he's so attractive i can't even

Draco Malfoy and the Chicken Etiquette Class

I can legit imagine Draco going to The Burrow and critiquing the chickens and the cockerel on their plumage saying how they’re not anything against the Malfoy’s peacocks

Mrs Weasley asking Harry where Draco has gone and Harry is like uhhhh hang on and he goes and finds Draco out in the yard bent over double with his fingers wiggling behind his back as he struts up and down cawing. The chickens and cockerel are in a line watching him and their little heads follow him left to right and back again. Draco is adamant and saying ‘THIS is how you do it!!! not any of that pansy cawing! Or strutting!’

Harry awkwardly trying to get Draco’s attention but Draco is now showing the chickens how to properly push their chests out and strut around to attract a mate. Harry is silently in tears for trying not to laugh at how mortified the chickens are

Draco suddenly realising he’s not alone and freezing where he’s bent over fanning a pretend tail. His face colouring up bright red and immediately spluttering. Harry knowing he’s never gonna let Draco forget this and shrugging, gesturing to the chickens and back. 'Well…it worked. I’m here’

'What?’ Draco snaps, his face maroon now and his voice high pitched

'You attracted a mate. It worked’ Harry grins, waiting for his humour to sink in

Draco looking absolutely mortified but the chickens begin cawing happily and he glares at them as Harry begins to laugh manically.

'Traitors’ Draco hisses venomously as Harry, so fucking in love with this pompous arrogant blonde, tugs Draco into a kiss right there in the Weasleys back yard, not even caring when their embrace is joined by a chorus of cawing birds

anonymous asked:

It's ridiculous how attractive taehyung is. He's so carefree, cute and dumb sometimes, he's slow sometimes but can't blame the boy for looking cute while doing so. And he has such a gorgeous face on his pretty neck. And the way he talks! He's dragging between sentences, I can't.... i seriously cannot even choose between jimin, jungkook and taehyung. Because they keep on attacking me. I just gave up the idea of having a sole bias. No can do. It's too suffocating.

Why choose one when you can have three? 
GET VMINKOOK: Triple the joy! Triple the pain!

Originally posted by hey-seoul-sistah

old-long-john  asked:

Silver is legit bi/pan as fuck. Everything Steinberg said made it canon to me too. In my mind, that boy's attracted to anyone he can't run rings around intellectually and who can worm their way through his 173 defence mechanisms. Which puts the number of people he's properly attracted to at a solid 2.

honestly…

“We’ve never seen Silver invest in someone, in this way. So for him, it’s very new. It’s the first one of these relationships that we are aware of.”

“people don’t always say what they’re feeling and exist in the space that people don’t even know about themselves

if he’s not talking bi/pan silver, then i don’t know what he’s going on about

anonymous asked:

I am personally not worried about Touka, but I am a little intrigued by Mutsuki's jealousy towards her. Also, I love the fact Haise was so attracted by Touka even if he didn't remember her. I think that at this point it's obvious the two of them have a strong attraction for each other and it's interesting how despite this they can't communicate properly.

Hey Anon! Thanks for reading :) 

And yeah, I was a bit caught off guard that it seemed Haise actually went more than twice to :Re while in fact it’s not that surprising (considering that he thought about her in ch31.5 during Christmas, way after the last time we saw him going to :Re). 

Anyway, I also agree that the difference between Haise’s behavior and Kaneki’s current awkwardness is a bit funny, but all in all that’s not so surprising either :) 

Kaneki really went through a lot during the last arc: between Arima’s death, Eto’s proposal of becoming the OEK… And as I said once, he probably hasn’t showed an actual smile ever since Arima died, so since he’s focusing on “having to fight” (like after the Aogiri arc in TG), a lot of things are put on hold for the time being.

That being said…

…Touka’s punch didn’t really help the fact that things between them are awkward and that they need to talk. But I’m hopeful…

‘Cause Touka asked for a talk and Kaneki’s comrades are aware that he’s having a few difficulties processing what the role of the OEK means. 

So don’t worry Anon, I’m sure they will be able to start communicating properly once they get to talk! 

Have a nice weekend and thanks again for reading! :)


Well, Anon, from the moment this…

happens just before they started the investigation for the auction arc, I think that means that Sasako making this compliment to Mutsuki didn’t make them uncomfortable. On they contrary they were rather flustered and happy (because they already had this obsessive crush on Haise back then). 

Basically just consider that at the moment of :Re ch1, Mutsuki already was starting to be “in love” with Haise, okay? This will make things easier xD

I hope it helps, have a nice weekend!


Hey Anon! Well, between her obvious crush on Saiko in ch112 and this omake, yeah probably. :)

The point is, she’s interested in Saiko: she could be a lesbian, bi or pan, it’s all that matters ‘cause her crush is super cute.

Pass it on.

Haha, have a nice weekend Anon!


Hey Anon! 

Well, in my opinion, it should probably be either…

or…

or…

Not so different from the fandom as a whole, hahah xDD Have a nice weekend Anon!

anonymous asked:

i really hope we get some focus on mio's sexuality in the future... i've never been fond of the whole "straight with an exception" thing you see so often in bl manga and with his recent confession that he has never successfully had sex with a woman it really just feels strange for him to continue insisting he isn't gay (or even bi) when he can't even find women attractive in a sexual context u_u

If you reread that scene with mio accepting he’s not all that straight in these 2 panels in mind you will probably see what I mean…
I think with him admitting out loud that he could not get hard with women, and subsequently can with shun, as well as shun telling him that theres no specific way gay people have to act led to these 2 panels. (Important to remember that throughout the series Mio has been putting a wall between himself and ‘gay’ several times because he’s under the impression that they act/feel a certain way that he doesn’t). This chapter is a very very big step for Mio to explore and come to terms with his own sexuality. I hope this will be fact by the end of the series :)

anonymous asked:

Imagine that Harry's girlfriend speaks another lenguage as mother tongue and harry just loves her accent even when she can't hear it.

Oh well that’s gonna be one hell of a thing. H thinks that girls who can speak in different accents are attractive and a girl who speaks different language who’d be a huge turn on for him.

He’d always try to google up the meaning of little phrases that he could remember and would use some cheeky lines in her language to impress her, even though she’s already impressed by him at the peak.

I believe that Harry would even try to learn her mother tongue just so that he can have a conversation with her in her Lang. After all she’d be talking to him in English after all this time. He genuinely would love to learn her language so that he could make her more comfortable.

Being a cheeky person who he is, he’s gonna stare at her intensely while she’ll talk to her friend in different language and will comment on it afterwords like ‘I love way you roll your lips to say that word’ or ‘what do you call dick in your language.’

But above all no matter, from which country she is, which religion she belongs to or which language she speaks, Harry is gonna move her unconditionally because our H has no boundaries for love.

—–
I just gave myself hopes.

Undertale - Starter Sentences
  • SPOILER WARNINGS AHEAD! Please proceed with caution. As always, feel free to change any pronouns/words to your liking.
  • "You're new here, aren'tcha?"
  • "Golly, you must be so confused."
  • "Hey buddy, you missed some."
  • "Is this a joke? Are you braindead?"
  • "You just wanted to see me suffer."
  • "Ah, do not be afraid, my child."
  • "Welcome to your new home."
  • "Here, take my hand for a moment."
  • "I should not have left you alone for so long."
  • "Surprise! It is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie."
  • "I want you to have a nice time living here."
  • "I have seen it time and time again. They come. They leave. They die."
  • "I am only protecting you, do you understand?"
  • "Hmph. You are just like the others."
  • "Attack or run away!"
  • "I know you want to go home, but..."
  • "I promise I will take good care of you here. I know we do not have much, but... We can have a good life here."
  • "My expectations... My loneliness... My fear... For you, I will put them aside."
  • "Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."
  • "Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."
  • "I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."
  • "Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help you."
  • "He's playing poker by himself. He appears to be losing."
  • "I can't be your friend!"
  • "I guess this means I have to go out on a date with you?"
  • "All that pressure to succeed... Really got to her..."
  • "You know what would be more valuable to everyone? If you were dead."
  • "You think I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?"
  • "We're gonna be best friends!!"
  • "Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!"
  • "Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something."
  • "Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?"
  • "Yes, she scrawls her name in the margins of the notes. She names programming variables after her. She even writes stories of them together, sharing a domestic life. Probability of crush -- 101%."
  • "Yeah, you gotta save your money for college and spiders."
  • "D-Dude... I can't... I can't take this anymore! Not like this!! Like, [NAME]! I like... I like, LIKE you, bro!"
  • "I found a gun in the dumpster!"
  • "He's like, my robot husband. He just doesn't know it yet."
  • "You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19-years old, and I've already wasted my entire life."
  • "Never interact with attractive people."
  • "Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a freaking rectangle."
  • "Future? What future? I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever."
  • "This was all just a big show. An act. [NAME] has been playing you for the fool the whole time."
  • "All so you would think she's the great person that she's not."
  • "Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
  • "We could be like... Like a family..."
  • "You really are an idiot."
  • "Killing me is the only way to end this."
  • "If you let me live... I'll come back. I'll kill you. I'll kill everyone you love."
  • "Don't you realize that being nice... just makes you get hurt?"
  • "Let's go to the garbage dump!!"
  • "She's so confident... And strong... And funny..."
  • "I'm just a nobody. A fraud. All I've ever done is hurt people. I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm... She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am."
  • "If she gets close to me, she'll... She'll find out the truth about me. ... What should I do?"
  • "Let's roleplay it."
  • "I kiss her back... S...softly... I... l-look gently into her eyes... I START HOLLERING!! [NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!! [NAME]!!! KISS ME AGAIN, [NAME]!!!"
  • "...WHAT did you just say?"
  • "You don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore."
  • "[NAME]... I want to help you become happy with who you are."
  • "Anime is real, RIGHT?!"
  • "[NAME] and I finished our training early. Very early. So I sent her home. Very home."
  • "Is that your ex? Gee, that's rough, buddy."
  • "OH MY GOD. Will you two just smooch already?!"
  • "It's all your fault. It's all because you made them love you."
  • "Your life will end here, where no one remembers you..."
  • "No! I don't need anyone!"
  • "[NAME]... Do you know why I keep doing this? Why I keep fighting to have you around?"
  • "I'm doing this... because you're special. You're the only one that understands me."
  • "I care about you, [NAME]. I care about you more than anyone else in the world."
  • "I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again."
  • "I'm so alone... I'm so afraid... [NAME], I... I... I'm so sorry."
  • "I always was a crybaby, wasn't I?"
  • "I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you."
  • "I understand if you can't forgive me. I understand if you hate me. I acted so horrible. I hurt you. I hurt so many people. There's no excuse for what I've done."
  • "Maybe... The truth is... [NAME] wasn't really the greatest person."
  • "You're the type of friend I wish I always had."
  • "Take a deep breath. There's nothing left to worry about."

blackfeline-wastaken  asked:

I swear to Kira tho, thats exactly how I see him? In canon I mean, Like he's fucking weird but like?? Look at him? He's freakin pretty? His pale skin?? His pitch black hair??? His weird ass round eyes?? Even his dark circles??? I don't know. I can't explain it jsjsnsn Maybe its the art style where most of the characters are good looking by default even If they arent supposed to? I'm so lost here. But you get me lol

i get you yeah don’t worry, if L was actually ugly he wouldn’t have such smooth skin and nicely shaped nose and mouth and jaw. but at the same time i think obata just tried his best to make him look a bit freaky and generally not all that attractive in the dn verse?? like, WE think he’s attractive from our standpoint but if i were a dn character (besides kyoko) i wouldn’t look at him twice, you feel me? in there, he just looks weird period. but to us, we can easily navigate through his redeemable traits, too. he does definitely look attractive to us though, he was very much so in so many scenes in the anime, and don’t even get me talking about first!L… which is the same L (though it is believed to be his original design, and they changed him cuz they later figured they wanted him to look as unorthodox as possible) there’s a reason why L is THE most praised character in death note, for certain.

anonymous asked:

'...but there’s nothing wrong with having a lower libido or not feeling sexual attraction' - saw your answer on one of the asks and it just hit me: then why do people think it's not normal? I mean...why can't they understand that everyone is different - one can feel sexual attraction and the other can not. I don't see anything wrong with this too but the society thinks we're aliens, we're broken and so on. Even my parents keep saying that if I won't give a guy what he wants, he'll leave me

People are not, I think, actually very good at understanding and accepting people’s differences. That’s a skill that has to be consciously nurtured and trained up for most people, and one which we must make a conscious effort to practice all the time without getting complacent. There’s also the fact that, from what I’ve been told by people who experience, sexual attraction and desire tend to be things that people feel very strongly and very inuitively–it’s not something they tend to interrogate or examine in themselves, it just feels like a natural expression, a way of being that’s taken for granted, which I think makes it very difficult to understand when other people don’t have that experience. If you never try to understand why you are a certain way you have no context for imagining how other people might not be that way, if that makes sense.

That makes it very difficult for those of us that are misunderstood. I hope that by continuing to spread awareness, information, urges for compassion, and support within the community we can make steps toward changing it.

-Dew

I’m currently watching the 80s Voltron and I physically can’t deal.
Keith: “Vultures may not be very attractive, but they gave us a hand, and we should be grateful.”
Sven: “I’ll always think they’re beautiful.”

anonymous asked:

Aight, lemme just say that I found your blog just yesterday through your kiribaku (mainly bakugou tho bc he the bae) art and it took me -15 seconds to follow your blog and god like oh my god like oohhhh myy godddd jesus words can't even describe how ATTRACTED I am to your kiribaku like that soft coloring and round, so round and gentle and kind and soft and squishy lines and GOD the way you draw smiles like i'm crying over here my heart is squeezing and i can see the light and have i MENTIONED th

… Ok I’m off to scream in the distance, the anons are being way too cute and I don’t know how to deal. Save me.

Underworld Quotes Meme
  • "Pity, because I live for it."
  • "We have a serious problem"
  • "You're acting like a pack of rabid dogs"
  • "Not if you expect to survive at all"
  • "Put some clothes on, will you?"
  • "He/She's attractive, for a human."
  • "You know I was planning on having you by my side this evening"
  • "You can't undo the past, no matter how many you kill."
  • "Other than food, why would lycans stalk a human?"
  • "Must I do everything myself?"
  • "Why are they after you!"
  • "Stop the car!"
  • "Back off!"
  • "Okay... alright. but you've lost a lot of blood."
  • "If you don't stop the car you're going to get us both killed."
  • "I'm not screwing around!"
  • "Shut up and hold on, I'll be fine."
  • "You're safe.. I'm ___"
  • "So for once the rumors were true"
  • "Oh my god, you're going to try and turn him/her aren't you?"
  • "He/She saved my life"
  • "It's just beyond my why you're so obsessed with this ridiculous theory!"
  • "You're infatuated with him/her aren't you?"
  • "You were told to set up shop and lay low!"
  • "I've laid low for quite long enough"
  • "Remember, I've bled for you once already"
  • "What the hell is going on?"
  • "What's happening to me?"
  • "If you you go to him/her, you'll never be welcome in this house again!"
  • "And if you bit me, what, I'd become a vampire instead?"
  • "By rights, I'd stop the car and kill you myself."
  • "Then why are you helping me?"
  • "I track down and kill your kind"
  • "What do you do with them afterwards?"
  • "We put the bullets back in."
  • "Something was in the stable... tearing our horses to pieces."
  • "I couldn't have saved my mother, or my sister, their screams woke me."
  • "He drove them off and saved me."
  • "I tried to swerve but he hit us anyway. He sent us right into the oncoming lane."
  • "I came over here to move on, to forget."
  • "And have you, moved on?"
  • "Digging into the past is forbidden"
  • "No I want to go with you."
  • "If I don't return in time, do yourself a favor, use it."
  • "Why are you helping me?"
  • "I'm not, I'm helping me."
  • "Are you fucking kidding me?"
  • "He's in desperate need of a lesson in manners. Speaking of manners, where are mine? Forgive me. I'm ____"
  • "I guess it never occurred to you that you might actually have to bleed to pull off this little coup."
  • "I have to get you out of here."
  • "He won't be satisfied until every lycan's dead."
  • "He'll kill you too just for helping me."
  • "How could you bear my trust, knowing that you killed my family?"
  • Lily Evans Year 1: I'M A WITCH THIS IS SO COOL I CAN'T WAIT TO LEARN EVERYTHING
  • Lily Evans Year 2: That James Potter bloke is kind of cute
  • Lily Evans Year 3: Nevermind he's an asshole
  • Lily Evans Year 4: Stupid James Potter with his stupid glasses and his stupid eyes
  • Lily Evans Year 5: I don't even care that he plays Quidditch he's still a jackass and who the hell could be attracted to a smile that adorable its just unnatural I don't even care don't look at me Potter
  • Lily Evans Year 6: Just because he's getting his shit together doesn't mean I like him it just means that he's not acting like a child anymore and it's not like that matters because it's still James Potter and I hate his stupid gorgeous face
  • Lily Evans Year 7: Fuck it.

brotherhoodoftheslice  asked:

The SebStan Conundrum: (somebody in academia, coin this). For when a dude is an embarrassing horrible disaster 80% of the time and HE KNOWS IT and is appropriately, easily mortified by his own absurd self, yet is illogically attractive. Because 20% of the time he remembers to Handsome really, really hard. My lizard and rational brain both react to Chris Evans at higher levels in every category, yet I am more ATTRACTED to SebStan and it's just terrible and we're all mad. Science can't explain it.

YES GOOD.

I think we can also add in another layer where he’s appropriately, easily mortified by his own absurd self, and PLAYS IT UP because he knows it gets him attention, even if it’s just laughter, because it’s not like he’s not also laughing at himself. Which then makes the 20% Handsome even MORE handsome, because how can this dude who is KNOWINGLY, CONSCIOUSLY SO FUCKING AWFUL also deliberately and knowingly clean up so nice?

ugh fucking sebstan, how does he work.