no, but imagine peter parker in the wintertime when it’s cold outside and he’s all bundled up in his sweater studying chemistry with you. he’s warm to the touch, your chilled fingers seeking his under the blankets that he has you bundled in (”(y/n)! you’re so cold—here, i’ll go get a blanket, j-just don’t move, okay?”) and he’s laughing at a stupid joke he just made. you bring him lattes in the morning with a breakfast sandwich from delmar’s and it becomes your weekly tradition: on mondays he buys and on fridays you do. he sings christmas songs off-key to your genuine smiles and lets you kiss him under the mistletoe. he buys you a christmas gift—small with the money that he could afford to spend—and you hand-make him something. ned calls you relationship goals, and so you make it your duty to be his girlfriend by new year’s.
(and lttle did you know that just maybe he made it his goal, too)