he's right most of the time


Warm ups 3.23.17

Nct 127's reaction to their s/o procrastinating over their work

Request: oooookay so how would nct 127 react to their s/o constantly procrastinating on homework or projects (bc that’s literally me 24/7)

A/N: can’t relate because im a highkey nerd who always does her homework immediately… HAHA kidding, this was so fun to write thanks for requesting omg



You’re together with a smartass who did so well in his academics why are you doing this to yourself, kidding taeil i love you. He’d probably drag you to the table and start nagging at you to do your work, while he stares at you and makes sure you complete the page in front of him. But most of time it seems as if he’s the one doing the homework, because he helps you with almost every question. and he gets it right for almost every question so, you don’t complain at all.

“I’m so tired-”

“so you find x first and then ….”


*still doing math equation*

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes


Some days he loves it, because he gets to spend time with you instead, away from all the school work and projects. But he still knows that it’s important for you to do your work, so he always tries to convince you to do your work, which always seems to succeed.

“Babe go do your work”

“I can do it tomorrow in the morning?? and it’s math, im lazy”

“You do it now you get a free night cuddling session later on, deal?”

“Omg you ass- alright”

Originally posted by suhyoungho


Instantly becomes a mother and would start nagging non stop. As soon as he saw you using your phone and laptop instead of doing your work that you had claimed to start doing 2 hours ago, he’d go all strict with you and probably keep your phone and laptop away from you. Doesn’t give in even if you whine and pout, because he wants the best for you and wants you to do your work on time.

“Babeeee when will you be returning my phone”

“Not until you’re done with this worksheet”

“This page please?”

“No shush i love you, do you work hm”

taeyong, why’re you so mean :-(

Originally posted by taeyongsolo


I feel like he wouldn’t even care that much and he’s even more happy that you’re actually spending more time with him rather than doing your work. But when he starts to realise that it may affect your grades and academics, he starts becoming more alert and whines at you to complete them. Like Johnny, he’d try to make small little deals with you, which always work too.

“I’m so lazy today, this work’s due two days later anyways, i can complete them later”

“You always say that but end up not doing any”

“I’m trying my best, but i’m really lazy today”

“Okay at least do a few pages, and i’ll give you a surprise”

“i guess i have no choice”

Originally posted by sour-satang


A louder and even stricter version of Taeyong. Can nag at you for hours and go on about “how important doing work on time is” to “time management in life”, and it’s always the same few words that’d he’d say. He nags so much and takes up so much time you end up always eventually giving in to doing your work because it’s the only way he’ll stop. But after you’re done though, he becomes all sweet and polite again, even cooking you a meal.

“But i’m tired and lazy-”

“No excuses, do your work please”

“Babe you’re so mean to me”

“Only at times like this, now stop talking and do it”

Originally posted by doyo-ng


Like Johnny, he sometimes doesn’t mind and let you do things on your own, not interfering at all. But when he needs to, he becomes a less serious and nicer version of Taeyong, constantly reminding you to do your work and also offering you help if needed. Lowkey smiles to himself proudly everytime because he managed to convince you to do your work.

“Jae, can i not do it today?”

“I wish i could say yes but no, you need to complete it”


“I love you but you really have to hm?”

Originally posted by jyofanclub


At first when you lied to him and said that your work wasn’t important, he believed it at first and didn’t mind at all. But he’d notice how you’d always drag your work till the last minute, causing you to not get enough sleep the night before. From then on he started reminding you to do your work, probably acting cute so you’d agree to completing it on the day itself, which was a success.

“It’s due on Friday!!”

“it’s only two days away, do it now baby”

“Don’t give me that pout- and those eyes- okay fine i will”

Originally posted by nct-trash


Gets worried and anxious rather than as compared to the other members, and he seems as though he’s the one that’s doing the homework. Would try his best to convince you to do your work and also at the same time, help you out. Probably even offered to help you finish your homework because he’s so nice? And because of that your heart softens and end up doing it because you feel bad towards Mark if you don’t.

“I can do it later though?”

“It’s better to do it now babe, you can rest later”

“Why not you help me complete it?”

“I mean… i wouldn’t mind”

“Omg babe, i’m only kidding, i love you. for you, i’ll do it alrights”

Originally posted by neotechs


Probably joins you in procrastinating too that’s why both of your assignments are always not passed up on time. But on days where he’s feeling good and actually completed his homework while you haven’t, he’d started annoying you and asking you to complete your work, while he’s there laughing at you while you suffer.

“Stop laughing and at least help me out or something”

“No way, find the answers yourself”

“You’re so mean, ”

“Well maybe if you actually did it earlier than i would have helped but you dragged it on for one hour so, sorry”

“I hate you”

“i love you too”

Originally posted by nakamotens

  • sherlock: mmh hey john tell me a thtory
  • john: alright....mmm...ehm..right. once upon a time--
  • john: [notices sherlocks watching him with the most loving captivated gaze bc already he is hanging on to johns every word]
  • john: :,)
  • sherlock: well????????
  • john: :,,)..... once upon a time,

Just a short little thing I was feeling…

In which the zombie apocalypse is consuming the world and Sirius and Remus get separated in a food run.

The cut running along the side of Remus’ forehead throbbed with the sweat and blood quickly drying in the hot, noon sun. His stomach felt like it was concaving into itself, his muscles ache from sleeping on the ground all night. His feet kept sliding on the dew soaked morning grass, and each time it got harder and harder to catch himself. By the time the camp finally came into view he felt ready to drop, vision swimming slightly from lack of water.

He didn’t know how it had happened. They drilled, practiced, planned so this exact thing didn’t happen. It had been a food run, one of the most routine outings. They’d been in broad daylight. Sirius had been right behind him, he’d been making a joke, Remus had wanted to laugh and then…

His mind played the familiar sound of the undead breathing and he flinched. The next thing he remembered was waking up in the dark, and was forced to hide for the night. The dark was not for the living anymore.

He’d been walking for hours, made to feel longer in the heat of the day, hand glued to the gun at his hip, when the camp had finally appeared between trees. He let out a breath that he felt like he’d been holding for the entire night.

He waved his hands in surrender when he heard the familiar sound of a loaded gun being aimed in his direction and a shout from the watch towers.

“It’s me! It’s me..” Remus ran out of breath at the end, practically limping to the now slowly opening metal gates. He could understand their confusion. He was hardly walking like a human being right now. Remus looked up, chest flooding with relief at the sound of his name.

“Fucking hell-“ Sirius was squeezing his way through the doors before they had even opened properly and Remus practically collapsed into his chest. He felt an arm wrap around his waist, holding him up, the other pressing to the back of his neck, feeling heavenly against his clammy skin, “Jesus, Remus. Remus-“

“‘m fine… I’m fine-“ He could hear Sirius taking shaky breaths and Remus fisted the back of his t-shirt, pulling himself closer, “Pads, I’m okay-“

“Fuck.” Sirius pulled back, the hand that was on his neck sliding around to cradle his cheek, thumb tracing over the sticky cut on his temple, “God, I thought you were right behind me. Fuck, Re, I didn’t mean-You have to know I’d- I’d never just leave you out there-“

“Pads, of course I know that. Of course I know that-“

“Then you weren’t there.” Sirius’ breathing was escalating, his eyes wild, “You weren’t- I was holding your hand but…” Sirius shook his head, squeezing his eyes shut and letting his forehead drop to Remus’, “Jesus, Re, I thought you were…“ Sirius’ voice broke, “I thought you were…”

“I’m not. I’m fine, we’re fine.” Remus leaned into the hand stroking his cheek. He was slowly loosing the flood of adrenalin at seeing Sirius again, and he was more tired than before, “‘m not a zombie, however I am severely dehydrated.”

Sirius let out a slightly watery laugh, opening his eyes to see Remus smiling at him, and pressed a long kiss to his forehead, “You can have all the water in the world as long as you never leave this camp again.”

Remus laughed as he was pulled flush against Sirius’ side, “No promises.”

The warmth of Sirius’ body felt warmer than the sun in ever sense of the word, and their feet nearly tripped over each other as they walked into camp, letting the gates shut slowly behind them.

i love how fmab Greed is just lowkey supportive all the time

Ok, we see him being super samn angry at Wrath like 80% of the time, but before he got his memories back? 
Dude was basically just born, is seemingly not at all fazed by Envy’s appearance and just rolls with everything. Then Mei and Scar break into their hide-out and he just applauds them and then lazily starts chasing Ed around and even comments on Ed’s fighting moves, congratulating him on “a nice, solid kick” and so forth and he is just so. supportive?? And has so few fucks to give at the same time?? Or like when he gives Ed and Al the message Ling had written for Lan Fan. Greed had zero reason to do this, but just rolled with it and did it anyway. He is like the guy that does his hardest to convince everyone he is the bad guy, but is just so lowkey-supportive all the time, he might as well join Team Skull for all it’s worth.

anonymous asked:

a professor of mine thinks victor hugo would have disliked his novels being turned into musicals because he'd said his poetry shouldn't be set to music; do you think she's right? for some reason i always figured he'd be at least amused (if annoyed les mis is still so relevant to society today)

I think he’d have more Opinions about the most famous adaptation of his novel being in English than anything else, really :P 

Honestly I’d look at how Hugo talked about Ernani, the opera adaptation of Hernani, on this, but I can’t FIND him talking about it; beyond that he mentions it several times as having been playing on the night of NIII’s coup. Which is frustrating.:/  But anyway yeah, there were definitely examples of people adapting Hugo’s work in his lifetime, and I’d be inclined to look at his reactions there. 

And also  there’s the whole thing where prose and poetry were not the same! Like, to him, and to that branch of Romantics in general. So that might have made a difference!

For lack of being able to find anything more specific about his reaction to musicals, I’d look to his speech to Congress of Literary, Industrial and Artistic Property in Paris in 1878.    Where he says 

Create a system of literary property, but at the same time, create the public domain! Let us go further. Let us expand the idea.  The law could give to all publishers the right to publish any book after the death of the author, the only requirement would be to pay the direct heirs a very low fee, which in no case would exceed five or ten percent of the net profit. This simple system, which combines the unquestionable property of the writer with the equally incontestable right of the public domain was suggested by the 1836 commission [on the rights of authors]; and you can find this solution, with all its details, in the minutes of the board, then published by the Ministry of the Interior.

The principle is twofold, do not forget. The book, as a book, belongs to the author, but as a thought, it  belongs – the word is not too extreme – to the human race. All intelligences, all minds, are eligible, all own it. If one of these two rights, the right of the writer and the right of the human mind, were to be sacrificed, it would certainly be the right of the writer, because the public interest is our only concern, and that must take precedence in anything that comes before us.  [Numerous sounds of approval.]But, as I just said, this sacrifice is not necessary.

It seems Hugo, while an advocate of author’s writes, was  also an early advocate of Public Domain as a concept based on people being able to access ideas,  especially after the (literal) death of the author , so that’s probably relevant to adaptations of his work. 

Would he have actively enjoyed the current musical? Friend, I cannot say; art styles and emphasis have changed so much in the intervening century-and-a-half.  Possibly he’d hate it for not being anti-Napoleon III enough. Maybe he’d really love Tiny Cosette. I do not know! But Hugo had SO many opinions from so many directions over the course of his life that I’d be really hesitant to just say “he’d hate it” OR “he’d love this particular thing” –the answer HE gave might well have depended on When You Asked. But there’s some things to look into about it! 

Disappearing Act

James ‘Bucky’ Barns X Reader 

Word Count: 459

Requested: Anon

Request: Can you do a Bucky fic where he and the reader like each other but because he rarely reveals his emotions, the reader always feels he doesn’t want her around/he finds her annoying. So maybe she stops being around him so much and he notices and doesnt like it and misses her? Thank you x

Originally posted by seventven

You were one of the only people that Bucky was happy to see, he never showed it though and that was where he went wrong. You liked him a lot so you decided the best thing to do was to spend time with him and you were right because he liked you too, eventually you decided that you were annoying and that he didn’t want you around and so you decided to distance yourself and that meant that you left the room when he entered it and most of the time you only spoke to him when you were on missions. “What’s going on with you and (Y/N)?” Steve asked as he walked down the hall with Bucky.

“What?” Bucky asked.
“You can’t tell me you haven’t noticed a change,” Steve smirked raising an eyebrow.
“What?” Bucky asked pretending that you sudden disappearance hadn’t bothered him. Steve rolled his eyes.
“You know you’re only going to push away,” Natasha said walking passed them after hearing the end of their conversation.
“What are you talking about?” Bucky asked.
“Well she liked you, you showed no interest in her…” Natasha started and he just looked at her “she think that you find her annoying!”
“Why would she think that?” Bucky asked and Natasha rolled her eyes.
“You barely held a conversation with her and you’ve never told her otherwise.” Natasha shrugged.
“Where is she?” Bucky asked.
“In her room most likely,” Natasha answered

Bucky stood outside your bedroom door, he knocked on the door and waited for you to open it, he heard shuffling and then you door was pulled open, you looked up at him and smiled. “Hey, do you need something?” You asked.
“Why are you avoiding me?” He asked bluntly and you frowned.
“I’m not.” You lied “I’ve just been busy.”
“That’s not what Natasha told me.” He argued and you cursed under your breath and you were sure that you saw a small smirk on Bucky’s face.
“Look it’s nothing I’m working through it okay?” You finally said moving to close the door but Bucky decided to push it open instead grabbing you around the waist and pulling you against his chest.
“W-what are you doing?” You managed to stutter out.
“They said I need to show you so I am,” Bucky said gently leaning in stopping for a second to allow you to pull away if you wanted to but you stayed still. Bucky closed the gap between you and connecting your lips.

Somewhere else in the building Tony was yelling “Everyone owes me 20 come on! Cough it up!”
“You are already a billionaire what do you need extra money for?” Natasha asked handing over her 20 anyway.
“You never know.” He smirked.

Requests and general question!

HWTR to you being a virgin

Requested. :3



He’d probably the most excited about it just because he can teach you all sorts of stuff or take it slow. He’s probably the best choice of partner for the first time since, despite all the bravado that he’ll make you feel good, he’s still nervous about it. He’d get cold feet right before actually penetrating you, asking you a hundred times before ‘Is it ok? Are you sure you want to do it?!’. You’ll have to comfort him and tell him that you don’t want to do it with no one else. He’s going to do anything in his power to make you feel relaxed, being gentle and spending much time in loosening you up during foreplay. He won’t make fun of you if you’re a virgin; he’d make a few jokes, but if he sees you getting upset over it, he’d stop. It doesn’t really matter for him if you are or not because the love-making is the most important aspect—so he wants for both of you to have fun. And he won’t pressure you on doing anything that you won’t like; he’ll work on it gradually.

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anonymous asked:

Faizaaaa, can I tell you something? It's a really unpopular opinion, so, lets go: i hate the fact that skam (fandom) revolves only around Henrik right now and that he love is so much...


Urm … here’s, how I interpret it:

Henrik’s … very, VERY active on Instagram (and Spotify but, you can’t really share much from Spotify, content wise). He’s very vocal and active on it and spends a lot of time on it. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that from the entire Skam Cast, he’s probably one of the most active on IG. So yeah, when he posts stuff, which is quite frequently, the fandom likes that, and enjoys that! We get to sort of, see a little glimpse of his life outside of Skam, which he’s comfortable in sharing. Some cast members don’t use their social media a lot, and that’s okay too, but that’s also partially why they’re often not talked about that much, but, they’re still very very loved by people in the fandom.

But I don’t necessarily feel it’s only Henrik that gets all the love, if we’re talking about active Skam cast members on social media. Ulrikke does too and so does Josefine. 

And recently, Yousef’s been getting a lot of love too! 

What I mean is, I think the fandom loves the entire cast a lot, but I feel like, you might feel as though Henrik’s always constantly getting a lot of the love is because he’s appreciated a lot in the fandom, mostly for playing Even so well, and for being so active. Tarjei’s not on social media but he gets loads of love too for playing Isak, because last season, a lot of people resonated with those 2 characters, and are very very thankful and appreciative of Henrik and Tarjei for portraying them so beautifully, and they can’t wait to see what’ll happen next to Even and Isak - me included!

But yeah, I mean, if Iman was more active on her social media, the only thing my blog would be about would be Iman, lmaooo, because Sana’s one of my top favourite characters on Skam. Right now, my blog’s REALLY heavy on Cengiz and Yousef, because I’ve grown to admire them a lot lot lot over the last week! So urm, yeah, I guess it comes down to that? Who you resonate with alot will automatically, and subconsciously, hold a little more closer of a meaning to you, but that doesn’t mean you don’t love everyone else in the cast, I guess? 

And … I guess, people can freely love who they want to and choose to, and that’s okay. The important thing, for me personally, is to always admire people, especially when they’re talking about something relevant, and to respect and appreciate that, no matter who it is, because doing that takes get strength, which should be celebrated. 

thegirlwithmultiplepersonas  asked:

Hi! ,Can I have Bayverse and TFP Optimus nsfw headcannons with human s/o? I know they're basically one character but *shrugs* y'know, different universe? Nice blog btw!

Thanks, friend!  :D  I don’t really have any Bayverse headcanon, but I’ve got a fair amount of TFP headcanon.

—Optimus frequently requires time to emotionally unload.  He doesn’t let on, save to a few close friends, and to his SO; and when he requires release, it almost always comes in the form of interfacing.  Optimus spends most of his time in a position of authority, and as well suited as he is to leadership, in the bedroom, he prefers to surrender control to his partner.  Submissive and obedient, Optimus gets a thrill from being used, restrained, and even degraded, particularly by a being so much smaller than he.

—Optimus has a sensitive spot in the small of his back, underneath his plating.  His smaller SO is just the right size to reach it without removing anything; gently probing it with their fingers sends waves of pleasure throughout Optimus’ frame, coaxing his panels open, and causing low moans of pleasure to rise from his vocals as his servos give way, not simply from the sensation, but as a result of the intimate touch, his mental barriers briefly, and exquisitely, coming down.  

brinabear458  asked:

What is the significance of the crowns on the hands? I've looked for information everywhere but I can't find anything. You, my almighty resource of alfie, can surely tell me? 😆😆😆

Alfie’s crown tattoos literally indicate his status within the criminal world….  meaning he is a #$#@ King.   Legit badass.  Do not F*ck With.   

Y’all know Alfie can speak Russian right?   And he makes that comment about his mom to the Russians about being chased by dogs in the snow….

So my thinking (obviously the show would have to confirm by giving us his backstory)  is that Alfie may have grown up in Russia - or at least spent some time there.   And at some point most likely was in a Russian PRISON, or at least a forced labour camp (if so, technically he should have a shoulder brand too that would indicate the type of labour served.)   Since that crown tattoo is one of the very specific types of tattoos within the very complex system of symbols in Russian prisons during this time.   

The tattoo system was meant to differentiate between the criminal authority or “thief-in-law”, versus say a political prisoner, or even those forced tattoos meant to degrade or humiliate the wearer (sex offenses).   For a thief in law, they were most definitely earned.   The inmates bestowed them on one another.  Falsely representing yourself with one of these symbols and subsequently getting caught was punishable within the criminal world and meant the removal of the symbol.   Usually the wearer made to do it themselves.  With a knife.  Or burned off with chemicals.  Yeah that.   These folks don’t f*ck around.   Cause it’s also highly likely they will just kill you.

The crown on the hand specifically is given to represent a Criminal Boss or Authority, which tells us that Alfie absolutely obtained one of the most elite statuses within this world.  Remember EARNED - and with that comes a very specific set of rules – basically Alfie took no shit from anyone.  So while Thomas Shelby may seem to be one very bad mofo, in comparison to the level Alfie appears to have obtained?  He just playing.

But Alfie Solomons did not come to play.   That’s a solid bet mate.   And I would not be surprised that if we ever get to see a semi  naked Alfie, there will probably be other tattoos indicating his criminal history.  Perhaps even a cross on his chest, which would mean Prince of Thieves (the highest rank one can achieve).  Pretty sure Alfie has some Russian jewels lying around that might attest to that.  ;)

I’d by lying if I said I was not here for some naked Alfie.   You know, for research and all.  :)

Thanks for the great question @brinabear458  xx

I was going to type out a long thing to keep you guys up to date but, eh, no point in clogging up your dash. Here’s a short version:

> I’m going to continue to be off and on with tumblr. I’m just exhausted all the time and most of my mental energy is going into uni. 

> I’m aiming to keep up with posting most days, if only because it makes me feel like I have somewhat of a creative outlet for my brain right now (I can never actually write when I’m in stressed uni mode, as evidenced by the fact I’ve been trying to write Coff’s chapter for months now).

> I may have to complain about my supervisor again. He seems to “forget” to look at my dissertation. BUT I will be finishing my first draft before the weekend is over, so there’s that. 

> Apart from uni I’ve had a great time with various birthday things. Once again thanks to all who wished me a good day! I went to a cat cafe yesterday, and a russell howard gig the day before. It was AWESOME.

> I know that the world seems dire once again, with the attacks and Trump and such, but it’s important to find light in the darkness. Laugh, love, take hold of those moments where you are alive, and take care of yourselves. 

anonymous asked:

15 sanvers?

15.) meeting in the E.R/A&E au

send me a ship and a number!

It was 9 pm, Alex was tired, she’d been run rampant all day. She’d seen more x-rays and IV needles than she’d like to admit for just one days work. It was two hours past her check out time but the lobby was overcrowded with kids who needed stitches and adults with chronic nosebleeds. She had to take care of most of them until she was paged to room 211.

“Room 211? What hallway is that on?” she mumbles, Lucy picks up on it and laughs. Alex spins around wondering how the Intern heard what she said and why she was pointing her in the right direction, that wasn’t like Lucy at all.

“It’s on James’ hallway, he’s probably the one who paged you,” she smirks. Now she knows why Lucy was helping her, James is on that hallway, she’s hoping that Alex would take her down from observing from the front desk to go see her boyfriend.

Biting the inside of her cheek and biting out an insincere thank you, she heads down the right hallway to go meet up with James. Leaning against 211′s door frame as the patient and James converse Alex takes note of the woman in the bed.

She’s in NCPD uniform, she’s sitting up and engaged in conversation, she’s only using one hand for her movements though, she’s struggling not to use both it seems. Alex knocks on the door, not waiting for either of them to say to come in.

“Dr. Danvers, nice of you to join us,” James nods at her, then returning his attention to the officer.

“Us? Who’s this?” She asks, tilting her head at the patient.

“Maggie Sawyer, NCPD Detective, Science division,” she extends her hand in greeting, keeping the other close to her. Alex arches an eyebrow at the act but it’s mostly at the hand she isn’t shaking rather than the handshake itself.

“Alex Danvers, or Dr. Danvers, doesn’t matter. Want me to check out that hand of yours?” She asks with a grin. James is there to fetch supplies and to document what Alex does as a part of his course study. She reminds him to get his notes ready as Maggie outstretches her hand. Her hand is swollen and bruised, the index finger is crooked at an angle that seems to be out of an abstract painting. The middle and ring finger are taped together in a messy effort to try and keep them out of the way of her pinkie finger, which is too far over to the right for Alex’s liking. “It seems we’ve found one of the minnows from the lobby,” she says to James over her shoulder, he laughs and nods in agreement.

“How long were you waiting out there?” he asks Maggie.

“Not too long, I asked for Alex and didn’t have to cradle my hand for much longer after that,” she beams up at Alex, causing her to become confused. She didn’t know Maggie or doesn’t remember knowing her before a few moments ago. Maggie tilts her head, understanding the look on Alex’s face.

“You don’t remember stitching up my eyebrow?”

Oh. That Maggie Sawyer.

Alex was in for a long night.

anonymous asked:

You know Noct now that you and Luna are going to have a baby when Luna starts showing more you should have Prompto do a maternity photoshoot for the both of you. It would be so cute and nice. Do you think that might be something you both could do?

“Y'know, it’s funny you should ask this. Prompto has been begging me to do photos like this pretty much every since Luna started showing. She’s got a bit of a baby bump going now, but Prompto insists we’ll make for a great photography subject when the time is right. *he sighs and rubs the back of his head* I guess if it were something both Luna and Prompto wanted, and it made them happy then I don’t see any problem with it.”

“Oh my, yes absolutely. I’d really like that, to have my first pregnancy being captured at our most special of places. I do hope Prompto has some more patience, *she gently rubs her small bump* until the time is right. He’s been so excited to do the photos. Almost even more thrilled then both Noctis and me. But, it would make for such great memories. Such a gift needs to be remembered.”

jonasarmstrongfangirl  asked:

"Remember those pics of Tom going to the gym semi- hard? Think it would have been like that if he was getting any?" Dearest Zero, you've just nearly killed me with laughter. Haven't laughed so hard in ages lol I completely agree with what you said. There is no way on earth he'd need to work out that hard if he was getting a good workout else where. Also there definitely was no sexual chemistry at all. I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him 🤣😜

😂Right?! He wouldn’t have met my mother, we wouldn’t have walked all over the fucking Vatican, we wouldn’t have gone to every chain restaurant near the mall- it would have been bed and pizza delivery and that’s it.

All jokes aside that’s the most glaring reason it was so fake- if you really like/lust for someone, you want to get to know them and spend as much alone time as possible- they did the exact opposite.

anonymous asked:

So I'm kinda in a friendly dating situation with this guy (we hang out and talk about life and sometimes drink while we do) and I want to kiss him but not really have a relationship with him beyond the current one. How do I mention polyamory to him without him thinking I want our current relationship to change?

Ok so I think you’re saying you’re dating someone and you don’t want him to think you want to fully commit to monogamy, and you want to keep things open, am I right?

Telling him so would probably work.

In polyamory, that’s the solution for most everything. Communication, honesty, and respecting people’s boundaries.

Either he’ll be like, “Ok, that’s cool.” or he’ll be like “I can’t do that, I want monogamy.” And then you’ll know how to proceed each time.

I completely understand what Jack says about how everyone has the capacity to be kind, or to be a good person in general. But honestly there’s still someething about him that I end up impressed by

He’s so full of love. Fucker is so sweet he’s gonna give me diabetes. He’s an adorable little Irish bean full of probably more love than almost any other human being on Earth and goddamn I wish I could love as many things with as much pure, unbridled enthusiasm as he does. That shit sounds like pure happiness right there, just being full of that much love for so many things and so many people (even ones you basically don’t know), and being proud of it.

I mean, I guess I could in theory, but this “mental illness” thing tends to get in the way most of the time. It sucks.

i’m announcing the header change today like a newspaper article from the 1800s.

HARK! From the heavens above! The MOST ASTOUNDING MAN TO HAVE EVER APPEARED has appeared RIGHT NOW! A man of short stature has appeared onto our beloved header! And that is not all, my friends! This man came from BEYOND OUR EARTH! Is he from MARS? JUPITER? URANUS? MYANUS? Only time will tell!

The man refers to himself as a BALLOON PEDDLER, selling REAL BALLOONS to anyone he meets! Truly a miracle!

A quick observation about Shiro and the Black Lion’s bonding moment in the S2 finale: right before Shiro retrieves his bayard from Zarkon, there’s a montage of images showing us how closely he and Black have bonded. It’s all memories of their time together, and most of it’s pretty standard stuff that you’d expect, depicting their close relationship over two seasons.

There’s Black rescuing Shiro from robeasts and dino-dogs:

Black rescuing Shiro on the astral plane when they fought Zarkon together:

Flying together - pretty sure this is from the nosedive exercise, the first time they really bonded:

But… one of the memories is… a bit different:

You guys. You guys. The Black Lion remembered the time they made a Voltron cheer-pyramid and Shiro said “and I’ll form the head”. This is one of their important bonding moments. THIS NONSENSE RIGHT HERE is something the Black Lion (and possibly also Shiro) fondly looks back on as a time they bonded.

Like… how funny must this have seemed from the Black Lion’s point of view? Imagine Black standing on top of the cheerleader pyramid laughing uncontrollably to herself in whatever language giant robot lions speak.

Shiro: “Is everyone bonding and focusing?”

Black Lion: “I love you but this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever done.”

So, I noticed a thing about our favourite Russian

See here a screenshot from episode 10 where Viktor is shown with his medals 

Hmm, that one in the centre seems to be quite prominent from the rest.. I wonder…


Having figured out the dates, Viktor would have been freshly eighteen years old right here (the men’s finals took place at the start of February). So we can take the assumption that this was his first Olympics. And that boy won gold. And with the way it’s displayed, prominent and at the centre of his chest, it appears to be the one he’s most proud of? How adorable??? 

(also I’m now assuming that he won gold at both Vancouver and Sochi - considering how he was at the height of his career during this time) 

(canon three time Olympic gold medallist confirmed)

Bonus: Imagine fourteen year old Yuuri’s reaction