he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy

Monty Python Memes
  • "Bereft of life, it rests in peace."
  • "Always look on the bright side of life."
  • “My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.”
  • “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”
  • “It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?”
  • “Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
  • “I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?”
  • "Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”
  • “Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it.”
  • "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  • “And now for something completely different.”
  • “No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.”
  • “The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.”
  • “Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go… You don’t think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say via banking?”
  • "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
  • "I'm Brian, and so's my wife!"
  • "Oh, it’s ‘blessed are the meek’. I’m glad they’re getting something, they have a hell of a time."
  • "I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently."
  • "Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

So if Milady was wondering if the Cardinal had a gun in his pocket or if he was just happy to see her; well, I guess now she knows.

Also, Armand, I know you’re in your candle-lit crypt of plotting, promises, and  very occasionally praying, but must you add perving to the list?  

Oh, you must?  Actually, I’m totally okay with that. I think Milady can handle it.

I had a very vivid sex dream involving Benedict Cumberbatch last night

And now I feel uncomfortable looking at pictures of him. I only remember one key detail, the dirty talk and lord almighty….dream version of him is a filthy, naughty boy.  There’s a reason I’m uncomfortable looking at pictures of him today. 

It feels weird. Sex dreams with celebrities (as opposed to the characters they play) are always weird because they’re real people and it feels like objectification. Silly brain.