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Sober

2,500 Followers Oneshot

Summary: The reader is drunk and she tries to have sex with her best friend Jensen.

Prompt: “Why are you in my bed?!”

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,757

Requested: @supernaturalgirl85


Jensen tiredly drudges up the stairs in his Malibu home, grumpy as all hell. He just lost $2,000 at a poker game and it’s safe to say that he’s ripshit.

Although he’s not concerned about actually losing the money, being a successful movie director has set his ass up for life.

It’s just the fact that he lost. He’s a competitive fucker, always has been and always will be. It’s in his DNA.

And to add fuel to the fire, his friends refused to give him another chance to win back his money. Claiming it’s too late and they needed to call it a night. It’s only midnight for Christ’s sake. Old bastards.

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my absolute favorite things about this update, in no particular order

-Odin’s weird belly flop as he attempts to slide under the door.

-Maggie slamming the button down with such force and such effort she uses her plant arms, despite the fact that she just talked how exhausted she was from using her powers.

-Despite being the only two known survivors, trapped in an area with, as far as they know, a dangerous mass murderer lurking, Gil still frets about hopping onto a ship in an attempt to get away from the carnage and get help.

-Maggie’s face on page 1677. Just. That is the face of someone who has had it up to here with this bullshit and wants no part in anymore.

And my favorite part of the update:

-The fact that when Gil hears Odin’s voice, he immediately goes like this:

Not even a “who could that be?” or “what was that?” beforehand, he goes straight into “oh jesus christ it’s Odin, not this shit again

anonymous asked:

what are your favorite jaeyong moments hmmm

1. Linking arms at the Asian Model Awards 2015 - (fhjhjsdfkh look at them how cute)

2. Taeyong letting the world know how sexy he finds Jaehyun - (tbh, same Taeyong)

3. I dont even think this needs any explaining- (jesus christ not infront of the cameras you two)

4. Shenanigans at the MAMA’s 2016 (cr. centerpieces, bloncprinz) - (🎶 cause space is just a word made up by someone who’s afraid to get too..CLOSE 🎶)

5. This photoshoot - (kill me now)

6. Taeyong looking like that one girlfriend whose trying to convince her boyfriend to buy her something - (im crying taeyong is such a cutie)

7. fhkjdhdkjg bless the person (cr. painkiller) who caught this:

8. Taeyong feeding Jaehyun - (such domestic???)

9. Playing twister together - (rip me)

10.  Secret links: x x x x x x x 

anonymous asked:

!!! I didnt know you liked documentaries! i loooove them and im always looking for good true crime ones. would it be too much to ask if you could recomend me some good documentaries you like? <3

this is the hardest but the best question ever. i’ve been musing over it for the last several days, and i finally just decided to sit down and make out a list. this is by no means a complete list, nor is it a ‘best of’ list. just some that i wanna rec because i think they’re awesome. or at least, the subject is fascinating, and so the annoying narrator/bad quality/etc is worth enduring. let’s go!

♥ autopsy (tv series) - if you have hbo go, it’s better to watch them there because the quality is a lot better, but this is a link to a youtube playlist of episodes. autopsy is a show about (you guessed it) autopsies, but each episode is themed and focuses on several interesting stories about deaths/murders where the cases were solved through forensic evidence found during the autopsies. michael baden is the forensic pathologist who has done several of the autopsies, and he’s the host of the show. i could watch this every single day for the rest of my life. (expect lots and lots of gore)

♥ paradise lost: the child murders at robin hood hills - another thing i watched on hbo go, but here’s a link to a yt vid (there are two other parts to this doc; they should show up in the related videos to the right). this is the story of the west memphis three and the murders of three little boys in arkansas in 1993. it’s a fascinating, heartbreaking, and unbearably frustrating story about the conviction of 3 teenage boys for those murders. there’s another doc called west of memphis that documents the events that occur after paradise lost concludes. i think west of memphis is my favorite of them all. god, what a fucking story. (graphic crime scene photos and video of three little boys.)

♥ mommy dead and dearest - i just watched this doc today on youtube, but hbo already found it and took it down. SO! you can watch it on hbo/hbo go, but because it’s so new, i doubt it’ll be anywhere else for a good while. it’s the story of dee dee and gypsy rose blancharde, a mother and daughter in a toxic, manipulative relationship that is one of the worst cases of munchausen by proxy ever documented, and one that ends in murder.

♥ thin blue line - a doc made in 1988 that digs into the wrongful conviction of a guy named randall adams who ends up on death row for something he didn’t do. it set a precedence for the importance and influence of crime docs. because of this documentary, the case got reopened.

♥ the keepers - another new doc, but this one’s on netflix. it’s a docuseries that follows the story of the murder of a nun, sister cathy cesnik, in 1969, and the unbelievable sequence of events that lead to it. this doc has pedophiles, sociopathic priests, police cover-ups, and a tireless group of retirement-aged women, some of whom are survivors of rape and abuse by the aforementioned priests, who will not rest until sister cathy’s killer is caught.

♥ the witness - on netflix, too. i talked about this one in my last movie post, but it’s the journey of a brother to try and understand what happened the night his sister, kitty genovese, was murdered in nyc in the mid-sixties. it’s absolutely fucking heartbreaking.

♥ cropsey - (i hope this link works??) this is a doc about a boogeyman urban legend on long island. the reason it’s interesting is because the doc is made by two kids who grew up on long island hearing the story, and there’s a really interesting story about an asylum that gets unearthed while they dig around. this guy also made a doc called killer legends which talks about urban legends and the true crimes that may have inspired them. both are really good.

♥ who took johnny? - another one i’ve already recced, but i wanted to put it on this list because it’s a good one. it’s about a boy named johnny gosch who went missing in the early 80s and was never seen again. the pov here is mostly with johnny’s mother, who is still searching for her son. it’s so heartbreaking. </3

♥ most evil (tv series) - i loveeeee this series. dr. michael stone is a psychiatrist who has a ‘scale of evil’ from 1 to 22 where he places different murderers for various reasons, including mental illness, history, and motive. each episode has a theme, and i could seriously watch this show every day forever and ever and ever. <3

♥ karla homolka & paul bernardo aka ken& barbie killers - these two. jesus fucking christ. paul was a serial rapist before he even met karla, and together, they murdered at least 3 girls, including karla’s little sister. the most insane thing? karla basically gets away with it. i can’t watch enough about these two. they’re so fucking horrible.

♥ the black dahlia, aka elizabeth short - okay, i’m in love with betty short, so i’m gonna link to a bunch of docs about her. i don’t have a favorite, and there isn’t one that i would consider definitive. i wish there was more out there, and i wish there was a good doc that had a good budget and a lot of care taken in its creation, but alas. so here are a few docs that at least give you some good info, crime scene pics, and theories:

one | two | three | four

(please come talk to me about elizabeth short. any time. ask me anything. i love her.)

♥ luis garavito aka the beast - ohmygod. luis garavito. colombian serial killer who has admitted to the rape/murder/torture of at least 140 boys, though it could be closer to 300. there have been mass graves of his victims uncovered. what blows my mind is that this happened in the nineties. 

♥ just melvin, just evil - disturbing and sobering doc about a viciously sadistic, horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of so many children in his family. the lives of all his victims were forever changed and ruined by a single man, and what makes this doc so special and painful is that you get to witness them confronting him when they’re grown.

♥ david parker ray, the toy box killer - if you haven’t heard of david parker ray, omfg, are you in for a story. this guy. he built a torture chamber in a trailer outside of his home and kidnapped, raped, and tortured women for years in it. and it all takes place in a tiny place called truth or consequences.

♥ there’s something wrong with aunt diane - a documentary about a car crash in 2009 that resulted in the deaths of 8 people, including 4 children. the events leading up to the crash and the mysteries behind what went on in that car just before and during the crash itself are just… so, so bizarre. a really interesting doc. (graphic crime scene photos at the end)

♥ the boneyard: leonard lake and david ng - just… the story of how the police even found out about these two in the first place is so fucking amazing. what comes out of the ensuing investigation is just staggering. these two fucks tortured and murdered at least eleven people, probably more. and you won’t believe what it takes to get one of them brought to justice (and what happens to the other one).

♥ wild child: the story of feral children - feral children are one of my very, very favorite topics to research. i’m endlessly moved and fascinated and inspired by stories of them. this is a great doc that touches on several instances of foundlings and gives you some names to rush out and do research on and find more docs about. there isn’t enough out there on feral children. not even close.

♥ theresa knorr - okay, i watch a lot of crime docs. a lot. very, very little shocks or phases me at this point. but this woman? holy fucking shit. theresa knorr stuns me. there’s something about women serial killers that fascinates me, and i think it’s that most of them know their victims intimately or are related to them somehow. knorr is the worst. the. worst. what her children have to endure before they’re murdered is unspeakable and beyond what even my warped brain could imagine. my god. 

♥ mary vincent (lawrence singleton) - this is a link to an episode of a show called ‘i survived’ which has two other stories on it, one that’s kinda boring and the other which is almost as astounding as mary’s story. but mary’s story is just… astonishing. she was fifteen when she was picked up as a hitchhiker and raped, dismembered, and thrown over a cliff. and she fucking survived. i love her. i want to hug her.

♥ catching a monster - peter scully - GOD. this fuck. peter scully is the most horrifying human being i’ve ever seen. his story is ongoing and not finished yet, but this doc talks about what he did and how he was finally arrested. scully ran a pedophilic red room/film studio where he tortured, raped, and murdered children for rich people who paid him to do it and film it. just. yeah.

♥ kidnapping of elizabeth smart - mindboggling. just… not only how she was taken, but also why and what happened while she was gone. and how she was found. stockholm syndrome is another thing that fucking fascinates me, and i wish this doc had focused more on that aspect of the story, but i understand why elizabeth is reluctant to discuss it. anyway! such an interesting story.

♥ the murder of james bulger - james bulger was a 2-year-old boy from merseyside who was brutally murdered by two 10-year-old boys. the violence they inflicted on this kid, and the way his body was found is just… a nightmare. there are two docs on this murder that i’ve watched and find interesting in their own rights, so i’m gonna link to both: 

one | two

(after you’re done watching these two, look up the two boys who murdered him and see what they’re up to now. one of them will stun you.)

♥ aileen wuornos - gonna end this with the lady dearest to my heart. i feel such an incredible amount of sympathy and heartbreak for this tragic woman. her life story is almost unbearable, and the journey of her lifelong abuse by men, the series of murders she committed, and how she found love somehow in between all of it will stay with me forever. there are two wonderful documentaries on aileen, both by nick broomfield, and together they tell the whole story, leading up to her execution:

 the selling of a serial killer

 the life and death of a serial killer

this is by no means a (complete) list of my favorite true crime cases! but these are some that i love a whole lot. i hope you find something you like here! ♥

Candle Lit Dinner

Tom Holland x Reader

Word Count: 1800ish

Warnings: Age difference ?, it’s really just fluff with some angst, hateful comments

Requests open!

A/N: Thanks so much for the request! It was fun to write this and I hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by richard-graysons

Tom’s POV

The sunlight streaming through the window had woken Tom up an thirty minutes ago, yet he was still lying in bed. The only reason he wasn’t moving about was because someone had their body tangled up in his. That someone was his girlfriend, Y/N.

She had her head resting the crook of his arm and torso, her body facing his. Her left hand was resting on Tom’s lower stomach while the other was wrapped around his back underneath him. That along with how her legs are tangled with his, it made it near impossible for Tom to move without her waking up. It didn’t bother him in the slightest though; he loved being next to her.

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EXO Reaction ~ They Think You’re Cheating On Them but The Guy You’ve Been Seen With Is Your Brother.

Request:  Exo reaction Ot12 when they think you are cheating on them because of rumors of you dating with a guy but the guy was your brother :D thanks ILoveUrBlog

A/N: Okay so I’m going to type up the next Aesthetic tonight, hopefully have it posted tonight too ~ ily all 

Suho:

Originally posted by kingjunmyeonn

Suho would go completely from being mad at you, to the horrible rumors then at himself for believing in that kind of nonsense knowing you wouldn’t do such thing. He’d apologize to you and your brother repeatedly for any harm caused by any hateful EXO-Ls and would do anything to make it up to you.

Ah Jagiya, I should have knew he was your brother - You look so alike…”  

D.O:

Originally posted by mybeasvocalbangseveryone

Baekhyun had no idea that you had a brother so when saw you being hugged in the sm lobby by a ‘suspicious male’ he ran and told Kyungsoo that he saw you with another guy straight away not wanting him to find out from the media. When Soo found out his heart dropped and had to find out himself by checking the security cameras. 

To say Baek got a ‘small’ beating after Soo saw it was your brother dropping you off was an understatement. 

How was I supposed to know they were siblings?!

Sehun:

Originally posted by purpleuhan

Sehun almost shit himself when he saw all the rumors and pictures this mystery guy was in with your family on your instagram. He took a pile of screenshots and you only laughed at him for a few hours.

“Oh my gosh it’s not funny, y/n. I was generally annoyed… I haven’t even got into one of your family pics yet.”

Xiumin:

Originally posted by xiundeer

Would be literal shocked when he found out that the guy you were rumored to be rumored to be cheating on him with is your brother, making him feel bad for ranting at you.

In my defense you look nothing alike and you were hugging in that picture…

Luhan:

Originally posted by parkchny

Tries to make up four hundred and ten excuses under the sun on how that he never doubted you for a second but he was actually really intimidated by your death glare.

This was fate trying to test us, I swear ~ but I never trusted those shady rumors in the first place…

Kris:

Originally posted by wugalaxy

Kris would look up from his phone and shrug it off as if it wasn’t a big deal, pulling you onto his lap.

As if you would cheat on me, I’m totally your style.

Chen:

Originally posted by everybodyloveschen

Once this little shit realized that he got into a complete misunderstanding, he would try to make it up to you with the worst possible aegyo and a bunch of gifts even though you already told him it was all chill.

But jagi I feel bad, have this plushy bear please.. It’ll make me feel a little better

Chanyeol:

Originally posted by luderella

When Chanyeol found out through the rumors, he was running around your shared apartment punching the air saying how no other man was allowed to touch his girl. After you explained the ‘other man’ was your brother he nearly dropped like a fish.

I knew that, I was practicing my throws for when guys actually started to flirt with you.

Lay:

Originally posted by cuaks

Not at all did you expect the reaction you had got from Yixing, who straight up ranted at you with an actual vocal list on how much better “that guy you’re supposedly cheating on him with” he is. What shocked you the most was when he told you that his penis was cute and what shocked HIM was when you told him that that “guy you aren’t cheating on him with” is your big bro.

Well shit fam… My penis is still Kawaii…

Kai:

Originally posted by chokaivlicious

Okay but you walk home and see Jongin dancing in the kitchen to Sexy Back and he’s running his fingers through his hair looking at you like he wants to bring you to the bedroom.

Jongin Please, if this is about those rumors he’s my brother and I will show u fucking baby pictures.”

Baekhyun:

Originally posted by wooyoung

Will bring you to all of your favorite places to make it up to you for accusing you of cheating because of filthy rumors but gets super pissed off when some guy at the hot dog stand in the theme park starts to hit on you; so he knocks him out for six.

Jesus Christ, Baekhyun… I thought we established already that I wasn’t leaving you for anyone.

Tao:

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Would have a silent hissy fit to himself even though he found out the guy was actually your brother, because in the process he found out he was a Gucci model too and owned more collections than him.

Are you sure he won’t lend me his 2015 Summer Collection Leather Jacket?

~ Admin Bry/Kai

I had too much fun making this omfg.

You're Obsessed with Heathers [RFA + V & Saeran]

AN: If you haven’t heard of Heathers: the movie is on Hulu (Netflix too, I think) and the soundtrack is on Spotify! It is rated R and has a lot of swearing and murder/suicide so keep that in mind ^-^ there’s a musical too but I’m not sure where to find it

Zen
▪yessss MC!!!!
▪loves it because finally you’re into a musical that he hasn’t starred in
▪will duet Dead Girl Walking & Seventeen with you all the time
▪matching Veronica & JD Halloween costumes are a must
▪for your birthday he takes you to go see the musical ahhh
▪he’s interested in JD’s character but will make sure to remind you that even though y'all dress up together, he can seperate reality from fiction & will never ever treat you like JD does to Veronica

Jaehee *Heathers spoilers*
▪okay…remember that role Zen played a while back?
▪the one where he played the deranged psychopath and did a phenomenal job?
▪imagine him playing JD!
*heavy breathing* I would explode asdfghjkl
▪just like JD did xD

▪mmmmmmm
▪heck yeah boi
▪aBsOlUtElY requests that Zen at least reenacts some of the lines from it
▪would cry tears of joy
▪her favorite part of the movie is the ending because heck yeah Veronica you go girl
▪not a fan of how vulgar it is and doesn’t really care for the murder aspect, but she does like the depth to the characters
▪loves JD’s line: “chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling”

707
▪if you’ve introduced him to it….rip
▪ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM?
▪YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?
▪YOU’VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?
▪I’D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF
▪AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
▪BUT I’M FEELING NICE, HERE’S SOME ADVICE
▪LISTEN UP BIYATCH
▪comes up with conspiracy theories for each of the characters
▪quotes it constantly
▪"We must pray the other members of the RFA know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it’s Jesus Christ, and he’s in the book"
▪buys ya matching merch
▪he also has matching cosplays, but he only dresses as Veronica and Heather Chandler

Yoosung
▪okay but did his mom give him permission to watch an R rated movie?
yoosung it’s not even that horror-y stop making excuses
▪does not like JD one bit
▪horrified at his behaivor towards Veronica near the end of the movie
▪"and you…like him, MC?“
▪yes….?
▪does not say a word after that but treats you suspiciously sweet afterwards

Saeran
▪"well f*** me gently with a chainsaw” is now his new favorite saying
▪he actually kind of likes it
▪it’s a new tradition between the two of you to watch it every Friday night

Jumin & V (because this scenerio works for both)
▪he won’t tell you this but…
▪it’s not his thing
▪the whole murdering kids & abusive relationships aspect just really makes him uncomfortable
▪He will always listen to you talk about it though! He knows enough to indulge you in conversation
▪if you really want, he’ll take you to go see it bc precious bean

anonymous asked:

I really hope we get to see more of the Host tbh. Like, he's my favorite ego (including him as the Author) but we got so little about him, like even in Markiplier Tv he just says one thing and that's it and jesus christ Mark needs to give him more screentime

oh definitely! that boy deserves more screen time. hell, i’d even settle for an hour long video of him just eating cereal 💛

Is that accent fake?//Norman Reedus

Info: y/n gets fed up with lack of quality time with her best friend, Norman, due to fans. She goes out for a drink and finds the company of another man but when Norman finds her, he isn’t happy.

Warnings: swearing, smut

Originally posted by normanreeduslovely


“Norman! Stop, don’t!” y/n screamed.

Norman held y/n by her waist and threatened to throw her in the lake. She held onto him for dear life, not wanting to be thrown. It didn’t help that she was fully clothed in jeans and a white shirt. It’d be heavy and see through, luckily if she was thrown in, she had a spare hoodie that was dry and on land. 

Then he did it, she was in the water. She came up for breath and Norman laughed looking at her. So gorgeous, even when her hair was wet and her face in a pout. So called angry at Norman but both knew she couldn’t stay long at him mad. 

Both had feelings for each other, but both were good at hiding them. Norman feared rejection, he had only loved once before and we see how that went. Y/n on the other hand just feared rejection. Rejection from Norman, and ruining their friendship of almost a decade. 

“I hate you” She exclaimed and crossed her arms over her chest.

“I’ll join you then” Norman said with a smile.

He removed his jacket and then his shirt. It wasn’t the first time she saw him like this but it was still great to see. He then took off his pants and jumped right over her head. The splash ricocheted onto her and she had to brush the excess water from her face, once again. 

“You are so horrible” She laughed.

He smirked at her comment but it turned into a smile getting to see her face so happy.

“I know” He replied.

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rain baths (m)

genre: fluff / implied smut

characters: polyamorous!yoonkook don’t give me that look

word count: 3630

a/n: anyways some trashy 6am conversations with @kingdomjeon resulted in this messy chaotic drabble turned scenario of all my fantasies pieced together :,) I may or may not write a full 10k fic for this bc I know that I can and I probably will… anyways, enjoy!

warnings: mild swearing, some mxm action (hinted only) also people got naked so I rated it M ;)

Originally posted by hideeyoshi


Showers are nice. They are fragrant and clean and undeniably soothing, washing away all forms of soot and soil and weariness after a long, arduous day. Showers are bubbles and warmth engulfing all inches of your skin and the sigh that slips your mouth when heat cocoons you and thin fog blurs your vision; showers consist of scents fruity and floral combined, of serenity achieved through hot water splashing and of soft bundled towels and welcoming gusts of cool, chilly air.

Showers are, indeed, very nice.

Showers accompanied by Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook, however, are nicer.

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anonymous asked:

Jesus Christ I would love to request so much fluff from you because your my favorite writer ever, but I'll start whit cuddling headcanons for mtmte brainstorm, perceptor and nightbeat (i love the nerds)

Aaaa thank you!! 

Brainstorm MTMTE

He loves cuddling with you, even if it’s awkward with the size difference. He prefers using his mass-displaced form to cuddle, but that’s still a bit rough so he’s willing to use his holoform too

Once he’s switched to his holoform, one of his favorite things to do is go completely limp in your arms and make you carry him to the bed.
“Aw you’re-UFF BRAINSTORM -STRAINED BREATHING- YOU’RE STILL HEAVIER THAN ME PLEASE”
“Aww come on I carry you around all the time, my legs aren’t working it’s time you carried me” 

If you haven’t already dropped him (he’ll lay on the floor until you move him, he’s that stubborn) and make it to the bed, then he’s a giant cuddle bug. He likes to be the big spoon, but he doesn’t mind being the little spoon either. It’s also worth noting that if he falls asleep as the big spoon, he’ll end up wrapping his arms and legs around you until he wakes up (good luck getting up if you get too hot or have to pee). Also he snores be ready for that 

Perceptor MTMTE

He rarely initiates cuddles, but he does enjoy them. He might be slightly irritated if you try to cuddle during work hours, but after that he’s more than happy to indulge you. He’s a bit stiff (especially in his holorform) at first, but once he relaxes he’s actually quite nice to curl up with 

He never wants to be the little spoon though, you don’t really know why. If you ask him up front he’ll agree to it, but you know he prefers being the big spoon 

He doesn’t snore or click in his sleep, so you don’t mind when he falls asleep with his head in the crook of your neck. He does, however, occasionally talk in his sleep. It’s usually incoherent mumbles, but one time you tried asking him a question and his reply was a muffled ‘love you too’. He denies that it happened, but he knows he probably did say that 

Nightbeat MTMTE

He’s fine with cuddling pretty much anywhere, as long the two of you are alone. He reeaally prefers using his mass-displaced form though, even if it’s kinda hard to lay against he’ll be stubborn about it. “You can just strap some pillows around yourself!” “Then I’m cuddling pillows, not you!” 

There have been many times during cuddle sessions where he’ll bolt up right and start babbling about a possible solution to something you didn’t know. He always talks like you know exactly what he’s talking about, and only really explains it later. Kind of a mood killer but you’re used to it 

When he’s fully focused on actually laying with you, he actually prefers being the little spoon. He likes the warm, safe feeling of having his s/o wrapped around him. He’ll never say that out loud (at least directly), but he thinks about it. If he falls asleep though, be prepared because he talks in his sleep all the time. He laughed when you brought it up the next morning, simply shrugging and saying he forgot to mention that bit 

One of my favorite link-strikes (?):

Ignis loses his glasses and Noct hands them back to him.

You can actually see the glasses fall (here, it’s easier to see when they hit ground and bounce, by Noctis’ feet).

An apology for not getting the clearest of images; I was in a dark dungeon, and Xbox has a crap recording system (I’m saving up for my PS4 seriously, my bro doesn’t even give me a chance to use the damn Xbox lately like he owns, it so it’d be double win for me). Still, added that slow speed so it’s clearer.

My favorite superbat fanfics are ones where Bruce had to go through the stages of knowing that he was duped by a pair of fucking glasses.

“Are you kidding me, glasses, glasses hide the fact that Clark Kent is Superman what the fuck. Thin wires they don’t even cover anything Jesus fuck am I even a detective anymore fuck this guy. Yes, I am actually fucking him Dick, but not the point here. Glasses, probably from Wal-Mart Jesus Christ I got duped by roll back accessories.”

Okay here it goes

So I’ve seen all the anti-Mormon posts polluting the tags, offending and hurting our community here on Tumblr. And, in all honesty, I really can’t take it seriously. See, I spent years as an anti-Mormon myself, so whenever I see the “educating and enlightening” posts on the truths of Mormonism, I’m like, “Pffft. Been there, done that.”

I did all the same stuff they’re doing. I tried to “save” my family and friends from the Mormon myth, and I used all the same tactics. I pointed to Polygamy as proof that the faith started as a sex cult, I showed my family documentaries about the illegitimacy of the Book of Mormon, the incorrectly translated papyrus from the Book of Abraham, the underhanded dealings revolving around Joseph Smith, Brigham Young’s obvious racism, Mountain Meadows massacre, you name it. If I thought it would weaken people’s testimony and weaken the influence Mormonism had on my life and community, I told the whole world about it.

And did it do any good? Nope. Mormons – like my mom and dad – shrugged their shoulders and went on believing. And for the record, my parents weren’t even active most of my life. They still aren’t. But they do believe. 

And that’s when I (finally) realized that my opinions about Mormonism and the Church basically meant zilch. What I had was a personal vendetta born out my feelings of disappointment and rejection because of disagreement with Church teachings. I, in my immaturity, had thought that my disagreeing meant the Church and the Restored Gospel couldn’t be true, blah, blah, blah. I had failed to see that my personal testimony had nothing to do with the Church and so I allowed myself to be carried off into a whirlwind of anti-Mormon nonsense to help deal with it. I thought that if I could convince others that the Church was fraudulent and leaving Mormonism was best, then my choice to leave would be legitimate. And I made myself believe that I was somehow superior, because I wasn’t going to believe in a faith as ridiculous as Mormonism or stay in a Church that I believed was homophobic and sexist. I actually thought I was smarter than believing Mormons. 

But I realized I was wrong and I stopped. I allowed myself to have a testimony, despite my disagreements with official Church policy and reclaimed my faith. Now I believe too. 

So, nowadays when I see anti-Mormon posts, all I see is a group of people who have been hurt or disappointed in some way by the actions of an imperfect people of an imperfect church and can’t let it go. Or people who have a preoccupation with making sure that everyone they think is wrong knows it and why. Either way, it’s a dismal and unfulfilled life. I should know, I lived it. And I pray every day that these people are comforted soon, that they might be able to lay down their grievances and let it be, or else come back into the fold and be healed. If anything, they desperately need to understand that their fight will not destroy the faith of millions of people – it will only make themselves more bitter and intolerant. 

And I bear my testimony that I believe with all my heart that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true. I believe in the Book of Mormon, that it is the word of God, and is another testimony of Jesus Christ. I believe that Joseph Smith was a true Prophet of God, called to restore the Gospel in these latter days. I believe that Thomas S. Monson is a living Prophet today, that he does speak to and receive revelation from our Heavenly Father for the betterment of all mankind. And I say these things in the name of our beloved Savior, even Jesus Christ, Amen.

(Also, in case you were wondering, yes. Alma the Younger is my favorite BoM prophet. We have (almost) the same story after all.) 

His girlfriend doesn't like you || part 2 || l.h
What are you supposed to do as you watch your best friend fall in love with someone that isn’t you, and she hates your guts 

Originally posted by hemmo-butt

You didn’t know how long you’ve been sitting in that one spot, nor did you care in the slightest. You didn’t bother to check your phone, to see if anyone’s tried to contact you. You sat as still as ever, staring into nothing but darkness as tears freely flowed down your face. The darkness of the night only made you feel more lonely, along with the words that Luke has supposedly said about you. You started to wonder that if even your childhood bestfriend, thought all these horrid things about you.. what does everyone else think? Someone you trust or trusted with your whole life at the Palm of his hand thought you were so annoying and needy. 

You felt so useless and so unwanted by everyone. Even if it was just Luke who said it, it damaged you more than if it were Calum, Ash, or Mikey. You and Luke have been through think and thin, he’s seen you at your worst and your best.. suddenly you wonder what his thoughts were when he’s seen you at your worst. You shake the awful thoughts out of your head or at least try, but it’s very difficult to think of anything else at this point. 

You’ve even seen Luke at his worst, you’ve seen him when he’s piss drunk, eyes blood shot crying about his parents fighting or how all the stress about the band is adding up. Yet you still thought he was the most beautiful person, inside and out. 

 "Jesus Christ (Y/N), we thought we’d find you here" you were snapped out of your thoughts by loud foot steps stomping towards you and 3 shadow figures making there way to your spot. You sighed and lifted your weak arm to wipe away the tears still streaming down your face. You knew for a fact they were beet red and puffy. But you could care less about your appearance, the boy you loved most didn’t even think you were pretty at your best. Why would you care anymore.

 "Well this is my favorite place" you wiped your wet hands off on the side of your black jeans. Exhaling a huge breath you didn’t even know you were holding in. Calum sighed as they all took a seat next to me. 

 "Shouldn’t be my favorite place anymore huh?“ You laughed sadly. You remembered the day just like it was yesterday. You and Luke always came to the park, to do your homework, sometimes to just hang out. He thought it was so peaceful and relaxing. That’s one thing you always loved about him.. how humble and down to earth he was. You being stupid and confused little teenagers wanted to know what it felt like to kiss someone. So the bright idea popped into his head, why not have your first kisses with each other. 

 "You must be freezing, we should get back to the house” Knowing Calum was right you nodded your head. Calum was up before you and reached his hand out for you to grab onto. He pulled you up and you suddenly felt insecure because you were obviously to heavy, that’s what Luke said anyways so it must be true. Calum could see the thoughts written all over your face. 

“Light as a feather” he smiled slightly bumping his shoulder into you. The walk back home was also peaceful, you were able to clear your mind a little more with the comfort of your 3 bestfriends with you. No one said a word other than Michael and Ashton’s soft giggles towards each other but you found that rather relaxing as well. 

Once you reached the door you took in a large breath scared for what was about to happen. It could be anything, but all you wanted to do right now was hide under a rock and never leave. Calum put his hand on your lower back drawing small circles with his hand, something Luke always did to comfort you. 

“Ready?” he looked down at you reassuringly. You nodded your head slightly not trusting your words at all. He opened the door to his house as you all stepped and and slowly made your way to the living room where you assumed Abbi and Luke were still sitting. Once you came around the corner Luke was quick to stand up. 

 "You fucking bitch" he spat angrily. Your eyes widened in shock when you realized he was pointing and glaring at you. Your lip slightly trembled. 

“What” you said just above a whisper, but certain he didn’t hear a thing. He pointed down to a crying Abbi with her head buried deep into her hands. 

“You have the fucking nerve to tell her a bunch of bullshit and call her a slut just because she’s dating me. I understand your petty little crush on me (Y/N) and I could’ve dealt with that but I’m with Abbi and you need to except you. You can’t go around being a whiny little bitch just because you didn’t get your way.” he snarled at you. If looks could kill you would be on the ground in an instant. 

“Woah Luke bro chill” Michael decided to butt in which you were very thankful for. 

 "No you know what, I will not fucking chill. She can’t just disrespect someone who means the world to me" his foot stopped on the ground as his face was filled with anger. You were supposed to mean the world to him. His best friend, you. 

Not her. 

anonymous asked:

My dadsees me as his # 1 kid. He even said I was his favorite. Truth is, my brother is smarter and I'm so proud of him. But because my brother resembles one of my uncles on my mom's side, personality-wise, he basically hates him. After years of staying quiet, years of watching him bully all of us, I stepped up and told him something that I think broke my family. A few years ago, I got a bad grade. My dad is so strict that I preferred downing medicine instead of dealing with him.

Your dad sounds like mine, Jesus Christ. 😟this sounds scary already….

2

Ashton is really beautiful

He is so damn beautiful

Looking at him either makes my heart stop or skip a couple of beats and like I just stop breathing for a couple of seconds because he is breathtaking

And his eyes

Oh my they’re gorgeous

They’re so beautiful

They’re Mesmerising

A beautiful sea of hazel green that I get lost in each and every time

It makes my heart go all ahwomdudlsjossko and then peeeeep and then it restarts (its very unhealthy btw)

And oh god his hair

His hair is my absolute favorite

My biggest fantasy is to run my fingers through his hair until he falls asleep

Oh and his lips

They’re just

Like

I can’t even

Just toxic okay

Like I just want to be able to leave soft kisses on them

Jesus Christ his arms though

Just imagine how strong they’d by wrapped around your waist

Or when pulling you into his chest for a hug. Strong, firm and protective.

Or raising you up and lowering you down on him while you slide your hands to his bicep feeling it contract and relax beneath your touch

Holy mother of god

Lets not forget the neck

Tell me it isn’t crafted by the hands of an angel

I just want to leave kisses and hickeys all over it and make it my own piece of art

Oh and his chest

I would lay their for hours, ear pressed to his chest listening to his heartbeat sing me to sleep

And god

I love every piece of him

Every inch

Every imperfect

Every single little detail that makes him, him..

And I just want to hug him and never let go

I just want to inhale his strong cologne and let it leave me dazzled

And feel his arms firmly wrapped around my waist supporting me as my knees would be weak because he’ll always have that effect on me

I want to feel his warm soothing breath on my neck sending goosebumps down my body

And his lips fluttering against my shoulder blade

I just want him to nuzzle his face in my neck so I could run my fingers through his hair while he leaves gentle kisses on my neck and trails his fingers up and down my sides comfortingly to remind me that he’s there and he cares

Lord help me

I love him

anonymous asked:

OMG i'm a recent follower and i just love your blog!!! :D can you please write what the Karasuno boys + Oikawa and Kuroo's reaction to their s/o accidentally sending them a video in snapchat of them singing (and their amazing at it)

You bet your butt I can!! >:3 I really like how that face looks in italics for some reason

Sawamura Daichi: Daichi literally hate that he can only get a few seconds to hear it. Like he’s seriously kind of annoyed that snapchat is a view-once thing now. He’ll snap them back, looking really impressed, but with like a really gentle smile cuz they didn’t seem to mean to send it and he doesn’t want them to be embarrassed about it. He’d caption it with something like ‘woah o.o’.

Sugawara Koushi: Suga would sit there, wide-eyed, for a few seconds after the video played through. And then he’d get straight to sending his S/O a video message back that probably goes a little something like this: “I know you probably didn’t mean to send that but you sounded so great. I can’t live with only ten seconds of that. Please sing for me more some time!”

Azumane Asahi: Asahi would go red at it out of second-hand embarrassment because it looked like they hadn’t meant to send it and he was watching something private but then at the fact that they were really good! He wouldn’t message them back about it but he’d try to bring singing up sometime soon. If they got embarrassed about it, he’d throw compliments at them left and right to assure them how much he enjoyed it.

Nishinoya Yuu: Noya would start sending them 30,000 snaps back, all of which are filled with praise and at least four are of him laying somewhere captioned ‘slain by your voice.’ He’s so damn impressed. And then he imagines them singing his name and he has to stop snapping them cuz his mind is in the gutter.

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: He’d literally send them a snap with the most reverent face he’s ever made captioned ‘I’m dating an angel.’ He’d want them to bring it up themselves again because he doesn’t want to badger them. If they don’t he might just slip it into some casual conversation himself. He really likes their voice, now even more so than before.

Ennoshita Chikara: Ennoshita will be as respectful as he can about the situation since the video seemed pretty accidental and wouldn’t bother them about it. If he got another opportunity to hear them singing though, he’d take it. He might even be a little sneaky about it, playing their favorite song when they’re around and things like that.

Hinata Shouyou: Hinata’s S/O can expect at least three minutes of messages full of stuttered compliments and silly crow sounds of awe at their talent. He might not ask them to sing for him for a while if they seemed not to want to but if they every spend time together at night and he gets tired, he might ask them for a little something.

Kageyama Tobio: He wouldn’t do anything, jesus christ, he’d be blushing so hard. He’d wait for like a week and then, very randomly, tell them they sound nice, totally leaving them to figure out what he’s referring to on their own.

Tsukishima Kei: Tsukki wouldn’t do much of anything upon learning of their singing capabilities. He’d be impressed, of course, but it’d be one of those things that he’d file away in his head of all the interesting things about them rather than act on.

Yamaguchi Tadashi: Yamaguchi would start looking at his S/O in a whole new light upon learning seeing the video. He knows they’re special and that just kind of takes the cake. If he knew the song they’re singing to, he’d send them a video back singing the next lines so they wouldn’t feel like they’re the only ones and get embarrassed about it.

Oikawa Tooru: Oikawa would be amazed and immediately send them a pouting message that they kept their talent from him. And then another saying he wants them to sing for him every time he wins a game, practice matches included. After that, he becomes an even more terrifying player and everyone is scared and confused.

Kuroo Tetsurou: The only thing he’ll send is a picture of himself smirking that says 'Nice’ with the sunglasses emoji. He’ll be really interested in the fact that they can sing but act like it never happened. Then, one day, invite them to karaoke or start singing in the car and ask them to join in with him since they’re so good at it.

OKAY GUYS please let's take a moment to appreciate how amazing my brother is

This is gonna be a VERY long post, but please bear with me ^^

So yeah pretty much since it was announced back in like 2011 I’ve been really excited about Watchdogs. Shortly brfore the relelease I’ve been pestering convincing my brother that we should get the special edition of it and since PS4 games are expensive as fuck, each of us would pay half of it. But he was like “nah I don’t think it’s gonna be that good, we’ll wait till the price goes down” I was dissapointed but accepted the fact that I won’t get to play it for quite a while.

Well this morning some unknown number send me this:

?????

Uhhh okay…well the link led me to this picture:

Okay then, I’ll look there.

There is a picture that says the same exact thing…

An obvious refference…

Opened it and found this:

Metal Gear then?

Yep….. Onto the next one then…

oKAY

my faVORITE SONG FROM FALLOUT YESSS

Dishonored it is then…..

jeSUS CHRIST HE EVEN USES MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM GAMES

I’M JUST

SO FUCKIN

DONE

ALFIE WAS MY EYEPET MONKEY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT

(you won’t get this one it’s our personal joke about Far Cry 2)

“And rather play the very first game we ever had on PS3 to find…”

Burnout Paradise?

But where am I supposed to..

oh, RIGHT

SNAP

Oh yeah right he’S GOT A FUCKING SONGBIRD FIGURE

duDE

DUDE

OKAY I’M SO dONE YOU’VE REALLY OUTDONE YOUSELF YOU ARE GETTING THE SIBLING OF THE YEAR AWARD AND A LIFETIME SUPLY OF BOBA TEA I CAN’T FUCKIN PUT THIS TO WORDS

 Turns out he’s got a freind in Gamestop who was able to get it for him on monday and pretty cheap, too.

Sorry for spamming with such a long post but I think he deserves some recognition for this, don’t you guys think? Thanks for reading! ^^

anonymous asked:

How do I deal with the fact that I'm probably going to hell? There are tons of awesome Christians around me, I wish I knew God loved me like they do. But I'm such a massive screw up its unreal man, I hate sin so bad but I sin? I'm not trying to but it's like a freaking disease I can't get away from. Pretty sure I already messed up too much though. The bible even says if we keep messing up we don't have salvation so I'm just done now..

Hey, I’m so sorry to see that you’re suffering and going through this struggle..

The first thing I want to tell you is that you need to drop the “I’m probably going to hell” mentality. Whether someone told you that you’re probably going to hell or you have come to believe this on your own, this is the enemy whispering to you so that you continue to fall away from your faith and feel hopeless. The enemy wants you to believe you’re too far gone for God’s grace and mercy, which can wash you clean of your sins and give you the strength to resist the temptations of the flesh you are currently battling. Remember that God is the only Judge (James 4:12). Only He can make the decision of whether or not someone is going to hell. We have no right to tell someone they are conclusively going to hell, and we don’t have the right to say that about ourselves - because we aren’t the Judge. We can warn someone when they are doing something to endanger themselves spiritually and we can acknowledge when behaviors are ones that put people at risk of not entering the kingdom of God (for example, the behaviors listed in 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 and Galatians 5:19-21), but we cannot conclusively say, “You’re going to hell” to anyone, not even ourselves. God alone is the Judge and only He can make that decision.

God does love you! That’s just a fact that will always be true, and it is not dependent upon how you feel and/or if you accept the truth that He loves you. However, you will live much more happily and peacefully if you do acknowledge and accept that He loves you. He loves each and every one of us beyond what our human minds could ever attempt to comprehend. He doesn’t love certain Christians more than others, since God has no favorites. And the Word also tells us that God loved us even while we were sinners, which is demonstrated by the fact that Christ was given as the perfect, living sacrifice to pay for the sins of all who accept Christ. Stop for a moment and really let that reality sink in - He loves every human being He created in His image so much that He made a way for every single one of us to saved if we accept Jesus Christ through faith and this was accomplished by God coming to this world in a body like ours and enduring slow, brutal, and torturous death for our sake. This is love beyond anything any human being could manage. So don’t ever doubt for a moment that you are loved.. because this reality applies to you. You aren’t an exception to the truth of the Gospel.

All this being said, it’s true that you can’t continue living in sin. As the Word tells us, living in sin without repenting and addressing it does endanger one spiritually and is something not to be taken lightly. However, it is never too late to repent/turn away from the sin you are struggling with and be made right with Him. The Bible continually demonstrates the theme of those lost in sin being given the chance to make themselves right and repent. The parables of the lost sheep, the lost coin, and the lost son emphasize this concept in Luke 15. I strongly suggest you read these! God is not just waiting and hoping for you to mess up so He can condemn you to hell. It’s the opposite - He is waiting for you to realize the fault in the sins you have been falling prey to (and it seems you have already reached the point of realizing the sin is a behavior that needs to stop - and it’s good that you realize this!) and waiting with open arms for you to come back to Him and seek His love, forgiveness, and guidance. Look at what the verses say in these parables - there is rejoicing in heaven when a sinner repents:

“…Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’ I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.” - Luke 15:6-7


“And when she finds it, she calls her friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost coin.’ In the same way, I tell you, there is rejoicing in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents.” - Luke 15:9-11


“But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.” - Luke 15:32


I’m guessing you are referring to Hebrews 10 when you are mention the idea of salvation loss. Many people misunderstand that chapter because they read isolated verses in the chapter and not reading the chapter in entirety to get the true context. Hebrews 10 demonstrates to us that people will be held accountable for choosing to live in sin without repentance, and a person who knows Christ’s message but chooses to reject Him and go back to the old sinful life they used to live and stay in that lifestyle without making themselves right with Him will be held to an even higher level of accountability than someone who sins and does not know Christ’s Good News. But the meaning behind the chapter isn’t actually saying that a person will be turned away after a certain point if they are genuinely repenting and seeking His forgiveness. If you read the entire chapter, Paul is urging the Hebrews (who are being addressed in the chapter for falling away from their faith in Christ and returning to sin) to turn away from their sin and return to Jesus with repentant hearts so that they can be made right again. I answered an ask about Hebrews 10 before and went into detail about it, maybe it will be helpful for you to read. You can find it here.

If a person chooses to have a hardened heart and rejects Him, there is nothing He can do about that because the person has made that choice with their freewill. However, God does not reject those who come with a repentant heart that is genuinely seeking forgiveness and the strength to overcome the temptation of the flesh.

I think it may also be helpful for you to read Romans 7:7-25, where Paul discusses the details of his struggles with sin/the flesh - even after He was saved and became a follower of Christ. Becoming a Christian doesn’t mean that the temptation of the flesh magically vanishes and Paul’s account of his struggles with sin as a Christian is proof of that. However, because all things are possible with God, it is possible to overcome the temptation of the flesh with His strength and guidance, and for one to be forgiven through the blood of Jesus.

You’ve identified the sinful behavior you have been falling into and realize that this is something that can’t go on. That’s a big and important step you’ve taken. Now it’s time to press into Him and seek Him for guidance and strength. Shying away from Him out of shame and believing the enemy’s lies that you are too far gone and you’re done for is not going to help anything. You need to hold tight onto God now and ask Him for His help to overcome this because this is the only way you can defeat this struggle. You’re right - sin is like a disease, but sin is not bigger than He is. No sin is too much for the blood of Jesus. Jesus took every curse, every sin, every disease, every horrible thing you can imagine upon Himself on the cross. He became sin so that we could be set free. Death was defeated on the cross and now it’s a matter of trusting in His power to work in your life. Claim the victory that was made in Jesus’ name when He died on the cross and rose from the dead! The victory belongs to all who believe in Him and the power of His blood that was shed for us.

I hope this was helpful to you.. You may also want to check out my sin tag for other asks similar to your situation. If there’s anything else I can do to help you, please don’t hesitate to contact me.