he's not even the favorite jesus christ

I hung out with Cute Guy and Jesus fucking Christ I’m pretty I’m in the friendzone but I don’t even care that was literally such a good conversation he has every good opinion! He’s tired of ace discourse he’s a gryffindor he said one of my fb posts was “his favorite fb post ever” and he’s just very smart and nice and cool and I’m so glad we hung out

My favorite superbat fanfics are ones where Bruce had to go through the stages of knowing that he was duped by a pair of fucking glasses.

“Are you kidding me, glasses, glasses hide the fact that Clark Kent is Superman what the fuck. Thin wires they don’t even cover anything Jesus fuck am I even a detective anymore fuck this guy. Yes, I am actually fucking him Dick, but not the point here. Glasses, probably from Wal-Mart Jesus Christ I got duped by roll back accessories.”

anonymous asked:

for the overwatch ask things: McCree, Reaper, Sombra, Symmetra!

McCree: My number one guilty pleasure? It would probably have to be Starship Troopers. I get that the film is pretty much entirely satire, and I can appreciate it for that, but I also enjoy just turning my brain off and watching some bombastic action. I love that movie so much, I even bought the two terrible sequels that missed the point entirely.

Reaper: I had this embarrassing phase in Middle School where my friend and I were super into Gears of War, and I mean super into it, like he wore a COG tag to school into it. We’d occasionally roadie-run down the hallways, Jesus Christ, just thinking back on that makes me cringe a little bit.

Sombra: My favorite way to tease my friends is to just play into the stereotypical role of a spoiled rich kid. My family is fairly well off and we all like to joke about it, they even came up with a title for me because of how much I fly. Skylord. Now I like to think I’m a little more humble than that, I mean I’m a little egotistical, but not by that much, so it’s fun to play that role from time to time.

Symmetra: I don’t really know the term ‘aesthetic’ other than in vaporwave memes, so I’m just going to go off of what google told me if means. I’d say I lean a bit towards an almost industrial / military type of design. If you’ve ever been to my blog the entire theme is based off the iDroid from MGSV, it’s very rigid and rough but also has a sense of cleanliness. I wear my canvas jacket almost everyday, I even thought about getting the Overwatch one, but the gray on black color scheme isn’t terribly appealing to me.

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Ashton is really beautiful

He is so damn beautiful

Looking at him either makes my heart stop or skip a couple of beats and like I just stop breathing for a couple of seconds because he is breathtaking

And his eyes

Oh my they’re gorgeous

They’re so beautiful

They’re Mesmerising

A beautiful sea of hazel green that I get lost in each and every time

It makes my heart go all ahwomdudlsjossko and then peeeeep and then it restarts (its very unhealthy btw)

And oh god his hair

His hair is my absolute favorite

My biggest fantasy is to run my fingers through his hair until he falls asleep

Oh and his lips

They’re just

Like

I can’t even

Just toxic okay

Like I just want to be able to leave soft kisses on them

Jesus Christ his arms though

Just imagine how strong they’d by wrapped around your waist

Or when pulling you into his chest for a hug. Strong, firm and protective.

Or raising you up and lowering you down on him while you slide your hands to his bicep feeling it contract and relax beneath your touch

Holy mother of god

Lets not forget the neck

Tell me it isn’t crafted by the hands of an angel

I just want to leave kisses and hickeys all over it and make it my own piece of art

Oh and his chest

I would lay their for hours, ear pressed to his chest listening to his heartbeat sing me to sleep

And god

I love every piece of him

Every inch

Every imperfect

Every single little detail that makes him, him..

And I just want to hug him and never let go

I just want to inhale his strong cologne and let it leave me dazzled

And feel his arms firmly wrapped around my waist supporting me as my knees would be weak because he’ll always have that effect on me

I want to feel his warm soothing breath on my neck sending goosebumps down my body

And his lips fluttering against my shoulder blade

I just want him to nuzzle his face in my neck so I could run my fingers through his hair while he leaves gentle kisses on my neck and trails his fingers up and down my sides comfortingly to remind me that he’s there and he cares

Lord help me

I love him