- 2p!Japan: So how long have you been in love with Italy?
- 2p!Nyo!Japan: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I have never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have the nerve- the audacity. Italy is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not in love with him. Maybe you are. Maybe you're just trying to throw me off. Hm, check and mate.
Your swan story just made me think "What if a tiny 4'11 woman saw a transformed swan and was basically all 'please make me ripped too' and ended up building a house by the lake to be with her swan buds. And people keep passing by and thinking she's a swan in human form, and are not prepared for her friends when their wrong"