he's my favorite human ever

The Signs as Guys I’ve Had Things With

Aries: He and I are literally the same person. He is super precious and adorable. His music taste is fucking amazing. Has a contagious smile. LITERALLY THE NICEST HUMAN EVER! He’s my favorite. He loves cars and it’s the cutest thing ever.

Taurus: This fool is literally wild! He’s one of my best friends now. Got hella drunk at a party when he found out I didn’t like him. Kinda taught me how to drive. He also owes me $5 for a milkshake from Denny’s. Likes to have deep conversations. He gets shook everytime I have the aux cord because he thinks my music is the shit.

Gemini: Very closed off and couldn’t really hold on a conversation. Posts very confusing Snapchat stories. Likes to boast about his current girlfriend even though they’ve never met. Stood me up even though I saw him where we were supposed to hang out at the same day.

Cancer: Super sweet kid. He is super frustrating sometimes because he likes to piss people off on purpose. One of my closest friends now. I always catch him staring at my boobs. Texted me last night saying: “Can I have one titty pic?”

Leo: He was 6′4 and thought he was the shit. Lied to me about loving Game of Thrones and said he watched the first season on Netflix, UM EXCUSE ME BITCH Game of Thrones has never been on Netflix. Missed me with that shit. He loved to send unwanted dick pics. His dick is crooked af. Only talked to me when he wanted.

Virgo: We talked for like 2 weeks  and he stopped when I wouldn’t send nudes. Works at the movie theater. He still has a thing for me and he wants to fuck. Gives off a creeper type vibe. He was hella following me at the last party I was at. Lowkey think he tried to get me drunk.

Libra: Super strange kid. Like he and really vibed together but I always got a creeped out feeling from him. He seems to think my personality changes a lot and loves that about me. Thinks my boobs are fake. Smokes hella weed and gets drunk at work.

Scorpio: BIGGEST PERV EVER! Takes everything I say and turns it sexual. Likes to hit on almost every single girl. Gets offended if you don’t like his music. Thinks he’s hella funny, but he’s not. For some reason, if you mess with him you get instant karma?

Sagittarius: Very boring at conversation. Had a mediocre YouTube channel. He worked at Best Buy. Thought I was hilarious. His car got broken into at In-N-Out and his drone was stolen. Now to me, that was a sign telling him to stop making those shitty YouTube videos but he didn’t agree.

Capricorn: This kid made a lot of death jokes and it got concerning. He and I shared a mutual obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal. Had Daddy issues. He was 6′5 and worked at a pizza place. Loved his Subaru a little too much.

Aquarius: Very into loyalty. He’s one of my best friend now. Calls his friends his family. Love him very much but didn’t pursue it because I didn’t want to ruin the friendship. 

Pisces: Shyest human in the world. Very caring but makes not one bit of sense. Asked me “if it hurt when I fell from heaven”. Loves Taco Bell. He protected me from a creepy kid in our class. Only person to ever ask me if I was okay when I wasn’t. Kind of a hoe.


So I’d recommend Humans as well.

[Phil talking about Humans in his live show on January 12, 2017]


Klaus Voormann’s various interpretations of the Beatles throughout the Years. I love how George is always front and centre of each with his entire features drawn, perhaps a small giveaway that he was Klaus’s favourite Beatle (and human ever). :-)

“George Harrison was my favorite person, I loved him more than anything.”

“He was an independent person who once played in a band called The Beatles. George gave me a lot of humanity and I’m still profiting from that today. He was my best friend.”

“I will never be able to describe in words how much he meant to me and how much I will always miss him.”

 - Klaus speaking about George.

- quotes and translations courtesy of the lovely and brilliant thateventuality

they have fun!



“I think my biggest struggle was also, oddly enough, my biggest motivation. As crazy as it might seem I had a ton of people tell me that I couldn’t do this. Or wouldn’t do it. And I’m grateful because it was that kind of "eff you” to them that gave me the motivation to be like ‘you know what? I’m gonna do it even bigger and better than I thought I could because you told me I couldn’t.’ So any time somebody says you can’t do something or rolls their eyes or whatever, don’t get upset. Just go 'alright, I’m awake now, dawg! Let’s go! I’m gonna go back to work or whatever it is you do.’ That’s an energy you can’t replace with anything else.”

anonymous asked:

smh. you just like maroon 5 bc adam is hot and theyre popular. you probably dont even know 5 other songs besides sugar and animals. smh at u trying so hard.

YIKES DOT COM slash YOU anon. Lets take a little trip, shall we?

  • Maroon 5 became a band 15 years ago. I’ve been listening to them for as long as I can remember. My mom listened to them when they became a band, so I was around 1 years old. I just asked her, and she showed me them when I began listening to music, so around age 5.
  • Their first music production, Kara’s Flowers, also known as The Fourth World, was their first project as friends. Songs About Jane was released in 2002, It Won’t Be Soon Before Long was in 2006, Hands All Over in 2008, the band hiatus and Overexposed in 2012, and V in 2014. 
  • Adam Levine – lead vocals, lead and rhythm guitar.
    Jesse Carmichael – keyboards, rhythm guitar, backing vocals.
    Mickey Madden – bass guitar.
    James Valentine – lead and rhythm guitar, backing vocals.
    Matt Flynn – drums, percussion.
    PJ Morton – keyboards, backing vocals (filled-in for Jesse Carmichael from 2012 to 2014)
  • Their tours: Songs About Jane Tour (2002–04). 5th Annual Honda Civic Tour (2005). It Won’t Be Soon Before Long Tour (2007-2008). Back to School Tour (2009). Palm Trees and Power Lines Tour (2010). Hands All Over Tour (2010-2012). Overexposed Tour (2012-2014). 12th Annual Honda Civic Tour[124] (2013). Maroon 5 World Tour 2015 (2015)
  • My favorite songs (from album order) would have to be…. She Will Be Loved, Figure It Out or Nothing Lasts Forever, Just A Feeling or How, Sad, Leaving California or Lost Stars.
  • FUN FACT: Lost Stars is actually a song from the movie “Begin Again” which Adam played a lead role and sang in. It was added to V as a bonus track.
  • Don’t forget about the unreleased album, either, The B-Side Collection, which is 7 songs that are not featured on It Wont Be Soon Before Long.
  • The first time I ever said “fuck” was when I was 6 years old and didn’t know what it meant in Harder To Breathe.
  • My mom would drive us around blasting Maroon 5 when I was little.

Yes, Adam Levine is EXTREMELY attractive, not only is he one of my favorite humans ever, but that is NOT why I love Maroon 5. I love Maroon 5 because of their lyrics, because their songs are amazing, the band members are good influences, and they are perfect.

SO YES, in conclusion, we have found that I only know two of their songs and think that Adam is attractive, and I wanna be cute and relateable so I listen to them SOLELY for that purpose. 

there’s this gross hideous white boy who lives in my home town who has a cultish group of worshippers because he fronted a popular hardcore band but he is literally my least favorite human being ever because he is insufferably academic, partonizing, racist, misogynistic & manipulative amongst a slew of other terrible things

one time i called him out for being racially insensitive and he went on a rampage taking (unrelated) personal blows at me super publicly. some of the things were bordering truth, but one thing he said was laughably untrue- that my zine was “dumb.” like dude. that is objectively false. exactly, comprehensively false.

my zine is etsy’s best seller by a thick ass margin- has been for years. i have distros from seattle to new jersey selling out all the time. it’s more than two years old but it’s still being discussed and held on panels at zine fests across the country. has been featured by lots of blogs and organizations including autostraddle and has been archived in zine libraries as far as tokyo. prominent vietnamese-american punks of merit have reached out to me because of it. it has fostered for me a giant network of friendships and connections of people who support me and my writing, my sentiments and my insights

so suck. my. diq.