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I’d like to title this story “Swing And A Miss

Okay, so my high school had this program where seniors could leave school like a month and a half early and opt out of exams if they took on internships around the neighborhood, but not everyone wanted to/was eligible to do it. Back in like 2013, they had like 15 bored seniors stuck in the school, so the administration brought in this Professional Life Coach, left him in alone in a room with them for two hours to talk to them about like, self-esteem or some shit. All the kids were pulled out of their classes for this*, and later told the administration that they loved him, they really enjoyed the talk.

So, about a year later, we have a new principal. He’s supposed to set up an assembly for all the 11th and 12th graders, but he doesn’t know what to do. One of his coworkers mentions that there was a life coach that was a huge hit with the kids that didn’t do community study last year, so maybe he’d also be great for a larger audience. The principal basically thinks “okay, what the hell” and calls up and hires Jason C. Jean to come talk to the kids.

Now, it’s like, 10:30, maybe 11:00 in the morning, and two entire grades are getting shepherded to the main gymnasium, and no one wants to God damn be there. We ain’t got time for self esteem talks. We want to sleep. And this guy, watching us all drag our feet in and collapse into the bleachers was just like…offensively peppy. There’s a couple faculty members sitting behind him, the woman who suggested he be hired for this, the vice principals for the grades- but the principal himself kept getting calls so he was in and out the whole time.

Now, Mr. Jean was like…the chill “Just call me by my first name dude” history professor at college times 30. He was trying so fucking hard. I’m referring to him as ‘Mr. Jean’ in this story just to be disrespectful. So anyway, we all get in there, and he tells us right off the bat “You guys are totally allowed to be on your phones and laptops during this! I get it! It’s no problem, like really, I insist!” so while the faculty members are exchanging smiles that read ‘how do we kill that while respecting him’, all the kids are immediately pulling out their electronics and he’s starts his speech.

Now, again, I really wanna reiterate that he told us we could be on our phones- because when the news articles started coming out about this, I remember all these angry, annoying comments from old people like “Why the hell were the students on their phones in the first place! So disrespectful! These damn millennials and their social media!” like, they were completely ignoring the entire story and just focusing in on kids using the internet, and it Really Super Pissed Me Off, so. Again, we had permission for this (which also ended up being Mr. Jean’s fatal mistake).

So, he starts off this speech fairly normally, like ‘hi, I’m Jason, I’m a professional life coach and I wanna teach you kids about how to be The Best You!’ and like people were tuning him out and listening to varying degrees. Some kids (like myself) were kinda dozing off, and everyone was on twitter or facebook.

His approach to a self esteem speech seemed to be ‘let me tell you my entire life story for hours’ and like, at first I was like “I’m not really hearing this, I’m half dreaming right now” but the more I started making myself pay attention the more…bizarre and rambling his story got.

So like, for instance, he told us he drank a lot in high school. Like, a lot. But he didn’t use that as a ‘don’t drink or party too hard’ lesson, instead he was like “I was fourteen so I always called my parents to pick me up, and they weren’t mad because they knew it meant I could trust them. So remember, always tell your parents when you’re drinking!” and then it kinda got to a point where it sounded like he was encouraging partying and drinking and the like to the group of underage kids.

And then, he told us how he used to play baseball all the time when he was a kid, and at 16 reached a crossroads in his life where the Phillies wanted to draft him or he could go play football for Penn State. And he said he went with Penn State but later lost the scholarship for some reason and we’re like…really.

There was absolutely nothing coherent about anything he was saying- nothing that tied anything together, made a point, seemed like it had anything to do with an assembly on self esteem. He told us at one point he was making upwards of 7 million a year. He told us one time before college he was homeless. He told us he used to own a construction company and built his own branch of nightclubs himself, that he and his friend then ran. He told us he fought a shark and came out with no scars. He told us that he had less money now, because after surviving a work related accident- direct quote- “I fell almost 30 feet and I broke in half” - he decided to leave that industry and spend more time with his family.

So, yeah, I was pretty positive this was bullshit, but there were clearly kids in the room that were falling for it. But then he said something like…he and his friend got bored one day and started jarring up their own pasta sauce, and made a deal with wegmans or some store like that to start selling it, and now he has a pasta sauce empire. Like he spent 15 fucking minutes on this. The way he kept saying ‘pasta sauce’ was so annoying I was about to claw my ears out. But anyway, two girls in my grade wanted to find out what brand he was talking about, so they googled his name.

And then quietly gasped.

And then furiously started typing into their phones.

And remember- everyone, even though they were paying attention- was on twitter and facebook. All the sudden I see heads flying up and wide eyes and people whispering to each other. Mr. Jean doesn’t seem to notice the change and keeps rambling on, but I know something happened so I google him too and-

Okay so basically he’s 1) been arrested, 2) filed for bankruptcy like three times and 3) has been hailed as a ‘Swinger Guru’ by playboy.


So by now, this is a fucking game- he still doesn’t notice anything wrong amongst the kids, so we’re all silently texting each other to fill each other in. Pulling up receipts. But still playing the part of politely intrigued audience members. The school faculty have no fucking idea what’s going on, until one of the students texts her mom, who happens to be the woman that convinced the principal to hire this guy. We see her check her phone, go wide-eyed, and she runs out of the fucking room presumably to either find the principal or hide in terror.

So Mr. Jean had been talking to random people intermittently throughout this speech, but we reach the ‘questions’ part of it. Everyone seems to silently agree that instead of just asking him anything outright, we should just see how good of a liar he was. So they’d be asking him stuff like ‘how much money did you make with ____ company’ and he’d give a ridiculously high number as people were sending each other reports of him filing for bankruptcy during that time. Or they asked him about his construction business which he said was great, and while he was talking about how great it was we were all reading his arrest report, from when a woman hired him to build her house, and he took her money and then like…just didn’t build anything. Wild. Someone asked him about his family and he’s extolling Christian virtues while we’re all on the website for his annual Swing Fest. People would ask him how he got certain jobs and he was making promises to hook kids up in interviews and shit. Everyone was loosing their God damn minds online and just barely holding it together in person. This man was so beyond full of shit- like, he was a God awful life coach but his dedication to lying was inspirational.

We eventually get to leave and everyone is yelling and cracking up and freaking out, all running to our classes to tell the teachers and the underclassmen everything, and the teachers are freaking out, alternating between horrified confusion and laughing hysterically. Before the school day even ended, someone had called a bunch of news stations. The principal was freaking out and denying he had anything to do with it, before calling some students to his office to see what exactly the kids had searched up on the guy…Because apparently teenagers can perform better background checks than school officials. It was all anyone could talk about for weeks.

A couple months after this, for my theater class’ showcase, I wrote and directed a skit called ‘Mason B. Mean’. It was a huge hit. The principal was in the audience. I’ve never seen a grown man look so dead inside. I made sure I was out of the room before he came up to congratulate the cast and everything. The next day, my theater teacher told me his only comment about the skit was a quiet, long-suffering “Why.” 😂😂

Annnnnnnnd that’s the time a Swinger Entrepreneur rambled on about pasta sauce and money in front of teenagers who knew how to use google for almost two hours.  


Can we talk about this scene for a minute? Because I tear up literally every damn time I watch it. 

After losing his son, Iroh fought tirelessly to save his nephew from Ozai’s brainwashing, no matter how hard Zuko tried to push him away. But even after years of sticking by him through every dead end and reckless gambit, Zuko still goes back to his awful father. Once again, Iroh couldn’t save his son and it just kills him

Then the kid shows up with team Avatar, because it turns out some of those proverbs got through to him after all.

But the part that really gets me is Zuko’s perspective.

Sitting outside that tent, he’s so damn scared. He’s so convinced Iroh hates him, he won’t even go in without a pep talk from Katara. Everyone else can see that Iroh will be proud of what his nephew has done since they last met, but Zuko can’t. When Zuko goes in to see the family he disappointed, he’s braced for yelling and fire and rage because that’s what he’s been raised to expect when he screws up. Pissing off his father got him disgraced, burned, tossed in the street, told he didn’t deserve to be alive, and shot at with lightening. A lifetime of experience says he should be scared. He doesn’t expect to be forgiven, he just wants Iroh to know he’s sorry. 

And then Iroh’s not even madNOT EVEN MAD. Mercy and compassion are so alien to Zuko that immediate forgiveness wasn’t even a remote possibility. He’s so utterly confused, but at the same time, so, so relieved. He hasn’t lost his only family. The only person who stayed by him all those years in exile. The only father who loved him.

They both thought they’d lost the only family they had left. Instead, they find themselves closer than they’ve ever been. And I tear up every damn time.

Some more headcanons about Peter growing up on Yondu’s ship

part 1

  • Yondu not having any idea what Terrans eat so he tries to give Peter like, raw meat and stuff, and Peter is disgusted and Yondu is confused (“What’s wrong, boy? It’s fresh! Eat it!”). Though Peter is even more bummed out when he finds out there’s no McDonalds in space.
  • Peter wanting video games but Yondu telling him flying an M-ship is way more exciting than any video game (“All right, if it is, let me fly one!” “You’re too young to fly, you’ll crash.” “No, I won’t! If I can’t play games, at least let me try!” “I said no!” “But Yonduuuuu!” “You’re an annoying little bugger, you know that?” *grumbling and muttering* “All right, follow me, you can give Tulk’s old ship a try, but you put one mark on it- one mark, one spill on the dash- and you don’t get to give it another shot til you’re fourteen.” “KRAGLIN! YONDU’S GONNA LET ME FLY!”)
  • Peter trying to tell the Ravagers about Halloween, but they just don’t get it, and when he scavenges the materials to dress up as a pirate, they don’t notice anything different (except Kraglin, who says, “Nice hat, Pete,” when a rather deflated Peter walks by in full costume).
  • Members of other factions sometimes thinking Kraglin is Peter’s dad, and Yondu getting lowkey pissed off about it (“Course that’s not his dad, ya moron! Quill, get back on the ship and stop causing trouble.”)
  • Kraglin losing his blaster and freaking out cause he can’t find his spare and Peter says, “Just go ask Yondu for one!” and Kraglin is like, “He’ll get mad!” and Peter is confused because apparently, “I do it all the time whenever I lose something, he doesn’t care,” which is weird, because last time Kraglin lost something and went to Yondu to see if he knew where it was, Yondu snapped at him, “If you don’t keep an eye on your stuff, it’s not my problem when you can’t find it.”
  • The crew getting new communication devices and Peter texting with Kraglin all the time so Yondu gets suspicious and is always nosing on Peter’s end (“Who you writing to all the time, boy? You planning a mutiny?”)
  • Peter going through puberty and everyone on the whole ship making fun of his voice cracking up to the point where he ends up getting in a fight with someone because he’s so sick of it and Yondu has to drag them apart and scold them both for being immature, but as he’s walking away, he imitates Peter too.
  • Peter getting his hands on an electric guitar and keeping half the crew from sleeping with his late-night shredding until Yondu finally starts locking Peter’s guitar in his cabin every night at 11:00 (“Kraglin, Yondu said I’m not allowed to practice sick riffs past 11:00…” *Kraglin internally fist-pumps* “Aww, sorry Pete.”)
  • Peter going on his first solo mission and Yondu being on edge the whole time, which means he’s extraordinarily irritable toward the crew, so they all come to dread Peter’s missions because Yondu’s so unpleasant while he’s gone.
  • Peter getting arrested on some planet and Yondu bailing him out the next morning. Peter’s mad at Yondu for not doing it the night he got in, but according to Yondu, every Ravager should spend at least a couple nights of their life in jail, and though he doesn’t say it, he’s pretty proud of Peter for having done something that could get him time.
EXO in a roadtrip


-Driving 90% of the time

-Gets tired of people wanting to change the radio station so he turns it off

-“Let’s roll the windows down for a few minutes and feel the fresh air”

-Makes everyone go to the bathroom beforehand because he’s not gonna stop for anyone

-Has a few snacks laying around if anyone gets hungry or thirsty

-Makes everyone else pay for gas since he is the (appointed himself) driver.


-Made lunch, dinner, brought snacks and water for everyone

-Reminds everyone in the car that if they need to use the bathroom they should ask

-Calls shot gun but actually ends up driving

-No one let’s him near the aux cord & he gets irritated

-Gets drawn on when finally falls asleep

-Expects nice compliments for his food but ends up bitter by the lack of responses


-Always too cold or too hot so is always complaining

-Falls asleep the first hour or so of the trip

-Always pays for gas money and makes sure everyone is comfortable with him paying

-Brings a pillow just in case

-Never calls shotgun and is actually comfortable sitting in the back

-Forgets his own snacks and water at home


-Always hungry and has to pee

-Doesn’t touch the steering wheel at all, and makes everyone else drive

-Demands being co-pilot but won’t help with directions or music

-Always has a funny story to entertain everyone on the way

-Pointing at things they pass along the way that remind him of the most illogical things

-Never falls asleep


-King of the aux cord

-Screaming shotgun since he was born, but never actually gets to sit in front nor drive

-“We are lost, let me drive.” Every time he’s not the driver

-Gets mad when they stop to eat because he wants to continue listening to his music

-Sleeps for about half an hour then is way too hyper

-Leaves a mess of food when eating in the car


-Asks if they’re there yet every 5 mins

-Never comfortable in his seat so is always asking to switch around

-Nobody ever will let him drive cause of road rage

-Nobody ever lets him use the aux cord so he starts singing

-Drinks and eats everything before anyone gets remotely hungry

-Gets excited as they pass a landmark or something he finds interesting


-Brings home cooked meals for everyone

-Is quiet 60% of the time

-Slowest driver ever and excuses it as being careful

-Staring at the sky in the back seat is a personal hobby of his

-Brings his headphones just in case they put unbearable music

-They always go to the places he suggests


-Didn’t want to wake up to leave for the trip

-Sleeping until they’re half way there, then is hungry and they have to stop

-Puts on sick bops when using the aux cord

-Likes taking group pics and posting with the hashtags #RoadTrip #FriendshipGoals #Squad

-“Are we there yet?” When they arrive

-Pretends to be asleep when asked to drive


-King of the backseat

-Taking pictures of the sky for aesthetic reasons

-Sings along too loudly

-Whines that they didn’t bring his favorite snacks for the road

-Always on his phone, even when talking to someone

-Horrible at directions, even with the gps on

Only You

Hope you’ll like this!

Plot: Y/N cries over having seen Harry kiss someone else and he tries his best to comfort his friend. 

Warnings: None. 

Pic isn’t mine. 

My cheeks were flushed and felt sore just like my swollen and wet eyes did. I had been crying for much too long. The awful sense of disappointment shook my body for over half an hour now and all I could long for was for it to stop. Yet it seemed as though my heart wasn’t done yet.
It left Harry feeling helpless and distraught as he stood in front of the bathroom door. He’d been frozen there for the past twenty-eight minutes, his knuckles red and scratched from how many times he’d knocked and tried to get me to open for him. But there was nothing. In my state there was no way I would want to face him. I shouldn’t have come to this house party. Never before had I been this unhappy before.

With his eyes pressed shut Harry tried one last time, hissing under his breath as the contact of the back of his hand and the wooden door hurt. But after what he’d done, he supposed he deserved the pain if not much worse. 

“Y/N,” Harry tried for the fiftieth time, “Please.”

His stomach turned at the sound of my crying increasing and he felt as though his heart tried to break out of his chest. Never before had he felt so lost and frightened because of somebody else’s pain. But I wasn’t just anybody. Even though that was exactly how he’d made me feel. 

“Harry, please go,” I croaked, finally finding the guts to talk to him, even if it was through the closed door, “I swear I’m not mad at you or anything. Just… give me a moment.”

At that he frowned. “Not mad at me? Y/N, you stormed away the moment you saw me with Amy and you’re saying you’re not mad?” 

Of course I was mad. My anger wasn’t directed at him however, but at Amy. The girl who I had told that I loved Harry more than any friend should, that I wished for him and I to get together someday. The girl who’d reacted to that information by kissing him right in front of me. 
I shouldn’t have been surprised. Amy… she took what she wanted without concern for anyone else, not even somebody she was on friendly terms with. And of course she wanted Harry the by far handsomest guy in our friendship group, who had the kindest heart and whose wit could come up with the best jokes. 
Still, it had surprised me greatly to see them kissing. The image burned my mind and I shut my eyes in attempts of deleting it from my memory.
But I couldn’t and she kept on sneaking her way back into my head.
Her hands in his short brown hair, her chest pressed to his front tightly and her legs on either side of his waist as she sat straddling him. Her tongue in his mouth as she bit and licked his lips hungrily. 
So greedy, I thought as more tears fell from my eyes. She didn’t treat him half as gently as Harry should be treated. 

“Love.” I heard Harry whine once more. “Please let me in. You’re hurting me with shutting me out.”

My fingers shook but I forced myself to splash some tab water into my red face, cooling my skin down before reluctantly opening the door.

“Please, Harry. Just go, I don’t want you to see me like this and there’s nothing you have to say or do to-”

Before I could finish his arms were around me and my head was tucked into his neck, face pressed right against the warm and soft skin of his so oI could breath him in. And I let him hug me happily and embraced him just as tight, relieved but crying once again at the same time.
He was so kind and good. Patient with me even after the scene I’d just caused and he didn’t even ask what was wrong. I wished that if we weren’t going to be a couple than I could at least become more than just any friend to him. 
With quiet hushes he tried to soothe me and I laughed through my tears when he began to sway us back and forth. Shamelessly I nestled into his chest and smiled when his quiet laugh rumbled through him. 

“Tell me what I can do,” Harry spoke lowly into my ear, “Please. Want to make it okay again. M’so sorry, Y/N.” 

I shook my head. “You have nothing to be sorry for.” 

He flinched at the noise of footsteps coming up the stairs and towards us. I jumped away from him, involuntarily taking a step back into the bathroom and shook my head. The thought of Amy seeing me like this frightened me and I could already imagine her evil grin.

Harry acted quick and grasped my hand. “Whoever’s coming surely wants to use the toilet. C’mon.”

He pulled me into his side and lead me towards one of the bedrooms in the house, shutting the door after us quickly once we were both inside. Sniffling I took a seat on the big kingsized bed and tried to somehow find a way how I could justify my complete breakdown. 

Harry was just a friend. No matter my affection for him, he didn’t see me as anything more and we weren’t that close either. All of this meant that he didn’t owe me anything and that I had no right to run away and cry after witnessing him kiss somebody else. 
The mattress dipped when he sat down next to me and I shuddered when his hand squeezed my knee. 

“I didn’t want to kiss Amy.” His voice was quiet and apologizing. 

I huffed and shook my head before turning to briefly leaning my head against his shoulder before pulling away again. “You don’t have to do this.”

“Do what?”

“Apologize. Find an excuse. You’re single, at a party… and Amy is hot. You can do whatever you want.” 

A frown formed on his face. “I know I can. But as I just said I didn’t want to kiss her.”

I took in a deep breath. His words were a relief and slowly the horrible ache in my chest lessened. “Okay.” 

“She just…” Harry paused before releasing a short laugh, “She sort of tackled me. And she’s much stronger than she looks as well so I couldn’t just push her off.” 

“Poor Harry,” I murmured, my voice still thin, “Attacked by an attractive girl.” 

“Should I be jealous over how appealing you seem to find her?” Harry asked, wrapping an arm around my shoulders before his lips pressed to my temple in a soft kiss. 

My breath hitched. Jealous?

“What-” I sniffled, “What do yo mean by ‘jealous’? Why would you-”

“Well you seem awfully interested in how pretty she is while all I would want to hear is what you think of me. Why you start to cry when I’m with someone else, for example.” 

Harry smiled at me and unlike my expectations, I didn’t care if he knew anymore. My actions had said enough already anyway, I might as well just own up to it. I huffed and shook my head.

“You know I think you’re amazing,” I admitted quietly, “I’ve made it awfully obvious and tonight it all peaked.” 

Harry’s eyes widened at my words and I hesitated to meet them, relieved when I saw him smile. Slowly I pulled away and turned to sit on the bed in a cross legged position, facing him. 

“I have feelings for you and Amy knew that. I guess I started to cry because I… because I couldn’t believe that she made a move on you and it hurt to see you embraced by and kissing her. Not when-” I stopped, looking away and at my fingers, “Not when I wanted to be the one who gets to do that.”

Silence. Harry’s breathing increased and slowly his hand reached out for mine. “Y/N-”

“Look, Harry, I know this is a lot and I’m sorry that I caused such a scene. You surely didn’t expect this to be how your night would be and I’m just really sorry I reacted so dramatic and-” 

Suddenly and completely unexpected I had his lips pressed to mine. They were warm, so much softer than I’d imagined and kissing my mouth so tenderly my heart fluttered. I jumped back. 

“What are you doing?” I asked, shocked.

Harry chuckled nervously, my reaction causing his confidence to crumble slightly. “Kissing you?” 

“Why?” I was stunned. He’d just had an attractive Amy throw herself at him and a snotty, red faced girl confess her crazy feelings for him. And he chose the snotty girl?

My heart fluttered when the back of his hand gently brushed my cheek. 

“How oblivious can you be, huh?” He smiled and shook his head. “I told you didn’t want to kiss Amy. I ran after you the moment I saw you cry and my stomach is in painful knots, which I know will only lessen once I know you’re no longer tormented with worry.”

His hand squeezed mine. My hear pounded heavily in my chest. 

“You… do you like me?” The question sounded silly and stupid, but my head had difficulties making sense of the situation. 

Harry grinned. “Yes. Isn’t that obvious?” 

Momentarily time stood still. Harry. He liked me? He… chose me over Amy?

“But,” I began, my frown deepening, “I’m all snotty and just cried in front of you. And she’s-”

Harry rolled his eyes. “We seriously got to work on your confidence, love.”

I laughed. His hand cradled my cheek and this time he leaned in slowly, brushing his nose against mine and giving me a moment to get used to the thought of him kissing me. Though really how could anyone get used to that. He was Harry for crying out loud. 

I smiled when his lips found mine and so did he, making the kiss even more heart warming than the one before. My hands found his neck, his moved to my hips and soon we were full on making out on the bed. How surreal it all seemed and I couldn’t feel more happy. 
Out of breath I turned my head and gasped when his mouth moved to kiss my neck and jaw. 

“Don’t want-” he began to mumble, mouth still pressed onto my skin, “anyone else. Want only you.” 

My hands squeezed his shoulders. “I only want you, too.” 

“It’s settled then.” Harry pulled back and looked at me, eyes sparkling and lips, though slightly swollen, stretched in a bright smile. “You’re making me so happy, Y/N. So happy.”

Hope you enjoyed this one shot. I wrote it in one go and completely spontaneously so excuse any mistakes as it hasn’t been proof read. Love you all! xx

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Since it’s midnight and I have a flight to catch at 5am, why not break down this little argument scene?

This scene is short but it’s important. We tend to quantify closeness by the times we see Viktor and Yuuri kissing, hugging, or otherwise acting explicitly intimate, but this little argument is just as important in conveying a shared emotional intimacy between the two. 

It’s pretty obvious from the start that Viktor doesn’t care about the damn nuts. He seems irritated already by the beginning of the scene, and I don’t think it’s because of the missing bag. Judging from Yuuri’s flustered state, he’s probably been dragging them all over, re-tracing their steps panicking trying to find the bag he lost. 

Viktor is patient so he’s gone along with it, but even he has his breaking point. Despite his irritation, he does what Viktor tends to do when he’s angry, and hides his feelings behind a fake smile. He’s aware of Yuuri’s anxiety which is probably why he’s placated him up till now, but he’s no saint and anyone would be tired and frustrated after being dragged around a city looking for a missing bag. Still, he doesn’t want to upset Yuuri further, so he appeals to logic: the shop is closed, aren’t you tired?

Yuuri isn’t having it, though. He sees right through Viktor’s fake smile and he knows what he’s doing. He hears Viktor’s words and feels that he is being blamed for a ruined evening. He doesn’t like it and he tells him so. 

This scene feels so realistic to me because it’s an argument I’ve had with my own girlfriend many times. The argument of semantics. There is no resolution here because neither Yuuri nor Viktor is really in the wrong. They’re just both in bad moods: Yuuri, because the bag got lost and he feels bad about it and thinks that Viktor is mad at him because of it, and Viktor, because the nuts don’t matter to him and he just wants Yuuri to stop fixating on it and let them enjoy their evening. 

What’s so striking is that neither of these characters is confrontational. Yuuri tends to fall into self-deprecation and, as previously mentioned, Viktor hides his feelings behind a smile. Yet, here they are, getting peeved at each other over something so minor. And not only getting mad but expressing that anger. For characters that tend not to do that, it speak of an extremely strong mutual trust. 

They know that an argument isn’t fatal to their relationship. They trust the other to not abandon them if they exhibit anything other than an agreeable attitude.

And then they walk in silence and the argument resolves itself. They don’t have to part ways, they don’t have to break everything down verbally, they just need to cool down and give each other the time and space to do so. 

I feel it’s rare to see such a realistic couple’s tiff. Normally, things are always 100% wonderful or extremely dramatic. But sometimes these little arguments pop up, sometimes someone gets hangry or anxious or tired and they take it out on their partner because that’s who is available and–unconsciously or not–that’s the person you know won’t abandon you just for showing a non-ideal side of yourself. 

I was never skeptical of Yuuri and Viktor’s relationship to begin with, but especially not now. We’ve seen them tackle so many different hardships together, we’ve seen Yuuri correct Viktor when he really was in the wrong, and now we’ve seen them resolve a minor clashing of personalities respectfully and maturely. This is a couple I can realistically see staying together. They’re not together for convenience, they’re not together just because they idolize each other or find the other hot–they truly seem to understand one another and work well together, and it makes their relationship a joy to watch. 

Shallura headcanons
  • Allura takes every opportunity she can find to stealthily feel Shiro’s muscles.
    • Her fav move is to fake fall on him when a ship starts to move.
  • Shiro has definitely walked into Allura’s room to talk about something, seen that she was sleeping, smiled fondly and then quietly walked away at least 10 times.
  • Literally everyone is oblivious to their huge crushes on each other except Coran.
    • Coran takes on the overly protective dad role for Allura, complete with threatening to hurt Shiro if he hurts Allura.
    • Even though he knows Shiro would never.
  • Allura doesn’t take any shit and Shiro adores it.
  • They take naps together all the time.
    • Sometimes they cuddle, other times they’re just in the same room, depends on how exhausted they are.
  • One time Allura got sick and Shiro waited on her hand and foot.
  • Shiro accidentally lets it slip to Keith that he has a crush on Allura and Keith teases him about it incessantly.
  • One time Shiro accidentally calls Allura “babe”. He is hella embarrassed about it.
    • Allura actually has no idea what “babe” means, and Shiro won’t tell her.
    • Shiro tells the rest of the paladins that he’ll launch them out of the airlock and into space if they tell Allura what “babe” means
    • None of the paladins know why.
  • Allura: *is kicking ass* Shiro: That’s my girl…look at her…she’s so beautifully terrifying.
  • Allura definitely gets lost in Shiro’s beauty on a daily basis.
  • When they finally get together Lance isn’t even mad because it’s that perfect.
  • “Too dangerous?? Last time I checked I was the one who beat the shit out of Haggar, and you didn’t. I’m going”   “…yes princess”
  • Shiro tells Allura his full name and when they’re alone she calls him Takashi.
  • They swap stories about their home planets and families all the time.
    • Allura is genuinely happy when she talks about Altea and Shiro adores it. 
  • The rest of the paladins refer to them as mom and dad behind their backs.
  • Shiro is super respectful and polite 24/7 and Allura highkey wishes he wouldn’t be so formal all the time.
  • Allura blatantly flirts with Shiro all the time and he always gets flustered.
    • One time Shiro gives her a taste of her own medicine and she actually turns into a puddle.

Founded by Shownu and Wonho in the year 20xx, the Montella Family is a mafia organization in Seoul. They had been under the Stellanave family for a long time until the boss and underboss had a dispute that resulted in the division of the family which caused the family to fall apart. The Montella family chose not to side to anyone claiming that they do not serve any boss but instead they served the family. Those who shared their views joined the family and became an independent family. Their dealings range from smuggling to assassination. They have a few alliances in other families in Seoul like Banlidiche family, Seveno family, and Gotillon family. There are seven original members of this family that operated on their own while they were still getting started until their family grew.

1. Do not kill unless it is absolutely necessary
2. Do not disclose information about the family to anyone outside of it
3. No one shall start any disputes amongst the members
4. All the operations must go through the boss or the underboss first
5. Should any member break any of the rules, they shall be given appropriate punishments



As one of the founder, Shownu became the boss by default. He is in charge of all the decision makings in the family. He comes off as a quiet boss but everyone in the family knows better than to disobey him. He does not show or demonstrate his authority causing the other six to be so relaxed around him and makes the rest of the family sometimes wonder if he really is the boss. But the original members make sure that everybody knows Shownu holds all the authority.

Shownu sits on a couch inside his office. In front of him is a glass table full of papers waiting to be read and go through. He massages his temples and takes a sip of his coffee. He picks up one document and reads it. It is a proposal for a whore house in the third district. He raises his left eyebrow upon reading it.

Who in the world sent this? Everybody knows I don’t do human trafficking.

He reaches for his phone and is about to call for his underboss when the door suddenly opens.

“Oh Wonho, I was just about to call you.”

Wonho looks at him, confused.

He raises the document and shakes it lightly.

“Do you know who sent this? It’s a proposal for a whore house. We don’t do this kind of business.”

“Really? Probably one of those assholes from Gendena. I heard they’re sending those kinds of proposals all over. You’re not obliged to reply to them though. Someone probably did already.”

“Oh is that so? Well, that’s all,” Shownu dismissively says.

“I actually came here to tell you something.”

Shownu just looks at him, a signal for Wonho to continue.

“I’m afraid we have a problem. The Banlidiche family seems like they have a traitor. All the documents about our joint gambling house in the second district is gone.”

“That really is a problem. Do they have an idea on who is this traitor is.”

“Not at all.”

“That’s a bigger problem.”

“What do we do now?”

Shownu thinks for a moment until he suddenly gets an idea.

“Well, we have someone who could sniff out clues.”

Wonho smiles.

“Of course of course. How could I forget? I’ll go talk to him.”

Wonho is out of the door before Shownu could reply, but not even a minute later he peaks in the doorway.

“He hates the term sniff out, by the way. It sounds like he’s a dog.”

Shownu laughs.


Co-founder of the family. He gave the role of the boss to Shownu because he believes he can’t handle that much power and responsibility, but he was willing to assist Shownu thus he became an underboss. He is the one who puts all of Shownu’s decisions into actions. He controls all their dealings, business, and operations. He is often teased by the original members except for Shownu but they also love and respect him as much as Shownu.

Wonho gets out of Shownu’s office and goes down the stairs. He goes straight to the kitchen to find who he’s looking for but is surprised when he does not find him there. He reaches for his phone to call him but completely forgot it when he saw the text message he received.

Eyey, heard Banlidiche’s got a snake and this one is sliii-ck. Second district already lost a million. Whatchu. whatchu gonna do?~

“Damn it,” he mutters in frustration and dials the sender’s number.

“Hello hello baby, you called I can’t hear a thing,” a voice from the other line answers.

“Min. This is no time to be joking around.”

“I really can’t hear anything. The house is so noisy. Lemme go outside first”

“Says the one who seemed like he swallowed a speaker.”

“I’m outside now. And I heard that but I won’t get mad because there are other things to worry about.”

“What was that text all about Min?”

“Exactly as I put it. This house already lost a million.”

“Would you care to elaborate?”

“Well, some group waltz in and they suddenly beat all the bets and took our money.”

“Are they still there?”

“Yup, they’re still taking some more.”

“Shit. Keep an eye on them. I’ll send in our boys now.”

“Wait. I don’t think the snake is here. You wouldn’t think that snake would go here immediately after his snakery right?”

“Snakery? Is that even a word?”

“Right?” Minhyuk emphasizes the word.

“Right,” Wonho concededly replies.

“Right,” Minhyuk repeats. “So I think the people here are his accomplices somehow. But we don’t want to act yet because they’ll know it’s trouble when we walk in~ and might blow our chances.”

“You’re right. But keep an eye for them anyway.”

“‘Kay. Say hi to daddy Shownu for me. His baby misses him.”

“Too much information Minhyuk. Why don’t you tell him that yourself.”

“Because I want him to miss me too.”

Wonho rolls his eyes.

“Whatever Minhyuk. Just do your job.”


Minhyuk’s hair might not be big but he knows everything about everyone. He likes to get random jobs everywhere to get information about anything even if it doesn’t concern their family. But he believes that any information is relevant. His way of getting information is a bit odd for others but he enjoys it because he gets to experiences different jobs and encounters different people. He also thinks that his way is unsuspicious and that no one would suspect him as a member of a mafia.
People often take him as another gossiper but tend to trust him so easily because of his angelic face. He loves his members a lot though he loves Shownu a little bit more. 

Minhyuk puts his phone down and places it inside his pocket. He heads for the gambling table where their target is playing poker. He observes them for a moment and notices that the player’s card seemed a little thicker than the normal cards.

Double huh.

He moves from the opponent’s side to the target’s and slowly approaches one of his companions, a woman wearing a knee length red dress.

“I was wondering what the crowd was all about and damn he’s good,” he starts. “Is he your husband? You must be getting luxuries.”

The woman looks at their suspiciously but then he smiles and he sees the woman soften.

“Oh no no. I’m just his glorified secretary.”

“Why glorified?”

“I’m just another of one of his side girls. Capos like him get all the girls in the district since the bosses and under bosses are too busy making money.”

Bingo. But he still gotta play it cool.

He pretends to look confused and the woman laughs.

“Ah sorry. You wouldn’t understand.”

“Oh okay. But he’s not your husband?”


He stays for a few moments as not to seems suspicious, he makes comments every now and then to see if the woman can give any more information but when he feels like there isn’t anymore the woman can provide, he excuses himself telling her that he must get back to his cleaning job.

He decides to head back to the headquarters when his phone rings. He groans in frustration when he sees the caller ID.

Looks like I won’t be getting in daddy’s arms anytime soon.

“What?” he answers.

“I heard what happened. Wonho told me to call you.”

“Yeah. Looks like one of Bandiliche’s capo built a little gang. You heading there?”

“Yup. Are you still in the house?”

“Uh huh. I suppose Wonho told you to tell me to not leave yet.”

“He indeed did.”

Minhyuk groans in frustration again.

“Calm down Minhyuk. You’ll see Shownu soon. We’ll make this quick okay?”

“Fine. But you’ll have to bake me cupcakes when you get home,” Minhyuk whines.

“Alright alright.”

“Yes! I love you Kihyunnie.”


Kihyun was a former detective who quit his job after he found out about the corruption within his department. He joined the Montella family thinking that he might as well do it in the right place if he’s going to do dirty work. He is in charge of investigating issues within the family like unsupervised assassination, stolen money from their stash, and unusual activities in their business.

Kihyun sits on the passenger seat of their car, listening to some random song the driver put on while looking at the passing scenes outside the window.

“We’re here sir,” he hears the driver say.

Kihyun immediately got out of the car and entered the massive building the car stopped in front of. A guy in black welcomes him and leads him to an office. He sees a man lying on the couch with a book covering his face when he enters the office.

“You may go now,” the man says to the guy in black.

When the guy is out the door the man sits up and looks at Kihyun.

“I’m surprised you have time to laze around when we’re almost going bankrupt,” Kihyun says to the man.

“Bullshit. One gambling house won’t affect our profits. Both of our profits. Your underboss just likes overreacting,” the man replies.

“Fair point. But I’ll have you know that Wonho doesn’t like overreacting. He just wants to be safe than sorry. Unlike you, Yoongi,” Kihyun fires

“Well do I have to apologize for being laid back Kihyun?” Yoongi fires back.

“Now now, no need to be so aggressive. I only came here to do my job,” Kihyun says.

Yoongi just stares at him for a while before his stoic face breaks into a smile. Kihyun smiles back. Yoongi stands up from the couch and leads Kihyun outside.

“So, how’s it going on your side?” Kihyun asks.

“Seokjin is still working on the CCTVs but seems like this one’s very clever. Hoseok is also asking around.”

“Uh huh. You should really work on the supervision on your capos. They could strike any time.”

Yoongi rolls his eyes at him.

“Right. So here’s the room that the document was stored,” He leads Kihyun in a room full of shelves. “And here’s the where the document was.” He points to a middle shelf.

Kihyun goes to the shelf and opens it. He sees that there is an evident blank space between the two documents. He looks around the room some more and sees a photocopying machine.

“You really shouldn’t store a photo copying machine inside a room full of confidential documents.”

“You think we don’t know that? That one’s already busted. Some idiot used it incorrectly and…”

Yoongi trailed off when he sees Kihyun looking at him with absolute horror.

“What?” Yoongi asks him.

“Yoongi why?” Kihyun says before rushing to the photocopying machine.

“Shit. Don’t tell me…”

“That idiot who busted this was no idiot. He stole another document and photo copied the gambling documents to cover it up.”


Kihyun suddenly started opening random shelves and going through documents.

“What are you doing?” Yoongi asks

“Finding the original document for the gambling house. He should have placed it in whatever document he stole as a replacement.”

Yoongi nods before helping Kihyun to find the said documents. After a few minutes of scouring and rummaging. Yoongi suddenly cursed out loud.


“Have you found it?”

“Yes, and it’s the documents for the imprisonment and release of the Raveeno family’s boss”

“Oh my god. Why would you keep a document for release?”

“Well, you never know when you’re gonna be needing them.”

Yoongi’s phone rang before Kihyun could say anything.

Kihyun watches as Yoongi’s facial expression morphed from worried to glee. He puts the phone down and smiles at Kihyun.

“We found the man,”

“Well I supposed our job here is done?”

“C'mon this is a whole family we’re dealing with. And don’t you want to create destruction together? Like old times? The world would love to see your Beauty and Beast and our Three Musketeers together again.”

Kihyun chuckles. “Go talk to Shownu then.”


Hyungwon is part of the assassination unit called “The Beauty and the Beast” His style of assassination is the quiet assassination wherein he charms his target and lures them to their doom. The family sends in Hyungwon for assassinations that is a one-person target.

Hyungwon enters the bar and scans the place for his target, the son and heir to a major conglomerate in Seoul. He sees him sitting on one of the stools on the counter. He makes his way to the counter and sits three stools away from his target. He motions for the bartender to get his drink serve while observing his target. Hyungwon picks up that he isn’t much of a heavy drinker and only chooses light drinks. He motions for the bartender again and tells him to make the strongest drink for his target. Once done, the bartender gives the drink to the heir. When he confusedly looks at the bartender, the bartender points to Hyungwon.

The conglomerate’s son looks at him and Hyungwon gives a smile before standing up and sitting directly beside him.

“You look like you could use some strong punch. You look a little down,” he starts.

He looks at Hyungwon, baffled, and speaks.

“I’m sorry. But I don’t swing that way.”

Hyungwon laughs.

“Really now. A guy offers you a drink and you think he’s trying to hit on you. That’s a little bit judgemental of you.”

The guy’s face turns red, clearly flustered by Hyungwon’s comment.

“I didn’t mean to give any offense. It’s just…”


“No. Nevermind. But I can’t drink this.”

“Awww… I thought you didn’t mean to give any offense. You’re giving one now. An offer being rejected is a sign of offense right?”

He looks at Hyungwon one more time and Hyungwon looks back at him, he moves a little closer to his target all the while looking at him in the eyes.


The heir pulls back from the proximity and finally drinks the drink Hyungwon offered him. Hyungwon smiles and engages him into a conversation, roping his target to drink more. Once Hyungwon was sure that the heir is completely drunk, he offers a ride back home to which his target unconciously agreed to. Hyungwon drives him to his apartment and fishes out the keys from his pockets. He carried the conglomerate’s son to his room and lays him in bed.

Well, don’t want to make this messy.

He pulls out a small bottle from pocket, uncaps the bottle, and pours the liquid in to his target’s mouth.

“Sweet dreams.”

On his way back to his own apartment, his phone starts to ring.

“What is it?” he asks the caller.

“Where are you?”

“On my way back to my place. Why?”

“The family needs their Beauty. We have some enemies to eliminate.”

“I literally just finished a job Wonho. I just want to sleep and rest forever.”

“This one’s isn’t a job. It’s a family obligation.”

Hyungwon sighs in resignation.


“The Beast” in the Montella’s assassination unit. Unlike Hyungwon, Jooheon likes to go loud. Under The Beauty and The Beast is a group Jooheon formed called MonX. They are a group of trained assassins under Jooheon’s wing and assists Jooheon in his assissnations. The family assigns Jooheon and the MonX to do assassination that involves a lot of people like government parties or other families.

Jooheon and the MonX wait in front of the gambling house for Minhyuk’s signal. He was told that Minhyuk is to make everyone vacate the house except for the snake’s accomplices. Minhyuk would then give Jooheon the signal for his group to storm the place and put the snake’s accomplices in their right places.

Why is he taking so long?

Jooheon apparently spoke too soon because the moment he finished the thought the house’s doors suddenly opened and people are coming outside.

What the fuck?

“Do we go now, boss?” One of the MonX says.


He sees Minhyuk coming out as well and heading towards them.

“Well? What are you waiting for?” Minhyuk asks him when he gets to them.

“What are you doing? The way you’re vacating people is so obvious.”

“Heonie. Whatever way I vacate people will be obvious because the place will become empty as fuck and they will notice that they’re the only ones inside. There was really no way to be inconspicuous y'know.”

“What did you do then?”

“Led them to a private room. Told them that the “master player,” he quotes in the air, “wants to play with them.”

“And they believed you just like that?”

“I’m not a member of this family for nothing Heon.”

Jooheon smiles at him.

“You’re right.”

He looks at his group, “Let’s do this boys”

They storm the building and heads straight towards the private room and immediately began their onslaught. Jooheon realizes something after the room is all red.

“Damn. I forgot to leave one of them to ask where the snake is.”

“Don’t worry,” Minhyuk assures him. “Our baby will handle it.”


Changkyun is the hacker of the group who is in charge of all things machine related, from fabricating a CCTV record to tracking down a person, he could do it just be sitting in front of his computer. He is the youngest in the family so the members spoil him to death.

Changkyun stares at his computer screen, watching red dots appear all over it. He enters a code on his keyboard and presses enter and the red dots begin to disappear one by one.

Now he just needs to wait.

He hears a knock on his door and stands up from his chair to open it. He is greeted by a smiling Kihyun holding up a lunchbox.

“Hyung,” he greets

“How is it going Kyunnie?”

“I managed to trace all the coordinates Jin-hyung sent me for all the CCTVs that registered the guy’s face. I’m just waiting for the coordinates of the CCTV the guy’s face recently registered to.”

“Huh. Those red dots are the CCTVs?”


Kihyun looks at the huge screen then back at Changkyun.

“You must be hungry this has been a long day. Minhyuk just got back from the house with Jooheon and made me bake cupcakes. Now everyone is having a tea party down stairs.”

“I’d like to join but my job isn’t done.”

“I know that’s why I bought you some cupcakes and join you.”

“You’re the best hyung ever.”

“I know.”

The two of them silently sit in front of the computer screen and watch as the red dot disappear. Changkyun hurriedly swallowed his cupcake when the last dot disappeared, leaving only one. Kihyun practically run out the room, probably to call the other guys.

He enters a few more codes to his keyboard and clicks a few items on his screen and just like that, he’s done.

Six other guys entered the room moments after the manage to pinpoint the location.

“Where is it?” Shownu asks

“Fourth district, block seven, number 9,” he answers.

“Wonho,” he hears Shownu says. “Contact the Bandiliche family. Time to get those snakes taste our venoms.”


A/N: When I started writing this it was not supposed to end up this way, I prefer it though lol

Pairing: Theo Raeken X Reader

Summary: Reader fell in love with Theo way before she knew who he really was, he has just come back and she realises that he can’t know about how she really feels about him.

Warnings: Swearing, angst, fluff

Word count: 2.7K

Originally posted by ksulenda

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Love, Hate Relationship. - Stiles Stilinski Smut

Originally posted by itsagirlthingbae

Warnings: NSFW SMUT!!!!

Word Count: 1.2k

Disclaimer: Kind of want to make this into a series. ILY 

Stiles Stilinski was a world class asshole. He knew how to push just about every single one of your buttons and make you practically pull out your hair. The reason you and him didn’t get along was because you two were both super stubborn and always thinking your right even if you’re wrong. So today was no exception, as you sat at the lunch table with the pack, you and Stiles started bickering about nothing really. Scott was used to it but everybody else found it a little annoying but there was really no way of stop the two of you. Besides that, the pack was planning on how to find out what Theo was doing with his pack of chimeras. The plan was to follow them out to the Beacon Hills look out and investigate on what they were doing. But there was a catch. “Well the thing is, the Chimeras are very good at sensing other supernatural beings but, with humans it’s not as easy to track the smell.” Scott said as he looked at you and Stiles. “No way, I’m not going with Y/n, absolutely no way!” He said. “Yeah I can go by myself I don’t need Stiles to go with me, plus he’s really no help anyways.” You smiled at Scott; Stiles scoffed and rolled his eyes. Malia growled “Shut up the both of you, you guys are going, Scott even said so. So just get along for one freaking night that’s all we’re asking.” Everyone in the pack looked impressed but you and Stiles. You really had no way out of this so you both growled a unison ‘okay’. And the rest of the plan was made.

Hopping into the blue jeep with a sigh kicking your feet up on the dash. Your outfit was semi black and so was Stiles’. You needed to blend in, and it was approaching night so black was your best bet. Stiles talked with Scott for just a second longer then hopped into the jeep with a slight growl. “Off.” He said as he started his jeep. “Nah, I’m good.” You replied. He looked at you and for the first time in forever, you didn’t hate him as much as you usually do. His golden eyes glinted in the moon light and his hair was qiffed in the perfect manner. You found him really irresistible but you would never tell him that. As he looked at you he almost looked hungry. “Let’s get this show on the road.” You said while still looking deep into his eyes.  His eyes left you and you almost felt sad.

The drive to the lookout was awkward. The heat between your legs was starting to get worse and worse.  You squeezed your legs together to get some king of friction there. “How do we know they’re going to be there?” You questions picking at your nails. “We don’t, Scott seems to think they are going to be so we go and wait.” He replied. Pulling over onto the shoulder of the lookout making sure you were completely hidden, you and Stiles just sat and waited. With the most awkward silence, you just stared into the black trees waiting for any sign of Theo or one of the Chimeras for about 30 minutes. Getting tired of the silence you commented something that was in your mind the whole night. “What a great way to spend a Friday night.” You laughed and so did he. “What would you even be doing?” He scoffed. “Well as a matter of fact Stilinski I would be having a very hot date with Netflix.” He looked at you again, “Well I would be having an actual date with an actual girl. Not that you know anything about that.” “You know what, why do you have to put me down legit all the time?” “Because If I don’t do it, nobody else will.” When that came out of his mouth it hurt. The fact that he actually does it because nobody else will really pisses you off. “You know what Stilinski fuck off.” You grabbed the door handle and ripped the door open then slamming it shut while walking into the pitch black trees. Stiles got out of the jeep but not immediately, showing you that it wasn’t really a problem of his that you were mad.  “You know you’re going to get lost.” He says trailing behind you. The only thing lighting up the blackness was the moonlight and you tiny flashlight on your phone screen. “Rather get lost than sit another minute in that jeep with you.”  You yelled. Coming across a lake house with the lights lit up, you sat on the bench off onto the distance of it. It must have been a party thrown by some rich snob. It wasn’t as nice as Lydia’s lake house but it was still pretty nice. Stiles surprisingly came up behind you and sat next to you. “Good thing we didn’t get lost.” You just starred at the party going on. The events that happened next just pissed you off even more than you had already been. Stiles hand planted itself on your upper thigh and started moving its way up your skirt. You looked at him with a warning look but you didn’t stop him.

“What baby girl, don’t like to play a little dirty sometimes?” He whispered in your ear simultaneously riding his hand closer and closer to your core. Your breath hitched in your throat from the nickname. A boost of confidence surged through your blood, “Why what are you going to do… Daddy?” After that everything went haywire. Stiles roughly grabbed your neck and connected your lips obviously liking the nickname you gave him. Teeth clashing, tongues battling for dominance, his obviously won. Picking you up and setting you on top of the picnic table, he roughly unzipped your jacket and ripped open your button up. You yelped when he did this which just gave him even more confidence. “How do you want to play baby girl? Hmm? You want to go rough or go soft?” “I don’t know daddy. You’re in charge.” He took that as a yes and started UN buttoning his pants and sliding them down to his ankles then he did the same to yours.

Stiles wasn’t very patient at the moment so there wasn’t very much foreplay. “Sorry baby but I need you; I’ll take you home and take my time with you later.” You moaned in response and he rammed his hard dick right into you. The scream you gave could have made anyone worried if they cared enough but in Beacon Hills there was always someone screaming over something. Stiles was very experience and he hit just about ever spot perfectly every time. As his hand came down on to your back side that’s when you knew that this won’t be the only hook up of yours. The moan that came out of you and the growl that came out of his mouth was so sexy it almost made you cum. “Daddy, I’m close.” You choked out. “Me to baby girl, me too.” With that you both let go.

The getting dressed after wasn’t as awkward as you would think it actually was kind of nice. “Stiles.” He hummed an ‘Hmm’ in response. “Why do you hate me?” He looked back at you as he slid his shirt on and handed you his jacket because he ripped your shirt. “I only hated you because I couldn’t have you.” “Well you have me now.”

 Stiles Stilinski was an asshole but you saw a whole new side of him tonight that you haven’t seen before.

Wow so you really don’t know what trauma does to a person if you remark about how Sasuke “use to be.” And how he “no longer is.” When they talk about how sweet and silly he “was” I almost choke on my own Dr. Pepper and shout incoherently.

He’s the same little boy Itatchi and Shisui use to fawn over, the same little boy hungry for his dad’s approval and affection, the same one that Mikoto loved so much.

That character has been fused with a boy who also witnessed the massacre of his clan, deluded into thinking it was his brothers doing, his previous and revered brother. A child kept at arms length by a nervous and paranoid, unkind and destructive village. Yes, Konoha is actually truly an evil character in this. They let this boy with PTSD live alone in the remnants of his broken home. They allowed his brother to take on every difficult pursuit and sacrifice it all. In the name of peace, they created this little boy torn between the life and brother he knew and the pain and rage of what has come to pass.

We see sparks of this “old Sasuke” all the time, when he plays and bickers with Naruto - all the way up to him chuckling and calling him an idiot in their final battle.

Sasuke is always that same little boy. That same little boy but with the power now to choose what to do about what this life has dealt him. Sasuke is still the perpetual brat, still the silly boy who wants notice and time of his loved ones, this is like ..all explained by Tobirama too….

The Uchiha curse of baring too much love will drive them mad when it’s been lost. Sasuke lost everything. Literally everything. His entire clan. His beloved parents and then the elder brother, he so worshipped and admired.

Not okay and not cool to say Sasuke “is not Sasuke anymore.” Literally will chidori you because even when he is laughing like a maniac after killing Danzo and stabbing Karin, it’s all from that suffering brought on by being who he is in the FIRST place. If he had not been Sasuke, he wouldn’t be doing what he did.

“It’s because I held those bonds that I’m suffering so much.” Sasuke says this even pre Shippuden and vocalized it to Naruto. At the time Naruto could not really relate except that something precious to him was suddenly being yanked away and that precious person was Sasuke.

Sasuke had grown fond of Naruto, just like the Sasuke “he was” would have because of the Sasuke he is. And will always be.

That’s why in the end, he laughs with him. Because Naruto always saw the same eyes reflecting back at him. They had grown but the same sadness and loneliness rested behind them. The same laughter and love did too. Only under the gauze of a pain instilled by loss and abuse.

Yes people change and grow but don’t play me like “Sasuke just isn’t the little sweet boy he was.” Like yes. He. Is. He’s still full of kindness and silliness, he’s still competitive and bratty. Consistently he’s been all these things. He didn’t lose himself to no one, he didn’t become evil. He didn’t forsake himself. Stop. Omg.

He went through hell. And still came out the other side to meet Naruto where he was. He didn’t have to do anything. He could have easily stayed mad, consumed by revenge that was most certainly an understandable approach, considering all things.

“You never gave up on me no matter how hard I tried to push you away.”

Tried to push Naruto’s and team 7’s genuine care away because it was a weakness that reminded him of his family.

So yes, this entire time, Sasuke has been Sasuke.

Sasuke, interrupted.

Lol ^ make a fic called this pls.

P.s “the soul of a shinobi remains the same.” Boom. Drops mic.

I open at the close.

James, Lily and Sirius were watching the Second Wizarding War from up above, and you know what they were thinking? We are going to see Harry. Because they knew, they knew in the end he had to die, their baby, the boy who lived had to die. They had mixed emotions about this, they were happy because they were going to see him, talk to him at last, maybe touch him, but he had to live longer than this, they died so he could. 

Sirius was sort of caught up watching Remus and when Remus joined them, Sirius filled him in, James and Lily couldn’t be bothered. Ever since Harry started the Horcrux hunt, James and Lily were always on the edge. It was the worst Sirius has ever seen them. James didn’t even realise Remus joining them, he turned around because he thought Sirius was making too much noise, when he saw Moony, he froze and soon after he broke down. It was too much, it was all too much to bear.

Before they know it, it was a bit crowded upstairs and Harry was walking to the Forbidden Forest. James felt a pull, he felt this before, it was the day Cedric died. The Marauders and Lily were called by Harry, they saw him sooner than they thought. James couldn’t speak, Lily was on the verge of tears, “You’ve been so brave”. There were so many things she wanted to say but all Lily managed to say was this, she was just admiring his boy. The calmest one was Remus, after all he had the most time with him. Harry said he was sorry, so sorry Tonks and Remus had to leave Teddy behind. Remus wasn’t mad, he knew Tonks wasn’t either. Sirius’s madness was nowhere to be found, he was frozen as James was, watching his godson walk to his end. All he could say was that death didn’t hurt, he had to know that, even though Sirius couldn’t help Harry while he grew up, he had to help him this time. While the others talked, James was just looking at his son, taking it all in. When his boy asked if they will stay with him when he confronted Voldemort, he said “Until the very end”, if only he knew how he was with him since he was born, but that wasn’t the time for that, soon they would have all eternity to talk about that, James’ heart ached at the thought of this.

After Harry dropped the Resurrection Stone, they just waited. When Harry’s supposedly lifeless body hit the Forest floor, they waited for him to show up. Lily looked around for Dumbledore, she wanted to see his face when Harry arrived but he was nowhere to be found. She was still so mad at him for all of this while James was a bit more understanding then she was, James was always more trusting than she was.

They waited and waited, but Harry didn’t come. When Narcissa walked to Harry’s side to check on him and declared Harry dead, when he sure as hell wasn’t, Sirius lost it and screamed “Narcissa you bitch” and he said that with all the respect and love in his voice because at that moment for the first time Sirius actually loved liked Narcissa. Lily and James were shook, they didn’t believe it. He escaped death once, but twice? They just looked at each other with utter disbelief. James still looked around for his boy, he very slowly accepted it, he didn’t want to be brought down once more. Lily’s eyes searched for Dumbledore and found the old man, this time both of them had tears in their eyes. Dumbledore smiled as a tear made it’s way to his long silver beard and Lily could have just turned around but she figured, “he already knew how it would end” so instead she politely nodded.

There were many new faces that joined James, Lily and Sirius that day. All of them watched the rest of the war with them. All these people that died but still cheered on for him, so that their boy could finish this never-ending war. Dobby never left Lily’s side because her kindness reminded him of Harry, Fred being starstruck by James and introducing his family to James (see, that’s my twin, George. Your map… you have no idea how we looked up to you guys) as if he didn’t know every single one of them, Tonks arguing war tactics with Moody and Dumbledore just watching with Snape by his side while stroking Hedwig. Finally, Harry’s suffering ended. All was well

99 Problems - Auston Matthews

Originally posted by putpriceonthepp

Notes: More filthy, raunchy, dirty smut for y’all. I’m going to have to cleanse myself by the end of this week. Hope you enjoy! Ok but isn’t it sad that my longest imagines are always smut because I can’t do smut without a plot I hate myself.

Mentions: Patrik Laine

Warnings: Smutty, smut

Smut: Yes | No

Requested: Yes | No

Up Next: Connor McDavid

Teaser: “Are you seriously fucking sexting Laine right now?”

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we’re okay

A/N: so, this took me FOREVER to write. i have so many rough drafts of this now, i over analyze everything and just wanted this one shot to be perfect. but, it’s finally here and i really hope whoever reads this enjoys it and shares it w people. if you have any requests, feel free to do so.
requested by: @libbie-chan
Warnings: fluff and a bit of cussing, but mostly just cute fluff between you and Peter.
pairings: peter x reader
Summary: Flash tries to taunt you about Peter being MIA and accuses him of being a shitty boyfriend lately due to the stark internship,which leads to a very sweet and innocent conversation between you and Peter.
You knew that this Stark Internship and being Spiderman meant the absolute world to Peter. You knew how hard he worked to get to where he is. You had to admit that you were worried about his safety at times, but he was doing great things for Queens. Of course had to cancel plans here and there, but that doesn’t mean Peter was never there for you. He always made time for his girlfriend. Even after kicking some ass in the city, he would come by your window and you’d end up just talking to each other for hours.  Most girls would be mad that their boyfriends cancelled on a date, unlike you who understood how much this meant to Peter. He had gone through so much, especially losing his uncle 7 months ago. All you could do was support him and know that he’s safe. There was no reason to be upset, but you did have a reason to be extremely proud of your adorable and strong boyfriend.
“How was last night with Peter?” Michelle asked, lifting her head up from her book during passing period as you struggle to open your locker. Being the only one besides Ned who knew about Spiderman, you had to keep the lies going about what Peter really had to do that led to cancelling a date.
“He cancelled. Something came up at the Stark internship meaning he had to be there. But he called me later that night, so it’s fine.” You replied, finally yanking open your locker. You swear you had the shittiest locker in the entire school. Grabbing your Chemistry textbook, you shut your locker and turn to your friend.
“Well at least he cares and is trying.” Michelle shrugged and you both made your way to your next classes.
Michelle was pretty micheaveous at times, because that was well, Michelle. She usually didn’t think much of it though, being lost in her books most of the time.  But the one person who continued to taunt and be irritable about it was Flash. Flash was obviously jealous of Peter for many reasons. He had the girl, the brains, and worked for a freaking billionaire. Flash hated that Peter had it all and it was his pleasure to always find ways to knock him down.
“He just works so hard at this internship, I could never be mad at him for doing great things, this internship is his dream.,” You continued the conversation as you walk into Chemistry. You both were pretty early, the bell just ringing a few seconds ago.
You and Michelle sit down in your seats, Flash before was minding his own business on his phone probably looking at memes or googling ‘how to be better than peter parker’. God, you wish that Flash for once could kept his mouth shut and class would go by smoothly, but it’s Flash for crying out loud - Flash never. shuts. up.
“Let me guess, Penis Parker bailed on another date because of his dumb internship?” Flash butted in from across the room. Again, the he never shuts up. He always has to think his opinion matters, when really it’s never mattered in any situation.
“Peter didn’t bail, you dumb ass, he had to take a raincheck.” You confirmed and narrowed your eyes at Flash, who just scoffed as if you were telling lies. Well, technically you were lying but it was for Peter’s own safety. You hoped and prayed that he’d just give up, but of course he would never.
“Quitting band, skipping decathlon practices - Parker really just doesn’t give a damn about anything or anyone but that internship.” Flash leans over his desk that only a few feet away from yours. You just roll your eyes at him. It’s not like Peter could just quit being Spiderman for a day to spend time with his girlfriend. You weren’t that needy.

“He does care about everyone and everything, he just usually has his hands tied. What do you expect me to be like pissed off at him or something?” You questioned.

Flash raises his eyebrow, “You mean you’re okay with never seeing him? he’s been so distant with everything lately, barely having any time to spend with you. I would have a right to be pissed off if my girlfriend did that to me. I deserve the attention.” It was like this idiot wanted you to get mad. All he ever did was taunt you about Peter and your grades and you were absolutely sick of it.

“Flash, you don’t have a girlfriend.” Michelle spoke coldly while still staring at her book. This is why she was your friend and one of your favorite people besides Peter, of course. You fist bump each other quickly.

“it was just an example! you’re not a good couple if one of you is MIA and distant all the time.” Flash folds his arms in defense.

“Look, I don’t need you to tell me anything about my relationship. Peter works hard and makes me proud. He does in fact have time for me, but it’s not like I need him every second of every day. I’m an independent person who just so happens to have an amazing, loving, and beautiful boyfriend like Peter Parker. Stop tearing him down and stop butting into mine and Michelle’s conversations, and just go back to looking at your fucking memes” you didn’t know you could be so verbal. you were usually a shy person especially with someone as intimidating and rude as flash. Whether he was going to say something back to you, you just turn around to face the front of the class.  

Peter always felt guilty when he to raincheck. He wanted nothing more but to not be a hero for the night and just cuddle his beautiful girlfriend of four weeks. It took him months to be able to call you his. Months of awkward approaches in your American Literature class, stutters, nervous laughs. He finally got the only girl he’s ever felt the sparks with and he hardly ever gets to spend time with her because he’s Spiderman. It already made him feel guilty that he had to bail on you last night due to a bank robbery, he was not going to bail tonight. Next to Aunt May, you were one of the most important individuals in his life and he just wanted to keep you two safe. He made the bold decision that night to put up his suit and just be Peter Parker for the night, and be with his girlfriend.

You already expected Peter to not show up. That sounds super bad, but you knew that he had better things to do than be with his girlfriend. He was Spiderman for crying out loud. Instead of slightly looking good for him, you went with the hoodie and leggings look. Thankfully you still have the sweatshirt Peter let you borrow on your first date. You grabbed your laptop and plopped down onto your bed to watch some YouTube videos. You can’t deny that you wanted peter to be by your side, laughing with you while watching some old vine compilations, which was something you two could do for hours. But whatever he was doing was obviously better than watching lame vines with his girlfriend. It was good to have some alone time. The conversation you had with Flash earlier still replayed in your head and aggravated you. It’s not as if Peter needs to be with you all the time to prove that he’s a good boyfriend. You knew that he was already. He was everything you’ve ever wanted and more.About 20 minutes in, you hear a soft knock on your window. At this point, you already knew who it was. Peter would  often come see you through the fire escape late at night or during the day, no in between. Usually to just talk about how both your days went, sometimes he’d sleep over. Other times he’d come slightly injured after some huge fight he had just gone through, and you’d mildly scold him for not being careful enough but then clean up his wounds. You loved when Peter came to visit. He never came through your lobby because he insisted that 1. It made him look more badass, and 2. Your doorman was very intimidating. Without even trying to wipe the excited grin off your face, you make way to your window. There Peter Parker was, hair slightly messy, a long sleeve shirt, and a goofy grin on his face. He looked adorable. He was always adorable, actually. Never had to attempt it - it was just natural for him to look adorable.

“Peter, you’re here!” You exclaimed while opening the window for him. “And your wound free!” He laughs a little at your reaction and pulls you into a hug after entering your room. You could hug Peter Parker for 20 minutes straight and you’d be totally okay with it. Something about hugging him made you feel very secure and safe, and it had nothing to do with him being a superhero.

“Yup, it’s just me. I didn’t want to ditch you again after last night, I’ve been really crappy lately when it comes to following through with dates.” Peter spoke as he pulled away from the hug to look at your face. He’d never seen anyone look so effortlessly beautiful before, it was insane to think that you were all his. He loved every single detail about you. You made the boy weak in the knees with just a single glance. Shaking your head, you disagree with him.

“Pete, don’t tear yourself down like that. You have a valid reason to rain check when necessary.” He looks down and you grab his hand, lacing your fingers together. Holding hands and hugging were two of your favorite things to do with Peter. They were both innocent, but also meaningful and most of the time spoke for you.

“I know, I know.. I-I just feel bad sometimes. Being with you is a lot more important than Spiderman. I hate cancelling because of him.” He replied in a quiet tone. His face was filled with worry mixed with guilt, but there was a hint of happiness in there. “Don’t be ridiculous, Peter. Spiderman is very important. You don’t have to be here with me.” You shake your head. Sometimes you can be so stubborn, and it made Peter a little upset. You were far more important to him and he wish there was a way he could show you that.

“I’m not going anywhere, Y/N. Not tonight, not ever.” Peter spoke in a soft tone as he looked at you. You raise an eyebrow in slight confusion. Peter read your expression as, ‘what the hell do you even mean, pete?’ and continued to explain. “i… put the suit away for the night. Tonight, I’m just Peter Parker who would kill to spend some time with his favorite person.” you can’t deny that your heart melted when he said you were his favorite person, you swore aunt may has always had that role. But you were also worried. Peter couldn’t just bail on the city for the night, what people need him? Your smile fades into a frown, and Peter immediately notices and freaks out. Sometimes he thinks he says the wrong thing and automatically panics.

“I-if you don’t want me to stay i can go, i j-just w-wanted to, um, hang o-out tonight and just be with you because i-i missed you a lot and..yeah.” he was lost with words and looked down at the floor.
“It’s not that, peter…”you said, bringing his attention back to you. He gave you a confused look.

“Then what is it? Because i am literally having a heart attack thinking that you’re gonna like break up with me or something..” Peter nervously chuckles and looks down at the floor again.

“What, oh my god, no, no, nO Pete, I’m not going to break up with you. I’m just…worried. W-what if something happens tonight? What if there’s a bank robbery and you can’t be there to stop it because of me?” You questioned with worried eyes. He finally looked up at you and touched your warm cheek with his soft hands, causing you to melt inside.

“In case you didn’t know this, Y/N,  before there was Spiderman, there was the police,” You giggled a bit at his response, making him smile. He absolutely adored your laugh even though you thought it was loud and obnoxious. His face grew a little more serious and continued to speak, “Michelle told me that Flash was talking about how much of a crappy boyfriend and I’ve been lately..and I-I just don’t want you to think that he’s right, even though you sweetly defended me.” You frown remembering your little argument with Flash in Chemistry earlier that day. What made that argument worse was the fact that now Peter knows what happened and actually feels extremely guilty about doing what he loves.

“Why would you ever, for even a split second, listen to that dumb ass? You sighed. Peter laughed a little and just shrugged. You both sat on your bed, hands still laced together and hearts beating faster than the speed of light. Peter rubbed your hand with his thumb and finally spoke.

“I’ve always somehow been intimidated by Flash’s words. And the fact that he mentioned our relationship to you made me feel…I dunno, I guess insecure and crappy. I never wanted to make you feel lonely. I do this Spiderman to protect you, May, and Ned. In all honesty, mostly you and May. Sometimes I just… need a break and I h-have to be just.. Peter, I guess.” With his free hand, he brushed back a few strands of hair away from your face. His heart was still beating rapidly, yours as well. You both were still at that phase where one innocent touch or glance could send billions of butterflies in your stomachs.

Then, you say, “Hey, I’m not lonely because in the end, you’re still here. You’re not crappy. You’re sweet, adorable, and dorky. Spiderman or not, you’re always going to be Peter Parker to me. And to be honest, that’s a lot better than spiderman because that’s who you are. That’s the boy I fell for in American Literature months ago, who I could barley even look at in the eyes because he was so damn gorgeous. Don’t let Flash or anyone ever tell you anything like that about us. We are okay, Pete. I promise you.”

You had never been so verbal until you met Peter. You’ve always been shy and let others take control, but now that you have Peter you felt like you could finally be yourself.
Peter finally gave you a real smile with a nod and continued to caress your cheek. He could stare into your beautiful eyes for decades. But he didn’t want to be creepy and just pulled another strand away from your hair, and leans in to give you a warm hug. You could never get tired of hugging him.

Peter spoke up again after a moment of silence, well, stuttered was a more accurate term. “Y-you’re amazing, Y/N..I hope you know that.” You didn’t know that blushing could happen this much until you met Peter. Nervously laughing you replied, “Says you, Peter Parker.”

Pulling away from the hug, you couldn’t help but study his face. You weren’t being creepy by any means, more of you just adoring your beautiful boyfriend. You took the time to admire every single feature he had and sometimes you couldn’t believe this boy was actually human. Every single individual freckle on his nose and cheeks, that you swore you could never get over kissing. Those beautiful dark brown eyes that were so warm and welcoming and warm, you never had a problem getting lost in the. Looking into his eyes, you just felt safe and like everything was going to be okay. You hated that Peter, even for a split second, thought that he was a terrible boyfriend. But you felt like now he was believing it, and was for once not blaming himself for stuff.

“Movie night?” you suggested,trying to bring more light into the room.

“I can never say no to movie night with you.” He said, one hand on your cheek and the other laced with yours again. You smiled and got up to go pick out a movie, when Peter noticed something that you had completely forgot about, his hoodie. He couldn’t be mad at you for having his favorite blue hoodie, you looked so cute in it. He thought you looked extra cute with no makeup, a messy braid, yoga pants, and his favorite hoodie. You looked beautiful.  

Searching through your bookcase full of movies, you finally found one that you’d both want to watch, The Lion King. You set everything up and make your way back to Peter who was smiling at you in amusement.

“What now, bug boy?” You grinned, folding your arms as you sit next to him.
He shrugs and then speaks, “Nothing, Y/N. I just think you look adorable in my hoodie that’s all. Now I know where it is.” Your eyes move down towards your outfit and you quietly gasp forgetting the way you were dressed. You looked like absolute crap.

“I look like crap, Pete.” you groan in embarrassment, covering your face. He sighed and removed your hands from your face and kissed your cheek.

“Don’t say that, Y/N. You know I don’t mind you having my hoodie, it looks a lot better on you. ” Peter assured you. He closed his eyes before he continued, “i-i think you’re beautiful, a-absolutely beautiful.” he let out, blushing. You were a little shocked at his words. He’d never actually called you beautiful out loud before. Sure, plenty of times in his head including the word sexy and hot. But the boy was way too nervous and flustered half the time to actually say the word out loud. God, he thought you were beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Everything about you.
You blush for like the millionth time since he got there, and leaned forward to kiss his cheek.

“And I mean it.”

“You’re amazing, Peter Parker. Don’t ever forget that.” You told, a hand going on his shoulder.
Peter chuckled and pulled another strand away from your hair.

“I won’t as long as you say so.” He said, one hand on your cheek and the other laced with yours again. He stares into your beautifully colored eyes, and looks down at your lips then up at you again.
When it came to kissing, it wasn’t something you and Peter were 100% used to yet. Again, you were both kind of shy and didn’t know how to do practically anything besides holding hands and hugging. You enjoyed it when it happened, but it rarely happened.

His heart beating out his chest, Peter gathers up all of his courage and slowly leans forward and presses his lips softly against yours. You felt like you were in another planet kissing him. You felt so weightless and free, as if nothing else mattered. It’s never been very easy for you two to kiss, both being way to nervous most of the time. But when you did, it was complete and utter magic. He was very gentle with you, one hand on your waist to protect you while the other was on your face still. Both of your hands were on his shoulder, and you felt secure. His lips were so soft and warm, and he swore that he could hear your heart beating faster and faster each second. Peter wishes that he’d have the courage to deepen the kiss, you both wanted that - but instead, you both let it be. It was still breathtakingly amazing no matter what.
Due to loss of breath, you both pull away, exploding inside with utter happiness. Peter’s eyes searched yours, which was full of love. Sometimes it was very hard for him to believe someone like you would go for someone like Peter Parker, but you did. You didn’t know someone could ever make you feel so breathless.

“So…Lion King it is?” Peter manages to let out. You completely forgot that you were going to have a movie night.

You nod, still in shortness of breath, get up and start the movie.

You two get comfortable on your bed, him being the big spoon, you being the little. He held you in his arms, your head resting on his chest and hearing his beautiful heartbeat. Throughout the movie, Peter would occasionally kiss your forehead, driving you crazy inside. Everything was perfect. You eventually fell asleep during the movie, and all Peter could do was smile and kiss your rosy cheeks. He was happy he decided to not be Spiderman for the night.
A/N: Hollyyyyy crap, i really hope you enjoyed this. Please reblog and continue to request, theses are super fun to write even though they can be a pain in the ass. i worked hard for the past 2-3 days and would love to hear that people enjoyed this. working on a lot and hope to post soon, thank again :)

So, I thought I’d put together a post on Oswald’s and Edward’s relationship status before his P.I. run. Their friendship only really came into fruition in 2006 with Detective Comics #824, and was solidified by 2008 with the Gotham Underground series. You can read both of those here. At the time of those comics being published, I don’t actually recall many people being aware of them. Due to the popularity of Batman Begins and later Dark Knight, the only villains people seemed to know were Jonathan Crane and Joker, and the slash fandom would generally place any and all characters with those two (Riddler was among those shipped with Crane and Joker, and that was basically how Scriddler came to be. I remember when it was only Cillian Murphy Scarecrow with Riddler since barely anyone read the comics.)

Anyway, they didn’t have a positive relationship prior to Eddie’s P.I. arc, which is why you’ll see people referring to them as enemies. There’s even writers of the Batman comics who either aren’t aware they were ever friends or forget they were.

One comic arc that really sticks out in my mind is Detective Comics: Dead Reckoning, because Edward collaborates with Penguin, Joker, Scarecrow, Killer Moth, and Mad Hatter on a project and upon seeing one of his fellow rogues be assaulted, he goes to inform Penguin of the impending danger.

It’s pretty obvious there’s no love lost between them, but Eddie still went out of his way to let Oswald know he was in danger. And when Oswald was attacked, Edward expressed some discontent, even though his own well-being was his primary concern.

So, okay, they weren’t friends, but they weren’t exactly enemies in this particular comic either.

That isn’t the only time they worked together, either:

Then, of course, there are times they’re straight up antagonistic towards each other:

This one definitely warrants mentioning as it’s a comic in which Oswald essentially says ‘why didn’t you let Ed to be tortured and die’ to Joker, while Eddie is in the next room. Nice, Oswald. By villain standards this was a pretty reasonable thing to say since Eddie being attacked by Hush was a consequence of his own actions, but still.

However, I think when people call them enemies, they’re thinking of their dynamic in the animated series spinoff, Batman Adventures:

They also had a scene reminiscent of their pre-P.I. run dynamic in the middle of their friendship courtesy of a misinformed writer. I don’t think I added this comic to the masterlist since at this point, it was 2009 and their friendship was well-established, so their interaction in this comic came off as jarring.

And I loathe to acknowledge Tony Daniel’s comics since he turned Riddler and other characters into absolute jokes, to the point that people dedicated whole blogs to picking apart his awful character designs and writing, but this is supposedly the note their friendship ended on:

Still, it stands that Edward and Oswald’s most significant interaction took place during his P.I. run, and they were good friends at that time and had fantastic writers who weren’t panned by the entire comic reading community.

As of n52, which is an entirely different universe to the one I was just discussing, their relationship has returned to something amicable:

Which hopefully they’ll maintain, since I adored their friendship in the Detective Comics and Gotham Underground. It’d be great if their dynamic in the comics was influenced by the tv show, though I’m not sure how likely that will be.

And there you have it! They’ve been enemies, frenimies, amicable, and good friends. They’ve had a very complex, interesting relationship in the comics and I look forward to seeing it continued!

"Dark Side" Headcanons.

-They’re thought forms (See previous story about Hyde Glitches), so the bigger the following in the fanbase, the stronger they are. And they’re (almost) all aware of each other.

-The Youtubers, or their Personas, anyway, are generally unaware of their dark sides. The exceptions are Mark and Jack (bc their counterparts have appeared intentionally in videos).

-For the longest time, Dark was the strongest of them. And then Mark turned him into a joke. He lost power quickly.

-No one was expecting Anti’s rise. Not even Jack, who had his concerns but didn’t panic until shortly before Halloween.

-When Anti rose, Dark was bitter and jealous. Anti’s a snarky, arrogant shit, so he fed this bitterness. Now Dark’s biggest wish is to kill Anti.

-Problem being, this would kill Jack as well, with how strong Anti is. Because Jack is Sean’s online existence, and Anti is now canonically part of this existence.

-Mad!Cry, Pewdiepie.EXE, MadPat, Natemare, etc. are all weak, and were henchmen to Dark because they were afraid of him and greedy for a cut of his popularity and power. When Anti rose, they offered their surfaces to him, but he’s not much of a leader, just a destructive force. Now they just cause minor havoc whenever they can.

And also…

-Corroded Crank just came into existence. And he’s not evil, he’s just broken. He’s also Dark’s prisoner. He’s only dangerous when his programming malfunctions, then he’s deadly strong.

If you want stories based on these ideas, my asks are always open and I’m happy to write suggestions!

BTS Reaction -You work out too hard because they forgot something important

~ @kaylacocobear : Now that I’m done screaming with excitement. Can I request it’s a little specific… BTS reaction to seeing you working out too hard because you’re upset with them for forgetting something important to you.~ 

wow this is like the longest reaction I’ve ever done….


“Y/n, please stay in tomorrow, you’ve left me every morning this week.”

You were pretty angry at Jin all week but instead of confronting him about it you decided to take a 2-mile run every morning at dawn, leaving him to an empty bed when he woke up. You two were about to go to sleep when he brought this issue up. You mentioned him forgetting about your 6 month anniversary and that’s why you went running every morning was to relieve your anger.

“Oh honey, I’m so sorry I forgot. I’ll take you to dinner this weekend and we’ll go to a romantic restaurant.”

Originally posted by blackandwhitebangtan


Suga noticed you going to the gym more often especially when he asked to hang out. When you told him you were busy again he decided to tag along using the excuse of needing to be prepared for their comeback. You knew that was a lie when he hopped on the treadmill next to yours.

“Shouldn’t you be exercising your strength instead for your comeback?”

He ignored your question and turned on his machine anyway, setting it at a slow pace.

“I was trying to figure out what was so interesting here that you’d rather exercise than hang out with me.”

You were used to his bluntness and figured giving him a straight answer was the best.

“I’ve been avoiding you because you pissed me off last week.”

He looked at you confused “What did I do?”

You knew your reason was kind of ridiculous but told him anyways. “You forgot who my favorite girl group is when Taehyung asked you. I’ve only told you a million times by now!”

Suga laughed. “Oh, that was it. Well tell me again and I promise to remember!”

Originally posted by jimiyoong


J-Hope was coming to your shared home after practice late at night when he saw you walk out the door with running shoes on. 

“Where are you going this late at night?”

You really hoped to have left before he got home but luck wasn’t in your favor. “Like you care.”

“What do you mean? Of course I care, it’s not safe for you to run at 2 a.m, Y/n.”

“You’re right, I should have just left at 7 but I was expecting to be on a date with you.”

J-Hope finally realized, you two were supposed to have a date that night.

“Oh my gosh, Y/n. I’m so sorry, I lost track of time. Can I make it up to you tomorrow night?”

Originally posted by omojinyounghobi

Rap Monster: 

You had been spending most of your time at the gym lately instead of with your boyfriend because you were mad at him. He was confused as to why you’d rather run for hours than spend time with him.

“Y/n, why are you going to the gym so much? It’s not like you. Did I upset you?”

When you wouldn’t tell him why he started making a million guesses of why, none of them being right.

“Is it because I broke your sunglasses last week?”

“You what?”

“Nevermind. I can’t figure out why you’re mad at me.”

“I don’t know Mr.IQ 148, how about my birthday!”

“Oh my god….I’m so sorry. How can I make it up to you?”

“You can start by buying me a new pair of sunglasses.”

Originally posted by officialmonstaxmemes


Jimin noticed you put in more hours at the studio than normal lately. You were gone day and night and he was getting concerned about your health, he realized how you felt when he overworked himself with choreography. 

“Y/n you should take tonight off from practice. You need to rest or else you’ll get hurt.”

“I’m already hurt.”

“What do you mean? Are you okay? Who hurt you?”

“You did!”


“You forgot to go to my showcase! It was two weeks ago! It meant a lot to me.”

“Oh, baby I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to miss it. I promise to go to the next one and buy you dinner after.” 

Originally posted by remade-jimintensify


You hadn’t talked to Taehyung all day and instead went for a very long run to avoid him. When you came back he noticed that you looked upset and asked if you overworked yourself while running.

“No, Tae I’m fine. Just leave me alone.”

It was rare that you two ever acted cold to one another so Taehyung was taken aback by your response. “Did I do something to upset you.”

“Yes you did!”

“What did I do, baby?”

“You forgot to take the fish out of the bathtub yesterday so when I drained it this morning I saw Gilligan swim down the drain!”

“I’m sorry? We can buy another goldfish, y/n.”

Originally posted by jimiyoong


You knew exercising to avoid Jungkook was a bad idea, he would be at the gym anyway. He convinced you to spot him while he lifted weights but you were very distracted and almost let the bar fall on top of him.

“Y/n, did you forget you were spotting me?!”

“Oh, like how you forgot my cat’s birthday last week?”

Jungkook knew your cat meant a lot to you, but this was ridiculous.

“I almost died because of your cat’s birthday?!”

Originally posted by ken-z-the-aesthetic-queen

The thing with Joseph and Robert kills me my guys. Because Robert was probably real serious about his relationship with Joseph, heck, maybe that’s why his wife left, because she learnt about it? Or if it was after that, he had just lost wife and child and found someone to love ect so it hurts even more.

Anyway Rob probably thought Joseph loved him back, and that he would leave  his wife to be with him. But Joseph was a dickhead, he played with him and threw him away. Like the pic in the boat shows Robert wearing Joseph’s sweater, and I can bet my money, that despite everything Joseph says, it wasn’t just a one time thing. That’s why Robert gets mad when the MC gets on the third date with Joseph (part becuse he may  already have feelings for the MC)Robert KNOWS the MC is gonna be toyed with just like he was. That’s also probably why he bonded with Mary after. Because I’m sure Rob wasn’t the first peson Joseph toyed with  like this. 

Man I got so many many thoughts on that. I feel terrible for Mary, terrible for Robert, and Joseph can go fuck himself. 

Have you ever just stopped and thought about how powerful and strong-willed Nico di Angelo actually is?

-He went into Tartarus ALONE OF HIS OWN FREE WILL and came back. Even Percy- who Nico called the most powerful demigod he’s ever met- acknowledged it, and he would’ve literally gone insane if it wasn’t for Annabeth.

-He was so depressed that even the goddess of misery had nothing worse to give him. GODDESS of misery.

-He was almost killed shadow travelling. HADES warned him he could die and he still went on for Camp Halfblood, which never accepted him.( Atleast, that’s what he thought anyway)

-He survived a jar full of poisonous air with just a pomegranate seed per day in coma. And if that’s invalid, he lasted a lot more time than he was supposed to.

-Nico’s agony in Cupid’s palace: Grass around him dying, stones cracking and waves of darkness rolling off him so strong that when they hit Jason, he almost lost consciousness. JUST WAVES.

-He’s scared of Love more than he is of Tartarus. Him coming out of his shell and being able to tell everyone(or at least some people) about his feelings-something that wouldn’t have been accepted AT ALL during his time…

-When Nico got mad at him, Jason wanted to draw his sword just in case and he thought Nico might be MORE THAN HE COULD HANDLE even though he’d met plenty of scary demigods before.

-This may or may not seem to be a very solid argument, but strong willed because when he met Percy at Camp Jupiter, he STILL LOVED HIM, and Percy probably looked so lost and forlorn, wouldn’t you have blurted out even 1 tiny thing that could’ve made him feel a little less helpless?

-How many 12 year olds can achieve the title GHOST KING? Even if they WERE Hades’ kids.

-He radiates death, KRONOS’ ARMY fell back from him.

-He matured so much after ‘The Last Olympian’ no one needs me to explain this point further.