Guys be like I usually get sugar babies.
Then swipe in your own age group bitch lmao.
You know you’re a little above the “he’s so hot, I’ll date/fuck him for the possibility of love” age. You really think girls in their 20s are falling for your 38 year old ass? You’re not here to date seriously so why should the women be? Not about to play with you. Meanwhile they probably have their age range set from 18-25.
keith having a surprisingly extensive knowledge of lances likes/dislikes, birth marks, allergies, etc. and just being oblivious that the team finds it endearing and lance is flustered af by it (my socially inept baby doesn't realize he's been taking mental note of everything he learns abt his crush!!!!!!!)