he's like pls oh no don't pls

when there’s a girl who finally likes you and you think she’s going to confess to you but you like another girl so before she gets the chance to tell you she likes you, you start telling her how there’s another girl who you like but then an older city boy appears and you assume it’s her boyfriend and that you completely misunderstood the situation

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Jackson left a comment on Luhan’s workout video lol!!!..it seems that he is as thirsty as I am..(the bottom one is the direct translation that doesn’t make any sense lmao)

Edit: I think Jackson said that “Ge, you’re giving people a nose bleed.” lol he’s so cute and he would never hesitate to give ANYBODY compliments ❤

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Ciel:</b> I would like to make a complaint.<p/><b>Lucifer:</b> Oh I'm sorry to hear that, I'm listening.<p/><b>Ciel:</b> It's about the demon I summoned<p/><b>Lucifer:</b> .....<p/><b>Ciel:</b> His name is now Sebastian, he has black boots with ridiculous heels and the contract seal is on his hand.<p/><b>Lucifer:</b> ......<p/><b>Ciel:</b> Are you still there?<p/><b>Lucifer:</b> Please don't send him back..<p/><b>Ciel:</b> He is absolutely useless, always talks back and makes arrogant remarks on humanity.<p/><b>Lucifer:</b> Pls no, I'm willing to pay, just say the price ...<p/><b>Ciel:</b> He is hiding cats in his room!<p/><b>Lucifer:</b> Pls....it took us 132 years to get him out of here, we are not ready to see him again....<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

How the JH shippers see Danny Masterson every time he validates our feelings, more than 10 years after the JH break-up…

Captain of the Zenmasters Ship, the ship of dreams, Daniel Peter Masterson aka Captain #woah #hydenadjackie 

watching soccer
  • normal people: great pass
  • me: woooowwww these eyes are incredible did you really see him like no no this is just fucking awesome i'm proud
  • normal people: they really have to win today
  • me: if we don't win today we could also leave this league and this country and this world we would never win any match again so pls do it boys pls do it for the existence of our club
  • normal people: it would be sad if he leave
  • me: you really want me to handle this kind of pain?!?!? i am not able to and so you better just stay at the place you are and don't break thousands of hearts, i'm not ready for a disaster like this
  • normal people: oh the match will begin in 10 minutes
  • me: what do you mean i have only 8 hours left?!?!? how am i supposed to prepare myself for this catastrophe in only 8 hours do you want to kidding me in need more time it's not as easy as it looks like to get emotional ready
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Tron

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Cisco Ramon and Ray Palmer being absolute nerds (.❂‿❂.)

To those who kept arguing about what Hisoka's sexual orientation is

I’m 100% sure that he’s powersexual it’s canon

anonymous asked:

Shallura gym AU where Shiro's a personal trainer at the Altea company's corporate gym. He'd seen Allura around the campus and has a bit of a crush on her, and one day sees her in the gym itself. As he's about to go over and ask if she needs any help getting situated, he sees her deadlifting 250 pounds and immediately bluescreens, bc this lady is even more amazing than he thought. Cue Shiro spending weeks trying to work up the nerve to ask her out.

HOOHOHOOOO OHHHMY OH MY GOD

SENDING THIS TO THE WIND. FANFIC WRITERS, DO THE THING PLS. PLS. I LOVE THIS OH OMY OH MY GOD.

Tell me why y’all like Shallura

OKAY BUT has anyone noticed THIS?

The faces.
Shinyas pose.
SHINYAS FACE.
Shinyas hands.
EVERY freakin’ DETAIL HERE.

Can we all take a moment and pray for sister Guren?

@sensendameda (Shinya = you here 301%)
@gureshinforlife (you should totally ask for permission to use this as your icon, lol.)
@xatanic (things like THAT are why you’re my fav artist ever ♡)

[Ps: sorry for making a new post. I wanted to put the screenshot in my reblog but either I’m stupid or the tumblr app won’t let me use images/pics in reblogs 😞😶 Sorry :/♡]

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→ what?
← nothing… just noticed you don’t smile too much.
→ my once promising career in bioengineering is over. my boss is in a wheelchair for life. the explosion that put you in a coma also killed my fiancé. so this blank expression kind of feels like the way to go.

bts playing cards against humanity pt. 1
  • Taehyung: oh my god, I am, like, the bestest at this game !!
  • Jungkook: is bestest a word-
  • Taehyung: yes
  • Namjoon: no it's not
  • Taehyung: I follow my heart, and my heart says yes!
  • Yoongi: can we start please. I am using my precious time for this bullshit and I don't have a lot of precious time.
  • Jungkook: let me pick the black card first! /grabs a black card and reads it out loud/
  • Jungkook: "a romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without" blank!
  • Jungkook: 10 seconds to pick! /starts counting down, pulling all the cards in as he reads them out loud/
  • Hoseok: mine is the best, just sayin
  • Jungkook: a romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without your face
  • Taehyung: bet you everything Jin hyung put that down
  • Seokjin: why would you think that-
  • Taehyung: just because it's you
  • Jungkook: a romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without a vibrating cock ri-
  • Seokjin: oKAY THIS IS REALLY RAUNCHY JKOOK IS STILL UNDERAGED-
  • Jungkook: yeah but I'm 17
  • Taehyung: and raging with hormones-
  • Jungkook: I-
  • Yoongi: continue or I'm going to do something productive. like sleep.
  • Jungkook: a romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without chicken-cock-pie
  • Jimin: oh I like that one because if you think reasonably you need food for a candlelit dinner
  • Jungkook: I'm not picking that one-
  • Jimin: it's not mine, I swear !!1
  • Jungkook: a romantic, candlelit dinner is incomplete without Asian cock
  • Jungkook: you guys are ew. and that one's too literal. I can pass as white if I bring my date Starbucks
  • Seokjin: that wAS RACIST YOU LITTLE-
  • /everyone gasps/
  • Seokjin: LITTLE NINCOMPOOP.
  • Taehyung: pls
  • Jungkook: a romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without the gays.
  • Namjoon: actually, considering it's you, it does have a bit of truth in it
  • Hoseok: I think that one is reeaally good. pick it
  • Jungkook: wait, there's one more
  • Jungkook: okay, um, let's see
  • Jungkook: a romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without double penetration
  • Seokjin: what's that
  • Jungkook: I pick the last one
  • Taehyung: mine! that one's mine. do you see how good I am at this game! read the character, not the card !!1! /smiles innocently/
  • Hoseok: wait why did you pick double penetration-
  • /looks at Jungkook/
  • Taehyung: oh
  • Jungkook: o h
  • Jimin: am I missing something here or
  • Taehyung: because he likes it—and stop breathing down my neck jim
  • Jimin: /squints eyes/
  • Jungkook: excuse me that I do not like it this is how rumours start guys
  • Yoongi: can we pls get the game going. you will if you don't want your naked bodies hung outside the White House.
  • •••
  • pt. 1 tbc

it’s dumb and kinda ugly but
pls imagine your genos dancing and singing and getting caught by sai and of course sai thinks its just so cute!!! he grabs him from behind and loves all up on him❤️

- submitted by @prince-sly-blue

AAAAAAAHHH