If anyone knows tumblr user wornshirt’s tea he like made some scary posts and I think he’s planning on taking his life but I’m not positive! I’ve already messaged him several times over the past 5 minutes and haven’t gotten a response. Anyway if anyone knows how to contact him outside of this app please do asap and make sure he’s okay!!
If you live with the Riddler, you will never able to complete the crossword puzzle in the newspaper. He will, without fail, get to it and complete it every time. If he really likes you though, he'll save you the sudoku.
Tumblr user ifthinker you understand me. I’m so bad at crosswords it’s unreal but I love me a good sudoku…… the perfect arrangement…
The repeated use and repetition of the “We have to kill
him/her/them….We have to KILL him/her/them.
*Dippy Fresh voice* Hey Disney, eat a weiner! Hey Disney,
eat a d-d-DICK!
Play Megalovania while I yodel.
His tag is Tag
(about Robbie) Yeah, I guess you could say he got a RUNNING
I’M GONNA REACT LIKE A TUMBLR USER!
*computer voice* Anomaly in progress, hang onto your hats.
Get in there Racoon Wife! I married ya’ to spite my mother!
(Stream Dissapears on me for a minute, and I come back to
this: Now, don’t look for his porn Dipper.
Maybe he’s just taking a really long shit!
Wait! I can swear for real!…SON OF A GUN!
Chat: Ungnomed Grifter at Large
*computer voice* 13 minutes until Hot Pockets….Oop, there
Blubbs: We were in the closet!
*computer voice* Portal to snackland open…5 ½ minutes, and
there will be cake. 1 minute until sexy time. Playing Darude’s Sandstorm. I
think the timer’s broken. Friendship shattered…Shit successfully fucked up…meme
I can’t believe the totem pole is fucking dead.
This is Sandra Mermando.
The repeated use of ant/boot related jokes
I heard BDSM dungeon, and that’s the only important part.
Moshi Moshi, old man desu.
I hope everyone likes the sweaters. I made them from the
hair of my pig!
Together, we’re gonna kill that Bill! (Ha ha, that’s a movie
I’ll never join you, no matter how much you kinkshame me!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mutants!
Not the kazoo, you can’t!
Kazoo players are dirty, and they cheat!
Ok, if we die from the impact-…
MY SUGAR PRINCE!
It’s a friendship circle, and it’s magic.
Hey Stan, youre the last symbol, dipshit (The best part of
that , is that line was Soos)
Chat: Spongebob Pines
What happens when lil Gideon cries? (No one gives a shit!)
That was so soon it hasn’t even happened!
*PopelickVA disappears from the stream* I can’t believe
Grunkle Ford is fucking dead.
Bipper and Dill
*Rugrats theme on the kazoo*
Yes, cooldude618 is mine!
Sexy NPR Bill
Don’t you nerds know that Homestuck is over?
Ford, I’m freakin’ out! What’s a Homestuck?!
We are definitely stuck Stanley, but it’s not home (But it can be Ford! We can make
it a home! You and me together!) Nope, there’s only one solution Stanley…I
have to die.
But ultimately we decided to
kill me, because I’m more useless.
HOMESTUCK IS GARBAGE!
Guess I was good for somethin’
after all, I killed Homestuck.
I’m still aliiive.
Was her name actually
Oink oink, I’m a pig. Wait, I
There’s a lot of noodles
I’m so hip, I’m Hilary
Here’s the plan, it’s boats!
(Boats?) Boats! What’s that on the roof? (Is it a boat?)
Hug, don’t punch: the moral
of the series.
*tearfully* You can go eat a
dick, Grunkle Stan!
Ready for this fuckery to
Welp, I’ve moved in, time to
throw a stag party!
I know we’ll meet again, very
briefly at the end of the credits.
Every single instance they
made use of the kazoo.
I think that was pretty much
everything, but man, that was the best stream ever! Here’s hoping to more Real
Report tumblr user thedarkmelodist
And a shit more. I know him in person and he seriously needs to knock it off. I’m going to confront him about his behaviour. Please do your part and report him for his wrong doing and his shitty words and his hate.
He works tirelessly for your business, day in and day out. He only cares about the productivity of Tumblr users like you. All he wants to do is help. And yet, since his very inception, he has been bullied, mocked, shunned, ridiculed and adblocked by heartless users everywhere. Being a soul trapped in a copy machine was bad enough, but now that he finally makes his debut to the entire world, he is met only with hatred?
You can stop this madness.
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