he's just too classy

  • Henry: And so I said "Tax evasion? More like tax inflation!" Phwahahahahahaha
  • Pompous rich girls: Phwahahahahahahaha
  • Neptune: Look at that guy. I could never be that cool.
  • Sun: Neptune you're already cooler than that guy. And you're not even that cool.
  • Neptune: But come on, look at the confidence that guy has when telling terrible jokes! Nobody laughs at my terrible jokes.
  • Sun: You're jokes aren't... well, yeah, but-
  • Neptune: And his name! Come one, that guy's got a candy bar named after him!
  • Sun: There are a lot of sex jokes you can make about 'Oh Henry'. I mean, just saying the name out loud makes me feel gayer than usual.
  • Neptune: He could make jokes about girls putting it in their mouths.
  • Sun: Something about nuts, too. He could make a nuts joke.
  • Neptune: This guy is just way too classy for us.
Destined To Be Chapter 4: |Keep calm and keep going| (Sam Drake x Reader)

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9

Okay. I have to admit. This took a while. Usually I’m really quick with writing stuff like this, but I was in doubt of writing this piece or just go right away to the part that they all escaped the estate.
Instead I chose for the escape part. I hope you guys like it! I just wanted to give some attention to the relationship build between OC x Sam.

Last, but not least; thank you so much for all the likes and comments! I appreciate it! 

Now enjoy!

BTW: Scusi, my italian is rusty.

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The bar is so low, I am telling you

“A guy who minds the boundaries and agency of female characters he’s interested in”

You give me that character, and I’m fucking sold

but yet, SO MANY FUCKING CHARACTERS TRIP OVER THIS BAR