he's just such a funny guy

anonymous asked:

Hey hey~ I love your blog so much! Can I request Yoosung, Saeyoung, and Saeran reacting to another member locking them in a closet with MC because they just want them to get together already? You can make it as romantic as you want(ie: maybe some heated smooching;););)) Seriously, you guys are so sweet and funny. Your blog makes my day😭❤👏

Haha, no one’s ever called us funny before. Thank you! Hope you enjoy these~



Yoosung:

  • Saeran had been watching Yoosung mope around at the RFA party
  • The blond had been saying he was going to confess to you for awhile
  • But he had literally talked to you three times and said nothing
  • Saeran was sick of it
  • “Hey Chipmunk, are you going to grow a backbone or what?”
  • “No, no! I’ll do it tonight. I know I will!”
  • Saeran knew better, but he decided to help the boy a bit
  • So he told Yoosung to go get his coat from the coat closet…and he told you the same a few moments later
  • He sneaked behind the both of you when  you arrived and pushed you inside and locked the door
  • You start trying to find a way out, but Yoosung is getting flustered because he knows what Saeran did
  • You give up and lean your back against the wall
  • Yoosung is suddenly very aware of how close you are and he can already feel his face growing hot
  • You ask him if he’s okay, and he says he’s fine, but he’s super jittery
  • It’s very hard to keep your distance in a small space, so he ends up backing away from you and slamming his head into the hanging rack
  • He winces in pain and you instinctively bring your hand to the offending area
  • “Oh, no! Are you okay?”
  • He doesn’t respond, too distracted that you are only inches from your face
  • Gathering all the courage he can, he leans forward and pecks your lips
  • It’s like a shock of electricity jolts through you
  • He’s a blushing  mess even though it was only a few seconds of contact….but you could fix that
  • Cupping his face, you bring him down for another kiss, this one longer and more passionate
  • Just before things could get really heated, Saeran opened the door to check on you guys
  • He just throws his hands in the air, “Finally!”
  • You and Yoosung exchange sheepish glances before returning to the party hand in hand

Saeyoung:

  • The RFA was celebrating another milestone for Jaehee’s cafe, so they gathered there after closing to spend some quality time with her
  • Zen catches you and Saeyoung in a quiet moment
  • You had separated from the group to catch your breath, and Saeyoung had joined you
  • Zen watched as you two just talked quietly, and he saw Saeyoung look at you with that quiet admiration
  • He could tell you two liked each other, but neither one of you had bothered making a move so far….but maybe he could give you a little push
  • He asks if you two could find a supposedly secret surprise for Jaehee out of one of the small storage closet
  • You two go inside to search for it, and Zen quietly closes the door behind you and locks it
  • By the time you both realize it was a lie, you find the door locked and you two trapped in the cramped space
  • Saeyoung thinks it would be funny to tease you, so he tries to get really close to your face
  • You back up against the wall, and he casually leans his hand on the wall behind you thinking he has you super flustered
  • “We’re in a tiny space…alone…in dim lighting. What should we do?”
  • You decide to play along a bit and look up so your noses bump together
  • Your hand had gone to his chest to push him back, but then you noticed something
  • “Saeyoung, why’s your heart beating so fast?”
  • Suddenly he’s the flustered one, and his eyes can’t stop flitting down your lips
  • You’re also very aware of his warm breath fanning across your lips as he drew even closer
  • His breath hitches when your lips graze against each other, then before you know it, he captures your mouth with his and takes control
  • You were dazed when Saeyoung abruptly pulls away some time later
  • His hair is a mess and there’s still a little bit of your lipstick smudged on the edge of his mouth
  • But he just shoots you a smile, “Are you hungry? We should get some food.”
  • He crouches down and picks the lock so the door swings open
  • “Why didn’t you think about that before!”
  • “Sorry, it’s hard to think when I’m in a small space with you,” he mutters before rushing away, his face red
  • You blink a few times before going after him, “Are we not going to talk about what just happened? Saeyoung!”
  • Poor guy just needed some time to process things

Saeran:

  • Saeyoung was in physical pain watching Saeran pine after you
  • He could see he was head over heels for you, but he would never confess because of the guilt he harbored from his past
  • More than that, Saeran had been distancing himself from you
  • But Saeyoung had faith in his own efforts…and also the strong power of small spaces
  • He just grabs you and Saeran by your arms, drags you to the closet, and pushes you in
  • Neither of you say anything while this is happening because you’ve gotten accustomed to his shenanigans
  • Saeran waves his hand dismissively before trying to pick the lock…only to realize someone stole his tool from his pocket
  • When he turned to try to find another thing he could use, he found the closet completely empty except for the two of you
  • Saeyoung had planned well
  • Saeran started banging on the door, demanding to be let out
  • But you stop him, “Actually, I’ve been meaning to talk to you anyway.”
  • He’s already nervous being so close to you, but he calms down and agrees to listen
  • “I know you’ve been avoiding me,” you say. “I’m sorry if I’ve made you feel uncomfortable somehow, and if you need space it’s fine. Or…is it because there’s something wrong with me? Either way, I’ll back off if you want, I just want to–”
  • At this point, he grabs your face and kisses you full on the mouth
  • It takes you a moment to register when he pulls away
  • His words are jumbled and mixed as he stammers out a confession, and it doesn’t help that you’re kissing him at nearly every sentence
  • But somehow you understand and you can’t even express your happiness
  • After awhile, the fire dies down
  • He tangles his fingers with yours and your foreheads are pressed together
  • You exchange a few soft, delicate kisses before Saeyoung comes back to get you
  • The older twin is happy to see you two together, but makes a run for it before Saeran kills him
  • Saeran doesn’t go after him though
  • He turns to you and squeezes your hand gently, “Come on. I’ll take you home.”  

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travelingintheimpalaandthetardis  asked:

I have a question, do you still like supernatural?? Someone said something about Castiel's death and you said you were laughing about it?? You also don't draw spn stuff anymore. Do you still like the show?? P.S. I love you and are art💗💞

Hi! I stopped watching spn back when uhh metatron was the problem? yeah somewhere there i think

Every now and then I go watch the seasons finale with no context whatsoever just for good laugh to see which plot solution was reused lmao because after 12 season (and its about to be 13? what) I can’t take this show seriously anymore, it’s become comedy gold

Is there anyone who is worried about castiel not coming back? Is there literally anyone who after 12 seasons of spin-the-wheel-death-lottery worries about main cast dying and not coming back? For gods sake, the biggest shocker of 12th season was that both brothers are still alive by the end of it

What is more funny: Sam taking out 101 security guys in bulletproof vests with one hand-gun shot to the chest, writers slamming the breaks on dean/cas interaction because destiel got outta control or Satan who after 10 seasons makes a big comeback a suddenly becomes the threat™? Choose your fighter lmao

Call me strider cuz I like this show in the most ironic way possible

Tuesday ➼ Josh Dun

Description: Based on true story. (The names were replaced)

A/N: Not requested, I just really needed to write about it. I’ve been bottling it all up for four years and it’s probably going to eat me alive. You know what’s funny, though? Is that his real name (the guy in the story) is actually Joshua, and he’s half Japanese. (I’m sorry in advance for the many references btw vv)

Y/N=Your Name, L/N=(Your) Last Name, POV=Point Of View


THIRD PERSON

It was a crisp winter day. The day that she decided to go out and face the world. She wrapped herself with a warm sweater and headed out to their garage and took her bike out. She hopped on the seat and began pedaling, beginning her journey.

She aimlessly rode through the streets, having no particular destination. She just wanted to get out of that house. She hated to be there.

She hated how her parents pretend that everything’s alright even though it’s not. She hated how they looked down at her because she’s younger. She hated how they think that she doesn’t understand what’s going on, because she does.

She knows that they aren’t okay. She knows that the only reason they’re still together is because of her, not because they still love each other.

She pulled up on the side of the street, where some benches were placed. She hopped out of the bike seat and rest her bike on the ground. She sat down on the bench and propped her elbow on the bench’s arm rest and rest her head against the palm of her hand.

She took in her surroundings and enjoyed the view. It wasn’t the best, but for her any view is perfect as long as it wasn’t her house.

Her eyes landed on a particular boy. One with bright yellow hair, mocha eyes, and blue-sky hands.

Joshua Dun.

She immediately began shaking and she felt her breathing become heavy and her heartbeat go faster.

She wonders if he still remembers her. A part of her says that it has been three years and that she’s basically unrecognizable because her style wasn’t the same anymore. (What’s funny is that every time that she changes her hairstyle, she always wonders the same thing, will he remember her or not?) But another part of her wanted him to remember her. Because maybe, just maybe, things would go back to the way it used to.

He was talking to another boy, one that she had never seen before.

One thing that she noticed is that Joshua never hanged out with his old friends anymore. She would know. Because his old friends used to be her friends, too.

When she met Joshua, her life felt complete. They instantly clicked. They both have the same likes and dislikes and his personality was really fitting with hers.

He introduced her to his group of friends who, coincidentally, lives at the houses right next to hers.

His group of friends mostly consisted of guys: Brendon, Tyler, and Dallon. The only girl, though, is Tyler’s sister, Madison.

She remembered how she always does her homework really fast just so her mom would let her go outside and played with them. How everyday she would always hangout in their lounge, waiting for Joshua to call her name for them to play.

She was nine when they started to hangout and on her 11th birthday, she invited all of them to her house to celebrate. She also invited a couple of cousins and a couple of “friends” from school (she was certain that they just wanted to come because there were lots of food).

And a couple of days subsequent to the party, it was Tuesday. Joshua told her that he had to move to another house because their old house was being renovated.

He didn’t move that far. Just at the other side of the village, that’s why she wasn’t that bothered. Besides, he promised that he would come by her house and still hang out with her.

He promised.

She snapped out of her trance and immediately jumped up from her seat. She hopped on her bike and sped through the streets to go back to her house.

And when she passed him she swore she saw him glance at her for a second.

‘Maybe I’m just over exaggerating,’ she thought when she got to her room.

‘Maybe it wasn’t as perfect as I thought it was.’

Her mind was filled with maybes and it was driving her insane.

She sighed and sat down on her bed.

She then remembered that particular time when the guys were playing and she and Madison just watched. She remembered looking at her and telling her something which made her cry.

She doesn’t remember what she said exactly but it was definitely not something mean. Maybe it’s just how she said it or how she looked while saying it.

She remembered how everyone got angry at her and Tyler giving her a dirty look even though she told them that she didn’t do anything, because really, she wouldn’t hurt a soul intentionally. Despite all her protests, nobody believed her.

She also remembers the time when she was at Joshua’s house. They were talking about nothing in particular when she saw a girl on her bike eyeing Josh.

Joshua saw the she wasn’t paying attention and followed her gaze.

“Her name is Debby. We used to hang out together,” he told her.

Used to? What happened?” She asked.

“She told me that she liked me, but I don’t like her back,” he replied.

“And then you never hanged out with her?” She asked.

“Yep,” he said.

She remembered how she was such a nervous wreck that day. She was so afraid that he would find out that she liked him and never hang out with her, too.

She also remembered the times when Joshua warned her about people. First, he warned her about Dallon, and told her not to talk to him. She obeyed even though everything he warned her about Dallon was unlikely true.

The next time he warned her about someone, it was Tyler and Brendon. He told her that they betrayed him and to ignore them also.

She also remembered the time when Brendon was talking and he began rambling. So, to snap him out of it, she decided to playfully slap him a couple times.

He cried after she did that and told his mom about it. He told his mom that she slapped him really hard even though she swore that she slapped him softly.

His mom, being the strict parent that she is, told Brendon to never hangout with her again.

And he did just that.

A couple of months later, though. She and Brendon began to hangout again. They decided to call Joshua to play with them but his father told them that he wasn’t home. A couple of minutes after they left, though. They saw Joshua leave the house with his bike.

She also remembered the times when she would try so badly to speak her opinion, but she would never have the chance. Because really, they never really cared about her.

She remembered how every time she would pass by any of them, they would pretend that she was a complete stranger.

Except Dallon, though.

Dallon tried to talk to her again, but she shut her door on him because Joshua told her to ignore him. She really regret doing so.

She sighed once again.

“It wasn’t really as perfect as I thought it was,” she mumbled to herself.

And at that moment, she questioned herself. What was the point?

Maybe there was a reason that Josh never talked to her again. Maybe he found out that she liked him. Or maybe she was the one that pushed him away.

She’ll never know for sure.

All she knows that Joshua never came by her house, and the last thing he ever said to her is that he had something important to tell her, that something is a thing she’ll never know,

Because that Tuesday was the last time they ever talked.


anonymous asked:

Who are your friends on tumblr?

@dylanklebitch Rein @yyyop-6 Mike those are the main two u guys know but my other great frands are @nationwidemanhunt such a sweetie @bbklebold she makes me laugh my ass off and she’s gorgeous @420wrath I love her so much she’s a nerd @bbysatinn SO TALENTED AND KIND :,) @cool-ranch-humans don’t even get me started they’re so fucking funny and nice I love you my man @vodkasmafia A HOE I’m just kidding I love her what a sweetie @ponytaildyl fellow gay man who makes me laugh my ass of our conversations are great I love you @augustlicht a rAT I’m just fuckin u what a gentlememe @flippedsunrise piece of Chet once tried to eat my ass but a cool guy none the less @vodka-the-sunshine-boy TOTAL BABE TOO SWEET FOR ME I LOVE HER @basementtapes such a nice guy and he’s fucking hilarious he deserves the world tbh and he’s gorgeous @harrishate a good meme, so fucking talented and pure a good eggo, @clifford-babygirl my wife such a lovely person, is so pretty, @boyfriendkiller the gayest man who I love so dearly, good twin, a big meme and so handsome @indifferentimagination I LOVE THIS BITCH AHHHH he’s so fucking good @filthkid good meme 11/10 super nice kiddo @my-leftover-crack actual goddess, super hilarious and kind and gorgeous she a saint

  • Zelo: What's that?
  • Daehyun: A waffle, it's like a pancake but square.
  • Zelo: Why's it square?
  • Daehyun: Because was invented by Simon P. Waffle and he like to stack his waffle in boxes, and it's just easier to do that if it’s square.
  • Zelo:
  • Zelo: You're making that up.
  • Daehyun: I'm insulted you would even think that.

This was supposed to be a gif but tumblr is dumb and lowered the quality so I’m keeping it as a video.

Anyways….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SNOOTY YET CHARMING GIRAFFE!!!!

I’ve only known about you since like. Last August during the IDOLiSH7 1st Anniversary Live Stream. I always knew you as that one tall glasses guy who kept messing around with the 1st Album Poster board, yet it was just incredibly ridiculous and adorable.

But you were like. My second seiyuu I knew about. The second one I really like now.

It’s always funny how you don’t like to eat vegetables. I remember how you would only eat carrots if they’re cooked.

I want to try Egu’s Curry sometime. I’m actually surprised he can cook too. 😂😆

But seriously. When will he ever learn to clean his room?????? Can I come over 3000 miles to go help him clean? 😂 I’m pretty good at cleaning.

I love a lot of Egu’s voices in the anime and games he does. Especially. Nagi from IDOLiSH7. He’s so perfect and beautiful and almost like Egu. Just that Nagi is an Otaku like Egu. But Nagi is better at English than Egu. 🤣

Lastly…..

He’s 30 now. Is he going to start saving money? He once said he would buy a Mini Cooper if he learned how to drive. But in all seriousness… HOW IS HE GOING TO FIT IN IT? 😂😂😂😂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRAFFE🎉🎉🎉

TalesFromYourServer: "I want my tip back"

So im serving a large table a couple years ago (30 people or so) and their bill comes out to be about 700 bucks. One guy decides to pay for the entire table.

When the tip function comes up he enters 50% (i watched him). Im just shocked. I show him the reciept and ask him “are you sure you meant to enter that much?” And he says “yes you earned it”.

So that night i take all my friends out and party on my dime. Spend easily 200 bucks.

The next day i show up for work and my manager is talking to the guy who tipped me. “How dare you try to get away with adding 320 dollars to your tip!” (He clearly was going for 5% not 50).

“Umm sir i asked you if that was the right amount” “No you didnt. Im never coming back here” and he left.

Then my manager says “i refunded his money, ill take it off your paycheck”

… that sucked.

By: converthis

anonymous asked:

I'm furious right now because some guy I follow on twitter posted a meme that references a really disgusting tumblr post. He asked one of his buddies: "Did you ever make someone eat their doodoo and then regretted it later?" and that's referencing a tumblr post made by a "daddy" who apparently made his girlfriend eat her own feces, then she left him and he posted about making her eat shit on his account and then it became a meme. Because a man coercing a woman to eat her own shit is sooooo

Continued: fucking funny, right? Yeah the degradation and abuse of women just always makes you laugh. A lot of guys liked that tweet and responded with crying laughing emojis. I just don’t understand how anyone could think that this is funny. I guess degradation and abuse of women is so normalized now, nobody’s even still able to have sympathy and be empathetic…
———————–
That’s so incredibly disgusting on all counts, that disgusting man abusing his girlfriend, these nasty little men making memes and jokes about it… I think the only bright spot is that she left him, I really hope she is in a better place now and not in a relationship that relies on degradation. I can’t even fathom how someone could be that evil to someone they pretend to care about, but I suppose that misogyny and male violence are a bottomless pit.

The thing is, these guys mocking it have at heart the same mindset as that despicable “daddy” dom. They think that a woman’s humiliation is something to be mocked and that it’s funny. In their own way, they are getting off just as much as that abuser. 

And I think that is part of the problem with kink culture, too. I can see leftist men arguing that she got off to it, and it’s somehow just a funny meme about people’s kinks. But I think that the type of man who gets sexual pleasure from doing that to a woman is a fucking monster, just like men who beat women are monsters whether or not she consents. 

I think that you’re right to be furious.

massiveheartpainter  asked:

Do you know any facts about Travis McCoy? Thank you!

Nothing definite bc there’s actually weirdly not a whole lot of info about GCH but here’s a few tidbits:

-Really loves kids. Like a lot. Just look at his Instagram it’s adorable
-Super talented artist, used to be a tattoo artist, now does a lot of work on canvas
-Basically the best friend ever? He keeps in touch with fans he meets and you can tell there’s people he’s known for 10+ years on his instagram
-used to date Katy Perry which is funny in retrospect
-Showed up to a live interview Cobra Starship did to fangirl in the audience
-Got arrested for tagging the Berlin wall
-Also got arrested for hitting a guy with his microphone after the guy called him a racial slur
-He had a struggle with opioid addiction and has (presumably) since overcame it
-He wrote a song called Naked Peekaboo with William Beckett which is… a thing
-Hes very unapologetic about talking about the concision of race, masculinity, sexuality, etc with the music industry and it’s? So awesome. There was an interview (the love line one w/ bill and gabe) where a girl was talking about how she felt left out because she was mixed-race and into emo and Travie was basically like FUCK THAT be you like what you like

tl;dr I love travie he’s my boy

anonymous asked:

Okay so problem here^^ well i like this guy ( haha imagine that😂 ) well he always smiles and makes eye contact with me and sometimes we talk but he is more of a shy guy. But the funny thing is i've known him since we were babies and we have always been flirty with one another for a long time now but I haven't really noticed it till now. But he has just really been on my mind lately. what should i do?🤔

Sounds like he might wanna go out! Go for it!
-Mod C

Ok so one of the best parts of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was when Stan Lee was in space and telling the aliens how before he was a FedEx delivery guy, which was his cameo in Captain America Civil War. This means that all of his cameos are the same person, not just a bunch of random normal people.

Braved D.W. to listen to Niall on the podcast.

– Initially he told the producer he wanted to pull back on ‘Slow Hands’ because he thought it was getting too wild/funky. The song is ‘a sexy one’ with a 70s/80s vibe. Has a big riff/electronic guitar moment. Niall said it basically took on a life’s of its own.

–Album is 50/50 split between uptempo and more stripped/guitar driven.

– Regarding the new label, wanted a fresh start and to see a different side of the industry. He has freedom to work at his pace, but he also has great support/backing in large numbers. Having a lot of fun.

– Anticipates all the guys will tour their solo music and that it will take about a year. No timestamp on 1D reunion. When the call comes, he will be there.

– Niall leaves it open that One Direction could possibly reunite as a trio after Dan wonders “what if one member decides not to return”. Says no one has discussed anything / no specific plans have been made. It’s too soon.

– Regarding Zayn rejoining the group, Niall said “the fans would love it” but reiterates that these conversations are just too premature.

– Group did not want to make Louis’ X Factor performance a media circus given the circumstances. Would have been cringy with pictures/PR. Kept things private. Highly emotional obviously. Said Louis was incredible. *sniff*

– SOTT is “very Harry”. He was listening to it before the podcast. Said Harry was genius on SNL. Very funny. His Jagger imitation was brilliant.

– The guys are still connected/try to stay updated with everyone’s moves and new music. Lives by Louis, has presents all picked out for Liam’s son and will probably see Harry record for James’ show.

– Unbelievable to watch James’ ascent on the Late Late show. Same with Ben. Going to the show feels like home. He gets his haircut there, lol.

– Not on Tinder. Online dating not for him. Usually gets set up / bumps into ppl at bars. Can be quite shy with the “odd butterflies”.

– Promo through May/June/July. Eager to get back to work. Got all the time off he wanted.

– James Blunt is favorite Twitter profile. Thinks Arianna Grande is genius on Snapchat with fans. Golf channel favorite TV. Traffic app is his fave. “oh God I live such an exciting life..golf and traffic.” lol

Just the fact that Joker got all dressed up in the captain’s uniform just to scare the pilot only to have him be completely unimpressed.
At least he always comes to work with a smile.

Sexting (Jimin smut)

Originally posted by minblush


Summary: On a lonely night, you decide to sign up for an anonymous sexting site. Of course you are matched with the notorious fuckboy you’re constantly trying to avoid. Park fucking Jimin.

Themes: Sexting, Fuckboy Jimin, College AU.

Pairing: You x Jimin

Word Count: 4k

This fic contains: Explicit and graphic depictions of smut, sex over the phone, swearing. 


ENTER USERNAME:

Cleopatra123

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

Male/Female

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

I’d rather not say/enter here:

WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN?

Decent conversation/making friends/finding a language buddy/other

PLEASE INDICATE YOUR AGE PREFERANCE:

19-24

CLICK ‘CHAT’ TO BE MATCHED WITH A PARTNER!

YOU HAVE BEEN MATCHED WITH ‘THOR562’.

THOR562: 21 years old- Seoul, South Korea- also interested in ‘other’.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHAT?

Yes/No

YOU ARE NOW IN A CHAT WITH THOR562, ENJOY!


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