he's just so smooth

i can’t stop thinking about how much even’s hand must’ve hurt after he punched isak’s locker. like sure i get that he was all Cool Dude™ in the moment and stuff but i bet my first born child that the second he walked around the corner he started flailing and mouthing every swear he knew bc his hand hurt like hell. i mean isak was having an actual ring match with the locker and it still wouldn’t open, but here comes even all smooth and swift and suave and he just so happens to be able to open the locker with one inconsequential hit? no way buddy. he was definitely ready to drop after his punch. and the worst part is that you know he thinks it was worth it bc he caught isak’s shook expression and he got to know that his crush thinks he’s cool and mysterious and strong

Lance absentmindedly calling Keith ‘babe’ though. they’re not even dating. he just does. 

“hey babe, you wanna go for some training?” 

“hey babe, pass the salt would you?” 

“could you - ah, thanks babe.” 

Keith is so fucking confused and weirdly pleased and the team thinks its the most hilarious thing that’s happened since the lot of them were chosen as defenders of the galaxy (which is still pretty hilarious to them.) 

Lance never even realises he’s doing it. nobody even tells him. he doesn’t know the team is laughing at him. he doesn’t know he’s now the reason why Keith spends all his nights awake staring at the ceiling just thinking an endless stream of ?????

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in which kim taehyung attempts to find a match who appreciates dog pickup lines as much as he does ft. revenge on overgrown fetus part ii

anonymous asked:

Okay so almost every Sunday I look after this lil boy who's autistic and I love him to pieces. Anyways, he goes to my baby sister's school and one day he just randomly walked up to a classmate, gave her a flower and a kiss on the cheek and trotted away shouting DINOSAURS and like I imagine jake to be like that and half the student body at hs is in love w him coz he's just so obliviously smooth and sweet holding doors and carrying books and such such yep yep Lexa is proud af of her son

He’s got the Woods charm that’s for sure (also that’s so cute omg)

Zimbits Ice Dance AU

(see part two for the other characters)

I think I talked about this in the tags once but listen:

As much as a powerful freestylist jack would be (like his jumps would be huge), he would be such a beautiful ice dancer. He’d be like this large Russian coach I had for a while. He’d be so sturdy and probably would have a relatively stiff frame (at first? Maybe being in partnered w bits would change that a little?). But the main attraction would be his edges. His knee bend would be so deep and his edges would just rip beautifully. People would definitely swoon hearing him skate down the ice cause it was all rip, no toe. His turns would be so deep and smooth and he’s just have this quiet but strong graceful presence on the ice

He probably had a really good partner for a while (Kent maybe? Let’s pretend same sex ice dance partners are a thing?) but after his overdose leading up to something big (team USA? Some other big event?), they had to split up and Kent got a new partner since jack was out. So now that jack’s back he’s looking for a partner and I’m sure lots of people came to try out w him but none of them had that good of a connection w him or they were too intimidated.

And then, enter bitty. Bittys probably still a freestylist but maybe he started learning ice dance (at first only for that triple gold medal but he actually likes it more than he thought) but he’s still in the testing process (maybe he’s almost done? Just a few gold dances left?). When he moves north and starts coming to the rink, his coach is trying to pair the two of them up. He tries to say no, that he’s not nearly good enough, that he’s only tested and doesn’t know how to compete it. They compromise and ask jack to at least go through bittys last tests with him (I guess he’s been learning the ladies steps or maybe you’re allowed to switch idk this isn’t real obviously) and they turn out to mesh really well together. Like maybe they just naturally had matching extensions or maybe they’re just both really adaptive. Who really knows?

(there’s more!)

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Better Call Saul (“Pimento”)  //  Breaking Bad (“Buyout”)

Callous whistling & painful realisations

anonymous asked:

Bayverse Crosshairs dating headcanons please?

Of course! :D

Bayverse Crosshairs:

  • He is so insanely overprotective over you, especially if you’re human. He just can’t stand the thought of you getting hurt or harassed, and he’ll do his damnedest to make sure that never happens
  • He gets such a huge ego boost when you compliment him, it shouldn’t even be possible. He loves to practice fighting or shooting in front of you (being mindful that you are safe from harm), because he knows that you’re watching him and he absolutely feeds on the attention
  • He’s such a huge flirt, it could literally drive you mad. Especially when he does it in front of Drift, just to see how much he can piss off the other mech before they get into a fight. You know he does it just so he can show off
  • Somehow, he’s quite the smooth talker, and because of this he’s really good at getting you all hot and bothered. He usually ruins the mood by commenting on that fact
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MARKSON OR NEVER

  • [When AkaKuro met again after years of separation]
  • Akashi: So, how's life?
  • Kuroko: Pretty much, keeping it together? That is, until I saw you again.
  • Akashi: I'm barely hanging, Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko: ...Really?
  • Akashi: Really really.
  • Kuroko: Oh, I see. I'm glad I'm not the only one, then...
  • Akashi:
  • Kuroko:
  • Akashi: Sooo... what do you say we catch up over a cup of tea or something?
  • Kuroko: *mumbles* ...If Akashi-kun insists.
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So what is it about the ballet that you love, Valentina?

So…. if the FFVII Remake is going to be incredibly detailed with it’s character models, does that mean that we are getting a unshaved Vincent when the party meets him in the coffin?

……..

*Uninstalls Photoshop*