he's just so smooth

Lance absentmindedly calling Keith ‘babe’ though. they’re not even dating. he just does. 

“hey babe, you wanna go for some training?” 

“hey babe, pass the salt would you?” 

“could you - ah, thanks babe.” 

Keith is so fucking confused and weirdly pleased and the team thinks its the most hilarious thing that’s happened since the lot of them were chosen as defenders of the galaxy (which is still pretty hilarious to them.) 

Lance never even realises he’s doing it. nobody even tells him. he doesn’t know the team is laughing at him. he doesn’t know he’s now the reason why Keith spends all his nights awake staring at the ceiling just thinking an endless stream of ?????

i can’t stop thinking about how much even’s hand must’ve hurt after he punched isak’s locker. like sure i get that he was all Cool Dude™ in the moment and stuff but i bet my first born child that the second he walked around the corner he started flailing and mouthing every swear he knew bc his hand hurt like hell. i mean isak was having an actual ring match with the locker and it still wouldn’t open, but here comes even all smooth and swift and suave and he just so happens to be able to open the locker with one inconsequential hit? no way buddy. he was definitely ready to drop after his punch. and the worst part is that you know he thinks it was worth it bc he caught isak’s shook expression and he got to know that his crush thinks he’s cool and mysterious and strong

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in which kim taehyung attempts to find a match who appreciates dog pickup lines as much as he does ft. revenge on overgrown fetus part ii

  • [When AkaKuro met again after years of separation]
  • Akashi: So, how's life?
  • Kuroko: Pretty much, keeping it together? That is, until I saw you again.
  • Akashi: I'm barely hanging, Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko: ...Really?
  • Akashi: Really really.
  • Kuroko: Oh, I see. I'm glad I'm not the only one, then...
  • Akashi:
  • Kuroko:
  • Akashi: Sooo... what do you say we catch up over a cup of tea or something?
  • Kuroko: *mumbles* ...If Akashi-kun insists.

anonymous asked:

Haha we're alike! Can I ask you about your personal Remus head canons? :D I'm not sure if you've written about them before! Or even just random things about him that you imagined :) -Anna

Sure can! Here’s just a few of my headcanons about my favorite wolf-boy:

  • Remus is that guy that girls (and guys) flirt with and he just has no clue???? Like he’s so smooth about it, but it’s not because he’s good at flirting, it’s because he genuinely was just being friendly???? Like he can’t imagine people having a crush on him because he (like me) has a huge insecurity complex.
  • Rarely does Remus get flustered, but when he does it’s super adorable. His hair is all messy and his cheeks are slightly flushed. He’ll mumble to himself and walk into walls because he’s so busy thinking about whatever it is that’s agitating him. 
  • He has glasses. He doesn’t wear them all the time but he definitely fits into that idealized ‘attractive nerd’ type of boy. 
  • When he’s stressed he either eats everything in sight or nothing. There is no in between. 
  • HE WEARS BEANIE HATS. 
  • His nose gets red in the cold and he’d never admit this but he likes when his significant other kisses his chilly nose.
  • He’s very in tune with other people’s emotions. He’s the kind of guy that will go out of his way to cheer someone up if he notices they’re having a bad day. 
  • Always carries a book around with him. 
  • HATES missing class as a result of the full moon because he just genuinely loves learning????
  • Feels like he’s weak and dragging his friends down (even though that’s the farthest thing from the truth and James and Sirius will fight him for even insinuating it). 
  • Dry and sarcastic sense of humor. Witty comments under his breath.

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Gabe and Daisy are going to meet up again for the first time since their last great conversation in episode 3!
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MARKSON OR NEVER

anonymous asked:

Okay so almost every Sunday I look after this lil boy who's autistic and I love him to pieces. Anyways, he goes to my baby sister's school and one day he just randomly walked up to a classmate, gave her a flower and a kiss on the cheek and trotted away shouting DINOSAURS and like I imagine jake to be like that and half the student body at hs is in love w him coz he's just so obliviously smooth and sweet holding doors and carrying books and such such yep yep Lexa is proud af of her son

He’s got the Woods charm that’s for sure (also that’s so cute omg)

i will never be over isak’s fucking pill trick from ep 1. was that a go to thing for him or was like just on the spot??? how can he be so smooth with women when hes such a huge loser

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So what is it about the ballet that you love, Valentina?