he's just so cute tho ugh

anonymous asked:

can you tell me about the bts ships? not just otp's, brotps too!

YESSsssSSS I CAN TALK ABOUT BTS SHIPS ALL DAY FAM

but ill only talk about the ones im familiar with:

1. YOONMIN (yoongi/jimin):

ok holy shit where the FUCK do i start with yoonmin. they’ve been my bts otp since day 1 so i have a LOT TO FUCKING SAY LOL 

first off, refer to this post as to why i started shipping them, they have a LOT of cute fucking moments predebut and its been a painfully beautiful journey ever since 2013

before we jump in we need to talk about how YOONGI WROTE A SONG FOR JIMIN BECAUSE HE ADMIRES HOW HARDWORKING JIMIN IS. IF THAT AINT REAL THEN GET TF OUT OF MY FACE LMAo like where dat song @ tho yoongs

ok i need to chill, but theres more:

like jimin being yoongi’s #1 cheerleader at ISAC lmao look at him cheer his name in front of all the fans and other idols with ZERO shame, and then there’s yoongi pretending like he doesnt hear him #typical

^ TYPICAL YOONGI. this ship is very love-hate. mostly false pretense of hate on yoongi’s end and WAAAY TOO MUCH SHAMELESS LOVIN on jimin’s end BUT we all know yoongi’s putting up a front. like there’s actually so many subtle moments where he reveals how much he cares for jimin and they kill me every time, like this one:

but then right back to pretending like he dont give a fuck lmfao:

ALSO THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY YOONMIN MOMENTS, THE “YOU KNOW. I KNOW.” MOMENT (explanation here) :

this whole v app broadcast was a yoonmin fest and it was a blessing. jimin got him a sweater for yoongis birthday and they basically confessed on live broadcast that they’re soulmates. ugh im so sensitive about this moment

in summary:

  • yoonmin are polar opposites and that heart-pulling cold/warm dynamic they have is super shippable, thus the reason why they’re one of the most popular ships in this fandom
  •  yoongi puts on a cold exterior and doesn’t really show his emotions. jimin on the other hand is super openly loving towards others, especially yoongi, and its really fucking cute how yoongi reciprocates sometimes
  • the two really do care about each other a lot though and it’s really heart warming to see. also yoongi had jimin rap on his Tony Montana stage and it was everything

there’s tons more but for the sake of room lets move on

2. TAEKOOK (Taehyung/Jungkook)

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I’ve been wanting to share my opinion on this for so long, but I was waitong for a HQ image to come out. I’ll talk by groups, let’s get going!

●Takeru & Hikari:
•The hell are you guys even supposed to be? They have like skates on their feet?? And Takeru totally MADE Hikari wear that messy hat.
•At least their Digimon look cute and the headset is lovely, Hikari’s has Tailmon’s ear and Takeru’s has Patamon’s ear/wing whatever.
•Takeru is so gay in this one I mean to me he already is my gay son (sorry Takari shippers) but this just confirmed it to me.
•I love how Hikari’d wearing her typical colors and the whistle, well done 👏

●Koushiro & Jou:
•My second favorite group in here!!! They’re the nerds of the gang, I think being sort of DJs really fit them.
•Jou looks SO GOOD oh my God he turned out to be one handsome lad like you goo Joooooo!
•Koushiro’s wearing purple ans Jou’s wearing grey - which made me notice the fact that they’re all wearing their crest’s colors!!! So cute.
•Gomamon wins me over EVERYTIME.

●Sora, Mimi and PEGGY (Meiko):
•The three of them look ADORABLE.
•Mimi’s bow just fits her so well I love how her hair looks in here. I don’t like how stiff Sora’s hair looks ugh.
•Sora as the singer, tho!!!! Never saw that one coming, I’m living!!!! I guess Mimi and Meiko are the chorists?
•Piyomon’s wearing a tiny hat and that just melted my heart I can’t stop crying!!!
•Meiko isn’t blushing for once and I adore her beret!
•Again, I love how their shirts’ color match with their crests’. I’m guessing Meiko’s crest is sort of wine-ish?
•Meicoomon with those two lollipops is adorable I usually don’t like her but she looks cute in here.

●Taichi & Yamato:
•First things’ first, why the heck is Taichi the singer when in canon his voice’s awful 😂 really, Toei? Did you think we’d forget??
•They both look so handsome but specially Yamato like OH MY GOD ISHIDA, CAN YOU NOT.
•Agumon looks drunk, is he okay?
•Is Gabumon singing as well??? Can this get any weirder? 😂
•Yamato!!! And his bass!!! I can’t stop staring!!!!
•The fact that Taichi kept his goggles on even with the costume on?? I approve.
•Again, Taichi’s wearing slight orange and Yamato slight blue. Very nice detail!

I loved this whole idea, very fun to see :)

movie night with doyoung

• hey i just started this tumblr a while ago and finally decided to be brave and post something
• but i’m such a grandma i can’t even change my profile pic on the tumblr app
• and i don’t even have a theme on my tumblr
• and maybe there’s an ugly ass random theme installed here but i got excited to start my first tumblr ever so WHY NOT
• later i’ll make some changes
• and since this is my first post here pls take it easy on me i’m not used to write scenarios ok? ok let’s go

• you were best friends with doyoung for some time and you find him so precious u just loved him
• just as friends tho
• he’d protect you from everything and you loved that
• but you know,,, ppl say when there’s two close friends it’s not possible that one of them never had a crush on the other one,,…
• and little did you know doyoung had a crush on you (!!!!)
• winwin already told u he was into you but you didn’t believe it
• you thought he deserved much better than you
• while he thought you were perfect
• anyways
• you and your friends decided to watch a movie together at johnny’s to celebrate the end of exams week
• it was a thing you used to do frequently bc
• why not
• ten decided y'all should watch suicide squad bc it’s too good
• but you’d already seen it twice
• so did doyoung
• not twice, but four times bc you both were marvel and dc trash
• and you loved to fangirl about it with him
• but you guys went there anyway
• when the movie started everyone was already covered up in popcorn
• specially haechan, that decided to throw some at mark’s hair
• he failed several times
• but also made some stick in his hair
• “ugh~ it’s good tho but i don’t want to watch it again” doyoung said sitting beside u
• “ikr i’m here just for the popcorn”
• doyoung giggles at you and you just DIE bc u just noticed how cute his lil giggle was
• after the movie starts, you slowly get bored while all the other guys were screaming at the tv
• and then slowly you feel doyoung’s head on your shoulder
• you got shOOK bc he smelled sO GOOD
• then you start getting lost in his scent and you didn’t notice you started kinda shaking your leg
• it was a thing you were used to do to get rid of getting nervous
• but you didn’t notice you were doing that
• it was like breathing: you do that all the time but you don’t notice
• he got back and said “i’m so sorry i was kinda tired then i thought i was disturbing you and-”
• “it’s….. okay…. it’s ok” you say trying not to freak out bc he was leANING AGAIN omG
• after a while eating popcorn your hands touched
• very cliché I KNOW
• for some reason you couldn’t move yours
• not even a bit
• so he started drawing patterns on the top of your right hand like circles
• and sometimes some hearts
• you were blushing sO HARD you couldn’t move at all
• and you didn’t understand how but suddenly he started playing with your fingers
• “your hand is so soft”
• you were like WTH SHUT UP
• “can i keep holding it?”
• you nodded so shyly he almost didn’t see it
• you wanted to hug him SO BAD
• or punch him bc what the heck that was so cute you couldn’t handle tHE feELS
• after some time playing around like this the movie was over
• taeyong noticed you fell asleep holding each other’s hand and decided to let you just sleep there
• then he covered you both with a blanket to keep you warm
• and you slept feeling his scent
• feeling his nice warm skin
• feeling his touch
• and maybe you just became the other side that falls in love with their best friend

OK GUYS i hope that was a 5 out of 10 at least i don’t even know how to write,,, but pls give me some support if you think that made you at least a lil soft for doyoung bc HE DESERVES SOME LOVE.

and i’m taking requests.

lub you bYE

boyfriend!Dean

Originally posted by xiuhun

  • hahahah fuk
  • OKAY first of all, lemme set the mood
  • so you first met dean because you auditioned to be the lead in a music video for him
  • the concept was pretty cool, and you’re a convincing enough actor so you get the part right off the bat
  • (you don’t know that dean actually picked you bc he saw your audition video and couldn’t stop thinking about you for the next twenty four hours)
  • so you get to the set, go through hair and makeup and you’re all done up, waiting to be told what to do
  • you haven’t actually met dean yet but you’re not too nervous bc honestly its just a video, you and him probably won’t even be that intimate (lmao)
  • so he walks into the room with the director of the video and almost immediately his cheeks go bright red
  • he’s stuttering as he introduces himself “I’m dean hyuk- I mean kwon dean- i mean… ugh” 
  • he’s just so cute!!! wow!!!
  • you end up giggling at him and he smiles a lil, at least glad you aren’t like disgusted by how shy he is
  • you two exchange pleasantries and the director begins explaining the plot he’s got and what he wants you two to do
  • the video actually requires a LOT of skinship tho… like a lot
  • if dean already wasn’t about to explode of awkwardness he is now
  • you too, are kind of nervous
  • but dean really looks like he sweatin damn
  • so you decide to crack a few cheesy jokes to ease the mood
  • (I’m stealing this corny joke from a site) “why did Beethoven get rid of his  chickens? because they kept saying ‘bach-bach-bach’” 
  • he actually laughs so hard he snorts and suddenly the mood is ruined for the director but its so much lighter between the two of you
  • you keep cracking jokes every time he starts looking worried again, and he’s actually thankful, giggling into your neck for one scene and biting his lip in another
  • the director wants to kill y'all 
  • but the video ends up perfect and dean kinda fell in love at first sight with you
  • he ends up asking you more confidently out to dinner, and you two hit it off
  • early in the relationship, he’s not super into pda
  • like he’ll maybe touch your lower back while you’re walking or kiss your cheek when no one is looking, but later down the road he’s so damn affectionate you almost wanna fight him
  • always singing
  • in the shower
  • while he’s cooking
  • in the car
  • look,,, this kid is so fucking annoying bc his voice is actually good
  • like you’re just innocently enjoying a song on the radio and dean has to pull out some extra ass riffs and high notes and basically out sings every song you put on
  • one time you tried to listen to beyonce in the car and he was about to attempt her high notes in love on top and you just. reached over and grabbed his tongue
  • like just deadass grabbed his tongue
  • he looked at you mortified and you were like “enough
  • but you enjoy his singing when you’re sleeping, especially when he’s singing about how much he loves you
  • wakes you up by singing super loud in the shower every saturday morning
  • *him, singing super loudly and purposefully off key* “I looOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOVe my baby-”
  • *you, half asleep in bed, tempted to finish him off once and for all* SHUT UP
  • he dances like a dad ok
  • y'all go to the club and you’re actually just so embarrassed bc he just… like he just sways his hips with a beer in his hand and attempts some form of a movement with his arms
  • its ok you don’t like him for his dance moves
  • always kissing your neck
  • loves biting you
  • kisses the back of your hand while he’s driving and nips your fingertips
  • when y'all are in bed he’s like biting into your neck and growling bc he literally can’t hold back you make him unravel so easily and haha… dam
  • obsessed with your body and pleasuring you
  • will go down on you for hours bc he just loves it, loves the sight of you when he does
  • always has to be touching you
  • has a hand on your thigh, not even sexually like he just likes touching your thighs cause theyre warm and soft
  • actually takes naps on you a lot
  • he’ll splay out on you while you’re laid on the couch and he’ll nestle his face into your neck and wrap his arms around you before clocking out
  • its cute the first few times but its not so cute when you gotta pee
  • “baby… baby please I gotta pee and you’re crushing my bladder”
  • “hmm… no… no thanks”
  • you’ve got to beat him on the back before he releases you
  • you read him zodiac memes a lot and whenever you get to scorpio he just rolls his eyes so hard cause most are so cliche (if you’re a scorpio you two just roll your eyes together lmao)
  • your birthday is his favorite day of the year
  • he’ll wake you up with kisses, make you breakfast in bed, and then will force you out of the house for the rest of the day bc he’s planned a surprise party for you
  • does not understand personal space
  • you know that tweet thats like “*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of Cheetos?”
  • thats dean
  • you’re like shitting on the toilet and he walks in like “yo that stinks, anyway I’m taking the dog for a walk to the store do you want something”
  • you throw a roll of toilet paper at him and he’s like lol why you throwing that you’re gonna need it judging by the smell
  • probably proposes to you while you’re half asleep, tucked under his arm while you watch a movie
  • he just slips out an expensive ring, smiles as your tired eyes widen, and then chuckles, “i guess this means you really are wifey now, huh?” 
  • dean is basically just such a good bf and loves you a lot and can’t get enough, lucky you
nct127 hogwarts au; taeyong

-hecc im exited to write this
-i love taeyong sm!!
-also stan twice
-so idk if yall have guessed but
-my bby is a slytherin
-people often think he would be better off in hufflepuff tho
-which i agree on oml
-but no i think hes more of a slytherin
-anYhow
-he probaby is in that popular clique
-hes like draco malfoy but a nice one
-really popular with the girls *wink*
-honestly u were no exception
-yall dont hit me with that bs that u wouldnt fall for him cos ur i n c o r r ec t
-hes defo a pureblood slytherin
-he looks rly cold n stuff
-but we all know better
-ugh i love him brb crying
-aight im back
-so ur a ravenclaw surprise surprise
-lets get on with the story jfc
-im gay for nayeon
-since hes in that popular squad yk everyone knew him
-most girls fell for him bc of that cold attitude
-but you knew better
-you often saw him at the back of the library helping the first years with their homework
-aka the dream team bYE
-the first time you saw it u were shookt
-bc what is cold taeyong doing here??
-so u kinda eaves dropped yikes
-and he was so sweet oml
-after like 10 minutes of eaves dropping you were like hecc gotta make dat homework tho
-everyday thursday tae sat at the back helping the dream team with homework
-yall are in 5th year btw
-you were kinda getting used to tae in the library
-oh boi did u caught his eye
-jfc he admired u
-but one time tae was running late
-you saw the dream kids sitting there and they rly were lost
-also hyuck was about to fight jisung
-so u walked over
-‘uhh, i noticed taeyong isnt here? do i need to help or…?’
-'yES!’
-yall were shookt
-renjun lost his cool
-'aight , show me the problems’
-like an hour you later all the problems were solved
-and idk u were just talking to them
-they were actually really sweet aww
-'soRRY IM LATE I WAS HE-’
-lmfao he almost screamed wth were u doing here yikes
-so u turn ur head like in the movies
-yk where ur hair flips rly cool and u look ethereal
-yea taeyong almost lost his shit
-hes shy ok
-'look!! y/n helped us with homework bc u were late taeyong hyung’
-'yeah!’
-'she has even more patience then u i didnt know that was possible’
-u also get shy bc hecc uve had ur eye on tee why treck for a while now
-'thanks for helping them when i was gone,,,,,’
-'oh,,,,dont worry about it’
-he shows u dat cute smile
-yall damn well know which one i mean
-ur ass almost fainted
-who can rly blame u tho
-*akward silence*
-'hyung why u so akward oml’
-'i, uh,,, i should probably pay u back,,,,,,,can i take u to hogsmeade this sunday’
-'yeah,,,,thatd be nice!^^’
-ugh taeyong wants to face plant the floor why u so cute
-'i have to go now’
-bye y/n thank you for helping!!!’ -chenle
-'yeah tysm’ -mark
-*whispers* 'i still dont understand shit’ -jisung
-u dash to the ravenclaw common room
-and make ur homework
-*skip to sunday rip*
-ur cute ass was so nervous!!!
-also u didnt know how to dress yiKes
-but u picked something so cute oml
-when u walked into the common room all eyes were on u hecc
-aww u were so shy so u scurried outside
-the dreamteam was waiting for u at the entrance
-'woah noona!! so pretty~~’
-'everyone was staring at you O.O’
-u blush aw
-'stop omg’
-the dreamteam walks u to hogsmeade
-cuties
-so yall arrive at hogsmeade
-'have fun y/n~~’
-*cue renjun giggling*
-so u just roll ur eyes and go inside
-you see tae sitting down with two drinks infront of him
-so u cautiously walk over
-and he looks up at u
-omg he looks like a lost puppy hecc im retiring
-yall smile eachother
-so u start talking
-and its kinda akward
-just alot of blushing tbfh
-*a few months later*
-u two got so close omf
-youre like bestfriends now aw
-altho ur crush on him got bigger
-rip
-so on a spring day~
-ugh jeon jungkook can choke me
-tae , the dream team and u were outside and helping them with homework
-and suddenly hae being the bitch he is
-hes my bitch tho
-'so hyung, when u gon ask y/n out ?’
-ur jaw just drops oml
-renjun and chenle gasp bc,,,,,,hecc
-jisung is laughing
-jeno rolled away (he rly did)
-so u just kinda glance at tae
-omf hes blushing
-*the dream team slowly creeps away*
-creeping creeping creeping
-so after like a minute of silence
-'was it true,,,,,? yk,,,,what donghyuck said?’
-'uhh,,,,,,,yea’
-’,,,,,,,,,,,so when are u planning to do that’
-hecc tae almost fainted
-he got so red omfg
-it was so akward im gonna scream
-'aight so do you wanna be my girlfriend’
-hecc where did his confidence came from
-'yeah,,,,,i’d love that^^’
-suddenly he tackles you in a hug aww
-fast forward aight
-yall are so adorable together
-it makes the dream team barf
-lmfao
-every girl is lowkey so jealous of u
-and tee why treck has a massive soft spot for u oml
-yall probably cuddle alot
-little to no pda tho
-yall probably hold hands tho
-ugh i love taeyong why must he hurt me
-ur first kiss was probably like when u two were cleaning
-you and tae accidentaly broke something in class and now u two had to clean rip
-so yall were playing around aw
-and suddenly u just peck his lips
-'its that u looked cute i couldnt help myself’ -u
-tae almost screams
-hecc why u so cute im-
-he probably pecked ur lips like 24545454554 times that day
-bc u kept blushing
-he loves seeing u flustered aww
-he lowkey loves showing u off
-bc he thinks ur an angel or smth
-study dates are a thing
-sometimes the dream team interrupts tho
-but u dont mind aww
-anyways im gon end it here bc i could keep going on and on yiKess

DRUNK ZICO IS MY NEW FAV THING

NO SERIOUSLY THO DID YOU SEE HIS DRUNK ACOUSTIC VERSION OF I AM YOU YOU ARE ME????

FIRST OFF ITS AMAZING BECAUSE HE IS SO DRUNK LIKE

AND THEN HE SO DRUNK HE THINKS HIS SOJU IS HOLY WATER

HONEY NO PLEASE

YES WE KNOW BABY JUST PLEASE UGH SOMEONE SAVE THIS BOY

SO CUTE AND LETS NOT FORGET THE KISS BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GOLD… LIKE THE KISS IS SO DELAYED HIS HAND IS ALREADY GONE AND THE BLANK STARE AT THE END LOL

BEAUTIFUL

ALSO WHEN HE WAS SURE THERE WAS A PRETTY GIRL AROUND SOMEWHERE BUT HE SWERVED

AND THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE VIDEO THE FLAPPY HANDSSSSS <3

I AM NOW GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER… THANKS [X]

hello yes i just finished lord of the flies (and then watched the 1963 movie immediately afterwards) & i rlly luv piggy so im gonna yell abt Just Piggy Things™ even if no one cares

  • piggy’s the first character we’re introduced to, after ralph ofc, so that means we’re supposed to get attached, and boy did i get attached..
  • ass-mar
  • the fact that he’s been called mean nicknames so long that his real name doesnt matter to him?? he doesnt care what hes called?? poor thing wtf??? hes like eleven hes too little for this
  • the Flashing Anime Glasses. especially the one w the fire when he starts laughing maniacally. same.
  • im talking about: “then he laughed so strangely that they were hushed, looking at the flash of his spectacles in astonishment.”
  • also: “’i got the conch,’ said piggy, in a hurt voice. ‘i got a right to speak.’” let him speak hes the only damn reasonable one. also stop hurting him hes been hurt enough goddamnit 
  • k but how much he loves ralph? and ralph is annoyed by him??? but then later he confides in him & cries over him & their friendship is my fav in the book so. they bond it just takes a while. but piggy was always good to ralph awe
  • “i was with him when he found the conch. i was with him before anyone else was.” he finally made a friend dont u take him from him ;-;
  • k speaking of the conch, in the first movie, his laugh when ralph’s blowing the horn for the first time??? aw??? a rare moment of joy in that sad ass movie?? 
  • ‘63!film piggy is the sweetest & cutest i lob him. ‘90!film piggy was annoying as shit tho i refuse to talk about him.
  • in the ‘63!film when he puts his hands on his hips when jack says “shut up fatty” and then hides behind the tree when they all laugh at him.
  • god in the book it’s easy to forget theyre actual babies but with the movie u cant possibly forget and theyre so cute but defenseless it’s so sad
  • i kno these actors r like 70 or dead now but i wanna go back in time & give them a hug. especially piggy cuz hes a pouty chubby bub gOD IM SO SAD
  • one last note on the film before i get back to the book: the movie rlly encompassed how awkward i imagined piggy to be & i luv that. also his story time abt camberly was adorable + educational (for me, anyway)
  • how hurt he is when ralph tells the other boys his name, poor thing ugh :(
  • “’let him have the conch!’ shouted piggy. ‘let him have it!’” yes stand up for poor lil mulberry child
  • “piggy knelt by him, one hand on the great shell, listening and interpreting to the assembly.” hes so fuckin sweet??? hes like the mom of the island hes so nice to the littluns i luv him
  • and when he gets upset over the mulberry boy probably bein killed in the fire :’( hes the most sensible and the most empathetic of all the other boys. what a cinnamon roll. unproblematic fav. true neutral. 10/10. the best boy.
  • my second favorite line in the whole book: “then, with the martyred expression of a parent who has to keep up with the senseless ebullience of the children, he picked up the conch, turned toward the forest, and began to pick his way over the tumbled scar.” tired mama piggy lmao
  • he wants to make a sundial?? hes so smart aw
  • piggy thinking ralph’s patronizing smile was a friendly one :( :( he just wants a friendddd hes so naive & sweet im sadddd
  • i think it’s implied most of the other boys (particularly the choir boys & ralph) are from a nicer, more upper class part of england, &, despite his intelligence, piggy’s more lower class, judging by his cockney-esque accent (his use of ‘them’ instead of ‘those’, etc.) and also “piggy was an outsider, not only by accent, which did not matter…” idk why this is cute i dunno
  • “piggy arrived, out of breath and whimpering like a littlun.” me in pe. but also poor thing ;-;
  • “piggy sniveled and simon shushed him as though he had spoken too loudly in church.” i interpreted shushed as, like, consoled, more than, like, ‘quit crying, ya baby’, which was more what he was doing, but still…first of many cute piggy & simon interactions. i’d ship them but theyre like twelve so nah. but they cute as buddies
  • “this was too bitter for piggy, who forgot his timidity in the agony of his loss. he began to cry out, shrilly: ‘you and your blood, jack merridew! you and your hunting! we might have gone home-’” this hurts because if jack hadn’t gone hunting, they may have been rescued before simon or piggy died :( :( :( horrible vague foreshadowing
  • simon getting piggy’s glasses for him when jack throws em ;-;
  • simon giving his piece of meat (not a euphemism, goddamnit) to piggy.. god simons so sweet hes my second fav
  • “only, decided ralph as he faced the chief’s seat, i can’t think. not like
    piggy…he could go step by step inside that fat head of his, only piggy was no chief. but piggy, for all his ludicrous body, had brains.”
    why does ralph resent piggy sm. it’s like it psychically hurts him to compliment him, even just in his own head. jeez. just cuz someones fat doesnt mean they cant be smart?? the 50s were weird
  • “piggy came and stood outside the triangle. this indicated that he wished to listen, but would not speak; and piggy intended it as a gesture of disapproval.” aka ‘i’m mad at everyone so im gonna stand two feet away & glare at you all’ aw haha
  • when he tiptoes onto the triangle cuz hes done w his protesting ahaha aw
  • “piggy held out his hands for the conch but ralph shook his head.” idk i thought the mental image was cute. “gimme pls” “nuh uh”
  • what he says about the beast & life being scientific…me & piggy would be buds if he was real lmao
  • “ralph nodded to piggy. ‘go on. ask him.’ piggy knelt, holding the conch. ‘now then. what’s your name?’ the small boy twisted away into his tent. piggy turned helplessly to ralph..” honestly piggy & ralph are the mom & dad of the colony (jack being the asshole uncle) it’s so cute
  • “’that’s a clever beast,’ said piggy, jeering, ‘if it can hide on this island.’” sarcastic piggy is sarcastic
  • more sarcastic piggy earlier in the book: “you got your small fire all right” i lob him
  • indignant & shrill piggy… and his quote: “’what are we? humans? or animals? or savages?’” honestly lowkey want that tattooed
  • i fuckin hate jalph but admittedly jack’s jealous lil “’that’s right–favor piggy as you always do.’” is salty & gay lmao
  • the whole three blind mice convo…i luv
  • particular highlight in that scene: “’i’m scared of him,’ said piggy, ‘and that’s why i know him. if you’re scared of someone you hate him but you can’t stop thinking about him. you kid yourself he’s all right really, an’ then when you see him again; it’s like asthma an’ you can’t breathe. i tell you what. he hates you too, ralph—’” POOR BABYYY 
  • also “’i know about people. i know about me. and him. he can’t hurt you: but if you stand out of the way he’d hurt the next thing. and that’s me.” IN THE END ROGER’S THE ONE WHO HURTS HIM UGH :(
  • “’keep piggy out of danger.’” YOU ASSHOLES LET HIM DIE
  • piggy holding his breath until his asthma acts up & then the boys just leave him??? what dicks
  • “jack cleared his throat and spoke in a queer, tight voice. ‘we mustn’t
    let anything happen to piggy, must we?’”
     AND THEN YOU LET HIM D I E U SALTY BITCH QUIT IT
  • “piggy put on his one glass and looked at ralph. ‘now you done it. you been rude about his hunters.’ ‘oh shut up!’” why dont more ppl ship them?? compared to jalph theres nothing??? theyre like a married couple it’s precious. like i said - mom & dad of the island.
  • piggy getting braver & being more of a leader once jack leaves!!! im proud of him!!
  • he [simon] sought for help and sympathy and chose piggy” k the two most humane & sympathetic kids on the island, and the two doomed ones, gravitate towards each other & look out for each other & it so sadd
  • piggy being “so full of pride in his contribution to the good of society” he didnt deserve his fate he was so good im so sad
  • samneric & piggy making a little mini feast for them?? thats so cute??? 
  • also “piggy broke into noisy laughter and took more fruit. ‘he might be.’ he gulped his mouthful. ‘he’s cracked’.” piggy u get teased for bein different why would u tease simon (behind his back too) for bein diffrent u hypocrite. noisy laughter tho aw
  • piggy & ralph laying by the fire & talking…ralph didnt deserve piggy honestly he wasnt even grateful until the very end for such a good friend in such a horrible situation??? ugh
  • when he understood how far ralph had gone toward accepting him he flushed pinkly with pride” see? good friendship. piggy just wanted a friend & to be considered valuable. and ralph finally started appreciating him
  • piggy took off his glasses, stepped primly into the water, and then put them on again.” prim: stiffly formal and respectable; feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper. idk why this is funny to me
  • when he gets annoyed and starts slapping the water & yelling. temper tatrum lmao. dont blame him
  • piggy stirred the sand under water and did not look at ralph. ‘p’raps we ought to go too.’ ralph looked at him quickly and piggy blushed. ‘i mean–to make sure nothing happens.’ ralph squirted water again.” they’re so fuckINGN CUTE
  • piggy touched ralph’s wrist. ‘come away. there’s going to be trouble. and we’ve had our meat.’“ SO MUCH OF THIS STORY WOULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THE OTHER BOYS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO PIGGY
  • ralph sat down in the grass facing the chief’s seat and the conch. piggy knelt at his left, and for a long minute there was silence.” i luv their dynamic sm. ruler & adviser. no questions asked. ultimate loyalty. so good.
  • piggy trying to be all rational about simon while ralph freaks out…what a scene. also i luv how awkward their convo w samneric immediately after is
  • piggy wants to be rescued most and hes the one whos killed!!!! bullshit!!!! justice for piggy!!!
  • when ralph says piggy should write a letter to his auntie & he takes it serious & ralph laughs & piggy doesnt get it. awe.
  • the scene where they take his glasses ;-; u made my boi piggy hav an ass-mar attack u monsters,
  • PIGGY GETTIN ALL BADASS & DETERMINED & TALKING ABOUT WHAT HES GONNA TELL JACK 
  • he held out the conch to piggy who flushed, this time with pride” and then “piggy sought in his mind for words to convey his passionate willingness to carry the conch against all odds.” the conch is the only constant on the island, the only dependable thing he has besides ralph, so hes so invested in it, hes pretty much deemed himself the caretaker of the conch, and it dies with him…
  • the scene where piggy reassures ralph & it says “the twins were examining ralph curiously, as though they were seeing him for the first time” is probably my fav scene in the entire book…it just really shows, in a couple of lines, the characters that ralph & piggy are, and what their relationship is like, and why they’re a partnership throughout the whole book. fantastic.
  • “’am i safe?’ quavered piggy. ‘i feel awful–’” fuckin foreshadowing, i hate it. imagine being practically blind on a cliff and then, minutes later, falling to your death. god it’s terrible.
  • piggy crying for ralph not to leave him actually hurts like psychically in my chest. him and simon were babies??? i know it’s fiction but kids are the sweetest things, not even fictional kids deserve to be killed so mercilessly??? im so fuckin sad
  • his last words…powerful and iconic.
  • i dont wanna talk about his death. im very sad
  • k ik it’s terrible but when he died his skull cracked open & his brain more or less fell out (”and stuff came out”, “with his empty head”), and thats p macabre but it’s also symbolic and genius bc when roger killed him he also took away the only thing he had going for him, the only thing that gave him superiority over the others - his intelligence. his brain. 
  • of course, have to end on: “ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy.” cue me shutting the book, hugging it to my chest, and sobbing

I think we all need some Sheamus lovin’ today so. 

look at this. LOOK AT THIS. I wanna touch a Koala wtf. 

THIS WAS TMNT AND HE WAS SO GOOD IN IT, LIKE DAYUM. Them guns tho. 

… That body tho. HOT DAMn

Look how exited my little Irish puppy is AND IT’S ABOUT KICKING FINNIGAN IN THE HEAD, I love him omfg. 

Young baby, love it LOVE IT YES ugh. 

Pew pew, COME TO THE DARK SIDEEEEEEEEEEE. I’ll call you daddy.. That was a weird Darth Vader joke, I dun even know if you guys understood that, DARTH VADER WAS LIKE ‘LUKE I AM YO FATHER.” SO DaDDY? I don’t know 

… WHY IS A BLOODY EYE TURNING ME ON? THIS IS BAD< ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSON. 

Cutie patootie, look at him just being a cute person

IS HE LARPING???? HAHAHAHA That’s great, I hope he is, even if he isn’t like, wear this more cause I’m down as hell, let’s do some roleplaying.

LISTWEN I KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘I preferred the old Sheamus,’ BUT I LOVE HIS SEPTUM PIERCING HE LOOKS SO GFOOD WITH ITLIKE I’M NOT A HUGE FAN OF BEARD JEWELRY BUT THE SEPTUM JUST DAMN DAMN DFAMN.

Cutie patootie part 2

10000/10 WOULD DEF GET ON MY KNEES FOR HIM. (that was another joke, bow down, ya know for kings, sorry I SUCK) 

Bb boy

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

… I could scratch it up better than that NOT SORRY

This picture, lemme tell you. THIS PPICTURE GOT ME SO FUCKED UP MAN, Just LOOK AT HIS BODY AND HIS FACE AND LIKE I KNOW THIS ISN’T SUPER SUPER IMPRESSIVE BUT TO ME, IT’S LIKE THE HOTTEST PICTURE AND I HAVE NO CLEAR IDEA AS TO WHY THIS IS MY FAV PICTURE, IT JUST IS I’M SORRY.

“it’s blurry Shannon,” YEAH BUT I GOT YOU A PICTURE OF AN ALMOST IRISH PENIS SO SORRY 

I love his piercing so much and just imagine how SASSY DATING THIS FUCKER WOULD BE OKAY, He would be so sarcastic and sassy all the time and you’d be like stfu, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M STUPID YOU BUTT. 

cUTIE PATOOTIE PART 3 WTF

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING GUN SHOW GOD DAMN. #rockerstylist gotta find out what that is now

… I know he’s in pain but I ALSO LOVE THIS PICTURE CAUSE HIS FACE LOOOKS DAMN HOT HERE ADN LOOK AT THE ARM MUSCLES FUCK ya know, I have a thing for arms and it’s not for the reason you think okay, I just really like hugs and SO I FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING PEOPLE IS THAT WEIRD, SHUT UP

MACHO MACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

“omg he touched the butt.” 

Look at this cutie. Ugh. I CAN’T LIKE HIS LIL SIDE MOHAWK OMFG IF HE DID HIS HAIR LIKE THAT, IWOUDL DIE OKAY I LOVE FLOPPY MOHAWKS 

Originally posted by traveling-spartan

Listen. Sheamus is a little bean and I love him so much and I WISH HIM SO MUCH HAPPINESS BECAUSE THIS IS SO INNOCENT AND CUTE AND I LOVE THE MEEP MEEP GUY OKAY 

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

GET HIM BAE, KICK HIM IN THE HEAD, GOD ANGRY BAEMUS IS DOING THINGS TO ME

Originally posted by wrestlingsexriot

bulge. Bulge. BULGE I CANNOT DO THIS OH MTY GOD I am deceased, sorry THIS KILLED ME 

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

They love this dork, I LOVE THIS DORK  LOOK AT HIM SO CUTE WOW SO HOT SO SPICE YES 

Originally posted by loving-wwe

Baby boy,, WHY ARE YOU CARRYING SUITCASES WITH ICE ON YOUR ARM MAKE HIM DO IT, YOU BRITISH BUTT, (i love your british butt but this is about the irish butt) BUT DUDE.

Originally posted by loving-wwe

Wink wonk baby bonk :D 

Happy Thirst Party Saturday YAYYAYAYYAYAYYAY @hardcorewwetrash

I have this head canon that Wolf often likes to brush Scarlet’s hair or play with it and he tries to make braids with her hair but just seems to knot it up and Scarlet just sits there with an irritated look directed at the wall as he tries to braid flowers in her hair or some cute shit but inwardly she’s falling more in love with him bc he’s so gentle anD IM FLIPPIN OUT

anonymous asked:

Yoongi is so hot and cute at the same time it stresses me out ??!! (In a good way tho) when he raps and performs he's sooo ATTRACTIVE holy fkkk but off stage I feel like he's soft and so cute ugh whyyyy u ruin me 😭😭

i know he’s just unreal!!

How GOT7 would react to you dyeing your hair a bright colour:

Yugyeom: Yugyeom would be totally up for it, especially if it was pink or red, bc then he’d tease you about copying him but secretly he’d be like ‘aw man I had that hair colour this is actually really cute’ and then you would tease him back like ‘oh look it’s the colour of your face any time I look at you’

Youngjae: He’d be a little apprehensive, just bc it was so different. He’d kind of hate it for like 10 seconds, but then he’d realise it made you happy, and so that would make him happy and y’all know he’s a big ball of sunshine 

Jackson: lots of grabbing your hair. lots of pulling your head up to his eyes to stare at it and jabber on about it, asking you lots of questions about it, ‘why this colour?’ ‘did you know that Rap Monster had his hair this colour’ ‘it’s so bright oh my god but you could’ve went brighter’

Mark: wouldn’t really care either way. he’d think it was cute and if it made you feel good, he’d just keep commenting on how much you suited it and rocked it and ugh what a sweet kid

Jaebum: He would come across like he either a) didn’t like it at all or b) didn’t really mind when in his head he’d be freaking out bc you looked so good and so badass and DAMN you pulled it off so well but he totally plays it cool to the point where you’re like, ‘no JB do you actually like it tho’ and he’d be like ‘I mean I guess it’s ok’ and you’d get a lil annoyed or upset and he’d eventually lose it and be like ‘YEAH OKAY IT’S REALLY PRETTY. I SAID IT, THERE’

BamBam: This kid would make it another excuse to keep touching you all the time. ‘oooh new hair colour, c’m’ere let me see’ ‘this is so cute tho, let me feel’ and he’d just really like being near you and he’d be touching your shoulders and your cheeks and just using the hair as a damn excuse to be a sweeTHEART OK

Jinyoung: Wouldn’t really like it that much, thinking it a little over the top, and if you asked him how he felt about it, he’d say as much (like you’d let that change your mind about how much you loved it) but if he knew you loved it then he’d make sure you knew that you were pulling it off so well because you loved it so much yourself tbh

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gabsrambles replied to your post “me @ telltale trying to make clementine x gabe happen : don’t. ”

OMFG I JUST FINISHED THAT EPISODE YESTERDAY AND I WAS LITERALLY JUST SAYING “NO” AT THE SCREEN EVERY TIME. Like fine be happy they both have a friend but this so like…ugh.

*takes clem for away from compulsory heterosexuality* thanks but no thanks. like… no. 

procrastinating my paper with more trans headcanons……. the t in trc stands for trans bc not a one of my children is cis

-i think blue is probably genderfluid,, they view their gender the same way they view everything else- a diy project. sewing up new clothes, making new room decorations, and brainstorming new genders and new pronouns. sometimes she calls gansey just to list genders at him and he’s so fucking amazed bc even tho his family was understanding and financially supported his transition, he’s still new to non-binary genders and trans narratives that aren’t all “i was born in the wrong body, this is a medical issue that has to be fixed with hormones and surgery.” his new trans pals are teaching him more and more each day that gender can be every bit as fun and silly as it is stressful and taxing.

-part of noah’s lost potential was all the gender feels that went unrecognized while he was alive because he didn’t have the vocabulary to express it. as a ghost, he just sort of abstains from gender because that part of himself faded a lot as he began to deteriorate. he feels the pangs of regret that he never had the time to figure it out- it’s really bittersweet for him to have all these trans friends only in the afterlife because on the one hand he gets to sort of live vicariously through them but on the other hand he’s jealous of them and wishes they’d been around when he was alive so that maybe he would’ve been able to put these feelings into words. (imagine cute trouble-making skater trans girl noah tho ugh!!!!)

-i have so many long and in-depth adam parrish headcanons and a lot of them conflict with each other, but i am so into persephone mentoring them on both magic and gender and the way the two can be really intertwined. they were trans before they were magic, but they never really had the time or energy to figure it out before. (ugh and their anxiety when cabeswater is gone that this somehow means their transness is gone too fml don’t worry they figure it out)

-ronan began his trans journey thinking he was completely binary and a boy, but after a few years he starts engaging in some hardcore gender fuckery. i read a headcanon once that i absolutely adored about ronan being super into wearing high heels but not being able to walk in them to save his life so he just does badass poses leaning against walls (and tries to get adam to carry him places so he doesn’t have to take them off to move). he keeps using he/him pronouns but he doesn’t id as male anymore.

-i need to develop some henry trans head canons,,, i’ve had almost a year to work on the others i need more time!!! i get the feeling that henry is all over the place with his gender and his presentation. he’s not genderfluid even though he relates a lot to blue when they talk about gender together. he’s id’ed as 20 different things over the years and all of them were completely valid and genuine at the time. he gets drunk and goes on these rants about how he’s just “trying to keep up with the times, stay relevant, reinvent my brand- just like madonna.”

consuelodoodles  asked:

Hey do you remember that time Rose busted up John's house and he got all pouty about it and rose kept trying to change the subject to talk about the game objectives and John was like "okay sure I'll do that but hey uh fix my bathroom" and then she goes to fix it and she just puts the bathtub and sink on top of the floor. She called it the perfect crime but John knows. He knows she half assed it because she didn't know what she was doing. I love them.

Idk what ur talking abt man this here is one perfect toilet. i can see nothing wrong with it. 

anonymous asked:

consider with me for a moment... mike... but like... with different hair... A buzzcut? Undercut?? Burred? Crew cut? there are so many options honestly just... imagine it with me...

AH HOLY SHIT!!! I sent the ask about mike with diff hair and!! i come back not 5 mins later and?? There he is? with diff hair? a miracle,, thank you,,, you’re very good, i’m so happy

I didn’t even read your first message until after I’d posted those pictures, so it’s just a really crazy coincidence I guess! :D  I am ALWAYS up for messing around with characters’ hair tho omg yes

burnerswap mike already had an undercut I am weak