he's just looking at the wall

Headcanon that the other gods (especially Artemis) visit Apollo when he’s human from time to time just to give him shit and annoy him like he typically does. Like he’s doing the lava rock wall and Artemis just pops out of nowhere and is like “Hey brother, interesting new look!” and he just gets startled and falls off while Artemis is just laughing.

anonymous asked:

14. Pleaseeeee

14 — “Your hands are so much bigger than mine.”

Zayn breathes a fond smile as he looks down at their son, and to Liam who is crouching at Isaac’s height.

Isaac is staring at their three painted hands printed to his bedroom wall, a frown crumpling his forehead as he looks to Liam in frustration.

“They’ll grow, jaan,” Liam mumbles softly, exchanging an amused grin with Zayn. “Soon they’ll be just as large as ours, don’t you worry.”

Only if you eat your vegetables, though,” Zayn tells him as he kneels onto the floor beside Isaac.

He can’t help but smile; at the dried blues and oranges clinging to Liam’s beard, and the pink streaks traced over Isaac’s neck and along his arms. It had been Liam’s idea to leave handprints over the walls of Isaac’s room after they’d finished painting it, and Zayn can’t stop thinking about the laughter and squeals spilling from their son’s mouth when Liam had chased him around the room threatening to mark him in paint.

“One day I’ll be as big as you?” Isaac asks curiously, large eyes staring up at Zayn — and though it is impossible, he can always see hints of Liam’s in them.

Zayn nods, curling an arm around his son’s waist. “All grown up, babe.”

Isaac pouts, scowling, almost. “I’m already grown up.”

"Course you are,” Liam grins, leaving a soft kiss to Isaac’s forehead. “You just have to wait a bit longer until you’re as tall as us — s’ what Baba means.”

Zayn bites over his bottom lip to suppress a laugh, squeaking Isaac in his hold. He tangles his fingers through Liam’s, unable to contain his smile as he sits in the centre of the empty room with his family, handprinted memories stained to the walls.

Hau with a s/o headcanons

• When Hau has a crush on someone he is super giddy and excited
• He’ll try to spend more time with them, he gives hugs all the time, etc.
• A relationship with Hau is cute, fun, and exciting! He always knows what to do to make you happy
• Hau is super comfortable with PDA and is always holding your hand, giving you hugs and little smooches, etc.
• He gives the best piggyback rides
• You and him look up recipes for malasada to bake one night
• He accidentally trips and spills some water on you. You “accidentally” throw some flour at him
• Halfway through, the kitchen is an absolute disaster. Eggs have been thrown, flour is covering the walls, it’s a mess
• The two of you wind up going to a local malasada shop and just buying a dozen of them
• If you’re ever feeling down, go find Hau and he will cheer you up in an instant
• Dates with him typically include going out on an adventure, staying home and ordering food, or waking around on the beaches


When Harry gets his first place after Hogwarts that actually has more than one floor, he comes home after getting a load of boxes to find Hermione using a sledgehammer on the drywall beneath the stairs. And Ron’s like, “Look, mate, I borrowed this stuff from my dad, I’ve got a DRILL and a - what’s it called again, Hermione?” “A stud finder.” “Right, one of those, and we’re going to fix your stairs.” Harry’s like, “But there’s nothing wrong with them.” “Yes, Harry, there is.” Harry’s just sort of standing there in total bewilderment while Hermione totally demolishes the wall. “We couldn’t have done that with magic?” “No, Harry, this is personal. You two take this mess out to the skip.” And then Harry stands around a while longer and Hermione puts in support beams in the appropriate places so the stairs don’t fall in, and Ron’s very excited about using the stud finder even though Hermione won’t let him use the drill. When they’re finished, Harry has this set of shelves. So he says, still completely confused, “I thought we picked this place because it had loads of storage.” And Hermione says, “Go get some of my books. I know it’s just shelves, but it’s not a bloody cupboard.”

And every time Harry moves for the rest of his life, Ron and Hermione are there on moving day and they knock out anything under the stairs, even if it’s just a wall. Hermione reads a lot of books. Ron learns to use a miter saw and a carpenter’s square and practices the nail hammering spell until he can do it perfectly on the first try. And sometimes it isn’t very practical but it looks nice…

And sometimes, when they all get older and have children, it’s cozy and has a purpose…

And eventually Hermione gets the trick of there being nothing under the stairs at all

Which is the story of how Harry Potter never lived in a house with a cupboard under the stairs again for the entire rest of his life.

mysanthropeic  asked:

How do I tell my boyfriend I'm leaning him for you?

Just look him in the eye and say, “Okay, I’m just going to prop you against this wall at about a 75 degree angle. Denny’s will like that.” He should totally understand.

jin in the jungle
  • cast: damn its so dark out here
  • jin: *whips out ARMY bomb* well wud u look at tHAT?? i got JUSt the thing
  • cast: what day is it?
  • jin: *whips out BTS wall calendar* carry one of these babies around and you'll always kno :-)
  • cast: i think we're lost
  • jin: *whips out BTS markers* worry not my friend, we can use these to track our steps!!!
  • cast: wait, where are we?
  • jin: *whips out BTS notebooks* we can draw out a map if u want
  • cast: i'm so hungry
  • jin: *whips out 7 BTS dolls* here, eat these, i'd recommend the jungkook one he's got the most muscle













whoops i coloured it

now if only i could write the damn fic

UPDATE: i wrote the damn fic

Okay but like what if the serum made Steve still super strong and fixed his health stuff but he was still short and everything and they got all sad that it didn’t work until Steve punshed a wall out of anger and broke through the whole wall. And they were like holy shit. And like he would be the perfect surprise attack because the Nazis are like what is this child going to do and Steve just fucking wreaks them. And when Steve goes to rescue Bucky, Bucky sees Steve and is like Steve why are you here wtf. You are going to get super hurt and he is like look buck and like bends the metal on his table and Bucky is like holy shit.

Underrated* but extremely good shots of Yuuri from episode one:

Looking at episode one again, it just is so clear how depressed this sweet boy is in it. Precious Yuuri. Even his eyes just… look sad? 

This is his portrait from the JSF website! It’s a nice shot, but he looks kind of worried in it. I hope he has it replaced with a happier looking one at some point. Sheesh Yuuri, babe. 

I just love the art in this scene? The shadowing is fantastic. Great animation wow!!

Precious and in need of so, so many hugs.

WHY have they not released a high quality version of this poster?? I WANT IT ON MY WALL.

Gorgeous boy. The amount of emotion in this skate is just… wow.



He just looks like he needs life breathed back into him?? He’s trying, he really is. And you KNOW he can do it, but he is… so tired. 

Takeshi: Yuuri you are an adorable ass man, even I can’t deny that shit. 

Sweetest smile.

Working out, looking cute, contemplating things.

I like how Yuuri’s eyes are almost this russet red brown instead of a straight brown. It’s a neat detail. 

Maybe my 8,000 Victor posters will have the answer…

When ur banquet crush is doing ur program and looking sexy AF

Yuuri’s pants legit look like they’re about to fall down here. I’m laughing. But I mean, there’s a naked Russian in the hot spring so I doubt he notices anything like that. 

*again: all shots of Yuuri are underrated because it’s not possible to appreciate him enough.

But seriously ...

so many things make so much more sense - or seem so very different in the new light that they are shed in, now that we know about Yuuri’s little …. cough cough … last year after-gp-final’s gala.

Like … Viktor at the airport …

“A commemorative photo? Sure.”

After this …

… he probably expected a different reaction entirely.

God, Yuuri! You probably ripped the man’s heart out by just turning around and leaving. Look how genuinely happy he is to see you. This isn’t his fake for-the-media-smile. He wants this photo as much for himself as he wants it for you. Probably to hang it on the wall in his appartment (or on his bedside table haha). I bet he would’ve asked for Yuuri’s mobile phone number next lol.

He must’ve been crushed because … why is Yuuri suddenly acting so cold towards him? Why? Has he done something wrong? 

Edit: Damn! I’m sorry, I got it all wrong. This wasn’t the airport - they were still at the venue. Thanks to @a3107 and nonnie to point this out to me lol

And he kinda looks at Yuuri expectantly. Like he’s asking: “Are you happy now? That’s what you wanted, right?” 

Well, yeah, that’d what I think now, haha. Before, he might’ve looked just a teensy-weensy bit arrogant? 

But, unfortunately, Yuuri doesn’t remember. Or fortunately lol. Otherwise he’d probably have died from embarrassment …

“Can you show me what it is soon? Your true eros?”

He’s seen a glimpse of it already. He wants more!!!

Ahh, this annoyed me to no end - and im still not a big Chris-fan and probably will never be – BUT(T) … he probably thought Yuuri and he were on a level of acquaintance that allowed such a … um … specific way of approaching him. And i have to say I understand him a little better now lol


The touch of another person’s hands.

Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through crisis. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better. 

How did that make you better at Stealth?!

Background: Okay, so during the last session I DMed, all my players were within 200xp of leveling up, and I thought it’d be more dynamic if I had them bring in two character sheets; basically, level up ahead of time, and I’ll tell you when you get to switch over. It might be triggered by particularly interesting RP, or a good round of combat, but they wouldn’t know until it happened.

Most people stuck to their current class, but the Ranger had been talking for a while about how he was looking forward to taking a level in Rogue; he also wound up going off on his own for a while, and being the first to level up as a result.

Ranger: *has just made it over a wall to a restricted area, using a rope to access a nearby house, an act which included several bad rolls in and of itself*

DM: Okay, just as you make it into the window, the guards come around the corner. [rolls] One of them doesn’t seem to notice anything, but his friend grabs him by the shoulder, and points out the rope hanging over the road.

DM (as guard): “Hello? Who’s there?”

Ranger: Oh. I’d like to roll Stealth, and then [rolls] …Nothing, because that was a natural one.

DM: What were you going to do?

Ranger: Well, it doesn’t matter; they know where I am, and I just made it more–

DM: Nonono, that roll was to see how stealthily you managed to pull off whatever you were going to do. The nat-one still applies. What were you going to do?

Ranger: *sighs* I was going to cut the rope and try to slip away.

DM: Okay. You pull the rope taught, and go to cut it with your belt knife. The blade slips, and skids across your hand. You take [rolls] three points of damage–

Ranger: God damn it…

DM: And inadvertently let off a small curse, alerting them to your presence. *smiles* You know, they didn’t necessarily know where you were before? They just saw a rope, they didn’t know which way you crossed.

Ranger: Yeah yeah… What sort of room am I in, by the way?

DM: Oh, it’s like an extra bedroom, but it’s currently being used for storage. The guards approach the door, and you hear knocking from below. There’s no response. After a while, you hear the guard enter the house.

Ranger: Is there anywhere to hide?

DM: Not really; I mean, you could try to fit under the bed… 

Ranger: Anywhere to tie a rope off to?

DM: What are you thinking?

Ranger: I could drop the rope out of the window, and shimmy down while he comes up to look for me.

DM: Roll me Perception.

Ranger: [rolls] Twenty-one.

DM: There’s some furniture, and flaws around the window, sure. Glancing out it as you look, you notice the other guard waiting by the entrance.

Ranger: Dammit! He’s standing watch.

DM: The footsteps pass underneath you, and start up the stairs…

Ranger: Which way does the door open? Into the room I’m in, or out?

DM: What? Um… [rolls] Out. 

Ranger: *grins* Oh, wonderful! Then I’m going to take my beartrap, and set it up right inside the door.

DM: *starts laughing* …What?

Ranger: I’ve got a beartrap I keep with me. I want to set it up right inside the door, so that he’ll step in it when he enters. It’ll snap shut on his leg, which ought to make him yell; his buddy will come running, and I’ll be able to escape. 

Paladin: Can he do that?!

DM: *flipping through notes, still laughing* Well, um… What’s the Reflex save on that?

Ranger: No save, he just has to Perceive it. DC20.

Healer (to Ranger): Don’t you have to roll to set it up?

Ranger: Nope! I’ve got the equipment description right here.

Ranger (reading from book): “Sharp jaws spring shut around the creature’s ankle and halve the creature’s base speed (or hold the creature immobile if the trap is attached to a solid object)” –I didn’t have time to do that, so it’ll just limit his movement— “+10 to Attack, 2d6+3 Damage, DC20 Perception to notice, and they need to make a DC20 Strength check in order to take it off.”

Ranger: Remember, it’s night time, and the room’s pretty dark, so that should have some effect on his Perception check.

DM: Oh, it will… *puts down notes* You know what? Sure. You set up the bear trap in front of the door, hearing him reach the top of the stairs as you finish. *struggling to keep voice stable and not choke*

Paladin: Oh my god…

Ranger: *biggest shit-eating grin you’ve ever seen* You’re not there. I back into the corner by the window, tie off my other rope, and get ready to run. 

DM: You’re not trying to hide?

Ranger: Nope!

DM: Okay. He comes down the hall, opens the door… [rolls] *slowly places hands over face*…Rolls a one on his Perception check…

Ranger: …Oh dear.

Healer: He falls head-first into the trap, and dies instantly! Completely silently.

DM: He does see you by the window, and is distracted by that–

DM (guard): “Hey!”

DM: –and as he goes to take a step in, his foot catches on the threshold, and he falls forwards.

Healer: Oh shit!

DM: *struggling to breathe* Roll me damage.

Ranger: [rolls] …Fourteen.

DM: The trap snaps shut on his knee. [rolls] He fails his Will save, and lets off a shriek, that eventually devolves into cursing. You hear the other one rush inside at the noise.

DM (other guard): “Eriz? Are you okay?!”

Ranger: I toss my rope, and I’m out the window!

Paladin: I cannot believe this.

DM: As you slide down the rope, you hear the guard in the trap yell “Out front! He’s getting away!” I assume you’re just picking a dark alley and bolting?

Ranger: Yeah, whatever’s closest.

DM: Roll me Stealth.

Ranger: [rolls] Goddamnit!

Healer: Seriously?!

Ranger: One!

Paladin: If you get arrested, I’m not bailing you out.

DM: Okay. The other one reverses direction at the shout, and dashes out into the street just in time to see you dash into the alley. What’s your movement?

Ranger: Um… thirty.

DM (other guard): “Stop!”

DM: You hear heavy armored footsteps chasing after you.

Ranger: Oh, he’s armored! That’ll slow him down!

DM: Yeah. Make me one last Stealth check. [rolls]

Ranger: [rolls] …I’m changing dice. Eight?

DM: *places head down on table, finally cracking and dissolving into full body-shaking, gasping-for-air-laughter* He got a six.

Healer: What?!

Paladin: No.

DM: Darting through the alleyways, you eventually hear his footsteps fall behind; you successfully lose him along the way.

DM: *laughs for a good twenty seconds before managing to recover* You can take your higher level sheet now.

Ranger: Woohoo!

I hope we get a scene after the Grand Prix finals (assuming Yuuri wins) where Yuuri tries to awkwardly talk to sulky Yurio and tell him he did a good job and that he’s definitely improving really fast.  But Yurio just stubbornly ignores him and glares at the wall until Yuuri starts to feel bad for bothering him at all.  He’s about to give up when suddenly Yurio just grits his teeth like-

“You’re inviting me to the wedding, right?”

And there’s a beat of silence before Yuuri basically bursts into tears because its been kind of an overwhelming day and Yurio does care. Then he starts nodding really rapidly because he’s too emotional to say anything beyond some increasingly incoherent babbling.

And Yurio basically stares at him in abject disgust for a few moments before finally rolling his eyes really dramatically and hugging Yuuri; still trying to make it incredibly clear how exasperated he is- no he doesn’t care about katsudon at all, and he’s certainly not happy for him, okay?

Except he does. 

Don’t tell anyone.

  • (Referring to writing carved on a cave wall)
  • Tracer: There! Look! What does it say? What language is that?
  • Lucio: Brother Zenyatta, you’re our scholar.
  • Zenyatta: It is Arabic!
  • Tracer: Well, what does it say?
  • Zenyatta: It reads, “Here may be found the last words of Pharah of Egypt: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find that justice rains from… Aaargh.”’
  • Tracer: What?
  • Zenyatta: “Justice rains from aargh.”
  • Tracer: What is that?
  • Lucio: She must have died while carving it.
  • Tracer: Come on! If she was dying, she wouldn’t bother to carve “Aaargh.” She’d just say it!
  • Zenyatta: That’s what it says.
  • Lucio: Perhaps she was dictating it.
  • Tracer: Does it say anything else?
  • Zenyatta: No. Just “Aaargh.”
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my absolute fav eve moment tho is just that one sidegag when she goes overboard with the egg beater wall-e hands her and she breaks it by accident bc in the span of like .2 seconds realizes she’s fucking destroyed it, has to cover up the murder, sneakily hides it’s remains, and then acts overly innocent when he hands her another thing to look at like???? im loveher?????????


Logan and William in Westworld 1x05 “Contrapasso”

for @asweetdeception

okay, something about victor’s state of mind during the second half of the ep when we’re taken out of his internal narration. i’ve repeated multiple times that his watching the other skaters was a goodbye, but it’s framed through yuuri’s eyes as “victor misses skating,” but there’s something here.

victor watching his fiance physically break down on the ice after he has a small mistake on a jump he has barely landed in practice, his performance having suffered because he was so focused on being technically the best, on having something to prove, on winning:

victor watching yurio in his short program, while we’re clobbered over the head with “yurio is the new victor” and have just heard victor describe skating as a shackle that held him back from life and love:

and victor watching jj, who up until now had been unstoppable, had been THE competitor, had been the seemingly insurmountable wall that victor once was now breaking under pressure:

he doesn’t look shocked. he looks thoughtful.

we’re not in victor’s head for these moments. we can’t say for sure what he’s thinking. through yuuri’s eyes, obviously, we’re meant to think he’s more impressed with everyone else and that victor is unfulfilled just coaching yuuri, but i think it’s safe to say that victor is firmly at terms with the fact that being the living legend, the god of figure skating is harmful. there’s a lot of pressure. it breaks you. it broke yuuri–it’s broken yuuri multiple times. it almost broke jj, and if “yurio is the new victor” then it’s going to break yurio.

this entire episode was victor coming to terms with the fact that he is done and that skating with so much pressure and focus, without time to love what you’re doing, is unhealthy. and i think that’s why he took his time to be content watching the other performers who didn’t have this. because of this:

victor’s already admitted that he’s not good at this. he doesn’t know how to comfort people. but he cares so much about yuuri, and i think he’s trying. he wants yuuri to skate freely, without the pressure that was a shackle on victor for 20 years, and do i think we’ll see that in the finale? absolutely.

victor is not disappointed in yuuri’s short program. he doesn’t want to defend his world record from yurio. he’s sad for them. he’s watching them hurt and knows that spiral, because he was on it, and he doesn’t want them to follow in his footsteps. i rather think victor wants them to surpass him.