he's just as pretty

so I was at uni on the way to the bathrooms and I was speedwalking down the stairs because I was running late and I passed literally through the middle of a group of like four to five students and I heard one of them saying “oh my god, hi!!” but I continued walking because I had an agenda, but a few seconds later his voice registered and I was like shit I think I know this guy he probably meant me and I heard his friends laughing and being like “who was she are you sure you even know her lmao” and he was like “yes we did like three projects together??” and by this point I was sure he meant me but it’s too late and awkward to walk back and set things right so if you were wondering how not to make friends in uni this is the answer


Knox: Ugh what am I gonna do? I can’t just say no, can I? I’m just gonna screw this all up!

Rhen: Should we intervene with this too? He seems pretty messed up about it.

Yasmin: Let’s just set up the entire date for them. I’m not letting all my hard work go to waste on your brother’s poor social skills.

Knox: You guys were the ones that caused all this???? UGHHHHHHH

Okay but I have a deep affinity for all the villains in the Disney movies, so much so that my dissertation at university briefly focuses on them. Like Gaston right now is my favourite, Luke Evans plays him in such a way that I can’t help but love him and although his performance was overshadowed slightly within the film, his interviews and guest appearances show just what a fantastic Gaston he is. Josh Gad plays a pretty darn good Lefou against him as well!

oh god there was this guy in my high school class who was dating this indian girl and he was legit obsessed or something because all he ever did was post about her on instagram. his bio was something like taken by ************* my one and only love. i love you baby. *date they got together* *couple/heart emojis* and every single post was about her and he’d write legit ESSAYS and every now and then post a collage of her selfies so he was obviously absolutely crazy. mind you last time i checked they were still dating like summer of last year and today i was stalking him to see if they were still together and holy shit he got married to some other girl!!! there were wedding pictures and now his bio is dad to be and he just purchased his first home (which i’m pretty sure his parents bought him). like this was definitely a shot gun wedding + he’s crey.

  • the zombie apocalypse didn’t dampen any of his happiness
  • he’s pretty much still the same, just a bit more cautious as to the volume of his voice lmao
  • most people thought he wouldn’t get too far along but he proved to be full of hidden skills
  • for one, he’s good at repairing broken weapons and improvising in making new ones
  • ever seen a double-sided rake? well now you will because seokmin made it
  • that’s actually how you got close
  • you were on a run and were assigned to bring in every potential weapon you could find before taking them to seokmin for checking
  • you practically had to drag the duffel bag you had because it was full of metal scraps, tools, and a few guns
  • seokmin saw you struggling and immediately tried to help you
  • “here let me help you with that.”
  • truthfully, you were distracted by the light glaring off his sweaty, sleeveless arms and that even more blinding smile on his face 
  • you quietly unloaded all the stuff onto his workstation, yours and seokmin’s hands occasionally brushing against each other
  • “thanks for doing this,” seokmin said, pulling a strip of duct tape loose, his arm muscles (and your eyes) bulging
  • you tried to keep your cool and be like “it’s no problem.”
  • seokmin just smiled and reached under the table before handing you what looked like an upgraded version of a shotgun
  • “take this the next time you’re out there.”
  • and you looked at him all weirdly like “you giving me this for free?”
  • seokmin laughed before going “not really. you can pay me by becoming my new assistant.”
  • you reluctantly agree but on the inside you were like ‘holy shit??? what the fuck???’
  • so for the next few weeks you spend more and more time together, the first few times being a little quieter than you’d like since he did most of the talking, and even then he’d go into long bouts of silence if he was super concentrated 
  • the only reason for this is because you were too afraid of saying something stupid in front of him
  • but eventually you open up and gain knowledge about one another
  • and you honestly believe the apocalypse would be way, way worse without the ray of sunshine that is lee seokmin

weirdly-wise  asked:

In response to your adorable stafou headcanon I have a lumiere/cogsworth one in return: Lumiere loving all that disgusting romantic shit but cogsworth being kinda iffy about it at first cuz hes dignified and has a rep. Lumiere pretty much just goes all out with the schmoopy stuff until he's not embarrassed by it anymore. However at that point they might not be embarrassed but everyone else sure is

I love that you keep sending me Lumiere/Cogsworth stuff because you know I like that ship and that being said everything you’ve sent me for them is so super A+.

AS FOR THIS, OH MY GOD. I can see it so perfectly. Lumiere made his boyfriend all in love with the PDA stuff so now he’s all for it and they’ll forget where they are like one time they went out to get more supplies for the castle and started shamelessly flirting right in front of the baker who had to clear his throat loudly several times before they snapped back into reality and Cogsworth was so red because it was the first time he really lost track of place and time in public and Lumiere is so pleased

anonymous asked:

Chubby Hubby??

Ice Cream and Proton Streams

Chubby Hubby: a body image/self esteem headcanon.

Peter is kind of a fatass. He’s not overweight, but he’s certainly soft and not well defined. You’re not likely to see him with his shirt off for this reason unless he’s pretty comfortable around you or he just doesn’t have options. He won’t make a big deal out of it, he just prefers to wear a shirt.

  • luke skywalker is terrifying. 
  • no, shut up, come back.
  • you have to understand:
  •  to you or me he may not be; he may be all sunshine smiles and corngold hair and the biggest eyes this side of the galaxy, but imagine you’re Dagger (stormtroopers don’t get proper names), firing at a boy, only the bolts never hit. They sing to the side. You think that there’s something wrong with your blaster, maybe, but none of your friends can hit him either. Finest shots in the Empire, you are, but you can’t hit this boy. And he cuts you down. He wields a weapon whose name you’ve never learned and he cuts you down into smoking bloodless bodies and your friends die before you – only he leaves you. Knocks you out with a blow of the Force – and isn’t that a nightmare of its own, unseen hands blotting out your thoughts – leaves you there in the cooling blood of your squadmates.
  •  Imagine that you’re Cara Ilhyre and you’re a dancer for the Hutt and you hate it, of course you do, but it is a living, a living, and this boy comes in, fresh-faced and young and he says surrender or be destroyed only he and you both know that the Hutt do not and never have surrendered and when he says destroy there’s this grin on his lips, thin and sharp, and he’s kind, of course he is, but –
    • so you’re Cara Ilhyre and you’re a native of tattooine and like many of your specis you are force-touched and you were a girl, once, a very little girl, and your mother told you tales of krayt dragons who slumbered beneath the sands and gentled their young to their pearl-heavy breasts. krayt dragons are tender mothers, she had said, and it was meant to teach you something of the duality of nature, or to fear those with young to protect, or something; but all you can think is this boy, how he smiles as kind as your mother did, once, but you’re convinced that if you were to cut him down the middle you would find dragon-pearls in his ribs and fire instead of a heart
    • the boy cuts downs jabba’s goons like they are nothing, nothing, and afterwards, afterwards, you sense his sorrow. and somehow that makes it worse.
    • because you say, later, to your mother’s ghost (maybe) or to the desert, he knows that killing people is hard and that weighs on him and he does it anyway and –
    • and, you say, it isn’t as simple as: he makes the hard choices. he knew the hutt would fight. he wanted to burn them down, oh he did, and that sister of his –

I only have a short window before my body changes…

…Yeah I’ll say.

My version of Older!Yurio dump.


I will never get over this

(x) The subtlety and realness of this scene. That instinctual urge to protect. THAT’S JOHN. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY JOHN


Sebastian Stan behind the scenes of Captain America: Civil War (2016)