he's in too many damn videos

(( OOC: I’m digging through old Wolfstar threads and I found some fun ones… so I’ma post em, for funsies. ;) )) 

Snap Chat

Remus receives a bizarre snap from a total stranger… turns out that stranger has a pretty face framed by some nice, black hair. He might be okay with this.

Fetch:

Sirius can be such a brat… but so can Remus, especially when chocolate is involved.

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DYAC!

Damn you auto correct…

Yule Ball

Sirius is a fashion icon. 

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Remus and Sirius are having a moment… but they forgot to lock the door.

Freudian Slip

Uh………… Whoops!

Bellybutton Ring (NSFW):

Sirius has had a little too much to drink… As a result, he may be showing off more than Remus is comfortable with.

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Part 2

BYOB (NSFW):

Remus is working as a bartender at a Gay Club. He’s witnessed a lot of… interesting stuff… But nothing has come close to Sirius Black.

Part 1 (Video)

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Part 4

Part 5

Actual SINnamon Roll Prompto

Me upon finding out Prompto is a Scorpio:

Originally posted by hippietyy

In all seriousness this was a ton of fun for me to write especially considering that out of all the Chocobros, Prompto’s the one I’d be more likely to call a muse. He has so much potential… So here’s some Prompto sex headcanons?? I take requests, so if you like what you see drop me a line!

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anonymous asked:

23,4 jeon jungkook

4. “Buy your own shirts.” + 23. “You know I could beat you up, right?” + Jungkook
genre: fluff

“Jungkook?” You called out, trying to locate the boy. He had called you while you were out with some friends, stating it was an emergency and to hurry home. But where was he?

“Babe! You’re here hello! Do you have 10 bucks?” Jungkook rushed out of your bedroom, shirtless.

“Uh, hello? Why?” You furrowed your eyebrows, confused as to why Jungkook would be asking you for 10 dollars.

“I need a new shirt. I don’t have a yellow one.” Jungkook pouted at you, raising his brows. He couldn’t look so cute while being shirtless.

“Just, wear green?” Jungkook had too many shirts, mostly white or black, and did not need more. He took up the majority of the closet space with his damn shirts.

“Green is not yellow, (Y/N).”

“You have a job that pays better than mine does. Buy your own shirts, child.” You glared at him. Jungkook did videos for youtube, and was really popular. Resulting him getting better paychecks than your job at a clothing store not too far from home.

“I haven’t updated my youtube account in 3 weeks so I didn’t get a paycheck last week…” Jungkook trailed off, his voice low. You groaned.

“I’m gonna kick your ass, get over here!” You put your bag on the table next to you and pulled Jungkook to you, putting his head under your arm.

“You can try, but you’ll fail.” He played along with you, pretending he couldn’t get away.

“You know I could beat you up, right?”

Jungkook laughed at that, he could easily beat you in a fight. Easily.

“I’m definitely the tougher one here. You wouldn’t stand a chance!” You playfully pushed Jungkook onto the couch, sitting on his stomach for three seconds.

“I. Win.” You smiled. Jungkook rolled his eyes, pushing you off of him so he could sit up.

Just as Jungkook was about to talk, your phone started ringing. You rushed to your bag and pulled your phone out. “It’s Namjoon,” You frowned, answering the call.

“Hi? Where are you? I told you to text me if Jungkook is okay.” Namjoon said, sounding slightly frustrated.

“Uh, sorry about that! He’s fine, just an overdramatic shit. I’ll leave now, see ya.” You turned to Jungkook, giving him a pointed look as you placed your phone in your bag again.

“Bye baby! Drive safe!” He said, leaning to kiss you. You pulled away, not wanting to get too caught up kissing him while he’s shirtless.

“Nope. Wait until I get back. Film a video so you can get paid again.” You slipped your shoes on and left Jungkook alone to figure out what to do for a video.

Stress and Massages // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: fluff, a bit of angst

Words: 2.8k

Relationship status: together

Warnings: swearing, body hatred, anxiety (not really a full attack, but close)

Summary: “I’m…I’m stressing out over nothing.” / “What’s ‘nothing’?” / “Shit I shouldn’t be worried about,” Dan responds. He sighs for the umpteenth time. “Fans, videos, YouTube in general…” He runs a hand through his hair, pushing it into a quiff. “Everything just…seems to be falling apart at the seams, and I don’t know how to fix it.”

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Scenario of if Tyler walked in on you right now, doing exactly what you're doing right now.

… Y’all I DIDN’T WANT ANYONE KNOWING WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW, IT’S. Alright, let’s do this noise. Know this. I blame my body and hormones for the way I am feeling right now.


My head pressed against the wood of my desk as small sobs bubbled out of my chest. The sounds of the video began to replay itself, my brain conjuring up the images and video to match the music. I ignored the sound of the front door opening, too wrapped up in my own thoughts to care.

“No no no, love, you were fine when I left,” I heard the rushed voice, a hand falling against my thigh as the chair next to me creaked. I looked up, the smile on Tyler’s face betraying the way his eyebrows etched together in concern. I moved instantly, my arms wrapping themselves around his neck to steady myself on his lap, my tears now falling on his clothed shoulder, his fingers immediately combing through my hair as to sooth me.

I heard him sigh deeply before the arm that was wrapped around my waist moved around, the sounds of the video shutting off with a single click. “you know you can’t watch those videos right now love,” he mumbled softly, gently rocking me in his arms. “told you that before I left.” I raised my face slowly, a small hiccup bubbling from my throat.

“I thought it was just a dog eating hamburgers,” I mumbled out, his hand reaching out to cradle my head yet again as fresh tears formed. “They bought him hamburgers before he, he-” he shushed me down yet again, giving me a few minutes before my sobs turned to silence.

“You’ve seen this video thousands of times,” he reminded, his lips pressing against the top of my head before continuing to mumble. “how does it still do this to you?” I kindly ignored his speech, moving so my face fell in front of his. He rolled his eyes as my palms fell against his cheeks, my eyes growing serious.

Is there a dog heaven?” He groaned loudly, his hands falling against mine, before pulling them away from his face.

“Yes, there is a dog heaven,” was his immediate response, having answered this question too many damn times to count. My mouth opened slightly, only to be cut off by Tyler continuing. “Yes all dogs go to heaven. No there is not a dog hell,” I went to speak again, a pout falling to my face as I was once again cut off. “No I don’t know how there can be a dog heaven without a dog hell,” one of his hands moved to tilt my face towards his, a small kiss ridding me of my pout. “Okay?” I nodded against the hand cupping my face tenderly, humming out a small ‘I just really love dogs.’ “I know you do love,” I kissed the tip of his nose gently as a comfortable silence set in.

“Will you get me chicken nuggets?” I mumbled into the silence, a groan mixing in with the small mumbles of ‘I’m vegan, I shouldn’t support this,’ and ‘a few more days and I get my girlfriend back,’ all while standing from his seat, setting me back in mine, a chaste kiss planted on my forehead before he was moving towards the door yet again.

“Love. No dog videos while I’m gone,” he warned before closing the door behind him. I hummed along with the sound of the car starting, reopening my window to yet again mindlessly scroll through Facebook.

“Three legged dog finds forever home with…“

4

Okay so OH BOY I NEED TO YELL ABOUT MOMOCON

So we went up to Georgia to see my girl @toumaakagikun, and with all the nonsense we had to put up with making it happen holy hell it was the best con of my life! We were getting stopped just about every step for pictures and we got to lead a damn army of skull grunts around and MAN it was great ahah~ We met so many awesome people and got to be in some fantastic shoots and videos that I still need to track down. I got more pictures of/with them I’ll be uploading soon, too!

Gladion was so easy compared to all my other cosplays good lord. There’s some stuff I’m fixing but I’m p dang happy with how he turned out

My group was @paladinjay as Guzma and @solidrox as our blue-haired grunt. The grunt with glasses is our boy Tev who doesn’t have a tumblr

Favorite moments of Zouis ?

I got an ask, and decided to TRY and answer it. :P

You know, this is a difficult question for two reasons. First of all there are soooo many great moments with Zouis, so it’s hard to just pick a few. And secondly, one of the things I love about Zayn and Louis is how low-key and natural their relationship always seemed to be. It just was and they never seemed to “act it up“ in front of the cameras. I could probably include 100 moments and still feel like I left out some really great ones. Still, I’ll try to sort out a few of my absolute favorites.

1. YOU

This has to be in the top, and I don’t think many Zouies would disagree… It’s so genuine, and Louis is so shy but happy about it. Zayn could have said ANYTHING! It wasn’t even supposed to be a person, but he picked Louis, and he even waited for everyone to quiet down before he have his answer so that he could say it properly eye to eye.

2. I love you!

I mean, this one too is quite obvious. They say they love each other, and the whole video is just full of Zouis love and teasing. In general young Zouis were so damn attached and cute!

3. Speaking of “I love you”, this video has always been a favorite for me.

Zouis showing love gives me life. It’s kind of a joke, but I get the feeling that is simply how they decided to say it to “hide it“. (No matter what reason they might have to keep it secret, maybe it was just for fun.) Seriously, this video, they don’t include the other members either. Maybe it was just the two of them in the cab?

So, I guess this video is at least a little less common. But I just like the joking nature, but how it kinda feels like a secret code between them. A lot of Zayn and Louis’ interactions are like that…

4. Partners in Crime

This I love just in general. How they have their ZAP club and always need to whisper secrets together and how they always team up. But the prank will always have a special place in my heart. Especially thanks to that hug in the end.

5. How they can’t stop touching each other!

That kiss on Louis’ hand is definitely a favorite! But there are so many nice moments to choose from, so I’ll just give you a whole bunch at once, even though I guess it’s kinda cheating. (But you never gave me any limit so…) These particular moments I just adore for various reasons:

6. Always there for each other.

I am also very weak for them helping each other… Because they do that a lot! And it’s just shows how they depend on each other and are just naturally like a married couple. Again, it’s just natural!

I think a lot of Zouis charm are in the small moments. <3

7. Whispering and secrets

That little gulp Zayn does, and how they barely have to use words to understand!!! And the eyes of course! I mean, just look at it. Also this is so typical for Zouis, to be in their own world together:

8. This moment! It almost looks sensual… ^^’‘

I mean, this interview, and this moment. I just can’t get over it! I don’t think I have to explain why?

9. A Zayn-smie and a Louis-smile

They just light up when they are together! I could watch these GIFs on repeat forever.

10. Candid

Not sure if it’s a moment, (it’s at least two) but I just love their candids… I’ll never get over these two moments in particular. Heathrow airport.

And of course I can’t forget about:

So there we go! I definitely forgot some moments, but again, there are so many that I love. I also cheated already with giving you maybe more of “things“ than “moments“. Still, I hope you all enjoyed reading this, and that you forgive me for including a few quite random moments while leaving out other quite big ones.

Also, Zouis-hour of 1D-day is just great all the way through! ;)

Keep loving Zouis everyone. <3

Brendon Urie x Reader : Adorkable

A/N: you guys always make me smile! thanks for all the love! as always, requests, questions, comments, etc., is accepted. you’re the best! hope you enjoy this one!

Anonymous said:
Hello! Is it okay if we get a part 3 to the Brendon Urie x reader for “ My dork” i really enjoyed it you write so well! Thank you and have a good day

part one date with a dork: http://thepatricktreestump.tumblr.com/post/149723249132/brendon-urie-x-reader-date-with-a-dork

part two you’re my dork: http://thepatricktreestump.tumblr.com/post/150382741932/brendon-urie-x-reader-youre-my-dork

“I already told you,” you laughed. “You have to go.”

“Nope,” Brendon shook his head, feet still stubbornly planted on the ground, and no matter how many times you leaned on him, shoved him, or tickled him, he would not move. “I’m staying right here with you.”

“What are your fans going to do?” you frowned. “Aren’t they going to miss you?”

“I’ll Periscope them,” he shrugged.

“Look,” you sighed. “I know, I don’t want you to go either. But you have a tour! You have prior arrangements! You can’t just drop everything for me!”

“But I want us to be together,” he whined. “It’s our three month anniversary.”

“Me too, babe. But we’ve both got jobs, we both have arrangements,” you reminded, wrapping your arms around him and kissing him on the cheek. “I’ve got a conference and you’ve got a tour. It’s only a couple months, come on, we can both survive this.”

“I don’t want to go,” he still complained like a small child. “I wanna be with you.”

“So do I,” you nodded, rubbing small circles on his back. “But you’re going to miss your plane if you don’t leave soon.”

“I don’t care,” he mumbled, hugging you tight. “I’m going to miss you too much.”

“I’m going to miss you too,” you admitted, pressing your head to his chest. “But we will have phone calls and video chats and texts, right?”

“It won’t be the same,” he argued, holding you tighter. “I can’t kiss you or wrap my arms around you. I can’t guarantee that you’ll be okay. I can’t go right to you if something goes wrong. I’ll be so far away. And I’m going to be heartbroken without you.”

“I am too,” you murmured. “I love you, Bren.”

“Love you too y/n,” he replied. He released the hug, wiping his tear stained face, taking a deep breath and trying on a weak smile. “To the airport, I guess.”

“Yeah,” you barely whispered. “Don’t forget me.”

“I won’t,” he reassured. “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“Stay safe,” you told him. “Have fun, smile, and don’t forget to sing your heart out. Please. For me.”

“Anything for you, sweetheart,” he kissed you softly on your lips, pulling away and staring into your eyes for what felt like the last time. “Goodbye. I’ll be back soon. I promise.”

When you found out that Brendon was going on tour the same time you had your conference, your immediate response was to freak out. You would be several countries away from Brendon, stuck in a fancy hotel room, answering questions for some of your fans, which you weren’t complaining, you absolutely loved them, you did, but you loved Brendon most. Three months into dating Brendon and you were both seeing each other almost everyday, going to bars, cuddling on the couch, watching movies, and cooking fun foods. You’d go to his concerts and he’d help you make videos. You both even attended some award shows together, your relationship was made public, and almost every one of his Periscopes had you in it. It was normal, and it was amazing, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Well, until this came along.

You didn’t tell Brendon until he figured out. He was going to book a vacation for you two in the middle of his tour, and you had to explain that you’d be out on conference, and his heart sunk into his chest. To think that you guys wouldn’t see each other in person for maybe a couple months was devastating. You spent all your time together, the big things and the little things, and so being without each other was almost incomprehensible. Brendon was your other half, and almost everyone else knew this as well as you two did. Your relationship was viral and famous, the two goofballs, YouTuber and rock star, put together for the perfect couple. You couldn’t have agreed more. While you did sometimes argue or fight about ridiculous things like what kind of sauce you wanted with wings or what movie to watch, you guys were perfect for each other. You were both easy going, light hearted, humorous and witty romantics, both deeply in love.

First week of the conference went great. You met a lot of your other fellow YouTubers and idols, such as Dan and Phil, Onision, Shane Dawson, Tyler Oakley, Tobuscus, PewDiePie, and even Troye Sivan. You smiled and laughed, a lot of your fans super caring and hilarious, asking questions that made you burst out into laughter or blew your mind, and it was so sweet to see so many people that cared. You signed a lot of things, ranging from posters to foreheads to even dogs, which you were a bit skeptical about at first, but decided there was no harm in it. The other YouTubers decided to make a compilation video of their favorite moments from the first week of conference, and you thought about it too, but as soon as you got on your computer and looked at the footage to edit, it all just felt wrong. Brendon was usually in each shot, making a silly face or singing a parody of a song, hugging you or giving you bunny ears, flipping the camera off or kissing your cheek while you were trying to talk. It was strange not seeing him in your edits, and it made you kind of sad.

It was starting the second week of conferences, and you had been texting and calling Brendon, who was extremely busy with tour, when you decided to video chat him. You hadn’t yet, and you decided now was a great time, relaxing in your hotel room and munching on your favorite snack. He picked up after a couple tries, and finally greeted you, his smile making your heart jump. Damn, you missed him so much. “Hey Brendon,” you grinned.

“Hey beautiful,” he responded. “How’s conference going?”

“Great,” you replied. “I met so many people, you’d love them.”

“Me too,” he added. “I have this hairstylist who is completely obsessed with you, he’s watched all your videos and knows almost every one of your Vines by heart, it’s great. He really wants to meet you, and I told him I’d make it happen. He’s super funny.”

“I’m glad,” you chuckled. “I can’t wait to meet him. I can’t wait to see you. I miss you, so fucking much.”

“You have no idea,” he sighed, running a hand through his hair. It looked like he was on the tour bus, sitting on a couch and drinking a beer.

“What are you doing?” you wondered.

“Uh,” he gave a nervous laugh. “Signing posters.”

“I don’t see any,” you smirked.

“Here,” he rolled his eyes, grabbing a poster and a marker beside him and waving it in front of the camera. “Do you see it now?”

“Yeah, yeah. Okay I see it,” you laughed. “How’s tour going?”

“It’s going great,” he smiled. “It would be better if you were here with me. I find myself looking on the side stage and forgetting that you’re not there.”

“Aw, I’m sorry,” you frowned. “I wish I could be there, babe.”

“It’s fine,” he shook his head. “I’m just glad you’re having fun.”

“I miss you,” you murmured. “A ton.”

“Well hopefully you won’t have to miss me too much…” he barely whispered.

“What?” you raised a curious eyebrow.

“How could you not miss all of this?” he joked, ignoring your comment and giving a sexy smile. “I mean, who wouldn’t?”

“Shut up, you flirt,” you giggled.

“So tell me a little bit more about this conference thing,” he sighed, leaning back in his chair. “What’s going on?”

“Well we had a question panel not too long ago, where fans could ask us things. We’re continuing it again tomorrow. Lately we’ve been doing some interviews and meeting other YouTubers, as well as making a compilation video. I wish you were here, you’d have so much fun,” you insisted. “You’d love it.”

“Would I now?” he asked.

“Yeah, you would,” you nodded.

“Well Dallon’s calling for me, so I’ve got to go. But hey, I’ll talk to you later, okay sweetheart?” he wondered.

“Definitely,” you agreed. “Love you.”

“Love you too y/n,” he waved goodbye before disconnecting. You closed your eyes, letting out a deep breath, and decided to go to sleep. You had a long day planned for tomorrow anyways.

You woke up, and surprisingly, felt something clinging onto you, or someone… You opened your eyes, coming to the reality of the situation, and looked down to reveal- what the actual fuck. “Brendon?” you widened your eyes.

“Hmm?” he yawned, releasing his embrace and sitting up on the edge of the bed. “Oh, hey.”

“What the fuck are you doing?” you exclaimed. “You’re supposed to be on tour! How did you even get in here? Why did you come? What the hell were you thinking?”

“You were dozed off when I arrived,” he shrugged. “I decided to let you get a couple hours of sleep in, I just sort of snuggled up beside you.”

“And you didn’t think to tell me you’d be coming?” you asked.

“Uh, surprise?” he gave a hesitant smile.

“Aren’t you supposed to be on tour?” you cried.

“I got a couple free days,” he chuckled. “Thought I might spend them with you.”

“Brendon,” you glared at him. “You know as well as I do that’s a lie.”

“Okay, fine you caught me,” he put his hands up in defeat, resisting a smirk. “I just missed you too much.”

“So you just dropped everything and decided to go get me?” you exclaimed.

“Yeah. Pretty romantic, huh?” Brendon raised his eyebrows. “Prince Charming move.”

“Asshole move,” you shoved him playfully. “All your fans are going to lose their minds!”

“You want to know the best part?” he questioned.

“What?” you widened your eyes.

“Zach doesn’t even know,” he beamed. “They think I went missing.”

“Brendon!” you shrieked. “You’re going to get in so much fucking trouble because of me!”

“It’s not your fault,” he shook his head. “Come on, relax, it’ll be fine. We’ll have so much fun together. Right?”

“What even?” you just stared at him. “What the hell makes you think it’s okay to just drop your job and commitments and fly a couple countries over to get to me?”

“You,” he giggled.

“You’re a fucking idiot!” you groaned. He still sat there, smiling at you. “Ugh, I love you.”

“Love you too,” he smiled.

“You’re stupid though,” you narrowed your eyes. “And they’re all going to kill you.”

“It’s fine,” he waved you off.

“How did you even get here?” you wondered.

“I bribed Dallon by upping his paycheck,” he explained. “We snatched the tour bus keys and headed out. Got an overnight flight at the airport. Then we both rented taxis. He’s going to go visit Breezy and leave me here. We’ll be gone for a couple days before we head back. Until then, we’re both ignoring Zach’s phone calls and texts.”

“Won’t people be searching for you?” you asked.

“They won’t care,” he shook his head. “I pull crazy shit all the time, they should know by now.”

“Yeah? But disappearing? What if they thought someone kidnapped you and Dallon?” you insisted. “You should’ve left a note or something.”

“It’s fine, don’t worry about me,” he reassured.

“What about Kenny and Dan?” you still persisted. “What about the crew?”

“Y/n, you overthink way too much. Take it easy,” he sighed. “You’ve got a question panel later today, you don’t need anymore stress, babe.”

“So what do you want to do?” you inquired. “I’m afraid I’ve got a sort of busy schedule.”

“I can tag along, if that’s okay,” he suggested. “I just want to spend time with you. I don’t care what we’re doing.”

“You’ll get to meet a lot of people,” you grinned. “I think you’ll love the other YouTubers. They’re really funny, they’ve got your sense of humor, and a couple of them can sing too.”

“We could have a karaoke night!” Brendon’s eyes lit up.

“Yeah,” you laughed. “We could.”

“Do you guys throw parties and stuff?” he asked.

“Not yet, I don’t think,” you replied. “Then again, I wouldn’t know. I’m the socially awkward geek.”

“With the absolutely handsome boyfriend,” he added.

“Uh huh,” you rolled your eyes.

“So are you going to film a video soon?” he inquired. “I mean, you’ve got all the other YouTubers here. I’m sure they’re working on stuff.”

“Well I was having some difficulties with editing,” you admitted. “It’s actually harder without you. I’m used to you helping me with the punchlines and comic relief. You make people laugh better.”

“Are you saying you’re not funny?” he narrowed his eyes. “Because you’re almost funnier than I am.”

“No, I’m just saying that I’m having, I don’t know, the YouTuber’s version of writer’s block I guess. If that’s even a thing,” you chuckled.

“You’re in a slump,” he clarified. “It happens to everyone.”

“I was wondering if you had any ideas,” you invited.

“Well I do believe we never finished that sex tape,” he reminded.

“Appropriate ideas,” you glared at him.

“No, just think about it,” he went on. “We can involve some others, maybe get a threesome going-”

“Absolutely not,” you argued. “You’ll get me kicked out of here.”

“Fine, fine,” he giggled. “You’re right, it was a bad idea.”

“You’re smart, you should think of something,” you groaned, leaning on his shoulder.

“Just a couple minutes ago you were calling me an idiot,” he pointed out.

“You have your moments,” you explained.

“I’ve got it!” he decided. “We take the other YouTubers hostage, okay? We can sneak into their rooms in the middle of the night and just snatch them up. And we’ll make it into this huge movie, and leave clues and ransoms, and we’ll become famous. And instead of a YouTuber and rock star, we’ll just start a whole different business, and become celebrity kidnappers. Huh?”

“Definitely not,” you rolled your eyes. “No.”

“No?” he asked.

“That’s fucking crazy, Brendon,” you shook your head, kissing him on the cheek.

“Well you know what they say,” he smirked. “Crazy equals genius.”

“You’re adorkable,” you laughed.

“Is that good?” he frowned.

“It’s great,” you grinned. “It’s the best thing in the world.”

Okay but Reyder Life is Strange AU

Ryder gets shot in front of Reyes and dies. In a state of absolute shock and panic, Reyes somehow rewinds time and saves his lover. At first he’s obviously freaked out and doesn’t understand what has happened. But then he starts experimenting with his newly discovered powers and decides that they are the best thing ever, allowing him to get everything he wants. He was always lowkey jealous of Ryder’s amazing biotics, so now the tables have turned and Reyes feels almost like a god. Obviously, he uses and abuses his powers recklessly, maybe saving Ryder’s life a couple more times in the process.

However, he learns eventually that his actions have consequences and that the fact that he has messed up with time will bring destruction and mayhem to Kadara. So he has now a choice. He can either save Kadara (all the people who live there, all his contacts and resources as the Charlatan) but let Ryder die or he can save Ryder but watch the whole planet crumble to dust.

He chooses Ryder. No hesitation. Reyes knows he’s a selfish man, he can’t sacrifice someone dear to him, he simply can’t. And he knows that he can live with the guilt of letting thousands of people die but he can’t live without Ryder.  

anonymous asked:

4 bokuroo sfw please?

4. “Stop sending me that on my phone!”

Bokuto is a natural born teaser whether he means to be or not. And most of the time he really doesn’t mean to be, honest. It’s like second nature to him, though, and even things that he thinks are genuine and not teasy at all, really are incredibly teasing, and Kuroo has no idea how to handle it. 

Especially when Bokuto starts snap chatting him videos of his fingers, wiggling in the air and causing butterflies to flutter in Kuroo’s stomach. 

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My theory of awesome

Thesis: Josh is the anti-Blurryface

Comment: This is regarding the music videos as a singular narrative

Evidence: Firstly, we can look at Heathens, which shows Josh as a figment of Tyler’s imagination. It could be seen as a sort of ‘backstory’ for the character of Josh.

Secondly, in HeavyDirtySoul, Josh can be seen as a sort of figure that Blurryface is ‘versing’ and trying to destroy (the car always driving to him) taking Tyler with him. However, he is unable to.

Thirdly, in Fairly Local, the character of 'Tyler’ isn’t there, he is Blurry the whole time. Josh is also there. The space they are in could be seen as Tyler’s mind. They also dressed almost identically in this video, representing two parts of Tyler’s mind.

Conclusion: I’ve done too many scientific essays.

i just yeah i know like every sappy post says this and will say this and will never stop saying this but i am on a cloud !!! im so infinitely happy for n proud of dan every single day thts literally it like GOD . bitch i love him and his happiness n how comfortable he is the past however long stretch of time makes my heart feel like it’ll BURST. hes come so far n is gonna do so much n im glad we get to witness even a little bit of tht u kno. end of the day he’s just a damn GUY who makes videos and tweets sometimes but idk his reach is wild he’s changed so many lives for the better n i’m glad his life seems to have too on the way there

He’d meant to send it privately. Shit. Fuck. God damn it.

Tsukishima Kei stares at the many screenshots of the video he’d posted half an hour ago, captions added, and the many “OMG I DoWNLOADED IT IN CasE HE DELETS ITFHJ” that go with it. His phone is blowing up next to him, and he knows it’s Tadashi, but he can’t bring himself to answer the calls and texts. He’s too busy trying to figure out how he could be so fucking stupid.

He shouldn’t have hit record and said his feelings. He shouldn’t have posted the video privately on tumblr to send to Tadashi. He shouldn’t have accidentally hit “unprivate” while he was editing the posts caption.

Maybe confessing to Tadashi with a video was a bad idea.

With a groan, Tsukishima hits play on the video that just ruined his life. He doesn’t even want to watch it, he has no idea why he is. Maybe to rub it in his own face that his life is ruined?

“So…Uh…I don’t know how to start this. Uh…Yamaguchi. I’m bad with feelings, and talking, and talking about my feelings, and– You get it. But I knew from the first time….I saw you…that you were going to ruin my life. I knew from the moment I hit play on your videos. From your pretty face, to your…sweet, perfect attitude, never not smiling…I just knew. And…” Tsukishima in the video gulps, pushing up his glasses, and Tsukishima in real life wants to pound his head against his head against his desk until he dies, because honestly.

“I like you, Yamaguchi. I– I really do. Like, a lot. Embarrassingly so. I would never be able to tell you to your face, and I know you’re always on your tumblr, so…I made this. Please, uh– if you don’t return my feelings…just pretend this didn’t happen.

“I don’t want anything to change between us, I…I just enjoy our time together, and if we were to…go out…I wouldn’t be opposed to doing that….So…Bye.”

God, you’re so awkward, Kei!

Tsukishima groans, and lets his head fall to his desk. “Fucking kill me!..”

Tsukishima watches his dashboard with disdain through his skewed glasses. He feels sick. Tadashi is going to leave him forever, now, and it’s all his fault. Damn it.

His computer dings, and he groans. He lifts his head, and frowns at the message tab. He only has messaging open for friends.

Opening the window begrudgingly, Tsukishima feels his breath leave him. Tadashi’s url is highlighted, and Tsukishima can see the cursed “tadafries sent you a video!” flashing on the screen. He can’t escape him, can he? With a groan, Tsukishima clicks on the message, and sees a video clip. Trying not to cringe at being rejected in the same unconventional way he confessed, he presses play. 

The video goes full screen, and Tsukishima watches as Tadashi appears on screen. 

“Hi, uh…Tsukki… Ha– uh, this is weird…making a video just to one person. Ah… You’re not answering my calls…Or my texts…Or your door. I went and knocked on the door, and it was locked… So I figure you’re not getting the memo here. I like you too. So much it hurts sometimes. Really. 

“You’re sweet, and handsome, and your soft, and I can’t tell you enough how you’ve changed me. So, uh…I guess when you finally look.” 

“Shit.” Tsukishima slams his laptop shut, and pounds his head against the desk. “Stupid stupid stupid.” 

Lifting his phone, he peeks at the screen. Twenty text messages, fifteen calls. God, is he an idiot. He needs to fix this. 

Getting to Tadashi’s house takes less time than usual, and he fears he’s disturbed the neighbors by time Tadashi opens up. “Tsukki?..” 

“I’m sorry I’m such an idiot.” 

“You’re not an idiot.” 

“I am! I posted a video about my feelings for you online. I didn’t mean to, I was just going to send it to you… The point is, I– I was so stupid–”

“Tsukki.” 

“Yeah?” 

“Do you like me?” 

“Y…eah?..” Tsukishima frowns, brows furrowing. “I like you a lot.” 

“Then shut up and kiss me.” 

So he does. 

anonymous asked:

Cole is very respectful of the crew and the work that they are doing (and the cast too of course). I remember in the Reddit post he made that said how important it was the 2nd season having 22 episodes was because it was giving so many people jobs. In the video, it was obvious he was trying to fight (for lack of a better word) to let the RD people *do* their damn jobs.

Oh exactly—-and since Cole has held other jobs besides actor and photographer, he really respects what others do, because he’s awesome…..

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Request by anon: Hiya! can you do a fic where Sam and Reader are twins (twin brother and twin sister). Dean is very protective when it comes to protecting his brother and sister. So when Sam and reader are taken or threatened by whatever evil that’s after them, Dean goes into a VERY overprotective older brother mode because nobody messes with his little brother or sister.

Word Count: 2386

Warnings: None

A/N: Sorry this might be a little confusing. This was my oneshot trying to get out of my writers block, plus it’s just really hard to write a shifter story without it being confusing because there are so many duplicate people, you know?


“Gimme that remote!” Dean yelled, lunging for you. Your laughter bounced off the walls of the motel room, annoying him. He showed no mercy when he tackled you onto the bed and wrestled for the remote.

Both of you had been trained to fight practically your whole lives, but this feud was anything but graceful and refined. This was the sibling rivalry. A fight for honor. Elbows and legs were everywhere as you two grappled for the remote. Through it all, you were laughing. Even when Dean head-butted you in the stomach and you had the breath knocked out of you, you still managed to wheeze in laughter.

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My favourite thing was how many people seemed to be confused… ‘cause this video blew up. A lot of people somehow stumbled across this video on my channel that maybe don’t watch all of my videos and they were like 'Wow, this guy’s audience is really mean. He looks really sad. Why is this big YouTuber just looking at the camera like he’s just waiting for death at any moment?’ And there was just so many kind of adorably concerned - there were even like edgy teenage boys, commenting like 'damn I feel bad for this guy’ - so well done. Well done me for having the sense of humour, well done you for having it too and joining in. We made lots of people on YouTube concerned for my well being, which kind of was the point of the whole thing, so well done us!
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@danisnotonfire during his live show on the 17th of January 2017

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Dan’s take on his The Top Dan Memes of 2016 video. Apparently, sharing a weird humour was worthy of an applause.