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Daddy's Little Kitten

Felt like writing a DD/LB drabble of Ereri ;)

Curving his back off the couch at the sound of the front door closing, Levi dropped to his hands and knees and cocked his head to the side as he closely watched Eren stroll into the house.

“Welcome back, Daddy.” He softly purred. “I’ve missed you.”

Eren smirked and pulled his armani suit jacket off his shoulders, his eyes glued on his pet wearing a pair of small black cat ears, a black collar adorned with a little silver bell stitched to the front, a white oversized sweater, and pink fuzzy thigh highs. If he did not have such a strong composure, he would have done pounced on him by now, but since he did have the strength to restrain himself from such desires, he took the time to admire his little. 

Levi was five years younger than him, Eren being thirty, and had a way nastier potty mouth than Eren who occasionally shushed him with his pacifier whenever he got out of hand. There were many more littles who wanted Eren as their Daddy, but when he caught sight of Levi, he was done for. Levi was more daring than the others, and that alone made him stand out to Eren. Every now and then, he’d have to send him to his cage, but it wasn’t like it was a reoccurring concept. Usually when Levi got out of hand, his punishments consisted of being slapped repeatedly on the ass, choked during sex, or had his orgasms denied. However, Levi has increasingly been looking forward to disobeying him with every chance he got just so he could be treated a little rougher in the sheets than usual. And that thrilled Eren more than he was willing to admit.

Inclining his neck to the side, Eren caught sight of the butt plug he bought him a while back with the end of the long black cat tail shoved nicely into his ass so that it swayed from side to side whenever he moved and tossed his jacket onto the back of his dining chair.

“What are you doing, kitten?” Eren cooed playfully, his viridian eyes watching Levi curve his body into the couch cushion and wiggle his ass in the air.

“I’m bored,” He whined, a sinful grin surfacing as he sat up and spread his legs open, his pretty cock hiding behind the black lace panties he chose to wear as he leaned forward on his hands. “I wanna play.”

Eren cocked his eyebrow and loosened his tie from around his neck. “Why?” He calmly questioned, slowly moving his hands to undo his tie from around his neck.

Levi huffed and kept his silver eyes on Eren, licking his lips as he watched his Daddy place his tie over his jacket. “Because I said so and I’m horny.”

Eren’s lips twitched in amusement. “So, what? You think that just because you’re horny that Daddy is going to give you what you want?”


Eren shook his head and wiggled his finger. “Such a bad kitten.” He whispered, walking over to him. “I should punish you.”

Levi swallowed and bit his lip from grinning. He didn’t want Eren to know that he enjoyed being punished by him. It was his dirty little secret. Especially when he wrapped his big hands gingerly around his slender neck and pounded erratically into him, making him whimper and moan like a pampered princess. His pampered princess

Just when he was about to speak up, Eren pressed his finger against his lips and shushed him. “But not today.” He started, both surprising and disappointing Levi. “Not when you’re dressed like this.” He softly cooed.

Levi felt pleasing chills run down his spine as Eren gently pushed him back down on the couch and fluidly gripped the backs of his thighs to wrap them around his waist and stare at him playfully.

“You wanna play, princess?” Eren huskily whispered, his hands moving to follow the dip of his sides and the vague creases of his underlying chest muscles to capture his small, uncalloused hands in his and pin them above his head.

Levi nodded and withered beneath him, whimpering when the butt plug dug a little deeper inside, making his breath hitch. “Yes please.”

Eren hummed, his sea green eyes piercing into Levi’s pools of morphine, a hint of a smirk pulling at his lips. “Then we’ll play, my little kitten.”

anonymous asked:

Okay so this is weird but I feel you could understand. So the guy I have a major crush on just revealed himself to be a Ravenclaw and gave me a high five when I said I was one, too. Knowing now that he likes Harry Potter and actually sorted himself (into my house) makes him even more attractive ☺️ Swoon Not necessarily a question, i just wanted s.o. Who understands to know

where can I find me a guy like that? 

I really am feeling bad for my nephew and was so close to crying for him-

wait u guys fuck

so last night this guy i used to hook up with was trying to hangout w me n shit and like just wanted us to hangout get drunk be cute or whatever and i blew him off to go to some random guys house bc he was hot but the guy ended up being annoying as hell and gave me like 40 hickeys which is so fucking annoying so im just like ugh ew and he has kids n shit big mistake…. but then today!! this new guy that ive been hooking up with and who i really like asked me to hangout tn and i was like oh helll yea text me later!! and its 10:30 and he hasnt texted me but also hes at a concert so? but then also just right now the guy that i used to hookup with just texted me to hangout again and now im like well shit do i go with the guy i used to hookup with or!! do i wait for the other guy to text me back????? also i blocked the other guys number idk why hes involved in the situation other than the fact that all the hickeys are obvious and i dont want anyone to call me a slut lmfao my life is so messy :( 

there’s an episode where the patient mirrors whoever is in charge of the dynamic in the room and he mirrors house every time except when wilson is in the room and they have a conversation about how house bottoms I couldn’t make this up

My housemate got completely wasted last night and ran out of the house because he “wanted to see the snow” and even though I was also pretty drunk I felt vaguely responsible for him so I threw on a coat and ran outside and found him a block away passed out in a snow-bank and had to physically drag him home which was quite a task because a) he is a 6'2 German man and b) I have the strength of a toddler.

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Roman Reigns Blurb request - The Introduction

Anonymous asked: Can you do a blurb where you’re friends with Seth and he introduces you to Roman at a house party and you hit it off. Make it smutty please. Thank you!!

Seth and I had been friends for years. He had always talked about Roman but somehow, for as much as we both hung out with our mutual friend, we always seemed to miss each other when we were in the same town or city. So, I was nothing short of shocked when I stepped through the doorway of Seth’s Tampa home and found the man himself sprawled out on the sectional. I swear he took up half of it.

“Is this the infamous Cassie I hear so much about but never see?” His deep voice matched his size and boomed across the room as he stood up with a huge grin on his face.

“One and the same,” Seth grinned back at him.

He strode over to where I was standing in a few short steps and put his hand out, “Hey, I’m Roman, pleasure to finally meet ya.”

I took his hand in mine and looked up at the man towering over me. “Cassandra but everyone calls me Cassie.” I couldn’t take my eyes off of him, “Jesus, how fucking tall are you?”

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Without You

phillip hamilton x reader

prompt #2: “you said what to your teacher?”

a/n: ah i need to write my hamwriters write-a-thon fics so badly, but i’m taking a small break and writing this instead oops


Phillip saw nothing but red as he stormed his way to your place, his footsteps pounding against the cobblestone roads in a flurry of noise. He knew you were the only one who would understand his actions. 

His friends saw it as foolish, his parents saw it as embarrassing, and he made a fool of himself in front of his whole Literature class.

He was making his father proud not humiliating his family’s legacy, right?

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that whole episode where wilson is like “he’s dare I say…asexual” and house really throws himself at the task of being a gay who erases asexuality

The Demon’s Song

So after another watch of Thursday’s episode (which, let’s be honest, I could rewatch forever and ever and ever), I finally made a connection that had been bugging me since my first watch. When Ramiel walks toward his house, before we ever see his face, he’s whistling a very famous aria from Verdi’s Rigoletto.

Now initially, my thoughts were along the lines of “my, what a classy demon. He listens to opera!” followed by “there is way more to it than that.” But because I hadn’t seen the full episode yet, I still struggled to make the connection, and later forgot about it.

However, watching again tonight, it hit me. “La donna è mobile” is an aria sung by the womanizing count in Rigoletto who seduces Rigoletto’s daughter. The lyrics to the song, in English, can be translated thus:

Woman is fickle
Like a feather in the wind,
She changes her voice — and her mind.
Always sweet,
Pretty face,
In tears or in laughter, — she is always lying.
Always miserable
Is he who trusts her,
He who confides in her — his unwary heart!
Yet one never feels
Fully happy
Who on that bosom — does not drink love!
Woman is fickle
Like a feather in the wind,
She changes her voice — and her mind,
And her mind,
And her mind!

This is a song about a woman whose face belies her true intent. It’s about a woman who lies. Now, who in this episode lies to everyone else…? 

Oh right.

The use of this song, I believe, is meant to foreshadow the revelation that Mary is lying to the boys. At this point in the episode, all we know is that she has been sneaking around in basements, ostensibly to pee (which, as a side note, Cas understands, LOL). However, we will later learn that Mary is going behind the boys’ backs, asking for help in eliminating a demon and leaving out the part where she plans to steal the Colt from him–a plan which ends up risking their lives, killing Wally, and almost killing Cas. Further, she is doing so for the shifty British Men of Letters, whom none of her boys trust.

It will certainly be interesting to see what will happen to Mary when the boys (inevitably) find her out. Although…I mean…it’s not like keeping secrets from one another isn’t what this family does best, lol.

anonymous asked:

Luke Harper is married and has a kid. Not sure if it's a son or daughter, but if it's a girl... god help the boys who show up at that house. He'll scare the holy fuck out of them lol

Tbh even if it’s not a girl lmao he’ll scare whoever tries to date his child away

anonymous asked:

6.05 Why do you think Quinn ascended the stairs in the Franny method? Also, when he slipped on the stairs going down, that definitely did not look deliberate. Or maybe it was? Or maybe Rupes' ankle is still weak?

He lets the ESU team see his location in the house on purpose when he goes to the window, and then changes his location. He is ascending the stairs with the Franny method (LOL) to remain undetected. Not sure about the slip, I didn’t catch that. But I know I will be rewatching this episode a bunch of times, it was AMAZING!

As I was leaving my Sister District meeting tonight and bid my friend goodbye as she got her Lyft, I walked with two of the guys from the meeting back to the Metro and they were like “oh, how did you and your friend meet?” and I was like “Oh um. We both like Les Mis and there’s a whole fandom and everything and actually lots of local DC people I met that way” and one of them turned and his eyes lit up and he was like “I LOVE LES MIS” and talked to me about how he took a picture of Victor Hugo’s house in Paris that was a museum but didn’t get to go in and I was like I WENT THERE, and then I told him about the BBC miniseries and he was like omg so probably we’re gonna be friends now. Shared political activism and shared love of Les Mis can go a longgggggg way with me. 

Hunting You - Dan x Reader (Supernatural AU) - Chapter 5

Synopsis: (Y/N) Winchester and her two brothers, Sam and Dean travelled across the country hunting everything that goes bump in the night from Vampires to Demons. But one hunt they meet two new hunters on the circuit, Dan and Phil. The two British hunters detest the Winchesters, but start to see the other side of the trio.

Warnings: None (I think…)

Catch up: Masterlist

14 hours and lots of annoying each other later, we finally arrived at Bobby’s house. We all pulled our bags from the trunk of Baby and knock on the screen door to Bobby’s house. He came to the door and pulled it open, he wore his famous (among us) baseball cap and a red and white flannel with a green torn vest over top.

“Bobby!” I shouted as he opened up the door for us, I immediately pulled him in for a hug and he reluctantly wrapped his arms around me. Dean and Sam trailed behind me into his house, I ran curiously quickly and placed my bag on one of the spare beds.

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