he's hot shit and he knows it

By request (which are open fyi)

Sebastian Stan with a Curvy Significant Other:

  • running his hands up and down your waist
    • “You’re gorgeous. How’d I get so lucky” 
  • kissing you all over
    • “Whats so funny?” When you laugh
  • him waking up at five am to work out
    • “come with me, babe. i promise it’ll be fun”
      • working out is a pretty big part of his life, and working out or just going to sit and keep him company is fun for you, too.
    • breakfast after
  • being rough during sex
    • “do you know how hot you are, huh? so fucking hot i swear to god”
  • sometimes he says stuff that hurts you
    • he wouldn’t notice at first
      • “what? what’s wrong? shit, did i say something? oh god, i said something, didn’t i?”
      • holding onto you really tight
      • “i’m such an asshole, i’m so sorry. i don’t deserve you.”
      • “you’re beautiful and i’m so stupid.”
  • your weight doesn’t really make a difference

dude holy shit, so this guy comes frantically knocking on my door at 12AM and won’t stop so i get up, and he’s asking if i know who’s garage is the garage number 21-22 and i say idk and he leaves

so i decide to get up for good bc my bed was too hot and i open the window to get some air and i hear this fucking conversation;
this poor dude’s car’s tires are sliced up, and someone wrote ‘i’m pregnant’ on his car’s window with a lipstick, and this married guy has no fucking idea who, why and what the fuck. there’s police outside & everything.

and i feel.. SO BAD bc i HEARD THIS HAPPEN.

I HEARD A WEIRD SOUND OUTSIDE AT 3AM AND I DIDN’T BOTHER TO CHECK. THIS HAPPENED RIGHT BELOW MY WINDOW.

he’s now reassuring his wife and telling her he has no mistress, and she’s laughing a lot so i think she’s more amused by the situation than worried.
thank god too bc, imagine losing your wife’s trust bc some vindictive moron couldn’t take a second glance at who’s car she’s destroying.

also he’s now genuinely worried about the dude who regularly parks his car in that spot, he’s like “what if it’s for him, what if someone’s really pregnant??”

turns out that’s why he was knocking on my door too, that garage goes with my apartment, but ofc i don’t have a car and the owner of my apartment doesn’t park there either since he lives elsewhere, so i got no idea who’s car this was aimed for. I might keep watch who regularly parks there, if anyone.

so this is some real life drama i woke up to, or better yet, that woke me up today.

casual reminder that

at the banquet

Victor stalked followed Yuuri with his gaze

his very focused

curious gaze…

ALL

FREAKING

NIGHT

LONG

Y'all, I’m just so thankful because I honestly went into YOI expecting Viktor to be an asshole, diva, stuck-up superstar that’s hot shit and he knows it but… that’s not what I got at all??? Like, yeah, he’s a little bit of a diva. And yeah, he’s a superstar. But he’s also so PURE?? And earnest? He doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s just going around fucking winging it half the time but he’s so happy with Yuuri and he wants to be a good coach and prove that he can do a good job and he gets so excited about little things and stuffs his face with katsudon and #ninjas and says “wow” in his cute little voice and I just… I will never be able to thank Kubo-sensei enough for the wonderful gift that is Viktor Nikiforov.

HE

Supernatural:  10 Lessons From Tonight’s Episode.

“Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets,” season 12, episode 10

1.  Dean has no concept of personal space or social propriety.

And Sam, as always, is the perpetually done third wheel.

2.  He is also an embarrassingly worried boyfriend.

Look at this asshole, just swooping in out of nowhere to check in on his bae.  Fucking whipped. 

3.  And just embarrassing in general.

4.  Cas’s sass levels are astronomical. 

Crowley could probably take lessons from him at this point, to be honest.

5.  Cas has zero time for the gender binary (and has always been hot and done.)

Look at this bad bitch, hopping from gender to gender like a Virginia Woolf protagonist.  He knows that the binary is a useless human construct, and he ain’t got time for that shit.  

6.  He’s also always been really, really cute (and really, really not straight.)

One thing I love about Cas getting an (adult) female vessel is it not only confirms his lack of definable gender (which we’ve seen with other angels, but a main character is a different matter entirely), is that it ends the notion of his heterosexuality.  So you say he’s always been attracted to girls?  Well, at the very least, that makes him a genderfluid lesbian.  

In other news, the writers played themselves, and Cas is now technically confirmed to be as straight as that (adorable) jaunty hat he’s wearing.

7.  Dean is getting much better at emotional honesty.

Words I’ve been waiting to hear since season six.

8.  *Nothing to say here, just incoherent sobbing.*

9.  He literally loves Cas more than life itself.

And everybody knows it.  Except Cas.

10.  But especially poor, poor, Sam.


Overall rating:  10/10 for gayness, cute 20th century attire, healthy communication, Cas centricity, and worried Dean.  Well done, SPN!  


Gif credit to:  @shirtlesssammy, @codestielckles, @supernaturaldaily, @novaks, @yourfavoritedirector,  @deanslittlebabyboy

9

hoseok birthday bonanza!

day 06 - dancing

I like the fics where Derek or Stiles get jealous, but what about if everyone else assumes that they’re jealous or possessive, but they really don’t give a shit because they trust each other.

“Stiles did you see Derek’s chatting with that really hot bartender?”
“I hope he’s grabbing me another beer while he’s at it.”

“Derek where’s Stiles?”
“He’s got some overnight project for his astronomy class.”
“Isn’t that the one with that guy who keeps hitting on him?”
“Probably.”
“Don’t you care?”
“Nah.”

“Dude, did you see that hot mom jogging with Derek?”
“I’m really impressed that she can keep up with him, I know I can’t.”
“It doesn’t bother you?”
“No why would it?”

I’m just all about Stiles and Derek trusting each other and not getting jealous when someone else flirts with them because they know at the end of the day they’re going home together. 

YURI!!! ON ICE EPISODE 7

So let’s think again about this wonderful rollercoaster we got tonight 

at first we see yuri and he’s nervous AF like for real 

(notice victor in the background? he’s so in love

Victor then tells him to get some rest (and of course he’ll be there too because they’re in fucking love and shit) 

meanwhile the cute and innocent Guang-Hong Ji performs and looks majestic AF. like some cute lil’ fairy 

his performance is about some mafia and gangsta shit and he thinks about his backstory all the time, Georgi can be seen playing an enemy in his mind and then - tam tam tam - his character meets “old friends” and whom does he picture? g u e s s 

FUCKING RIGHT 

LEO DE LA IGLESIA, hot Mr. USA with even hotter eyebrows! that boy’s the shit and Guang-Hong fucking knows this! (they are so together) 

he finishes and is surrounded by loads of teddy bears bc he’s smol and has to be protected (i bet the one he’s holding is from LEO)

he’s kinda pissed and wants to quit social media but pls child do yourself and us a favor and keep your instagram updatet (cute pics w/Leo pls) 

Guang-Hongs performance drives yuri even more insane, he’s a fucking wrack, he can’t handle himself. and he still hasn’t got any sleep (just like me right now) 

victor HAS TO STEP in 

next one to perform is phichit and he’s glorious as ever, he shines and everyone is bewitched - the world (and myself) loves him 

after phichit we see Christophe, who - as usual - jerks off at the end of his performance, I guess he loves nothing more than himself and the attention he gets (but I guess he wouldn’t turn down victors ass) 

(here he’s releasing himself) 

BUT 

Christophe’s performance gave us some major throwback to a flowercrown goddess named victor who looks a fucking lot like Lana Del Rey (or should I say: Lana Del GAY) for some reason 

During this time victor took yuri to a parking lot (??) to calm him down 

where he - for some unknown reason - can still hear the cheering of the fans

I mean it’s a parking lot, it shouldn’t be that near? 

he looks wasted. he looks like he popped too much molly the night before 

I feel sorry for him 

some prep talk down in the parking lot 

I think this looks a lot like a soon to be kiss scene 

but then we’re interrupted by Phichit and his score and the USA hottie called Leo 

because now is his fucking time to shine (you’d think) 

but no, back to the gays 

victor came up with a plan to motivate yuri but it backfires .. kinda 

he still thinks he did the right thing (maybe he did?)

no bebe pls 

he’s kinda hating himself right now 

victor’s not prepared for what’s coming

all I see is a baby that has to be protected at all costs (and needs to be comforted by his one true love and mentor victor)

but NO with all this drama going on we missed Leo’s performance (which was fucking hot obvi bc he’s super hot and his boyfriend’s cute af so what the fuck went wrong?) 

he looks so disappointed. Guang-Hong should cheer him up ASAP 

then Georgi pulls off another emo performance which is so obvi about his ex that she fucking leaves the room (me too girl, me too) and then he gets even more emo. his thoughts during that performance gave me the creeps 

the two bfs enter the scene, they look kinda down like they had a huge fight 

pls make up in a special way, pretty pleeease 

a rare yurio appears, checks his instagram and realizes that he missed the oh-so-important kür, ooooops (I guess)

a good bf is there to watch his SO

he catches his (used) tissue, in medieval times that would be considered immense flirting y’know 

oh my 

he let it fall on purpose to do the HAIR THINGY i’m dead

he looks ready to fight and to cheer for his better half 

and yuri nails it, he’s so good and he looks more gorgeous THAN EVER! Nobody expected him to be that sexy and badass and perf and victor is there like “It’s all mine” 

“Look at my hot ass boyfriend, can’t wait to get that ass into my bed tonight”

then he does some extravagant shit and some really daring turns and twists and combinations that even victor didn’t do at the end of a performance 

he surprises everyone, but victor the most 

how?

HOW??? 

and then there’s yurio sitting in front of the TV and is like 

“I’m kinda pissed but also impressed” 

then yuri finishes 

and he stands there and waits for a sign from victor; approval, happiness, anger 

but he just 

runs

at first he’s confused bc his mentor fucking runs but then he gets the message and 

starts to ice skate into victors direction 

he thinks he did finde and that victor is satisfied with his performance 

but then 

victor shows him that didn’t just fine 

He did GREAT and therefore deserves a fucking kiss in front of fucking everyone because they are gay AF and they’re not afraid to show it 

everyone on the bleachers was like O_o 

this is the look of love the look of pure admiration and they just love eachother so deeply, they care for eachother so much and make eachother so happy and they need to be together. they bring out the best in eachother, they’re so pure and need to be protected 

after this glorious kiss the show had to go on and the champ was - tam tam tam - 

Phichit!!!!! and he deserved it (in my opinion)

I’d even say Yuri wasn’t disappointed because he had other things on his mind in that moment, *sigh*

there was only one person who was not fucking happy about the kiss and all the love 

smol and angry kitten yurio sat in front of the TV and promised himself to get revenge (and I’m really excited to see that tbh) 

but he’ll be met by the cloud of love that surrounds victor and yuri and will be immediately a fluffy smol kitten with no anger left 

this love should surround the world and everyone deserves to be happy and I’m fucking happy and I love them, bye 

9

Negan in Every Episode» The Cell
See that guy? He hustles. I like hustle. But believe it or not, things weren’t always cool between us. See, D here. He worked for points, him and his super hot wife and her super hot sister. But, see, sis. She needed meds. And that shit is hard to scavenge, so it cost more. Sis fell behind on points, so I asked her to marry me. Told her I would take care of her in sickness and in health, blah blah blah, because I am a stand-up guy. She tells me that she’s gonna think about it. Next thing you know, I’m dealing with an orange situation. Dwighty boy here stole all the medication and took off with his super hot wife and my super hot maybe soon-to-be fiancée. So I had to send my guys after him. Because I can’t let something like that stand. There are rules. Cost me an arm and a leg going after him. And you know what. Dwighty boy? He still got away. But here’s the thing. D. He saw the light. He manned up. He came back. He asked for my forgiveness. I like that. Made me take notice. But Lucille. Well you know how she is. She is a stickler for the rules. So, Dwight he begged me not to kill Sherry, which I thought was kind of cute, so I was just gonna kill him. But then Sherry says that she will marry me if I let Dwight live, which, if you think about it, that’s a pretty screwed-up deal, ‘cause I was gonna marry her sister until she wound up dead, but Sherry is super hot. Anyways, it was a start. But it wasn’t enough. So Dwight he got the iron. And then I married his super hot wife. Ex-wife. And then after all that, he still got on board. And now look at him. Pow! One of my top guys. And we are totally cool. The point being, I think you can be that guy. I think you are ready to be that guy.

Park Fucking Chanyeol appreciation post ;)

If you are not ready for an explosion of sexy Chanyeol then you are not ready for this. 

Just because I really love this picture, let’s start with that.

Just imagine this guy when he’s getting real into it….

When one of the others feels the need to bring up how loud you were last night and there is no way for him to not get cocky about it

Imagine stepping out of the shower only to come face to face with this smirking little shit.

“I’ll wait for you in the bedroom…”

Him making “suggestive” faces at you because you know what you have planned tonight…

When it is getting hot in here

When you say something that has his mind wandering in a not-so-holy direction and he tries to play it off because you are in public Park Chanyeol,control yourself

I don’t think there needs to be anything said for this to liven up your imagination ;)

ugggghhhh fuck off you giant panty-dropper of a man

When you’ve been a bad girl and it’s up to Daddy Chanyeol to give you a lesson

Nuh uh we’ve got a close up of this one already, don’t be a greedy shit

He knows exactly what he wants…and when he wants it

Fuck offfffffff

When you get home late and he’s sitting in the kitchen and you know you’re going to get it

Uh well I just I mean He THISGIFISTOOMUCHFORMETOBEABLETOTHINKCLEARLYBECAUSEHOTDAMNSON


~SRM

percival graves’ guilty pleasure is buying designer clothes and shoes, you’ll never catch him looking anything less than absolutely fucking fabulous, everyone at macusa envies his style, aurors fall at his feet, wizard-magazines have pictures of him more often than not with a cup of coffee in hand, depicting the latest trends in male fashion, his hair is always kept in place, but sometimes he’ll run his hand through it (out of frustration most likely) and holy shit, everyone is breathless bc the director looks smoking hot, and graves?? he knows he looks good, still he pretends to hate it whenever someone says something nice about him, to keep his stoic mask in place, but it makes him very happy inside, the only sign is a tiny smirk not everyone is observant enough to see
graves is #thirsty for compliments

Some Danger Days headcanons

- Jet can bench 300 pounds, but doesn’t brag about it because he feels slightly self conscious about it.

- The witch occasionally will scratch on people’s windows during the night if she see’s they’re awake in their rooms and then laughs to herself when they freak out. 

- Party secretly loves slaying a man bun.

- Ghoul and Kobra relentlessly dare each other to do stupid shit, like punching cacti and drinking entire bottles of hot sauce. 

- Jet has tried a thousand times to tell Party he cant build sandcastles in the desert no matter how much water he uses. Party in turn grabs handfuls of sand and throws it at Jet, elevating Jet’s stress level. 

- Ghoul is a cuddling master. 

- Kobra secretly has a 6 pack. None of the other 4, not even Party, knows about it. 

- Party is a HORRIBLE liar. 

- Ghoul likes to pour gasoline on random objects and then proceed to set said things on fire. 

- Dr. D has home videos of himself waking up each of the 4 by dumping water on them and watching their reactions. Of the 4, Jet was the calmest when getting water poured on him, and surprisingly Kobra was the worst sport about it, and refused to talk to Dr. D for two weeks. 

- Kobra holds the longest grudges.

- Cherri Cola likes to hide the 4′s jackets in random places throughout the diner. 

- Party installed an alarm device on his ray gun because the girl once took it and pretended to use it as a light saber and almost shot herself in the foot. 

- Jet’s favorite color is purple. 

- The four like to build “bouldermen” and make sand angels instead of snowmen and snow angels around Christmas. They also(carefully) root a cactus from the ground and decorate it like a Christmas tree. 

-Party love’s stargazing. He has a star map and knows every constellation in the night sky. 

- Ghoul once climbed out of his seat in the Trans Am and sat on the t-top and sipped on hot tea as Party drove down the road at 100 miles per hour. 

- Party’s music taste ranges from pure screaming to classical music. 

- When the girl has nightmares, she goes into Jet’s bed room and sleeps with him. Sometimes he wakes up with her beside him and he doesn’t remember her being there before but he rolls with it.

The Gang Goes to the Beach

Requested by @mcpunnypants

-Darry switches from laying in the sand to wading in the water.

-The second they hit the sand Steve unnecessarily cartwheels.

-Pony brought a book but got all pissy when it got sand in it.

-Johnny was making a sand castle when Pony threw his book right into Johnny’s castle.

-Johnny threw the book back at Pony #justicewasserved.

-Soda makes sure everyone has sunscreen on.

-“IM SWIMMING TO CUBA.”

-“Two-Bit, we’re not even in Florida. You can’t swim to Cuba.”

-“WATCH ME.”

-He literally just starts swimming out.

-Dallas throws beer bottles after Two-Bit, trying to hit him.

-He ends up getting a leg cramp and Darry has to go rescue him.

-Dally is in regular clothes for god knows what reason.

-Socs are at the other end of the beach, Bob’s over there making hot dogs and hamburgers and shit

-Because of the segregation, the Shepard gang shows up near where the gang is.

-Curly is in a speedo.(fight me on this.)

-Angela in a bikini turned quite a few heads, including some of the Curtis gang’s.

-Heavy drinking commences.

-Steve, Two-Bit, and Soda (sometimes Dallas) cat whistling at the girls.

-Darry actually flirts with a cute blonde after she tripped in the sand and he asked if she was alright.

-Pony joins Johnny’s castle making and they make a badass castle.

-Tim is actually actively swimming most of the time.

-Curly watches the castle-making while spouting about some bullshit that makes him look tuff.

I don’t watch JJBA nor do i intend to but i do see a shit ton of it on my dash and im gonna say what I know about it judging by the shit on my dash

-its full of bara men

-a lot of them dress like they’re in the 80′s or some shit

-theres a fine ass vampire. like damn hes hot

-theres a weird ass french bulldog/boston terrier that doesn’t look right to me

-Speedwagon. I think he’s trustworthy. I feel like I can trust him

-None of the characters are called Jojo. I thought there would have been at least one guy called Jojo.

-a lot of them have terrible fashion sense

-Speedwagon. I can trust him. he looks trustworthy

-its apparently where the Roundabout to be continued meme came from

-there’s these things called stands? i have no idea what they really are tbh

-Speedwagon. I feel like i can trust him with my money, my car keys and my kids

anonymous asked:

RFA reacting to seeing the MC in casual, more tight/revealing clothing? Like crop tops paired with high waisted shorts, etc. :D

Zen

“Wow.. Just. Wow, MC you look great. No ‘great’ is not even close to how good you look”

• so many selfies~ and he also let’s his hands wander a bit oops 

• there may and may not have been a makeout session but who knows? He couldn’t help himself. Too hot hot damn 

Yoosung

*sweats* you look… really good *sweats* a-aren’t you cold though *sweats* holy shit 

• he can’t stop blushing and don’t really know where to look because ohhh god they looks so amazing? Hot damn is it warm in here or is it just them being hot affff

• if they go out he will still be blushing but will death glare at anyone who stares too long at them, i know they look amazing but don’t be rude yo 

Jaehee

ohhhmygod.. Holy shi- okay.. Alright. bREATHE. “You look great MC” 

• their outfit makes her weak, they look too good for their own good and wow. They got legs for dAYS 

• she and MC probably has like a little dress up session and now it’s MC’s turn to be like hot damn because Jaehee is hot af too

Jumin

• *raises eyebrow* “Well this was… A surprise. I’m not complaining one bit however”

• he’ll have this smug ass look on his face and kiss their cheek with his hand resting on their hip. Lots of compliments!! 

• if someone whistle or make a indecent comment about their outfit he will not tolerate you dress how you want and people gotta keep their nasty mouths shut

Seven

hOW ABOUT MATCHING CROP TOPS 

• he’d be torn between blushing, staring.. and not staring, wanting to compliment them but ends up stutters and it’s honestly a mess. They are so gorgeous fuck 

• will hold their hand or hand his arm around them and pull them close. Kisses on top of their head 

Can we just talk about

how grossly in love Viktor is with Yuri?? Like, he is so painfully, disgustingly in love with him and not one bit ashamed of it??? He uproots his entire life, moves across the fucking world, only to find that this hot, awkward little shit doesn’t remember what happened between them at the party. And what does Viktor do, then? He waits. He supports Yuri. He tries to get to know him, really know him. He’s patient. He’s kind. He never pushes Yuri into anything he doesn’t really want to do. And once Yuri opens up to him, Viktor meets him right where he is. He kisses the blades of his skates. He touches his lips, every chance he gets. He literally waits with open arms a thousand times, just so Yuri can take that last step into an embrace of his own accord. Viktor Nikiforov doesn’t fall in love, he fucking jumps and he puts his entire heart and soul into it, without expecting anything in return. He’s just so brave and I’m so, so proud of him.