he's gonna try to fix it

  • Medical droid: I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen
  • Palpatine: Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?
  • Medical droid: What
  • Palpatine: He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously
  • Medical droid: I mean we could try but-
  • Palpatine: How are you gonna fix his limbs
  • Medical droid: We thought standard prosthetics would-
  • Palpatine: Make him 7 feet tall
  • Medical droid: ...right
  • Palpatine: Give him a cape

rocknaldo rewrite where ronaldo decides he’s gonna try to be a crystal gem when he finds a corrupt bloodstone.

ep starts with his pamphlets, one get’s stuck between the boardwalk and pulled down, ronaldo finds a gem monster stuck under there. excited about finding a rock person that didn’t look like a person he helps it out and decides to hide it in the lighthouse. debating on what to do next, he and bloodstone bunk there for a while. cute shenanigans ensue with ronaldo trying to teach her about conspiracy theories and bloodstone obviously not getting it and probably making a mess of the place.

eventually bloodstone accidentally gets hurt, cracking her gem and becoming very distressed. scared for his new friend ronaldo goes to the gems. steven is able to heal the crack but the gems chew ronaldo out for trying to handle her himself. he tries to defend himself by saying he was trying to be like them and helping people. steven agrees that it was dangerous and by hiding her he put her and others at risk. however he appreciates his good intentions and empathizes with the situation given his history with centipeetle.

he suggests that bloodstone actually be able to stay with ronaldo under certain conditions since she seems happy and it would be an opportunity for ronaldo to learn more about what the crystal gems, and gems as a species, are actually about without just jumping to conclusions. and for one more corrupt gem to live fairly happily without having to be bubbled.

ofc garnet makes the executive decision yes. conditions i guess would be bloodstone stays in the lighthouse so the gems can still keep an eye on her, ronaldo visits the gems every so often to stay updated and learn about what the crystal gems actually do.

it provides an opportunity for more humans to learn about the gems and their cause, as humans should probably be more involved in protecting the planet?(cue a different venue for ronaldo to make conspiracy theories) and helps ronaldo learn to be more considerate of others. also maybe some foreshadowing to how corrupt gems will be fully healed (jasper could be mentioned but i wasn’t sure how). also foreshadowing for UNBUBBLING BISMUTH ALREADY…

The Accidental Husband

Part 1 - Breakups and Marriages

Fireman!Dean x Reader

A/N: This is an AU inspired by the namesake movie. It doesn’t follow the same storyline, just the main concept.

Summary: Dean gets dumped and apparently it’s all your fault. That’s why he and Charlie decide that a little payback is not gonna hurt and, if it does, well… then it’s just karma.

Word Count: 1800+

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  • Ahsoka: Obi-Wan's gonna be angry, we’re both gonna get punished, and I’m gonna die alone.
  • Anakin: Snips, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Obi-Wan will never punish me if he knows I'm mourning the death of my padawan.
  • Ahsoka: Or we could try Plan B and just fix it.
  • Anakin: You never even tried Plan A, though.
Siren’s Gold, Chapter 3


Author Notes: Alright y’all, here’s some more. Sorry it took so long. This is Chapter 3 of the Pirate AU fic. I hope you all enjoy it! I’d love to hear your thoughts, so feel free to leave a reply or shoot me a message!

Read it on AO3 here
Rated:M
Ship: Pirate McCree/MerHanzo

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He went out with the intention to get rid of the Hatter once and for all… but that Cheshire cat is always watching, ready to pounce… and as per usual, Tyler has to take care of the aftermath of Ethan’s thoughtless behavior..

[more wonderland AU]    •   [if you have questions…]

Ohh dear. Up to this point, I’ve really liked Dewey - yeah, he’s a goofball, but he’s a goofball with good intentions, or so I’ve thought. I’ve really enjoyed seeing his character work against common politician tropes, and I’d be disappointed to see him start to fill that role. Is he gonna turn heel on us?

Nope! Looks like he’s more mature and level-headed than I previously thought. What was it Pearl said back in Rose’s Scabbard? “It’s the mark of a great leader, knowing just what to keep hidden from everyone you’re trying to protect.” And now we’re seeing Dewey deal with that burden - knowing that the issue is out of his control, but wanting to keep tensions low and his community happy. I doubt this is something you should lie about - it’s just the power, and it can be fixed. People will live; this isn’t life or death. Giving them an absolute deadline is a terrible idea, but Dewey only has their best interests at heart. I’m pleasantly surprised - he’s not lying because he’s malicious, he’s lying because he cares.

an old sketch for this was sitting around and while trying to fix it up my tablet threw a fit… i think it was supposed to be in addition to this post i made

The city of love

(A/N): I honestly thought this request was so cute and I hope I did it justice!

Request: [Part 1] Can you do a BuckyxReader where he devises a plan with the team to propose to reader but little does he know, reader plans on doing the same. So the team go to some type of tourist attraction and he’s busting his ass trying to marry her….. [Part 2] but no matter what he’s trying to do, reader ends up getting distracted or “busy” so then towards the end of the day, when they’re all about to go home, he’s frustrated and says, “That’s it! I’m not even gonna try anymore!” So then reader… [Part 3] “feels bad” and wants to “fix” the situation and Bucky is just pouting and being a brat. They’re still at the tourist attraction and he’s visibly drained and reader just nonchalantly hands him the box with the ring inside?It just makes reader laugh so she apologizes and then says she wants to make it up to him. Before Bucky can say anything, she explained s that she knew the plan the whole time. Then he tries to hide his smile n he just grins and rolls his eyes sort of thing? Idk lol but please and ty!

Warnings: none

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   Paris; there was no better city for what Bucky wanted to do. The beautiful (and expensive) ring weighed heavily in his pocket, demanding to picked up and used but Bucky wasn’t ready yet. He had his whole plan to a point and he was going to let his excitement and nerves get the better of him. So for now he let the ring weigh heavy in his pocket, a promise of what was going to happen later.

    He’d wait until it got dark and the city lights went on, when they could see the Eiffel tower perfectly and then he’d drop onto one knee and propose…or at least, that’s how he wanted it to go. But every fucking time that night he wanted to try and propose (Y/N) was suddenly busy. The first time it was just after sundown and everything was so beautifully lot by the pink in the sky and Bucky had thought, well why the hell not propose now? But as soon as he tried (Y/N) suddenly claimed they had to go to the bathroom this foiling his first attempt. 

   Then the second time it was half an hour later, everything was still so pretty and Bucky wanted- needed to propose right then and there but yet again (Y/N) had better things to do, like go to some bullshit cafe and spend an hour in there talking to Wanda. 

   The third time it was more than dark, the stars above were gorgeous, the city lights were perfect, and there was the Eiffel Tower, but where was (Y/N), oh yes, out shopping with Natasha. Bucky had already tried three fucking times, three times to pull out some ring, get down on his knee, and ask the person he loved more than anything to marry him and yet every time something was always coming up.

    “Hey Barnes, were getting ready to pack up, we’ve got to hit Rome and Venice tomorrow,” Tony smiles at the defeated Supersoldier, unaware of his internal problems. 

   "Yeah,“ Bucky grumbles unhappily. "I’ll go pack up,” Bucky rakes a hand through his hair as he stands up, sighing as he goes to make his way back towards the hotel when a gentle hand gripping his own stopped him In his tracks. 

    “Hey there soldier,” (Y/N)’s tone is soft and fond, nearly making Bucky’s heart melt, and it would too if he wasn’t so peeved about today.

    “Hi,” Bucky muttered, not even glancing their direction. 

   "Hey,“ (Y/N)’s hand slips out of his, instead sliding up to rest on his shoulder softly. "Are you okay? Did something happen?”

   “No,” Bucky lied as he kept on walking, his bad mood starting to get the better of him. “I’m fine,” 

   “Buck- you don’t seem fine, are you sure everything is okay?”

    “I’m sure,” Bucky grumbles as he kicks at some rocks, watching them travel down the road before coming to a stop. (Y/N) eyes Bucky warily but they don’t push any further, at least not for the time being. Instead the two walk in silence for a while, slowly but surely making their way back to their hotel. Bucky can’t help but look around at the scenery, at all the beautiful trees and all the soft streetlights, the sounds of fountains rumbled softly in the distance. It may not have been the Eiffel tower but it was just as gorgeous if not more, even if it wasn’t as big and grand as Bucky had hoped perhaps he could propose here? Bucky’s pulled out of his thoughts when (Y/N) passes something into his grasp, something small and square shaped- 

   “(Y/N),” Bucky stops in his tracks, looking down at the small, red box (Y/N) had placed in his hand. “What is this?” 

   “Well, I kinda found out about your little proposal plan, guess we both had the same idea-” (Y/N) opens the box for Bucky revealing a simple, silver ring, one that looked like it would fit Bucky’s finger perfectly. “So I avoided you the entire day, I didn’t want you spoiling my proposal after all,” (Y/N) gave Bucky a little wink and it took all of his willpower not to smile and laugh. All of his previous frustration and anger had dissipated, leaving behind the rather warm and pleasant feeling he had now. “Whadda say Barnes? Will you marry me?” Bucky can’t help but smile now, even throwing in a little eye roll at (Y/N). 

   “I can’t believe you ruined my proposal,” Bucky mutters as he hugs (Y/N) to his chest, pressing a gentle kiss to their hair. “With that being said, I’d be honored to marry you,” (Y/N) smiles as they squirm out of Bucky’s grasp, taking the box from his hand once they wiggled out of his hug. Bucky laughs as (Y/N) slides the ring onto his finger, pressing a gentle kiss to his knuckles in the process. “Am I going to take your last name too?” Bucky laughs as (Y/N) takes his hand and begins to guide him back to the hotel. 

   “Bucky (Y/L/N) doesn’t sound to bad,” 

   “I think I like (Y/N) Barnes better,” Bucky whispers as he presses a kiss to their temple, allowing his lips to linger there for a bit before he pulled away. 

   “Yeah…” (Y/N) smiles softly, looking at Bucky with such a loving gaze that it nearly took Bucky’s breath away. “I like it too,” 

~Extended ending~

    Bucky played with the ring on his finger, twisting it this way and that as everyone bustled around him, some carrying around food, other trying to set up last minute decorations, and the main stars- all getting dressed at the last possible minute. 

   “Bucky, you’re tie isn’t straight,” Steve grabs the man’s tie to straighten it, sighing in annoyance. “You’re getting married in half an hour, you really should have done this when we got here,” 

   “I had other things to worry about other than my tie Rogers,” Bucky chuckles as Steve steps back, inspecting the rest of Bucky’s outfit. 

   “Like finally becoming Bucky (Y/L/N)?” 

   “I can’t believe that jerk got to propose and keep their last name,”

Thank you anon! AND HECK YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REQUEST The rfa boys as dads makes me !! scree !! in love !!

I didn’t reread this to check for mistakes because it’s really late but i will recheck it tomorrow and fix anything that needs fixing!

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Can we talk about B. Shitty Knight finding the people who need him the most and becoming the most incredible friend for them at the most vulnerable times in their lives?

His first year at Samwell, he arrives at his first hockey practice and sees this beautiful French Canadian boy with sad eyes and a legacy to live up to and an anxiety disorder and a reputation that he does not deserve, and Shitty just thinks, “This boy needs a best friend,” and so that’s what he becomes. He gives him his heart and so much love, and he knows he can’t fix him but at least Shitty can try to love him until he loves himself again. A month later, he sees Jack smile for the first time and he just sighs with relief to himself and thinks, “We are gonna be all right.”

His second year, he meets this tiny Vietnamese girl who makes beautiful art but isn’t really sure where she belongs on campus, and Shitty just thinks, “This girl needs a best friend,” and so that’s what he becomes. He helps her with her art and gets her hired as the manager of the hockey team and gives her a nickname and brings her into this brotherhood that is Samwell Men’s Hockey. Second semester, when Lardo walks into the Haus and Shitty hears her shout “Boys, I’m home!” he smiles to himself and thinks, “We are gonna be all right.” 

His third year he meets a petite blond figure-skater-turned-hockey-player from the South who makes pies appear out of thin air and is desperate for a place where he can just be himself, and Shitty just thinks, “This boy needs a best friend,” and so that’s what he becomes. When Bitty comes to him and says he needs to tell him something and rambles for a while before finally admitting that he is gay, Shitty thanks him for trusting him, and thinks to himself, “We are gonna be all right.”

Can we talk about Shitty being the most selfless person, the one person that can be trusted with anything, the person who will help you meet your fullest potential because when he looks at you he sees a miracle of nature, a pure shining star that deserves nothing less than the greatest desires of your heart? Because I have a lot of emotions about B. Shitty Knight.  

  • Eren: Captain Levi's gonna be angry, we’re both gonna get punished and I’m gonna die alone.
  • Jean: Eren, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Levi will never punish me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend.
  • Eren: Or we could try plan B and just fix it.
  • Jean: You never even tried plan A, though.
I’m trying to be the girl that takes your breath away but some days I dont even think I’m worth breathing for.
Maybe I’m being hard on myself
and a little selfish,
but I want to be the girl who convinces you that not all girls are the same, that one day you can put all your trust in me and not have to worry about getting your heart broken, that promises can be kept.
I wanna be the girl that opens your eyes and steals every little piece of your heart so I can fix it and show you what love is. I wanna be the girl who makes you never want to think about any other girls. I wanna be the girl that blows your mind.
Im trying so hard, but sometimes I ask myself if I could ever be good enough for someome who deserves so much.
If that is the case, then im gonna continue to be hard on myself.
Cause in the end, all I really want is to be your babygirl forever.
—  He’s mine.

♡Levi is Dan

♡Eren is Phil

♡"Hello Internet"

♡"Levi have you seen-“

♡"Goddamnit Eren, I’m trying to film the intro”

♡Levi getting frustrated by Erens terrible jokes/puns but loving them on the down low

♡'Diligently’ #DilHowellter

♡Playing FNAF together

♡*Insert Jumpscare*

♡Eren kinda screaming in a femininish way

♡Clinging to Levi

♡Levi trying to act like he’s not scared (Just thought about when Dan fell off his chair lmao)

♡"Don’t cry, craft!“

♡Eren and Levi *trying* to make cookies

♡Eren eating most of the cookie dough when Levi isn’t looking

♡Levi just looking at Eren like \(-_-)/

♡"Eren. Did you just wait until I turned around so you could eat the cookie dough?”

♡No words

♡SIMS

♡Instead of Dil Howellter, it’s Ereri Jaegerman

♡Levi fixing the radio bc it keeps magically setting on fire

♡Trying to add more windows but they don’t fit

♡"You’re gonna spend all that money just for symmetry.“

♡"I care about sYMMETRY”

♡Obsessing over Attack On Titan

♡Eren randomly yelling “MIKKASSAAAA”

♡Levi probably has a body pillow

♡A trip to Japan

♡Collecting hella merch together

♡Levi being socially inept

♡Cringe attacks

♡Existential crisis’

♡Eren being innocent all the time

♡Unintentional Innuendos

♡Looking at Levi bc he doesn’t get it

♡They just compliment eachothers personalities

4

“I FUCKING LOVE MALAVAI QUINN AND HERE’S WHY!!!” #2

Not only does he swoop in to save the day in absolutely glorious fashion, the otherwise quiet and collected officer also delivers one of the most savage putdowns of the entire game, displaying unfathomable and hitherto unknown levels of snark, while staying so fucking classy. Who knew he had it in him?! His gloating, as cold as it is gleeful, is utterly brutal - and so, so delicious. 

Bonus points for the look on his face, as he effortlessly crushes the last, faint sliver of hope for the already humiliated Jedi in front of him. It’s simply delectably devious.

This. This is it. This is the moment I fell in love.

- Quinn, I could kiss you!

after tim and cassie break up they can’t work together worth shit. add this onto the fact that la’gaan can’t be placed on a team with either m’gann or connor, and it creates a major Problem on the team. kaldur decides that the best way to fix this is just to ban team members from dating each other. which you know, is a terrible idea but seemed alright at the time. 

he makes the announcement and jaime just awkwardly raises his hand to try to ask what to do if you’re already dating someone on the team, and bart like slams it down and glares because there’s no way that they’re gonna stop dating just because there’s a “rule”. they’ve only been together like two weeks! bart’s not giving up on it because kaldur said so. 

and then the fic is jaime and bart, who are one of the least subtle couples EVER trying to keep their relationship a secret. 

bart accidentally invents a fake boyfriend that just happens to live in texas. his name is jorge glass.

jaime accidentally calls bart cariño on a mission and barbara’s like “blue, isn’t that like a pet name?” and he quickly makes up some bullshit lie about it meaning that in spanish from spain (that’s normally taught in schools) but in spanish in texas it means the same thing as ese. so he blushingly tries to cover it up for a little while by calling everyone cariño. it lasts a week before he gives it up, half because it’s really embarrassing and half because bart won’t stop glaring. 

one of the team members catches bart kissing jaime and he bullshits some story about that just being a thing friends do in the future (just boys being bros). he doesn’t know if mal looks angrier when he does it to karen or when he does it to HIM

the team figured out really quickly that jaime and bart were dating and they were just letting them pretend because they all thought that it was hilarious. kaldur finds out and he finally just drops the rule because it’s obviously not working. 

he does make them sign a “we will try to get along on missions if we break up” contract, though. that might have been a better idea in the first place, to be honest. 

I guess we can call this my Dirk Gently theory.

You guys know how Todd gets all pissed at Dirk cause like he knows its gonna happen and he ruined his life but like

Todd sort of ruined his own life.
Dirk was trying to prevent everything from happening again by keeping things from Todd.
Cause he knew if Todd knew these things, everything would happen the same way again.
Todd wouldn’t have seen himself in the elevator. He wouldn’t have almost died multiple times. Most of all, hr probably wouldn’t have ever met Dirk.
Dirk was willing to give up their friendship to fix everything.
So he tried his best to stop Todd from doing everything he did. Tried to stop him from realizing the things that were connected.
But in the end, he still couldn’t fix it.
Everything happened the same.
Todd ended up hating him.
Patrick ended up dead.
He ended up ruining everything.
So, when he saw he was about to get shot
When he saw them bout to kill him
He did nothing.
He stood there.
He didn’t even look scared.
He looked like someone who wanted to die.
Like someone who walked into the middle of the road and waited to get hit by a car.
He looked done. So he didn’t move when they shot.
He stood there, ready.
But he still ended up getting Todd hurt.
And I know he’s going to feel as if its his fault.
Like everything else.