he's gonna kill me isn't he

5

Dunno Kuroo, it’s a mystery

If Touka is pregnant :
  • Touka : Ken, I have something I need to tell you. It's kind of urgent.
  • Ken : yes sure, what is it?
  • Touka : I'm pregnant.
  • Ken :
  • Touka : with a baby.
  • Ken : ...
  • Touka : you're the father.
  • Ken : ...
  • Touka : are you okay?
  • Ken : your brother's gonna murder me, isn't he?
  • Touka : Probably.
  • Ayato *barges into the room, kagune out* : Not probably. I AM going to kill you!

anonymous asked:

What do you think about Arya and Jon as a ship? I know it makes people uncomfortable because they have such an established and loving sibling relationship and i'm pretty sure Grrm isn't going down that route with them anymore....BUT lol I still think the idea of them together is appealing. I also think there's some romantic undertones in the language grrm uses when they think of each other but that's probably just me sighs. All I know is their reunion is gonna kill me lol

Me and @thenedfur were recently discussing how the Jonerys vs. Jonsa fandom war is actually a Stark vs. Targaryen fandom war. Jon is both – the question is, what side will he choose to embrace? Who he falls in love with and marries is ultimately a reflection of the character was a whole. The reason Jonsa is the most popular Jon ship (it is, based on fanfic, meta production and non-freefolk activity, Jonsa stans you gotta stop feeling so threatened) is because this is Jon choosing the Starks. Falling in love with any Targaryen seems like a violation of Jon Snow’s very Starkiness.

In this discussion, we agreed that Jonrya would be A LOT more popular if Arya was a serious contender right now. Really, any Northern girl would be quite popular. 

But I do think GRRM changed his mind because Arya wasn’t able to age as much as he originally intended. Though cousin incest, and emotional half-sibling incest, could be explained away, Arya will likely be 12 by the ending of ADOS. And though GRRM has implied Arya can still save the world if she’s 12, I genuinely do not think he’s going to have Jon Snow fuck a 12 year old. 

Yes, child brides are a thing. Child Brides have certainly not been seen as a good or romantic thing in-universe. Sansa/Tyrion in the book was horrifying, for instance. Besides,  GRRM himself said it’s unhealthy and rare:

In the “general Westerosi view,” well, girls may well be wed before their first flowerings, for political reasons, but it would considered perverse to bed them. And such early weddings, even without sex, remain rare. Generally weddings are postponed until the bride has passed from girlhood to maidenhood. Maidens may be wedded and bedded… however, even there, many husbands will wait until the bride is fifteen or sixteen before sleeping with them. Very young mothers tend to have significantly higher rates of death in childbirth, which the maesters will have noted.

A lot of Arya’s original outline plots have already been given away. Meera was created to take over the going North of the wall with Bran thing. But Arya got lots of other cool plots, and likely she will still be a huge part of saving the world. The part of the original outline that hasn’t changed is likely what was blacked out.

All of this is to say: I don’t think Jonrya is happening. 

For the record, I also don’t think book!Arya is gonna do anything sexually with Gendry. If that happens, it will be epilogue kinda stuff? Same with Jonrya, if it does happen it will have to be at the very, very end. 

That being said: the ship itself is appealing. The way it plays out in the original outline would have been really compelling and romantic. But Arya is different in the original outline, too. I still think she will be a lot like that person when she ages, but that will be beyond the scope of ASOIAF. 

There are objectively romantic undertones to Jonrya as it stands in book canon. There is clear foreshadowing. The original outline even proves Arya was destined to fall for Jon. There is vastly more Jonrya foreshadowing than there is Jonerys, but I do think a lot of said foreshadowing has been turned into a relationship that will end up being purely platonic. GRRM himself says he wishes  he regrets some foreshadowing in his earlier works…*

As it stands: Jonrya is the one pure thing in ASOIAF, and this will remain true whether their relationship is platonic or romantic. Their love for one another is beautiful and perfect and their reunion will be epic no matter what the ultimate outcome of it is. They mean the most to each other, more than anyone else. I don’t think the AA/NN prophecy is real, but if it was, Arya is literally the only person who could be NN, even if their love is just platonic, even if he marries/falls in love with Sansa or Daenerys. Arya Stark is literally (well, figuratively, but whatever) Jon Snow’s heart.

A lot of Targ-stans think Jon will move south and abandon his family (ugh) or that the Starks and Arya will stop meaning so much to Jon because they were only children. But in my opinion that’s why their relationship to one another is so important to the story and Jon’s character in particular. Arya loved and admired Jon when he was nothing, before he became a King, when he was just the bastard of Winterfell. Sure, Bran and Robb and Rickon (RIP) did too. But Jon was Arya’s absolute favourite person because of who he was, his character, not because what he’d done or what he’s achieved. She had complete faith in Jon Snow before he ever proved himself. 

Arya may be Jon’s heart, but this is also a broader reflection of his character and a clear indication on what his future trajectory is. To Jon, Arya is Winterfell, Arya is innocence, Arya is his childhood, Arya is still having hope in the world, Arya is being loved unconditionally. There’s a reason he became an oathbreaker for her and not for Ygritte. Currently, I’m fairly certain Jon does not see Arya romantically. Like 99.9% sure. Being angry she was in Ramsay Bolton’s bed was because she was an 11 year old he didn’t want to see raped, not because he wanted to have sex with her. But Arya is family, Arya is his little sister. If you believe Jon/Ygritte was true love or even just passion, he still didn’t violate his obligations to his people for her. He betrayed her, and she died. But he canonically has broken his oath to save fake Arya. And he died for it.

In Jon’s story, family** and duty are more important than love. This is quite literally the appeal of Jon. For this reason, a platonic Jon/Arya relationship is far more powerful than any romantic relationship Jon could have at this point. 

To Arya, Jon is important because he is so associated with home to her. And being protected, and being loved unconditionally, and being able to be whoever she wants to be. But most importantly, he represents safety and certainty. From the moment they parted ways, she has been unsafe and essentially alone. She learns how horrible the world is. But even though she knows everyone is duplicitous or dead or has abandoned her, she is still completely certain Jon would protect her no matter what. No matter his vows to the NW. And she’s right. He would. Though a lot of emphasis is placed on what an evil bully Sansa was to Arya, Jon was the only person who really accepted Arya on her own terms. He gave her Needle excitedly and with love. Ned allowed her to fight with it after it became apparent how willful she was. But she was still expected to become a lady eventually, no matter what…

In Arya’s story, going home is the most important thing. Jon is her home. Winterfell isn’t her home on it’s own, it’s the people there who she misses. On it’s own it’s nothing. Once WF fell, she could still have that home and safety with Jon at the wall. Going home is much more important than romantic love, especially because Arya is like 11. However, these things and romantic love are not mutually exclusive in any way.

TL;DR If Jonrya were to happen, I would be into it unless she was too young, but even though I don’t think it actually is happening, their platonic relationship is still incredibly important.

*he didn’t specifically say this was about Jonrya, but it is a possibility.
**to any targ-stans reading this, the Starks are Jon’s ~*~real*~*~ family and always will be.

Hamilton summarized [act two]
  • What'd I Miss: jazzy + snazzy jeff
  • Cabinet Battle #1: iLL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
  • Take a Break: Ham isn't emotionally available sorry folks
  • Say No To This: spoiler alert! he doesn't say no
  • The Room Where It Happens: Burr doesn't get to hang out w/ the cool kids so he gets pissy
  • Schuyler Defeated: Sneaky Burr™
  • Cabinet Battle #2: Jeff is secretly Lafayette and he's pissed at Americans
  • Washington On Your Side: gee I wish Washington would notice me
  • One Last Time: time to get your shit together ham Washington is leavin
  • I Know Him: That's my replacement? HA
  • The Adams Administration: fat shaming isn't cool @ham
  • We Know: We got the dirt dudez
  • Hurricane: shit they know my secrets what if they like tell people? oh wait, I'll just do that myself lol
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: if anyone's gonna slutshame me it's gonna be me
  • Burn: I'm cute but I'll kill you
  • Blow Us All Away: I'm cute like mi mum but I'm stupid like mi pop
  • Stay Alive [reprise]: Alexander you need to stop fucking everything up you killed OUR SON
  • It's Quiet Uptown: oh look I'm crying
  • The Election of 1800: lol lemme mess with burr just a lil more
  • Your Obedient Servant: literally the saltiest song you've ever heard feat. ham being all ham
  • Best Of Wives and Beat of Women: the early meeting out of town was his dEAth
  • The World Was Wide Enough: burr dun fucked up
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: while you were freaking dead I did some shit

anonymous asked:

dont kill me but dan isn't filming in his bedroom anymore bc he ain't got a bedroom because he and phil share a bedroom in their new house... these are just the facts

omgggg…..listen…….dans new room is the master bedroom and thats why dan said he’s not gonna film things in there. and why he said he’s decorated it nicely and its all aesthetic whereas phil said his new room is just gonna look the same as it did in the old place even w the same sheets.. like if u just moved wouldnt u want the excitement of decorating ur bedroom.. seems weird to keep it the exact same unless u were just using it as a yt background and not a bedroom. works perfectly bc they get a nice master bedroom that the internet doesnt have to see and phil gets to keep his old youtube layout so it doesnt look too sus. take a fuckin sip babes

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  • "I assure you all that I will not embarrass myself like last time."
  • "Do not be alarmed! I’m about to be hilarious!"
  • "Oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "So I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, ____'s covered in blood, got an ice pick-"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family."
  • "______, why are you getting naked?!"
  • "Okay, I'm coming in! Also, you're gonna need a new back door."
  • "I'd do anything to you. FOR you!"
  • "I guarantee that if I get out of this chair, you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Awesome! Wait, what just happened?"
  • "Isn't this great? It's just like when we were younger."
  • "I wasn't thinking about killing you."
  • "Why he touchin' my man? Where's he go with my man?!"
  • "I DON'T REMEMBER, MAN! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM!"
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  • "Oooooh, that's probably not good."
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  • "This doesn't seem like the time for polka renditions of Kesha songs."
  • "Why don't you just be yourself and tell him how you feel?"
  • "And she tore through that chain fence like it was tin foil!"
  • "I'm working on a dream journal project about ab muscles for-- Biology."

I feel like the thing that pisses me off the most about this whole “kurt didn’t kill himself” thing is that it denies kurt his mental illness and it denies kurt his aspect of being human, of being just a regular guy. And that upsets me so so much. Kurt made multiple attempts to take his own life, I mean we all watched Montage of Heck. And I don’t know how you can watch that movie, read his journals, listen to his music and honestly be like “yeah, he wasn’t depressed, he didn’t want to kill himself, his junky whore wife killed him.” like????? He literally had a song called “i hate myself and I want to die” and there’s only so much you can toss around irony before it’s not a joke anymore. People always toss around that thing of him being happy and perfectly fine just before he killed himself and that bothers me because the night I attempted, I was at a party, I was having fun, I made plans to go out with my friends and I had just gotten off the phone with a boy I liked and then I went into the other room and slit my wrists. Nobody except Kurt knew what was really going on with him and it is so messed up that there are people out there that think they are experts on the situation when they don’t know a damn thing about it. And honestly if anyone had wanted him dead, they just could have let him overdose because nobody’s gonna pay attention to another junky rockstar that took too many drugs. Kurt killed himself. He did. He had a mental illness that he struggled with his entire life and he killed himself. You aren’t doing Kurt any favors by erasing the bad parts of his identity so you can put him up on a pedestal and make him out to be this perfect person. It has been 20 years, he killed himself, for the love of god let Kurt rest.  

Holy shit Scanlan feelings all over the place:

  • He ran away because he made a promise to Kaylie to come back alive.
  • The trigger for Mythcarver’s awakening was for Pike to be near death.
  • He killed a pit fiend. Tiny little gnome bard straight-up killed a pit fiend with a sword.
  • One clever use of a spell prevented a fight with fifty thousand efreet.
  • He wasn’t gonna leave until he knew his friends were safe.
  • He keeps jokingly calling himself their leader. Nobody’s laughing anymore.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any idea of what will happen if Zomboss ever finds out you take care of plants? Yeah, that's right. He will kill them. He will kill all of your plant friends. And, if he doesn't kill you too, he'll surely arrest you, which means you'll no longer see any of your friends. You, alone, would miss them, but you would be replaced and your friends would eventually forget you exist. And it's gonna be like this untill you die. Wow... You have a very dangerous secret, Prof!

“I know exactly what would happen… Trust me I’ve thought of all of this and more. I have nightmares every night about this shit. And trust me I didn’t learn to make the inventions I make, and fight for nothing. If it EVER comes down to that I’d guarantee that I’m not going down without a fight! I’d die again LONG before I’d let zomboss near ANY of my kids. I don’t give 2 shits about my boss, and I’ve already died once. So, fighting that fucker isn’t something I’m afraid to do. I’d kill him if I had to…” He realizes what he said and awkwardly coughs. “Uhhmm… Sorry I got heated there for a moment…”

@impageddon

((Don’t worry imp ya didn’t scare him… He is angry now though… I’m not sure which is worse honestly…))

EXO REACTION TO GETTING ARRESTED THE NIGHT BEFORE THEIR WEDDING DAY

Requested by Anon

KAI

*He got arrested by mistake when someone thought he was the one who keyed this mans car to which Jongin tried to explain that it really wasn’t him, he was just out buying a snack from the shops and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. For the time being they didn’t believe him and he was sitting in the jail cell for the night looking calm but panicking inside*

K: “What if I don’t make it out by tomorrow Y/N is gonna kill me”

Originally posted by kaibility

SEHUN

*He got done for jaywalking because he was so into his music he didn’t even notice the oncoming traffic so he was arrested and currently sitting in a police car telling the officer about how he needed to be released otherwise he could miss his wedding*

SH: “Oh well at least I didn’t get hit by any of the cars I guess, on second thoughts maybe that isn't such a great thing Y/N is gonna be pissed”

Originally posted by sehunijjang

SUHO

*He gave a library book back in like 5 minutes late and was asked to pay the late fee but he wasn't having any of it I mean come on he was only late by a few minutes. The library called the police on him*

S: “Why am I being arrested over 35 cents I mean come on I have a person to wife tomorrow wyd”

Originally posted by junyeol

CHANYEOL

*He ended up getting into a row with the police officer that was trying to arrest him, because he hadn’t done anything wrong*

CY: “You wouldn’t have to arrest me if you knew how to do your fucking job”

OFFICER: “Swearing at an officer right thats it you are coming down the station lad”

*Swears again bc he realises that he just landed himself in more trouble at the completely wrong time*

Imagine Chan acc saying this lmao never 

Originally posted by littlebyuns

BAEKHYUN

*Baekhyun was out and about and ended up taking a joke a little too far and the night ended up with him in a police cell but he was allowed one call and so he made it to you*

BH: “Hey babe about our wedding I don’t think i’ll be able to make it”

Originally posted by visual-jongdae

D.O

*On the way back to your home he felt the sudden urge to pop to loo, except there was no loo around so he thought he might as well pee in the bush I mean no one was around to see or so he thought*

OFFICER: “I’m arresting you for indecent exposure and for poisoning those plants”

*Tries to make a break for it but ends up falling on his ass”

Originally posted by peachyeollie

CHEN

*He didn’t see the sign that said no trespassing and so off he went trespassing on private land until he came to a stop as a policeman appeared behind him and asked him why he is here and tells him about the sign*

C: “Please don’t arrest me my wedding day is tomorrow and if I miss it my partner will never let me live it down”

*Flashes the officer his biggest grin*

Originally posted by queen-kimiko

TAO

*Tries to flirt his way out of trouble with the police officer but it doesn't work*

T: “Look I’m getting married tomorrow and my partner has put a ban on sex until the marriage is official so once again I ask you please let me out”

Jfc he is so perfect

Originally posted by tao-lim

LAY

*The officer guarding the jail cell recognizes him and mentions that his daughter loves Exo. With Lay getting married in the morning he had to think fast*

L: “I’ll give your daughter Exo concert tickets and backstage passes if you let me go now”

OFFICER: “Deal”

Jfc he is also so perfect help

Originally posted by laygion

KRIS

*Starts getting agitated with good reason he hasn’t got time for this at all*

K: “Do you see my head, there is no hair and it’s not ever gonna grow back if you dont let me out of here because my partner is gonna snatch me bald with insults”

Originally posted by vvu-yi-fan

LUHAN

*Keeps moaning about the handcuffs whilst sat in the back of the cop car and how he needs to be let off the hook because his wedding is much more important than sitting with some random officers in a smelly car*

OFFICER: “Tell me about this person whom you’re getting married to then”

LH: “Thats got nothing to do with you, the only thing you need to know is I need you to take off these handcuffs so I can go home and marry the person I love. Simple. 

Jfc he is so perfect as well what is their problem

Originally posted by elaysium

XIUMIN

*Actually manages to flirt his way out of the jail cell because I mean why do I need to explain he could flirt his way out of anywhere tbh*

Originally posted by minseokked

anonymous asked:

Your last post is me right now like I just got into the dc and I'm so confused as to why ppl are happy Jason Todd was confirmed, can you explain?? Like he's dead right? So isn't bad?? Lol I'm so confused

OKAY SO i just got an ask about this but i didnt go super in depth so i’m just gonna do that

in the comics:

  • jason todd was the second robin
  • when he was 15 years old he was killed by the joker (in real-time this happened in 1989)
  • he stayed dead for YEARS in the comics, and consistently haunted bruce as his greatest failure
  • in batman: hush (2003), jason’s return was hinted at – his grave has been desecrated and his body was missing and hush recruited clayface to impersonate jason in order to mess with bruce
  • in batman: under the hood (2005), a new batman antagonist named red hood showed up – the title red hood had previously been used as the joker’s first alias but this was a new guy
  • SURPRISE BITCH, the red hood is really jason todd; bet you thought you’d seen the last of him
  • jason was resurrected via a literal cosmic mistake when superboy prime punched reality (???) and fucked up the timelines, bringing jason back to life. he woke up in his coffin and literally dug himself out of his own grave and then went into a catatonic state and basically lost all his higher functions until talia al ghul and ra’s al ghul found him and gave him a dip in one of ra’s’s lazarus pits, which brought him back fully
  • now he’s back and he hates bruce for allowing the joker to live after everything he had done and we have some JUICY, EMOTIONAL SHIT that u know we all live for

ok now that we’ve got that covered, in the dceu:

  • we know bruce lost a robin thanks to the suit that appears in bvs.
  • somebody somewhere confirmed that robin died approximately 10 years before the events of bvs
  • …but that’s about all we know. the ASSUMPTION, obviously, would be that the dead robin is jason; but the name of the dceu robin was never stated, and no other members of the batfamily – besides alfred – were mentioned in the theatrical release of bvs
  • which means until now we didn’t know if the dead robin was bruce’s first robin (which, in the comics, is dick grayson) or what
  • basically the confirmation that the dead robin = jason todd means that 1) they did not choose to change the robin but keep the storyline (e.g. if the dead robin had been dick grayson, who never died in the comics) and MORE IMPORTANTLY
  • there is a legitimate possibility that we are going to get a red hood storyline in the batman solo film

tl;dr, they’re staying true to jason’s storyline and character, which we all adore

Me watching Plush (SPN 11X7)
  • Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
  • Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
  • Me: THERES GONNA BE CLOWNS
  • Me: DONNA'S BACK
  • Me: BUNNNNNNIIIIIEEEESSS
  • Me: GOD DAMN IT DEAN, YOU LOVE BUGS BUNNY
  • Me: SAMMY THAT PUN WAS GOOD DON'T YOU LET DEAN-
  • Me: OH SHIT
  • Me: OH SHIT
  • Me: OH SHIT
  • Me: ITS A FUCKING CURSED MASK
  • Me: DONNA DOES CROSS FIT AND HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR SHIT DOUG
  • Me: OH FUCK
  • Me: THAT MASK IS SO CURSED
  • Me: ITS GONNA COME BACK
  • Me: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BURNED IT, ITS COMING BACK YOU IGNORANT POTATO HUNTERS
  • Me: THIS KID LIFTING WEIGHTS IS GONNA DIE
  • Me: OH MOTHER FUCK
  • Me: A BLOODY FUCKING CLOWN
  • Me: AH FUCK ITS SCHOOL MASCOTS, ISNT IT?
  • Me: DAMN SOCIAL MEDIA
  • Me: ROCK? WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD ROCK?
  • Me: MOTHER FUCKING GHOSTS
  • Mom: Are you okay
  • Me: MY SHOW IS ON
  • Mom: Are you sure?
  • Me: LEAVE ME
  • Me: SALT ON DESERT. BRILLIANT
  • Me: MICHELLE'S HAIR COLOR IS TO DIE FOR
  • Me: OH FUCK CHESTER.
  • Me: GOD DAMN IT. WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE ALL GHOSTY
  • Me: HE WAS CREMATED. WHAT A SURPRISE.
  • Me: AND WE'RE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH YET.
  • Me: J2 YOUR STUBBLE IS ON POINT
  • Me: THAT CLOWN'S GONNA PULL THE TUBE
  • Me: MOTHER FUCK THE CLOWN HAS A KNIFE
  • Me: THE CLOWN KILLED A MAN
  • Me: SHIT ITS HOMESTUCK ALL OVER AGAIN
  • Me: DO I SMELL MORE MURDER???!!!
  • Me: I THINK I DOOOOOOOO
  • Me: OKAY THIS A'INT GOOD FOR SAMMY
  • Me: LAST TIME HE DEALT WITH KILLER CLOWNS HE GOT COVERED IN GLITTER, YOU KNOW.
  • Me: DONNA WHAT THE FUCK
  • Me: SASSY SAMMY
  • Me: OH SHIT CHESTER
  • Me: CHESTER PROBABLY TOUCHED MAX
  • Me: CHESTER YOU FUCK TART
  • Me: HOT DAMN CHESTER'S HAIR WAS ON POINT
  • Me: YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE NOZZLES KILLING THE GUY YOU THINK TOUCHED YOUR KIDS ISN'T THE ANSWER.
  • Me: YOU SEND HIM TO THE STATE PENITENTIARY SO SOME GUY NAMED BUBBA CAN MAKE HIM HIS BITCH
  • Me: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
  • Me: THE FUCKING DEER HEAD
  • Me: BURN DEER BURN
  • Me: CHESTER LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO START SINGING THE SOUND TRACK TO WEST SIDE STORY
  • Me: HIS EYE MAKEUP SAYS EMO THO...
  • Me: CHEESE CURD FEST? I'M GAME
  • Me: DONNA YOU GO YOU HELLA AWESOME HUNTER YOU!
  • Me: DONNA YOU BETTER GET THAT DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOUG
  • Me: I SHIP IT SO MUCH
  • Me: AH THE CAGE
  • Me: THEY BETTER BE SETTING ADAM FREE. ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME
  • Red: you know
  • Red: i just realized Kylo Ren's a pretty weak force user
  • Red: like he's really showy but the first time in his life he meets somebody who can use the force - somebody who had just that very day discovered they could use it - suddenly he can't do shit
  • Audrey: It's directly related to his refusal to control his emotions
  • Audrey: The thing is, even when he channels his anger, he does it so indirectly and without purpose that he's immensely weak
  • Audrey: While Rey is channeling her emotions directly towards what she wants to do, and in resolving her mind, soul and body, becomes more powerful than him in 1/10th of the time
  • Red: that's true
  • Audrey: Like Anakin knew how to control his anger eventually because he was an actual jedi for twenty years, and had a very powerful and learned sith master, while Kylo is some shitfucker apprentice with a terrible master and no idea of what he's doing, and is ignorant of the force
  • Audrey: Like him trying to invoke the spirit of Anakin has no use, since Anakin, upon his death, renounced the dark and sought repentance in the face of his son
  • Audrey: He's not gonna give Kylo Dementia Dark'nes Ren a goddamn second of his time
  • Red: omg
  • Red: but it just got me thinking with the people complaining about how Rey and Finn managed to outduel somebody who's been trained by both Luke and snoke
  • Red: which made me realize that he isn't good at all - he's just used to getting his way
  • Audrey: Most likely the only force users he's actually killed were Actual Fucking Children and already wounded apprentices, so in all actuality he's most likely a horrendous force user but acts like he's powerful since he can do basic level magic and everyone thinks it's spooky
  • Audrey: Didn't Rey shoot him with a blaster at one point too
  • Red: Chewbacca did
  • Audrey: Yeah like fucking dumbass fucked up the bolt deflect
  • Audrey: He's a really shit ass jedi who almost got his ass beat by Finn and then got wrecked by Rey
The Walking Dead Premiere
  • Me, who read the comics: He's getting too close to Glenn. He's g e t t i n g t o o c l o s e t o G l e n n .
  • Friend, who did not: Relax, he's not gonna kill another characte-
  • Negan: *kills Glenn, who isn't even LOOKING AT HIM*
  • Me, and all surrounding friends: *inhuman shrieking, gross crying, clinging to each other and cursing*
  • Friends, as a chorus: Oh my God you knew

i really need to start writing my 10 page essay that’s due tomorrow night but

May I see you again?” he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.

I smiled. “Sure.”

“Tomorrow?” he asked.

“Patience, grasshopper,” I counseled. “You don’t want to seem overeager.

"Right, that’s why I said tomorrow,” he said. “I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.” I rolled my eyes. “I’m serious,” he said.

“You don’t even know me,” I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. “How about I call you when I finish this?”

“But you don’t even have my phone number,” he said.

“I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book.”

He broke out into that goofy smile. “And you say we don’t know each other.

—  John Green (The Fault In Our Stars)
Parent's commentary on 'Alone'
  • My mom: he's gonna die without telling her he loves her isn't he?
  • My dad: if he survives there is no way he won't tell her
  • during commercial break
  • My dad: DID SHE JUST GET KIDNAPPED? DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST GET TAKEN?
  • My mom: *imitating the movie Taken* I don't know who you are, but I will find you. And I will kill you.
  • Me: why are you guys like this?
  • My mom: does he find her?
  • Me: I can't say
  • My dad: DOES THE REDNECK FIND THE GIRL?!
  • Me: LIKE I SAID. I. CAN'T. SAY.

anonymous asked:

What do you think Cas looking up Jimmy could mean? Part of me is very nervous because they seem to going for an "all angels go home" thing, but then I'm wondering if they are actually going to say Jimmy isn't even alive anymore anyways. As much as we love Castiel, he is a friend/family like Bobby, so he isn't as immune to leaving or being killed off like we want to believe. I'm just on edge for what's gonna happen on SPN.

Hi Nonny. 

Here is my two cents speculation: 

I think Cas is going to try and bring Jimmy back, as, to try and ‘peace out’. and I think it will be the right move for him. But I think it will turn out to be that Jimmy is already dead, and Cas will need to deal with something he caused and he can’t fix. That’s why I think he will try and go after Clarie and take care of her. To fix something. 

It’s hard to tell how his endgame will be, but the sure thing is that he is very important to the show, he got his own story arc this season, and I don’t think they will write him out soon. 

This experience with Hannah, and him looking up Jimmy is very important in terms of 'some fucks we just can’t fix’/ 

Jared said in the 200th party that this season will deal with 'things I’ve done that I wish I hadn’t’ and I think for S&D it’s pretty clear, and for Cas this seems (to me) to be the thing. 

Things I wish I hadn't done because I have no way of fixing them, but the next step of this statement will be: then learn from them.