Soraru: No matter what i say, it will become lies. In the first place, people told me that since i’m a ama no jaku, so it would be okay if i lied, my energy just went down… Even if it’s not April Fools, my normal tweets contain lies…
This is a recap
of questions pertaining to just the stuff that has happened in game.
There are a ton of other questions about life, personal stuff, other
gaming, and all kinds of other stuff. Check out the two Q&As
after episodes 4 and 10 for the full rundown.
What’s with the
The party snuck up on a pair of trolls by a fire. Tiberius altered
his appearance to look like a female troll, to attempt to get past
them. Instead, he was almost raped by them both. To prevent that,
Percy and Vex managed to shoot their appendages off. Trolls,
however, regenerate so they grew back. They were later used as a
distraction in another instance.
What’s with the
After saving the ruling family of Taldori, a keep was built for them
as a thank you. At said keep, Percy has a workshop, Tiberius has a
magical library, and they have a butler of sorts that manages the
keep whole they are gone. They team refers to the keep as Castle
Greyskull, which is why they got the gift of the castle on the show.
How is Keyleth’s
It is expected to take many years. They are supposed to meet the
elders of the other elemental tribes, but also to grow as a leader
through life and experience.
What’s the deal
The group had to take a name to compete in an underground fight club
type of thing. The final fight was with a group of wizards. In an
attempt to intimidate them, Scanlan summoned a pony which Grog then
beheaded and smeared the gore all over himself. He did such a good
job the wizards gave up on the spot without a fight.
Children were being
kidnapped from each town they went to. The one thing that tied the
disappearances together was a child with black hair and yellow eyes.
Upon returning to Emon, they saw the child of the sovereign, Uriel,
talking to the child they had been searching for. The group jumped
into action, and the child was pulled them all into a pocket
dimension. It was bringing children there to play with in the castle
he had built, until they outgrew him and he killed them. When they
faced him, his armor was attached to four children by chains. If he
was hit, the damage would be split between him and the children.
They began to attack the chains and freed three of four children,
when Keyleth used a grasping vine to try and pull the child away.
The vine grabbed the boy, pulling him away but the chain around his
neck snapped it, killing him.
During the same
battle, as the emperor was near death, Scanlan charged him with his
blade, looking for his first final blow. Instead, he rolled a 1 and
got sidestepped, then crashed through a window and fell three
How did Vex get
When she first went
out into the woods on her own, she was captured by a group of
poachers. While captured, she heard a large creature being tortured.
When she escaped, she killed the two poachers and went to free the
bear they were taking organs from. She couldn’t save it and put it
down, but when she did she heard a sound from behind it. The sound
was the bear’s cub, which she took with her from that day forward and
called him Trinket.
Would Grog kill
his uncle if they found him?
Shortly before getting to Kraghammer, they ran into Grog’s cousin.
Because of their connection, he was able to talk them out of a
confrontation. This is, to date, the only time Grog has talked the
group OUT of a fight.
Worst thing Grog
ever did as a character?
While trying to get
through a heavily trapped hallway, Grog slapped Trinket on the butt.
He tore down the hall, setting off every trap and almost dying. (IRL
this lead to Travis sleeping on the couch)
Does Percy know
what happened with his family, and does he have a plan when he finds
He assumes his
sister died when she was arrowed. He has no plans as to what to do
with his homeland. He is “scared shitless of what’s going on in
How did the
group get together?
The group had
gathered in the swamp town of Stillbend. They took the same job on
the job board at the local tavern, and decided to join forces to make
the job easier. Percy joined later, after being found in prison and
How did Pike
When fighting a
demon that had taken over the family of the sovereign of Emon, the
group managed to free the family from the demonic influence, but the
demon pulling the strings still had to be dealt with. The Glabrezu,
a hulking four-armed monster, managed to score a critical hit on an
already wounded Pike, sending her to her death.
Keyleth’s favorite wild shape form?
The saber toothed
feelings for Pike reciprocated?
I’m not really sold on him yet. Maybe Pike’s heart is taken by
someone else. There is a lot in her history that the group doesn’t
When did Percy
build Bad News?
After saving the
Emon ruler and before they left for Kraghammer. It took him a few
months in his workshop at the keep.
Why is Tiberius
so close to Keyleth?
Tiberius comes from
a fairly powerful family, and as Keyleth comes from a family that is
also of a ‘ruling’ type class he feels like he shares some bonds with
her being of royal blood.
Random facts and
At some point
they broke Keyleth out of jail by convincing her jailers that she
was crazy, had pubic lice, and Percy was her lawyer.
At one point
Scanlan BS’d his way through the Thieves’ Guild of Emon by using a
fake badge, putting his finger above his lip like a fake mustache,
and telling people his name was Burt Reynolds.
They once put
an ox, named Dork, into the bag of holding. This is when they
learned that there isn’t air in the bag, and the ox died.
Grog once rage
looted the hoard of a dragon, which lead to a major fight with it.
Vax eventually was able to land the killing blow.
Vax once snuck
into a room where the girls were changing because he wanted to see a
Gnome naked. When Pike found out, she stomped his foot, doing one
HP of damage.
The twins ran
into their father in the city of Emon. He had a new wife, and a
child with the new wife.
through a portal with a nymph and may or may not have had sexual
relations with her.
carpet came when they were escaping from a crumbling tower. Vex
tried to use it as a parachute, but instead it went under her to
keep her aloft.
He’s going to tell you you’re dumb. Real dumb. And it’s going to be all long with big words and nonsense twisted up meanings and you’re going to feel like shit for all the time it takes you to remember that he ain’t sure on any other way for showing how motherfucking caring his biscuit gets. Ain’t like you mind much. Well, you do, but your bro has to exercise his face-movers someways, and better it be at you than at ones what’ve got no understanding for it.
He’s gonna get on about how your ignorant ass went and smeared your paint all over shit what’s not meant to be painted up, but for now you’re feeling all alone and just need to be getting to know that there’s a one what gets some concern on for you, and it ain’t like you’ve never done this every night before anyway.
Karkat don’t get any rest in his recuperacoon nowadays, which is all perfectly good in your opinion as they’re too small to be fitting two trolls into. Instead, he gets his oculars all closed up on a pile of soft shit all alchemized up by one of the humans.
You sneak over to his pile as like would a squeakcritter, and climb up into that bitch all stealthy. Then you go and ruin it because your arm places funny and you fall, startling your moirail awake because shit, ain’t you a clumsy motherfucker.
Karkat stares at you, still not all there, and you’re ready to get the apologies going but then he just yawns and motions you over. “C’mere,” he says, and flops a few times on his side until there’s room where you can fit all nice. You crawl up beside him again, curling with your spine to him and pulling his arm over your side. He’s all warm and solid against your back and the choking feel you didn’t notice was even in your throat disappears.