he's getting trolled instead

Soraru's getting married wwwwww Congratulations!

@soraruru:7月に結婚します

Soraru: I going to get married at July.

@suzumun:@soraruru もう言っていいの?

Suzumu: Is it already okay to say it out?

@soraruru:@suzumun 今言っとけば信じられないだろうし良いかなって

Soraru: I was thinking that since it’s today that i’m saying it, no ones going to believe me so it might be a good time

@soraruru:誰一人として信じてくれない…エイプリルフール恐るべし…

Soraru: No one believes me… April Fools is a day to be feared…

 ‏@soraruru:と思ったら信じてる人もいる ほんとだからね

Soraru: Was what i thought, but there are also people who believes it. Since its true.

まだ22です “@Sena0u0: @soraruru そらるさんもう20代後半ですもんね(*‘ω’*) それで相手の方は現実の方ですか?”

Sena0u0: Soraru-san is already reaching his late 20s already right~ (*'ω’*) Is your partner someone from the reality?

Soraru: I’m still 22 only.

@soraruru:実は結婚しません

Soraru: Actually I’m not getting married

@soraruru:この何言っても信じられない感ハンパない

Soraru: Somehow no matter how i say it, it seems that no one is going to believe me.

本当は結婚します"@Ericha0219: @soraruru   それが嘘で実はするんですか?"

Ericha0219: Is that true or a lie?

Soraru: I’m really getting married.

@soraruru:この世に本当のことなんてないんだってよ!

Soraru: In this world, there is nothing that is really true!

@soraruru:すみません結婚なんてしません勘弁してください・・・

Soraru: I’m sorry, i don’t want to get married, please cut me some slack…

@soraruru:1700RTってなんだよ

Soraru: Whats with the 1700 retweets

@soraruru:みんなからのおめでとうリプに心を病んだのでしばらく死にます

Soraru: Everyone’s reply of “Congratulations” is really getting sickening, so for some time, i will be dead

@soraruru:エイプリルフール嫌い

Soraru: I hate April Fools

@soraruru:何言ってもうそになるしそもそも天邪鬼だから嘘ついて言いよって言われるとちょっとやる気無くなる エイプリルフールじゃなくてもほとんどのツイート嘘だし

Soraru: No matter what i say, it will become lies. In the first place, people told me that since i’m a ama no jaku, so it would be okay if i lied, my energy just went down… Even if it’s not April Fools, my normal tweets contain lies…

Combined Q&A sessions

This is a recap of questions pertaining to just the stuff that has happened in game. There are a ton of other questions about life, personal stuff, other gaming, and all kinds of other stuff.  Check out the two Q&As after episodes 4 and 10 for the full rundown.

What’s with the troll penis?

The party snuck up on a pair of trolls by a fire.  Tiberius altered his appearance to look like a female troll, to attempt to get past them.  Instead, he was almost raped by them both.  To prevent that, Percy and Vex managed to shoot their appendages off.  Trolls, however, regenerate so they grew back.  They were later used as a distraction in another instance.

What’s with the keep?

After saving the ruling family of Taldori, a keep was built for them as a thank you.  At said keep, Percy has a workshop, Tiberius has a magical library, and they have a butler of sorts that manages the keep whole they are gone.  They team refers to the keep as Castle Greyskull, which is why they got the gift of the castle on the show.

How is Keyleth’s journey going?

It is expected to take many years.  They are supposed to meet the elders of the other elemental tribes, but also to grow as a leader through life and experience.

What’s the deal with S.H.I.T.s?

The group had to take a name to compete in an underground fight club type of thing.  The final fight was with a group of wizards.  In an attempt to intimidate them, Scanlan summoned a pony which Grog then beheaded and smeared the gore all over himself.  He did such a good job the wizards gave up on the spot without a fight.

Keylith’s child killing episode:

Children were being kidnapped from each town they went to.  The one thing that tied the disappearances together was a child with black hair and yellow eyes. Upon returning to Emon, they saw the child of the sovereign, Uriel, talking to the child they had been searching for.  The group jumped into action, and the child was pulled them all into a pocket dimension.  It was bringing children there to play with in the castle he had built, until they outgrew him and he killed them.  When they faced him, his armor was attached to four children by chains.  If he was hit, the damage would be split between him and the children. They began to attack the chains and freed three of four children, when Keyleth used a grasping vine to try and pull the child away. The vine grabbed the boy, pulling him away but the chain around his neck snapped it, killing him.

During the same battle, as the emperor was near death, Scanlan charged him with his blade, looking for his first final blow.  Instead, he rolled a 1 and got sidestepped, then crashed through a window and fell three stories.

The team’s alignments are:

Vax- CG

Vex-NG

Tiberius-CG

Keyleth-NG

Pike-CG

Scanlan-NG

Grog-CN

Percy-NG

How did Vex get Trinket:

When she first went out into the woods on her own, she was captured by a group of poachers.  While captured, she heard a large creature being tortured. When she escaped, she killed the two poachers and went to free the bear they were taking organs from.  She couldn’t save it and put it down, but when she did she heard a sound from behind it.  The sound was the bear’s cub, which she took with her from that day forward and called him Trinket.

Would Grog kill his uncle if they found him?

Absolutely. Shortly before getting to Kraghammer, they ran into Grog’s cousin. Because of their connection, he was able to talk them out of a confrontation.  This is, to date, the only time Grog has talked the group OUT of a fight.

Worst thing Grog ever did as a character?

While trying to get through a heavily trapped hallway, Grog slapped Trinket on the butt. He tore down the hall, setting off every trap and almost dying.  (IRL this lead to Travis sleeping on the couch)

Does Percy know what happened with his family, and does he have a plan when he finds them?

He assumes his sister died when she was arrowed.  He has no plans as to what to do with his homeland.  He is “scared shitless of what’s going on in the north.”

How did the group get together?

The group had gathered in the swamp town of Stillbend.  They took the same job on the job board at the local tavern, and decided to join forces to make the job easier.  Percy joined later, after being found in prison and freed.  

How did Pike die?

When fighting a demon that had taken over the family of the sovereign of Emon, the group managed to free the family from the demonic influence, but the demon pulling the strings still had to be dealt with.  The Glabrezu, a hulking four-armed monster, managed to score a critical hit on an already wounded Pike, sending her to her death.

What is Keyleth’s favorite wild shape form?

The saber toothed tiger, Minxy.  

Are Scanlan’s feelings for Pike reciprocated?

Per Ashley- I’m not really sold on him yet.  Maybe Pike’s heart is taken by someone else.  There is a lot in her history that the group doesn’t know about.

When did Percy build Bad News?

After saving the Emon ruler and before they left for Kraghammer.  It took him a few months in his workshop at the keep.

Why is Tiberius so close to Keyleth?

Tiberius comes from a fairly powerful family, and as Keyleth comes from a family that is also of a ‘ruling’ type class he feels like he shares some bonds with her being of royal blood.  


Random facts and reveals-

  • At some point they broke Keyleth out of jail by convincing her jailers that she was crazy, had pubic lice, and Percy was her lawyer.
  • At one point Scanlan BS’d his way through the Thieves’ Guild of Emon by using a fake badge, putting his finger above his lip like a fake mustache, and telling people his name was Burt Reynolds.
  • They once put an ox, named Dork, into the bag of holding.  This is when they learned that there isn’t air in the bag, and the ox died.
  • Grog once rage looted the hoard of a dragon, which lead to a major fight with it. Vax eventually was able to land the killing blow.
  • Vax once snuck into a room where the girls were changing because he wanted to see a Gnome naked.  When Pike found out, she stomped his foot, doing one HP of damage.
  • The twins ran into their father in the city of Emon.  He had a new wife, and a child with the new wife.
  • Grog went through a portal with a nymph and may or may not have had sexual relations with her.
  • The magic carpet came when they were escaping from a crumbling tower.  Vex tried to use it as a parachute, but instead it went under her to keep her aloft.

anonymous asked:

gamkar sleep cuddles plz? :3

He’s going to tell you you’re dumb. Real dumb. And it’s going to be all long with big words and nonsense twisted up meanings and you’re going to feel like shit for all the time it takes you to remember that he ain’t sure on any other way for showing how motherfucking caring his biscuit gets. Ain’t like you mind much. Well, you do, but your bro has to exercise his face-movers someways, and better it be at you than at ones what’ve got no understanding for it.

He’s gonna get on about how your ignorant ass went and smeared your paint all over shit what’s not meant to be painted up, but for now you’re feeling all alone and just need to be getting to know that there’s a one what gets some concern on for you, and it ain’t like you’ve never done this every night before anyway.

Karkat don’t get any rest in his recuperacoon nowadays, which is all perfectly good in your opinion as they’re too small to be fitting two trolls into. Instead, he gets his oculars all closed up on a pile of soft shit all alchemized up by one of the humans.

You sneak over to his pile as like would a squeakcritter, and climb up into that bitch all stealthy. Then you go and ruin it because your arm places funny and you fall, startling your moirail awake because shit, ain’t you a clumsy motherfucker.

Karkat stares at you, still not all there, and you’re ready to get the apologies going but then he just yawns and motions you over. “C’mere,” he says, and flops a few times on his side until there’s room where you can fit all nice. You crawl up beside him again, curling with your spine to him and pulling his arm over your side. He’s all warm and solid against your back and the choking feel you didn’t notice was even in your throat disappears.

 “Now stay the fuck still so I can sleep.”