he's creepy like that

LISTEN Damien’s an asshole and his power is creepy as fuck but it’s like he picked it on purpose and also he’s having a really bad fucking time so like can the rest of the cast… I don’t even want to say “be nice to him” so much as just try and have some patience????

rosy-sims  asked:

161 (im obsessed w ghosts ok)

161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience?

OKAY *CRACKS KNUCKLES* 

So I did a watercolor painting of an asian woman once, and then showed it to my brother. He was genuinely terrified of the image I’d created. The night before, while he was dozing off to sleep, he heard soft creaking in the hallway, as if someone was walking up and down it, y’know? He doesn’t remember if this was a dream or reality but from the corner of his eye he saw a woman in a long white dress (kinda like the grudge) staring at him. When he woke up the next morning and saw my painting he was like “tHAT’S HER. THAT’S THE CREEPY LADY IN MY DREAMS.” and I was like “say whaaaaaaaat” and we were both really freaked out. We asked the magic 8 ball “is anyone in this house” and that bITCH SAID “It is decidedly so” and we were both like “say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat” 

I would then proceed to place the painting in random places where my brother would unexpectedly see it. Like when he was in the bathroom I snuck in and placed the picture on the couch and when he got out of the pooper he jUMPED MAD HARD. It was a real goof and a gaff, I tell ya. 

The following day my mom threw out the picture because we were both so spooked by it. I was pretty sad about that. So was my brother. We didn’t feel the asian woman’s presence anymore. And that’s my story. 

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“Where are we even going?”
“Omg Pidge would you just shut up for like, five seconds? We’re almost there.”
“Maybe I just like the sound of my own voice, Lance. Not everything is about you, you know. Maybe I’m just–”

“…This is what I wanted to show you.”
“…oh.”
“Happy Birthday, Pidge.”

It’s Pidge’s birthday so obviously I had to draw SOMETHING.

It turned into Plance. Go figure.

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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘What If…’

Important Lance things to remember

-Lance loves his family and theyre the most important thing for him

-He misses home, the poor baby, the rain, the beach, his home

-Lance believes in ghost and mermaids

-He probably wants to be a mermaid

-Lance is really into water things? (Rain, beach, pool, mermaids) I wouldn’t be surprised if he use to swim as a sport

-He would never hurt Hunk, even if Hunk was fighting against him

-He cares so much about his teammates and loves to brag about how cool they are!!!

-Even Keith, his so called rival. He finds the good in everyone!!

-Flirts like a gentleman, like no one ever thinks he’s being creepy with his flirting and most girls give him a positive response when flirting!!

-Literally only Allura has been shown to be uninterested/unamused by Lance’s flirting even then she’s not creeped out or disgusted, just exasperated

-Would deadass waddle in a fountain and turn into a dolphin for his friends like respect

-Protects people he just met even calling them friends!!

-Knock, knock, its self-depreciation

-Loves to bond with others and become friends with them!!

-Throws himself in front of a bomb for his friends

-This boys just really loves his family and friends like wow

-Smart boy!! Figured out the brainwash thing all by himself!!

-So many leadership qualities like wow did you see the first episode

-Protects smol friend from angry cyclops

-I love him

Syriannas, completely fascinated by Dorian’s sleeping face in the early hours at Skyhold.

The Cast of The Outsiders Now as Members of Your Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving

C Thomas Howell (Ponyboy)

-Creepy Uncle™ vibes.

-He’s not actually your uncle he’s like your dad’s second cousin’s nephew in law or some shit you really can’t remember.

-But he drinks milk straight from the carton and it makes you really uncomfortable.

-Don’t look him in the eyes.

-Smells like weed.

-You get forced to sit next to him on the couch after dinner and then he turns out to be a pretty cool guy.

-Has this weird scar on his elbow with a whole elaborate story behind it.

-Brought the 20-something year old he’s dating which is kind of weird but they’re making it work and they seem happy so okay.

-Takes all of the little kids out for ice cream when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other so they don’t have to be around that.


Leif Garret (Bob)

-Creepy Uncle™ vibes^2

-You do actually want to avoid him.

-Like he’s not even related to you. At all.

-Nobody knows what he’s doing in your house.

-“Wait, I thought he came with you!" "No, he came with you!”

-Drinks all he beer and just makes everybody really uncomfortable.

-He’s only there for 20 minutes.

-The next thing you know he and the turkey are both gone.

-You never see any of them either again.


Diane Lane (Cherry)

-That one really awesome aunt everybody loves.

-Gives throughtful Christmas presents.

-Has like 10 kids.

-Still looks gorgeous after all of them.

-Is the one who put this whole thing together God bless her heart.

-Ends up curled up on the kitchen linoleum crying and chugging a bottle of red wine after everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other somebody give this poor woman a hug.


Rob Lowe (Sodapop)

-Your mom’s older brother.

-The Fun Uncle.

-Tells all the kids too many stories about his crazy college days.

-“…and that’s why you shouldn’t do drugs, kids.”

-Gets the fuck out of there the second everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. Smart dude.


Michelle Merink (Marcia)

-Your mom’s younger sister.

-The one gay family member.

-Everyone is going out of their way to avoid acknowledging the fact that she’s gay.

-Like literally she brings her wife of 10 years and everybody’s still like, “Aunt Michelle and her…friend.”

-Brought a cassorole.

-Is done with this shit.

-Leaves with her wife as soon as everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. They go to her wife’s family’s Thankgiving dinner and it is a much much better experience.


Patrick Swayze (Darry)

-The awesome grandpa who’s been dead for years.

-Everyone’s remembering him fondly and telling heartwarming stories about him while also desperately trying to avoid actually bringing up the fact that he’s dead.


Matt Dillon (Dallas)

-Your second cousin’s new husband thay she brought with her.

-It’s the first time anybody’s meeting him because they got married after like three months of knowing each other.

-Nobody approves.

-He’s super uncomfortable and trying his best to be polite like he compliments your evil great great aunt and offers to do the dishes and everything.

-Yeah by the end of the night all of the younger girl cousins have crushes on him and all of the alcoholic unhappily married women are Jealous™

-Is super confused and kind of disturbed when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other but he knows better than to ask any questions.


Emilio Estevez (Two-Bit)

-Another person who you can’t actually remember how your related to.

-You only ever see him at Thanksgiving otherwise he might as well not even exist.

-Just chilling.

-Staying out of the drama.

-Eating his pie.

-Takes his pie into the bathroom to finish it when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other.


Ralph Macchio (Johnny)

-That one fully grown cousin who they make eat at the kids’ table when they run out of room.

-Joins Emilio Estevez in the bathroom when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. They sit in the bathtub together and eat pie and have a heartfelt chat it’s actually kind of nice.


Tom Cruise (Steve)

-Your dad’s dickhead little brother who didn’t bother to show up.

-Grandma set a placemat out for him out of spite.

-It’s just…sitting there.

-He’s probably out having a good time somewhere far away when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other.

-Honestly who can really blame him you’d ditch Thanksgiving every year too if you could.


Glenn Withrow (Tim)

-Cool Uncle

-Married to your dad’s sister.

-Is in a band.

-Also smells like weed.

-Pretty Chill dude until everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. Then he manages to make three people cry and put a brand-new whole in grandma’s wall.


S.E. Hinton (Nurse)

-Great great aunt.

-Is still alive…somehow.

-Yells everything because she can’t hear.

-Complains.

-Hits people with her cane.

-Is probably the reason everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other.

I cannot believe prompto’s idea of flirting with cindy was to get up insanely early, stand on a hill that was freaking outside of town, and take a scenic (???) picture of her grandfather’s garage in order to show his affection–presumably meaning he was going to give it to her/show it to her at some point in time. Like??? “oh cindy here look at this cool picture of the garage you work at every day. bet you’ve never seen it before, huh?” Has this child ever successfully talked to a crush ever? Like that is super cute but also u could have idk just talked to her instead? Can someone help him? What an absolute dork

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Childhood Trauma - A moodboard

Bonus: 

the resemblance is uncanny

anonymous asked:

So so many snaps of Louis today, now fan pics and yesterday all we got was pap pics and a pic with a fan late at night... I say someone arrived at Coachella much later than what they tried to imply. I mean, all afternoon all we got was preston apparently saying he wasnt taking any pics (and no one takes creepy pics like they are taking today??), a girl saying she saw him, but it's the same one who took a pic of louis and danielle last year, and another who didnt correctly say what he was wearing

I think that’s likely

  • warren: takes a beating from nathan and encourages max to drive away from the scene so she's safe
  • warren: is genuinely concerned about kate's wellbeing and alyssa's
  • warren: takes max kissing chloe really well and actually encourages her to go ape with chloe instead of him
  • warren: knocks a friggin gun out of nathan's hand and beats him up for hurting him, max, and kate but still feels guilty about going too far afterwards
  • warren: and doesn't butt into max's and chloe's investigations even though he keeps getting involved accidentally
  • fandom: WARREN IS SO CREEPY HE ONLY WANTS THE V