he's being tsundere again

  • Sasuke: Shut up, you're useless.
  • SS Fans: Well I mean he's right there's nothing Sakura can do right now, he's just being blunt
  • Sasuke: Naruto, they're a burden, you should have just left them to die
  • SS Fans: Sasuke is right, they have to save the world even if it hurts him so much to make that choice :( / Sasuke's lying, he just doesn't want Kaguya to see that he cares about Sakura so she won't attack her! / He's just tsundere!
  • Sasuke: But thanks to that [the vest] I made it. But not you. I did it on my own.
  • SS Fans: OMG HE CAUGHT HER AND THANKED ~HER~ THEY'RE CANON THEY'RE CANON
  • Naruto: Did you thank Sakura and Obito for saving you?
  • Sasuke: Who gives a shit just focus on the goddess trying to kill everyone
  • SS Fans: Aw he's such a tsundere :)
  • Naruto: Sasuke! Save Sakura!
  • Sasuke: ....... -no intention to save her-
  • -Kakashi saves Sakura-
  • Sasuke: What the fuck how did HE get Susanoo?! A perfect one at that!
  • SS Fans: GODDAMN IT KAKASHI STOP COCKBLOCKING SASUKE LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO UPSET STOP SAVING HIS WAIFU FOR HIM!!!! THAT WAS HIS MOMENT!!!
  • Sakura: I love you! Maybe romantically or platonically idk, which one Kishimoto-sama?
  • Sasuke: GOD you're annoying, I'm going to trap you in an illusion where I kill you so you'll shut up
  • SS Fans: HE ONLY DID IT BECAUSE HE'S TSUNDERE AND IN A DARK PLACE SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!! / HE DID IT TO SAVE HER BECAUSE HE'S WORRIED SHE'D GET HURT!
  • Kakashi: She just wanted to save you, she's not even interested in going out with you anymore
  • SS Fans: Shut the fuck up Kakashi you don't know shit
  • Sasuke: What, is she having fun daydreaming about love? I just don't care about her love for me, I never have and she should have stopped a long time ago because I've NEVER been interested
  • SS Fans: He's lying! He's just being tsundere again! / HE'S IN A DARK PLACE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!! / HE JUST WANTS HER TO HATE HIM TO PROTECT HER CAN'T YOU SEE, GOSH YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID KISHIMOTO HAS BEEN HINTING AT IT!
  • Sasuke: Naruto, you're the only person I care about so that's why I have to kill you, you're my best friend, my only bond
  • SS Fans: OMG HE THINKS OF SAKURA AS HIS WAIFU!
  • Sasuke: -flashbacks of Team 7-
  • SS Fans: OMG HE'S THINKING ABOUT HER! THEY'RE CAN-
  • Sasuke: I think of Team 7, Sakura included, as a FAMILY
  • SS Fans: HE'S LYING! / WELL DUH! WIVES ARE A PART OF YOUR FAMILY! HE DIDN'T MEAN PLATONICALLY OBVIOUSLY! SASUSAKU IS CANON!