Reactions To the Dragon Maid Finale Coming To You From The Afterlife Because I’m Fucking Dead
*Spoilers for Ep 13 Below!!*
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No one deserved emotional mayhem on this level but I also thoroughly enjoyed it.
-Why the fuck did they have to put the cutest opening scenes in just before they fucking ripped my heart out fuck.
-The flowers =my everything?? JUST FINISH ME OFF WHY DON’T YOU
-Kanna and Saikawa are so sweet throughout this entire thing omg ｡ﾟ(*´□`)ﾟ｡
-Kobayshi’s just chilling enjoying a day off finally and feeling peaceful and then they had to twist that fucking knife fuck
-I tried and failed to hold it together when Kobayashi hears that Tohru left. Just the way she pauses and doesn’t know what to do and her lil sad face and you can just *tell* this has absolutely GUTTED her that shit took three years off my lifespan.
-My big gay baby ass cried p much the entire montage when Tohru isn’t there that’s one of the most devastating scenes I’ve witnessed in any medium in a long damn while and is like real-life familiar to me a bit and just. Holy. Shit.
-But like props yo Kobayashi’s single mom-ing it up she’s gonna get shit done whatever way she has to
-But it still killed me because holy shit she has takeout because she works late af and doesn’t have time to cook for them
-THE MUG SHE DROPS that hurt me why would they do this to me she’s rushing so much to get ready and get Kanna up
-Taught Kanna to use the rice cooker because she won’t be home
-Kanna has to stay at Saikawa’s because mom’s working OUCH
-And Kanna misses her dragon mom I’m crying
- The way the house is so messy oh no Kobayashi you poor depressed lesbian I feel u bb been there, done that, bought that t-shirt
-Takiya is the real MVP lookin out for his fellow queer bestie, noticin’ something’s wrong, u go A+ bestie
-The way she runs when Tohru comes back omfg
-LOOK AT MY BABIES FIGHTING BIG PAPA DRAGON TO BE TOGETHER
-Like damn Kobayashi woke the fuck up and told off Tohru’s big bad dragon dad U GO BB
-Also what the fuck did he do to her face or whatever??
-Tohru’s face when he does that shit to Kobayashi. Is. PRIME. I literally screamed OH SHIIIIIIIIT IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN.
-Tiny dragon daughter flying her mom to the other dimension to go get back her dragon mom my heart ❤❤❤
-Kanna’s the other real MVP she’s taking care of her mom, giving her the down low on dragon politics, telling her where Tohru is, flying her around.
-Kanna is the prettiest dragon look at those lil feathery angel wings angel dragon daughter ☆~☆~☆~☆
-And then Kobayashi’s measured conflict resolution is life and the way she talks about difference was cool af and just quintessentially her. Diplomatic as fuck.
-The way Tohru like tackles her added the three years back onto my life plus one and gave me clear skin and watered my crops and paid off my student loans and bestowed upon me the most voluminous hair yo.
-IT MIRRORS THE OPENING WEH
-Also she’s TAKING HER AND KANNA TO SEE HER PARENTS YES SWEET JESUS I’M GONNA CRY ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚
-SO. CANON. MARRIED
-Has she like called them? Warned them at all? I hope not I hope she just turns the fuck up and goes “Sup motherfuckers, haven’t seen you in a year. You have a daughter in law and a granddaughter now you will love them as I do. Don’t ask about the tail. Or do. Depends on whether it’ll give you an aneurism or not.”
-I both want to fic it and see it in-ep animated I’ve heard second season is a thing or is that wrong?
-I’ll watch this episode over and over for the next 20 years.
A/N: I’m so sorry anon who requested this!!! I hope this is okay :) I’ll be releasing one more request tonight then I’ll be stopping requests and putting some time towards writing Endgame part 3, thank you so much for waiting guys
Word count: 1402
Warnings: Swears bb
“What is she doing here!?” You heard from behind you, you sighed and looked up at Betty and Veronica, both giving you sympathetic looks.
“Always a pleasure Jones” you said as you rolled your eyes and turned to the raven haired boy.
Jughead looked down at you and raised an eyebrow.
“What!?” You said with a glare, “Well are you going to move over or what?!” He snapped back. You groaned as you moved further into the booth.
“So back to my first question, why is she here” Jughead said as he looked at V and Betty.
“I’m their friend too, Jones” you protested, “I’m sorry, was I talking to you?” He snarled.
“Fuck you Jughead” you said with a broken voice as you jumped over the back of the booth and left Pop’s.
“Y/N” Ronnie called after you but it was too late, you were out the door, her eyes narrowed and she turned to Jughead, “Nice going dickhead.” She said as she grabbed her coat so she could chase after you, leaving Betty to sort out the beanie wearing boy.
Summary: Poe has had a crush on the reader for ages, and asks Finn for his advice, which leads him to make several very sudden decisions.
Word Count: 6000+
Warnings: Moderate to Severe Accidental Injury
It wasn’t like Poe was looking for excuses to get to maintenance. (Well, once, he had sped up the disrepair of his com link just a little bit.) Otherwise, all eight visits to the maintenance wing over the past month were for completely legitimate reasons. It was as if his X-wing somehow knew that there was a wonderful girl at the reception desk and kept falling apart just so he could see her. This time, it was the navigation system that had decided to give out. System in hand, he walked to the to the desk where Y/N spun around in her chair until she saw him.
“Oh! Hi, Poe!” she greeted with her bright, heart-stopping smile. She was looking awfully cute with safety goggles rested on the top of her head, pulling her hair back. She had a smudge of grease on her cheek that she probably didn’t even realize was there, and her eyes were lit up as they usually were with a playful spark.
Summary: You and Poe were chosen to help find the only way to find Luke Skywalker. But, the both of you had run into some trouble.
I do not own anything!!!!
You watched as Poe was handed the very thing that could
change the outcome of battle between the First Order and the Resistance. You
and Poe were both chosen by General Leia Organa to obtain the last piece of a
map that led to where Luke Skywalker was. To say that you both were capable of
handling this mission, which you both knew could end badly, was an
understatement. Poe was the best pilot in the Resistance and you, being Leia’s
daughter, were one of the best fighters.
You guys were often
paired off with one another for missions and got along well, which led to the
both of you developing feelings for one another, but refusing to say something.
The both of you were very stubborn, often butting heads, which led to many
arguments during missions, as well as one of you possibly ending up getting hurt.
If one of you did end up getting hurt, the other would be by your side, often
bugging you to be careful and make sure to pay more attention. As much as you
got on each other’s nerves, that didn’t stop you guys from caring for one another.
Lor San Tekka
squeezed Poe’s hand and said,
“This will begin to make things right. I’ve traveled too far
and seen too much to ignore the despair in the galaxy.” He pulled away and both
you and Poe stared at the missing piece of the map, “Without the Jedi, there can
be no balance in the Force.”
“Well, because of you, now we have a chance.” Poe stated.
You grabbed Lor San Tekka’s hand and smiled, “Yes, thank you
for this. The Resistance can now finally stop the First Order from causing any
more harm. The General has been searching for this for a long time.”
Lor San Tekka smiled back, “Oh, the General? To me,” he
winked, “she and you are both royalty, my dear Y/N.”
You heard Poe chuckle softly and say, “Well, they both certainly are.”
You were about to make a witty comment back until Poe’s droid,
BB-8, came crashing through, chirping excitedly.
You and Poe looked at one another,
“We’ve got company,” Poe said, you both stood up in a hurry
and stepped outside.
You heard all of the villagers shouting in warning. From
afar, you could see ships from the First Order coming closer to the village.
“You have to hide,” you heard Poe say and you turned around
to look at Lor San Tekka.
“You have to leave,” he replied back. You felt your heart
drop as you grabbed his hand.
“Come with us,” you begged, “it’s not safe for you here.”
Lor San Tekka looked at you with sad eyes and smiled, “My
dear, it is not my place to come with you. I would only slow the both of you
“But-“you felt Poe grab your arm and you turned to look at
him as he nodded to you, his eyes also showing a hint of sadness.
You looked back at Lor San Tekka and lowered your head as
you released his hand. You gave him a quick hug and he squeezed you back,
“You need to go, Y/N.”
You pulled away and looked back at Poe and nodded, the both
of you began running back for the X-Wing you came in. You heard a bell begin to
ring, as well as the First Order ships getting closer, and you saw all of the
villagers grabbing their weapons and taking cover. You wished that you could
help them, but you knew that if the First Order obtained the missing piece of
the map, that it would make things worse than it already was.
You could hear the sounds of blasters going off and you knew
that the First Order had arrived. Hearing the villagers screaming and shouting
made your heart drop, but you pushed yourself to run faster. You were a little
behind Poe and knew that BB-8 was right on your heals when you heard Poe yell,
“C’mon slowpoke and BB-8, hurry!”
You huffed angrily and yelled back, “You are choosing NOW to
make fun of me? You are so going to get it when we get back to the base,
You could hear him laughing and BB-8 chirping as you punched
him in the arm when the both of you arrived to the X-Wing. The both of you were
finally seated in the X-Wing and Poe started the engine. As soon as you had put
your helmet on, you felt the ship take a hit from some blasters and you and Poe
groaned. They were continuing to shoot and you, with BB-8 chirping, yelled
“Hello Mr. I’m The Best Pilot in the Resistance? Are you
ever going to shoot at the Troopers?”
“Yeah, yeah, I see them Y/N/N,” he stated as he pulled up
the blasters from the ship and shot back at the Troopers. You knew that he hit
them as soon as you saw him get out of the X-Wing to check the damage. You
hurried alongside him and you sighed when you saw the damage. You heard the
screams of the villagers intensify and you turned around, seeing them become
overrun by the Storm Troopers. The smell of smoke surrounded you as you saw the
houses being burned down. You shoved Poe’s jacket and said
“We have to help them Poe!”
Before you could turn off to help, Poe grabbed your arm and
shook his head. BB-8 rolled next to you and Poe brought you down with him as he
handed you the piece of the map. He looked between the both of you and said,
“You take this. It’s safer with the both of you than it is
“No, Poe I am going to help you,” you said, shaking your
“You and BB-8 are the Resistance’s only chance at surviving,
Y/N. You both need to get as far as you can from here okay?” He looked at BB-8,
“Do you hear me?”
You tried to object, but Poe pulled you in for a hug and
whispered to you,
“I’ll come back for you,” he kissed your cheek and you felt
your heart race.
Poe pulled away and gave you that sideways smirk that he
always gave you and took off running. You looked down at BB-8 and started
running away. You got quite a bit away from the village before you felt this
weight come over you and you heard how silent it was and turned around. You
stopped BB-8 and kneeled down,
“BB-8 you have to take this,” you handed the droid the map, “I
need to go help Poe.”
You heard BB-8 chirp at you and you said, “We will come back
for you, don’t worry BB-8. Now go, please.”
You watched as BB-8 rolled away before you ran back for the
village. The weight that you had felt had begun to feel stronger and darker as
well. Your heart dropped as you realized why that was. You hid as you saw Poe in
front of you, standing up as if something was holding him back and saw a blast
from his blaster being held up in midair.
You watched as two Troopers grabbed him and took him back to
a tall, dark figure and push him down in front of him. You knew instantly who
it was and felt your stomach churn. You hadn’t seen your brother in so many
years, and you felt as hurt as the day he left. You continued to watch as they
lifted up Poe and began to walk him back to one of the ships. You then saw the
Troopers lift their blasters and kill the remaining villagers that they had
grouped up. Before you could stop yourself, you shot up and ran towards them,
“No! Stop!” You felt something stop you and you couldn’t
move. You looked towards the tall figure walking towards you and if you could
clench your fists, you would have.
“It’s been a long time, little sister,” said the robotic
voice of Kylo Ren, “I have truly missed you.”
You scoffed, “You’re only five minutes older than me, Ben.”
Kylo Ren started to circle around you, “And you are still as
stubborn as the day I left you. Now tell me, were you with that Resistance
You swallowed and clenched your jaw, “If you hurt him I
swear that I will-“
“Interesting,” he interrupted, “the both of you were given
the map to Luke Skywalker.”
“I have told you before to stay out of my head, Ben!”
“Ben is no more, little sister,” he stood in front of you, “now
tell me where the map is.”
“You’re going to have to do better than that to get what you
want from me, Ben,” you said, glaring
“Very well,” he started to walk to the side of you and the
last thing you heard before blacking out was the sound of Poe yelling for you.
12th Doctor Night Cap...
A Man of Peace but he walks in War
I just love how Bill describes the Doctor and to quote the newest companion “….He says he is a man of peace but he walks in war…” Bill Potts
Yes, I’m back and after a very cold but fun weekend of camping, hiking, bb guns, and archery with the cub scouts I’m happy to be back and share the rest of Bill’s description…she describes him so well that I’m interested in seeing how she comes about this description in season 10….
Personally I think her description is based on the Doctor’s eyes
Under the current conditions you thought you were doing pretty good. To be fair, you’d lost your favorite blaster but you had made sufficient progress along the way, taking out anyone who tried to shoot at you (hopefully you’d just injured them but you could never really tell where you hit them) and destroyed their means of communication as you worked towards your goal.
You’d almost reached the data banks when out of nowhere you were attacked, someone had snuck up behind you and was trying to wrestle you to the ground. You’re a good fighter, agile, quick, but not very strong, they somehow managed to anticipate most of your moves and brought you to the ground through sheer strength.
“Get off of me, you Order scum!” You grunted, trying to wriggle out of the person’s grasp as they pinned you to the floor, pressing your face into the cold concrete. You tried to reach helplessly towards the data banks with a free hand.
“Wait, you’re not part of the First Order?” a low voice asked, suddenly loosening their grip on you ever so slightly.
“Do I look like I am?” You hissed, flipping yourself over so you could look at your attacker, surprised when you came to face to face with him to see that he was a part of the resistance, he had the tell tale tan leather jacket you’d seen countless times before along with a rather handsome face and a head of curly dark brown hair, “I’m here to get files from the data banks.” You admit.
“Well…so am I. Why would the resistance send two separate parties with the same objective?” He asked.
“They didn’t,” You reply, “I don’t work for the resistance, now get off of me.” You said, pushing the man away and scrambling to your feet, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a job to do.”
“If you don’t work for the resistance than who sent you?”
“I sent myself. Not everyone in the galaxy takes orders from some overlord.” You huff, getting to work on hacking into the data mainframe and transferring the files you need onto a hard drive while the man starts doing the same thing, one port over.
“What do you need First Order information for if you’re not a rebel?”
“You ask a lot of questions, you know that?” You mutter before turning to glance at the man, “This information is going to tell me where my family is. They got taken by the Order a few years ago and I’m going to get them back.”
“Are you sure the resistance didn’t send you? Because I have the same objective. I was supposed to come where and get prisoner data files to help us free some of the rebels who are imprisoned.” He tells you, “You know, the rebellion could help you get your family out along with our other prisoners.” He adds, glance sidelong at you while you work.
“No thanks, I have no interest in working with the rebellion.” You said, pulling your hard drive out of the data system and turning back to leave, “I’d better get going.”
“Wait!’ He called out after you, “We can help you sneak out,” He told you.
“We?” You ask, confused.
“Me and BB-8, my droid.” He replied, glancing down at the ground where you saw a small astromech droid rolling around.
“I’m not here to babysit,” you huff before walking out into the hallway, only to be suddenly shot at by a stormtrooper. Before you can react you can hear shots being returned and look back and see the man aiming his gun at the stormtrooper that now lies dead on the floor.
“I don’t think you’re the one babysitting,” He replies, grabbing you by the arm and pulling him down the hallway as fast as possible, “Now we really need to go.”
You follow the man through the base as he leads you down hallway after hallway until you finally reach the exit.
“I’m Poe by the way, Poe Dameron.” He says as you stand at the door, quickly typing into the keypad so that it opens up without triggering any alarms.
“(Y/N). You grunt in reply as the door starts to open.
“Nice to meet you, (Y/N)” Poe replies with a grin before the door opens wide enough that you can see stormtroopers outside, aiming at you.
This time you’re ready, you leap out of the way of the door and pull out your blaster firing at them fast enough that you get most of them before they have much of a chance.
You turn to face Poe, a grin on your face, pleased now that you’ve redeemed yourself. However, the grin is quickly replaced with a grimace when you seem him clutching at his arm, blood seeping down.
“Shit,” You mutter, walking over and grabbing him around the waist, helping lead him to where you can see a rebel X-Wing sitting in the tree line.
You get him inside and sitting in the cockpit. “Are you going to be able to fly?” You ask concerned as you look at his now blood soaked sleeve.
“I’ll be fine.It didn’t go in, just grazed it.” He replied grimly as you start ripping at the bottom of your shirt, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to tie it so there’s pressure, how else are you going to get us off this planet?” You ask him with a grin as you strap yourself into the other seat.
“Coming with you? I guess. I feel a bit bad that I got you shot.”
Anon asked: Heyy if you are down for Poe (and not one of those writers who is totally sick of him) can I get a reader x Poe fight based off the thing Leia said where Poe’s commitment to the resistance is absolute, she just wonders what it will cost him? And Poe leaves to go on a mission with them still not talking…but he comes back and finds reader in his room curled up in a ball wearing one of his shirts and he just becomes a cuddle ball of sappiness? No smut just fluff. Thank you dear for considering :)
(A/N: Anon, don’t worry, I am utter trash for Poe. ;D)
Plot Summary: You and Poe have an argument in which he disregards his own safety and personal life for the sake of his commitment to the resistance. After an ambush from First Order troops, he realizes just why you were so angry for the first place. But will you forgive him?
Warning: Light Swearing
“Y/N, please…” Poe reached out to touch you, but you would not have any of it.
“No, Poe! This is too dangerous! You’re flying directly into the First Order just for a supply run!” You cried out, yanking your body away from his touch.
“You know very well that we both chose to commit ourselves to the Resistance! This is just another mission, what are you freaking out about?” Poe backed up, crossing his arms, emotions bubbling up.
“I know that, but you have people who care about you here! This is way too dangerous! Even Communications are wary about this run!” You yelled, tears practically stinging at your face.
Poe opened his mouth to speak, but his comlink buzzed to life.
“Poe, its almost time to set off, get to the hangar.” Snap’s voice sizzled over the speaker, and you looked down, avoiding his gaze.
“No. You know what, just go. The resistance is always top priority.” You spat out, turning away to hide your face as the first tears slid down your cheeks.
He reached out his hand to touch you, but shook his head, turning and leaving the room.
Summary: Poe and Reader are friends who came together and started a youtube channel for fun. 1 million subscribers later, they’re now internet famous. Their friendship has thrived, however, all of their fans can obviously see that Poe and Reader aren’t just friends.
A/N: And so we’ve come…to the eeeennd oofff the roooaaad. Thank you all for sticking with this series! It was fun!
5 Years Later
Your face showed up on screen, “Hey, guys! Today is June 25th and you know what that means?” The camera turned to face a little girl with your eyes and nose, but Poe’s skin color and black curly hair, “It’s Shara’s fifth birthday! Say hi, baby girl!”
Shara, dressed in a purple princess dress, smiled and waved, “Hi! I’m five now!”
“Yes, you are! Can you show us with your fingers how old you are?” Shara held up five fingers, “That’s perfect!”
In the back, Poe could be heard, “Princess?”
“Yeah?” You call out listening for Poe.
“Have you seen my-oh. Nevermind!”
You roll your eyes at the camera, “So forgetful that one. Anyway, it’s 10:25am and everyone will be here at 12. Shara woke Poe and I up at around 8 because she was so excited. Also,” You brought the camera down to show your protruding baby bump, “I’m at the end of my first trimester hitting my second! Shara’s so excited to meet her baby sister.”
Poe walked into the room, “I can’t believe I’ll have another girl who’s finger I’ll be wrapped around.” Poe kissed your cheek and waved at the camera, “Hey guys!” He walked away to the kitchen.
You gave a content sigh, “So that’s it right now. I’ll be vlogging more when everyone arrives.” You stopped the recording and set the camera down.
Summary: The group is now at Maz Kanata’s castle, hoping to find a way to get to the Resistance base. They are attacked by the First Order, but help comes and Y/N is reunited with the very people she had missed the most.
Warnings: Curse words, a little wound.
I do not own anything!!!!
A/N: Sorry if it was a long wait, I know I promised it for yesterday but I was so exhausted from school! Enjoy!
JF: John actually pulled a prank on me, everybody…
He turned on the seat heater on my side of the car.
BB: Oh, no! He didn’t!
JF: Yeah, so I sat there for, like, 45 minutes. My back and ass were, like, sweating. And I could NOT fIgure out why I was so hot.
And in between every take I’d be like, “Will you please blast the air?! Blast the air!” And then we’d turn off the air for the take and then finally at the end, he was like, “Your back a little hot?” I’m like, “It is so HOT! What IS it?!
And then I looked over and he pointed to the seat heater. And he had had the seat heater on the whole time.
BB: Jim and Pam pranks!