he's an actual 13 year old girl

Okay but why couldn’t they still have played Quidditch during Goblet of Fire?

I understand that the champions probably wouldn’t want to deal with that while also competing in the tournament but it’s not really fair to everyone else to just cancel Quidditch for the full year.

What about the 7th years who wanted one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup?

What about the 2nd years who were excited because they could FINALLY try out for the team?

But more so the 7th years, I mean no one even told them “btw we probs aren’t gonna have Quidditch next year so make this year count” like that’s actually really shitty.

And I understand that they needed the Quidditch field for the third task but there’s only like 5 games a year, you could’ve done them a little earlier and still had time to use this thing you teach called magic to grow the damn maze!

OR EVEN BETTER, instead of having the House Quidditch tournament, have the schools play against each other. I mean 3of the 4 champions are kick ass Seekers so why not?

OR BETTER YET have each of the champions form a team using anyone they want

Harry just asks the Gryffindor team to play with him and they use Ron to replace Oliver like in OOTP and at first he’s really nervous but then he gets his nerves on track because there’s NO WAY he’s losing to Krum after he took Hermione to the Yule Ball.

Cedric decides to try to get the best he can from all of the Houses, though the majority of his team is still Hufflepuff because he knows how they play and likes how they work together. He does find a Beauxbatons boy that makes a great Chaser though.

Karkaroff insists that Viktor only use the boys from Durmstrang (because he’s probably a misogynistic little shit) and he doesn’t really care because he’s the best Seeker in the world. Even if he just lost the Quidditch World Cup to Ireland, it’s IMPOSSIBLE that he wouldn’t be able to catch the Snitch before the other team got too far ahead.

And then there’s Fleur, who has never played Quidditch before but suddenly there’s a 13 year old red-haired Hogwarts girl asking her if she can be on her team because “I’ve been practicing with my brothers’ brooms for years and I’m actually quite good but I won’t be able to make the Gryffindor team for a few years” and Fleur agrees as long as Ginny helps her find some other teammates and gives Fleur flying lessons. Ginny accepts the offer and, in Holyhead Harpies fashion, sets out to put together an all female team because females are very unrepresented on the other teams. Ginny and Fleur ask two Bulgarian girls to be a Beater and Chaser. One of Fleur’s Beauxbatons friends is the other Beater, and Ginny asks a fifth year from the Hufflepuff team (who Cedric didn’t choose) to be the third Chaser, as well as Cho to be their Seeker. She insists that Fleur be the Keeper so that she doesn’t have to worry as much about not being steady on a broom.

Instead of all of the teams playing each other, they do it tournament style. Harry and Cedric’s teams go first. Ron is a nervous new Keeper and let’s quite a few balls in before he makes his first save and suddenly he’s on a roll. Cedric’s team has gained a substantial lead by now, but Harry spots the Snitch and just barely grabs it before Cedric (Fred and George are pleased since they’re still not over the Hufflepuff victory the year before when Harry was attacked by the dementors).

Fleur and Viktor’s teams play next. The girls have 3 superb Chasers that are scoring constantly. Every time Viktor’s Chasers make it to Fleur’s end of the pitch, they get distracted by her flowing silver hair and tend to miss without her having to do too much (which is good cause even though she’s better she’s still not QUITE comfortable on a broom). Viktor frantically searches for the Snitch because if he can get it soon they’ll still be able to pull ahead but then the Beauxbatons Beater hits a Bludger right at him and in the moment it took him to dodge it, Cho had spotted the Snitch and already had her hand stretched out to grab it. Before he could even reach her elbow she had the tiny ball held tight in her fist.

The losers of the first round face off for 3rd and 4th place. Viktor, with a sore ego about getting beaten to the Snitch in the last game, catches it within 20 minutes. Cedric laughs the whole thing off and gives Viktor his congratulations, but he now has a harder drive to win the Triwizard Tournament.

Everyone is anxious for the Potter/Delacour game. Fleur knows that Angelina, Katie, and Alicia won’t be effected by her the way the Durmstrang boys were, so she trains even harder to keep up with the rest of her team. The game is underway and it’s neck and neck. Both teams have three excellent Chasers, causing the Quaffle to change sides constantly. Ron and Fleur are both highly nervous, but still manage to block most goals. Fred and George know that Ginny is the other team’s best Chaser, but can’t find it in themselves to try and knock their 13 year old sister off her broom. The Durmstrang Beater doesn’t have any such obligations, and aims a Bludger at Alicia as she’s speeding down the pitch towards Fleur. It hits her in the ribs and she is escorted down to Madame Pomfrey. Now that Fleur’s team has the upper hand, they start pulling ahead. Harry and Cho are playing rough searching for the Snitch, trying to psyche the other out by flying in their path. Harry notices Cho following him and decides to dive as though he’s seen the Snitch somewhere near the bottom of the field. He’s surprised when he doesn’t see her dive after him and looks up just in time to see her catch the Snitch 50 yards away. Everyone heads back towards the ground, the girls have a group hug because never in a million years did they think they were ACTUALLY going to win! Harry breaks through to shake Fleur’s hand and tells her “good game”. Fred and George are staring in astonishment at their little sister because “What the hell, Gin? Where did you learn to fly like that?” while Angelina is nearby cursing the fact that they can’t have 4 Chasers on the Gryffindor team.

In the end, Dumbledore allows the teams to throw a party in the Great Hall. Some Hufflepuffs make flower crowns for Fleur’s team to wear as the winners. A hush falls over the Hall when the doors open and McGonagall comes in. They expect her to yell at them for being too loud, but instead she walks over to Fleur and hands her the Quidditch Cup because she “won it fair and square” but explicitly states that if she does not return it to her by the end of the year “I will go to France and take it from you myself”. The Hall bursts into laughter and applause.

13RW is not okay. I am not okay.

Please do NOT continue reading if you’re going to give me shit for this and are a ~hardcore~ lover of the show. You’re entitled to your opinion, and I am mine, and please bare in mind your ~precious~ show is (apparently lol) TRYING to send the message that words have consequences. Also remember you don’t know me, at all.

Edit:I would like to say AGAIN; THIS HAS A WARNING. If you like the show and keep reading, it’s at YOUR own risk of being made upset. I’ve warned you twice. I have tagged it Anti13RW. If people reblog it and tag it in the 13RW TAG, THAT IS NOT ON ME.


Firstly, it completely stereotypes mental illness. It takes depression back to the old stigma as a ‘cry for help’. Hannah doesn’t kill herself because she’s depressed, she kills herself as revenge for the hurt caused by people around her. In my experience, people with depression don’t actually want to die or hurt those around them, they just want the darkness, the noise, and the pain to stop.
Then, they go on to actually SHOW her suicide, which is vile - we already know she’s dead, we don’t need the graphic content of seeing it. Showing her suicide only allows for one thing; those prone to feeling the same way as Hannah have their impulses justified, it’s no longer an idea, it’s a reality.

Secondly, there are two rape scenes. Both of which are far too graphic for the audience it’s aimed at. From my experience, rape victims can’t even say the word ‘rape’, or read it, or hear it, for a long, long, long time after. I know for a fact that watching it on TV Shows/films is a trigger and a traumatic experience. To aim your show at survivors/victims and then force them to sit through TWO incredibly graphic and unnecessary rape scenes is fucking abhorrent.

Thirdly, the guilt you feel ALREADY when someone you love commits suicide is near enough to ruin you. The ‘could I have done more’ - ‘why didn’t they come to me’ - 'was it my fault’ questions play in your head like a fucking broken record, and the emotional torment you put yourself though makes you physically throw up. Not to mention the fact you miss them every. single. day and have conflicting emotions about them/feel guilty for that too. To be seventeen, not even sure of who you are, not even left school, not legally a fucking adult, and then you receive tapes not only finding out your friend killed herself for revenge and schemed the whole thing, but BLAMES you for it. Clay made a few mistakes, yes, but also he’s a 17 year old awkward, and shy, kid, with a crush on a pretty girl and he can’t fucking READ HER MIND.

This show is a trigger, a big FUCK YOU to actual survivors of trauma, and I didn’t gain a single happy or noticeable message from the show and you should BOYCOTT IT.

Hannah Baker is a sociopath who schemes and plots her death for revenge and blames everyone else around her for her own actions. She’s the teenage version of the wife in Gone Girl.

HQ boys at the beach

                           (A little hint at NSFW but meh)          


Hinata- Has like, nearly drowned 46 times trying to win a swimming contest against Kags

Kageyama- The fucking child is picking a fight with waves

Tsukishima- Like ??? He disappeared with Yamguchi hours ago?

Yamaguchi- Actually just chilling in a cove with Tsukki building a sand castle, multiple seagulls are attracted to him (they actually really like him) and Tsukki’s getting jealous of seagulls (jesus christ)

Sugawara- He never tans or burns he’s just there, if anything, he gets paler. Nearly drowned the first years in sunscreen when they arrived. Tanning (attempting) with Daichi.

Daichi- Cracking dad jokes to strangers (they laugh anyway?? Suga’s done.) Man tans like crazy, although a NICE tan. (you could cut diamonds with those glistening abs let me tell you.)

Noya- Can’t reach the order window of the snow cone truck, forces Asahi for carry him, been mistaken for Asahi’s child for god knows how many times. Poor thing nearly cried when he dropped his cone.

Asahi- Nearly escorted off the beach twice in 30 minutes, shared Italian ice with Noya. WAS ACTUALLY HIT ON BY THESE TWO REALLY HOT GIRLS AND WAS SO CONFUSED. HELP THIS CHILD. (NOYA WAS NOT HAVING IT MHM)

Tanaka- Tried to impress girls by showing them his back muscles and flexing, all of them burst out laughing because Ennoshita drew a dick with sunscreen on his back and tanned there


Kuroo: Actual 5 year old, fell into the sand like 8 times, sat next to Kenma for the most part

Kenma- Actually hissed when his toe got into the sunlight, underneath a beach umbrella on his PSP the entire time (actually making sure Kuroo doesn’t kill himself)

Lev- Had gotten asked over 13 times already if he was kidnapping the small child he was bugging next to him (Yaku)

Yaku- Life guards thought he was a child multiple times and reminded him multiple times not to go into the water above his waist, ready to fight someone at this point.


Bokuto- Had a breathing contest with Kuroo underwater, passed out halfway through, forced Akaashi to judge and was nearly murdered in the end.

Akaashi- Chills with Kenma complaining (fondly) on the idiot boyfriends, was dragged out of the shade by Bokuto and got sunburned immediately, nearly murdered him, RIP Bokuto. Sulked to Kenma when Bokuto was flirted with, ran off with Kenma because Bokuto embarrassed him by screaming how good he looked his swimsuit (save him)

                                               Aoba Johsai

Iwaizumi- Buried Oikawa under the sand when he started to brag how good he looked, no ones seen both of them in awhile

Oikawa- Still underneath all the sand with only his head poking out, complained till ‘Iwa-chan’ gave him a kiss, had this sappy ‘watching the sunset back moment’,

Matsukawa- Totally looked up dick butt memes with Makki and drew them in the sand

Hanamaki- Told Mattsun, “A guy like you is rarer than any pepe.”, totally got banged into the sand, (Ended up ruining the sand sketch, had sand burns for a week)

Kyoutani- Ignoring everyone pretty much and playing with the dogs that are there


Analysing Naruto’s sexuality

You know, people love to criticize SNS by saying that they’re totally straight, but let me tell you how they’re not.
Starting by Naruto.
Jfc, because I’m stating he likes boys doesn’t mean he can’t also like girls.

BEWARE: reaally long ass text post.

When he was still a kid, in the first part of the manga, Naruto wasn’t very mature. Althought he was shown as having romantic interest in Sakura, it was actually pretty clear that his preocupations were very far away from anything related to sexuality. What he really cared about was simple things such as pranks and instant noodles.

Naruto leaves the village to train with Jiraya at the most intense phase of the adolescence (who has been through it, knows what I’m talking about) which is between 13 to 16 years old. Sexualy speaking, this is the phase where everything changes, body and mind. Being so, when Naruto returns, it’s expected that he’d have a bit more sexual maturity, showing more interest in girls (you know, curves). But no. No interest for girls, the first thing he says is that he sees no difference on Sakura. (So sorry, Cherry Blossom) I mean, he’s supposed to like her, right? He should’ve been stunned by her more womanly-like looks or something, but we get no reaction on that. Sakura herself feels clearly different about him, as is shown by the way she looks at him and by blushing. Naruto, on the other hand, is again worried about joking around with Konohamaru showing off his sexy no jutsu (to which he shows no reaction).

On another hand, the first person Naruto points out to be beautiful is - guess who? Sasuke. I’m not even joking.

He’s extremely upset about Sasuke being “replaced” on Team 7, much more than Sakura, who tries to show that Sai is, afterall, somewhat like Sasuke, not only in his ways but also in looks. Now, see, she said nothing about being pretty, she said they’re kinda alike. And what Naruto says? “They’re nothing alike, Sasuke looks tons better! No… Wait, he doesn’t look as bad”.

Oh my god, are you kidding me? No, wait for it, and he even repeats that! “Ohh noooo, that guy can’t get even close to Sasuke!”

Can I freak out already? No, seriously, he gets pissed off and starts babbling on how Sai can’t replace Sasuke because Sasuke is so much more handsome. Not only that, but he also does the tipical tsundere thing of “i-it’s not like I find him pretty… b-baka!”. Naruto, pls, just stop talking, bby, you’re making it worse.

And then, since Naruto can’t get along with Sai at all, Yamato decides to take the team to a bath house to relax and get a bit closer. As we know, it’s very common in Japan to go to these bath houses, like Naruto did before with Jiraya and such. Even so, withouth any aparent reason, the scene starts with Naruto already awfully embarrassed to be there. It would be normal, giving the situation, if he was suspicious or angry to be forced there with Sai, but not self-conscious the way he’s shown. He’s not avoiding Sai specifically, but with his eyes down, the face really blushed and almost entirely underwater, in a clear sign of insecurity, as if he’s trying to hide himself. If public baths are normal, why would he be like that?

That’s when I started thinking: afterall, he had just been through the hardest phase of puberty, right? This means that, while he was away, he probably went through things like first erection, wet dreams and first signs of sexual attraction (for what I researched, most boys go through that at the age of 12 to 15).

Now let’s be honest here, if in almost three years sulking for his bestie who looks so good (as he said himself), starting to develop the natural sexual desires of the adolescence, he didn’t dreamt or thought of something a little sexual about Sasuke, it’s a lie. He could even be 100% straight and had spontaneously fall in love with Hinata and all that jazz, but he was 14, 15 years old, training with the only purpose of reaching for Sasuke (you can check, he came back saying he’s stronger to save Sasuke, not to become Hokage or anything else), going through a naturally confusing phase of self-discovery and sexual development, it’s only natural that, going through that with his mind completely focused on someone, he’d start questioning his own feelings. Also, who knows what other hot muscled ninjas didn’t come across his path during those two years and a half? The thing is: aparently, he’s violently embarrassed to be naked surrounded by naked dudes (not much help from Sai, who made fun of his little buddy moments latter. Btw, thanks, Sai, for this vital contribution. Without you, we’d never know Naruto had a small equipment)

Afterwards, it turns out Sai was a spy for Danzou who served as a bridge between he and Orochimaru. In the middle of that, he said he had been with Sasuke and he’s not the person they used to know anymore and says he can’t understand why Naruto and Sakura go so far for him and, aparently calm, Naruto explains that he used to hate Sasuke, but found out he felt happy around him. He was smiling and all was okay, but then he pauses his speach and closes his eyes real thight, as if he was on pain or something. When he opens again, it’s clear there’s a terrible feeling. He breathes and it’s gone, he’s back to his normal self, it was just that moment. It’s clear from that, even talking about Sasuke is difficult for him, just in thinking how much he misses the guy already affects him physically. This reaction in particular caught my attention because I suffer from anxiety and, many times, when it attacks, I feel my throat closing, it gets hard to breathe, my stomach goes all raging butterflies and sometimes I get even sick. The point is: my first reaction is exactly this: I close my eyes tightly and take a deep breath. That’s feeling is kinda common among people who had been through a recent break-up too, I got a lot of friends who also have this frequently.

Finally, after almost three years apart, it’s time for Team 7’s firt reencounter. I guess it’s valid to remember Naruto’s first reaction here was freezing. He mutters Sasuke’s name and stays staring at him in silence for a while like a dummy. And then, when Sasuke says he doesn’t care about them anymore, Naruto starts yelling on why didn’t he kill him when he had the chance. If you don’t care about me, why did you let me live? He’s been rehashing that, he has this little hope he’s holding onto and he needs to know Sasuke cares about him.
Now, here comes something fun, Sasuke just showed off how he can move at the speed of sound, but he announces out loud that he shall kill the guy and starts pulling his sword in slow-motion while three ninjas, all perfecty able to step in, watch the whole thing happen. But let’s not talk about how Sasuke was begging to be stopped, let’s talk about how there’s some guy leaning on Naruto, about to impale him with a sword and he’s just paralized there. His only reaction to being threatened with a lethal blade is to complain it wouldn’t be worth to become Hokage if he wasn’t able to save the guy about to murder him. He doesn’t even blink, he’s just completely frozen there like “omg, he’s touching me”.

Now this one hurts me. After all the sacrifice to get there, years waiting and training restless for this moment, they fail and Sasuke leaves once more with Orochimaru. The look on his face kills me, I swear, and then he breaks down, sobbing, crying his heart out. I find interesting how much he lost it at this moment, since even when Jiraya died he didn’t sob like he did back here. I don’t mean to say Jiraya’s death wasn’t a terrible pain for him, in fact it even made him understand Sasuke’s pain and need for revenge, but he somehow knew how to deal with it, unlike failing with Sasuke. The death of someone so dear hurts badly, but whenever is about Sasuke, he just loses all control, like when he went kyuubi mode just because Orochimaru reffered to Sasuke as ‘mine’.

After the failed reencounter with Sasuke, Naruto becomes really upset. Then we get this cutesy scene in which Sai, all changed and wanting to befriend the other guys, realized Naruto is feeling down and remembers you’re supposed to hug people when they’re sad. And then we have this completely reasonable and not even a bit exaggerated reaction from Naruto to the hug, that is to freak out and push him away screaming how he’s totally not gay. I mean, as gay akward that Sai might be, he really didn’t seem to be trying to kiss Naruto at all, he was clearly facing another direction. One thing is to say “dude, get out, don’t hug me”, another completely different thing is “iM TOTS NOT GAY, WHY U THINK IM GAY? IM NOT”

Kinda around this point of the story, the same happens do Kakashi. He takes Naruto to train and, seeing him all grown up and learning things so fast, he says “you know what, I’m starting to really like you”, and guess what? The boy freaks out histerically and starts yelling how he’s totally not into guys and, omg, ew how disgusting.

It’s like they say: You got nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide. No one rational and confident of his own sexuality would have this kind of reaction for so little. I mean, nor Sai or Kakashi actually hit on him, at least not openly (yes, I’m looking at you, Sai). As a fujoshi, I can state I would have never seen any malice in Kakashi’s words if wasn’t for Naruto’s overreaction. That gets me thinking, his encounter with Sasuke probably messed up with his insecurities real bad. No fujoshing here, but if he was already worried about that, finding out the little Sasuke he knew turned out to be that stunning man with abs-showing, badboy style, arm around him, close enough to smell his scent, that intense staring when their eyes first met… I mean, he’s shaken by that. It’s logical. This is the moment in which his the most insecure, as he shows with his reactions. He’s almost certain he’s into boys and is terrified that someone might notice.

And then we have this not-gay-at-all moment, right after Pain’s defeat (in which Hinata confessed her love for Naruto) and he’s laying on his bed. Thinking. Of Sasuke.

There are no arguments, man, one thing is to miss your friends and think about them, another thing is to lock yourself in the bedroom and spend the whole night long awake with your face burried on the pillow sighing for someone. When you spend the night locked up in your bedroom, face burried on the pillow, sighing for someone, that’s love. I mean it, to lay in your bed sighing for someone like “oh, I wonder how are you? Do you still think of me? What are you doing now?” this is the kind of thing people facing a breakup do. Check out the melancholic look on his eyes. This is not even the only time he’s shown laying awake thing about Sasuke, there are at least three other moments like this one, although this in particular has more relevance since this is when he found out Sasuke had finally killed Itachi and this got Naruto more worried about how he was feeling and if he was on pain.

“Why Itachi said that? Why me?” Well, bby, Itachi said you remind him of his ex-boyfriend, he’s obviously shipping you and his little brother. And well, by the way Naruto spoke of Sasuke to him, it must not have been difficult for him to understand what was going on, Itachi knows the deal. Anyway, I believe he then had some time to think about everything, Sasuke, his own feelings and sort things out.

So far, Naruto had the excuse that he had been doing all that because he promised Sakura he’d bring Sasuke back, but when she asks him to forget about that, he shows that this isn’t right. He’s doing that for himself. HE needs to save Sasuke, it doesn’t matter what Sakura feels or felt, he is not doing this for her or anyone else, as he clearly states. This is a problem between him and Sasuke and he’s pretty steady about that.

After he commited several murders and joined Akatsuki, Konoha decides Sasuke must be executed. After all, he is a criminal who shows no remorse, has no loyalty to the village and doesn’t care about anyone there, right? Sure, even Sakura and Ino, who have been in love with him all their lives comprehend that their feelings can’t change that. He is a criminal and has to be put down.

But not for Naruto. The simple ideia that Sasuke has no salvation and, therefore, must die is enough to cause him such a breakdown that he passes out.

Again, everything comes from a very intense difficulty to breathe, it’s a crisis I know very well, although I happilly never passed out from it, but it’s an anxiety symptom. Just the thought of a world without Sasuke is too much for him to handle, he panics.

And then they meet again. Differently from the first time, in which before he even knew how different their powers were he tripped and fell before reaching Sasuke, this time around Naruto already gets there very sure of what he wanted and with all the words at the tip of the tongue.

They only exchange one attack and, with that, they could see each other’s hearts. This is really relevant. The first time they fought, they couldn’t see the other one’s heart, as Sasuke yelled at his face, he couldn’t see how Sasuke felt. But not this time, this time they did see and he says that.

“Did you see what was in my heart?”, he’s talking about this feeling he has for Sasuke, he wants Sasuke to see how much he means to him, that he would never give up on him, 'cause his love is too strong. And now he knows Sasuke’s feelings too, since he lost Jiraya and found out the story behind the Uchiha massacre, he understands what Sasuke wants and his reasons and that’s why he’s ready to die with him if necessary, rather then simply dragging Sasuke back by force, like he says then.

More than that, the security he shows at this point, differently from what things were all the way until here, demonstrated that he was probably accepting the nature of his feelings. He understands what he feels and is getting more used to it.

During the war, they keep teasing each other about little things only they understand (in a way that reminds me a lot of Marceline and PB, from Adventure Time, who are confirmed ex-gfs). I guess this speaks for itself. “You know I like you, I know you like me, I’m saving them 'cause I love them, you know… Like you did. For me. Back then. And just now. Stop pretending you don’t care, I know you better then that”

Also, let’s talk about how Naruto stated that he had been training this jutsu in particular more then even his rasengan, lately. In case you don’t remeber, he especifically showed Konohamaru that the proper way of training that jutsu is searching for good reference, to which he used porn magazines. Now, Konohamaru’s reverse oroike no jutsu featured Sasuke and Sai, who are both well known for being the ladies’ preference around Konoha, so you can clearly see where he went. Naruto, on the other hand, had all those fabulously hot guys who were never seen before with adult muscled bodies and charismatic looks on their faces. I wonder where he got those references… I mean… He used to train for his regular jutsu by sneaking into bookshops and taking a look into porn when he was a kid, now think about that and try to see where this logic goes to.

Appart from how much I cried with this shit, I find quite interesting how each person makes the interpretation of this particular part as it suits them better. Also known as “hurdur, he’s talking about Hinata because the one like Kushina would be Sakura, but he doesn’t love her anymore”.

Ok, let’s start by saying that, nope, because Kushina didn’t say “marry some girl with the same personality as me”. As Naruto said himself, “mom told me to find a girl as great as she is” and I, as a rational human being, understand by that “a girl with good character, honest, who truly loves you”, you know? A decent person who isn’t some evil bitch who would make him suffer, I think it’s absurd to fight over who is more like Kushina, no one told him to marry his mother’s clone.

Anyway, what I really wanted to say is that he didn’t say “I found a nice girl” ou maybe “I found someone, but she’s a bit different from mom” or even “I will do my best to find a nice girl”. Nothing about girls. What he does is “mom said this… and… uh… well, not everything is going according to what she wanted”.

This is literally the only part in which he fumbles, stutters and ends up not really saying anything.

Like I said: each person makes their own interpretation of this, you know what was mine.

Well, I’m not saying anything about the dialogues between Naruto and Sasuke on those last chapters, because we all know very well what they said to each other, so I’m just letting Naruto share his opinion.
Sasuke’s one and only.
Not fucking Sakura.
Not anyone else.

Now, from the ending, we could get two possible ways of seeing what happened in-story: either, since he had to put Naruto with Hinata for the sake of the $$movie$$, Kishimoto changed his mind as to make Naruto oblivious of everything and too naive too recognize romantic love, which I find offensive for a character who is mostly the love expert of the story and lectured every single mf about love during those 15 years, but that paired up with Sasuke’s guilt, thinking Naruto would be too good to him and deserved someone better, would be enough reason for them to never try and get together. Also fits well with Naruto’s try at explaining his feelings on chapter 698. It relevant to say that, this time around, when Sasuke asked what he meant by “friend”, he no longer said anything about feeling like a brother, which shows he understood how different from that his feeling truly is, but by saying how he doesn’t know how to put it in words might signify he was still clueless about it being romantic love. Another probable thing, I find, might be that Kishimoto left enough timeskip for something to happen between the moment when Sasuke came back to Konoha from Naruto starting to date Hinata. They had a fight or just talked about everything and decided (mistakenly) that it was for the best if they got married to the girls, to which I can think of several reasons and the fact that Naruto was frowning when he went to say Sasuke goodbye and return his headband and by Sasuke saying that he didn’t thought Naruto’d show up to say goodbye at all makes me think they had a fight over Sasuke leaving again and that there’s more to see that we first might think. I particularly like to believe of this second theory. It works either you consider The Last as canon or not (since it’s not Kishimoto’s writing, I don’t), as The Last happens two whole years after the events of chapter 699, giving plenty of time, and since NH is terribly undeveloped even in the movie and Naruto doesn’t really seems to care that much about Hinata until he gets caught up in the creepy scarf-genjustu thing and gets brainwashed, not making the whole “Naruto loves Hinata” thing very plausible.

Never Grow Up - 3


SUMMARY: Sebastian watches his little girl grow up.

WARNINGS: fluff i guess. lol

AUTHOR’S NOTE: seriously like about 3 or 4 more chapters and this series will be done. .xx


“Dad, can you drop me off at the corner?” Ella asked, her eyes glued to her phone as she texted her best friends.

Sebastian looked over at his 13 year old daughter and frowned. “Why? Do you not want your friends to see me?”

Ella finally looked up at Sebastian and gave him a knowing look. It wasn’t that. If anything her friends actually wanted to see Sebastian. They thought he was the hottest dad out there which grossed Ella out.

“Dad, I’m 13 now. People can’t see me get dropped off by my parents!”

“But I’m a cool dad, remember?”

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Tonight, I blew a 9 year old’s mind.

I was playing Overwatch on mic and this kid starts talking to me. He sounded lonely. So we chat as we play. He asks me to guess his age and I go with 13. He tells me he’s 9 (Note: Kid’s parents? You’re doing a shit job of parenting. Thankfully I’m not some weirdo pervert).

Then he tries to guess mine. He starts at 10. I tell him he’s off by a lot. This makes him guess 13. Nope. 16? 17? 18? 19? Nope. Finally he asks and I tell him I’m 30. ‘Cause I am.

Cue first mindfreak. “You’re 30?! Thirty year olds play Overwatch?! I thought everyone was like 19 or 20!”

I tell him, yes, we’re there. We’re just often not on mic (at least not in quickplay).

The young man gets suspicious. “You sound like you’re 10.”

“Well, that’s probably because I’m a lady.” (Note: I actually have a pretty low voice for a woman but w/e)

Cue mindfreak 2. “You’re a girl!? And you play Overwatch? You’re a 30 year old girl who plays Overwatch!?”

I tell him yep. Yep I am.

“Do you have a job?”

“Yes, I work at a university. In fact, part of what I study is video games.”

“They make you study video games?”

“Well, I chose to study video games.”

After this I was The Coolest Person Ever. And we played Overwatch together until his mom made him go to bed.

And I’m kinda hoping this experience might stick with him. 'Cause two very important concepts were introduced to him tonight. 1) It’s ok for you to still have fun and like what you like when you get older. 2) Ladies play video games. And are University teachers. And study video games. Ladies can do what they want and be good at it. And it’s not weird at all.

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Admin Marie

A/N: I’ve decided to start a chaptered fanfic! It probably won’t be long, maybe 3 chapters? I haven’t decided yet but I’m working on it. 

Word Count: 2002

Genre: Single Parent!AU Angst Fluff

Member: Mark (Got7)

Summary: You became a mother of a beautiful girl named Jisoo at just 16 years old. After her father ran out on the two of you, you wrote your love life off and devoted everything you had to your daughter. Everything changes when you meet a gorgeous stranger who takes interest in Jisoo and your lives.

Warnings: Language

Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Originally posted by sxy-jmn

To become a mother at 16 was a huge blow to your life. You never regretted having Jisoo, your daughter, but it is hard to raise a child all alone. Your parents supported you endlessly and never got mad over your teen pregnancy, much to your surprise. They probably would’ve been harsher with you if Jisoo’s dad hadn’t ran off because he was scared.

You aren’t Korean, but Jisoo’s dad is. You moved out to Korea when you were 13 years old because your parents got a job offering in Seoul and they couldn’t refuse. You met Jisoo’s dad when you were 15 years old and you two rushed into a relationship and then Jisoo happened. You were scared, to say the least, but you love your daughter.

Now, you’re 20 years old and Jisoo just turned 4. You both live alone in your small apartment in Seoul. Jisoo is a smart girl, actually looking quite like her father, showing more of her Korean roots than the roots you provided, although she looked a fair both like you too. Jisoo is very kind, never even dreaming of hurting a fly and very clingy to you, hating when you have to leave her at your parents house so you can go to work.

You work at a café in the middle of Seoul. It’s about a 15 minute commute from your apartment. You hate leaving your daughter, but you have to so you can live. Your parents have offered to pay for you to go to university but you always refuse, never wanting to take their money that they worked hard to make. Your parents made an insane amount of money on a project so your mom retired to help take care of Jisoo. Both your parents were young parents themselves, so they felt really sympathetic towards you because they knew what it was like to take on such a huge responsibility.

Your younger brother, who is only 16, adores Jisoo. He’s a highschool student but whenever he comes home and his niece is sitting on the floor of his living room or napping in his bedroom, he gets really excited. It warms your heart to see your brother be so excited over your daughter.

“Jisoo, what are you drawing?” You ask the small, brown haired toddler who’s perched on the floor, a purple crayon clutched in her hand, leaning over her colourful paper.

“I’m colouring a rainbow, mommy,” She replies, her eyes not leaving her paper. You smile at her, relaxing into your chair a little more. You worked double shifts at the cafe today and you were absolutely exhausted. “Mommy, are you sleepy?” Jisoo asks, her attention falling on you instead of the paper in front of her.

“Nope, not at all, Soo. Do want a snack before bed?” You ask, checking the time.

“No thank you,” She says, yawning and stretching her little arms above her head.

“Bedtime?” You ask. She nods and holds her arms up for you to carry her. You laugh softly and pick her up. She giggles and snuggles her head into the crook of your neck, brown hair tickling your cheek. You place her on the floor of her bedroom and get out her favourite pair of pajamas. She changes and you take her to the bathroom. You two brush your teeth at the same time, and you brush her long brown hair. She yawns again as she climbs into her bed and pulls the covers up to her chin.

“Mommy?” She asks.

“Yes?” You reply, eager to hear the young girl’s request.

“Can you read me a bedtime story?” She asks. You nod, walking to her bookcase and pulling out a book that you know is your favourite. As you read the book, she just gets more tired and more tired, her eyes drooping and eventually fluttering shut.

“Goodnight, Soo,” you whisper, kissing her forehead and walking off. You hop into the shower and after getting out, you blow dry your long hair, carefully. After you’re done, you pull on a large shirt and shorts and crawl into your bed, thinking about how happy you are to have the daughter you do.

The next day, you get up and get yourself and Jisoo ready, feeding your toddler breakfast and getting her into your old, beaten up car. You knock on your parent’s front door, waiting idly outside. Your brother, Matthew, opens the door and yells happily when he sees you and Jisoo.

“Soo! Sis!” He exclaims. You laugh.

“Matt!” You exclaim.

“Mattie!” Jisoo exclaims, holding her arms out for Matthew. You pass your daughter to your brother.

“I gotta go to the café. I’ll see you later,” you say, kissing Jisoo’s cheek and ruffling your brother’s hair before walking down the front walkway and into your car. You turn the radio on, jamming to a Monsta X song. When you get to the cafe, you walk inside, going into the back and pulling on your apron and pinning your name tag on. You take a deep breath, getting ready for your day. You walk out of the back and hastily take over the cash register.

Your day starts like every other, with you taking orders, placing money in the cash register, wiping down tables and making drinks. You’re about half through your shift when a gorgeous man walks up to the cash register. You’re awe struck for a second but you brush it off, knowing you’re at work and have no chance with this man, nor do you want one.

“What can I do for you?” You ask. The man smiles, showing off a row of pin stright, white teeth.

“Can I have a chai tea latte please?” He asks. You nod, grabbing a cup and  writing his order on the side.

“What’s the name for the sup?” You sask.

“Mark,” He replies. You write his name on the cup and set it beside you. You’re understaffed right now so usually another barista would pick up the drink and make it while you continued to work the cash register, but that wasn’t the case. He pays you for the drink and you pick up his cup, walking to the coffee machine. You follow the correct procedure to your drink making process. Mark watches you like he’s enthralled with what you’re doing. You finish, snapping a lid on the hot drink and placing it on the counter.

“Here’s your latte,” You say. He smiles brightly.

“Thank you,” He replies. You smile in return and he takes his rink and sits down in the corner of the empty cafe. The only people on there are you and Mark and it’s painfully obvious to both of you.

“So are you a University student?” Mark asks, surprising you.

“No, I’m not,” You reply. He scans you again.

“I thought you were at least 20, that’s why I asked,” He says.

“I am, 20. I am not a University student though, this is all I do,” You reply.

“Why not?” He asks. You shrug, perplexed in his interest in you.

“It’s kind of complicated. I wanted to go to university when I was a teenager but I ended up not,” You reply, wiping a table beside Mark’s off.

“What changed?” He asks. You shrug again.

“A lot. My priorities changed and I’m living a different life now than what I ever imagined,” You admit.

“Was it a boy who changed your priorities?” He asks. You’re about to respond when the front door opens and you hear your daughter’s excited squeals. You stand up immediately and watch as Jisoo runs in, Matthew and your mom right on her heels.

“Mommy!” Jisoo squeals, running over to you. You pick her up and placer her on your hip.

“Soo! How are you?” You ask.

“I’m good, mommy.” She replies. You smile at her and set her on the floor. She sees Mark who’s watching you both curiously.

“Who are you?” Jisoo asks Mark, staring at him.

“Jisoo, that’s not polite,” You chide.

“It’s all good. I’m Mark, what’s your name?” He asks your daughter.

“My name is Jisoo and I’m four years old!” She exclaims, holding up five fingers. Mark smiles warmly at your daughter.

“Y/N, I want a frozen hot chocolate,” Your brother whines.

“Don’t get your panties in a twist. I’m coming,” You playfully reply, walking to the front counter and fulfilling your brother’s wish. He hands you the proper amount of cash for the drink and you shake your head.

“I’ll get it for you, for taking care of Jisoo,” You reply. He shakes his head.

“Don’t be stupid, Sis. Take it,” He replies. You reluctantly take his money and place it in the cash register. Jisoo runs up to the counter.

“What can I get my princess?” You ask.

“White hot cocoa!” She exclaims. You make her the drink she wants and hand it to her, over the counter. “Thanks, mommy!” She exclaims. I run the the back and get the money the drink cost out of your wallet before putting it in the cash register. Matt and Jisoo walk out after getting their drinks, waving goodbye.

“So that’s what changed all your priorities?” Mark asks. You nod.

“I wouldn’t give her up for the world, though,” You reply.

“Was that her father?” He asks. You burst out laughing. Once you’ve calmed down enough to speak you know you have to explain well.

“No, no not at all. That,s my brother, Matthew,” You reply. Mark laughs along with you.

“I thought you two looked oddly alike,” He says. You smile to yourself as you mindlessly clean the front display. “So where’s her dad?” He asks. Your hand stops mid motion and your whole body goes rigid.

“I don’t like to talk about that,” You reply, swallowing the lump in your throat. You see him nod out of the corner of your eye.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to pry,” He says.

“No, it’s fine. It’s a natural question to ask,” You reply, slowly moving your hand across the glass of the display again, working to get all the fingerprints off. The door opens and you watch as a blond man walks in.

“Mark!” He yells. You jump at his loudness and watch from a crouch behind the counter as five more guys walk in. “Is there no one working here?” The blond guy asks, looking around the small cafe, not seeing the top quarter of your face that’s peeking out from behind the counter. You stand up, leaning on the counter.

“I’m working here,” You say. Blondie scans you.

“Sorry, I didn’t see you,” He replies. “I’m Jackson!” He says. You raise your eyebrows, confused at why he’s telling you his name. When you don’t respond, he puts and slumps into the chair opposite Mark. The others all bow at you and sit down. You ignore their conversation and go to the back to fetch your phone and earbuds because you’re honesty so done, all you want is to go home and watch a kid’s show with Jisoo. You stick your earbuds in and walk to the front again, leaning against the back counter and patiently waiting for a customer to come in so you have something to do. You watch the table of seven guys as they talk intensely, sometime one turns and looks at you but turns away again.

You eventually get tired of their shit and when you’re about to whip out your earbud and tell them the fuck off, the girl who is working the next shift walks in. You pull your earbuds out and thank her and you go to the back and take off your name tag and apron, placing them in their designated places and grabbing your purse and exiting the back. You exit the shop and walk out into the crisp autumn air. When you look back to the warm glow of the cafe, Mark is already looking at you.

anonymous asked:

yo i have a headcanon that kennith once went to a family reunion and he was kinda forced to talk to his 13 year old cousin. he found out that she wasn't actually that bad and he started talking to her. like after awhile of talking to this girl, he brought up smth about being gay and the girl whispered in his ear "don't tell anyone this, but i like girls. i'm scared what they're gonna say if tell anyone other than you" and kennith is just !! stunned !! he wants to protect his 13 year old cousin

awwwwwww that’s cute


Wow someone has anger management issues. Honestly dude the story isn’t that bad and this is just the beginning of the iceberg, and so what about what sarada was wearing there’s honestly nothing to wrong with the outfit it’s not like there’s no other anime with kids roaming around like that. I mean that’s your opinion but sheesh

Seems like most of the fandom has these anger management issues then, according to you. 

No, honestly, for a manga like Naruto, such attire just feels wrong. Let’s say it’s NOT intentional of Ikemoto to sexualize 13 year old girls, even if that were the case, it still looks like it. Moreover, I find it absolutely unnecessary that he even changed Sarada’s design to begin with. He didn’t change any other character’s design so why change hers? There’re just a ton of things wrong with it tbh even if some ppl are ok with it, fine, but some ppl actually care about their fave charas being mistreated by the new mangaka. 

I’ve said this before, but even from a PRACTICAL point of view, that kind of outfit is not ninja-proof. Like… when you fight, such high heels and mini dresses are uncomfortable. Kishi knew that and that’s why he dressed his characters properly. Some ppl might argue “yeah but Tsunade also wore heels and all the other ADULT women too”. Yeah. The adults. The medical ninja. Typically retired shinobi or shinobi who didn’t fight that much. And even so, if you compare Kishi’s idea of “high heels” and Ikemoto’s… Kishi’s heels are more subtle and short, Ikemoto’s are ready for the catwalk. Like… it just doesn’t look right. 

Idk it might also be because we were introduced to Sarada as a very neately dressed girl, like her mother was/is. I mean her outfit as a child was super nerdy and her ninja attire by Kishimoto is a perfect mix of Sakura’s old outfit and Sasuke’s as well. Typical shorts with a long-ish red top and no stupid fucking handkerchief. Simple and comfortable. Sarada’s Boruto outfit just looks very uncomfortable. This very pose here pains me tbh, it looks like she’s trying too hard to walk in those heels. Her REAL ninja outfit has flats. And as much as I hate SP, i’m really glad that they made the dress a lil longer and the heels much flatter. And I sure as hell hope that after animating Gaiden, they keep Sarada’s Kishimoto design and don’t switch to this abomination. 

Anyway, I’m done discussig this topic, I keep repeating myself. 

Long story short: If you’re fine with the new outfit, good for you. Fact is, the majority of the fandom is not and instead of blindly defending Ikemoto for his poor design, try understanding WHY ppl are so upset. I mean if the MAJORITY of a community expresses their anger about an issue, then there’s obviously smthg wrong with it. Just because YOU personally don’t have a problem with it, doesn’t mean everyone else’s anger is unfounded. 

anonymous asked:

The age gap is actually 6 years -- they're 9 and 15. They originally had Anakin written as a 13 year old, specifically so the age gap wasn't weird, but they loved Jake Lloyd so much they changed it. I think that's why the age gap is so uncomfortable, not because he's a boy and she's a girl.

that’s literally not true. padme is 14 in tpm and anakin is 9, almost 10, making the age gap greater than 4 but less than 5 years, but definitely not 6 years.

Of Teddy Bears and Bonfires

(This story brought to you by the fact that I got a build a bear and really needed to start writing again. This is me getting back into it so to speak so if anything’s weird or off to you let me know. On with the long oneshot!)

“And so the girl was trapped in the car with the escaped lunatic! In the morning all that was found of her was some teeth and a femur. With the flesh barely hanging on.”

Everyone audibly swallowed, as the redhead finished her tale of the lunatic of the lake. The very same lake they were currently in the middle of. Mabel thought it would be cool if most of the town youth to have a big camping night on Scuttlebutt island, and actually managed to make it into a real party. Wendy and all her friends thought it’d be cool, Candy and Grenda loved the idea, and Pacifica managed to convince her servants to keep quiet about this to her parents when they came back from the alps. Although right now Mabel was clutching one of her stuffed animals in fear.

“Welp it’s time for bed everyone!”

“But we could still-”

“See everyone in the morning!”

With that Mabel had crawled into her tent and zipped into her sleeping bag.

Soos had stopped to look at his watch.

“Whoa dudes, it’s 2:30. Mabel’s right we should head in if we want to wake up and be ready for the boat at 7.”

Soos ended up being an unintentional chaperone for the trip, as Stan wanted to make sure his grandkids wouldn’t get too mixed up in whatever those other teens were doing. They may be turning 14 soon but dammit they weren’t ready for whatever those sixteen year olds were doing. Soos had taken this role very seriously as he separated any boys and girls getting too close by “Making room for Soos”. Robbie and Tambry were not amused.

“Phft. Whatever.”

Robbie, Tambry, and a few others stayed up; though everyone eventually turned in by the next hour.

During his attempts to sleep Dipper could swear he had heard something… but brushed it off as the wildlife, mostly so he could actually sleep. Still his body seemed hard pressed against resting and by 5 in the morning a very reluctant 13 year old had to answer nature’s call. Once he took care of that, he realized there was still an hour before they would start packing up and considered returning to his nice, cozy- wait is that Pacifica?

Sitting on one of the logs around the now distinguished campfire was a somewhat disheveled and groggy young heiress. A rare sight to be sure.

Dipper decided to quietly walk up to her like one would a frightened animal, knowing that he could very well scare her off accidentally. His footsteps were heard of course, but Pacifica was already aware of who it was as she heard him waking up. Immediately she decided he must be hungry and offered him what she’d been munching on.

“Hey Dipper, want a granola bar?”

He eyed it tentatively before muttering a “thanks”; taking it from her hand and sitting down on the ground next to her. Unwrapping it he took a bite and swallowed before asking:

“Didn’t get much sleep last night?”

She responded with a light, playful kick in his back and a “humf” as he exhaled a bit in jest. He then stopped to get a better look at her face and the bags under her eyes, he hadn’t seen her like this.

“Seriously though, everything alright? Was camping too uncomfortable?”

“It’s fine Dipper, just couldn’t sleep.”

“Why though?”

Pacifica’s face scrunched up in a look of deep thought before:

“I had a nightmare.” came out in a soft mutter.

There was a subject he was familiar with, especially when one of the scariest monsters you’ve ever faced was a dream demon.

“Oh. Is it okay to ask what about?”

She looked at the ground in front of her and kicked away a pebble in the dirt.

“You know it helps when you talk about them with someone but if’d you’d rather-”

She saw him awkwardly trying to help and couldn’t help herself, he was being so sweet and kind. It was actually pretty adorable. Wow, she must be deliriously tired.   

“Alright, I’ll tell you. Probably due to lack of sleep or the fact that you can keep a small secret, which you WILL keep. Got it?”

Dipper nodded.

“This is going to require a bit of a story, would you mind?”

He immediately shook his head no and leaned back onto the log, he was ready for this.

“It was my third birthday, and although my parents were going to throw me a big party to celebrate that day; they had their own party to get to. So instead on my birthday they said they were taking me somewhere as a surprise.”


A tiny Pacifica in pigtails was wriggling in her seat looking out the window.

“When are we going to be there?”

*Ring Ring*

“Sorry Daddy I mean may I ask how much longer it will be?”

Preston quietly took a sip of his morning coffee, he didn’t did look at the child for a moment just staring off looking distant. Her mother on the other hand was gazing into a mirror, admiring her makeup and smiling to herself.


She shut her mouth as soon as she saw his hand headed towards his pocket. She already knew, a few more rings of that and she probably wouldn’t get her surprise. She didn’t get surprises that often, her Mom and Dad told her things beforehand and taught her how to be polite or who was important. Today was her birthday though so it had to be something nice.

The limo stopped and a butler opened the door for them.

“The mall?”

“Yes, Pacifica your surprise is in there.” Her mother spoke whilst putting on a pair of sunglasses.

The little girl stepped outside and got into the walking position she had learned. She would be in front of her parents and walk slowly, yeah that was it…

The Northwest clan then proceeded to make their way into the shopping center with a servant in tow. The mall was weird today, there was usually more people. She was still confused until she heard the nice music.

“We’ll be opening up soon folks! There’s just the matter of one, VIP we have to take care of.” A young lady announced as she stood in front of-

“Teddy Bear Factory?!”

Before the Northwests had the opportunity to reprimand their daughter the young lady took notice and walked over to the trio, bending down to speak with Pacifica.

“Hello there Birthday girl! Are you ready to have a ton of birthday fun?”

Her little eyes shone with excitement and replied with a happy yes. The lady then pulled out a lovely little birthday tiara for her to wear and she held her hand as she led them all into the store.

Pacifica’s eyes darted all across the room, there were so many different little outfits, accessories, and colors. In the meantime Preston had been discussing details with the employee and then demanded that all the bears be lined up before his daughter for her choosing. Everyone stopped stocking and began grabbing the display bears on the wall and placed them in a half circle around the birthday girl.

“All right Pacifica, now you get to make the very first bear of the store. Which one do you like?”

It may have been the Teddy Bear Factory but there was all kinds of animals, in different colors and patterns. She started walking around the stuffed animals looking them over, as well as touching them to feel their fur. Then she saw it, the one she wanted.

“That one!”

She pointed at a soft looking white bunny with button eyes.

“Oh the Spring Time rabbit? That’s a cute one.”

She picked out the skin from a large barrel and took it to the stuffing machine, where she picked out a little velvet heart and stuffed it deep inside the bunny rabbit. After being stitched up she was told to look around and get any clothes she’d like for her new friend and to think of a name. Grabbing pajamas, dresses and bows for her bunny she thought of a name whilst dressing her.


“That’s a great name for a jumpy little bunny.”

She typed it into a small computer and got a birth certificate with the name printed in large letters.

“It looks like Hoppy’s all set to go home with you now. Have a beary great birthday Pacifica!”

She curtsied for the nice lady that helped her out and her and her family went on their way. Preston did scold his daughter for being too friendly with the common folk, but the heiress was still happy with her little fuzzy friend.

So much so that she slept holding “Hoppy” close to her heart that night.

And the next night.

And for a month straight.

Until she was seven.

During those four years; Pacifica loved the stuffing out of Hoppy, dressing her up for special occasions, buying more and more clothes and accessories, and of course taking her to bed every night.  

She held her whenever she was punished or yelled at, she was someone who would never be upset or disappointed like her parents. She was also something to hug, Pacifica really didn’t get hugs from anyone since it was considered improper. During the last year though she noticed that her Mother asked to have the toys removed from her room, she was getting too old for them in her opinion. So she hid Hoppy and her clothes under a old floor board underneath her bed, to make sure that her favorite toy was safe.

It didn’t last too long though, one night she had put her down for a second while she went to the bathroom. A butler had picked it up and was going to return it to her room when Preston who was walking by noticed it in the servants hands.


She found herself in front of her very annoyed father who tsked at her.

“Now Pacifica, didn’t your mother tell you to throw all your toys away.”


“Then what were you doing with this hm?”

“I was just-”

“Disobeying orders. Disobeying orders is what you were doing young lady!”


“How many times have we told you to not refer to posteriors in conversation?!”

“I know but-”

“See! You did it again! What did we tell you about disobeying orders?!”


“Now you’re mumbling and crying?! A Northwest never cries! That’s it young lady you are grounded for two weeks!”

She gazed towards the ground too ashamed to look at him.

“Now, what to do about this…”

His eyes locked onto the fireplace. Pacifica pleaded at him with tear stained eyes, but it was of no use.

He chucked Hoppy into the fire, all the while Pacifica tried and failed to hold in all her tears and sobs. That earned her another week of being grounded but she couldn’t stop herself, one of the few things that gave her comfort in this world was now ashes.


Pacifica stayed quiet for a few seconds afterward while staring at the ashes of the bonfire. Dipper decided to wait until she spoke again, he knew how attached someone could get to their favorite toy. Mabel had taught him that much.

“That’s what I dreamt about last night, the night that he threw her into the fire. If I had to guess what caused it, I guess your sister’s stuffed animal being near the bonfire brought it back. I know it’s kind of dumb to-”

Dipper climbed onto the log and looked at her straight in the eye.

“No it isn’t. A lot of people have certain things they really like and it can be traumatic if you lose them. Heck if my sister was here she’d probably be bawling her eyes out.”

“But isn’t it-”

“There’s nothing wrong with having a stuffed animal, heck every girl’s room I’ve ever seen has a bunch of those on her bed.”

“Wait. What girl’s rooms have you been seeing?” she raised her brow suspiciously at him.

He blushed immediately.

“Not like that! I just have a couple cousins, and some of my friends have sisters, and sometimes I watch movies with Wendy at her place-”

She started laughing at his attempts to explain himself.

“Slow down, I was just messing with you, you big dork.”

Dipper sheepishly smiled and the two burst into laughter.

“See don’t you feel better talking about it?”

She looked at him in the eyes.

“Yeah, I have to admit I’m feeling better.”

He smiled warmly at her before she turned away a moment:

“It would’ve helped if I still had Hoppy though. All I have left is her velvet heart, I found it a bit charred but intact when the fire was put out. It’s better than nothing though.”

She turned to see his concerned expression and hugged him, taking him by surprise at first till he caught on and hugged her back.

“Thank you Dipper… and thank you for not laughing or brushing my story off.”

They were like that for a moment just sort of holding each other comfortably till…

Make room for Soos!

The two were then forcibly pushed apart by two big hands on their foreheads. Soos then sat down between them.

“So dudes, what were we talking about?”

The two young teens fumbled a moment before declaring that they were talking about how to best pack away all their gear and look at the time they needed to get started.

As they bolted off towards their tents and started packing, Soos smiled to himself.

“Sorry little dude, but my work here is done.”

A week or so passed after their camping trip and Pacifica was now in the process of getting back home after a day of traveling to visit some dignitaries her parents wanted to impress, and getting scolded in private for messing up for the umpteenth time. All she wanted to do was go scream into her pill-

She froze. Right there on top of her bed was the one thing she was not expecting at all today.

A fluffy white plush bunny from the Teddy Bear Factory was waiting for her, certificate and all. Except there was one thing out of place. A note.

She picked it up and began reading:

“Dear Pacifica:

After I heard about Hoppy I couldn’t help myself when I saw this in the window of the Teddy Bear Factory. So I went in despite a few weird looks and brought back Hoppy 2.0! Unfortunately she’s not complete just yet. She’s missing something important, maybe you can figure out what it is? Also don’t worry, your family’s staff knows not to mess with her in anyway. So your secret is safe!

                                                               Take good care of her! From, Dipper”  

She looked at the bunny to see any signs of incompleteness, realizing that her back was slightly open. She went to the old floorboard under her bed and pulled out the old burned heart and stuffed it inside the bunny.

She pulled the string and it closed up immediately, snipping the extra string off. She was now complete.

She once again pressed the soft bunny close to her heart and shed a tear.

Who did this dork think he is, and when could she kiss him?

anonymous asked:

write a letter to your 10 year old self with advice about life and what to do and what not to do, and tag another 5 ppl to do it!!. it's a think on a q &a list i think

Oooh this is a fun idea! :) Warning: it is going to be VERY personal lol

Dear 10 year old me,
you probably won’t even be able to read this since you’re only 10 and can’t read a word English, but let’s just pretend you do. Some life advice: first of all I want to say that you’re going to experience a lot of awkward situations. Know that that’s okay and that you can survive them, although it won’t seem like that at the time. Also, don’t try to worry about every little thing that you are going to think or do. You are going to be okay and that is all that matters. So now that I have said that, I have a lot of other things I have to say to you. 1. Don’t try to be someone you’re not. Be happy with who you are, how you look and embrace it. Just be yourself. 2. Don’t care about what people will say about you. You’ll start to overthink everything and it will stress the heck out of you. 3. When you’re 12, watch a makeup tutorial on how you actually do makeup. It will save you a lot of weird looks. 4. Don’t think that you’ll still be friends with that girl when you’re in high school, because you won’t. But that’s okay, because you’ll meet people who will change your life (in a positive way). 5. Don’t think you’ll still grow when you’re 13 years old, because you won’t. Other parts of your body will, though. 6. Don’t cry over that boy when you’re 14, he doesn’t give a shit about you and he will never be worthy of your attention. 6. No, you are not going to be the only one who does that, don’t worry. 7. The main cure of the acne you will get is stop eating junkfood and wash your face daily, just so you know. Also, drink more water instead of soda. 8. Don’t plan on spending so much money on things you’ll never use and throw away when you’re 16. 9. Don’t let society tell you what to do or how to dress; it will take some time before you’ll realize this, but once you do, you’ll feel relieved. 10. For the love of God, don’t start plugging your eyebrows so much. Get them done professionally. 11. You are going to grow so much as a person, so don’t think you are going to stay this way. …I have like a thousand things I can say to you, but some of them you’ll have to figure out on your own. Good luck and have fun. And last, but certainly not least; you are going to do great and I’m going to be so proud of you. You’re also going to discover the Dolan twins! Those boys will make you laugh a lot, so prepare yourself for happiness. But a lot of happiness in general is coming your way. Also, be careful. I love you.

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Jou’s new friend Namu “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Malik” Fakename (fa-keh-na-meh) is particularly enthusiastic to get started!

“I’ll give it ALL my enthusiasm and you can give it ALL your blood, pain, and life energy, eh, Jounouchi?”


Kaiba has laid out a buffet that may or may not include cheeses of nebulously European origin

“That’s why they call them the finals!”

And all but one of the finalists have arrived. Ishizu is still in her room because she’s seen this episode before.

*polite yawn*

While they’re waiting for Ishizu to not show up, the duelists engage in some friendly chit-chat, and Jounouchi mentally rearranges his list of “worst matchups for me”


SERIOUSLY. Is this Yami Bakura being a little shit, doing a Ryou impression? Or is it Ryou being a little shit? I must know from whom the shittery is originating!

Kaiba, again, gets fed up waiting for Ishizu and has the TO press on without her.

Time to announce the randomly-chosen first pair! How do we choose?

OF COURSE IT’S WITH A BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON BINGO MACHINE that Kaiba either MADE or HAD MADE #heisnotthecoolone #sorrynotsorry

First up, by the laws of narrative, has to be Yami, so we see all the cool blimp stuff happening first in a protagonist duel. Also first, by Murphy’s law, Little Mr Should-Be-Resting.

Yami. Is. SO. Suspicious. 

Now it’s time to reveal Seto Kaiba’s awesome Kilometre High Duel Arena!


wtf dude


this is a CARD GAME.


Well anyway, Yami and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Ryou are too busy having hate-sex eye-sex to complain about the TERRIBLE CHOICE OF DUEL ARENA and Yami’s not wasting any time pretending like he actually believes it’s metaphorical butter

and Bakura’s not wasting any time getting started on his usual plan of “Eh Fuck It There’s No Plan”

Yami: um, not really.

He doesn’t even TRY to lie, the MOMENT Yami says “[sigh] is that you, Yami Bakura?” he’s like “SURPR– oh you’re not surprised”.

and THEN

Yami: ò_ó

YOU should– YOU SHOULD KNOW– omg are you?? See. Look. I feel like, here, Yami Bakura’s playing all “hehe I’ll keep him guessing”. But. But. This is from This Guy.

so actually I don’t believe you have a plan


although it sure LOOKS like Bakura has a plan because him and Marik keep very unsubtly smirking and glaring at one another…

Like four minutes later:


Bakura’s so very cavalier about his LP that even Yami, aka Mr This Might Be A Trap Better Trigger It To Find Out, is pretty hesitant about mowing down the third unprotected monster Bakura leaves out, because he’s pretty sure it’s a trap, but, y’know, he decides to trigger it to find out

*polite yawn* 

He uses his destroyed monsters to summon this thing, which I am calling Why The Doll Tho

the doll chatters, it’s truly horrifying

But Yami’s ready for this bullshit and summons All Time Fave, my girl DMG! Whom Bakura immediately disses

Yami: Ò_Ó

Bakura hadn’t attacked because Yami had a face down card he assumed was a trap, but it was actually Mana’s spellbook, boosting her power enough to destroy Why The Doll Tho!

it’s leg-stretchingly exciting for DMG!


Turns out Bakura is smirking (awkwardly) because once Why The Doll Tho is destroyed, he can summon fucking hell itself I guess because who the fuck even designed this card game anyway #fightmePegasus

But the important thing is, everyone keeps their shit together in front of their 13-year-old sister. ^-^

Are you out? If so how did you come out

I had a coming out post on one of my older blogs…but that’s been deleted since..so here we go.

I knew I was gay when I was about 12 or so…mind you I didn’t know exactly what that meant I did know that I wasn’t like everyone else. The only gay person I knew was my cousin, he passed away when I was very young (Andrew died from AIDS)….I had my first kiss with a girl when I was about 13….and had sex with a girl shortly after actually.

I struggled with coming out. When I was 17 year old I almost old my mom but chickened out…now between 17 and 24…I had a rough time with a lot of things and my therapist says that a lot of the things that went down during that time because I was closeted.

I first told my mom I was gay when I was 24…we were packing up my Dorm room and I told her I thought I might be gay. She literally told me I wasn’t..and that she would know if her daughter was a dyke…that scared the FUCK out of me and so I went back into that closet…

When I was 27…I was online one night…and posted on Facebook, ‘I don’t think I can keep this secret much longer..’ my Aunt was on FB and messaged me and asked me what was up…didn’t want to tell her and then I was just like, ‘I’m gay.’ We talked all night and I was ready to come out.

That day I went to work and told all my friends and co workers… and then before I was going to go home I texted my brother and told him I was going to come out to my parents after dinner and then he told me he had my support and we went from there.

I came out to them, my father told me he had always known, and my mother was…not very nice about it.

So that was 3 years ago…this year my parents have finally started to accept me. My mother has been a journey and she still isn’t comfortable with talking about it. I used to care…but now I don’t. I’m gay and I knew a long time ago and because I was scared they wouldn’t love me and so I stayed in the closet for a very very long time.

thedisc0panda  asked:

My OC Alarian (Ali) is a Messanger of God and thus is basically immortal (though they can die but get reincarnated in the same or a different body) some of their powers include General Magic (their a Mage) Teleportation, telekinesis, and general awesome stuff like that. Ali takes the form of a 17 year old elven "girl" (they are agender and use they/them pronouns) with shoulder length blonde hair that gets cut a few times, sharp green eyes, and a faded scar on the left side of their face.

dude, they sound amazing?? i don’t even know where to start with this because i love them now gdhkjask.

my oc Kai, an excited adventurer, has continually been reincarnated (13 bodies over the course of 284 years), but he doesn’t know why. c’: doesn’t include the amazing magic to go with it because he’s human… and actually my only fully human oc. he’s just stuck in a seemingly endless loop of life until he can figure out how to end it, if he even wants to by then.

Grew Up Together CH.13


“Hey, Tor, what’s this?” Shawn asked, picking up an old leather-cover journal from her nightstand.

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the pacific shopping mall au

  • bob leckie works in the bookstore to support his writing career. he can either give fantastic recommendations or be a condescending, sarcastic asshole depending on how you approach him. he has charmed himself out of being fired approximately 5 times.
  • sid phillips works in the sports store, his best friend sledge works in the dollar store opposite and they wave at each other from their tills and hold up hand-written signs to communicate. their parents made them get weekend jobs because they told them it would make them ‘responsible’ but so far they only seem to be growing more immature, pushing each other around in shopping carts on their breaks. 
  • john basilone, famous veteran hero, is used to girls fawning all over him at these recruitment drives in provincial malls. annoyingly, there’s a new volunteer working with them, a fellow marine herself, who seems completely immune to his wiles and is forcing him to drastically step up his game to try to impress her.
  • chuckler is everyone’s favourite at the kids toy store. 
  • andrew haldane has only 4 hours to buy his 13 year old niece a birthday present and he is beginning to feel very pressurised indeed. 
  • hoosier works, for some inexplicable reason, at victoria’s secret. he hates it. he doesn’t know how he actually got the job as he went to the interview completely hungover and wrapped in a snuggie as part of an elaborate joke. he still hasn’t quit though because hey, it’s money. 
  • someone keeps stealing random unexplainable things from the dollar store that eugene sledge works at and he can’t figure out who. his only suspect is the guy who comes in constantly to buy zippo lighters, the one with the really unnerving stare.
Marauders Birthday Headcannons
  • The Marauders liked to wake up the birthday kid with a good aguamenti
  • This means any of their friends
  • Even the girls, much to Lily’s dismay
  • It actually started in their second year
  • James decided to surprise Sirius on his birthday
  • November 3rd for those who don’t know
  • The, now, 13 year old woke up pretty pissed, and honestly slightly angry
  • James was easily forgiven once Sirius saw the new present though
  • Seeing as he hadn’t received a present the previous year since he didn’t let anybody know beforehand, and his parents surely weren’t sending him any presents, James convinced his parents to get Sirius a better gift than they originally planned.
  • The newest broom release seemed to do
  • The tradition continued four months later when James and Sirius woke Remus up with another splash of aguamenti.
  • Remus wasn’t too happy to find that the book that he fell asleep reading the previous night was now ruined
  • That day in class they learned an easy repair spell, and the two troublemakers knew they got off lucky
  • They gifted him some other books, hoping that he hadn’t read them
  • Unfortunately he had, but he didn’t have his own copies
  • Soon all was forgiven about the ruined (but now fixed) book, and they celebrated the birth of the wonderful young lad
  • Seventeen days later, James was woken up with water to the face from Remus before Sirius could wake up and do it
  • James knew it was all in good fun, and he hadn’t damaged anything, so there was no problem that day
  • He got some awesome presents from his family, and friends, including a bottle of newly designed Sleekeazy hair potion from his dad, that didn’t get any use for years to come
  • We never really knew when Peter’s birthday was, but whenever it happened, you can guarantee that he woke up to three streams of water coming from the three different wands of his best friends
  • This tradition continued for years, and by the time their fourth year came, they were close enough with other Gryffindors to do it on them too
  • It started out with other guys
  • Frank Longbottom woke up on his 15th birthday to James soaking him with water, as he was the closest to Frank
  • Lily had finally opened up to the idea of being friends with the Marauders in their 5th year, after the whole M-word incident with Snape
  • James was still infatuated with Lily, but he knew that if he kept treating her different than any other person that he would never get her
  • Instead the two friend groups merged
  • Of course, Marlene had been friends with the Marauders since third year, and knew about the birthday surprises
  • The boys never could get her, but their sixth year, she helped them get the rest of the girls
  • Lily’s birthday was obviously the first of the group, so Marlene woke up earlier than she ever had in her life to smuggle the boys upstairs using a trick she learned from watching a 7th year do it the previous year.
  • Lily woke up on January 30th with soaked hair and boys in her dorm.
  • Of course the prefect was furious
  • Especially when she found out, not only was the other prefect in on it, so was her best friend
  • What the hell
  • It was obviously expected from Sirius, as they had been getting closer, and even James wasn’t completely prank-free yet
  • Screaming at them to leave the room, she realized that her preferred pajamas were not pajamas at all
  • It was a long white t-shirt that was now soaked, revealing her bra beneath it
  • She was lucky she even wore a bra to sleep that night
  • At breakfast, the boys apologized, and revealed her presents
  • Remus got her a new book that they were talking about
  • Peter got her some chocolate, which seems like he gave up on finding a present, but that girl loved chocolate almost as much as Remus does
  • Almost
  • Let’s just say Sirius got her something for an inside joke. (Read more about that friendship here
  • James, of course attempted to woo her, but being the stalker observant person he is, he knew she wouldn’t like jewelry
  • Instead he gave her another book (with the help of Remus of course)
  • Of course, this was the start of Lily liking James back
  • Two or so months later, Remus was woken up to water
  • Much to his surprise, he saw Lily, Dorcas, and Marlene
  • His other three friends still soundly asleep, the four decided to wake them up with water too
  • That’s how the birthday water fights begun
  • But that’s a story for another time

So, yeah. I kinda got carried away, but I wrote some birthday headcannons in celebration of my own birthday, as a present to the rest of you. Hope you enjoy.

anonymous asked:

Why is ur submit labeled "dont worry my dad left me too"?? do u need someone 2 vent to

well u see when i was a wee lil 7 year old girl 

my dad took me to a mcdonalds inside our local walmart

and he said “ill be back in 5 minutes” 

i saw him walk outside to the car

and he drove off, and i haven’t seen him in 13 years. i’m still waiting