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BTS at your birthday party

Jin:

  • Makes the food
  • Likes to sing happy birthday
  • Somehow gets in ALL of the pictures
  • Generally happy to be there and is super sweet

“Jin! This cake is amazing!”

“I know!”

Suga:

  • Doesn’t want to be there, actually only there for you
  • Doesn’t do much, basically eats and talks to you about whatever you want to
  • The nicest gift you receive if from him
  • Likes to silently judge people with you

“Yoongi! This must’ve cost a fortune!”

“Not really.” And you know he is lying.

J-hope:

  • Makes you laugh 24/7
  • Gets excited and sings Happy Birthday louder than everyone else
  • Helped put up all the decorations
  • Happy to see you happy

“Hoseok! You are so loud!”

*Sings louder*

Namjoon:

  • Breaks something and then says he’ll replace it
  • The one to actually put the party together
  • Instructed people where to hide and what to say
  • Did a lot even though it doesn’t seem like it, you’d thank him later

“What was the crash?!”

“Sorry!

Jimin:

  • Acts really silly
  • Sings Happy Birthday like a goddamned angel
  • The one to lay on when you are tired from partying
  • Annoys other members to make you laugh

“Jiminie! You’re so comfy.”

“Thanks?”

Taehyung:

  • Happy to be there
  • Also bought a really expensive gift
  • Goes and gets whatever you want, even if you want pizza at 9 pm
  • Gets attacked by Jimin’s wrath 

“Thanks for the pizza Tae.”

“You are welcome.”

Jungkook:

  • Super competitive at party games, but lets you win and comes in second place
  • Ends up smearing icing on your cheek and getting icing smeared across his forehead by you after attacking him
  • Having to pry him off of a video game console after losing
  • Sings not only happy birthday but a song he wrote for you describing your friendship you possibly crying

“Jungkook, stop! You are going to make me cry!”

He would comfort you after finishing his ‘performance.’

Okay, but imagine Monster David introducing his ‘nephew’ to his coworkers, with the whole ‘skin condition’ excuse for why he looks so human.

It fools everyone but Gwen, and she’s just…amazed that so many fucking monsters are that gullible. Maybe it’s because she’s a top scarer and she knows human children like the back of her hand, but she immediately pulls them both somewhere private and is like ‘DAVID, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!’

But she does soften up a bit when she hears the story behind why he did it. She’s a top scarer, but there’s a difference between harmful scares and actually hurting a kid (psychically or mentally).

So she decides to help keep their secret safe. She likes David, and if this kid wants to stay in their realm and pretend to be a monster, then fuck, she’s not gonna rat them out. Just don’t make her regret it.

My sweet Jon snow

Ya know what we should discuss? How FUCKING bad and horrible it is that Our beloved brooding bastard isn’t a bastard at all Really reflect on that…. His entire life Literally EVERYONE. Minus like 3-4 people have treated him like utter shit bc he’s a bastard. He’s been beaten his whole life for it and has suffered severe cruelty and respect And then you find out HES NEVER BEEN A BASTARD. When I first figured R+L=J I just knew that reveal is gonna be amazing and horrid at the same time All those fuckers… Every Single One Was not only wrong but was treating the legitimate and rightful heir to the kingdom like shit. He’s a goddamn prince and if we’re being technical he’s a KING! Just poor Jon snow It just breaks my heart.

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Neil and guns

Alright so, I cannot get the idea of Neil and guns out of my head. Like his mom and him carried them with them incase of an emergency so he had to have been at least good at it. And all I can imagine is the foxes going to a shooting range for some reason and Neil just being amazing at shooting and everyone is like “wowza” and they remember that this boy was on the run for a good chunk of his life and probably has used a gun before. I honestly don’t know why I’m so obsessed with Neil being a master shooter.

“She has a lot of fans,” says Jack, not just because she’s “famous”, but because her fans are true fans.  “A lot of people think that fame,  or press, or everyone knowing your name can sell you a lot of records or movies or whatever it is, but it’s not true. Everyone knows a lot of people, but, when they put out an album, no one cares. What’s always exciting to me about her is,  she has a ton of fans that like to listen to ALL her music and will buy her music.”  He continued, “That culture is amazing.”

Jack Antonoff

Accurate first impressions of Kpop groups
  • <p> <b>Super Junior:</b> "so many members??? so many sub-groups/units??? suju is literally every other kpop groups' dads. been in the game for so long and still run kpop. Trendsetters. Legendary. all of them are MCs. Why aren't they running SM by themselves???"<p/><b>BigBang:</b> "badass!! cars!!! sad?? emo??? party!!!! every group looks up to them and admires them.....your fave's faves. weird dancing(?) but they're always lit. it's always a bigbang concert whenever they perform. why is that one guy so tall? that one guy is popular in Japan!!! the difference between Jiyong & G-dragon is scary."<p/><b>SHINee:</b> "it feels like everyone has solo projects and they probably get together only for Christmas or to get turnt up. are they Japanese?? i think those 2 short guys are dating idk. wtf why is he called tofu....why is he called bling bling.......WTF IS A DIBIDIBIDIBI-"<p/><b>Infinite:</b> "wow they dance so in sync w/ each other. probably heard their catchy af songs before really diving into the fandom. created the scorpion dance, how epic. they just seem so real?? like they're brothers??? is that one a girl or a boy??<p/><b>VIXX:</b> "so tall. so violent. so shippable w/ everyone. pretty sure they have a confirmed gay sub-unit?? their maknae likes to bully them. jellyfish doesn't deserve them. so.....they're vampires, voodoo dolls, 8 year old kids, video game characters, Greek gods....what can't this group do????"<p/><b>BTOB:</b> "everyone knows about their reputation, they're wild af. hella tiny compared to normal human beings. i was blinded when looking @ that guy's smile he's an angel sent from heaven. their songs either make you wanna cry into your pillow or join a high school musical is2g."<p/><b>EXO:</b> "they seem kinda scary/intimidating bc SM won't let them fangirl. everyone's an exo fangirl and fanboy on the inside. iM crEEPin iN Ur HeARt BAbE. they literally glow on stage??? are they still wolves???? do they still have superpowers??? who is Chinese and who is Korean??? i thought there were 12....."<p/><b>B.A.P:</b> "so are they best absolute perfect or are they called rice? weird aliens/rabbits is a concept i never knew i needed. they sued their company together but there's always one guy who kills them all? why??? everyone who talks about b.a.p wants to skydive i'm so confused. so is that hot guy w/ the deep ass voice actually their grandfather??"<p/><b>Got7:</b> "so many different races in 1 group i'm living. bruh their dorms must be so wild, how are they raising a dog??? rapline is kinda weak........they could still get it tho. all of them have such vibrant personalities MUST. RESIST. STANNING. their second name is dab7? i don't know them."<p/><b>Seventeen:</b> "ok joke's on us, we all thought we couldn't remember exo's names but shitballs, seventeen exists. wow they seem so fun to be around, i want to be their friend. their leader must have approximately 8.9 breakdowns everyday. how are they always so happy??? they're legit stranded on an island ffs. dino is 100% their real baby."<p/><b>Monsta X:</b> "so THAT'S the member that everyone loves bc he's such a meme. do they always remix their songs when performing??? they're so lit???? i'm still confused as to why this group doesn't have a first win. came to check them out bc of got7 and wasn't disappointed."<p/><b>Day6:</b> "lmao that famous guy from twitter is in a kpop group???? why does it feel like JYP is just letting them run around the company and do whatever they want at this point....does JYP even know they exist?? their songs make you wanna hit up your nonexistent ex *jams sadly*. who's bob???"<p/><b>iKon:</b> "they shouldn't be the next bigbang or the next anything, they're low-key doing amazing already. bad first impressions always turn into good ones when yall take the time to know them. they literally have their own anthem??? what's a visual i only know ikon."<p/><b>NCT:</b> "there SM goes again, tempting us w/ new groups but depriving us of comebacks. how is taeyong supposed to hold the fort down when he has 40 kids he hasn't even met yet?? they're exo's biggest fanboys, everyone needs to stan them asap. if they didn't look and sound so good, i'd sue SM for dressing them like they're homeless. the dreamies are so spoiled by the hyungs and their company. MY CHILDREN????"<p/></p>
Mass hug for those who didn’t spoil the show for everyone else.

I’m so jealous that you got to go to the VERY first show.  You’re the only people who can say they had NO idea what to expect.  But the level of respect I’ve seen so far on tumblr has been amazing.  (I’m avoiding Instagram tags)

There have been no real spoilers, no real videos - I know he asked, but not everyone respects that.  YOU guys respected that, and the surprise hasn’t been ruined for anyone going in future.  You have no idea how grateful I am. I was really worried that by the time I get to go in Europe, the entire show would already be online in various clips and streams.

But if everyone is as respectful as you guys then we have little to worry about.

Thank you SO much for not spoiling the experience for the thousands who are awaiting their turn.  I can only hope those attending the next 2 shows are as amazing as you guys. 

ok now that im off the streets, i really want everyone to know what a massive thing it was for taylor to come see us in the snl line. she found out that we were camping out and literally told her mom that she had to come down and see us straight away. there was a guy in line behind us who lines up for every single snl show and has gotten in to the last 107 shows and he was absolutely stunned that taylor showed up to see us. noone does it. not the small names, not the big names.

her parents came down with her and she brought us merch and was so genuinely thankful and amazed that we were camping out to see her. she wasnt rushed, she took time to speak to every single person in line and take multiple photos with them. she even recognised me and knew my name.

i dont care if im annoying but i will never stop talking about this because i want everyone to know what an amazing, kind, genuine person taylor is, how amazing her family are and how good her team is. she loves all of us so much. she didnt have to come see us and we certainly were not expecting her too. the thought never even crossed our minds when we decided to camp out. but there we were sitting on the street and she just rocked up out of nowhere, no warning, no fanfare. so i will fight anyone that ever tries to suggest that she doesnt care about us.

bts scenario: car sex

i hope you enjoy this babe, you know who you are! ;) i hope everyone has an amazing weekend, i love you! xx

i also wanted to ask if you guys still like my account, recently i’ve been getting a lot of asks saying my writing is going down hill and my account is boring. let me know what you guys think.

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jin: jin’s hands pushed down on your head as you took him into your mouth. “shit,” he groaned as you took him all the way in till the hilt, the tip of your nose touching his abdomen. cars flew by the window outside as you were parked on the side of a highway. “i can’t believe i’m doing this,” he groaned as you went up and down along his length. you chuckled around him as you sucked harder, making his thighs shake. 

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yoongi: your thighs squeezed tight around yoongi’s head as his tongue could be felt in your most sensitive area. yoongi’s mouth mercilessly attacked you, making slurping sounds as he continued to suck. “y-yoongi,” your hand found it’s way to his hair, tugging as the pleasure coursed through your body, a hand finding it’s place on the cold car window. yoongi looked up at you through his eyelashes, making you groan as you watched him bring you to orgasm. 

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hoseok: the cold window of the car could be felt against your back as hoseok pushed you against it, attacking your neck. “moan for me,” he demanded as his lips latched onto your neck, sucking to create a hickey. groaning, you threw your head back against the window and moaned out his name. you could feel hoseok’s smirk against your neck as his hand trailed down to your waistband, teasing the edge before plunging his hand inside, his fingers making you shake.

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namjoon: fingers pushed against your most sensitive area and you groaned loudly in the passenger seat of the car. namjoon kept his eyes on the road as his fingers pushed further and down your pants. “namjoon, this i-is dangerous,” you slightly stuttered as he pushed down against you. namjoon just smiled and continued his ministrations, determined to make you cum undone as he drove down the highway. 

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jimin: your hands unbuttoned jimin’s jeans as you pushed your hand against the waistband of his underwear. “baby?” jimin asked wide eyed as you pushed your fingers under the band. you merely smirked and took his length in your hand, immediately beginning to stroke. jimin’s hands tightened on the wheel of the car and his jaw tensed. “will you cum for me like this, jimin?” you teased as your teased the tip with your finger. jimin moaned and threw his head back, cumming within minutes. 

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taehyung: your fingers teased the insides of your thighs as you spread your legs in the passenger seat of the car. “what are you doing?” taehyung asked with wide eyes as he watched from the driver’s seat. “nothing,” you teased as you felt the cold air tease you. “eyes on the road,” you said as you saw taehyung glance over at you every few seconds. “how can i watch the road when you’re teasing me like this?” you ignored him and continued, forcing him to pull over and fuck you in the back seat. 

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jungkook: slurping sounds filled the backseat of the car as you took jungkook into your mouth. your fingers dug into his thighs as you sucked on the head of his cock. “baby,” jungkook groaned as he threw his head back, his fingers tangling into your hair. “cum for me jungkook,” you said as you pulled back to catch your breath. jungkook keened high in his throat as his cum filled your mouth, you swallowing all of it. “good boy.”

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  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: I'm sick and tired of people portraying Min Yoongi as lazy and uncaring, when he is one of the most hardworking, loving people I know. he can memorize choreos and lyrics, he can dance VERY well, he's an AMAZING rapper, hE LOVES HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND HE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. JUST BECAUSE HE IS NOT A FUCKING SOCIAL BUTTERFLY DOES NOT MEAN HE HATES EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
How They Feel About PDA (Avengers Preference)

I am the worst! Sorry guys! Between a full course load and two jobs I’m drowning a little, but I still really love you guys!

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Tony Stark:

He loves it (the little shit). He likes to make sure everyone around knows exactly who you’re with. Since you refuse to wear the t-shirt that says “Property of Tony Stark” (even though he wears his “Property of Y/N” all the time) he’s gotta let people know some other way. He doesn’t go so far as to touch you inappropriately (maybe a quick slap or pinch on your “perfect” butt but nothing more than that). Kisses, however, are a different story. Quick pecks in the grocery story line, heated kisses in front of the press, tender kisses in front of the team before they leave on a mission. Tony doesn’t care what others are thinking, he just wants you to know his feelings for you, and the best way to do that is with his lips on yours.

Steve Rogers:

Steve isn’t exactly embarrassed by PDA. Sure it wasn’t highly approved of back in the day, but c’mon he was best friends with THE Bucky Barnes, so he was rather used to PDA. So no, Steve wasn’t embarrassed by PDA, it was more that Steve was surprised someone wanted to display PDA with him. Yeah he was bigger and muscular now, but he still remembered all those dates he had been dragged on where the girl didn’t even bother to learn his name, let alone let the rest of the world know they were together. So when you grab his hand and kiss him in front of everyone like you hope the world is watching he’s shocked, rather than embarrassed, that such an amazing and beautiful girl would care to claim him. 

Bucky Barnes:

While it took him a while to warm back up with the idea (just like with everything else), Bucky was soon back to his charming, PDA loving self. While he loves holding your hand, he prefers to place his hand on the small of you back since you can’t wander as far away. And he loves to drop small kisses to your forehead, temple, of nose when you make him laugh (whether from cracking a joke or because you “just look so cute when you’re frustrated”). He also loves leaning his forehead against yours and gently nudging your nose with his when you’re having hushed discussions in the middle of a crowded room. Bucky loves to feel your skin on his in anyway he can. And while he prefers you not hold his metal hand, it’s mostly because he knows he can protect you better if he has it free. 

Bruce Banner:

Surprisingly Bruce doesn’t mind PDA. While he’s almost never the one to initiate it, he’s not about to pull away when you grab his hand and kiss him in public. He likes the kisses you press to his cheek when he knows you’re being possessive, or the ones you press to his lips when he knows you’re drawing strength from him. And even though he loves the kisses you initiate most, he’s not afraid to initiate a few moments of his own. When he needs calming down you can feel his lips press firmly to your temple, or when he’s feeling particularly protective he’ll wrap you up in his arms shooting glares at anyone who gets too near. 

Clint Barton:

It’s not that Clint doesn’t like PDA, it’s more that Clint is too preoccupied watching the world and dangers around him to do anything more than hold your hand or press a quick kiss to your forehead. When you’re out and about he’s often found looking at the guy acting slightly sketchy across the room rather than looking at the shirt you’re trying to make him get. But it’s fine because as soon as your lips make contact with his and he recovers, he wraps his arms around you, pulling you close, and forgetting about the rest of the world, since his world is wrapped securely in his tight embrace. 

Pietro Maximoff:

Believe it or not, but Pietro actually gets super embarrassed with PDA. Growing up with just him and Wanda, other kids often teased him when he would act sweetly towards his sister. While that never stopped him from caring it has caused him to be slightly more reserved when it came to showing physical affection. It took him a while to get comfortable holding your hand in public (but he eventually got used to it when he realized other guys were staring at what was his, and even though he’s embarrassed by PDA he’s way too possessive to let it slide). But Pietro definitely still blushes when your lips sweep his cheek, and his wide eyes will make a quick sweep of the room to make sure not too many people are watching as he returns the favor.

Thor Odinson:

Thor loves PDA. Too much. It honestly doesn’t matter where you guys are. Whether you’re window shopping in Midtown, or in the middle of SHIELD HQ, he’ll simply sweep you into his arms and kiss you senseless. People have tried to tell him why he isn’t allowed to basically frisk you in front of everyone, but he hasn’t quite gotten it yet. Apparently in Asgard it is a great sign of how successful a King’s reign will be when he loves his Queen enough to show physical affection in public, and he definitely loves his Queen. So while your Midgardian friends may get a little uncomfortable with the way Thor kisses you like you’re the only thing keeping him alive, your Asgardian friends simply cheer at the sign of what surely looks like the greatest reign Asgard will ever see. 

Loki Laufeyson:

Loki kind of hates PDA. He hates looking weak in front of others, and he’ll be honest (with you)- you’re his weakness. So while he’s more than happy to have you stand by his side, he would prefer if you both kept your hands to yourselves until you were in private. The only time his rule wavers is before he goes off to do something stupid and possibly not come back, or after you have done stupid and got hurt. In those few instances he has no qualms about fiercely pressing his lips to yours and letting you feel all of his emotions rolled into that one kiss, no matter who is watching. 

Sam Wilson:

Oh Sam. While he doesn’t like to make out or blatantly show you off in public, he does enjoy small and sweet signs of PDA. He likes to wrap his arms from behind you while you wait in line and hum the jeopardy theme song in your ear. He likes to sneak up behind you while you’re looking at a book and swiftly kiss you on the cheek. He likes to give you eskimo kisses when he knows you’re mad at him. He likes to carry you bridal style to breakfast and to bed when you’re too sleepy to walk and you cuddle into his chest. He loves to show you he loves you in the little things, because he knows that that is what truly matters.

Scott Lang:

Scott is kind of childish in his PDA (like most other things). Think high school boy with his first girlfriend. Heated kisses and some light frisking no matter where you are or who’s watching. His arm’s always around your shoulder to make sure people know you’re his and so he can keep you close. It often makes you roll your eyes because you know he can be sweet and sensitive, but he keeps that to closed doors. He would prefer to make you blush when people find you straddling his lap, or make you laugh when Tony has to loudly clear his throat for the third time because you’re making out in front of his lab… again. It’s what makes Scott, Scott.

T’Challa:

T’Challa is a reserved man. He prefers to keep his private matters private, and that includes you guys’ relationship. So while you guys are out and about the most the paps will ever catch is hand holding or a guiding hand to the small of your back. But that isn’t the full story. Anyone working inside the palace or Avengers HQ will tell you that you two always have skin to skin, but more like lip to lip, contact. The servants and fellow Avengers have seen it all. From T’Challa randomly pushing you up against a wall to “suck your face off”, to him pulling you in for a close dance as he presses his forehead against yours and looks into your eyes as he hums your favorite song to you. T’Challa is a reserved and private man, but still a man who is deeply and madly in love. 

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Again I’m so sorry guys! I hope this is okay! I didn’t have time to edit because I’m just trying to get it out there for you guys, but I hope you enjoy it! I had a lot of fun writing it! (Also there are over 2000 of you?! WHAT?! Love you all dearly!)

Sebastian Stan in bed

(a/n: also NSFW! this and a few more Drabbles will be coming tonight. If you requested an imagine, it is being edited now and will be up very soon! Thank you for the wonderful ideas! xoxo)


- territorial.
- he’s actually so mesmerized by you.
- LOTS of hickeys.
- praise kink™
- sp a n k i n g
- “aw, c'mon angel? You look so fucking good with hickeys!? what’s it gonna hurt?”
- “Sebastian, babe, people will see them.”
- “so? You’re my baby.”
- laying in bed and listening to music. his head is in your lap, watching you mouth the words jokingly. after a moment he’d just snap up and push you into the bed, landing his spot on top of you.
- “you’re so fucking hot.” whispered against your lips.
- he loves seeing you show off. you’re amazing and he wants everyone to know.
- S E X T I N G
- he’s busy a lot so you gotta do it somehow.
- he’s definitely a “send nudes?” kinda guy.
- he likes fucking you real slow and hard, milking every sound he can get out of you.
- he likes to experiment here and there.
- being tied up is fun but sometimes he can’t take it.
- he’s developed a kink for your tongue probably.
- okay but people say if you’re only having sex with one person for the rest of your life, you’ll get bored. NOT. TRUE.
- Sebastian loves lovemaking.
- he’s big on oral.
- mainly giving it.
- comments “you look like a snack” on ur instagram posts only to eat u out later that night.
- facials prolly.
- dirty talk
- “hey, angel. lemme hear that voice, huh? what do you want from me? what do you want?”
- aftercare.
- HE ALWAYS COMMENTS ON YOUR AFTERGLOW
- enjoys when you have a little trouble getting around the next day. Don’t worry, he helps you. That’s part of why he loves it. Getting to take care of you.
- he’s really into slow intimate touch
- but he does let a more animalistic side take over, especially after a long evening of teasing while you’re out at dinner.
- jk
- ur dinner

i guess i just remembered this story from the DEH stage door so Michael Park was the first person to come out and i was so fucking starstruck like holy shit thats Michael Park and when he gets to me hes super friendly and so incredibly sweet just taking his time to talk and sign things and so i say to him “i have to say i think you are the funniest member of this cast” and i explained that he was just so uplifting and funny in interviews and stuff and first he said “well when this is your job you can never take yourself too seriously” which is honestly great advice and then a little louder he says “hey make sure to tell Will Roland you think im the funniest when he comes around” and i swear i hear from all the way down the stage door line in a very tiny Will Roland voice “michael i swear to god” 

husband highs — tom h.

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author’s note: GUYS IM SCREAMING because i hit 1k and wow i just wanted to thank you guys by posting something. i love YOU THANK YOU FOR READING MY STUFF and since i never leave a link to my masterlist i thought i should this time so here it is.  → masterlist


  • tom would be the most extra fiance ever like he wouldn’t ever not talk about how he’s engaged to the most beautiful girl ever
  • LOL WHO AM I KIDDING HE’D SAY YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED
  • especially in interviews like he’d be on press tour to promote his movie and the interviewer would slip in a congratulatory and tom would be like
    • “thank you, thank you so much, really. i’m happy, my wife is amazing”
  • and the interviewer would be like tf i thought this kid was engaged
    • “it says here you announced your engagement yester-”
    • “WE’RE MARRIED”
  • and you’d always tell tom that he couldn’t go around telling people you two were married when you two JUST GOT ENGAGED
  • it was sending mixed signals everywhere
  • especially since tom liked to wear a ring on his wedding finger
  • he’d just wanted everyone to know that he was taken because if you had a ring showing the entire world that you were his, why couldn’t he have one to show off he was yours???
  • it was the cutest thing ever and it never failed to make you smile whenever you saw his hand 
  • anyways since he had to finish filming a movie and do a press tour you guys decided that your wedding would be after he finished both
  • that’s probably one of the reasons he couldn’t shut up about you to everyone because he was SO EXCITED
  • while he was away he’d always facetime you
  • sometimes he’d be so hyper
    • “HI MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL GUESS WHAT TODAY IS??
    • “it’s the second-”
    • “THAT’S RIGHT WE GET MARRIED IN 184 DAYS”

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NCT Shrek AU

I was requested to do this and YOU BETTER FUCKING BET IMMA DO IT. Enjoy~

Taeil: Merlin (confused old man)

Hansol: Prince Charming (good looking but doesn’t get the attention he wants)

Johnny: The Giant Gingerbread Man (tall)

Taeyong: The Fairy Godmother (Incharge of a lot of things and her son stresses her out)

Yuta: Lord Farquaad (flirtatious and likes to impress the people)

Kun: Queen Lillian (seems very sensible but will kick your ass without a thought)

Doyoung: Pinocchio (WILL EXPOSE YOU)

Ten: Gwen (that attitude is unreal and very pretty)

Jaehyun: Shrek (meme)

WinWin: Puss’n’boots (is very cute but will manipulate and mess you’re shit up)

Jungwoo: Princess Fiona (very pretty but will  probably mess you up when threatened)

Yukhei: That One Guy (we barely see him but he is amazing)

Mark: Arthur Pendragon (good looking, very awkward and the biggest loser)

Renjun: King Harold (seemed nice at first but has dark secrets we don’t know and at the end of the day just wishes the best)

Jeno: Doris (kinda manly and loved by everyone or else you’re dead)

Donghyuck: Donkey (will roast you to hell and clingy but one of the most loved)

Jaemin: Dragon ( we didn’t see them a lot but was amazing and strong and fabulous)

Chenle: Snow White (Has a nice voice, savage as hell and will SCREAM ILL YOUR EARS BLEED)

Jisung: Gingy (smol, will roast you to your grave and as sweet as sugar)

I have so much regret but at the same time I feel like I have completed my purpose in life. @haechannie @nct-would

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGCHEOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR AMAZING LEADER, CHOI SEUNGCHEOL!

Our leader is extremely sexy

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But also cute

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and handsome

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He is talented at rapping, dancing and singing!

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But beyond that he is also an extremely beautiful human being. He is always extremely kind and thoughtful of his fans, Carats, making sure everyone know how much he appreciates and loves Carats 

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And he is always so considerate of his members, taking care of all of them, being a playful hung but also a strong leader when he needs to be.

Originally posted by scoupstv

It must be very tough looking ager all these people, making sure that everyone is listened to and taken care of. After all, as a leader,Seungcheol is bound to taie the blame even for the mistake of other(not to say that the ones at fault won’t get any blame) because he will always be told ‘ well, you are the leader. Why did you let this happen). In fact, he would also have to be a villain sometimes and be strict for the well bing of his members.

Originally posted by rbh-sbl

However, aside from that he takes care of them, pays for them at times and makes sure the members can discuss things. He clearly loves his dongsaengs very, very much

Originally posted by gong-yoo

No matter the age and no matter the country of origin, race or training period.

Originally posted by uhilikechicken

And even if there is a slight problem between him and a member (such as the awkwardness in during the 17 project between him and Woozi), he learnt ho to handle such situations and mediate them.

Originally posted by euphoniouswoozi

Seungcheol has had a lot of burden since debut and that just increased 12fold after he became Seventeen’s leader. Yet he stays as strong as he  can and keeps leading the members, especially with the help of Woozi and Hoshi, the vocal team and performance teams, respectively.

Originally posted by soon-kwan

And yet he, and the rest of seventeen, remain so humble!

Originally posted by exxtramint

Its amazing hoe he remained such a wonderful person from pre debut

Originally posted by dearhoshi

to now

Originally posted by lil-coups

But its also amazing how much he grew and how much he is still growing!

So happy birthday Seungcheol!

I hope he stays healthy and gets a time to relax, whether it is with the members and family.

I hope he knows how much we CARATS love and appreciate him and how we wonder what in the world did we do to be able to witness the growth, music and artistism of him and the members.

I hope he gets all the love and appreciation in the world because he truly deserves nothing but the best!

And of course, I hope that there are people who are helping him share the burden(which I believe there are).

Lets continue to love Seungcheol and show him that is is not him that can’t prove his love for us but us, because of how overwhelmed we are with love and admiration for him.

Happy Birthday Seungcheol!

Thank you for reading!

(i can’t not use this gif)

Originally posted by biasfeelz

BUT what if Dex and Nursey kinda fall out of touch after they graduate. Sure, they’re still in the SMH group chat, but life gets busy and group chats aren’t for individual relationships, they’re for groups.

And maybe Dex gets drafted and Nurse was surprised to hear that he was even thinking about going pro because Dex was just so smart and really into programming. Sure, he’s one of the best players Nurse has ever played with, but he just never considered that he’d go pro. 

And Dex has to roll his eyes because of course he’d enter the draft if there was a chance at millions of dollars. He grew up working for scraps, he wants to have the best life possible, he wants to be worth something.

So Dex and Chowder are both in the NHL, Chowder with the Sharks (he’s so excited) and Dex with Blackhawks. Nursey coulda probably gotten drafted too, but he honestly just wanted a chill life where he doesn’t have to wake up at 5 am for morning lift and always on the ice. He loves hockey, he doesn’t want to do it for a living and end up driving himself to hate it. 

A couple years pass, Nursey gets published, Chowder is an all-star, Dex is really good, he holds his own and gets a lot of time in the box, he still likes to fight. He’s one of the most feared enforcers in the NHL after only two seasons. 

Then the invite comes in the mail for Bitty and Jack’s wedding.

Neither Dex nor Nursey is worried about it, it’ll be just like old times and they’re actually excited to see everyone again. Dex hasn’t really seen anyone from Samwell except when he plays Jack or Chowder or Whiskey who ended up going pro after one three years in college. 

The group chat is 🔥  for the first time in forever. Chipping Shitty saying he has to wear pants, reminding Rans and Holster that there won’t be a keg, asking Lardo to please not steal any of the silverware for her latest art project. It’s really nostalgic for everyone and they’re ready for the reception because it’s Eric fucking Bittle putting it on and it’s going to be amazing.  

Then Nursey sees Dex and Christ, he got bigger. His arms and shoulders are to die for and don’t get him started on this thighs. He looks like he could bench more than Nurse’s body weight and now he’s thinking about Dex holding him. 

He knew in theory that Dex would be in great shape, he’s followed Dex’s career enough to know that he’s really good. But he still saw Dex as the guy he played with for four years, as the guy he lived with, as they guy he made a habit of annoying as often as possible.

It’s not like Nurse didn’t keep up with his fitness, but he’s more of a runner and yogi now. He doesn’t have to have the extra muscle to check a guy into the boards and protect the puck, he’s cool with being 6′2″, 200 pounds, but Dex looks like he’s 6′2″ 230 of pure muscle. 

And Dex is dying a little (a lot) because Nurse looks good, like really good. His eyes are softer somehow and he has a beard, a fucking beard. He’s got laugh lines around his eyes and doesn’t look as ‘chill’ as he used to. He looks so real. 

Which isn’t great for Dex, because he always thought Nurse was attractive, but this is next level. It’s like he left Samwell and finally let his guard down. 

Both of them manage to be super awkward, Dex going for a handshake and Nurse going for a hug, and then they start fighting after about 3 seconds because it’s them.

But after a few minutes it falls back into easy chirping and conversation. Nursey tells Dex about his newest book, Dex tells Nursey about the potential for him to get traded in the off season, it’s comfortable, like coming home.

Until finally Nurse blurts out, “We were the same size at Samwell and now you have melons for arms and could probably crush me with your thighs, what the fuck.”

Dex just shrugs and smirks, “It’s chill, Nurse.”

They end up making out in a closet because Nursey can’t wait to get his hands on Dex’s ass. It’s as amazing as he thought it would be. 

Ransom and Holster find them and take pictures before running off to tell everyone that Dex and Nursey finally resolved the sexual tension. They end up using one of the pictures at their own wedding three years later. 

Losers Club getting high headcanons: 

(There’s some polyam stuff going on here)
(Tag list: @larrie-or-die@saltofcrows


- They’re out of highschool by the time they all get the chance to actually do this together. Richie and Bev have gotten a little stoned together before, and Richie definitely does it by himself, Bill’s done it with Richie a couple times too, but as far as everyone else goes, it’s just never happened before.

- Bev bought the weed, but since everyone helped pay, there’s a lot. 

- They go to Bill’s apartment. (He worked super hard for it. It’s not very big, but it’s cozy and it’s his and he’s proud.)

- Richie brought his big ass, rainbow, glass pipe and shows everyone how to use it. 

- Eddie’s hands shake really hard when he inhales. 

- Bev shotguns Ben. She also blows smoke rings and teaches Eddie how to do it. 

-Richie thinks that Eddie blowing smoke rings is the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

- Mike is REALLY good at maintaining, and off the bat he’s just so relaxed and serine, just nice, warm, and fuzzy. He can still hold a conversation without any hindrances.

- Ben is definitely that guy who’s like ‘I don’t feel anything,’ so smokes way too much, and when it does kick in, he’s SHOOK.

- With Bill’s permission, he builds a HUGE blanket fort, and everyone piles in. He’s like ‘Beverly, I made this for you, my queen,’ and she almost cries.

-Bev just wants to fucking watch cartoons. She talks to Eddie about superheroes. 

- Ben, Bev, and Mike start talking about conspiracy theories, the meaning of life, cryptids, and, like, every weird thing Ben and Mike have ever read about, and Ben’s SO into it.

- Stan hates the feeling at first. It’s uncomfortable, he’s paranoid, and frustrated.

- Mike helps to relax him, keeping him level and reassuring him that everything’s okay

- Eventually Stan settles and just starts giggling uncontrollably. It’s almost out of nowhere. 

- Bill is SO hungry. He grabs almost everything out of his kitchen and brings it into the fort like a dragon with a food hoard. 

- Richie rests his head in Eddie’s lap and Eddie plays with his hair. Richie is in heaven. 

- Eddie’s gushing over Bill, like ‘you’re so awesome, Bill, you’re so gorgeous, I need you to know how much you mean to me, look at me- seriously, I adore you, Big Bill’

- And Bill, still eating, is like ‘Eddie, I don’t know what I would do without you, you’re so smart, you’re my best friend, I want to carry you around like you’re a baby koala bear literally every moment of the rest of our lives.’ 

- And Richie’s like ‘Get a room. but invite me into it because you’re both so cute i can’t stand it.’ 

- Bill and Eddie both start coddling Richie and lavishing him with praise, and Richie’s just lying there, eating Bill’s chips in silence for once, beaming super wide, like fuck yea 

- Stan turns on music and starts singing. He serenades Beverly, (Rio, Duran Duran) then Eddie, (Come on Eileen, Dexys Midnight Runners) and then gets about half-way through Pour Some Sugar On Me (Def Leppard) before Mike’s like “Hey, Stan, put your shirt back on’ because it didn’t look like he had planned to stop stripping.

- Eddie’s so enamored by Stan’s singing, like, everything is 100x more fascinating to him when he’s high, but he has a LOT of trouble focusing on more than one thing at once and is like “yeah…what?” every five seconds.

- Bill and Richie are Kings of the Munchies. “Bill… You know what would be amazing with this ice cream?”
“What???”
“Oyster crackers.” 
“I’ll drive.” 
Everyone else: “NO”

- Richie’s mostly quiet and in his own little world, but when he does say something, it’s completely off the wall, and he acts like it’s of the utmost importance that everyone pay attention. 
“…… guys, gUYS, You know what I think? We’re all caterpillars. We’re still like. Baby caterpillars you know? BEN. You’re a caterpillar.”
“Why?”
Stan laughs so hard he almost pisses himself, and just screams something to the effect of “METAMORPHOSIS, MOTHERFUCKER.”
and Richie’s like “… pretty much.”

- Richie and Bill fight over the last snack-cake. Eddie takes it, splits it in half, and then hands a piece to each of them. Bill’s like “EDDIE, YOU’RE A GENIUS,”
Richie’s like “Eddie, you’re the love of my life,”
And Eddie’s like “Thanks, can I have a bite?” and they both, like shove each half into his mouth. 

- Richie drags Eddie into the kitchen to get more food, but after ten minutes, Bill’s decides that he has to go check on them. When he doesn’t come back, Stan gets really fidgety and runs in after them. 

- Stan does not come back. 

- Bev: “Should we see if they’re okay?”
Mike: “I got it.” He gets up and peeks into the kitchen for half a second before returning to his position in the floor, completely silent, but not at all shocked or disturbed. 
Ben: “Um…?”
Mike: “They’re making out.” 
Bev: “Who?”
Mike: “Yes.”