he's actually a pretty cool guy

chaotic--cosmos  asked:

Please talk about the mummy returns

pristinepastel said: Hey, i know you like the first mummy, but what about the mummy returns?

I HAVE RETURNED…after like a day. 

but what the people want, the people get!

RIGHT SO THE MUMMY RETURNS!

aka the only sequel that is 1000% just as good as the first one. like holy shit. 

ten years later and we meet our heroes again. rick and evie are happily married, going on adventures, and evie’s dream of becoming a respected scholar has come true and they’ve made a tiny human! 

the only unrealistic part being that they only had one kid, i mean they are still all over each other ten years later and you’re telling me they only had ONE kid.

okay. sure jan. 

but boy o’ boy is that one kid awesome! 

alex o’connell. this kid is literally:

  • 50% evie super-klutz-genius. 
  • 50% rick screams-at-things-that-are-illogical-to-scream-at. 
  • 50% uncle jonathan’s sheer dumb luck and wit. 
  • 10% i’m really bad at math. 

you get the point. HE’S GREAT. also the actor passed on harry potter because, JUST LIKE ME, the mummy 1999 was his favorite movie and he just HAD to be in the sequel. alex is just such a smart-ass little shit. that much like his mother, accidentally brings about the apocalypse by opening something he shouldn’t have:

Originally posted by rafikecoyote

ARDETH BAY TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. he has a much bigger role in this one. GOD BLESS. (because he was supposed to die in the first one, but test audiences loved him as much as we do, so they kept his fine ass around) he still looks prettier than everyone and is still so done with white people once again. 

*after almost being killed on he bus* “this was my first bus ride.”
*after realizing they’re gonna make him fly again* “why can’t you people ever keep your feet on the ground?”

he’s just such an awesome A+ friend goals, because while he probably needs to go be with other medjai to prepare for battle against anubis’ army (yikes), he stays with the fam to rescue alex. it wasn’t even much of a thought for him really, rick and evie just batted their eyelashes and he was like: *sighs* “these white people are always messing my shit up, but they are my white people.”

Originally posted by lestatscherie

jonathan: still beautifully the same as ever. witty, clever, and would do anything for his family. 

“be quiet alex! if there’s going to be any hysterics, they’ll come from me!”

“if you see anyone come running out screaming, it’s just me.”

when he boasts about being a good shot and ardeth is internally like “i’m gonna die.” THEN HE SAVES ARDETH. hell yeah.

Originally posted by aurhireactions

rick: he’s still screaming at things. BUT IN DAD MODE. he’s the ultimate dad.

“you, lighten up. you, big trouble. you, get in the car.”
*sweetly* “honey, what are you doing, these guys don’t use doors.”
“knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you’re about to do to him, but this is my house and i have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.”

Originally posted by lmhotep

evie: still a super-klutz nerd, but with C O N F I D E N C E. little baby librarian is now a honey badger of ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK! and also a re-incarnated princess

“no harm ever came from opening a chest.”

rick: “i swear that kid gets more and more like you every day.”
evelyn: “you mean more attractive, sweet and devilishly charming?”

Originally posted by a-ripley

we meet izzy, another one of rick’s ex boyfriends, who is a much more reliable mode of transportation than previously mentioned murder buses. 

imhotep: still emo. still wants to make out with his gf.

anck su namun/meela: hella good villain. she bomb af and 100% wants to take over the world. amazing. she actually has like a really cool role this time too!!! like so much screen time. 

Originally posted by marimoody

the rock…i mean the scorpion king, he’s another emo villain with goofy cgi rendering and like 4 million terrible made-for-TV spin off movies that you are lying if you haven’t watched at least one of them and felt that utter disappointment. but who cares the rock is pretty. and this was his first acting role and the reason we have him where he is today. 

thank you mummy returns for giving the world actor rock johnson #blessed

Originally posted by charmander-ann

THE ROMANCE AGAIN:

normal action movie sequel romance: same guy. different girl. repeat of first movie’s romance. hehehehhehehehhEHEHEHEHHEHH. 

not here bitch. 

rick and evie’s love has only grown stronger. they still bicker like old ladies at bingo night. the still look at each other like they hung the moon. they’re still disgusting jonathan because they CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES. one kid my ass. they still support each other and protect each other like crazy. they love each other so much and it’s so healthy and pure and there is some good in this world mr. frodo.

Originally posted by yocalio

the bottom line here is. what’s the point of watching the mummy 1999 if you aren’t going to watch the mummy returns immediately after?

JUST DO IT.

Originally posted by mummymovies

Overhead while walking to the parking lot, on campus: an actual real-life college-student + sugar daddy AU in the making:

Male College Student: so I think my roommate’s older brother is, like, hitting on me.

Female College Student: really??

Male Student: yeah, well…like, he’s like helping us out with rent and stuff? And he, like, wants to hang out a lot…like, even with just me, like, Roommate isn’t even there…and then he bought Roommate’s books for next semester, except he asked if I wanted to come to the bookstore, and then he bought my books. Like, I didn’t let him buy all of them ‘cause I felt weird. But then he bought me dinner. So, like…

Female Student: (half-joking) is he hot?

Male Student: uhhh…I guess? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I dunno.

Female Student: wait, though, is this like a creepy thing? Is he creepy?

Male Student: no! No, dude, he’s not like–like he’s actually a pretty cool guy, like he’s paying for Roommate to go to college and helping us out, and he’s all smart, like he’s a lawyer and shit, and he’s, like, chill, y'know, and–

Female Student: oh my god you like, LIKE him.

Male Student: (loudly enough that heads turn) I’M NOT GAY.

Female Student: you totally like him!

Male Student: BUT I’M NOT GAY.

Female Student: you’re, like, gay FOR HIM.

Male Student: (stops walking) BUT–FUCK.

Female Student: you could, like, be dating a lawyer!

…at which point, because they’d stopped walking, I had to maneuver around them and pretend I’d not been eavesdropping, and find my car.

We may never know the outcome, but I like to think that Sudden Epiphany College Student and Roommate’s Hot Lawyer Older Brother are now happily dating. (I also wonder what Roommate thinks of this–as a friend I imagine he is pleased–and whether he was secretly hoping for this outcome.)

Anyway, though: imagine your OTP. :D

{Special} College!AU Johnny
  • major: film & television 
  • minor: business 
  • clubs: rather than clubs, johnny always has some part in other classmates movies/set productions so,,,he has no time for clubs LOL
  • sports: was humbly signed up for track and field by ten but the only good thing about his long legs is jumping over hurdles,,,otherwise he’s slower than a turtle much to everyone’s surprise 
  • goes through what his friends call “phases” every other week,,,,,and it usually has to do with whatever project he’s most immersed in
  • and that means one week,,,,when he was helping out the french exchange students he walked around campus in a beret and refused to eat bagels - only croissants. then he was working on an action scene and signed up for martial arts on the the quad,,,,,,or that one time they were trying to do a historical bit and johnny almost bought a hanbok on amazon for fifty bucks and taeyong had to physically remove the laptop from his dorm in order to stop him
  • no one is surprised that he’s a film major,,,,,tbh he’s always been creative and outspoken so the industry fits him
  • the shocking part is his minor,,,,because is business really something???? johnny has any interest in
  • and johnny always dramatically puts his hand over his forehead and is like “in THIS day and age all that matters is MONEY no one cares for the ART-”
  • everyone is like ok we get it but johnny just siGHS like the whole world is over and slumps in his chair and is like i know ill never make it,,,,,,,ill have to be a slave to the system a COG in the machine another worker bee - but wait did i tell you guys about this GREAT idea i had last night for a movie so basically the main character is a zombie alien and-
  • talks a mile a minute,,,,,seriously even when his opinion or comment is unneeded,,,, but he’s trying his best and he’s always trying to lift the mood and make people more confident
  • like he IS the person in the friend group whose there for anyone when they need him,,,,, is the person who makes ten smile when he’s down, helps cheer up doyoung about the future,,,,, and even gets taeil out of the dumps (which is a rarity, but,,,,,,,wow is it harD to cheer him up - tbh only johnny is capable)
  • tells people to have a super-duper fantastic great day after seeing them in the coffee shop,,,,,and the person will be like do i//?? even know him??? probably not but johnny is trying to spread that positivity
  • and it works !!! because when he’s smiling and laughing he looks so soft and approachable 
  • but at the same time,,,,when he’s really working on a scene or on a plan for filming,,,, he adopts an entirely different aura 
  • ten calls it the ‘youngho effect’ meaning that silly johnny is gone and now it’s down-to-business youngho and during finals week,,,,,,is when it’s the WORST
  • like people don’t even recognize him and thats hard considering his fashion and height stand out ,,,, but seriously the stern, concentrated look on his face makes his whole appearance seem different
  • yuta is always like “youngho is sexy and johnny is cute” and johnny is just like ?????? are you- flirting with me??? or are you just commenting and yuta is like ;) it’s hard to tell i know but no im just saying my dude
  • johnny is also super charitable ,,,, like find him helping every last single person in his studio effects class or dramatic writing
  • which is why he barely gets sleep because he’ll be up with a group of writers or on film location for work that isn’t EVEN HIS but,,,, he really likes film and he really likes seeing and testing out new things so his ability to say no is down the drain
  • unless it’s doyoung asking for extra change to get coffee then johnny is like lol no jokes jokes
  • oh also him and ten are practically inseparable and they sometimes do what taeyong refers to as “comedy acting” on the quad which is really just them arguing over something dumb like is trump REALLY an overgrown cheeto but also everyone on campus loves it
  • minus their ACTUAL friends who are like can you two please be quiet for like a minute and ten and johnny are both like excuse me no and taeil is like rip my ears
  • but they’re best buddies,,,,,,,it’s very adorable 
  • ten’s dad even calls johnny to ask if ten is doing well in uni and johnny always try to make something up before ten steals the phone and has to explain in rushed thai that NO he didn’t get a tattoo on his forehead
  • accidentally got confused for being a part of the uni mens volleyball team because of his height
  • misses chicago and has pictures up of it and his family in his dorm and everyone is like wow johnny you’re such a sentimental guy but like LMAO HE REALLY IS HE CRIED DURING THE LION KING anyway
  • you’re not a film student at all,,,,,you’re actually pretty camera shy and so you think watching movies is cool and all but you’d like,,,,,,never dream of being an actor or something like that
  • which is ok because your major has nothing to do with that line of work and your part-time job is as a dog walker in the city on weekends
  • and one weekend you’re doing your job,,,,,the last dog you’re walking for the day is a cute corgi named mr. squiggles 
  • when suddenly someone taps you on the shoulder and to your shock you turn around and see ???? johnny
  • who you know just because a friend of yours is in a class with him and he’s kinda hard to miss ,,,,,,, he’s basically a walking skyscraper 
  • but you’re like “oh h-hi?” assuming he might have recognized you from uni but johnny isn’t looking at you
  • he’s looking at mr. squiggles and then at you and going 
  • “you two would be perfect for my project! have you ever wanted to do acting???”
  • for a second you think you might just be making this up in your mind but you blink a couple of times and johnny is STILL standing in front of you
  • looking more excited than mr. squiggles whose small stubby legs are pawing at johnny’s jeans and asking for him to bend down and pet him
  • and you’re like “uh,,,,,,n-no?”
  • johnny does bend down,,,,giving the corgi a couple of pats on the head only to look up at you again and go “but i think this dog has!!!! do you think you could be in my film?”
  • johnny’s eyes turn up as he smiles,,,looking at you almost expectingly,,,,,
  • until you scoop up mr. squiggles in your hands and shake your head explaining that for one,,,,,the dog isn’t yours,,,,,,this is your job and two,,,,,being filmed is a bit-
  • johnny’s smile drops into a childish pout and he reaches out to scratch the pups ear going “but you guys are perfect for the scene,,,,,and it’ll be short!!!! can you ask his owner??”
  • and you wanna be like excuse me i gotta go im getting a call but then u know,,, johnny goes to uni with you so maybe not making a fool of yourself is the right call so you just shrug and mumble that you’ll ask 
  • johnny’s grin returns and he quickly takes something out of his back pocket,,,,,which you realize is a scrap of notebook paper with a number scrawled on it
  • and he’s like i make this in case i find people on the street i want to cast,,,,,text me if the owner says yes!!! ill keep the spot open for you and -
  • he motions to mr.squiggles in your hands and you go “oh his name is mr. squiggles” and johnny bursts into cheerful laughter like “that’s PERFECT!! ill be waiting for your message”
  • and with that he’s off,,,,,you left holding the dog and the paper with his number and thinking to yourself that,,,,maybe johnny will just,,,,,,,,,,forget?
  • i mean he probably doesnt even know you go to the same uni,,,,,you reason as you put mr.squiggles down and go back to your walk
  • ,,,,,,out of curiosity though when you return him to his owners you ask ,,,,, would they let him be in a movie some time and the owner claps their hands together and is like ofc!!!! mr.squiggles is a born STAR!!!!! why is a friend of yours looking -
  • and you’re like nope no im just asking see you next saturday
  • come monday you’ve basically forgot about the whole thing,,,convinced johnny is popular enough to find other people to act for him
  • when you’re waiting in line to get coffee at the cafe and someone goes “hey!!!! what did mr.squiggle’s parents say?”
  • and it’s,,,,loud so everyone turns to look at you because mr.squiggles-?
  • and you’re like,,,what who??? only to see johnny standing behind you in line and you’re like oh myGOD
  • and he’s like “i knew id seen you before!!! cool that we go to the same school, so can you guys do it-?”
  • and you’re like “o,,,oh they said n-no so im sorry but-”
  • johnny clicks his tongue but waves his hand and is like nO SWEAT we can find another dog you walk dogs right????? do you think anyone else would be cool with it??
  • and you’re like dogs? what are dogs? idk any dogs? ahahahah
  • but johnny is like you told me you walk dogs,,,,,right??? im sure someone is ok with having their pup on screen plus it’s for a class so really-
  • your turn to order comes up and you quickly spout it out just to be like “oh, im sorry i have to go-” to johnny
  • rushing over to the pick up counter and thankfully,,,,a small black coffee is fast to make,,,,so you grab it and johnny makes a point to try and call out to you but you’re like class!!!! gtg!!!!
  • and with that you’re gone,,,,,looking solemnly down at the coffee in your hand and crinkling your nose because the last time you drank coffee was the last time you had a math final in high school
  • but also,,,,,why did johnny have to remember??? why did you have to bump into him???? what kind of weird coincidence???
  • but also you’re sure you’re off the hook this time,,,,like you told him mr.squiggles was unavailable and it wasnt like your classes ever clashed with film majors so you were home free
  • but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • you weren’t
  • a couple of days later johnny saw you in the library,,, asking again if you were up for the part
  • unenthusiastically you explained that all the dog owners said no so,,,,,,and johnny said it was fine again that he knew some people with dogs so-
  • but you ducked out of there again saying you had a study group to meet up with
  • another time you were on the quad and johnny sat down next to you,,,,asking how you were and if you weren’t busy to talk
  • once again you checked your phone and pretended to take a call
  • and honestly,,,,,,you don’t know WHY you can’t just tell him you can’t act- or more like you don’t want to act
  • because you’re convinced he can find someone else so easily that the pursuant asking you ,,,,, you just didn’t get it
  • not until you overhear a couple of people talking about how they’ve never seen johnny hold out for this long,,,,,usually he’s the first one to start filming ,,,,, but something is taking him so long this time
  • and with a slightly guilty conscious you take out your phone,,,the paper with johnny’s number is still tucked in your wallet and you fish it out too,,,inputting it and typing out a text
  • ‘im sorry ive avoided you about this, but im not a,,,,,,,im not an actor. i dont want to mess up your movie so i hope someone else can be the better fit’.
  • you send it,,,,,hoping you weren’t being to blunt but an hour later your phone lights up and johnny’s reply is ‘that’s ok! im sorry for bothering you, it was really uncool of me to keep chasing you - i didn’t know you were uncomfortable and i was being a douche. tell mr.sqiggles i still think he’s a star in the making!’
  • smiling down at the cute response and the line of dog emojis and stars you go back to your homework,,,,,but it’s a little hard because,,,,,,why’s johnny so much cuter to you all of a sudden
  • a couple of weeks go by and you stumble across what looks like a film set near the dog park you frequent on your job
  • and your entire pack starts tugging on their leashes in excitement and barking because of all the new people and cool looking cameras and you’re like “guys!!! calm down” 
  • and you notice someone turn around and it’s johnny??? he waves at you and you’re like “he-hey?? are you filming here??” and johnny nods and is like “it’s a little film im doing about a dog and their owner and they can like,,,,,,,talk to each other and the dog gossips about other dogs it’s kind of a comedy??? romance i guess”
  • and you’re like oo a romance featuring cute dogs cant go wrong with that and johnny is like exactly,,,,101 dalmatians,,,,,airbud - not romantic but dogs so
  • you giggle and you’re like well!! ill try to keep the kids from barking too much but!!
  • johnny grins and squats down,,, mr.squiggles running toward him like johnny’s been his owner for yEARS and licking his face and johnny is like it’s still a shame i couldn’t cast this lil guy
  • you smile,,,and johnny says he’s going to be filming for a bit but that it was nice talking
  • and you know,,, you go to the dog park and play a bit not noticing johnny whose struggling with the actors on set and some of the crew and usually johnny is really good with people 
  • but the way the lead isn’t getting along with the dog is stressing him out and at some point johnny is like “it’s fine, ill scrape this idea” and someone mentions that the deadline to hand it in is three days away and johnny is like “it doesn’t matter, i don’t think it’s going to work out and im not giving unfinished garbage to the professor.”
  • you look up seeing that most of the people are gone except for johnny and you pick up mr.squiggles and go over to him and you’re like “you look down,,,,,so i brought this guy to maybe help you smile?” 
  • johnny looks up from his head in his hands and gives a sad chuckle that you’ve never seen from him and you’re like whats wrong
  • and he’s like “i think,,,,im not going to be able to finish this.” and you’re like why not??? you had people here and stuff and he’s like sometimes things don’t work out
  • and you’re like do you have time?? and johnny mumbles that three days isn’t enough, even if the whole thing is fifteen minutes long
  • you see the defeat in his eyes,,,,which is hard to imagine since this is the johnny that never seems to give up
  • so with a tiny swallow you go “i,,,,,,,,,ill help. mr. squiggles too.”
  • johnny raise an eyebrow and shakes his head,,,,,saying that he can’t force you to help him, that’d be fucked up of him and you’re like you’re not!!!! consider it a change of heart
  • johnny motions to mr.squiggles and goes “didn’t their owners refuse-?” and you’re like “hahahah abOUT THAT,,,,,anyway what do we have to do??”
  • johnny explains the jist of the plot,,,,,you and mr.squiggles can understand each other and talk about the other dogs but you meet another owner who can speak to his dog too and you,,,,,basically fall in love
  • and you’re like giggling because ok,,,, a bit corny but u like it
  • and you’re like whose going to play the love interest?? and johnny looks around and is like i,,,, think im gonna have to do it because all the other footage is unusable. the dog tried to pee on the leads so -
  • and you’re like oh my gosh,,, well ok,,,,,,let’s try
  • to your surprise you’re not AS nervous in front of the camera as you thought
  • maybe because holding mr. squiggles calms you down or maybe it’s the way johnny is patient and encouraging 
  • but when all your individual cuts are done johnny is like “ok we have on thing left, where we meet and,,,,,well,,,,,,,mr. squiggles is supposed to tell you to ask me out” and you’re like oh,,, Oh,,, ok ,,,, well,, ahem
  • and johnny sets the camera to record and rushes over to sit beside you on the bench,,,pretending to look over at the other side of the park
  • and you’re like “oh,,,,shh ,,,, shh what? h- he isn’t cute???? i- what??? you want me to ask for his number???”
  • johnny turns around,,,putting his arm over the bench and going “are you talking to your dog?” and you jump a little almost forgetting the line and you’re like 
  • “i,,,,im not,,,,,” and johnny, effortlessly slides closer to you on the bench and is like “well, whoever told you to ask for my number is right - do you want it?”
  • feeling your cheeks glow red you nod and johnny is supposed to lean in closer but you’re kinda like !!! so you lift mr. squiggles up and he licks at johnny’s face and ,,,, after a moment you’re like im sorry!!!!! that wasn’t in the script
  • but johnny bursts into laughter and is like you know what,,,i think it’s a great ending shot 
  • you realize you’re close to having to drop the pups off so you gather mr. squiggles and tell johnny it was,,,,fun and that you hope he gets a good grade
  • johnny seems to want to say something,,, but you’re like im not avoiding you this time - i actually really need to go
  • and as you’re running back to get the rest of the dogs you hear him call out your name and he’s like “let me repay you with dinner sometime???” and you’re like “sounds good!!!”
  • after getting back to campus from work, you drop your things off in your dorm and you check your phone to see a text from johnny
  • ‘are you free tomorrow night?’ you smile,,,,thinking for a second and your roommate is like why do you look so happy - is it a date????? and you’re like WHAT,,,,,,NO,,,,,,,SHUTUP
  • but you say you are and the next night you meet up with johnny off campus and he’s telling you about this restaurant a friend of his opened and then you notice it,,,, the slight darkness under his eyes and you’re like johnny did you sleep??
  • and he’s like oh no i stayed up editing,,,, also this afternoon i had to help hyungsik with his shooting so 
  • and you’re like oh my god go home and sleep but he’s like no!! i gotta take you out and pay you for your help,,,,,and since i don’t have actual money please consider this food as payment
  • and you’re like shdlfkjds johnny and he’s like it’s good food,,,,,so???
  • even though he’s obviously tired,,, johnny still manages to keep up an exciting conversation and you try to get him to split the bill but he’s like nooooooo i am a respectful chicago gentleman 
  • and ur like ,,, does a respectful chicago gentleman try to mimic a parrot in a resturant and he’s like i see your point but let me live?
  • and johnny is ,,,, someone you never thought you’d hang out with one on one just because he’s bright and attracts attention 
  • and he’s a silly, handsome guy??? like???? getting near him seems like a feat but here you are,,, after diner walking to the arcade and johnny winning you a stuffed animal in one of those crane games but also completely losing to you in tekken 5
  • and you’re like,,,,, it’s nice to be like this with him and it’d be nice,,,,,,, to get to know him more
  • so you’re sad when the night ends and you guys are on your way back to uni on a crowded train and johnny keeps moving his body so no one is squishing up against you and it’s ,,,,,,,,, it is like a date but you refuse to let yourself cave to that mentality
  • but then as you get off at your stop, johnny’s hand slides into yours and it’s ,,,,, natural almost
  • and you get to campus and he’s like thanks for letting me take you out,,,and for being in my film
  • and you’re like haha,,, to quote you - no sweat!!! 
  • and it’s silent,,,but you’re still holding hands and you’re not quite sure what that means
  • until johnny goes “i don’t want to be awkward but - this was a date, right? can i call it a date?”
  • and you’re like OH WELL,,,,,,,,,um,,,,,,,,, and you’re like “i’d like if it was a date,,,,”
  • and johnny is like me too because then that means there can be more,,,,,dates,,,,,,,,for us,,,,,,,for me to take you on,,,,,,,,,am i making sense i feel like im not making sense
  • but you’re like!!!!! you are,,,,making sense,,,,,,
  • johnny grins and even in the nights dark light you can see the cute expression on his face and you’re like hey can you bend forward a little bit and he’s like oh?
  • and you lean up, kissing his cheek quickly before letting go of his hand and saying that you’ll see him ,,,, on the second date???
  • and you’re halfway across the quad to your dorm when you hear someone running behind you and you turn just to be tackled into a hug
  • and it’s johnny,,, you can tell by the way his hair tickles your cheeks and his frame is wide and he smells,,,,so distinct 
  • and he’s like “sorry,,i couldn’t wait till the second date,,,” and you’re like fldkjsde please,,,,
  • but it’s cute haha when he lets you go you guys wave goodbye and when you get home your roommate is like “ah, so how was the date?” and you’re like IT WASNT —- ok it was and it was amazing
  • dating johnny,,, is exactly what you all expect it to be
  • he’s an affection moNSTER and i mean that in the BEST way possible like he is FULL of love to give at ALL TIMES
  • forehead kisser extraordinaire 
  • showers you in compliments and talks about you to everyone he meets honestly the night after your first date ten,,,,,,in his pajamas half awake had to listen to johnny talk for exactly one hour and forty three minutes about everything that happened between you two and at the end of the night ten was like “i got it,,,,they sparkle like the stars in the sky ok can i go sleep- yes you told me about how they remind you of the best days of summer ok im going to sleep now jOHNNY SHUT UP”
  • for someone whose confident in their skills,,,, johnny got shy about showing you the end project of his film but when he did he was like “did you like it??” and you’re like yes!! im sorry for my bad acting also mr.squiggles says hi
  • and johnny is like tbh i love that dog and ur like more than me and he’s like yeah and ur like thats cool i love him more than i love you too
  • johnny: WHAT
  • you: dogs > boys, a cardinal rule
  • also you learned from jaehyun that the reason johnny stayed up all night to edit was because he was apparently watching the clips of you over and over again and being like they’re so cute,,,,
  • and you’re like no way
  • and jaehyun was like you don’t have to believe me but ten has a video and ten is like i do wanna see
  • and it’s true,,,,,johnny literally was sitting at his computer with the goofiest grin on his face looking at you like they’re adorable,,,, ft. ten’s snickering in the bg
  • johnny doesnt know ten took the video,,,, but when he found out he chased him across campus but tbh you just thought it was super cute of your boyfriend 
  • is tall and therefore whenever it rains he does this thing where he puts his hands over your head and is like “im ur umbrella” and you’re like ,,,,, im still getting wet and he’s like “,,,,,,,,,,listen im not a GOOD umbrella, but im YOUR umbrella” and you’re like oh my god you’re a dork that’s what you are and you’re my dork so it’s ok
  • johnny calls you love unironically and you’re like are you british or and he’s like WOW LET ME BE CUTE WITH YOU PLEASE 
  • once mark drew a flower on your wrist or something and johnny was like draw one on me too and mark was like why and johnny was like because we’re a couple mark and i want to match
  • im just saying johnny seo is a corny couple items guy like look at the man
  • thinks the most useless things are cute and buys them for you and you’re like johnny i didn’t really need this mickey mouse ice cream scooper and he’s like ok but it’s cute tho??? and ur like saVE YOUR MONEY YOUR MINOR IS BUSINESS And johnny is like IM TRYING IM AN IMPULSE SPENDER 
  • also everything cute just seemingly reminds him of you like the boy is heart eyes for you ok
  • probably a really loose-lipped drunk,,,,, honestly texts you like paragraphs about how he’s going to make a movie dedicated to you but the typing is l1k3 th*$ 
  • he’s late to dates a lot but not because he doesn’t care or something but because he’s always busy helping someone film and you don’t mind but you’re like johnny take a break and he’s like i will but also hyuk was telling me about this sci-fi animation he’s gonna do and he might need me-
  • and you just motion for him to open his mouth so you can put some food in it and you’re like shhh just eat first talk later (this is hard since johnny loves to talk,,,,,,,,,)
  • is dramatic about anniversaries and holidays but it’s romantic and cheesy like yes he bought you bear the same size as him for valentines day and YES he recited a monologue from ‘the notebook’ to you on your birthday because that’s who johnny is 
  • texts you about what outfit to wear and you’re like huh what is that and johnny is like im going though a hippie phase should i wear this tie-dye t-shirt OR this tie-dye t-shirt
  • and you’re like wear a white t-shirt right now johnny and put the tie-die away
  • him: but baby i-
  • you: right now. away.
  • asks you for updates on mr. squiggles and you once told the owner your boyfriend really likes their dog and the owner was DELIGHTED she invited johnny and you to dinner and it was,,,,,,the most funny thing
  • to see johnny get tipsy on wine and gush over movies from the thirties with this little old lady????? priceless 
  • johnny: you know she’s much older now but bettie davis was a hottie,,,,,
  • you: oh my god
  • johnny: i won’t lie,,,,,im still into john travolta the man hasn’t aged-
  • you: put the drink down
  • when you guys talk on the phone,,,,you’ve noticed that johnny’s voice gets lower at night and it’s really nice and you’ll never tell him because you know he’ll tease you but,,,,,,wow
  • speaking of other really nice things johnny had invited you over to his dorm while ten was away with family and you guys were supposed to use the blank wall and project some movies on it and cuddle
  • but at some point the movie was the last thing on your mind because johnny’s half-lidded eyes and lips spread apart are PRETTY hard to ignore
  • also johnny is such a,,,,,physical person that he knows what to do with his hands and his mouth and long story short you ended up tangled in mr seo
  • and only after did you realize that the movie was over and you were like ,,,,,, should i play another one
  • and johnny pulling you right back ontop of him was like no no there’s more important things to do
  • johnny is a show off when it comes to relationships so the next day doyoung was eating and was like whats that on your neck - you got a rash?
  • and johnny was like nah my s/o stayed the night and doyoung was like oh and mark choked on his rice
  • does this thing that when he’s thinking to fast he’ll switch from korean to english and then backtrack and translate what he said and sometime’s he’ll stutter over this or that
  • and you’re like johnny you’re so cute but gather your thougths you don’t alWAYS have to be talking
  • and he’s just like,,,,,,,,,,you’re right but tbh if im not talking what can my mouth be doing and you’re like rolling your eyes but you’re like “kissing me?”
  • and he grins like eXACTLY come here
  • you guys kiss a lot just so you know like wanna know something about johnny? he’d kiss you till you were breathless jot that down
  • you asked him where his backpack was once and johnny was like i dont carry one everythings in my head
  • and you’re like what about that test in finance that you’re gonna have and his eyes got wide and he’s like i,,,,,,,,,,gtg get the notes off of someone see you later
  • told you his dream vacation isn’t chicago anymore,,,,like he wants to see his family so bad but he also wants to take a roadtrip with you and see you under all those stars beside him
  • and you were like we should do it sometime but i have a feeling we’d open the trunk and ten would be there
  • also you know this conversation has happened like one too many times
  • ten: you know, if you two have kids i want to be the godfather
  • you: what if we don’t, what if we adopt a cat or something
  • ten: then i want to be the godfather of the cat duh
  • you:
  • johnny: you know it ten, we’re brothers for life come and hug me
  • as silly and as romantic and fun as johnny is,,,,,he’s still got some reservations about himself and sometimes he jokingly,,,,mentions that it must be hard to love someone like him - always making mistakes or saying something embarrassing
  • but you always assure him that people aren’t supposed to be perfect, that you think he’s damn near close to it and you wouldn’t stop loving him over things that are only human
  • but if he does call you banana pumpkin angel in front of your friends again- and johnny is like fine fine ill stop using fruits for petnames,,,,,,,,,,,,my cherry sunshine universe and you’re like WHY do you INSIST ON BEING SO CORNY
  • and he’s like dont’ you love it though???? secretly??? just a little
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,fine yes i do god no wonder you’re a film major your brain is TOO Creative for it’s own good
  • johnny kissing up your arms to tickle you and make you feel better when you’re sad
  • also johnny would completely 100% let you borrow his sweaters and even if you’re wearing one just because it’s comfy and you have study hall 
  • he’d lean over to the person beside you two and be like “they’re wearing my clothes, don’t they look cute?” and the person is like ???? and you’re pulling johnny back over to you by the ear and you’re like boy
  • calls up the uni radio and requests that they play your favorite song every weekend without failure
  • and you’ll hear it and even if you’re not with johnny you can feel your heart burst because he’s the kind of boyfriend that remembers the smallest little details and shows you his love whenever he can
  • and there’s nothing better than having someone adore you like johnny seo adores you 

doyoung | jaehyuntaeyong | yuta | bangtan | vixx | monsta x | got7 + kard + amber | seventeen

The Cast of The Outsiders Now as Members of Your Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving

C Thomas Howell (Ponyboy)

-Creepy Uncle™ vibes.

-He’s not actually your uncle he’s like your dad’s second cousin’s nephew in law or some shit you really can’t remember.

-But he drinks milk straight from the carton and it makes you really uncomfortable.

-Don’t look him in the eyes.

-Smells like weed.

-You get forced to sit next to him on the couch after dinner and then he turns out to be a pretty cool guy.

-Has this weird scar on his elbow with a whole elaborate story behind it.

-Brought the 20-something year old he’s dating which is kind of weird but they’re making it work and they seem happy so okay.

-Takes all of the little kids out for ice cream when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other so they don’t have to be around that.


Leif Garret (Bob)

-Creepy Uncle™ vibes^2

-You do actually want to avoid him.

-Like he’s not even related to you. At all.

-Nobody knows what he’s doing in your house.

-“Wait, I thought he came with you!" "No, he came with you!”

-Drinks all he beer and just makes everybody really uncomfortable.

-He’s only there for 20 minutes.

-The next thing you know he and the turkey are both gone.

-You never see any of them either again.


Diane Lane (Cherry)

-That one really awesome aunt everybody loves.

-Gives throughtful Christmas presents.

-Has like 10 kids.

-Still looks gorgeous after all of them.

-Is the one who put this whole thing together God bless her heart.

-Ends up curled up on the kitchen linoleum crying and chugging a bottle of red wine after everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other somebody give this poor woman a hug.


Rob Lowe (Sodapop)

-Your mom’s older brother.

-The Fun Uncle.

-Tells all the kids too many stories about his crazy college days.

-“…and that’s why you shouldn’t do drugs, kids.”

-Gets the fuck out of there the second everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. Smart dude.


Michelle Merink (Marcia)

-Your mom’s younger sister.

-The one gay family member.

-Everyone is going out of their way to avoid acknowledging the fact that she’s gay.

-Like literally she brings her wife of 10 years and everybody’s still like, “Aunt Michelle and her…friend.”

-Brought a cassorole.

-Is done with this shit.

-Leaves with her wife as soon as everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. They go to her wife’s family’s Thankgiving dinner and it is a much much better experience.


Patrick Swayze (Darry)

-The awesome grandpa who’s been dead for years.

-Everyone’s remembering him fondly and telling heartwarming stories about him while also desperately trying to avoid actually bringing up the fact that he’s dead.


Matt Dillon (Dallas)

-Your second cousin’s new husband thay she brought with her.

-It’s the first time anybody’s meeting him because they got married after like three months of knowing each other.

-Nobody approves.

-He’s super uncomfortable and trying his best to be polite like he compliments your evil great great aunt and offers to do the dishes and everything.

-Yeah by the end of the night all of the younger girl cousins have crushes on him and all of the alcoholic unhappily married women are Jealous™

-Is super confused and kind of disturbed when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other but he knows better than to ask any questions.


Emilio Estevez (Two-Bit)

-Another person who you can’t actually remember how your related to.

-You only ever see him at Thanksgiving otherwise he might as well not even exist.

-Just chilling.

-Staying out of the drama.

-Eating his pie.

-Takes his pie into the bathroom to finish it when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other.


Ralph Macchio (Johnny)

-That one fully grown cousin who they make eat at the kids’ table when they run out of room.

-Joins Emilio Estevez in the bathroom when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. They sit in the bathtub together and eat pie and have a heartfelt chat it’s actually kind of nice.


Tom Cruise (Steve)

-Your dad’s dickhead little brother who didn’t bother to show up.

-Grandma set a placemat out for him out of spite.

-It’s just…sitting there.

-He’s probably out having a good time somewhere far away when everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other.

-Honestly who can really blame him you’d ditch Thanksgiving every year too if you could.


Glenn Withrow (Tim)

-Cool Uncle

-Married to your dad’s sister.

-Is in a band.

-Also smells like weed.

-Pretty Chill dude until everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other. Then he manages to make three people cry and put a brand-new whole in grandma’s wall.


S.E. Hinton (Nurse)

-Great great aunt.

-Is still alive…somehow.

-Yells everything because she can’t hear.

-Complains.

-Hits people with her cane.

-Is probably the reason everything ineveitably falls to shit and everybody starts getting drunk and screaming at each other.

THE SIGNS AS GUYS I KNOW
  • Aries: TRASH COMPLETE TRASH. He used to be really sweet and was pretty much the king of cute guys two years ago, but now he thinks being a jerk that only talks about having sex with his girlfriend is cool. IT'S NOT FYI
  • Taurus: Really chill and funny, but he gets randomly depressed at times and it makes me sad because this dude deserves to be happy.
  • Gemini: Great fashion sense and he always keeps it 100 percent, nothing more and nothing less. He's honestly one of my favorite people, but we don't hang out much these days. Hmm... sad.
  • Cancer: ALSO TRASH. Passive-aggressive and annoying. He doesn't like to look at himself as the problem and just blaming everything on other people. [Micheal Jordan voice] Stop it, get some help.
  • Leo: ANNOYING AND LOUD. Breaks up friendships too because some people (me) become super petty and annoyed when this person is around that they (me) have to stop talking to one of their best friends for a whole year.
  • Virgo: Comes across as really strange and probably has some weird fetishes, but he's nice so yeah.
  • Libra: Pretentious and douchey. Everyone seems to like this dude for some reason though. I can see why people do sometimes, but then he just does something and I HATE HIM AGAIN. He might be really successful in the future though.
  • Scorpio: Video game nerd, but not smart nerd, ya know? He gets a new crush every other week and has probably liked all my friends at some point in time. But he's super nice and gave me candy once so I'm not a hater.
  • Sagittarius: SUPER FUNNY AND SMART. But always seems to have a crush on someone and it's just sad seeing him try to flirt. I cringe as I type.
  • Capricorn: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE (even though he doesn't know I exist oops). HE'S SO TALENTED AND SEXY I COULD DIE. But he seems to not think before he speaks (or tweets in this case) and it makes me sad. (Me: Doesn't know any Capricorn guys, so I write about my celebrity crush lolol)
  • Aquarius: He's probably always high or drunk. BUT still pretty cool... in small doses. If I had to spend more than an hour with this dude I'd probably die.
  • Pisces: Innocent and sweet. He is an innocent child, I will personally fight anyone who tries to corrupt this innocent baby. Ok? Ok.
Bestfriend Trouble (1/2) | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Genre: Romance, Fluff
POV: Reader’s and Zach’s (POVs are stated before a section.)

A/N: Hello guys! This is a 2-Part story and both parts are from different requests. This is actually a bit different from the request below but I just really wanted to connect both requests so yup haha. I hope you guys enjoy!

Request: I was wondering if you could pretty please do an imagine where Zach is just hopelessly in love with the reader, he does dorky things to see her smile, his friends always tease him when she walks by, she always catches him staring at her during class or lunch, he gets really nervous when she talks to him and he tries to keep his cool when she’s near but he always fails and is just super cute, just super fluffy.

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READER’S POV

“Y/N! Y/N LOOK! LOOK!” Zach says through his mouth full of chicken tenders while he sat in front of me.

“Look how many chicken tenders I can fit in my mouth!” he continues as he tries to get my attention and I look at him in disgust, but it was pretty impressive too if I’m being completely honest.

“Zachary stop it, you look like an idiot.” I reply as I go back to reading my History notes. I promised myself that I’ll do better after failing our most recent quiz.

“I’m not going to stop until I see a smile on your face. Stop getting so bothered by that stupid quiz! There’s always 10 more after that anyway.” he says as he removes the chicken from his mouth one by one, chewing the others in the process.

“I need to keep my grades high, you know this, or else my parents will be so disappointed in me.” I reply as I become even more upset, I lean my head down on my notes.

“You’re already the perfect daughter, the perfect student and the perfect girl. No one can ever be disappointed in someone like you. You’re too hard on yourself sometimes, you don’t even see how amazing you are.” he says and I lift my head up to face him.

“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.” I say as lean my chin on my right hand while pouting and Zach gets a sip of my milkshake. When he parted the glass from his mouth, a white vanilla foam moustache was left on his upper lip. He looked like one of those History people we learn about. I purse my lips while trying to hide the obvious smile on my face.

“A-HA! Is that a smile?! I see a smile! Yes! I made you smile!” he beams, fists pumping up in the air.

“You really are an idiot.” I reply as I shake my head at him and hand him a tissue.

“It’s fine. I don’t mind acting like an idiot as long as I can make you happy.” he says while munching on a french fry and I scoff at him.

Zach Dempsey has been my bestfriend ever since we were in 3rd grade when I gave him a sip of my strawberry milk and he threw up all over me shortly after. That was the first time I found out about his very sad allergy. It’s a classic story between him and I. Since then, we’ve been inseparable.

Being bestfriends with one of the most popular guys in school means you’re also friends with the people around him. You get invited to all the cool parties, you get VIP passes at every school event and people automatically think you’re more important than you actually are. It was great, but not always. I missed being with Zach, just him, just the two of us and it was moments like right now that I treasure most.

“Oh by the way, we’re all going to see the new Fast and Furious movie tomorrow night. I’ll pick you up at 7 okay?” Zach suddenly asks.

“Please don’t tell me that obnoxious friend of yours will be coming too.” I say as I roll my eyes.

“Bryce? No no, Justin didn’t invite him.” he replies with a laugh.

“Alright then I’m in!” I answer and get back to reading my History notes.

—–

The next day

I stood by my locker as I get the books I need for next period. Great, I thought to myself, Physics next, my least favorite subject. I sigh in disappointment as I shut my locker door. I turn to my right and a smiling Zach Dempsey was leaning on the locker next to mine.

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The definitely not definitive sports anime guide

So I did a thing a while back (a year ago, in fact) where I tried to make a primer for sports animes. I have since watched Many, Many More so let’s do this again (still no Daiya no Ace tho).
Based purely on my own meandering experience, here’s a hopefully comprehensive guide on picking your next set of adoptive sons.

Note: There’s ten shows so this is going to be long, you guys. Just… so long. And there will be many exclamation points.

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Impulse With Control (a very very brief exploration of keith exhibiting the ability to think before making decisions) 

/ this is really brief because oHHH BOY i have so much to say about this and planned. but this is actually an impulsive (HAHHA) meta bc i realised something and got so excited!!! basically, i was just thinking about a particular few seconds of a moment in 1x04. we’ll come to what exactly that is in a moment. but just to recap where we’re At in this situation: it’s highly distressing, pressing and tense. 

allura and keith have just been locked out the castle and there’s no telling if they can get back in. the sheer break and intensity of keith’s voice as he yells “no!” and bangs his fist against the barrier just demonstrates how genuinely invested and frustrated he is with what’s going on: 

he’s determined to continue, asking allura is they can break through the barrier to which the response just makes clear how truly terrible and serious this situation is. 

BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS I JUST WANT TO YELL ABOUT AND ANALYSE DEAR GOD.

now what we should think about is that what im going to bring up comes after allura has delivered some Pretty Bad News: 

And whoever has taken the Castle has a crystal, which means they’ll be able to fly the ship. We have to stop them.

now after she says that you see Keith turns his head and blinks pretty rapidly as he does so before asking a question:  

How are we going to do that?

and it’s here where something interesting happens. i’ve noticed this screenshot before and always thought it was pretty precious tbh but now im actually sat here thinking more about it i’ve come to a cool interpretation and realisation i just have to share!!!! 

so…. guys. this is a really hard blink. like you can see it’s scrunching not just his eyes but his nose a little and there are deliberate crinkles drawn in to demonstrate that this motion is not a natural blink this is a forceful blink. we can see this just by comparing the blink a few seconds before:

you can see this is a natural blink on the frame, and it’s also pretty fast. the hard blink that is significant is actually substantially longer in frames and it’s visibly so. 

it feels to me like keith is doing this for a few potential reasons: 

  • to bring himself back to the sharp focus he endeavours to maintain. 
  • you can see throughout this scene how worked up he is about the lack of control of this situation and knowing that shiro and lance (not knowing about pidge’s whereabouts at this stage) are in there, and one of them is also severely injured. this is his team trapped with the Galra, not to mention shiro and keith proves time and time again he is highly aware of the fact that shiro needs support just like everybody else.
  • so i think personally that this hard blink is kind of like a quicker, more Keith-esque version of ‘patience yields focus’ (abbreviation bc i dont have patience lmao: PYF). it makes sense. keith is quick on the uptake, he’s very direct and his body language is also often very open.
  • keith employs that mantra often with closing his eyes and taking a deep breath. it’s clear that the closed eyes is paired with PYF bc we see that happening as much each time Keith says PYF. these moments (below) all correlate to moments where keith needs to take time to realign himself and regain focus, it reveals when he may be turbulent inside and grappling with very intense emotions (he’s so passionate) 
  • so building on that there’s also a lot of evidence in canon to suggest keith eternalises this saying and doesn’t always voice it but still applies it (i’ve compiled a few example scenes - but this is something i mentioned briefly here and would love to talk more about! these are all what i would consider either Substantial Blinks or prolonged eye closing that is linked to PYF and what that entails) 
  • here, that’s not really the time or place for this. 
  • allura is also there and probably equally as distressed. one thing about keith is that he’s actually pretty self-aware and aware of his surroundings too. he knows that there isn’t really a moment to fall back to the method of PYF (which notably he only ever seems to really do in private when nobody can see him anyway - bar one exception im sure you’ve noticed above, but that ties more into the Hard Blink kind of thing rather than the Classic PYF, either way we are definitely going to talk about that some more bc i have an entire Mindscape Meta planned). 
  • a full PYF moment would potentially draw allura’s attention and cause more concern they just don’t have time to deal with. 
  • keith is so deeply rooted in the present and this is an unfolding situation where the safety of the rest of the team are at risk he can’t afford to lose concentration or succumb to something irrational because of the stakes. 
  • so the hard blink is snappy, fast. and it engages him again (just doing a hard blink myself it definitely makes you feel more aware and you can feel it in your face). 

so basically, keith realises that he needs to take a moment because he wants to make the right choices and not compromise the team, he takes a very brief moment to do what he has to privately. 

following that all the blinks go back to the usual natural smooth blinks:

Pidge also starts talking which captures allura and keith’s attention and moves the scene along ect. 

TLDR: this is just one example i wanted to talk about bc it’s v subtle but interesting. but the fact that keith is shown many times to take time before making a decision (we also should talk about keith and questioning/challenging things and speaking up about group plans, but that’s for another time) to try and keep himself grounded and level-headed just proves he is not as rash or impulsive as immediately assumed. 

instinctive and decisive, definitely. but i don’t believe impulsive and instinctive are entirely synonymous. they both are highly contextual based on the situation (im planning to write up some comparisons of when he’s actually 100% impulsive) - and whilst keith demonstrates he can be impulsive, the times he can take a moment to process a situation, be rational and logical, or take a private moment to get his head in the right place actually outweighs that way more than may be expected. 

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Hey my dudes, I made some doodles that I wanted to share. They may look like random sketches to you, but the fact is, they are not ! Those are the first pictures of my sona represented as a FtM that I share publicly on the internet. Out of the closet you go, wooosh !

So yeah, I’ve been slowly making up my mind about it, about who I am. I mean, the thought has been creeping on my mind for years, but it took time to actually stop and listen to it for a second.

I haven’t started T or anything yet, but things are evolving slowly. I don’t know about you my friends, but in France, the whole admnistrative process takes very long. It’s okay tho, it’ll happens eventually. I’ve got some pretty cool binders in the meantime that I use since quite some times now ! I’m gonna stop there since I don’t really like sharing this much of myself, but hey, you understood the point of this.

Tho I feel the need to end my little rambling by thanking everybody on this website. Tumblr actually helped me building up confidence to talk about this matter. I feel safe sharing my thoughts here, and that’s important.

ps: jackal guy is my boyfriend, I felt like including him as well as he has been very supportive since the beginning. a round of applause for supportive special ones !

anonymous asked:

Something that will make me cry. Shiro and Lance, platonic, but adding Lance's whole like hero thing and how Shiro always chose keith. Please.

My dude, pal, friendo… idk if this’ll make you cry, but I did my best to put some feels in here. 

Takes place before the team departs for the Weblum and Beta Traz missions respectively.


Look, Lance gets it. Shiro and Keith have history. They know each other like brothers, like the very stars surrounding the castle ship at night. If Lance was being totally honest he’d say that they have the strongest bond of anyone on the team. 

That doesn’t make it hurt any less when Lance stands to the side as Hunk and Pidge share their anxiety. He used to fit in with them, once upon a time, but venturing into the vast void of space had changed things. Perhaps once upon a time it wouldn’t have hurt Lance so much to watch his hero wrap Keith in a warm, knowing hug. But that was then and this is now, and it’s tearing Lance apart.

He knows that the team considers him family, so why does he feel so lost? He knows that if he were to ask Shiro for a hug that he’d probably get it, but he can’t bring himself to do that.

Shiro’s his hero. Lance can’t be that guy, y’know, the one who begs for Shiro’s attention every second of every day. He knows that the attention and the praise would feed his soul, but he has a sinking feeling that asking for anything of the sort would invalidate the entire interaction because he asked for it, and Shiro’s a good guy who would do anything to help his team.

Maybe that’s why it hurts so much to watch him go back to Keith time and time again. Because Keith doesn’t have to ask like Lance does, doesn’t have to do anything other than be himself to get Shiro’s praise and attention. Maybe that’s why.

But if Lance is being totally honest with himself, that’s not the reason it hurts. No, it hurts because he knows that Keith has Shiro’s favor because he’s better than Lance. It’s obvious, really. Keith has always been one step ahead of Lance, first at the Garrison, then in rescuing Shiro out in the desert, and now in fighting an alien war in space. There’s no doubt in Lance’s mind now; it’s been long enough for even him to figure this out.

And hell, could he have chosen a worse time to tear himself apart? Seriously, Lance needs to pull himself together before they depart for Beta Traz. He can feel Blue’s comforting presence in the back of his mind, but it’s not doing wonders for his self esteem. Maybe…

They’re about to leave. He has to do something to get his mind off of this. Something- anything at all to occupy his mind. And then- “How bout a kiss for good luck?” it’s out before he really knows what’s happening, though he should have expected that, his thoughts are usually coming out his mouth before he has any time to process them. It’s as good a distraction as he’s bound to get, anyway. 

Who was he kidding? If Allura actually did kiss him Lance would be on top of the moon- he’d be invincible, unstoppable as he took Blue to Beta Traz. 

It really shouldn’t have been a surprise that they made him kiss the mouse, but it helped. For now his thoughts were on that whiskery kiss and the teasing he would be subject to later. And that’s something safe, something familiar. He can handle that until the thoughts come back.

Reasons why Naomi Misora is superior

•She stepped on Beyond Birthday

•She sent Beyond Birthday running when he tried to attack her

•Stopped Beyond from winning at the last second. Without Naomi’s help B might have actually beaten L.

•She kicked L down a flight of stairs.

•She was so intelligent she had to be killed off early or she would have figured things out and Kira would have been caught too soon

•Naomi inspired L to learn Capoeira. She was inspiring to L and he seems like a pretty hard guy to impress.

•Have you seen how cool Capoeira looks and how much time it would take to learn such a complex skill. I can barley do a cartwheel without hurting myself.

•The sass towards B though lmao

•Sick style 10/10 I would love to dress like her 24/7

•Has a legitimate sense of justice and morals unlike half of the death note cast who claim that they do

•So brutal and badass she was nicknamed Misora Massacre by her freaking FBI colleagues.

Devour

Originally posted by isabelle-c-r

MATURE

The room is silent, almost unnervingly so, as Yoongi trains his eyes on your face. He’s shared his thoughts with you, asked you exactly what he’d been wanting to ask for weeks, and now he’s waiting for your response. He’s not sure if he should be expecting an agreement or a refusal but he does expect there to be a barrage of questions.

“Honestly,” you sigh as you drag your fingers through your hair, “I have so many questions and I don’t even know where to start.”

Yoongi, who is doing his best to put on a calm face although his thoughts are running wild with him, nods. “Start with the first question that popped into your head. We’ll go from there.”

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anonymous asked:

Oh please I need hc about friendships between the boys❤

Totally man. SO these headcanons are based on the boys canon friendships. So there may not be many, but still I hope you like them anon. Enjoy!

Nathaniel & Armin:

  • They have a very good bond, already. They just click together.
  • The two of them have spent sleepovers together, usually playing video games.
  • Nathaniel has unintentionally scared Armin with crime documentaries,, couldn’t sleep without the light on for like 2 days
  • Nath can whoop Armin in video games, Armin is very petty about it
  • Armin sometimes calls Nathaniel ‘bro’ and Nath has yet to understand the reference-
  • The first time Armin offered a fist pump Nath was  co n fused as HECK
  • They both get really scared of horror movies, like Armin will fall off of the couch and Nathaniel is the type to jump
  • Both of them talk about sibling struggles
  • Armin has spammed Nathaniels phone with the bee movie script + puns.
  • Nathaniel is slayed by Armin in online gaming,,
  • Armin had scared Nathaniel with fake spiders before and he ignored him for 3 days 
  • Armin has been kinda a bad influence, but has placed some fun into Nath’s life

Nathaniel & Kentin (canon in Amour Sucre manga):

  • Nath and Kentin are sweet types of friends, like smol friends.
  • Kentin tries to get Nathaniel to be less uptight and to think of other things
  • Both are scared of their dads, that’s no lie
  • Nathaniel taught Kentin some boxing moves and Kentin taught Nathaniel some cool military moves
  • Nathaniel actually got Kentin into some crime novel books, but it didn’t last long since Kentin got sad on some cases
  • Both have vented with each other about their dads
  • Kentin is pretty good at making Nathaniel calm down, I can see him just going like ‘you should chill out’ and Nath tries to maintain himself.
  • Kentin got Nathaniel to go running once, but Nathaniel nearly died
  • Kentin doesn’t bring up Amber with Nathaniel, he just doesn’t think it’s nice man
  • Nathaniel was invited by Kentin to come and bake at his house
  • Nathaniel is NOT a baking guy, but liked to watch Kentin decorate

Castiel & Lysander:

  • Their friendship is just unbreakable.
  • Castiel probably swears a lot around Lysander, thinks he should swear less
  • Castiel is totally the dominant one, drags Lysander everywhere 
  • They straight up talk to each other, anytime after class or when they can.
  • Castiel has become a lot more aware of Lysander after his accident a secret mom friend
  • Lysander likes to sometimes do Castiel’s hair, sometimes in a ponytail
  • These two totally man hug, straight up man hugs
  • Castiel has spammed Lysander’s (even Candy’s) phone when he doesn’t reply
  • They have sleepovers, usually at Castiel’s place.
  • Lysander is the mom friend, he advises Castiel most of the time of what not to do
  • Castiel takes a lot of pictures of he and Lysander together, especially dumb ones
  • Castiel has tried to show Lysander vines but…Lysander is just ?? He doesn’t get it.
  • They wouldn’t fight over Candy…but if they both liked her, the bf would be upset to let the other know,,
  • Lysander sometimes gets lost without Castiel, he just spaces out and walks somewhere
  • Lysander has probably won all arguments he and Castiel have
  • Castiel CAN’T bring himself to ignore Lys, even if he’s being petty
  • Castiel bought Lysander a stuffed toy rabbit, he keeps it in his locker 
  • Lysander bought Castiel that guitar pick
  • Again, these two are unbreakable.

Kentin & Alexy.

  • Kentin is open to Alexy anytime, asks him for relationship advice
  • Alexy is always the one who finds out the crushes in the school, always.
  • Kentin shares his sweets with Alexy in the class, kinda just passing him some
  • Kentin accidentally made the first move with Alexy, never regretted it
  • Alexy loves being taller than Kentin, ruffling his hair and calling him ‘Kennykins’
  • Kentin has tried multiple times to ignore Alexy, but he just can’t man - that bond is strong
  • Alexy tried to take Kentin shopping, Kentin went 0 to 100 out of that door real quick
  • Kentin sometimes invites Alexy over to his place, they usually talk and play some video games
  • Kentin also told Alexy that he was afraid of his father and Alexy gives him advice
  • Alexy loves Kentin’s baking
  • Alexy has tried to confess for Kentin but Kentin would always find a way to make him s hu tu p
  • Alexy openly rants to Kentin about the schools fashion and Kentin is just very lost.
  • These two, are totally great for eachother, best friends man
{Special} College!AU Yugyeom
  • major: applied mathematics 
  • minor: dance 
  • sports: on-campus dance team along w/ jimin + jungkook, mens volleyball 
  • clubs: math club is boring so he dropped it for tango club and is trying to make everyone else come and try it. jackson agreed, jb was dragged there against his will
  • where do i even BEGIN,,,,,,,he’s the most adorable person and laughs sO loud at his one professor’s math puns that everyone else thinks is just straight up Corny but no yugyeom is c a c k l i n g with his hand on his stomach and smacking his hand down against his desk
  • and the professor even is like sheesh it wasn’t THAT funny but yugyeom is close to tears
  • so why math??? well yugyeom had initially planned on doing like finance for businesses when graduating or something and he’s always had a good knack for problem solving
  • even though sometimes the way he does it is kinda????? weird
  • like there might be a formula for something, but yugyeom will find a short-cut around it or come up with a whole new way of finding the answer
  • and a lot of his fellow majors are like ?????? how,,,,is it magic??? math is a solid concept????? but like,,,,,is it,,,,,yugyeom is always like “you guys need to think more like newton,,,,,,,like would he have found out all this stuff if he thought we already knew everything????? nO!!!!!!!”
  • and you look at him and see this tall, silly boy with a shining smile and kind of a childish nativity about him
  • but then he’s telling you about his combinatorial analysis homework and how fun enumeration problems are
  • and you’re just like???? what language is he speaking in????
  • he actually really likes doing his homework before dance practice because solving problems gets his adrenaline going and tbh people might not see it this way but dance has a lot of math in it too
  • you have to know the sequence of moves, what angle to bend toward to make it look pretty, how much time you have and what moves should fit in at what intervals
  • but when yugyeom was like “our routine is like a reaaaaalllllly cool equation guys!!!!!!” everyone on the team was like what in the world
  • is a good student, but if you open his notes up you’ll see doodles in the corners of pages of like jinyoung frowning with furrowed eyebrows and yugyeom is like “look, even on paper jinyoung is mad at me!!!!”
  • part of what people affectionately call the F4 of the math department,,,,,the other members are well,,,,,,,the most important thing is yugyeom is the youngest one of this group and people are always shocked because they’re like whAT he’s so tall,,,,,,,,tho,,,,,is he really that young????
  • his dance minor is purely for his own enjoyment,,,,even though the majors who take classes with him all agree that he’s really rEALLY good
  • “jinyoung can you get me that book over there.” “the one at the top?” “oh you know what nevermind ill get it since you’re too short!!! wait don’t hit me im sorry im sOR-”
  • jb: “don’t egg him on like that yugyeom, you know what’s coming if you do.”
  • yugyeom rubbing the bruise on his head: “buT,,,,,,”
  • joined volleyball team because the coach really wanted him on the rooster (plus it fulfills one the credits for his dancing minor so double win)
  • spiked a ball really hard by accident and it hit the floor and literally. deflated.
  • yugyeom with his cute face,,,,,,but hellish strength like honestly jinyoung should start being scared jkjkjk
  • and you’re actually,,,,,,well you’re dating yugyeom
  • it all started with you being at the dance team competition since you’re covering it for the uni journal and yugyeom,,,,,,,,whose usually one of the stars of all of the teams choreographs,,,,isn’t there????
  • like when the team comes out to perform you can hear the hushed whispers behind you and everyone’s like “where’s yugyeom??” “where’s the really pretty tall one??”
  • and you see how stressed the team captain looks and you’re like,,,,,something must have happened
  • and you know you should stay there and cover the competition,,,,but your curiosity gets the better of you
  • and you slip out of the dance hall and make way down the hallway that is packed with different college dance crews, bags of makeup and uniforms and props lay everywhere and you find the door that has your uni’s team on it and you knock on it,,,,,,,waiting until you hear a reply
  • and you’re like “can i come in?” and the person says sure and when you open the door,,,,,,,,there’s yugyeom
  • and he’s wearing the outfit, pretty makeup and everything but he’s sitting with his hand is on his ankle and he has this look between pain and confusion
  • and you’re like “i,,,,,im from the uni journal but i saw you weren’t going to be performing and i got worried?? i ,,,,,, know this is weird we’ve never spoken before but -”
  • and yugyeom’s confusion fades but he still has a bit of a grimace before he smiles and says that he’s fine, just a twisted ankle
  • but you’re like “does it hurt? maybe you should see a doctor?”
  • and he’s like “it should go away, im massaging it,,,,,,,,,,,”
  • and you kind of frown and are like “how long have you been massaging it?” and yugyeom kind of nervously laughs and shrugs and he’s like,,it’s been about 40 minutes since practice ended-
  • and you’re like bOY that’s not a twisted ankle that’s a sprain 
  • and you’re like “you need to go to the doctor. ill call an ambulance.”
  • but yugyeom suddenly tries to get up to stop you but wobbles forward and you’re like o h nO and you run forward so he can lean onto you before he topples over and you’re like “sit.”
  • and yugyeom opens his mouth but you’re like “no no. sit. stay. im calling an ambulance and im telling the captain.”
  • and you do all that, and the captain says he’ll drop out too to go with yugyeom but you tell him you’ll handle it
  • and you basically ride with yugyeom to the ER where the doctor confirms that it is in fact a sprain and yugyeom needs pain meds + a break from practice
  • and after he’s discharged, you have his arm around your shoulders as you’re helping him so you two can catch a cab back to campus
  • and he’s kinda getting red in the face and you’re like ????? are you ok and he’s like “im still,,,,,,,,in the dance costume and makeup so it’s,,,,,,,weird”
  • and you do notice people are looking at you two but you just roll your eyes and you’re like “you look good, they’re just staring because you’re handsome.”
  • and yugyeom gets even redder when you call him handsome and you kind of bite back your lip because WHAT are you saying,,,all of a sudden,,,,,,
  • but it doesn’t end there no way buddy you both are getting all shy in the cab and the driver thinks you’re a couple and this is litERALLY your first day ever having a conversation with him
  • but yugyeom,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is,,,,,,,,,,woah like his visuals,,,,,,,,wow,,,,,,and you can’t help but deny being attracted to him on a physically level
  • but then you see how he innocently plays with his earring in the car, smiles when you guys are at a red light and there’s a group of kindergartners crossing the road, and how he keeps leaning his long legs (obviously cramped in the back of the cab) as close as he can to the side so you have enough space to sit comfortably
  • and when you pay for the cab since yugyeom’s wallet is back in his bag at the performance hall he gives you the most upset, puppy dog look and is apologizing and bowing 10000 times because he shouldn’t make you pay like this for him!!!!!
  • and you’re just like “yugyeom,,,,it was fifteen bucks it wasn’t that bad now promise me you’ll go straight to your dorm and rest.”
  • and you pull the pain meds from your pocket and hand them to him and you’re like “you remember, two every 8 hours!!” and yugyeom nods and you see suddenly
  • the cute mole right beneath his eye,,,,,,the way his bangs fall straight over his eyes,,,,,,,cute bowlcut,,,,,,,,,,,pretty long limbs,,,,,,,,and you’re like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he’s cute. i think he’s cute. oh no
  • and yugyeom, you can’t tell, but he’s thinking the sAME DAMN THING about how cute you are like oh NO he’s getting mushy for you because out of everything you could have done today, you helped out a stranger you didn’t even know well and put so much genuine care into making sure he was ok
  • and you’re both standing there,,,,,,and yugyeom is like “iF ITs,,,,,,,,,ok,,,,,,,can i ,,,,,,,,,,,have your,,,,,,,,,number,,,,,youcansayno!!!!!!!” and you’re like djfkldsfl of course you can !!!!!!! 
  • and by the end of the week, with many texts, majority you being like: no yugyeom don’t go to dance practice taKE YOUR MEDS PLEASE AND REST
  • you both decide to meet at the library you know,,,,,,to study together,,,,hangout as friends
  • half an hour in though you’re like “yugyeom, if i can be very straightforward,,,,,” and yugyeom is already getting flustered but he’s like “yes?”
  • and you look at your book than up at him and you’re like “do you wanna maybe not study and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,makeout?”
  • and yugyeom’s eyes widen at the word and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,was i reading the signs wrong? but he shuts his math textbook and giggles into his palm before extending it to you and he’s like “im glad you asked, i was too nervous to.”
  • and yes. you makeout with yugyeom in that corner of the library no one ever bothers to go to and it’s,,,,,,,,,,so cute every time you break away yugyeom is like “what if we get caught???” and you’re like “it’s kind,,,,,,of thrilling though??” and he giggles and it’s sO FREAKING ADORABLE
  • you just lean back in and kiss him and he’s literally always smiling when you first start because he’s so giddy,,,,,, and he tastes kinda minty,,,,,,,like he chewed on gum before this,,,,,,,which he totally did because guess what kim yugyeom was daydreaming about kissing you before you guys met up so he prepared. Just in case
  • and when you’re done,,,,,walking out of the library and you’re jumping up to get yugyeom’s hair fixed and he’s leaning down to ask you to give him just one more peck
  • you run straight into,,,,,,,,,,,,jinyoung and jb
  • who both ask yugyeom where he’s been before looking at you in confusion because,,,,,,,,,they’ve never seen you before
  • and jb is like “is this your significant other yugyeom?” and you and yugyeom freeze up because,,,,,,,what,,,,,,um,,,,,,,,,,
  • but you come to first and you’re like “no,,,,,im his,,,,,,,,,,,tutor!!!!! for advanced linear algebra!!!!! well yugyeom - we’ll see each other next week for more studying!! bye!!!!”
  • and you zoom the heck out of there and yugyeom is left grinning at his friends who both shake it off and ask if he’s going to eat with them and mark
  • and as you’re walking back to your own dorm you let out a sigh and you’re like,,,,,,,,,i hope yugyeom isn’t feeling too awkward,,,,,,
  • and thankfully you get a text from him that’s like: they didn’t suspect anything ~~~ we’re in the clear
  • and that’s the story of how you end up,,,,,,,,secretly dating yugyeom
  • because you both agree when you meet up again, this time off campus and at a bookstore, that you totally wanna be a thing but,,,,,,,telling people right away might be hard?????
  • because people are noisy (cough literally the rest of got7 like damn mind ya business bambam) and you and yugyeom ,,,,,, want to just be together and get to know each other
  • which you do and it’s so much fun, yugyeom is an amazing person to date. he’s this perfect mix of romantic, but still a little novice to everything but he’s so willing to do anything for you
  • and you guys have fun, at the shopping mall together or at the arcade or even just walking side by side sharing a drink and snacks and talking about life
  • and yugyeom is so silly, playing small harmless pranks on you then laughing in the way that makes his nose scrunch up
  • and you’ll sit somewhere, holding hands and getting all cuddly and everyone thinks you’re both so cute,,,,,,,the way he’s got kinda bend down to be at eye sight with you / or if you’re tall how you both look so gracious like models,,,,,,,,
  • and yugyeom always thinks of you,,,,,it’s obvious with how he’ll send you photos of him next to a patch of flowers and be like “i saw these and was like ‘wow so beautiful!!’ i thought they were you, but they’re just flowers hehe’
  • and he’ll be up late doing math homework and send you like a thousand crying emojis even though you also love the way he gets super excited about these abstract,,,,,,,,crazy complicated concepts
  • but also as sweet and innocent as he comes off with all his giggling and playful pranks or puns or jokes
  • you can tell that sneaking around with you,,,,,,,like taking risks and bringing you over to the dorm when he knows any of his friends could walk in,,,,,,,,,or even on campus like the two of you out in the back of the gym with you up against the wall and yugyeom’s lips to your neck,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,
  • he really,,,,LIKES IT
  • and you kinda do too because it feels like you two have this secret that is so juicy,,,,,,,like you once had to press into this small corridor because you saw jackson coming around the corner and you were up against yugyeom’s chest
  • and he had his hand on the small of your back
  • and once jackson passed by you both realized how darn close you were and yugyeom got all red,,,,,,,,,but like,,,,,,,,,neither of you moved first because it’s s fun,,,,,,it’s so fun to have secrets!!!!! 
  • you wore his sweater once to class once and forgot that youngjae was in it with you and you were like wait,,,,,,,isn’t that one of yugyeoms fRIENDS O H SHIT so you had to take the sweater off and you forgot you’d thrown it over a pajama top of yours and so your friend was like “why are you wearing a huge teenage mutant ninja turtles shirt ????” and you’re like no reason. i just,,,,,,,this is Fashion
  • but at some point you kind of get a bit sad because,,,,,,,dating secretly is so hard. you wanna go to yugyeom’s volleyball games. his dance competitions. you wanna meet up before class and kiss him before he has to go. you wanna sit in the library while holding hands under the table
  • but yugyeom seems ok with not doing,,,,that so you don’t wanna ruin it
  • until,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the secret is finally out,,,,,,,all thanks to bambam
  • who people don’t give enough credit to for being really observant because you and yugyeom just get back from a date and you run into bambam who is walking out of lab and you need an excuse since he sees you two together
  • and comes over and is like “you’re still tutoring yugyeom????? he told me he was a genius once i don’t get why he’s getting tutored”
  • and you’re like “OH ,,,,, well geniuses cough need some help sometimes too”
  • and yugyeom nods, giving his best smile and then bambam is like “i have a question, what’s that on your neck yugyeom?”
  • and yugyeom puts his hand on his skin and you look over and see the,,,,,,,,mark you left,,,,,,,,,and you’re like FRICK 
  • and bambam isn’t even looking at yugyeom when he asks, he’s looking at you and the shock on your face ,,,,,,,,,
  • well bambam is just clapping his hands together and he’s like “well i guess you’re right,,,,,,,,,geniuses do need help but,,,,,,,,maybe by that you mean helping yugyeom out with,,,,,,,,hickies???? making out?????? getting fre-”
  • and you’re like UM WHAT NO YUGYEOM THATS A BUG BITE TELL HIM
  • and yugyeom is like “yEAH it’s a mosquito bite-”
  • and bambam is cracking up he’s like “was the mosquito the size of a baseball?????? yugyeom pLEASE”
  • and yugyeom is getting red and his voice is getting slightly higher and he’s like “iT WAS,,,,,,,”
  • but it’s so freaking obvious that he’s lying and you’re like we’re caught oh shit
  • and you totally are because bambam is like “if i know, you know got7 is gonna know so you two should just tell them before i make a big deal of it”
  • and so,,,,,,,,,,,you and yugyeom sit on his bed as the six members all stand and look at you and jinyoung has his arms crossed like a concerned mother and jackson is just like !!!!!!!!!!! this is amazing!!!!!!!!!! and mark doesn’t really care 
  • and jb is just like “this,,,,,,,,,kid got into a relationship before me,,,,,,,” and ultimately it’s youngjae who goes
  • “what the hell has been going on?”
  • and you and yugyeom both explain,,,,,what happened and jinyoung is like whY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THE MINUTE YOU TWO BEGAN DATING!!!!!!!!!!!! and you’re like sORRy,,,,,,,,,,,he’s so scary
  • and yugyeom puts his hand around you and he’s like it’s ok,,, he’s always like this
  • but jinyoung is like excuse me - hello get your hands off each other no pda in this house -
  • and jackson is just like jINYounG can you Calm Down for like a minute anyway
  • and he turns to you two and he’s like “you’re both the cutest people ive ever seen. im so happy for you. please take care of our gyeomie, he’s sensitive.”
  • and yugyeom is like im nOT,,,,,,,but jackson is holding your hands and he’s like “please” and you’re like “of course???? ill cherish him with my life??????”
  • it’s a touching scene 
  • but afterwords,,,,,after got7 is gone and it’s just you and yugyeom he’s like “sorry they’re like that,,,,,,,,” and you’re like “no!! i like all of them, they’re nice.” and yugyeom is like “im gonna just say something if that’s ok?” 
  • and you’re dreading it,,,,,because now that the secrets out,,,,,,,will that make yugyeom want to stop seeing you?????? but instead, to your shock he’s smiling embarrassingly and is like
  • “it’s a relief they found out,,,,,,,ive been wanting to tell them but i wanted your consent first,,,,,,,,,im just thinking about how nice it would be to be able to hold you in front of everyone,,,,,,”
  • yugyeom kind of rolls his shoulders back and looks away adding “,,,,,,,to show you off as mine,,,,,,”
  • and it’s honeSTLY THE mOST adorable thing he’s so pink and he whispers the ‘as mine’ part and you can’t help it you throw your arms around his neck and you both topple over onto his bed and you’re like “im really happy because i wanna do that too!!!!!! kim yugyeom,,,,,,you’re mine!!!!”
  • and he’s laughing and wrapping his arms around you
  • and you nuzzle his neck,,,,he’s so warm and big it’s so safe in his arms
  • and just as you’re going to lean up to place a kiss against his jaw
  • the door flies open and jinyoung is like “WHAT IS GOING ON”
  • and you’re like ihbdljksfd and yugyeom sits up and you slide out of his lap and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and jinyoung is like “you two, we need to have a serious discussion about safety and-”
  • jackson comes in and literally just picks jinyoung up and is like “c’mon, let’s leave the kids alone” and you’re watching in shock and you’re like “yugyeom,,,,,,,,,,,,does this happen often?” and yugyeom shrugs like “yeah sorta,,,,,,,,,anyway you were kissing me and i’d like you to keep doing that ^^”
  • finally revealing your relationship makes you and yugyeom only get closer,,,,,like sure sneaking around was fun n hot but,,,,,being able to be together comfortably all the time is even better
  • eating lunch on the quad, being able to help yugyeom out at the gym before competitions (you’re always giving him shoulder massages and yugyeom’s friend jungkook asks once if you can do one for him and yugyeom is like “jungkook,,,,,,,,if you want me to go bowling with you net friday never ask that again” jokes jokes,,,,,,,,ok maybe not), and just like yugyeom being adorable and bragging to everyone in his classes that his significant other bought him this cute keychain look at it it’s the best thing in the WoRLD
  • yugyeom: “i love you more than i love math.”
  • bambam: “holy shit that’s a big statement coming from him. he must really love you, ive literally heard him sleep talk math equations before.”
  • you got super bored doing your homework for a class once and yugyeom was like ill come over!!!
  • you didn’t think that meant he’d bring his phone and put on some really lively music and make you get up and practice what he’s learning in tango club
  • which quickly turned to doing the tango, kissing, changing the music to something slower and somehow the two of you were dancing slowly to the music with yugyeoms forehead pressed against your own
  • like some kind of sappy romance film scene,,,,,,,,,,even though it was perfect and you literally felt like you were walking on stars in that moment
  • you have cute petnames for yugyeom and he loves them sm
  • except when his friends catch on and start calling him them in class and the professor is like “who are you calling,,,,,,,,,,angel of my life??? there’s no one in this class with that name?????”
  • yugyeom: “my love for you is like π  it’s irrational and can go on forever,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,was that corny?”
  • you now also get to wear yugyeom’s sweater in public without worrying and wow it’s so comfy and smells like him,,,,,,,,you love your boyfriend so much
  • volleyball yugyeom waving at you during practice and the ball heads straight for his head but misses and hits his shoulder instead because he’s so damn tall
  • you still run over and ask if he’s ok and he’s pouting like “it hurts ;w;” and you’re like “let me kiss it better!!!!” and everyone is like BLEGH LOVE IS CHEESY
  • it’s just so warm and loving with him, he can be so silly and childish and get overly excited about things ,,,,,,, jumping up and down and doing little cute dances 
  • but at the same time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he’s so gentle and considerate with you and your feelings and he’s always quietly asking for your reassurance and praise
  • like he just wants to hold you and hear you say his name and how much you love him because,,,,,,he wants to be treasured by the person he loves to infinity and beyond
  • and when you say something as simple as “you’re so amazing” yugyeom turns every shade of pink but also kisses you with such a passion you lose your breath,,,,,
  • jinyoung still sometimes is like this pda must stop- but honestly he’s so damn happy someone is treating yugyeom right,,,,,,,,and taking care of that big wobbly child

college!vixx (here) & college!bts (here) & college!seventeen (here) 

find special college!amber (here)

find special college!monsta x (here) & special college!got7 (here) 

and please look forward to more special college!aus!

Yusuke canon traits masterpost

After I flowded my friends with headcanons I decided to put together all of Yusuke’s canon traits that I found really interesting based on facts in the game, the manga and the artbook (and a good reference for him) without any plot spoilers:

Also, thank you @mizuouji for helping.

Last edit: March 28, 2017


- it’s common for people to be attracted by his good looks at first and this can led them to mistake him by someone who has a cool personality (when in reality he is actually a pretty random and weird guy).

- doesn’t like to be called weird and is triggered easily by that.

- can eat a whole buffet alone and still feel hungry.

- practices kendo.

- loves snacks and likes to hide them inside his phantom thief costume (in his cleavage, don’t ask me how this works it just does).

- is easily distracted and can often change the subject of a conversation in the middle of it or simply walk away uninterested.

- is perceptive over other people’s actions and if they are troubled he can sense it, but if they feel something towards him (love, hate, etc) he is slow to catch.

-  grew up reading manga and is familiar with classics (Naruto, Dragon Ball).

- can become self aware if is too close of someone and is awkward with physical contact.

- speaks in a very polite way and is actually pretty good in expressing himself through words.

- can snap easily if someone insults his artwork, but he can’t manage to insult people.

- the above fact doesn’t mean he can’t be rude without noticing since he is painfully honest.

- doesn’t like to depend too much on people and often rejects help if he feels he can conquer something by his own hands, but if he ever needs any help Akira is the first to come to his mind.

- is the strongest character (in status), but can’t carry people for a long time.

-  doesn’t really understand why being naked is embarassing and would take his clothes off anywhere (this include public places too).

- he can understand parental love, but what he knows about romantic love is very basic and has more to do with the aesthetic of it, so he can’t understand confessions or be flirty for the sake of it.

- doesn’t like summer and becomes agitated during it, hanging out more frequently by this time.

- can’t take physical pain well and can often vocalize it.

- is very skillful in preparing low income food in a short period of time, but let him get creative with expensive ingredients and he will forget he is cooking and flip into artist mode (and only god may knows what will come out of it).

- knows how to drive, but is so slow that even a turtle can reach him (can’t take anything related to speed very well because he likes to feel safe).

- is the character with the least luck.

- has the habit of drawing doodles on the back of his tests.

- doesn’t feel sexual attraction towards anyone (he knows what it is), seeing only the aesthetic in a naked body.

- sees beauty and romantic love as a form of art (he can’t understand very well the last one).

the second time isak enters even’s room, they’re coming back from school and even is throwing his backpack on the floor and taking his socks off and he holds one of them and pretends he’s about to throw it isak’s way and isak gives him a stern look and warns “don’t you dare. and even smiles a cheeky smile, says “you know i wouldn’t” and isak breathes out a laughter and shakes his head, replies “no, even, i don’t”. and then even is going through his drawers, a pensive look on his face and grabs black jogging pants and a pastel pink shirt with a teddy bear at the front, hands them to isak. isak unfolds the shirt and raises an eyebrow at even, but he doesn’t protest, decides to play along, takes his shirt off and asks even “where did you get that shirt?” and now even has also changed into something more comfortable and he walks over to isak, hugs him from behind and he sways with him a little and says “flea market last summer, only 20 kroner, total steal for such an iconic fashion piece”. and isak chuckles, turns around and kisses him, quick pecks on his lips

and then even walks over to his loft bed, climbs up the ladder and he’s sitting on the mattress and waiting for isak to join him but isak kind of just. stays there. and even looks down at him and asks “hey, you coming?” and isak walks over to the ladder and holds on to each side and places a foot on the first rung but once again he goes still. and then even is up on his knees and looking down at him and isak is starring at the floor, loose grip on the ladder and even frowns at the sight, asks “hey you, what’s up?” and he gets down as he says the words, isak moving out of the way. isak glances up and chews on his bottom lip and he looks slightly confused and nervous. “it’s just -” he sighs, and even waits, gently presses his forehead against his. “you’re going to think i’m ridiculous but, hm, you see when i was eight, i had this friend and his name was, hm…mattias but, hm, that’s not important. hm, so yeah i went to sleep over to his house once because we had this, hm, football competition over the weekend and so i was supposed to sleep at his place and he had this…bunk bed and i remember when i climbed the ladder, my foot kind of slipped and i, hm, fell” 

he lets out another long sigh and even wraps him in a hug, kisses his temple and says “you know, when i was six, i fell from my bicycle and i didn’t want to ride one for the longest time. do you think that was ridiculous of me?” isak is resting chin on even’s shoulder and he whispers “no” and for a second even holds him tighter and he softly says “then why would i think you’re ridiculous?” isak gives a small shrug. “i just haven’t tried to since that one time, you know?” and even replies “well, we can try tonight, if you’re wiling. but we’ve got these extra mattresses too, so it’s really up to you” even lets go of isak and gives him a comforting smile, one that says i see you, it’s alright. and isak can’t help it, runs a hand through even’s hair and smiles back, and a few seconds later he nods towards the bed and says “let’s go” 

and so isak goes first and even is right there behind him, a reassuring presence as isak climbs up the ladder, step by step. and when isak is up on the bed, even immediately joins him, tells him “i’m really proud of you” and he kisses isak, slow and affectionate. they remain like this for a while, exchanging words and kisses and delicate touches. and then even runs a finger across isak’s lips and down his neck and then on his shoulder, over the shirt he gave him earlier. even lets out a little laugh and asks “that’s a really cool shirt, where’d you get it?” and isak rolls his eyes, a small smile spread across his face and he says “well, this pretty great guy gave it to me, said he got it for sale or something” and even rubs his nose against his, playfully asks “a pretty great guy, hm?” and isak places a hand on even’s cheek, replies “yeah, he’s incredible actually, and he’s got this really comfortable bed and” isak is looking into even’s eyes and his are filled with appreciation, for what he’s just done and for the person he is, and he adds “i think you’d love him” 

EXO's Reaction to Being Partenered Up w/Their Secret GF on a Gameshow

Xiumin:

Overall, Xiumin would do a good job of keeping his cool demeanor in tact during the gameshow. He’d glance at you occasionally, but other than that he would act like he had never really met you before. After the show was over, he’d pull you aside, his hands interlocking with yours. “Sorry I couldn’t show my feelings jagi, I don’t want them to discover us,” he’d murmur apologetically before kissing your cheek.

Chen:

Chen would have a harder time with concealing his emotions when you two got partnered up. He’d frequently whisper in your ear about how beautiful you looked, and you’d have to fight back a smile as blush spread across your face. Afterwards, you’d scold him for making you so flustered on live TV, but he’d just shrug in response. “Couldn’t help it–you look so cute when you blush,” he’d tease, grinning when you only blushed more.

Baekhyun:

Though definitely excited, Baekhyun would hide his feelings to the best of his abilities, avoiding eye contact with you and saying few words. It was actually cute how shy he was acting, though it was obvious that he had feelings for you. Once the show was wrapped up, he’d wrap his arm around your waist and pull you closer to him, an adorable, love-struck smile spreading across his face.

Chanyeol:

A pretty good actor himself, Chanyeol would play it cool, being polite but distant from you the whole time. He’d still slide in little smiles when the cameras weren’t on you, but he’d quickly snap back into character when it was your guys’ turn to take part in the game. He’d feel really bad about having to give you the silent treatment and would apologize afterwards. Much to his relief, you’d understand why he had to do it, and he’d hug you tightly before kissing you.

Lay:

You’d have to keep reminding Lay that your relationship was private, and even then he would have a goofy grin on his face the whole time. It was obvious how excited he was to be partnered with you, and even the MC’s teased him for it. The shooting wrapped up and just like that he was all over you, kissing your cheeks and gripping your hands in his.

D.O:

D.O is an actor, and he’d use some of his best acting skills while on the show with you.  He’d keep his tone level and he’d seem almost uninterested in the entire thing.  His act was so convincing you were starting to worry that he legitimately didn’t care about you. However, once the cameras were off D.O would pull you aside and kiss you so passionately you thought you’d melt. “I love you. Trust me. I love you,” he’d whisper before kissing your forehead.

Suho:

Poor Suho would be beside himself the entire time, constantly trying to stop himself from smiling and scooting closer to you.  You’d smirk a little at how obvious he was being, and, when the cameras weren’t looking, would whisper in his ear to “relax”. Once the shoot finally ended, he’d turn to you, a huge grin on his face and pull you into his arms, ignoring some of the looks he got from the other idols.

Kai:

Pokerfaces were not one of Kai’s strong suits, and he’d be ridiculously nervous when you two got paired together. Though you were managing to maintain your composure with no problems, he was staring into the abyss and barely paying attention—the only thing he could think about was how close you were to him. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the show would end and Kai would look at you, his eyes full of longing, and pull you in for a gentle kiss.

Sehun:

Surprisingly enough, Sehun would be very cool and collected about the entire thing.  It was you who was struggling the most with maintaining your composure, and Sehun would chuckle slightly when he noticed. When it was all over, he’d pull you aside and kiss you before making a teasing remark: “You just couldn’t handle being that close to me, hm?”

Some of my ARMS head cannons

Spring Man
- rock climbing is a hobby of his
- he’s really good at it too
- will take the time to train with other ARMS fighters (or any fighters in general) to give them pointers
- has gotten tangled up in his arms numerous times (everyone probably has, tbh)
- once got kicked out of a pizza buffet place for eating too much pizza
- has probably gotten kicked out of lots of other places (including Min Min’s family’s shop) for eating too much
- gets up early to spend a ridiculous amount of time getting his hair the way it looks
- either that or it’s part of his ARMS mutation and made of actual spring
- has probably tried every possible combination of pizza and liked them all
- probably helps kids with ARMS adjust to their new mutation
- went through a short phase where he tried to fight crime or be a super hero or something

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Shameless | Jungkook x You (Taehyung POV)

Dedicated to my love @isolatedmims​

Rated: M

Warnings: Marijuana and alcohol consumption, exhibitionism/voyeurism.

Summary: Taehyung’s the new guy in town, just trying to make some friends. And when Jungkook invites him to a party, he thinks he’s finally gotten a good opportunity to meet some new people. But what he doesn’t expect is witnessing his new friend Jungkook and his girlfriend, you, getting it on in front of him, and all of the other guys, at this so-called party.  

Note: Just some PWP filth. Sin with me and read it. This is an AU I will be writing other PWP smuts for, so yaaay. lol I guess. I’m so tired and I will edit in the morning

Words: 5.1k+


Accompanied by the low rumble of hip hop music playing in the background, you and Jungkook were noisily mouthing at each other - sloppy, wet sounds filling the air that irritated Taehyung to no end. You were straddling Jungkook’s lap, hands clasped behind his neck and he was blatantly fondling with your ass, squeezing it and shaking it in his hands nonchalantly. But what surprised Taehyung the most though was how none of the other guys in the room seemed to even blink at the sight, which lead him to the conclusion that the two of you must do this quite frequently in order to have such a lack of response.

Little moans of content and arousal would drift from the pair of you every now and then when you would either grind your hips down or he would buck his up against you, causing even the littlest bit of friction.

Taehyung had to admit, when he was invited to a party, this was not exactly what he was expecting. A party to him was loud music, dancing, drinks and having fun. Not…. this. Just a group of guys, sitting along the couches lethargically, smoking joints and drinking beer, talking about everything and nothing at the same time.

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