he's a righteous dude

Boys Boys Boys: A Solangelo Fanfiction

I’ve been severely lacking in inspiration because of how busy I have been. So I went back to basics: some personal experiences I’ve had at bars in NYC and around where I go to school, and a College AU set up. Could I be inspired to continue this? Heck yeah I probably could. 

I hope you all enjoy!

Trigger Warning: homophobic slurs 

Also read on AO3 

Preview:

Will immediately half-swerved, focusing desperately on keeping his gaze forward at the line of liquors mounted on the wall, and not ogling at the dude next to him because damn he was fine—the kind of fine that would have him sobbing on the carpet of Lou Ellen’s dorm at four-in-the-morning while stuffing his face with veggie pizza and watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race later. But for now, it definitely wouldn’t help him to freak out the dude by staring. Besides, everyone knew that hot guys in leather jackets who wore Iron Maiden tee-shirts were generally as straight as boards. No use getting his hopes up.


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anonymous asked:

Thoughts on Justin Trudeau? To me, he's a self righteous dude that looks for any chance to be looked at in a good light such as showing up at LGBT parades pubicly, making loud comments on feminism, basically jumping on any bandwagon currently in the zeitgeist. Also, his treatment of prolife Canadian politicians and his love letter to fidel Castro after his death just pisses me off! Ugh!

Justin Trudeau is a self-righteous two-faced despicable communist villain who pays lip service to the LGBT community while paying millions of dollars to the countries that execute them regularly. Not to mention his treatment of the indigenous Canadians. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. Evil wrapped in a winning smile.

The signs as Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes
  • Aries: "Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special? Screw him." -Jeannie
  • Taurus: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." -Ferris
  • Gemini: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris
  • Cancer: "Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work." -Ferris
  • Leo: "The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"" -Ferris
  • Virgo: "If anyone needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him." -Ferris
  • Libra: "Mr. Rooney... Ed... you're a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion." -Sloane
  • Scorpio: "*In a sing-song voice* Do you have a kiss for daddy?" -Ferris
  • Sagittarius: "Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris
  • Capricorn: "I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it." -Cameron
  • Aquarius: "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude." -Grace
  • Pisces: "Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes." -Jeannie

That guy right there is my baby. My youngest. He turned 11 yesterday. Honest to goodness I don’t know how time flies so fast.  He is one of the greatest kids ever. And yes, I am totally biased.

We had parent/teacher conferences last week with his fifth grade teacher. She loves him (who doesn’t, come on) and we were talking about how he claims to be one of the funnier kids in the class, except for one other boy. The teacher laughed and clarified - the other boy is silly, my boy is funny. She says every once in a while she’ll make a joke that no one in the class gets - except him. I love this.

We are a pretty sarcastic, sharp-witted bunch and he is every bit ours. He’s also a fairly classic youngest child - smart but underachieves, whines about getting beat up by his big brother and babied by mom and big sister. He’s also compassionate and sweet, and he still likes to cuddle. So far. 

Before I know it he’ll be gone and I’m just trying to enjoy every moment I’m blessed enough to have with him.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

decreed by logan:

This is going to be a no-holds barred recovery week as much as possible. All fancy plans are on hold for maximum sleep, baths, and anything else I can do to get back to normal functioning levels. He thinks the last couple months were just officially Too Much and my body reacted by…well, overreacting, basically. He knows I’m a macho asshole by nature and won’t voluntarily take time off from life, so he’s playing bossy and making me rest. What a bastard.

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Righteous:
Of a person acting or disposed to act rightly or justly; conforming to the precepts of divine law or accepted standards or morality; upright, virtuous. (OED)

Abides: to stick to/to follow; to stand by what you have promised (Webster’s)

Dude: A name given in ridicule to a man affecting an exaggerated fastidiousness in dress, speech, and deportment, and very particular about what is aesthetically ‘good form’; hence, extended to an exquisite, a dandy, 'a swell’. (OED)

mchanzo characterizations of genji where hes all Overprotective Shotgun Wedding are so ooc imo honestly like his ACTUAL reaction to mccree dating hanzo would be

  1. forced apathy (his relationship with hanzo is probably really strained regardless of whatever Thanks Zenyatta healing hes undergone so “who gives a shit what my brother is doing” genji seethes from a dark corner where he is flashing like a stop light)
  2. righteous fury (WHAT THE FUCK MCCREE DUDE THATS MY BROTHER)
  3. more righteous fury (WHAT THE FUCK MCCREE DUDE THATS MY BROTHER WHO MURDERED ME)