he's a model but idk who

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i’m gonna hire jimin as my main model for my future brand, expect it around 2018

you’re the fire and the flood

He stops short, because standing in front of him with a small smirk on his face is none other than Harry Styles, who Liam saw on the cover of Heat just this morning in Tesco apparently stuck in some complicated love situation with at least three Victoria’s Secret models. Harry Styles, the lead singer of Black Coast, the indie band currently blowing up the charts. Harry Styles, the man who apparently helped Liam’s five-year-old daughter when she got lost in the park on a cloudy Sunday afternoon in late September.

[Or: Liam is a single dad, Harry is a rockstar, that’s how their story begins.]

teen | 26k | liam/harry, side louis/nick, past liam/ofc | ao3

written for round 5 of the @1dbigbang with the lovely cover created by the wonderful @jessimond

if anyone thinks the Doctor and his companions have always been good little pacifists beans they could not be more wrong

like, man, first storyline ever the Doctor wants to kill a dude by bashing his head in with a rock (which, funnily enough, is how an audio decades later would dictate he actually did murder someone when he was only a kid) and is stopped by the guy he just essentially kidnapped

a while later the new fifteen year old companion straight up tries to murder Nero and nonchalantly shrugs about it when she tells the Doctor about switching the cups around

I’m not saying One and Vicki are casual murder friends but then again I have always said they’re immensely similar people/kindred spirits despite one being a Time Lord and another being a human teenager so maybe that is exactly what I’m saying

and then you have Leela. who just. straight up murders multiple people. and the Doctor treats this like a pesky quirk like “oh you, stop that” most of the time

so basically what I’m saying is 

that just because Ten is a hypocritical, self-righteous little shit, don’t hold Eleven or Twelve or anyone who writes them to some ridiculous pacifist standard that RTD should not have established (or possibly did not mean to establish, he might have meant it to be interpreted differently)

the Doctor is not a role model of pacifism okay

anonymous asked:

I find it quite cringy when I look at their Japanese interview (for coming over?). Where most of the members choose ks as the manliest and the members who didn't choose him at first when they looked at someone/something in front of them they changed their answers to ks (except yx?). Tell me about image manipulating.

It was from Ameba tv (35.55). Everyone chose him except ks who chose sh. Ks was consistent w his answer. yx pretending to be confused at the back, changing his answer from jm to ks. jd didn’t get the memo to choose ks. Lol. I can’t stop cringing at the last part. Ks is a role model hahah. Jm too hahaha. And ji tho. He was suddenly so quiet when ks did that.

Idk how ppl view this manliest part of ks. In that vid, pcy said that ks is a strong person and a quiet type. But I can’t find the relation between strong&quiet=manly. I expect a much precise explanation, not necessary long since they have been living tghtr for many yrs.

From my pov, this manly trait of ks means that he speaks his mind. He knows what he wants, what he wants to say. When no means no. When yes means yes.

  1. Ji said in this interview that ks will firmly say what bothers him.
  2. In 360 star show where jm said that his parents never say anything bout his eating habits but ks did.
  3. beat.burger mi.hawk said they had to change some parts in monster choreography coz ks didn’t want to do it.
  4. Jjs also said ks has a manly trait in 360 star show (tho he didn’t explain which part is manly). It was kinda unnecessary for him to bring up ‘ks is manly’ after he said ks is pretty and he wants to hold ks (lol).
  5. In their recent fanmeeting, ex0 cup, ks was voted the most as the person who will firmly say no/can’t. strict mom lol

But idk y some ppl re hung up w manly=dom/cold/buff/blabla. Where does it say that manly ks means that? Or did I miss anything? The man said himself he didn’t like working out and hates sweating. Tho he’s doing pilates now coz u guys didn’t like his cute tummy. Just kidding.

I don’t understand y some ppl gets easily triggered when we say ks is cute, likes being pampered, likes to cook, etc. Or or quickly dismissed this sides of ks which is more prominent. I bet some ppl didn’t watch that vlive app he did. Cooking and talking bout his mom non-stop w his round glasses being all cute. Lol. Told us don’t act like we know him. Yes, we don’t know him but these words didn’t come out from our mouth. Y is it ok to say ks is a macho man but not ok to say ks likes cooking and fold clothes and doing all these traditional feminine things. Some ppl will get triggered in 5, 4, 3, 2, I’m just kidding. Chill.

Honestly, it’s not about us. It’s not about our image of ks we have in mind and trying to project that to ks. This is about ks. Buffsoo was a yr ago. Get over it. Image manipulation exists n guess what, it works. Ks is seen as this cold and dom guy. This is not even about otp, who’s the top or bottom. Who fcking cares about that. Ks is the one fcking, not us. Some ppl needs to get off ff for a day. Lol. But then I forgot that some ppl don’t actually like rl ks, just ff ver of ks //coughcough.

Anyway, if you’re offended, you probably know I’m right. Cheers.

Have a nice day, anon!

anonymous asked:

do you have any fancasts for jason?

Not really. Ultimately I am forever searching for the living version of this

And it’s very difficult to find the body type + racial ambiguity that embodies how I envision Jason. I typically lean towards Eurasians, esp south east asians because of reasons. Like so

But picking a fancast is tough when some actors/models only fit from certain angles, lmao. Plus the dudes available are often super ripped and I think Jason has at least a little healthy chub on him. I think he’s good looking, but in real-person kind of way? Which is hard to come by.

Got7: Dating BamBam

• How does he ask you out? Idk. Probably a card with “Will you be my meme queen?” On it.
• Jk jk he’d probably be like the shy middle schooler who doesn’t look you in the eye to ask you out
• Him being big spoon bc “I’m manly.”
• Make out session in inappropriate places
• (At least, until JB comes and hits BamBam over the back of the head)
• Dabbing but together
• Having him modeling your clothes tbh
• Calling him DabDab
• Becoming friends with Yugyeom
• Being the most stylish couple around
• Having bottle flipping competitions every other day
• Him pouting or calling for a rematch when he doesn’t win
• Also becoming friends with Jackson
• Him teaching you Thai
• Laying in his lap
• Him asking you to do his make up
• You asking HIM to do YOUR make up
• Being affectionate in public like too much

DDOCA 

Gender is unknown, but it is hinted to be a girl by MJ when he asked DDOCA to call him “Oppa”, a term for a female to call their older brothers.

DDOCA is someone who is always following ASTRO and helping the boys film themselves playing around, sneak peaks at what they are doing or simple things like life behind the scenes/official camera.

AROHAs wishes they were DDOCA who is always with ASTRO and playing around with them.

cr to @moon-hyuks for DDOCA’s model (??? idk)

youtube

i translated this video (bahasa indonesia -> english) for practise purposes!

ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS:

What has been the most beautiful moment in your career?

Jinjin: Certainly our debut showcase. It’s because we were preparing for a long time.


The thing which you miss most from home?

MJ: My mattress.

Jinjin: My mattress.

Eunwoo: A restaurant.

Moonbin: My mum’s tauco (fermented yellow bean paste) soup.

Rocky: Card (games) Yu-Gi-Oh!


K-pop artist which you want to collaborate with?

Jinjin: BIGBANG. although they have their own colours, they have good synergy. We really admire them and really want to collaborate later on.


If you could go anywhere with fans, where would you go? (not 100% sure on this one)

Rocky: Go climb a mountain. We are very active, so going up a mountain will reconcile with our hearts (??)

Jinjin: Before coming here I looked up (what is in) Indonesia and I found out there is a Taman Safari (safari park). By coincidence, I like animals. To go there seemed suitable.


Who is the laziest when it comes to washing up?

MJ: After exhausting activities, when we shower Jinjin usually just goes straight to bed.


Who cooks most often?

Jinjin (and other members?): MJ has intentions to cook.

Eunwoo: But he never cooks.

Jinjin: We have activities…

Moon bin: Which only leave us enough time to buy food.


The first thing you do after you wake up from sleep?

MJ: Brush my teeth

Sanha: Wash my face

Moonbin: I rub my eyes and scratch my body

Jinjin: I blink my eyes then…

Astro: Sleep again

Eunwoo: Usually I prepare for the next day before I sleep, so I wake up and wear (what I prepared the day before) (?? idk if this is right)

Rocky: I will check my phone, after that I will sleep again


Who is your favourite idol?

MJ: BEAST, because they already try various kinds of genres.

Jinjin: Eric Nam. By chance, I also collaborated with him some time ago. He is a person who is very serious, but can also joke around. I learned lots from his maturity.

Eunwoo: My role models are BEAST and INFINITE. Each have character but are synergistic. Their teamwork is also very good, I want to learn to be able to become like them.

Rocky: G-Dragon. I watch his videos and concerts.  He is capable of capturing the audiences’ hearts.

Moonbin: TVXQ and BTS, because they are very synergistic if on stage. I want us to be like that.

Sanha: BEAST. Before our turn (on music shows), I watched their dress rehearsal. They look very relaxed.


What size shoes and shirts (are you)?

MJ: 260mm and size L

Jinjin: 275mm and size L. If it’s loose clothes I will wear XL.

Eunwoo: 270mm and size XL

Rocky: 280mm and size L or XL

Moonbin: 270mm and size XL

Sanha: 265mm and size L


Food which you are not able to go without?

MJ: Fried chicken

Jinjin: Jelly

Rocky: Ramyun, kimchi soup, meat…

Moonbin: I like snacks

Sanha: I like popcorn chicken. And potato.


What kind of girl do you prefer?

MJ: Someone who smiles a lot.

Jinjin: Someone with strong opinions.

Eunwoo: Someone who is wise and has lots of smiles.

Rocky: Someone like my mum

Moonbin: Someone who can eat lots. Can often remind me of things (that I forget).

Sanha: Me too, someone who can remind me


When is your new album (coming out)? What will your new concept be?

Jinjin: Yeah, in November. Our concept is a journey of our maturation.


What do you all know about Indonesia?

Jinjin: Rendang! (a dish)

MJ: Fruit

Sanha: Persimmon

Moonbin: Satay


What do fans mean to you?

Jinjin: Aroha is my life.

MJ: Aroha is my heart.

Moonbin: Aroha is water. We are like plants which need to be given water. That water is like love from our fans.

Eunwoo: Aroha is air.

Sanha: Aroha is treasure. Very valuable and must be protected.

Rocky: Aroha belong to Astro.


Message for Indonesian fans?

Jinjin: Thank-you everyone, because of you, we can come here and perform our showcase. From the airport to our showcase we received a lot of energy from you. We will come back. Wait for us, yes. Love you!



translations may not be 100% accurate. 

please credit me if taking out any excerpts.

things you may have forgotten about austin & ally

• nelson
• “that’s so panda”
• austin literally brought a framed photo of ally to his first awards show
• the cloud watching club
• crime & judgement
• “nice scream, ally”
• “jimmyyyyyy!”
• ally’s baskets are “unbeweaveable”
• dez is related to dwayne wade
• “ew, is that guy really wearing a thong?”
• that time they all got arrested for robbing an ice cream store
• the helen show
• the wanda watson show
• miami h8ter girl
• the butterfly song
• megan simms
• austin collects teddy bears
• pickles the goose
• trish’s full name is patricia maria de la rosa
• “holy unlimited texting, he is so cute!”
• ally wears elbow pads when she makes a salad and goggles when she brushes her teeth
• mimi moon used to be a hand model
• the ally way
• claws dun dun dun
• austin’s fear of umbrellas
• “don’t touch my book!”
• dallas
• cassidy
• billl with three llls
• “guess who got a job at _____!”
• austin and dez both cry at chick flicks
• ally chews her hair when she’s nervous
• “call a pioneer ranger!”
• sonic boom

anonymous asked:

(cont.) I've seen his bank acct but it seems too good to be true to me. I've never been offered that much before, honestly never been offered more than 2k a month so idk how I found him, I'm not that attractive tbh so I'd think he'd want more of a model type. I guess I'm just scared it's a trick or set up or something.

First and foremost why is your self esteem so low? Who told you you’re not that attractive? Because you were previously offered 2k from previous guys and now someone is trying to SHOW you that you deserve more than that and that’s raising an eyebrow? Sis, in this game you have to fake it till you make it, cut that low self esteem bs and remind yourself you’re a bad ass bitch.

anonymous asked:

tell us more abt mei in the highschool au i need this so much,,,

  • mei and symmetra are best friends!! theyre both 11 graders and watch tons of shitty period dramas together in mei’s dorm cause she has a tv
  • mei’s in band and plays the clarinet. symmetra takes art instead but mei shows up to all her art shows and is really impressed with her work.
  • theyre actually both concerned about the environment and are some of the only kids who sort their recyclables (mei is interested in climatology while symmetra wants to design eco-friendly buildings once she has to work at vishkar after graduation)
  • junkrat is in her chem11 class even tho he’s a 10th grader (in my highschool this was pretty common idk about others) and she has to supervise his overeager ass and stop him from purposely mixing solvents he KNOWS is bad
  • she’s in model UN and mostly does topic research and in Biomed Club with mercy
  • she also offers tutoring during lunch!! she tutors zarya among others
  • mei loves harry potter!! she read all of them in english to improve her reading and writing before applying to an international highschool like overwatch. she has a ravenclaw scarf!! 

a-little-bit-of-ultra-violence  asked:

I feel like with the new show runner, who was from the original law and order, that things this season have almost slid back? idk.

This season has definitely been on a downward spiral, that’s for sure.

I think, unfortunately, because Rick Eid did work on the mothership, that he’s almost tried to take SVU back to that sort of formulaic model that the original Law and Order followed where, week after week, there was simply another case presented, and not as much time was spent delving into the characters’ personal lives as there was on SVU.

Even before Warren Leight took over as showrunner, I think it’s fair to say that, out of all of the Law and Order branches, SVU probably spent the most amount of time dedicating some of the episode’s content each week to the characters’ personal lives. I mean, how many times did we hear about Stabler’s marriage? Or Benson’s brother? 

And I think that Warren Leight kind of expanded on that when he took over – he actually allowed the characters to grow a little bit through the cases that were presented each week, or he made sure to dedicate time in some of the episodes so that we could see what was going on in each character’s personal life.

Unfortunately, Rick Eid seems to be of the opposite mindset, which is frustrating, considering that SVU’s done relatively well and survived the last couple of seasons following Warren Leight’s model. As much as SVU is a cop procedural show, it’s been around long enough (and the characters have been around long enough) for the audience to actually give a damn about who they are as people.

It’s not enough anymore to simply see them show up on our screens for forty minutes each week while they go through the motions of solving a case. Hell, it’d be somewhat better if they at least wrote them with some personality, even if they didn’t delve into their personal lives at all! But the writers this season seem to be incapable of even doing that, ex. who is this angry tall man, and what have you done with Sonny Carisi???

At this point, I’d take Sonny and Barba at least being written in character, even if it meant we never heard about their personal lives again.

model seokjin

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

  • okay so this had been in the inbox for a while now and i’m super duper sorry i just wanted to get some namjoon stuff out!!
  • okay i’ve never seen many model aus so this is gonna be lit just wait i have some quality ideas
  • okay so firstly, you!!
  • you’re not the cliche make up artist who fixes the lead models make up and gets all close in his face…
  • and you’re not the photographer either, who gets to pose our dearest model however you want…
  • you’re actually a lowly secretary, like the one who answers phone calls for the head of the agency, and you’re always sent on coffee duty for everyone, and you’re usually the one taking notes, and emailing potential sponsors like you’re not really high up on the ranks
  • but because you’re a secretary that means you get to always be right near the action in case anyone needs a super large frappuccino with extra whip cream (looking at you, mrs. fashion designer lady)
  • which means you get to see him
  • and by him i mean the one and only kim seokjin
  • he’s well known across the world because he’s so damn handsome like he’s a god or something??
  • it’s always a war to see which agency will get to book him for a shoot because he’s so super popular
  • he works for the company big hit modeling (wink wink) and they’re not really a super known company, until seokjin starts modeling then they become one of the most famous companies across the globe
  • he’s mostly a fashion model (idk if there are other models) but he started with the typical fashion magazines where his hair is all messed and he’s holding some sort bag over his shoulder and giving the camera the big pouty lips
  • but recently he’s been in like sports magazines (mm kim seokjin, modeling in some bathing suit trunks, yes plz)
  • actually everyone expects the bathing suit issue to be sultry but legit you remember opening the issue and it’s seokjin with one of those flower swimming caps, smiling playfully and holding a beach ball up to his chest
  • and then in other pics he has the heart sunglasses and he’s wearing cute pink floaties and then an innertube around his waist!!
  • but still, you can see those shoulders,,, and those calves,,, and you just kinda have to fan yourself with the magazine because that level of beauty is overwhelming
  • you low key hoard every magazine he’s in okay like every single magazine he’s been in, it’s stashed under your bed
  • you wish that he would come and do some shoots for your magazine agency…
  • and guess what, your boss manages to do it, manages to get the one and only kim seokjin to come and do a “business” photo shoot
  • everyone goes into a full out panic because kim seokjin, the kim seokjin is going to be here of all places
  • you’re excited sure, but a little upset
  • you’ve been an admirer of seokjin since as long as you can remember, since he started his modeling career
  • you don’t know how you’re gonna feel having him so close to you, yet so far away
  • you then scold yourself for being so sentimental because why would he even notice you to begin with??
  • okay okay so it’s the first day of the shoot
  • you’re dressed in your usual work clothes, super business-y like a button down and then slacks or a skirt or whatever you like that’s business-y idk my work uniform is a cheongsam so like idk
  • but you can tell everyone is ok edge from the get go because everyone is being super snappy with you and everyone is running around and running into each other and it’s a hot mess up in this camp
  • okay it’s like an hour before seokjin is even supposed to show up but everyone is still super stressed and everyone is like go get our coffee and be useful and you kinda smile through the tears oh alright i see how it is
  • you know everyone’s orders by now so it’s not that big of a deal but still you’re feeling personally a little frazzled by all of the drama
  • you stumble into the coffee shop and the little cashier who you’re actually really friendly with now waves to you and you wave back and smile like if anyone can make your day better it’s him
  • so you order everything and kinda mention what’s going down at the agency like “yah kim seokjin is gonna be down here soon and everyone is stressed and being kinda crabby”
  • and the boys eyes light up “oh seokjin huh?” and he smiles “yah he’s a riot. really pretty. really sweet. don’t you think?”
  • he’s not really looking at you but you don’t mind too much
  • “seokjin is so gorgeous. and this is weird, but his hands are really super cute?” you laugh “you know i’ve been a fan for like years now… he looks so gentle and sweet… and i’m sure he’s so much more than a pretty face! like i bet he saves puppies off the street, well, maybe cats. and i bet he carries groceries up the steps for old ladies too!!”
  • and your counter boy is snickering and you’re like “jeongguk stop making fun of me i really think he would be like thaT”
  • but you’re pulled away from jeongguk because someone taps your shoulder so you spin around and guess who’s standing there
  • it’s, that’s right, you guessed it, it’s none other than kim seokjin in the flesh
  • your face drains of all color and you wonder how long he’s been standing there, listening to you rave about him
  • it’s a super small hole in the wall coffee shop that mostly older folks come to which explains the lack of paparazzi and screaming fans but you kinda wish they were there to take the pressure and attention off of you
  • he’s staring down at you and his face is so red but you’re sure that your face is even more so
  • jeongguk is cackling behind the counter and you start to blush harder
  • and finally seokjin manages to stammer out “thanks for thinking so highly of me…!! it means the world to me, that people, like me, i mean, i know people like me, but i mean like-”
  • and jeongguk just coughs “plz mom, you’re embarrassing yourself.”
  • “i tolD yOu noT TO cALL me tHaT”
  • and he hides behind his hands and you think that’s so super cute you just wanna like… idk… kiss him all over…
  • “you’re um… coming over to do a shoot with us!!” you smile a bit
  • his eyes go wide and he smiles “are you one of the models im working with?”
  • and you go so red you can feel your heart slamming against your chest “who me? ahh no i’m just the assistant…”
  • “oh… what a shame, i would wanna do some shoots with you. maybe one day we can get jeongguk to take our picture!”
  • “smoooooth”
  • “jeon jeongguk is2g shut your mouth”
  • you’re blushing and smiling and seokjin is looking anywhere but your face and jeongguk is coughing like um your coffee is ready
  • and you both think it means your coffee and you both go to grab it and your fingers brush and you both pull away and stutter out apologies
  • jeongguk rolls his eyes but smiles anyhow
  • but alas seokjin’s phone rings and his agent is like :))) hurry it up there pal :)))
  • and seokjin says he’ll see you soon but before you can reply he’s rushing out the door and as soon as he’s gone you’re practically screaming to jeongguk, from a melted heap on the floor
  • “you should probably get going so you can see your boy…”
  • jeongguk hands you over the trays of coffee and sends you off with a playful little wink
  • okay okay so you get back to the office area and you’re handing out drinks to all your superiors and they’re too busy trying to fix the lighting and touch up seokjin’s makeup and whatever to even notice that you stay in the shooting room while things start to go down
  • but you don’t notice that seokjin keeps glancing over at you, and he’s low key trying to ask all the staff about you like who’s that angel over there just for reasons…
  • okay so he’s dressed in this extremely tight white button down and he has some black slacks and a skinny black tie and his hair is down in his eyes and also !! carrying a briefcase and probably wearing some ugly ass penny loafers but he makes them look so nice
  • okay but then
  • then
  • the coordinating outfit lady whatever they’re called, she comes over and undoes the first two buttons and wow chest chest chest chest
  • you feel your stomach twisting in knots and you want to look away but oh it’s so tantalizing
  • but something is definitely off, the imagine isn’t right but nobody else is seeing how awkward it looks right now and you’re like um this can’t be the image we use??
  • and so like any normal person would do in this situation, you totally disregard your job and your standing and you rush up to the runway area and you hurry over to seokjin
  • and there is some astounded gasps and screaming and your name followed by some rude and profane language but you disregard all of it tbh
  • you rest one hand on seokjin’s chest and the other one works at his tie and he tenses up and goes red as a tomato and he stares down at you
  • you stick your tongue out a bit and he thinks it’s so cute how you’re concentrating but also you’re so close and he might die?
  • you loosen the tie up so it’s not so tight and stuffy and it hangs down a bit and it really matches this whole messy professional thing and it looks like a million times better
  • and the head photographer has a light bulb right, it just pops up over his head
  • “you two, stay like that please”
  • and you’re like wait what im not a moDEL
  • but hey you’re already in the business clothes and you two look so cute,,,
  • most of the pictures you two end up taking, your face is blocked from view either by looking to the side or looking down or whatever but it’s super touchy like he has his arm draped over you at some points, or his hand on your waist and it’s so close and you’re like wow how have i not died yet
  • but then
  • then
  • seokjin leans down and he gives you a look and you don’t need words to understand he ghosts his lips over yours and wraps his arms around your waist and your hands are on his chest and you can hear like seven million cameras going off
  • you both pull away and he’s stammering and you’re blushing and the entire business is in a frenzy because that was so good
  • and the main photographer comes up and he’s like “nice to meet you i’m min yoongi, if you’re interested we could get you a job over at big hit… you and seokjin here have a certain chemistry that would be so amazing to capture in photography.”
  • he gives you his card
  • seokjin gives you his number (wink wink wink)
  • and a few weeks later jeongguk is the first to confront you about a certain photoshoot in a certain magazine featuring a certain someone that looks very much like you, kissing a certain famous model…

anonymous asked:

#vietanon I totally agree on having rinto had slight curly hair like lenka???? not only does that seperates him from rin and len but also matches with lenka?? I also figured the reason why I feel like he's kinda Len somehow is prob because his side fringes are kinda short while his face is kinda long so my brain just immediately assume it's Len-like (kinda appreciates the fact you would went through the process of making alternate hairstyles for a suggestion. BLESS)

YEAH i went the curly route bc it just seemed most suitable but who knows i literally go through like 50 hairstyles for genderbends and then settle on one in the end hehe

ALSO its funny u say that his sidefringe is short and face is long bc that’s a characteristic amongst my kaito models hehehe i actually might change his face entirely to a kaito face edit rather than editing from len if i dislike his current face edit any further idk

i think he’s pretty cOOlLlio so far but like its been only 2 days, i need a solid week before im like this is ugly and then remake everything 

@aintreallygood replied to your post “I mean he spent about 16832x as long with Xander, met his parents, was…”

people literally act you’re disgusting for wondering or suggesting he might have been seeing some of his guy friends and i think it make people feel like they have to disclaim it so nasties don’t come at them and it creates this real bad reaaaalll heteronormative vibe �� i had someone tell me i was just as bad as larries for saying “idk i used to wonder about him and xander all the time” once like…???

i know and it’s so annoying like ive seen so many people post things like “why do yall have to sexualize his friendships just let him be” then those same people turn around and assume he’s dating some model because he followed her on instagram sdlkfsdjfl like it’s just……really heteronormative and i agree, i think a lot of the people who tag stuff like that aren’t doing it because they’re being heteronormative themselves but more because they don’t want to get dragged, and i used to do the same thing until recently im kind of just like 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ come for me if u want but im not going to play into that toxic mentality 

and yeah obviously the larries are on a whole other plane but harry has been….not shy about the fact that he’s non-straight for Years now tbh but somehow it’s invasive and wrong if you wonder about him being in a same sex relationship but fine and normal if you talk about a woman he’s rumored to be dating

greetings earthlings!  i’m jo.  i’m eighteen and live in the GLORIOUS united kingdom.  i’d pretend i didn’t bc we’re a mess right now,  but i complain way too much to be from anywhere else.  now  let me introduce you to actual piece of human trash eliot varner.

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I want a Highschool AU Casmund fic modeled after the song ‘Uptown Girl’ by Billy Joel.

Like the Pevensies are really popular/elite/idk just generally seen as royal people I guess

and Caspian is a new kid whose pretty much at the bottom of the food chain, and he sees the Pevensies sitting on an elevated section of an outdoor cafeteria (with golden sunlight around them because hello color conotation) and he gets really starstruck by Edmund the moment he lays eyes on him. So he asks Reep, “Who is that?" 

And Reep just snorts and says the Pevensies are way out of his league, but Caspian is totally determined to at least get to know Edmund. So he tells Reep to help him and a couple of weeks pass and Caspian has been hella pining and he finally works up the courage to talk to Edmund in their science class or something (maybe they’re partners idk) and Edmund is so snarky and sarcastic that Caspian just like falls head over heels.

So then later Reep would come running up to him a couple days after he and Edmund had started to talk and say, "I don’t know how i swung it, but you’ve got your chance: I’ve got you a date with Susan.” And Caspian is like 'wat?’ and then it comes out that this whole time Reep thought Caspian liked Susan and is totally blindsided when he rides off into the sunset making out with Edmund instead