he's a booger

Ok but remember the first time Teru tried lifting Mob, he had his defenses up & it was sO HARD FOR TERU

but then afterwards they became friends & just

and also more recently

“Go ahead and take a nap! I’ll just float you around ‘till we get to school.”


objects from the harry potter series → 1/50: bertie bott’s every flavour beans

A bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. “You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once.

eating habits

In 7th grade, we were with our school in a camp. In the mornings you had to make a sandwich for lunch and I remember 3 guys:

the first one didn’t like anything and ate plain bread for a week.

the other one was just the opposite and liked everything, so he made a sandwich with bread, cheese, ham, nutella and cucumber.

the last one, he… I can’t describe him, but here is what he made for lunch:

he took two slices of bread and when (he thought) nobody is watching, he just added his boogers and snot into the sandwich.

Here’s a few translated funny Romanian idioms (meaningfully idiosyncratic expressions):

  • 1. A Romanian is not “surprised”…his “face has fallen off” (I-a picat fața).
  • 2. A Romanian didn’t just “do so much with so little” … he “made a whip out of shit” (Face din rahat bici).
  • 3. A Romanian won’t “lose temper” … his “mustard will jump off” (Îi sare muștarul).
  • 4. A Romanian hasn’t just “screwed up” … he “threw his boogers in the beans” (A dat cu mucii-n fasole).
  • 5. A Romanian won’t “try to fool you” … he’ll “throw vapours at you” (Te aburește).
  • 6. Nor will he “lie to you” … he’ll “sell you doughnuts” (Vinde gogoși).
  • 7. A Romanian doesn’t “suddenly get it” … his “coin drops” (Îi pică fisa).
  • 8. A Romanian is not “extremely tired” … he’s “cabbage.” His life is not “chaotic” … it’s “cabbage.” And his room is not “a complete mess” … it’s also “cabbage” (Varză).
  • 9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort “useless” … he says it’s “a rub on a wooden leg” (Frecție la picior de lemn).
  • 10. You don’t “drive a Romanian nuts” … you “take him out of his watermelons” (Îl scoți din pepeni).
  • 11. A Romanian will not have “the impostor syndrome” … he will “feel with the fly on his cap” (Se simte cu musca pe căciulă).
  • 12. In Romania, things are not “far away” … they’re “at the devil’s mother” (La mama naibii).
  • 13. A Romanian is not “crazy” … he’s “gone on a raft” (Dus cu pluta).
  • 14. A Romanian won’t tell you to stop “wasting time” … he’ll tell you to stop “rubbing the mint” (Freca menta).
  • 15. A Romanian won’t say that something is “cool” … he’ll say it’s “concrete” (Beton).
  • 16. A Romanian is not “nervous” … he “has a carrot (in his ass)” (Are un morcov în fund).
  • 17. A Romanian doesn’t just “keep quiet” … he “keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field” (Tace ca porcu-n păpușoi).
  • 18. As a Romanian you don’t “fool yourself” … you “get drunk with cold water” (Te îmbeți cu apă rece).
  • 19. A Romanian is not “stupid” … he’s “a Venice bush” (Tufă de Veneția).
  • 20. A Romanian won’t “call it quits” … he’ll “stick his feet in” (Își bagă picioarele).
  • 21. A Romanian hasn’t been “scammed” … he “took a spike” (A luat țeapă).
  • 22. A Romanian is not “a drunkard” … he’s “a blotting paper” (Sugativă).
  • 23. A Romanian will not look at you “confused” … he will “stare like the crow at the bone” (Ca cioara la ciolan).
  • 24. A Romanian doesn’t have “unusual ideas” … he has “a curly mind” (Minte creață).

The one missing is “turned to dust” (“unmendable”) and, the more elaborate one, “ai facut rahatul praf!”, mot-a-mot “you’ve turned shit to dust” meaning “now you’ve been and gone and done it!”

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

““A bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. “You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once.”
Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, and bit into a corner.
“Bleaaargh - see? Sprouts.”

So it occurred to me while re-watching the G:KND animatic...

We never actually hear what fate Nigel Uno is choosing for Earth.

Sure, he’s essentially going to press a big red button and Chad is horrified, so we all assumed he was choosing something like planetary annihilation (or at least I did, don’t mean to speak for anyone else), but it could just as well be Nigel launching some sort of biological weapon on Earth to subdue the entire population. Hell, he could be providing his booger to disable the KND’s planetary defenses and allowing the G:KND to swoop in and occupy the planet.

There’s also the whole business of C:KND being no stranger to milking melodrama and humor out of mysterious misleading openings and otherwise laughable “anti-kid” things. Remember how “Operation: BUTT” began with a super serious interrogation scene? Or when in “Operation: TEETH,” how “horrible” it was that the floss net that Abby and Hoagie were tied up in was “slowly cleaning their teeth, and there was nothing they could do about it?”

Hang on. Ignore the strange syntax and stay with me for a moment.

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4. last time i cried and why 5. ideas of perfect date

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▸ 4. last time i cried and why

okay, this is gonna sound really stupid, but i think the last time i cried wasn’t that long ago. i nanny four kids, okay? the youngest one is this boy names austin. he’s got autism, but he’s legit one of the silliest, smartest, sweetest kids i’ve ever met. i love him so much. he’s a booger but what kid isn’t?

anyway. he’s just sitting in the recliner with his kindle and with this super soft, cute voice he starts humming bink’s sake. he’s just sitting there, humming, and it sounds so precious. i didn’t prompt him or anything. he just wanted to.

it was so cute i actually started crying.

any other time, it’s probably me being overly sensitive to stuff in the fandom and crying over stupid shit.


I paid Feldspar a revisit in my Moleskine recently, and used him as an excuse to try to reacquaint myself with digital. I feel sorry for the poor guy. At least the tablet still works on this new setup, even if my brain doesn’t!

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Gratsu Fluff Week - Day 5: Hugs/Cuddles

Hug Me, I’m Cold

God, it was cold!

So freaking cold he swore his boogers were probably frozen solid right now. Natsu hated the cold with a burning passion, yet here he was standing in five feet deep snow in the middle of a park. Not a single person could be seen in the park, so remind him again why the hell he, of all people, was here?

“Natsu, c'mon! Stop being such a baby. It’s not that cold.”

Ah, that’s right. His asshole of a boyfriend freaking loved the cold weather and was currently making him suffer. His squinty brown eyes glared at Gray as he rolled the base of his snowman into place, smile spread across his lips. Don’t get him wrong, he loved seeing Gray smile and having fun but the cold biting at his extremities made it less enjoyable. Right now he was using moderate amounts of his fire magic to keep his ass from freezing and falling off.

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Waking up- Jack Johnson blurb

The sun shines through the blinds warming your skin. Rolling over on your side you come face to face with Jack already wide awake. “That’s creepy” you say flopping your head back down on the pillow. He’s staring at you intently studying your features “Sorry I was just thinking about last night” he chuckles. Jack’s hand slips under the blanket and he runs it along your back. You hum in response as he lightly drags his nails against the skin. Jack scoots closer to you in the bed until your bodies are touching. He places a kiss on your forehead and then laughs. “What?” “You’ve got-“ he reaches towards you eye and you blink repeatedly as a reflex. “eye booger” he says flicking it at you “smooth, way to ruin the moment” you giggle throwing off the cover and slipping on his tee.