he's a booger

Ok but remember the first time Teru tried lifting Mob, he had his defenses up & it was sO HARD FOR TERU

but then afterwards they became friends & just

and also more recently

“Go ahead and take a nap! I’ll just float you around ‘till we get to school.”

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objects from the harry potter series → 1/50: bertie bott’s every flavour beans

A bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. “You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once.

eating habits

In 7th grade, we were with our school in a camp. In the mornings you had to make a sandwich for lunch and I remember 3 guys:

the first one didn’t like anything and ate plain bread for a week.

the other one was just the opposite and liked everything, so he made a sandwich with bread, cheese, ham, nutella and cucumber.

the last one, he… I can’t describe him, but here is what he made for lunch:

he took two slices of bread and when (he thought) nobody is watching, he just added his boogers and snot into the sandwich.

anonymous asked:

Funny story. Guy friend and I were fooling around. He had laid me down on the floor while fingering me, and when I looked at his face (bam!) he had this giant booger sticking out of his nose. I didn't know what to do because I was about to cum, and we weren't near anything I could grab to wipe his nose with. So, I closed my eyes and just let him finish fingering me. The rest of the night, I totally forgot about it, until he said: "Hold on, something's on your face." It was his booger. 😬🤢🤣

theamishpirate  asked:

So let's flip that question around: We know that Tech won't try to hurt Sandy or his Rescuers. At worst, he'd chase them off should they cross the boundary around his island. But how does he feel, flying against Sandy? The boy saves dragonhunters, but he also saves a lot of other folks, and he's well committed to doing no harm. What about Tech's allies; how do Pel and Neon feel about this?

Tech is irritated with Sandy, but he can’t really fault the little booger. He’s aware Sandy does it to be compassionate, and Tech’s not upset at that part. He IS upset about Sandy not taking the consequences of that into consideration. But he’s glad someone out there is rescuing the folks at sea. Someone should, it’s a tough job. Good on him.

Neon is constantly in a state of conflict that she’s trying to hide. About herself, what they’re doing, what Sandy does, are they murderers, is Sandy a murderer by proxy, what should she have for lunch, all under a somewhat awkward and anxiously nonchalant exterior.

Pel thinks Sandy is a giant weenie and should grow a backbone.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

““A bag of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. “You want to be careful with those,” Ron warned Harry. “When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once.”
Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, and bit into a corner.
“Bleaaargh - see? Sprouts.”

So it occurred to me while re-watching the G:KND animatic...

We never actually hear what fate Nigel Uno is choosing for Earth.

Sure, he’s essentially going to press a big red button and Chad is horrified, so we all assumed he was choosing something like planetary annihilation (or at least I did, don’t mean to speak for anyone else), but it could just as well be Nigel launching some sort of biological weapon on Earth to subdue the entire population. Hell, he could be providing his booger to disable the KND’s planetary defenses and allowing the G:KND to swoop in and occupy the planet.

There’s also the whole business of C:KND being no stranger to milking melodrama and humor out of mysterious misleading openings and otherwise laughable “anti-kid” things. Remember how “Operation: BUTT” began with a super serious interrogation scene? Or when in “Operation: TEETH,” how “horrible” it was that the floss net that Abby and Hoagie were tied up in was “slowly cleaning their teeth, and there was nothing they could do about it?”

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Meet…Chakram.

Fights with a giant ring blade, as his name suggests. Infinitely flexible, to the point people threaten to tie him in a knot if he pisses someone off. Hooray for double joints!

Fights with zero honor, ‘cause screw that. No one was ever fair to him, so why be fair to them?

Probably consistently in trouble with Rysc, who’s pretty close to giving up, because he’s a freaking booger. Probably only able to be corralled by Switchblade, who reaches up on tippy-toe to DRAG HIM AWAY BY THE EAR.

Talks with his mouth full.

Needs to take a damn bath. Please, someone deposit him into the bath. Please.

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I paid Feldspar a revisit in my Moleskine recently, and used him as an excuse to try to reacquaint myself with digital. I feel sorry for the poor guy. At least the tablet still works on this new setup, even if my brain doesn’t!

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Gratsu Fluff Week - Day 5: Hugs/Cuddles

Hug Me, I’m Cold


God, it was cold!

So freaking cold he swore his boogers were probably frozen solid right now. Natsu hated the cold with a burning passion, yet here he was standing in five feet deep snow in the middle of a park. Not a single person could be seen in the park, so remind him again why the hell he, of all people, was here?

“Natsu, c'mon! Stop being such a baby. It’s not that cold.”

Ah, that’s right. His asshole of a boyfriend freaking loved the cold weather and was currently making him suffer. His squinty brown eyes glared at Gray as he rolled the base of his snowman into place, smile spread across his lips. Don’t get him wrong, he loved seeing Gray smile and having fun but the cold biting at his extremities made it less enjoyable. Right now he was using moderate amounts of his fire magic to keep his ass from freezing and falling off.

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Waking up- Jack Johnson blurb

The sun shines through the blinds warming your skin. Rolling over on your side you come face to face with Jack already wide awake. “That’s creepy” you say flopping your head back down on the pillow. He’s staring at you intently studying your features “Sorry I was just thinking about last night” he chuckles. Jack’s hand slips under the blanket and he runs it along your back. You hum in response as he lightly drags his nails against the skin. Jack scoots closer to you in the bed until your bodies are touching. He places a kiss on your forehead and then laughs. “What?” “You’ve got-“ he reaches towards you eye and you blink repeatedly as a reflex. “eye booger” he says flicking it at you “smooth, way to ruin the moment” you giggle throwing off the cover and slipping on his tee.