he's 2 cute i had such a gr8 time making this

masterlist

I’ll update this as often as I can!! And remember: if you want something written, please send a request :)


audio edits: x

endless scroll: x

number blurbs (100 Ways to Say “I Love You”): x

number blurbs (Drabble Challenge): x 

number blurbs (Writing Prompts): x

some more blurbs: x

domestic series: x 

appliance shawn stuff: x 

the colours between us (series): x

Runnings Errands - going grocery shopping with shawn 

Just A Day - literally just a casual day on tour (a fave)

Homecoming - you and shawn attend your homecoming dance

Sick Day - you get sick while on tour with shawn

College Bound - shawn accompanies you when you move into your college dorm

Babysitting - you and shawn babysit your cousins

Hot Cocoa and Cuddles - shawn has a bad day at the studio and needs cuddles 

Aaliyah’s Graduation - shawn tears up at his sister’s graduation

Loving Boyfriend - you’re v tired after work so shawn picks you up and is super cute and caring

First Fight - you have your first fight with shawn 

“I Loth You” - shawn wears a retainer and you think it’s adorable 

First Meeting - your parents are friends with shawn’s and you two meet for the first time // Part 2 // Part 3 

Best Friend - shawn is your best friend and visits you at college

Distracted Driving - you worry about shawn’s habit of snapping and driving

Don’t Be A Fool - shawn’s pov, you two break up and he’s sad

Meeting His Family - you meet shawn’s family for the first time 

Shawn After Dentist - shawn’s loopy after he gets his wisdom teeth out

Baking Cookies - shawn comes over and you two bake some cookies 

Christmas Surprise - shawn surprises you on christmas eve 

Merry Christmas - you celebrate christmas with shawn’s family

Hurt - shawn’s hurt and you take care of him (sorta)

Pains & Strawberries - you’ve got cramps and shawn is a lovely boyfriend

New Year - you and shawn celebrate the new year together

Tattoo - shawn accompanies you when you get your first tattoo

Midnight Breakfast - you can’t sleep so you and shawn go for a walk (also a fave)

House Hunting - you and shawn buy your first house together

Photograph - shawn surprises you with a song at your wedding

Shape of You - based off of Ed Sheeran’s song Shape of You

Headache - shawn has a migraine

Spring Cleaning - you and shawn do some spring cleaning, with distractions

Washing Machine - you teach shawn how to use the new washer

Lullabye - your baby won’t go to sleep, so shawn plays his guitar

Forever and Always - shawn proposes (also a fave)

Maid of Honor - you and shawn attend a wedding

Boyfriend Tag - you and shawn do the boyfriend tag 

Doing My Job - just shawn being a cute dad 

Appliance Shopping - you and shawn go shopping for some appliances (also a fave)

He’s A Keeper - your mom sees a cute moment between shawn and your little brother

Suprise at School - shawn surprises you at school 

Yard Work - your son and shawn do yard work together

Sick Shawn - shawn is sick and you take care of him 

Appliance Delivery - you and shawn get a washer and dryer delivered (part 2 of Appliance Shopping but can be read independently from that)

Mysterious Injury - you hurt yourself in a weird way and shawn is worried

The Dishwasher Indicent - shawn isn’t allowed to use the dishwasher anymore

Insomnia - you can’t sleep and worry shawn

Hockey - shawn gets hurt playing hockey

Boyfriend Does My Makeup - shawn does your makeup

The Mask - you and shawn meet at a masquerade ball (sorta kinda based off of I Don’t Even Know Your Name) (also a fave!!!) 

Post-It - shawn is a lovely boyfriend (valentine’s day special)

Clingy Shawn - shawn just wants to be cudded

Car Ride Discovery - shawn finds out you can sing

Snow Day - just some fn fluff n snow 

Dinner - idk how to describe it (based off of a dream i had)

Starbucks - shawn gets a crush on the barista at starbucks

Graduation - shawn surprises his girlfriend at her high school graduation

The One - shawn realizes he wants to marry you

Amusement Parks & Sunburns - you, shawn, and the crew spend the day at an amusement park. also sunburn. 

Badboy - badboy!shawn

European Surprises - you surprise shawn in europe, but he has a surprise for you

This is untitled - shawn comes home to see you in your true element, with a face mask on dancing to his music

Koala - you love to hug shawn (there’s a pun in this and it’s a gr8 pun)

Hickeys - shawn has hickeys on hiss neck while meeting fans 

Dad!Shawn - does this even need a summary

Babysitter Aaliyah - aaliyah is babysitting your child when something happens to them

Date Night - just a fun lil date night after shawn is home from tour

Burning Marks - soulmate!au where the first line your soulmate says to you is on your arm / part 2

Hotel Rooms and Postmates - what it would be like in a hotel room with shawn

House Cleaning - you and shawn clean the house together 

This too is untitled - super angsty stuff (also a fave)

Tour Surprises - you decide to surprise shawn on tour with the cheesiest poster

Lego House - you call shawn while he’s on tour (has nice audio w it)

Running Low - based on running low by shawn mendes :-(

Beach Day - a day at the beach with dad shawn 

Missed Birthday Surprise - you want to throw shawn a surprise party

From Fan to Fam - shawn proposes 

Cheater - shawn cheats on you while he’s drunk / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

Daisies - shawn surprises his daughter at her dance recital

Mob - you get mobbed when you’re out with some of shawn’s friends

this is also untitled - shawn’s friends are protective of you

Colorful Soulmate - you see colors when you first meet your soulmate

Overprotective - shawn is overprotective of you

Warrior - you’re the strongest person shawn knows (a fav) (really emotional and long)

Jealous Boyfriend - shawn gets jealous when you fangirl over another band

Eclipse Glasses - your daughter wants to see the solar eclipse but dad!shawn couldn’t find glasses

Bookworm - you love reading and not everyone understands

Birthday Boy - you throw shawn a birthday party

Separate Rooms - shawn’s team makes you two sleep in different hotel rooms

Facetime Tears - you’re crying whenever you facetime shawn and he gets worried

Birthday - it’s your birthday and shawn is the perfect boyfriend

Blame It On the Alcohol - you see shawn kissing another girl at a party

Act Like You Love Me - your relationship with shawn has changed


Last Updated: 10/24/2017

Hello! I was wondering if you could write about Zen and 707 playfully jumping out on MC (their girlfriend) in the dark, only to scare the living crap out of her and have her start crying, and be unable to stop even when she knows it’s just them. Like, how they’d react to that. Thank you very much!

Ahhh this is such a cute request, you got it, anon!

Zen:

  • It was almost time for bed and you were finishing up your nightly routine in the hallway bathroom while Zen had long finished his routine in the bedroom’s bathroom bc of course he needed to hog one bathroom all to himself 
  • When he assumed that you were almost done, a playful thought came to his mind,
  • “What if I hide behind the bedroom door and scare MC??”
  • That’s gr8 Zen, you go do that this won’t end badly at all
  • So he shut off all the lights in the house and waited behind the door
  • It took a few minutes, but he finally heard the door creak open and your confused voice echoing throughout the house
  • “Zen? Did you go to bed already? Helloooo?”
  • When there was no response, you just shrugged and made your way to the bedroom to join your boyfriend, “Hm, guess he’s already asleep.”
  • The footsteps became closer and closer and before you could step into the room, Zen leaped out, lightly grabbing your shoulders for further scare points
  • “BOO!”
  • He heard you yelp loudly but soon felt your shoulders slip away from his grasp, and soft gasping noises filling the air
  • Zen immediately flipped on the light switch only to find that you’ve fallen on your butt to the floor crying
  • Regret is the first emotion to fill his system
  • You feel yourself being enveloped in his arms and a constant flow of “I’m sorry’s” in your ear
  • Despite knowing that it was him and his attempts to soothe you, you just couldn’t stop crying for some reason
  • Eventually Zen picked you up and carried you over to the bed, climbing in as you cuddled up to his chest
  • He began to sing a gentle song and your sniffles soon transformed into the calm breathing of sleep
  • Zen let out a heavy sigh and kissed your forehead
  • You can bet that you were going to be treated like royalty tomorrow

707:

  • In hindsight, watching a horror movie at 3 am wasn’t a good idea because now you were terrified of anything and everything 
  • And being the oh so lovely boyfriend he is, Saeyoung was going to enjoy it as much as he could
  • He started by shutting down the lights in the house, and the only way to get them back on was on one of his laptops
  • Like you’d be able to guess which laptop and the frenzy of different passwords that’d be set for each individual one
  • You were mostly feeling your way around the house, Saeyoung thinking it’d be funny to let ominous creaks and noises omit through the house
  • He ran off laughing, the sound becoming creepy as it echoed in the hallways
  • You found your way to the bedroom and instantly made a dash towards the bed, where the blankets could be your safe haven
  • Flashbacks of the movie flowed through your head and you started tearing up a little
  • Saeyoung had found your covered body on the bed and he was ready as ever
  • “3…2…1…”
  • “I’VE FOUND YOU!” he screamed as he jumped on top of you
  • A high shriek escaped your mouth and you began to violently sob
  • Upon hearing your cries, Saeyoung immediately took action
  • He picked you up gently and held you tightly in his lap, whispering soothing words to calm you down
  • “MC, I’m so sorry…shh it’s me, everything’s okay now…”
  • He feels so bad that he already has the list of ways on how he’s going to make it up to you planned out
  • A few minutes passed and your sobs still haven’t died down
  • If words weren’t enough, then the phrase “Actions speak louder than words” couldn’t fit more
  • Saeyoung pecked every place he could reach from your neck to your forehead and kept at it until you began to giggle
  • He was so relieved to see that smile back on your face
  • When you yawned, he laid you down to rest because tomorrow you were going to be smothered in his love
  • It was going to be a peaceful sleep until hE BLEW A RASPBERRY INTO YOUR NECK GODDAMMIT SAEYOUNG–
Vigilante Partner in Crime!Wonwoo Pt 1

so like i made this too long bUT I HAVE OVERWHELMING FEELS FOR WONWOO THAT WILL NOT BE TAMED!!! DONT TRY TO STOP ME!!! since requests are OPEN rn, plEASE SEND ME THEM AND DONT FORGET TO READ THE FAQ AND RULES BEFORE DOING SO!!! c:

Part 1 | Part 2

  • well yall here is my funeral :)))
  • I love these types of tropes but i am honestly trash for any and all types of aus
  • Also guys!!!! This is inspired by the show miraculous ladybug I LOVE LADYNOIR SO THIS AU IS BASED ON THEM THAT SHOW IS GR8 IDC IF ITS MEANT FOR KIDS MOST OF THE FANDOM IS AT LEAST LATE TEENS AND YOUNG ADULTS LMAO CHECK IT OUT YALL
  • I love this man a lOT A LOT A LOT SO MUCH anywayz let’s get moving
  • For decades your city has been struck by bad luck relentlessly
  • The amount of robberies and murders are going through the roof
  • Walking in broad daylight is just a little less dangerous than night
  • Ever since you were young, your parents warned you about the dangers in the streets and of the world

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aesthedick-cheol  asked:

CEO! Seungcheol please 💕💕💕

AU #8 (Request from this list)
Ft.Seungcheol/S.Coups

I’m visiting my dad and I couldn’t being my laptop and my dad’s computer doesn’t let me edit the imagines so I have to LITERAL CODE EVERYTHING. 😑 ANYWAYS MANLY SCOUPS AS A CEO MY GOD

  • LIKE THIS BOI MAN IS SO CHILL AND EFFICIENT
  • He’ll make sure everything gets in on time, and you might get in trouble if you don’t alert him of something coming up
  • And yeah he looks kind of intimidating
  • But he cares for all his employees as individuals
  • He pays attention to everyone’s habits and adjust everything so everyone is happy
  • Like “Jihoon, you’re looking annoyed again, just take your coffee break”
  • ”Jeonghan stop falling asleep at your desk and get Dino to photocopy these papers”
  • ”Hoshi stop using the pencil as part of your dance routine…use a pen it’s less likely to stab you”
  • Like NEED COFFEE IN THE MORNING? HE’LL GET SOME TO YOUR DESK
  • I imagine him as like the CEO of a serious business company but he always manages to make it kind of fun
  • Like Hoshi will start playing music and everyone will be dancing and maybe adding to the beat if they think Seungcheol is away
  • Then Seungcheol will quietly step in and make the music louder so he can hear it from his office
  • ”Y/N, if you dance 2 feet to the left you’ll hit the water cooler, be careful”
  • Oh yeah, you’re his low-key favourite employee
  • You’re a quiet worker, so you don’t really need to speak up if you’re not socializing
  • But if you request something CHEOLLIE IS ON IT
  • He kind of has a crush on you tbh
  • And I mean he has the ability to ask you out
  • But he thinks he might scare you or get turned down bc he’s your boss and you might not be able to work properly
  • So he keeps his thoughts to himself
  • But his small romantic gestures come in forms of sweet post it note reminders on your desk, or some small gifts
  • It’s cute and you notice them, so you do have a small crush on your boss hahaha
  • Ok maybe it’s a big crush but you have no way to show your feelings without getting flustered
  • But one day life was being a biatch
  • You couldn’t really get your life together, stress with money, stress with family, etc
  • And even though you loved your company and your co workers and your boss
  • The job itself was getting boring to you
  • But luCKY DAY your company hit a slight hitch and everyone was needing to work and do their best
  • For once even Seungcheol was stressed, so everyone knew something was up
  • So specific people had their schedules changed based on how they worked (which Seungcheol studied so he knew who did best)
  • Those people had their schedules changed, so they worked the same amount of hours, just later in the day (overnight shift)
  • And lucky you, you’re one of those people
  • Yayyy pulling an all nighter becomes almost normal
  • One night you’re working tiredly in the break room on your laptop when Seungcheol comes in with coffee
  • Crap do I look okay
  • He sits down next to you at the table and hands you a cup and you take it gladly
  • He starts small talk by saying you should get a break (the sweetheart)
  • “Hey Y/N, you need anything?”
  • “Uh…no…why do you ask?”
  • “Um…just wondering. I’ve been checking on everyone-”
  • “Seungcheol you haven’t said anything to anyone but me I saw you at the the doorway”
  • He’s just like O shIT
  • So you just sigh and close your laptop to look at Seungcheol sitting next to you
  • Poor guy gets all flustered to you looking into his eyes (the manly act is DOWN)
  • Because even when you’re tired you look like a freAKIN ANGEL
  • Like your hair is pulled back and your skin is like glowing bc like sleepy glow but you just look amazing
  • And he’s also very tired bc he works the whole day and into the night
  • So he’s sorta delirious and leans forward and just.
  • KiSseS yOu
  • And you kISS HIM BACK
  • Cue the tired make out session
  • And then Hoshi walks in and darts away immediately
  • You guys don’t notice him
  • When you finally pull away from your kiss you just lay your head on the table and sigh again bc AGH WORK
  • Meanwhile Hoshi bumps into Jun, Seungcheol’s assistant
  • “HEY DID YOU SEE BOSS AND Y/N WERE MAKING OUT OMG”
  • Cue Jun going full on cupid mode
  • Next day,
  • “Hey Seungcheol need a break?” “Boss I could do this for you” “No Boss, I can handle it go take a break or something with Y/N”
  • He may or may not have heard that last part and went to you
  • You just stay up late at night in the break room working and Seungcheol visits and brings you coffee in exchange for kisses
  • Basically you make him soft and he makes you feel warm inside (awww)
  • Finally, after a month, WORK IS FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL (ThANk GoD)
  • You don’t feel very happy about your job, so you approach Seungcheol in his office the last night of night shift
  • His first instinct is pull you into a hug
  • So in his arms you finally say
  • “I’m quitting”
  • This job was great and all, but you want to try something other than a desk job
  • Seungcheol’s heart kind of drops because he thinks he won’t be seeing you anymore, because you’re fed up with him and the work
  • And you’re like nonononono
  • You still want to see him, so you just say immediately
  • “But hey since you can go back to regular hours…want to go on a date?”
  • YEP.
  • He takes you home with him that night
  • So you and manly S.Coups finally start dating, and you choose a new job that’s more leisurely, so you have lots of time to visit him at the office
  • The day after you quit Jeonghan interrupts your thoughts “Hey Y/N could you do this for me-”
  • “Jeonghan I don’t work here anymore get your lazy butt up and work”
  • Wow gr8 way to say you quit
  • Seungcheol’s happy to have you around tho
  • The manly boss might be sternly instructing someone
  • And then you appear and he just mELTS

“Jagi, still up for dinner after work? Or are you joining me for the all nighter?”

    anonymous asked:

    One where P moves into the flat 2 doors down from D, and they always see eachother at the same time in the morning to go to work, and sometimes have little conversations, but they both start to develop crushes on eachother and one day phil asks dan out for dinner and they have a cute dinner and get to know eachother, and then they go back to their building together and when D is goin into his flat, phil says something lke where are you going? the dessert is in my room ;) (you're both gr8 btw)

    (I feel like I didn’t give this justice, but enjoy nonetheless. This is literally 475 words of me rambling; I’m sorry.)

    It had first started when Dan had gone to get the Saturday mail, a boring job when he could have been scrolling through tumblr instead, but maybe someone had sent an urgent email or a surprise package- though he highly doubted it. Said surprise package came in a way he didn’t quite think however as he bumped in to a black haired, blue eyed man on the stairs, lugging boxes up with sweat on his forehead.

    The box that the man had been holding had clattered straight to the floor, though luckily the contents of the box seemed to have stayed in tact and the man managed to catch it with his foot. Dan’s cheeks had flushed and he stuttered out a reply before pausing upon hearing the man laughing.

    It was a sound he wanted to hear again, Dan had soon decided. He ran in to the man who had introduced himself as ‘Philip Lester but I prefer Phil’ on a daily basis on his way to work, and the two would have small conversations, usually about the weather or some kind of form of small talk.

    Now don’t get him wrong, Dan despised small talk, but Phil always seemed to make it interesting with all the stories he had connected to each subject the two ended up talking about- like how he wanted to be a weatherman and that’s why he was so interested in the weather. It seemed boring to Dan most of the time, but with Phil he laughed and smiled along nonetheless.

    Suffice to say, Dan was completely infatuated with everything Phil, and after months of flirting between the two, Phil finally asked Dan out on a date. Dan thought it would be somewhat awkward, but with Phil planning it all it was easy going.

    They sat and talked for an hours in a quaint little restaurant with fairy lights lining the windows and draping down from the ceiling, dim candle light being the mood lighting for the evening. The two had talked and talked, Dan more often than not wearing a light blush speckled over his cheeks.


    On their way back to the apartment building, the two were holding hands, laughing and talking under the stars. Dan grumbles the whole way up to their floor, naturally because their apartment doesn’t have an elevator, why Dan cannot even begin to understand.

    As they reach Phil’s door, Dan gives him a short wave of goodbye, but as he moves to his own door two doors down from Phil’s, Phil states rather boldly “Where are you going, the dessert is in my apartment.” Dan looks back with a flush on his cheeks and Phil winks at him before leaving the door ajar to let Dan in after him.

    Suffice to say the neighbours weren’t about to get sleep any time soon.

    ~ Rowan

    TodoBakuDeku: Parent Headcanons pt 2

    THE BIRTH TO EARLY BABY(?) PHASE

    - Biological gender: Girl!! (If she wishes to change it later in her life, you bet her dads would support her cause she is their precious baby)

    - Baby’s name would be Midoriya Katsudo  緑谷 勝凍 (boyish name but meh) (the other two marry into the Midoriya fam) 

    - Spiky green hair with the heterochromatic eyes (like Shouto’s)

    - EXTREME CHUBBINESS, nicknames are Katsudon (PORK! CUTLET! BOWL!) and Piglet (based of my own experience)

    - Quirk would be Explodo + Hot ‘n Cold = Explodo on one side, danger ice shards on the other (but like, won’t be discovered until she is 3)

    - Ochako passed out the moment the baby was out but had a smile on her face

    - Izuku cried. Shouto cried. Katsuki had “fucking dust in his eyes”

    - First dad to hold Katsudo was CANDY CANE DAD. Admiring her adorable face and her floofy hair

    - Izuku was next, rocking her back and forth coaxing her to sleep with eyes filled with awe

    - Katsuki was secretly nervous to hold the tiny human, afraid to break her but ends up doing just fine (”holy shit… we made this” “with ochako’s help kacchan”)

    - When Ochako wakes up, Tsuyu’s by her side along with the new dads telling her what a wonderful person she was and thanking her for all her effort (Katsuki was passed out after worrying about the baby’s birth) 

    - She holds the baby and the adorable little one looks up at her and gives her a gummy smile. Cue melting of everyone who’s in the room’s hearts 

    -Unfortunately, not everyone can come and visit them at the hospital due to all their work, but everyone took a day off for “Ochako and Katsudo’s discharge from the hospital” party (aka, the baby shower)

    - Everyone from their class, All Might and even Aizawa-sensei came and congratulated the trio on their addition and Ochako enjoyed the attention she got for being the world’s best Godmom. (she literally gave birth to the kid, she definitely deserves the title)

    - Baby things were given by everyone like… their various hero merch (Blankets, figurines, posters??? why). All Might and Aizawa-sensei gave the most normal items ever. Diapers.

    - Ochako breastfeeds the baby. The most natural source of baby food. (She stores a few bottles of them in the fridge cause she doesn’t want to have to wake up every time the baby is hungry)

    - OT3 takes turns to take care of the baby whenever she cries for whatever she’s crying about (Shouto>Izuku>Katsuki)

    -Piglet loves to see Katsuki’s grumpy face for some reason and it always makes her laugh (which definitely makes him turn into a pile of mush on the inside)

    - Izuku loves blowing raspberries at her chubby tummy, in which she enjoys too

    - Todoroki is the one to handle all the messy stuff, burping and diaper changes, he doesn’t mind at all and believes that it is his job and he loves it

    -Ochako takes Katsudo to see Tsuyu (the other Godmom, considering they’re married and Ochako is a Godmom, soooo)

    - Tsuyu does a weird but cute(?) version of peek-a-boo where she sticks her extremely long tongue out which makes the baby laugh lots 

    -Overall the baby loves laughing, which spreads joy to everyone around her like a teeny ball of sunshine and only cries when uncomfortable.


    I REALISED THIS WAS GETTING V LONG SO I AM GOING TO MAKE A BABY TO TODDLER PHASE SOME OTHER TIME. 

    THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO LIKED THE PREVIOUS ONE WHICH I THOUGHT WAS TERRIBLE(?) CONSIDERING THAT IT WAS MY FIRST HEADCANON IN A V LONG TIME. (was actually inspired by cloversdreams, an amazing af writer of the OT3 on AO3 and heroesfly and their gr8 aus here on tumblr!)

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    schmidtyho  asked:

    hey!! im tryna get into the nwhl and i was told you would be a good person to come to just to ask about your fav teams and players just to tell me some basic stuff about them?

    If you’re completely new to the league i’d recommend reading THIS & THIS it has basic facts on how to follow the league + links to all the NWHL twitters which you in my opinion must follow to follow the league & they give insight on the players & the teams ! + They’re really cute and have a bunch of interactions.

    OK this turned into more of a me talking about some of my faves on every team + some basic info about the teams! And since I have a lot of strong feelings about this league this post is kinda long so I’m putting facts about my fave players on the 4 NWHL teams under the cut!

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    Boyfriend does my makeup w/ Haechan
    • the cutest maknae int he world got a request just as fluffy as him <3
    • ugh, i love him so much
    • i’m weak for him lmao
    • give this prince lots of love k
    • and let’s start this already~
    • okay so,,,
    • both of you were @ ur house
    • he stayed there last night and now y’alls were getting ready for going out together to have breakfast or smth
    • both of you already changed and were wearing bomb ass matching outfits
    • and y’all look gr8 but you haven’t apply make up yet
    • and when u took your makeup bag and sat in front of the mirror the idea just came to you
    • he sat by your side to idk brush his hair or just to check himself out bc i mEAN HAVE U SEEN HIS VISUALS
    • but the you started to take out of the bad everythign and he was like ???
    • “you’re gotta put all of that on? that’s gonna take ages”
    • “you should have told me, i would sleep for a little longer, y/n”
    • but you were like
    • “nah~ i’m organizing it for you”
    • “why?”
    • “i want you to do my makeup today”
    • and at first he was kind of shook by your confession but then smiled and was like sUre bIH
    • but you still guided him bc you had to go out for breakfast and you weren’t going looking like a fucking clown am i right
    • he actually did a great job guessing what products come firsts and the way he applied them wasn’t that bad tbh
    • and whenever he guessed something right he would either show a little proud smile or be like tHAT’s rIgHT bIHH
    • there’s no between when it comes to him lmao
    • in the beggining he was just going to play around but he got serious w it really quickly actually
    • he did great with the base and even if he had a few mistakes doing your eyebrows he learned how to do them properly really fast
    • i can’t relate
    • in no time u had ur eyebrows on fleek + bomb ass skin
    • and he probably took lots of photos of you in the process bc damn he wasn’t specting to be this good
    • “look to the right baby, i need to take a photoof you eyebrown”
    • “the makeup noonas are going to be so proud of me”
    • then, both of you decided to go for a casual yet sweet and girly look
    • he check out almost all the colours of your eyeshadows in the back of his hand and discussed w you abouth the cute combo he should do
    • this kid is a professional w this lmao
    • but he ended up choosing everything and damn the colours looked amazing with your skin tone
    • he aplied a nude glittery color as base and in top of it a pastel shade of pink that was also glittery bc glitter is the new black am i right
    • he couldn’t even let his thoughts inside his head
    • “i love the color”
    • “your eyes look so beautiful with this shade”
    • “wow, you’re so beautiful”
    • and he tried to make a cute gradient w the colors but failed
    • but it wasn’t terrible tho, you fixed it in no time
    • and while you were fixing it he was looking at you with heart eyes bc you were so stunning and beautiful
    • and when you looked at him back he literally just leaned forward and kissed you
    • and his lips were so soft and the caresses that he was giving you in your cheek w his thumb were just as sweet
    • oh look, a completely unnecessary cheesy moment that makes my weakness for donghyuck obvious, what a surprise
    • i’m feeling butterflies in my stomach as i write this, this is so cute
    • and then he just giggled and pecked you in the lips before continuing w the makeup
    • both of you agreed that he wasn’t going to do the eyeliner so he doesn’t fuck up everything
    • but after y’alls date was done he tried to do it and failed terribly lmao
    • “tHAT’S SO HARD, HOW COULD YOU DO IT SO EASILY”
    • same, hyuck, same
    • he also did a great job w your eyelashes, he curled them making sure to don’t hurt you or anything and applied mascara like a pro
    • and your broncer and blush was 10/10
    • aND YOUR HIGHLIGHT WAS POPPING
    • he may apply too much highlight but tHERE’S NEVER ENOUGH HIGHLIGHT AM I RIGHT
    • and the only moment when he didn’t pay too much attention to was to your lips
    • i mean, they were really distracting
    • like he applied for like two seconds and had to stop and kiss you bc damn he couldn’t resist
    • and containing himself from kissing you every 2 secs was really hard
    • but the color he choosed matched really well with the colors he choosed for your eyes and damn
    • he spent the whole time complimenting you and talking about how gr8 his skills were
    • “y/n looks really beautiful today, doesn’t she?”
    • “yeah, y/n looks really pretty today”
    • “fuck up, mark she’s mine”
    • lmao he would be that kind of bf
    • he was really clingy and soft w you for the rest of the day too
    • and he would took so many pics w you and of you and srsly he had no chill
    • but you make him so weak, he can’t control himself <3
    • okay and the end
    • SO FLUFFY AND CUTE, I’M SO PROUD OF THIS
    Anime List

    Bullet points are the newly added animes.

    Italics are Titles

    BOLD is for finished, currently watching, and Next.


    FINISHED ANIMES:

    Inuyasha -my life

    Avatar- The Last Airbender -if you count that as anime

    The Legend of Kora-if you count this as anime as well

    Ouran Highschool Host Club -SO MAD THERE IS NO SEASON 2

    B Gata H Kei- WHAT IS UP WITH THESE ANIMES NOT HAVING A SEASON 2, interesting plot btw lmao

    Kaichou Wa Maid Sama -sooooooo cute thought it was pretty well executed story

    Fruits Basket - very cute and the characters were very well written and developed. although i didn’t really care the lack of plot, i didn’t really care for the main character at all

    Aria the Scarlet Ammo- wasn’t my favorite but i loved the main character, he was actually the only character i liked

    Amnesia-was pretty good but i was confused like 80% of time

    Arcana Famigila- Thought this was a pretty creative plot and I really liked the story line and the characters were rad, I really didn’t know how much i like it until it was over and then I was empty inside)

    KamiSama Kiss-LOVED LOVED LOVED, currently waiting on season 3 and I wasn’t sure if I should put this in the finished list or currently watching

    Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi -my first yaoi anime and I loved it, it was very cute

    The K Project- wasn’t sure if this went in finished animes or not because I finished season 1 but I heard there was going to be a season 3. Tbh I thought I was going to hate this but I turned out LOVING IT

    Say I Love You- This anime was damn cute and very satisfying to say the least

    Hiiro no Kakera (Tamayori Princess)- This one was one of those animes that  I started off hating and ended up loving. It was a little too cheesy for my taste and some of the animation sucked. I also think that the series was not long for what they’re were trying to accomplish at the end because of the lack of development everything seemed rushed. But overall I did enjoy it.

    Full Metal Alchemist-THE WHOLE THING WAS GR8 UNTIL THE END

    Beyond The Boundary- Really like it, thought it was very well put together for being of of the shorter series

    Special A-Very much liked this anime, very funny and entertaining

    Itazura Na Kiss-  Okay this anime I liked it at first but it really just turned me off with the amount of like verbal and then physical abuse the main protagonist received by her significant other. I understand where the writer was trying to go with this idea of like the male lead having a tough exterior but then end up being a softy but I think she just overdid it. I really want to love this anime but I can’t and honestly, I couldn’t focus on the story line much becasue I was always thinking about why the main protagonist received so much abuse from an anime that’s not that serious of a drama. And also I don’t appreciate how fast it went along, but ya know its not my story, so you do you Kaoru Tada.

    Dance With Devils- I liked it, didn’t have any complaints, was just a typical anime for me tbh nothing special

    Monthly Girls Nnozaki Kun- Omg I was so mad about this anime because it really had so much potential to be a good romance story and it literally just went nowhere. NOWHERE. And becasue of that it was pretty boring to me; I found myself hoping that something would actually happen and create some kind of plot 24/7.

    Akagami-no-Shirayuki-hime- Very cute, I loved it. I really like the main character.

    Seven Deadly Sins- I wasn’t really into this at first but as I got to know the characters more I found I really loved it. The story itself is okay but the characters really are the selling point for this anime.

    Vampire Knights- Okay I am going to try and push my bitterness aside about the couple in this anime, though i heard that in the manga my ship is cannon. I like the concept, but main characters who are treated like they need to be protected and nurtured like a child always upset me and that kinda ruined this one for me.

    Takanoichigo- (Orange): MY FUCKING HEART MAN. IM SO SAD AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME. IM GLAD I WATCHED THIS IT WAS GREAT. ONE OF THE BEST I’VE EVER WATCHED. I LUUUVVV IT.

    Green Green- It was cute. I think it needed to be developed more, like it shouldn’t have been a short series. Lots of potential to be a lot better. Very short and sweet.

    Kiss Him, Not Me -I wasn’t feeling it at first but I warmed up to it. I wish the main character would focus on the romance more though, that’s what I was there for lol.

    • Mayo Chiki- hmm I really like the main character in this one, he was a cute and simple boy next door but other than that there wasn’t anything that stood out about it. It was very average to me. But still it wasn’t bad, nice and short and sweet.


    `CURRENTLY WATCHING (longer animes, who knows when I’ll finish):

    Bleach-Not my fave anime but i’m already 100 episodes in and theres no stopping me from finishing…Literally haven’t even watched a new episode in like months but I gonna finish it sooner or later. I don’t think I’ll ever get around to finishing bleach tbh lol

    Naruto Shippuden- I’ve been watching this for a long time but i made the mistake of watching the dub and i don’t feeling like making that big of a switch to sub so i have to wait and i am probably not gonna finish for like 5 years) And also i’m currently caught up with Gaiden so i guess theres no point in watching anymore but i’m gonna watch anyways. but this is one of my fave animes of all time

    FairyTail- Caught Up and waiting for new episodes, omg my heart is breaking bc i didnt even realize how much i was invested in this show and im sad i have to wait for more episodes and also one of my fave animes

    Sword Art Online- Kirito is such a QT awh, I’m all caught up btw

    Noragami- I’m liking it, it can be a  little slow at times but overall I enjoy it

    One Piece- I must say this is really good for not having any real romance, which is something I love in anime. Awesome plot, and I love the characters, though there is something lacking in character development but idk what yet, but it probably doesn’t matter because I’ve barley made a dent in the series.

    NEXT TO WATCH:

    A LOT. I’m watching all the ones everyone suggested so it might be a while til I get to whatever you recommended last time.

    A lot of these are romantic/school/slice of life animes so if you like that kinda stuff I recommenced looking into some of these. Also when it comes to action or fantasy ones I watch, I usually like those to be longer and have very well developed plots that’s why I don’t watch a lot of those because a lot of them are very short lived series.

    Johnny As Your Boyfriend

    What Would Johnny Be Like As Your Boyfriend

    • This meme wow okay
    • So he’d be pretty chill at the beginning
    • You’d probably go out on casual dates like cafes and shopping dates
    • So you’d see his gr8 fashion pretty early on
    • “Wow I have that broccoli shirt but a carrot version!!!1!”
    • “Really?”
    • “no”
    • Don’t get me excited, (Y/N)
    • and soon he would hesitate to whip out Johnny’s fashion evaluation
    • But soon after you’d go out on late night movie dates and higher class restaurant dates
    • And soon you’d be getting surprise gifts like flowers or chocolates delivered to your door
    • And soon those gifts would come with messages like “hope your day is great, loser”
    • That’s when you’d know it was going strong
    • Honestly dating him would be a lil weird too
    • Because your phone would start buzzing at like 2:57 a.m. and you’d check it with bleary eyes to see that Johnny sent you another picture of Pepe claiming this one was the rarest of them all
    • You’d want to mute his conversation at night but you couldn’t in case it was actually something important
    • So you’d put up with late night memes
    • And texts asking you if you washed your hands
    • And eventually instead of sending you late night memes or hygienic questions, he’d come over and show you them
    • This would spark late night McDonalds runs
    • And late night store trips
    • Because he’d get some snacks because he’s over so you can’t go to sleep
    • So you two would end up watching a movie on the couch
    • Your head would be on his shoulder and you’d be cuddling under a blanket
    • And this hoe would still be on tumblr looking at memes
    • And so he’d find a meme and go to show you it, but you’d be fast asleep
    • And he couldn’t deal with how cute you were
    • So he’d take selfies with you
    • And pictures of you
    • He’d probably send them to the boys
    • And Ten would send one back edited with you as Satan
    • But then Johnny would just laugh because he knew Ten meant it as a joke
    • And he’d find himself drifting off
    • So you guys would wake up and the members would be in your apartment and eating your food because you gave them a spare key
    • Well the spare key was Johnny’s but he made a spare for them
    • And so you’d wake up to everyone giggling
    • And then you realized Johnny was hugging you like a teddy bear
    • And you couldn’t move
    • But it was okay
    • As long as he woke up soon
    • Because you had to pee
    • Basically couple items would consist of everything from meme-able shirts, to couple rings when you guys got super serious
    • You even let Ten get one of the shirts so he’d feel included
    • Oh yeah first kisses
    • So yeah that would be pretty quick
    • Like you’d be surprised if it didn’t happen on the first date
    • If it didn’t happen on the first it 100% happened on the second
    • Your names in each other’s phones would probably be questionable
    • Because he’d have yours save as “My Loser”
    • And he’d change his in your phone to “The Fresh Prince of Chicago”
    • If you’re ever sad he will 100% know how to cheer you up
    • Because he always jokes around and shares memes to make you laugh and smile
    • So he’d be a bit sad if you were sad too
    • Basically this tall ass man is a meme and you’re a meme too so it works, and you guys would go on pretty cool dates that would seem tumblr like, but the more meaningful ones were the late night trips to the convenient store. He will love you with everything he has and one of his main goals will be to make you laughand make sure you’re happy all of the time.  Treat him well, beautiful.

    oh boy i havent done one of these in a WHILE !  time to ramble & hope for the best.

    blah blah hey its ya boi andy here with a whole bias list !!! DANG !! okay so like ??? im surprised that i hit 100 already honestly !! i admit, i’m used to hitting that Hundred™ mark pretty quick as i’m usually in bigger communities but in one that’s as small as go.rillaz & with a character thats so common ?? i’m shook ! noodl.e has been one of my most productive & strongest muses yet. i’m surprised that ive been so on top of things lately when i’ve been busy with school & my usual muses die down within two to three weeks. but we’re just about to hit that 1 month mark and she’s still kicking which is absolutely fantastic. i’ve had a blast with the friends i joined this community with & with the people i’ve spoken to along the way. now that we’re talking about them , let’s start the part everybody actually cares about !!


    M'HOMBOS  .  SHORT  /  people ive been talking to often OOC & who i consider friends ! check the bottom for the sappy shit because i RAMBLED abt these 4.

    @bassled   /   @fractzure   /   @igninecari   /   @twodented

    HEART EYES .   /   ppl i’ve spoken to / thread with but i want to get to know better ! ( aka hmu whenever u want bleas ,,,, )

    im also throwing m'boos in here that i didnt talk abt bc we dont interact as much on this blog or some other reasons

    @nuorii  /  @reallyblah  /  @blackfiire  /  @russeld  /  @kaboooms  /  @wondcrkid  /  @appxssionato  /  @airfcil  /  @riffrcffed  /  @solhearts  /  @iimpious

    EYES EMOJI x 100  .   / people who i’ve hardly spoken to if at all but would like to eventually interact with more !

    @leggystu  /  @bubberu  /  @littlebadger  /  @crackerpaula  /  @starwished  /  @endangcred  /   @cinderella-esque  /  @wargod  /  @teenghcst  /  @halfpact  /  @tankbitch  /  @dirvnitas  /  @gangguro  /  @kitanosuzume  /  @toriiel  /  @scaramouchc  /  @candieds

    M'HOMBOS  .  LONG   /   under the cut because i wanna RAMBLE.

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    Imagine being super shy at a party and Federico helps you get out of your shell

    Originally posted by novizio

    A/N: This was a cute request and looking at this gif ^^^ has made me want to rewatch Lineage because hot damn Federico!! Plus his voice is gr8 so yea


    Soft lights highlighted the features of every noble’s mask and attire, their many jewels glittering like personal starlight. The scene before you reminded you of birds in spring, showing off their preened feathers in an attempt to be seen by all. You, on the other hand, were more than happy to hide on the sidelines, shrinking back into your party mask in the hopes of avoiding the spotlight. It was a warm night, and the nobles (including your family) were getting drunk at a party thrown by some rich man, whose name escaped you. You didn’t quite care for it all, yourself. You preferred the quiet of home, the peacefulness of alone time.

    “Y/N, why are you all alone?” Your mother asked in an almost scornful tone, “There are young men who are perfectly suited for you, yet you’re hiding away in the corner?”

    “Mother, I appreciate your concern, but I do not see the point…”

    Your eyes shifted over to a handsome young man, laughing and smiling in the most intriguing way. For a moment, you let your mind focus on nothing but him and his charming face.

    Your mother followed your gaze, and chuckled, “You might not see the point, but you definitely have seen the motivation, no?” You blinked back to her and narrowed your eyes, “Mother…”

    “Go talk to him. Maybe you won’t look so downcast then.”

    You gasped, eyes wide, “Me? Talk to…? No. I cannot! That’s- no. I won’t-!”

    It was too late. Your mother pulled you to your feet, “The Auditore family are known for their honor and grace- that boy is the eldest of Giovanni and Maria. His name is Federico.”

    Stopping near the young man, your mother cleared her throat, “Ahem, Federico Auditore,” She paused as the man turned around, his eyes darting right to yours, “This is my daughter, Y/N.”

    You looked down bashfully, and your mother continued, “She is far too shy to talk to anyone on her own; I hope you will excuse her manners.”

    To your surprise, Federico laughed. It was so kind and genuine, you had to look back up to make sure it was really him laughing.

    “It is no problem, signora.” He turned to you with a gentle smile, his lips curved warmly, almost teasingly. You blushed and looked back down. Your mother gripped your hand tightly before leaving you on your own with the attractive man.

    “So, signorina, why have I not seen you before? Surely I would not miss someone so fair as you.”

    Oh, goodness, he was flirting with you now! Not that you disliked it, you just had no way of flirting back. You folded your hands together, “Well, I don’t usually make a show of myself…” You replied meekly. Federico smiled, “Most beautiful things do not, I understand.” Your face only got warmer, “Oh, stop.” You told him halfheartedly.

    “Your humility does you credit, Y/N. Or do you truly not believe what I say?”
    You glanced away, unsure how to answer, “I suppose not.”

    Federico placed a hand on his chest, “Now, would I lie to a pretty lady?”
    “I… no?”
    “Exactly, signorina.”
    You smiled a little, embarrassed. Federico smiled along with you, “And you only become more gorgeous when you smile.”

    Music filled the air as bards began to play their songs. Many of the nobles began dancing (although, their dancing was clearly a result of the fine wine they drank far too much of) and Federico turned to you, holding out a hand.

    “Come, let us enjoy the party! Dance with me!”

    “Now? Here?” You looked around quickly, trying to find a reason not to dance.

    “Of course! There is no better time than now to enjoy the night and all her wonders!”
    “Wonders?”
    “Well, I found a kind, beautiful lady- that is a wonder, is it not?”

    You shook your head, “Do you ever stop?”
    “Stop what?”
    “Well… this. Womanizing.”

    “Do you wish me to stop?” He asked you sincerely.
    You shook your head, “No! I mean…”

    Federico laughed and took your hand softly, “Come, dance with me, per favore. I would like to enjoy the evening dancing with you.”

    You felt your stomach do flips as you nodded, “Alright, I will.”

    The soft lights seemed to be captured within the eyes of the two of you as you danced, laughing, together until you were both so tired you felt like your feet were going to fall off.

    Perhaps getting out of your shell had some up sides to it after all.

    fuckign witches part 7

    dhamn 2 in one day im on FIYAH

    hope u guys like lance’s POV bc ive only written one time for him???? i hope i can do it well???

    Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - PART 5 - PART 6 - PART 7 (you r here) - PART 8


    Lance shoved his hand in his jacket’s pockets, fighting his way through the wind back to Allura’s shop even as the day grew steadily darker.

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    Lafayette x Reader: Modern!AU (Part 2)

    PART ONE


    Words: 1320

    Warning: hangover, implied throw up, implied smut (okay I know I said no smut but there was no way I couldn’t do this)

    Requests: “OMG CAN WE PLEASE GET A CONTINUATION OF THE DRUNK READER FIC YOU JUST POSTED?!?!!!”

    “OH MY GOD A PART 2 TO CONFESSIONS WOULD BE AMAZING I NEED IT SO BAD PLEASE YOURE SUPER AMAZING BTW ❤️”

    “Hey man hey, I literally just found your blog but holy cow, I’m totally down to clown with a part 2 for the Lafayette x Drunk!Reader. ٩( ᐛ )و Pretty please? IT WAS REALLY CUTE, (Sorry I didn’t get the reference though >.<)”

    “um so like part 2 of that laf fic plEASE?????? thank you i love your writing ur gr8”

    “PART 2 TO DRUNK READER AND LAF HELLO YOURE A SUPERIOR FANFIC GENIUS”

    “I need a part two of the laf x reader. Omg it was so good i need know what happens next.”

    “Please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue that Lafayette and Reader fic!! SUCH A CLIFF HANGER WHERE IT ENDS WITH LAFAYETTE SAYING HE HEARD EVERYTHING I’M DYING ITS KILLING ME US EVERYONE PLEASEE”

    “part two part two part two part twoooo”

    “part two pleaseeeee”

    “Please tell me your doing a part two”

    Prompt: nada

    A/N: you !!! guys !!! are !!! so !!! sweet !!! (and you really wanted this I did not expect this many requests)

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    The slow pulsing headache caused you to push yourself to sit upwards as you woke up, but the blinding white light consumed your line of sight and you put yourself under the large blanket once more.

    After blinking a few times, and using your hand to wipe the crust from your eyes, you sat up and squinted around the room, getting used to the light.

    The lights source was coming from a tall lamp across the room– wait, you didn’t have a lamp across from your bed at your apartment, where were you?

    As you started panic, you shoved the blanket to the side and threw your legs over the side of the bed, standing up.

    A wave of nausea hit you, the hangover taking effect, and you groaned as you clutched your stomach. How much did I drink? What happened last night? You asked yourself.

    You remembered ordering a couple rounds of shots for yourself at the bar, paying for it, and getting in an uber. Then, knocking on the door of an apartment, you couldn’t remember the number, but you’re surprised the person took you in.

    Footsteps grew louder as they made their way towards the room you were standing in, and your stomach twisted as you were getting quite anxious. You sucked in a large breath, as you were getting ready to blurt out this long apology to whoever strangers house you made yourself comfortable in.

    “Hey, princess,” someone said opening the door. You recognised that voice, so you looked up.

    You let out the biggest sigh of relief, “Oh thank god, Hercules, its you.”

    Hercules smiled, “Well, yeah, who else would have paintings of horses all over their guest bedroom?”

    You looked around, nodding, he did have more than three on one wall, “Oh. Yeah…”

    He walked over and handed you the glass of water that was sitting on the nightstand, you hadn’t even noticed it before,

    “Drink up, after that I’m taking you towards the bathroom.”

    You gladly sipped the water, before following him out of the room. Hercules took the glass from your hands as you entered the bathroom.

    “I’m sorry for, you know, intruding your home last night. I mean, for all I know you could’ve been sleeping! I don’t remember much, so I’m sorry for anything that happened. I really shouldn’t have been drinking in the first place,” you kept rambling until Hercules stopped you.

    “Hey! You’re fine, nothing bad happened. And I wasn’t sleeping.”

    “Oh thank God.”

    He left the bathroom to make breakfast, also not wanting to see what kind of art show you would be showcasing in the toilet.

    After you were done, you walked into his kitchen and wiped your mouth off with some paper towels before throwing them away.

    “So, uh, if I didn’t wake you up, and you were already up, who was keeping you awake?” You said, wiggiling your eyebrows.

    Hercules rolled his eyes, “It was Lafayette; I was Face Timing him. Speaking of, he’s going to be over in a few.”

    You didn’t ask why, just gave a small nod, before getting some cereal down for yourself.

    When you mentioned Lafayette, is got some sort of ‘déjà vu’ feeling. Maybe it was from last night, maybe you butt-dialed him. You hoped Lafayette didn’t actually see you, or hear you, for that matter, last night. You didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of your crush of all people.

    You sat down, and ate your cereal across from Hercules, who was texting someone, until the doorbell rang.

    He stood up, mumbling an ’I’ll get it’ under his breath, and he opened the door to reveal Lafayette standing there.

    He was wearing one pair of his pink sweatpants, with the waistline of his Mickey Mouse underwear showing, and his hair in pigtails.

    Hercules said nothing, just moved aside got him to come in, in which he did.

    You were slightly taken aback by what he was wearing, and you turned around toward the door,

    “Hey, Laf.”

    “Hello, mon cherie.”

    You felt your cheeks burn up and you turned back to your cereal, when Hercules spoke up,

    “Oh, John just texted me. He… needs me to… come over… for something…” He grabbed some shoes, and left.

    “Do you think he realises he’s still in his pajamas?” You said, glancing back.

    Lafayette walked in the kitchen and sat in the chair across from you, digging into the untouched portion of Hercules’ toast.

    There was just silence, as you could feel Lafayette staring at you. You didn’t know how to react, so you took your bowl and put it in the sink after rinsing it out,

    “Are you okay?” You looked back at him while putting your hands on the counter behind you.

    “I think that question should be directed at you, considering your hangover,” Lafayette shrugged.

    “What?”

    “You know, the how you say– aftermath of when you got intoxicated, confessed your undying love for me in a long rant, and then said that you had dreams about sleeping with me.”

    You felt like you were going to cry, Lafayette was now standing directly in front of you, practically cornering you into where the counter and fridge met.

    “I… have to go, I just remembered I need to go move to Alaska with my mother,” you said quickly, ducking under his arm and leaving the room.

    “Y/n, wait!” Lafayette called after you, but you were already leaving the apartment.

    You stopped at the end of the hall, and turned around, ready to take your embarrassing rejection so you could get it over with.

    When Lafayette caught up to you, he held your forearms lightly, bringing you closer to him,

    “Could you just listen to me?” He let out a breathily laugh before shaking his head, “Y/n, mom cherie, mom amour, whatever, I love you. I love how you sing to yourself all the time, I love how you stick your tongue out when you’re concentrating, I love how you’re so passionate about the things you favor, I could make a whole list about how I love everything about you.”

    You just looked down at the ground, “Do you really mean that?”

    “Yes, of course.”

    You bring your head up and smiled, and you pulled his face down and kissed him as his arms wrapped you.

    Before it could get any farther, Lafayette pulled away, “How about we go to my apartment and fulfill your dreams?”

    You were quite confused at first, but two and two together and started letting out small laughs while nodding your head. Lafayette took your hand, and lead you down the stairs.

    anonymous asked:

    Hi, can i ask you a more accurate story of persephone?

    PERSEPHONE: DELICATE TO DREAD

    Welll hi hi hi my Anonymous buddy! So you want to know the story of pretty little flower princess who was whisked off to the Underworld, cried then kinda thought ‘fuck it’ and became a Queen, GrEaT and TerrIBLE? My pleasure! However the accuracy I can’t guarantee - even the original sources tell this story several different ways. But yo, Imma try. Tbh it’s really all a huge metaphor for corn. But whatever, we’re here for the gods. So lace up ya sandals and slap some olive oil on ya booty, here we go.

    It started when Hades was kinda not feeling the love in the Underworld, so he thought ‘hmmm, Imma get me a wife.’ However, wives were not allllll that plentiful in the Underworld, and although there were quite a few goddesses up top, which of them would want to forgo all the fuckin flowers and sunshine and green shit to come and live with him? I don’t expect many of them would want to, and Hades kinda thought the same. But he was determined to get him a wife. One day he was either derpin about with his helmet of Invisibility (Fun Fact: Hades’ name or Aides, as it is in Greek, actually means Invisible\Unseen) or wistfully looking up at the world of hot women, when he espied Kore (or as she was later known, Persephone) and her fuckin wonderful ankles. Seriously, it seems her ankles were something short of orgasmic. Anyway, in a kinda Disney moment of Love At First Sight he immediately knew she was The One. However. Problem:

    Both Apollo and Hermes (sometimes ares and Hephaestus too) had tried to woo Kore, but Demeter had a fit of protective, motherly rage and threw their gifts at their stunned, godly faces (just another addition to Apollo’s lady woes - read more here. In fact he probably shrugged and just sighed). She then moved Kore away from all the Olympian gods into Nature. But Hades had A Cunning Plan. He went up to Zeusy-Pie and was like ‘sup brudda, can I marry yo daughter?’ To which Zeus replied ‘which one, I have like, fifty.’ Yea, Hades said “Demeter’s daughter, the cute one with flowers and the A+++ ankles.’ And lo, Zeus replied ‘I always knew you liked cute, fuzzy things.’ To which Hades countered (probably, I’m getting carried away like Persephone lol sorry that pun) “Fuck you.” And Almighty Zeus winked but said ‘Not today.”
    Yes, Zeus agreed that Hades could marry Kore. Now, in Ancient Greek society, it was considered romantic to kidnap the woman you wanted to marry. In fact in some places (Sparta???) you actually couldn’t marry her unless you kidnapped her. Thus we get a lil bit of Greek social customs all mixed in with this myth, because what did Hades do? He kidnapped her. Some myths say she was picking flowers and he just opened up the ground, sort of thrust out his arm and yoinked her down under. Some myths say he burst forth upon a dread chariot and whisked her away to the Cave of Attis. Others say he created THE MOST beautiful flower the world has ever seen for, well, bait, (like seriously, this thing made the entire world ‘sing for joy’ apparently) and when she picked it he was like ‘gotcha! Zeus told me ladies liked flowers’ (lol what would Zeus know, he never tries actually be romantic) and carried her off. Varying degrees of Greek romance from the ol’ one armed snatch to the Eye-Shatteringly Beautiful Flower. So, Kore was taken down below one way or another and this, while providing a metaphor for the life cycle of corn (or Korn. Lol no, she’s not a heavy metal band) also royally pissed off Demeter.

    Demeter went a̷p̵̧eś͞hi̷t̸̀ . Within reason; she didn’t know who the fuck had stolen her daughter. So she flew about the earth in grief and didn’t eat or drink. She even recruited Hekate to guide her around underground with her flaming torches. But Hades, Mr Invisible, seems to be the most hardcore (haha hardKore SORRY) hide-and-seek player ever. Kore was nowhere to be found. Then the two goddesses happened upon the titan Helios, who was kinda the sun but then Apollo’s also the sun, so they probably time-shared. Helios was like, “yo, I saw who took your daughter.” Demeter probably pinned him to the ground and screamed WHO AND WHERE, NOW! Helios was a chill kinda dude so he told her it was Hades, but he also said ‘yo, Hades is actually a pretty ace bro (he really is, read about Hades here) and she couldn’t find a better husband. Like, Hades is actually gr8.” He then rode off and probably shed some tears of unrequited man-love for Hades. But this made Demeter go into MEGA RAGE MODE. She didn’t let any crops grow. The mortal bitches starved and this did not make Zeusy-Pie happy. 

    The King of the Gods then went to Hermes and was like “Listen son, Hades is sweet on you, so go ask him for Demeter’s daughter back.” (there is no Hermes\Hades in Greek myth, but sorry, I ship it so bad. Ignore my unnecessary shipping). So Hermes trotted off to the Underworld to see  his Mr tall, dark and handsome. MEANWHILE Hades probably noticed the amount of starved people dying and was like “ho gonna take my waifu away somehow, I just know it.” So he fed Persephone a (or a couple of) pomegranate seed(s), which would ensure she had to return to the Underworld.
    So the male boo Hermes came down, asked for Persephone back and probably because Hermes is so cute, Hades didn’t get mad, but said… oh, fuck it, this is probably one of the nicest things a god has ever canonically said to their wife so Imma copy and paste it: “ Go now, Persephoneia, to your dark-robed mother, go, and feel kindly in your heart towards me: be not so exceedingly cast down; for I shall be no unfitting husband for you among the deathless gods, that am own brother to father Zeus. And while you are here, you shall rule all that lives and moves and shall have the greatest rights among the deathless gods: those who defraud you and do not appease your power with offerings, reverently performing rites and paying fit gifts, shall be punished for evermore.’ - Homeric Hymn 2 to Demeter Part III . And he fuckin kept his word on that too; Helios was right.

    Y’all kinda know the rest of the story. Persephone organized a two-thirds-of-the-year timeshare with Hades (to complete the Corn Metaphor) and one third with Demeter. Hades got a wife, Demeter got to see her daughter, Persephone became a QueEN of DarKNESS but also got a really decent husband and the mortals didn’t die. All round good ending for everyone. 

    This myth I generalize on a lot of things. It is told a variation of different ways, but my method on myths is this: I try and retell taking Ancient beliefs and customs into consideration, the translation of ancient languages\beliefs by modern scholars into consideration, overarching characterization, and I take the most well-supported myth and add bits of the other ones to it. I also use my knowledge of the original sources and how reliable they are (e.g I am more likely to refer to\trust a Greek source than a Roman retelling). You also gotta use a bit of your own intuition on myths because, yo, we’ll never really know which is the correct one. That’s why it’s a myth! But I hope you enjoyed my retelling of how Persephone was a delicate flower princess turned Queen of DaRKNESS . Original sources here, wikipedia here. Holy gods, that was long, but there it is c: Feel free to ask about anything else you like, my anonymous homie! Till next time!

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    here’s my review of hamilton!! sorry it’s so long lmao

    • okay first off everything was amazing
    • there were no understudies on which was cool bc i wanted to see it with the whole obc
    • burr’s first entrance was so gr8, everyone started cheering and you could tell how excited people were for the show
    • the same thing happened at lin’s entrance with what happened at the grammy’s, he had to wait like 5 seconds before continuing
    • aaron burr, sir was very good
    • hamilton is so cute in it he is totally looking up to burr and he looks so young and eager
    • laurens and mulligan and lafayette were so funny together, and the way they tease burr makes you feel bad for him
    • when hamilton says his first line to him they look so impressed it’s gr8
    • my shot was really cool, they had part of the stage moving in a circle and you can see them handing out pamphlets to people like eliza and angelica
    • the dancing in my shot was so on point
    • the story of tonight was super sappy and gay, lams is totally canon y’all
    • the schuyler sisters was so funny and sassy, and peggy was so cute in it getting dragged by her sisters
    • farmer refuted was so funny!! hamilton kept trying to block seabury when he was giving his speech like standing in front of his box, i’m surprised no one on tumblr has talked about that yet
    • you’ll be back was so gr8, i love jon groff sm
    • washington’s reveal in right hand man was so dramatic, and that song had great dancing! and hamilton was so eager and pumped
    • the end pose at the end of right hand man was really cool; washington had his sword out and it made me feel really pumped
    • a winter’s ball was really funny, burr, hamilton and laurens all did a funny pose on the first LADIES where they all put their hands up it was gr8
    • the heys were all done together and were funny to watch
    • helpless was amazing as usual, and when eliza’s dad gives his consent hamilton starts to do a little dance, then the dad turns around and he stops and gets all embarrassed
    • satisfied was super cool bc the rewind stuff meant that they literally repeated all the same actions, but angelica was narrating and you could see all the inner meaning behind it all
    • story of tonight (reprise) was funny, but you could see burr in the background getting all left out which was kinda sad
    • also when lafayette says , “you are the worst burr” it was really deadpan and people laughed really hard
    • wait for it was phenomenal i felt such a connection to burr in that moment
    • charles lee was really funny in stay alive, his “wheee!” was so excited
    • ten duel commandments was cool and also full of foreshadowing to the world was wide enough
    • during meet me inside, hamilton stands on his tiptoes when he yells don’t call me son bc there’s such a height difference
    • that would be enough what really touching, pippa soo has such a great voice
    • GUNS AND SHIPS was so good, lafayette jumps like 10 ft in the air it’s a fun time
    • the battle of yorktown was also really good, the reveal of hercules mulligan got me so pumped
    • during what comes next, in the line i’m so blue king george stomps his foot and the light above him turns blue it’s gr8
    • dear theodosia is such a lovely song, and burr and hamilton were totally being parallels as they sing the song together
    • okay but when john laurens dies it’s the saddest thing ever. It starts with eliza telling ham he has a letter, and she reads the letter outloud, and hamilton just says, “i have so much to do” but you can see how broken up he is
    • i may have cried a little oops
    • non-stop was so passionate, and you can see hamilton turning so sassy, the ending got me so hype
    • what i’d miss was so funny, when jefferson first comes out he makes people applaud for him he’s so comedic
    • when washington goes to shake jefferson’s hand hamilton cuts in front of him and you can see jefferson going…. who is this
    • cabinet battle #1 was amazing, jefferson was so sassy and he did a fake mic drop where madison catches it
    • hamilton loses his chill
    • take a break was so sweet, and eliza beatboxing behind phillip was the cutest thing ever
    • say no to this was all sinister, and at the end you can see maria looking back at hamilton like she misses him
    • the room where it happens was full of passion, and you can totally see a change in character in burr
    • in schuyler defeated you can feel the anger in hamilton and it’s such a shift
    • cabinet battle #2 was gr8, hamilton does the funniest little dances to mock jefferson
    • the beginning of washington on your side was funny bc burr starts singing and jefferson just looks over and is like, who are you and why do i agree with you
    • southern motherfucking democratic republicans was so passionate i was hype
    • one last time was so nice, all i want is washington to get his own vine and fig tree i almost cried again
    • i know him was funny bc king george was so hyped up, and when burr started singing the adams administration he started dancing along it was great
    • the gasp at the end of sit down john was so good
    • hurricane was really good bc hamilton was in the center and the ensemble was frozen in poses of destruction and confusion, so it was like he was literally in the eye of the hurricane
    • the reynolds pamphlet was both funny and sad, bc jefferson is dancing around being all silly but phillip is shown the pamphlet and he looks so sad
    • burn was amazing phillipa soo was amazing 
    • blow us all away was cool, and when phillip died you could hear like the whole theatre go like this :0 and gasp in shock
    • eliza’s scream at the end of stay alive (reprise) was heartbreaking and i almost started crying at that
    • it’s quiet uptown was so sad, you could hear in hamilton’s voice how miserable he was
    • at the end he and eliza hold hands and it’s a really touching moment
    • burr during the election of 1800 was kinda sad, bc he was so excited in the beginning of it but when he learns that hamilton is voting for jefferson his face just falls
    • your obedient servant was full of malice and anger you could feel it
    • best of wives and women broke my heart, espeically when ham says you’ll be back before you know i’m gone, bc you know he’s not
    • i started crying like halfway through world was wide enough, the acting was so great and there was so passion and regreat in burr’s voice
    • i was crying all the way through who lives, who dies, who tells your story, and it’s so nice that eliza gets to end the musical
    • at the very end eliza gasps and it’s supposed to be her seeing hamilton when she goes to heaven and it killed me
    • all in all, hamilton is the best musical i have ever seen, and probably the best musical ever created

    anonymous asked:

    so jacob doesn't really care about his weight, usually, but he meets emma and she's gorgeous and he just feels like a blob. but emma doesn't care - at - all. she loves him, actually, every extra pound, bc he's so soft and warm and squishy and hugging him is awesome, she wants to hug him forever. he's such a sweet boy with a round face and rosy cheeks - and abe was skinny, given the time period n stuff, so it makes them look less alike, but that's good, for emma. bc she loves jacob as jacob (1)

    …not as abe’s grandchild - or at least she learns to do that - and she loves stealing his clothes bc she can just hide her entire body in one of his shirts and its so comforting. and another hc of mine is that jacob had an incredible sweet tooth and l8r they go on dates in cute cafes and try lots of cakes. and to the others jacob is The Fucking Hero so when some dumbass calls him fat they are all like ????? bc they coudln’t care less about his weight wtf he fights hollows and saves their asses (2/3)

    …and Dumbass totally doesn’t even realize whats happening but he’s lying on the floor bc someone he totally didnt see coming pushed him and his face is swelling from bee stings - and jacob tells them that was totally too much but it warms his heart that they care sm about him and not his weight, like he is still lowkey self concious, bc he’s the biggest one in the group apart from bronwyn who is pure muscle - but the kids don’t care so why should he? my point is, chubby jacob is a gr8 hugger (3/3)

    ((wow i literally don’t know what to add anon this is so adorable omg i!love!chubby!jacob! this is so good and so pure omg))

    i will say this tho i 1000000% agree that jacob gives the best hugs , like he’s probably not that good at verbally comforting other people but his hugs usually do the trick . bc he’s tall and soft and basically he’s this giant teddy bear . his proverb is that “when you’re hugging someone, never let go first, because they might need it more than you do,” and he follows this religiously , leading to the longest and most affectionate hugs ever .