he'll show you

okay hear me out: 

you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”

and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?

and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?

what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.


Kolvina + Driving


Kaner came up to me and said, ‘you had two tonight?’ And I said yeah, and he goes, ‘all right, I’m gonna get it to you’, and he did.” - Ryan Hartman, 1st career hat trick 

but if hot pie sees arya after so long and tells her how pretty she looks can you imagine gendry’s reaction??? hE’S GOING TO FALL ON HIS ASS AT THE SIGHT

Imagine Woozi showing you his cute eye smile when you tell him that you’re happy to have met him.

anonymous asked:

Ravage me Akira ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll be sure to show you my true form after that 😉

‘The show’s over.’

docloudscomeinpurple  asked:

idk if you've heard but joey is going to be on Arrow and they've cast liam hall to play him. your thoughts? do you have high hopes (or any hopes at all) for a live action joey?

it came up on my facebook feed a while back actually! i was pretty surprised; i don’t follow arrow at all but i was sure they’d said joey wasn’t going to be in it. maybe he’s been received well enough in the deathstroke comics lately for the showrunners to change their minds? 

the actor they’ve chosen isn’t to my taste at all (where are joey’s blond curls???), but i think the way the character is portrayed will take precedence over physical appearance - robbie amell is my favourite live-action fred jones, after all. if joey’s just another edgy vigilante with grant or rose’s personality then i won’t be interested, but if he’s truer to his classic self (and perhaps even has his disability?) then this could be a great step forward and i’d love to see where it goes.

i don’t know enough about DC’s TV-universe (is there a better name for that? flash and arrow and supergirl and so forth) to expect good or bad things, so i’m going to push this to the back of my mind until it actually happens. it’s too exhausting to hope, but a pleasant surprise would be very welcome!

You know what ? I’m glad Cavani is becoming our top scorer in UCL and soon in all competitions. Remember when Zlatan was there, how he was criticized when he played on the wings when it wasn’t even his favorite position. Yet he still had good stats. He never talked shit about not being played as a forward, was always there for the team. I am glad he got to prove that he is good when he in playing in front. I am glad many people changed their minds about him. Anyways the kid deserves it. 

i know everyone hates linda and helen and all that but what about the asshole fathers?

John who never fails to talk behind Sans’s back and make fun of everything he says.

Paul who offers to help out with stuff and then bails every single time and it gets on everyone’s nerves (even linda who at least follows through with the shit she promised).

And then there’s David. Who everyone hates with a passion. Who calls every new idea stupid and dull. Who talks over the mothers, powering over their voices. Who scoffs when a woman is assigned to be the leader of a project. Who both Sans and Linda can agree is horrible. The only time they will team up is to shoot down David when he’s letting his misogyny out and bullying another PTA member.