he'll make such a good dad

Who should YOU fight? Harry Potter edition
  • Harry Potter: Very bad idea. Self-sacrificing as fuck and defeated the Dark Lord AS A BABY. You can't fight a baby.
  • Ron Weasley: You probably could fight Ron bc he has insecurity issues you can easily exploit. You won't feel good about winning though.
  • Hermione Granger: Do you have a death wish?? Don't do it. Don't try. Just... don't.
  • Luna Lovegood: Doesn't give two fucks. Will probably forget about the fight halfway through and start talking to you about Bramblehorns or something.
  • Ginny Weasley: If she doesn't hit you over the head with a broom she'll make literal BATS grow out of your FACE.
  • Draco Malfoy: You can totally win this fight. Bring up his dad for extra points.
  • Severus Snape: FIGHT SNAPE. He'll be hard to beat but everyone wants you to. Literally everyone wants to kick his slimy ass. Fight him.
  • Molly Weasley: Do not be fooled by the knitted jumpers. She is the most deadly of all the Weasleys.
  • Albus Dumbledore: I mean it's probably a bad idea. He'll kill you without giving a fuck. Then seem all sad & apologise because The Greater Good. Before you know it your grandkids are named after him.
  • Rubeus Hagrid: WHY would you fight this man he has a HEART OF GOLD. Plus he's a literal half-giant. Have tea with him instead.
  • Nymphadora Tonks: Nah. She'd probably transform into your mum or someone like that. You can't fight your mum.
  • Sirius Black: Too awesome to fight, befriend instead.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: I wouldn't fucking attempt this. Unless you're Molly Weasley. But lbr you're probably not as tough as her.
  • Remus Lupin: Why would you want to fight Remus Lupin? WHY? What is wrong with you? Think about your life and choices to work out where you went wrong.
  • Dolores Umbridge: FIGHT HER. DESTROY HER.
  • Lord Voldemort: This might seem like a bad idea but remember how he couldn't kill Harry as a baby? Or an eleven year old? Or a twelve year old? Yeah.
It's a Twin Thing : Harry Styles

Rose is a High School student in her senior year. She’s head cheerleader, has good grades, and the hottest boyfriend, the school’s badboy, Harry Styles. But when Harry finds out his nerdy twin brother Marcel fancies Rose, what will Harry do to help out his brother?

‘Babe, I can’t come over tonight. I have lots of studying to do, and you should have too.’ Rose was adamant she wasn’t going to Harry’s, but she knew he would wear her down. She did her best not to cave, but she could already feel herself slipping. 

'But my mom and dad are outta town babe, I have the whole house to myself. Well Marcel will be there, but you know what he’ll be doing.’ Harry knew exactly what he’d be doing, getting laid. Tonight was the night that his brother would finally become a man. No more of this dorky, virgin shit. He would finally be on par with Harry. Girls would chuck themselves at him. They already did, because he was a good looking guy, but he always pushed them away. 'So what do you say? I’ll make it worth your while.’ He sucked at her neck, knowing it would wear her down.

'Uh okay then, but if I fail any of my exams, you will work hard to keep me in the lap of luxury for the rest of my life.’ She blew him a kiss over her shoulder as she walked away.

-

Harry and Marcel were identical twins. If they dressed the same and had the exact same hair, you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart. But Harry was very stylish, ripped skinny jeans, leather jackets, and vest tops or band tees were his style. Marcel on the other hand was a sweater vest, long sleeved shirt kinda guy.

'So is Rose coming tonight then?’ Marcel asked. He was totally in love with her. She was beautiful, and really nice to him. And not just because he was Harry’s brother. She had a real warmth about her, and she always smelt really good. Harry drove his truck back to their house, not taking his eyes off the road once.

'Yeah she will be. Don’t worry Mar, it won’t be awkward, you just do your thing. You’re getting laid kid, at least look happy about it.’ He pulled into the drive and parked up his truck. He climbed out and went into the house, setting his coat on the rack and kicking off his shoes. 'Wanna order takeout? I’m starving, and you’re gonna need your energy’ Harry chuckled.

Marcel shut the door behind him, hanging up his jacket, and placing his and Harry’s shoes into the closet. He then took out his phone, scrolling the various numbers for takeaways. ‘What are you wanting? Indian, Chinese, pizza? I have loads of numbers..’

'Let’s do pizza, don’t want gas or anything. I’ll order it, you go and get ready. You know what you’re wearing right? I’ve hung it all in one end of my closet. Now go and scrub yourself, and no slicking your hair back. And remember, put in your contacts, you can’t wear your glasses. Now go.’

-

Rose arrived at Harry’s. She’d received the text to just go straight in and up to his room. He really better make this worth while, she was missing valuable studying time. She walked into the house, and immediately heard Marcel in the front room. He was always watching TV when she came over, making himself scarce, and out of the way so he wouldn’t hear anything. ‘Hey Marcel!’ she called out. She was greeted with a grunt. Odd. He usually came out to see if she needed anything, or just to chat to her. Maybe he was just nervous about his big night? She put her bag down and took off her shoes, leaving them by the stairs and climbing the stairs to his room.

Harry was coming out of the toilet and making his way back to his room when he saw her. For some reason he just stood there, and didn’t say a word. She looked at him, not really knowing what to do. Was there something on her face? All of a sudden, he raced to her, kissing her deeply. He’d just brushed his teeth, and his minty breath invaded her mouth. It was a nice experience, and she knew that this would be a good night. 

She stepped back and opened up her long jacket, revealing a sexy lacy red bra, panties and stocking set. ‘I put on your favorite underwear, and I decided to save time and leave the rest of my clothes at home’ she said, turning, dropping her coat and walking into Harry’s room. He followed her and watched her set herself down on the bed. She laid back and propped herself up against the pillows. Running her hands down her body she looked at him and said ‘Do you want to watch me touch myself baby?’

He was panting, and he ran his hands through his hair. He nodded and climbed onto the bed, setting himself back on his heels. She ran her hands over her breasts, squeezing and pulling the cups down to reveal two perfectly round breasts. She pinched at her hardening nipples, soft moans tumbling from her mouth. She moved her right hand down to her panties, and pulled them aside, showing him her glistening core. He couldn’t help but gawp at how wet she was. She ran two slender fingers up and down her slit a couple of times, before pushing them into her pussy. Her mouth formed a perfect little ‘o’ as she pumped her fingers in and out.

He suddenly couldn’t take any more. He moved closer, taking her hand away from her pussy, and sliding the two soaked fingers into his mouth. She tasted so sweet, she was the best thing he had ever put into his mouth. Needing to taste more of her, he dipped his head between her legs and started to lick at her clit. Soft sharp little licks, before attaching his lips to her clit and sucking. He slid two fingers in and started to pump ever so slowly. He was trying to find his rhythm, picking up the pace and seeing how she reacted. She watched him and moved her hands to his curls, tugging at them, making him moan into her. He carried on his attack, looking her directly in the eyes, picking up his pace, which made her arch her back and throw her head back onto the pillow. All of a sudden, she felt the bed dip beside her, but she was feeling too much pleasure to see what it was.

'He’s got a good mouth for a virgin, hasn’t he babygirl?’ grinned Harry who was sat beside her. Her eyes shot open as Harry leant in to kiss her, and caress her breasts. She pulled away from the kiss, looking at the man between her legs. She soon realized that it was in fact Marcel between her legs, and not her boyfriend Harry. She couldn’t believe she hadn’t noticed the lack of tattoos. But he felt so good, she didn’t want him to stop. She looked at Harry, confused. 'Don’t worry baby, I’ll explain afterwards, you just relax, we’re going to make you feel so good. Mar, move yourself, you get up here, I’m going down there.’

They swapped positions. ‘Get on your knees baby’ Harry purred. She did as she was told, and felt his lips attacking her. Marcel knelt in front of her, unsure of what to do. She could see his bulge through the jeans, he was desperate for some kind of release.

'Take them off, let me make you feel good’ she panted. He did as she asked, sliding his jeans and boxers off of his legs and setting himself back down in front of her. She gawped at the sheer size of him. They really were identical. She grasped him with one of her hands, the other holding up her body so she didn’t flop onto the bed, and pumped him. 'How do you want it Marcel? Do you want it fast, or do you want it slow?’

His mouth fell open. ‘I-I want it fast Rose. I want you to take it all. Can you do that?’ He was really getting into the swing of this. He liked that she was still going along with it, he thought she’d freak when Harry had told him his plan. She took him into her mouth, and swirled her tongue around the tip when she went to the end. She was driving him crazy, the furthest he’d ever got with a girl was when Amy Johnson had let him feel her up around the back of the science block. She’d given him a handjob, and that was his only sexual experience. Rose took him into her mouth so well, that he thought he would cum at any moment. He fisted her hair into his hands and controlled her tempo, not wanting to blow his load just yet. ‘Do you want me in you?’ he asked her.

She stopped doing what she was doing, and so did Harry. She nodded and they all shifted positions. Marcel was on his back, and Rose hovered over his dick. Harry was behind her, hands on her shoulders. She put the tip of Marcel into her, and Harry pushed her all the way down. She gasped at the full feeling, not knowing that she could feel this good with Marcel. She thought Harry would be the only one to make her feel this way, but she could get used to this little situation. Harry pushed her onto Marcel’s body, as Marcel thrusted into her. She kissed him as he pounded into her, and she felt a finger circling her ass.

'You want me to put my finger in there baby?’ asked Harry. She turned to look back at him, nodding her head. She’d never done this before, but she wanted them both, she needed them both inside of her. He put his fingers into his mouth, lathering them up, and slipping them in every so slowly. She groaned loudly, as Harry moved his hands and Marcel moved his dick. The friction was sending her into new realms of pleasure. Harry continued his slow pumping.

'Put your dick in Harry, put it in me.’

'Are you sure Rose?’

'Yes Harry, I need you. Now.’

He spat into her ass, lathering her up a bit more. He made sure she was nice and slippery before attempting to put himself into her. Once she was nice and wet, he lined the tip of his dick up with her ass, and pushed into her really slowly. ‘Just tell me if you don’t want this Rose.’

'Come on Harry, move. Please.’ she begged. He pushed himself all the way in, and she relished the feeling. She was absolutely full to the brim. Both boys moving inside of her. The room was filled with moans and groans, she felt her body tensing, the feeling of her building orgasm pooled at the bottom of her stomach. 'Fuck, boys. I’m so close. Move faster. Now.’ They both complied, and she came with a cry. Her body was shivering, and she tensed around the both of them, making them cum too. She was a quivering wreck, and her vision went blurry, she felt Marcel driving into her, riding out his high and moaning her name as he came. Harry was grunting and panting, slowing himself to a stop. They all laid on top of each other, panting, kisses being placed on lips and faces. Harry pulled out of her ass, and Rose lifted herself off of Marcel, laying in between them.

'So, does somebody want to explain what just happened?’ she asked with a laugh. Harry and Marcel both leant on their elbows looking down at her. She looked like a mess, but they were both so proud of the mess they had created.

'Well babe, Marcel has fancied you for ages. So I thought we’d switch places. I let him fuck you, and it felt so good didn’t it baby?’ She nodded, and looked at Marcel. He was smiling down at her.

'I had a good time. And I know you did, I could see it all over your face.’ he laughed.

She sat up, her back against the headboard. ‘So, does this mean we can do it all the time then?’ she asked, a glint in her eyes.

Harry and Marcel moved closer to her, attaching their lips to her neck. ‘Any time baby, any time.’ they both chimed together.

I hope you guys like this. I have been working on this all afternoon. This is for an anon who requested a Marcel/Harry twin smut. I hope this is what you wanted! - Gee

Imagine dad!Woozi tying his daughter’s hair into a perfect ponytail while making sure he doesn’t hurt her in any way.

BONUS: He’s so focused in tying her hair, he even furrows his brows and sticks his tongue out in concentration.

What they'd be like as parents:
  • Makoto: He'd be very kind and gentle with his children. Since he already has experience with kids because of his younger siblings, having kids of his own wouldn't be very difficult for him. He's is naturally a very nurturing person, so he'd have a lot of patience while raising them and his form of discipline would never be too harsh.
  • Haruka: He'd be the silent but proud and supportive parent. He'd never miss one of his kids soccer games, dance recitals, school plays, etc. He'll always be cheering them on and letting them find who they want to be or what they want to do. He probably wouldn't scold them too much when they do something wrong, he'd need his partner to take care of the more serious discipline seeing as he would be too soft-hearted for those matters.
  • Rin: Rin seems like he'd be a bit of a strict parent, but only because he wants what's best for his kids. He'd make sure they do all their homework, and help them when they need it. He'd make sure they keep their rooms clean and brush their teeth right and wash behind their ears. Although strict in some things, he'd be a sucker for other things, like he'd spoil them with extra ice-cream for dessert, or bringing home a toy that reminded him so much of them.
  • Nagisa: There's no doubt that Nagisa would be the 'fun' parent. He'd tell them stories every night before bedtime, he'd build forts with them when it's stormy out, and he'd probably play along with their schemes that might get them kicked out of the zoo. Even though sometimes reckless, he'll always take really good care of them, he'd stay up with them all night if they have a fever and he'd get the nicest most colorful band-aid when they fall and get a scratch. He'd make a pretty cool dad.
  • Rei: He'd try to be strict and disciplined, but his kids would have him wrapped around their little fingers. He'd think that he would have parenthood and how to handle children all down by reading books and guides, but he'd never expect children to be so bright and cunning. He'd be quite surprised when his kids end up being wittier than he though they could be, and it would make him so proud how smart his children are that he might spoil them after all.
  • Nitori: Having children would be quite a handful for Ai. He'd need help from his partner because leaving him alone with kids might lead to a bit of a disaster. He'd need to focus all his energy into caring for his kids, and he'd love spending time with them but he might get slightly overwhelmed, especially when they're toddlers. He'd get the hang of it eventually and be able to care for them like a pro.
  • Seijuro: He'd seems like the type of guy that would take on parenthood like he takes on swimming, proud and passionately. He'd be very involved in his kids lives and he'd be very supportive of his kids decisions, and he'd make sure that whatever it is they do or want, they give it their 100 percent.
  • Kou: Being a parent would come quite naturally to Kou. She'd be very gentle and careful at first, but once she gets used to it, it be like she's some sort of super-parent. She'd be really good at reading her kids intentions, and knowing if they're alright or not. She'd be the type of parent their kids would really go to when they need to talk, or need help with something serious.
Should You Fight This Person, CHIKARA Edition, Part 1
  • UltraMantis Black: You could, and may very well win, but literally everyone in the entire world would hate you for it. I'm not kidding. He's that popular.
  • Icarus: At one time, you could fight Icarus and everyone would be behind you, one hundred percent, but now? Don't fight Icarus. Dude saved CHIKARA. If he ever takes his shirt off again, fight him, but not now.
  • Eddie Kingston: Oof, I hope you made reservations with the funeral home first, buddy.
  • Chuck Taylor: Mmmmm...yeah, fight him, he's being kind of a weiner lately. He's actually pretty tough when he wants to be though, and he's got a swamp monster in his squad, so watch out.
  • Hallowicked: Nobody would fault you if you did, but you'll probably feel a certain sadness inside, and you won't really know why.
  • Frightmare: Why don't you just go hit the nearest child, it'd have the exact same effect.
  • Fire Ant: Dude will have run around you like three times before you even throw the first punch, do not engage.
  • Silver Ant: I hope you're flexible, because he will stretch you. I mean, you could fight him, and maybe win, but the hassle seems greater than the reward.
  • Worker Ant: He's a dad, so chances are he'll go full papa bear on you. I'm gonna advise against it, and also his son is adorable, so why would you make him sad? You monster.
  • Jervis Cottonbelly: NO
  • Dasher Hatfield: Five years ago I'd have told you to go ahead, he's a nice guy, if a little oafish, but not too tough, but now? Time and experience have made him a force. You can try it, but don't be surprised if he hands your butt to you.
  • Mr. Touchdown: I'm gonna say fight him. He's good, but he needs backup, and if you catch him without Icarus or Dasher around, you could probably take him down, but run as soon as you see anything that looks like a baseball.
  • Ophidian: Probably unwise, but if you do manage to put him down, just know that his wife will be ready to scratch your eyes out.
  • Amasis: See above.
  • Kevin Condron: Kick him in the nuts, then spin him around to kick him in the ass, then spin him around to kick him in the nuts again. A lot of women are going to be upset at you, but you're doing god's work.

anonymous asked:

HDAu Antonio And Arthur go out of their way to say "fuck you" to each other like Arthur has a really early morning walk and Antonio makes it when Arthur walks by his house he'll go get the newspaper even if they don't deliver it that early like they stop and stare and just like "Hey 'brows" "hey bUtt" "how's Alfred?" "Great..." They just glare at each other "I think Alfred wants to have a play date." "Good. Have him come over later." and they flip eachother off and leave eachother. The rivalry

the dad rivalry