he would never think something like that

inclines  asked:

I adore your JARVIS headcanon and have adopted it as my own! It'd be interesting, existing only in the Deep Web. Does he use insecure security cameras to view the world? How would you interact with it? Could you piggyback on a university's / manufacturer's internet signal to use their equipment? It'd be such an interesting space outside of dedicated and secure severs and hardware. I wonder what it would be like.

Also, just a thank you in general, I really adore your writing (and that you still write for JARVIS, which has become rarer after the movies). <3

I will NEVER STOP writing about JARVIS, he is hands down my favorite thing about the MCU and I refuse to let him just die out.

Keep reading

So I don’t know how, why or where but the wording of that spoiler about Ross makes me think he spots Aaron and Robert ‘making up for lost time’ *cough* having sex somewhere inappropriate *cough* and he decides to try a little blackmail because he’s an idiot.

It’s the wording used like 'spies’ (so he sees something) and 'little blackmail ( means it’s nothing serious). Am I reading too much into this? Because I really don’t think it has anything to do with the Rebecca stuff.

natytaty123  asked:

Hey Astrid, sorry for stupid question, but how would the suitors react if MC confesses she cheated on them but cheating made her realize that her suitor is the one she loves and she would never cheat on him again? Would any of them forgive her? Thanks!!!

Lol.. it’s not a stupid question, but oh boi … cheating is something that gets my blood boiling… I am not forgiving… so this is hard for me … heh..

Louis - god, I dunno why by I feel like he would forgive her… he’s so much better than that, but he would depending on circumstances… although if things went a different way he’d go full yandere…

Giles - I almost think someone cheated on Giles and he put up with it for a long time… he wouldn’t anymore.

Leo - he’s all flirty, but in a committed relationship there are places he draws the line- that sh*t doesn’t fly here.

Nico - he’d forgive her, bless his little innocent soul…. I think he would take a long time to trust her again though. Maybe never fully?

Sid - I know he doesn’t have the best record and I’m not trying to make excuses, but his circumstances seemed like he was blackmailed in his relationship (in his route) -so, I think he’d leave her.

Rayvis- nope, get out.

Byron - only death awaits her.

Robert - pains me to say he’d probably let it slide… gah.

Albert - I think he’d work stay with her, especially if they have kids or something, but he’d never treat her the same or trust her.

Alyn - he’d take a lot of sh*t, but not being loyal is a biiiig deal… he might …? Depends on if he has kids too.

Faaaaack. That sucked.

itskindoffun-todotheimpossible  asked:

Hey hun, long time no talk. Quick question for writing purposes, how do you think J would feel about Harley having an older daughter when she met him. Maybe one she had back in university. When Harley comes with him do you think he would try and win the daughter's favour, or just tolerate her because he loves Harley.

I think he would take on the daughter as his own as if a day never passed in his life without her. Something I love about the dceu harley and joker is the utter acceptance that they have. Something every human being needs but especially those two characters. When they take each other on they vow to love everything that comes with each other. They are also such possessive people as well they feel like they own all parts of each others lives. Joker would try desperately to win the affection of ‘his’ new daughter and show her all the love he would if he had raised her from day one

anonymous asked:

Hello Ashida! I gotten to read your mafia au and wanted to draw Toshiya, showcasing his tattoo design. I love all those beautiful Yuuri's floating around, so I wanted to try him as well. Yet - there is no mention how his tattoos look like (it was not needed in the story I guess). Before I go and just design something, I want to check with you - do you have a specific design in mind? Thanks! I'm on anon, as Id feel under pressure if I actually don't draw anything ;A; *hides*

Hello anon! Aaah thank you for reading my work! This is so cool omg 😭😭😭
I’ve never even mentioned that Toshiya has tattoos I don’t think, but yeah he would have both his front, back and arms done in traditional Japanese irezumi.

I’m not sure how much detail you want? But I’d imagine Toshiya to have a samurai in full traditional armour on his back, with the hachiman crest on his helmet.
On his front I’d give him a dragon (red like Yuuri’s since it would run in the family)

On both arms(and over the rest of the tattoos) I think he’d just have tsubaki flowers scattered up and down. Kinda like they’re falling since that symbolism is strong for Japanese warriors where the sound of the tsubaki flower bud falling into grass is said to represent the same sound a severed head makes when it hits the ground.

Not sure if that’s what you meant by design, but yeah it would be %100 traditional with only the one type of flower and that’s about all I’d be strict on 😂 and no pressure at all it was fun for me to even think about it. Now I want more tattoos though haha.

anonymous asked:

I have a problem. I identify as ace and perhaps as aro. I'm friends with this guy but now out of nowhere he sent me a text saying he would like to see our relationship heading towards a romantic direction. How do I tell him I'm not interested in that, but just staying friends, without hurting him. He's a really nice guy but I don't feel that way. I think I never could feel romantic feelings for anyone ever.

tell him straightforward that you’re not comfortable with that. it might sound harsh, but it’s not the end of the world if someone gets rejected. there are always other people.

& if he gets mad about you not “giving him what he deserves” or something then drop him, because he isn’t worth your time


dating advice: the “captain america” rule

Context: I grew up in a family of nerds, and superheroes were always a really big part of my childhood. Captain America was a favorite, and he kind of became my family’s standard for good behavior and just generally being a Nice Person. (If one of the kids started a fight they’d get hit with, “What would Captain America think of how you’re acting?”, stuff like that.)

So when I got to high school and started dating, my mom told me something that sounds funny but in retrospect actually turned out to be really good advice:

“Date someone who treats you the way Captain America would. Never settle for less.” 

And this has actually helped me so much in my dating life, through high school and into my adult years, because even if it’s a little silly, it’s been really helpful to have that standard in the back of my mind when I’m first going into a relationship. 

Would Captain America ignore my calls? Would Captain America forget my birthday? Would Captain America get mad at me for cancelling a date because a family emergency came up? If the answer is no, then I know that the person I’m currently dating does not meet my standards, and that I need to break things off before they get too serious.

And your standard absolutely does not have to be Captain America, specifically. It can be any person, male or female, real or fictional, who is known for being respectful and considerate. It can even be an imaginary “soulmate” that you make up yourself. The point is to have a specific idea of how you expect to be treated by your romantic partners, and to refuse to compromise or settle for less. (Just make sure you’re holding yourself to the same standards – you can’t expect to date superheroes if you’re going to treat your partners the way a supervillain would.) This is a really good way to keep yourself from falling into bad relationships where you aren’t treated with the respect and care you deserve.

TL;DR: You deserve to date people who are respectful and considerate of you. You deserve a Captain America. Don’t settle for less. 

I think Yuri thought Victor was crying in relief.

Really. At first I was really taken aback at how cruel and cold Yuri was in this scene; not acting even a little bit flustered, worried or regretful that he made Victor cry, but instead moving his bangs out of the way to watch Victor cry in more detail.

And yet…Yuri isn’t cold, and he’s even had more exaggerated reactions to less: like in ep04, where he touches Victor’s hair and Victor pretends to feel depressed about it. Yuri even bows on the ice as an apology.

So here? I think it’s that Yuri is so so steeped in his issues he never considered Victor would take telling him to go back to skating as something negative, much less hurtful.

In fact, when Victor brushes his hand away and tells him he’s mad, that’s when Yuri finally reacts, getting emotional…but in a confused way. He really did think Victor never planned to stay with him forever. He really thinks Victor doesn’t want to be with him, so he isn’t able to comprehend this sadness.

So here, Yuri isn’t being cold to Victor’s suffering…he likely didn’t realize the tears were of pain. He probably thought Victor was crying because he was relieved and touched about the news.

Let’s talk about something I never realized.

I had always assumed that the Beast heard Belle say “I love you” before he “died.”  But no, your hearing doesn’t miraculously stay or something weird like that.  Adam didn’t hear her say it.

So imagine him fading away thinking that even though his life had been horrible, there was one small light that really truly meant the world over and more to him, and that he was glad that her face would be the last thing he’d ever see…

…then suddenly he’s feeling less cold and much more warm, and there’s a golden light at the end of a tunnel, and he’s still not sure if he’s alive, but then there’s more and more of it and he’s back in the West Wing, standing upright, his bare feet cold on the tile floor, his hair tickling his face and neck, claws absent from smaller, thinner hands, fingers, and it’s not a dream, it’s not a dream, it’s not a dream

And then he turns around and sees Belle standing there, shocked into silence but unafraid, fearless.  He stares at her incredulously because there’s only one way this could be happening: she loves him.  He used to think such an emotion was impossible and yet here he is and she loves him

He wants to run into her arms and laugh and cry and jump but he can only convey this with a look, an expression.  The night is over, the sun has risen, and the curse is lifted, but he did nothing, it was her, his beauty, his angel, his saving grace.

She smiles in realization, their lips touch, and his world is ablaze with life, love, color.  The ground shakes beneath their feet and dawn breaks across the castle.  This is his new beginning, his rebirth into a better life, a better man, and he is not alone anymore, he will never be alone again.

for she has set him free.

kit-kat-ronnie  asked:

Honestly tho ur voltron headcanons r pure gold. Like who knew I could love the meme team so much.

thank u my dude

  • shiro: “i’m tired, guess i’ll go to slee-” *three alarms go off, allura yells something about forming voltron, part of the castle blows up*
  • Keith the Training Room Gremlin
  • “hunk would never have let me down like this”
  • coran is lowkey stressed about how fragile the new paladins are. do you know how many things can kill a human, princess. princess do you. they’re so squishy
  • any time an alien does something fucking bizarre they’re just like. “same”
    • coran: “on yordek the native peoples ride 30 ft tall seaweed slugs into battle” lance: “i mean same”
    • *alien yodels in greeting” pidge: “tbh…. same”
  • keith wears his collar up like a hooligan bc he thinks it’s Cool
  • “lance, now is not the time for your shenanigans” “it was a single shenanigan. technically more of a hijink”
  • *allura voice* “if you die, walk it off”
  • suggested drinking game: take a shot every time the particle barrier goes down
    • they don’t do it. they’d die of alcohol poisoning

Rhys looks haunted.

“Who’s going to tell them?”

He gets nothing but avoided eye contact and silent sips of coffee in return.

“I am completely serious. Someone has to say something and it really shouldn’t be me.”

He had thought that all nine of them of them taking a weekend together in the cabin would be fun–and it had been, until he’d been kept up very late by the half-muffled sounds coming from Elain and Lucien’s room. Not of sex, per say; the cabin provides what soundproofing it can, and it should be enough for all the couples to enjoy themselves without bothering each other, but Elain and Lucien had been doing something… loud. Repeatedly.

Cassian is grinning like a maniac, amused beyond all reason. “Okay, I know Rhys is uncomfortable because he’s never done anything that actually qualifies as kinky, but does anyone else think this is hilarious?”

“I object to that profiling of my sex life, Cassian.”

“You’ve never done anything weirder with Feyre than a blindfold,” Cassian says, eyebrows raised, “I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that, I’m just saying.”

“A blindfold is very kinky,” Rhys asserts, affronted. Mor snorts and he ignores it, focused on Cassian. “What have you two done that’s so much more exciting?”

Nesta, sitting straight as a queen, speaks before Cassian can. “If you answer that question in front of all our friends, Cas, you will never get to do any of those things ever again.”

“We’re off topic,” Feyre announces, setting down her mug of tea decisively. “The question at hand here is who is going to tell Elain and Lucien that spanking is off-limits during their time here.” Silence. She shrugs. “I think it should be Nesta.”

“I’ll do it if you want, but it won’t go well,” Nesta replies flatly. “I have a hard time not slapping the smirk off Lucien’s face on a good day.”

Cassian brandishes a spoonful of oatmeal. “Well, apparently he’s into that, so–”

“Why not Cassian?” Rhys says pointedly, “Since, as he tells us, he’s so knowledgeable about the whole area.”

“That would mortify Elain,” Feyre says, keeping them firmly on track. “It should probably be one of the girls.” Amren, in the corner, lowers her mug of blood to look less than enthused. “It should be Mor or I,” Feyre amends.

Mor gives an casual little shrug. “The noise didn’t bother me, to be honest.”

Rhys frowns in disbelief. “Surely you heard it.”

“We did.”

She does not elaborate, and Rhys suddenly finds it suspicious how quiet Azriel’s been, and how he’s not making eye contact. Cassian seems to have the same thought as he glances between the two of them.

“Mother’s tits,” Cassian says, gaping. “You guys got off on it, didn’t you?”

They don’t respond, but Mor reddens incriminatingly. Cassian’s eyes go wide and he throws his head back in a howl of laugher, over Nesta’s protestations.

Amren is surveying all of them with disdain. “I have been present for some truly insipid conversations between the lot of you but I must say, this one is exceptionally awful.”

“Now THAT’S what I mean by kinky, Rhys” Cassian proclaims, wiping tears from his eyes. “Fucking to the sounds of another couple’s pain play. Cauldron. I’m so proud.”

Rhys looks long-suffering as he turns to Feyre, takes her hand, and kisses it sweetly. “I’m so sorry, darling,” he intones dramatically. “I’ve exposed you to a nest of perverts.”

“Who’s a pervert?” Elain asks with a giggle, choosing this moment to sweep into the kitchen, bright-eyed and with a sated-looking Lucien in her wake. “Are we talking about Cassian again?”

But the whole room has gone silent. Elain falters, looking from one awkward face to the next. “What’s wrong?”

When no one answers, it’s Amren who gets up and says baldly to the two of them, “Everyone from here to Velaris could hear whatever it was you were doing last night. It made these fools uncomfortable, largely. Do with that information what you will.” In the shocked silence following, she puts her empty mug in the sink, unhurried, and heads for the door. “I’m going for a walk far away from this nonsense. If anyone needs me, you are encouraged to reconsider.”

The door slams shut behind her.

“Oh,” Elain says faintly.

I have this headcanon that Lance used to be mute, like he witnessed something traumatizing as a child that made him stop talking. And then years down the road he gets fed up with the bullies at school and starts trying to speak again and it takes forever but he’s finally able to speak again (his first word was Hunk) and he keeps practicing until he can speak without it hurting. And then one day during team training or while they’re getting a mission Lance is just being Lance and making jokes and whatever but Keith is a little grump and makes the side comment “don’t you have a mute-button or something” not thinking anything of it but it hits Lance hard and he just stops talking. He usually doesn’t let comments like that upset him because he knows what he went through and is just glad that he can talk but it hurts coming from Keith so he just stops talking all over again. And Keith doesn’t know why because he didn’t mean to hurt Lance - he would never mean to hurt Lance - and he doesn’t know how to fix it. And Hunk is pissed af which is hella scary

and I have no idea how I want this to end but I really want to write it

UPDATE: (bc people are actually seeing this???) I wrote it!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/9192059

but keith comforting lance about his insecurities?

  • like,, lance makes a tiny comment he maybe didn’t mean for anyone to hear, something like how he’s not really needed, how kinda sorta useless he is to the rest of them, and his voice is sarcastic and joking except not really and keith hears it and just knows 
  • and he’s a little confused because why would lance think he’s not worthy of his spot on the team? but then he gets a little angry too because lance??? should never think he isn’t important, and the fact that he does, it irritates keith in a way he’s not entirely familiar with, even though it is lance 
  • so keith stalks up to him, and maybe a little harshly jabs his finger in lance’s chest and gets right in his face and tells him how great he is, how important, how they couldn’t make it without him
    • considering how angry he sounds you’d think he’d be saying something the complete opposite. his words and tone completely contradict each other. and his face is red and he’s really really close to lance 
  • who is just staring at him? stunned ??? because since when did keith care so much? little does lance know he always did. and then a little smile blooms and he makes a stupid snide comment like “wow keith! i didn’t know i was your role model, your hero, the light of your life. i’m so flattered.” 
  • keith scoffs but he’s fighting a smile too because this is lance, confident lance, lance making jokes and being himself again. he’s more than fine with it so long as lance is working on believing what keith said 
  • or just… keith!!! comforting lance!!! genuinely believing in him!!! giving him really awkward compliments!!! 
    • “um. grool shot, lance.” 
    • “grool?” 
    • “grool. i mean to say cool and then i started to say great instead.” 
    • lance making fun of him for it but also blushing like crazy because he can’t deal 
    • he starts using “grool” regularly 
Regarding “Evermore”...

While the lyrics of the song are heartbreaking on their own, I think in context it becomes something more than a ode to longing ala Phantom of the Opera.

It’s a song about dying and giving up.

Think about it: There are words like “never”, “always” and even the title itself, “evermore”, words which indicate a permanent state. The Beast doesn’t expect Belle to ever return. Part of it, of course, is that he believes that she doesn’t love him. We, as audience, know that it’s not true, that Belle already loves him, but simply hasn’t realized it herself. It would take her sense of freedom to be back, a violent mob and three bullets for her to come to grips with her feelings. 

However, in his eyes, there is undeniable proof that she doesn’t return his feelings. 

The spell isn’t broken yet. 

Belle runs away and he’s still a Beast, all fur and claws and fangs and even more, his people are still cursed, objects. 

He loves her and that’s why he set her free.

And then, Cogsworth spells out the harsh truth (that he and the rest of the stuff believes):

“Because she doesn’t love him.”

And that’s it. 

The Beast believes that he failed to beat the clock and he’s doomed to be a Beast forever. 

But, there’s more to it.

This remake turned the curse into something horrific. For the Prince (let’s just call him Adam ffs), it means remaining a Beast forever. 

Forever, however, means something worse than just “all his life”. It does mean forever.

You see, it has been confirmed in an interview with Dan and Emma that 

1.      the Beast had been cursed for 9-15 years.

2.      he didn’t age during that time.

The curse didn’t let Adam grow older: instead, it doomed him to be in this state forever. There is no aging and thus at some point, dying with this curse and, in a depressing and even cruel way, getting himself free from it. No, not even time can take it away. 

So, when he sings “Forevermore”, he actually does mean forevermore. Unless someone kills him, or he decides to kill himself, he will go on being an immortal, ageless Beast locked in a “lonely tower” that crumbles and falls apart.

And it gets worse.

We saw that the changes they made to the curse in this version has the stuff turning into real objects, inanimate, without souls. 

In other words… dead.

This curse will actually kill them. 

And so, with this song, the Beast laments that he will be ageless, immortal, a pariah of the world… and alone.

“Lonely tower” literally means “alone” in this case. Not even his servants, the people who “looked after him all his life” will ever be able to even speak to him. He will be surrounded by objects which in reality would be their corpses. 

That’s the curse in this remake.

And in this song, the Beast sings that he has accepted this fate. He let the only person who would ever help him escape this fate leave… because he loves her and he knows that since she doesn’t, it’s wrong to force her to stay. 

One could ask: “Why doesn’t he kill himself, then? We saw it’s possible, with Gaston’s three bullets. He would at least be free from the curse, right?”

Morbid as it sounds, yes, this would be a way out for him. He’s ageless, but he can die of wounds.

Well, here comes the part in the song that states that no, the Beast will not resolve to this.

Belle is someone full of life, who wants “more than this provincial life”, who wants a “great adventure somewhere” who is full of hope. And this mindset of hers has affected him; he has gotten a bug for loving reading from her, for appreciating his life story and for connecting with another person.

She “inspire him, is a part of everything he does”. Belle’s memory will not let him end his cursed existence by his own hand. 

He has lost even that morbid and depressing way out from the curse. 

“Evermore” is a song that laments what is to come: an ageless existence completely alone, doomed to never, EVER end.

That’s why the Beast says “let them come” to Cogsworth when he tells him that there’s a mob coming. For him, it doesn’t matter. He’ll be a beast and unable to die anyway so, might as well, have these people relieve him from the curse sooner than later. 

And he’s not even thoughtless about his servants: they’re doomed to fade away, to die anyway. 

“Let them come” he says and he means it. “Let them kill all of us.”

In a sense, he’s even merciful. To himself more than to his servants, who held hope, but they at least have death to release them. He doesn’t even have that. 

“Evermore” literally is an ode to one of the worst fates one can imagine. 

Damn, Disney. 

Throwback to when one of the most popular and promising ministers of Germany had to resign because he plagiarized on his doctoral thesis....

sometimes when I look at the madness that is politics today (especially American politics, but also European politics), I think back to this and almost can’t believe it


imagine if something like that came out about the angry cheeto….everyone would probably just shrug it off and be like “eh, just Donnie things, what else is new”. Trump would probably even be proud….”Yeah that makes me smart. Got away with it didn’t I?

one of my fave parts of this scene is sonja and emma talking (and who knows how long they’ve been talking because the scene starts and they’re already talking) and isak and even can’t be bothered to say anything, but then isak finds out that sonja was born in 97 and he makes a connection between what was just said and even and he raises his hand like “hm yes hello you just said something and it made me think of even and i would like to know more please” 

Do you ever think about how, because they died:

Jyn never got the chance to wake up in a bed, at peace, and curled up next to someone she loved?

And how Cassian, who spent almost all of his life knowing exactly what he would die for, never had the chance to know what it felt like to have something or someone to live for?

Or how Bodhi, so filled with self-doubt, never got to hear from someone else’s lips that he was brave and a hero, because that is what he was?

(For more of my depressing head canons, look here and here and here.)

what fucks me up is that even and isak are probably both lying in their respective, separate beds right now blaming themselves, thinking that somehow they did something wrong; isak thinks he misinterpreted things and even never actually liked him and even thinks that isak does not like him due to his mental illness, that if he was just different that it everything would be okay

Lily Luna Potter

Lily Luna’s birth as seen by the Marauders

Lily: Please tell me it’s a girl, I don’t think neither my heart nor Ginny’s can handle another boy.

Sirius: Don’t worry about Ginny, that girl can handle anything.

Lily: I know but still.

Remus: It’s a girl!

Lily: Finally!

James: I.. can’t.. breathe.

Lily: Okay, this is the third one and you are still having a melt down.

James: What if he names her Narcissa because he thinks she did, I don’t know, something good?

Lily: I mean she saved his life to be honest but–

James: LILY! No!

Lily: Let me finish the sentence Potter. They wouldn’t name her that.

Sirius: *whispering* He never got over the Albus Severus incident Lils. 

Remus: Don’t be ridiculous James, it’s a girl. I’m sure they would name her Lily, Molly or something like that.

Sirius: Yeah, I’m gonna say no to Molly.

Lily: Minnie maybe? It would mean so much to McGonagall.

Remus: Still I wouldn’t trust either of them so much. I remember Ginny named an owl Pigwidgeon and Harry.. Well, we all know what happened.

James: Shut up! *smiling* Did you hear that? 

Lily: *crying* Lily Luna. 

James: *relieved* Thank heavens.

Sirius: You were convinced she would name him Narcissa, weren’t you Prongs?

James: I have learned to expect anything from my son really.

Remus: *gesturing to Lily* Shut it you idiots.

Lily: *fixated on Lily Luna* Oh, she’s so beautiful.

James: She will be even more beautiful if she takes after you.

Lily: *kisses James* You are so sweet.

James: Now, we are four down on the Quidditch team Harry, come on.

Lily: Yup, ruined it.

James: What? It’s not my fault if they have the perfect genetic pool for a Quidditch legend.

Lily: He’s incredible, I swear sometimes I question myself about the decisions I made in my life.

James: Stop it Evans, you love me.

Lily: *walking away* Is it possible to get divorced in heaven? Asking for a friend.

James: *to Remus and Sirius* She loves me.

Sirius: It’s like fifth year all over again.

Remus: I know.

James Sirius | Albus Severus 

dating yoongi

Originally posted by yoonmin

  • yeah, yoongi’s fucking grumpy
  • but that doesn’t meant he’d be grumpy towards you
  • no no no
  • i think yoongi would actually be really caring
  • but not in the traditional sense of the word
  • don’t expect too much kissing and pda and that type of shit
  • he’s not the type to hug you out in public or hold hands as you walk down the street or kiss you as you wait in line to get your coffee to go, he’s just not into that
  • he never understood why people have the need to do those things
  • when there was a time and place for those things, somewhere in private
  • i think he’s more of the type to express his care with small actions 
  • however, his way of caring is something you would have to get used to
  • at first, you’d think he wasn’t that into you
  • you’d be like why isn’t he hugging me??? i want to hug him all the time
  • i want to suck his face off 24/7, why doesn’t he want that??
  • what am i doing wrong??? 
  • he’s literally perfect and i don’t want to fuck this up !?!?
  • he wouldn’t hug you as much as you wanted him to
  • he wouldn’t want to suck your face off 24/7
  • he wouldn’t be all touchy feely like the guys you usually go for
  • you’d get all concerned about it and you’d start thinking he really wasn’t into you
  • but with time you’d learn to appreaciate his signs of affection 
  • like making you coffee in the morning, giving you his hoodies to wear, sending you random texts about his day
  • “i swear to god i’m going to kill one of them if they don’t grow up”
  • “these fools won’t stop messing around”
  • “i fucking hate dance practice with them”
  • “they made me TWERK”
  • “how much time would i serve for six murders?” 
  • “and would you wait for me until i got out?”
  • “sweden is beautiful, we should come here together some day”
  • and you’d know that he thought of you and wanted to share parts of his day with you and that, in his head, that was equal to expressing his emotions in physical ways
  • also you’d live for his late night phone calls
  • he’d call at three am, hoping you were still up
  • “i just finished producing this song, you have to hear it, i promise you’ll love it” *screeching*
  • “i’m done filming for the day, just checking up on you”
  • he’d always show you he cares when he’d call 
  • he’d call just to hear your voice before he goes to bed
  • you’d talk for a minute or two
  • but you’d know it means a lot to him, and that it was his way of being intimate
  • and he’d say things that mean i love you in yoongi language
  • like “did you get home safe”
  • “were there any problems at school today”
  • “don’t catch a cold, wear something warm when you go out”
  • “don’t forget to take your passport”
  • “i’ll call you in the morning so you don’t sleep through your alarm”
  • “don’t drink too much, and if you do, make sure you eat a lot”
  • {crying}
  • i said no touchy feely stuff
  • but don’t think that includes cuddling  !!!
  • he likes to sleep
  • and he loves to sleep with you
  • your head on his chest makes him fall asleep a lot faster, the sound of your breathing lulls him to sleep on cold afternoons as you snuggle up to him covered in blankets
  • he loves it when he’s cold and your body warms him up
  • he always runs his fingers through your hair and plays with the hair on the nape of your neck, and that always calms you down when you’re upset
  • you don’t get as much physical attention every day
  • but when you’re upset
  • yoongi would go all out to make you feel better
  • if someone pissed you off, he’d be very angry and would always offer to talk to them and sort things out for you, or jokingly, he’d offer to beat them up
  • or he’d playfully say he’ll write a diss track on them and you’d know he didn’t mean it, but it was still cute
  • and when he’d see the idea is making you feel better, he’d come up with random diss lines against the person who upset you that you’d end up crying from laughter at his rap lines
  • and if you were sad, yoongi would be EXTRA thoughtful and considerate
  • because he’s someone who knows what that feels like
  • that is exactly why he doesn’t get too touchy feely and why he always seems distant
  • he’s lost in his own world, he has so many thoughts about everything and he likes to keep them to himself
  • he likes to keep his private things private
  • and you’re the most private thing in his life
  • he doesn’t want people to see him kissing you or holding you or doing anything
  • that’s reserved for your eyes only
  • he’s a perfectionist
  • he wants to be perfect to his fans, to his audience, to his band members, but also to you
  • and when he feels like he’s not perfect in something (never!!) he feels bad and shuts everyone off and ends up thinking about the thing he messed up
  • and he ends up in this circle of self-hatred and self-loathing and then pity, and then hatred because of the pity and it doesn’t go away easily, and the only way it does is through his music
  • so when you’d feel down, he’d do everything in his power to make you feel better
  • because he never wants anyone, let alone you, to feel the way he feels when he feels down
  • and those moments when he’d open up to you and tell you about what’s bothering him, share his deepest thoughts with you, let you be the first person to listen to his songs, to his most personal thoughts, worries and desires, those moments would let you know just how much you mean to him
  • and that’s why you would never be unhappy with him
  • even if he didn’t kiss you and hug you all the time
  • it wouldn’t matter
  • he’d do those things when it was most important, when you’d feel down
  • and you could always count on him to make you feel better, no matter where he is or what he’s doing
  • and you’d always try to do the same for him
  • even if you knew most of his problems are in his head
  • and you couldn’t really control them
  • you’d try your best
  • anyway
  • i think he’d be a great boyfriend
  • caring and thoughtful and really funny
  • because his sarcasm and the realness he serves all the time are fucking great
  • and he’s the most relatable person ever
  • and he’s a musical genius
  • plus he’s hot
  • that concludes this late night thirst for boyfriend material yoongi