A Day At the Zoo: T’Challa x Reader
Just a short cute fluffy fic I thought I’d write before heading off to bed!
Actress Reader x T’Challa
“Baba I want to hold a snake!” Your little girl said. “Mhmmm good luck with that.”
The Wakandan Royals had managed to shut down the zoo so that your daughter and her friends could spend a day at the Central Park Zoo. “I would like to hold a snake as well!” T’Challa said.
“The snakes are a little ways away but we’ll make sure you get to hold one!” The tour guide said. “Cool!”
“Yo, I ain’t touching no damn snake!” Erik said as he watched Na’Jai hold hands with her cousin.
“Me neither.” You titled your sunglasses down and took in the stinky ass animals. “Look Mama! An ostrich!”
“I see, I see.” You smiled. T’Challa damn near pushed the little girls over to see the animal, “I swear he is such a big kid.” You laughed.
“This is an Emu-“ The Zoologists began explaining the bird and the girls ooed and awed. “Next we will be seeing the Peacocks!”
“YAY!” The girls sang. T’Challa walked next to you and threw his arm over your shoulder, “Are you having a good time?”
“Yeah but not as much as you.”
He smirked and held your hand and listen carefully. “It’s so pretty! Baba can I have a peacock?”
“Um, no.” “It’s okay Mala my daddy won’t by me a cheetah!” Blue Ivy said rubbing her friends back. “Damn they some spoiled ass kids.” Erik said like he didn’t give his daughter everything she wanted and more.
“We are at the butterfly cage.”
“I want to go in!” You waved your hand like a kid. “Come on down your highness.”
You pulled T’Challa with you, “Aren’t they so beautiful!” One landed on your finger and he just smiled. “You are beautiful.” He gave you a kiss and a butterfly landed on his nose. “This is actually very romantic.” He liked it and it gave him an idea for your next date night.
“Okay you two love birds, the princess and her friends want to go next.”
“Look at the Pandas!” You gushed as the cute animals walked up to the glass. T’Challa was pretty sure he was falling even more in love with you just by your reactions, “It is a shame I never got to take you to the zoo for a date.”
“We could consider this a date.” You looked at him and smiled. “I would like that very much.” He kissed you on the forehead and intertwined his fingers with yours.
“Now King T’Challa we are coming to the snakes!”
“Yes!” T’Challa looked at you, “Why are you so excited to hold a snake?”
“Why are you not?”, “Have you read the bible? It’s their fault!”
He laughed and kissed our hand, “You are so cute.”
“We have a yellow anaconda!” The man let the snake dangle from his neck. “Who wants to feel her? Her name I Nicki-“
You rolled your eyes, “Like Nicki Minaj?”
“Yeah after her song came out it was only right.”
After a few brave girls touched the snake, the guide motioned for T’Challa to hold it. “Now I am going to draped her around your neck slowly-“
T’Challa had the widest grin on his face, “Look Maya!”
“Yeah, I see just keep that shit away from me.”
“I want to hold him!’ Na’Jai said. “No you don’t!” Erik said to his daughter. “Dad, you never let me do anything!”
“What? Come here little girl!”
You chuckled because they were damn near twins with the way they acted.
T’Challa lightly petted the snake, “Okay Brittney Spears!” He didn’t get the reference but he slowly walked towards you with a mischievous grin on his face. “T’Challa listen-“
“She just wants you to pet her.”
“Don’t you come any closer!”
He ran towards you with the snake and you screamed and ran, “STOP FUCKING PLAYING!”
The Zoo guide was slightly amused and very worried that snake would be frightened and get defensive.
“Okay King T’Challa, that is enough.” He grabbed the snake out of his hold and put her back in the cage before showcasing some more snakes. “This is a garden snake, very harmless!”
“I am going to beat your ass!” You slapped his chest. “That was funny.”
“Did you have fun at the Zoo girls.” T’Challa asked. “YES!”
“Good, now for the Broadway show!”
He was very good with kids and it made you think that maybe you should work on some more. He saw your lustful gaze and smiled, “What?”
“You want to try for a second kid?”
He smirked and nodded, “We can rendezvous after the show!”
You groaned, “Can’t you just act a little normal for once?”
“My love, I am a King. Normal isn’t in my vocabulary.”