he will probably make an amazing dad!

Get Out.

Originally posted by tess453

Peter Parker x Reader

Request: Yes

Summary: Deciding to stay in for a date, Peter and the Reader are faced with annoying and embarrassing comments from the whole team, who are unaware of their relationship.

Word Count: 2,428

Warnings: language, fluff, annoying avengers (??), embarrassed!Peter, embarrassed!Reader, cuteness, LOTR trilogy. (Let me know if I missed any)

A/N: Alright homies, I apologize it has taken me so long to upload something. I’ve been reaally stressed. So hopefully this is okay? For the anon that requested this, I hope you like it. I’d love some feedback, as always. Enjoy reading!

Dark, gray clouds blocked any source of light from shining through the big, thick glass windows surrounding every inch of the building.

The entire tower was filled with a solemn mood that spread into every corner and room.

Most of the team dreaded days like these, since it put a damper on their mood, (especially Steve).

You, however, cherished days like these the most.

It’s where you find your peace and inner self, no matter how depressing that may sound.

It helps you relax and release any stresses that corrupt your thoughts.

But the best reason of all is that you don’t have to leave the house, even if you had a date with Peter tonight.

However, thinking that idea through, you realized something.

The whole team would be here.

With Peter and you.

During your date.

Well, fuck.

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So, I was stoked to see the leaked photo of Matt Holt and Shiro. Shiro is alive, THANK GOD, because I don’t really want anyone else to pilot the black lion (I could maybe come around to Allura though…). He’s SPACE DAD. His family needs him. And Matt is alive! And he and Pidge are going to be so relieved to be together again. This is amazing. But if/when Shiro and Matt finally make it back to the castle, the ship dynamics will change, possibly a lot. 

And I think Lance is going to be most affected by this change, probably for the worse.

I mean, think about it… Lance tends to be the least favorite on the ship. No one’s best friend, never anyone’s first choice. And Matt’s going to board the ship, and everyone will get along with him extremely well, and Lance will be crushed that this guy who’s been on the ship for a matter of hours is already liked better than him. 

Shiro has already worked with Matt, they’ve dealt with trauma together, they’ve bonded. Shiro is  grateful to have his old friend back. Pidge, obviously, will be thrilled to see her brother again. Any attention she once allowed Lance is now focused on Matt instead. Hunk and Matt both strike me as very methodical, patient, and strategic. I think they’ll bond very easily. Keith probably won’t have strong feelings for him, but jeez, he’ll find Matt far more pleasant than “obnoxious” Lance. Coran will love this bright, scientific boy! How wonderful to have another ally on board. Matt will probably be very useful around the castle! And as for Allura…

Allura already adores Pidge and Shiro. And as soon as these two introduce Matt, she already knows she’ll get along with him splendidly. She includes him in battle planning. They share the information they’ve learned about the war and the status of other planets. They strategize to form new alliances. And one day over dinner, she makes a casual comment, not realizing its potential harm. 

“Matt, if we’d have found you sooner, you would have been a perfect fit for the Blue Lion. The Blue Paladin is known for being an excellent strategist, cool under pressure, and having incredible precision. With your skill set, you certainly fit the bill!”

Of course, Allura didn’t mean to insult Lance. And she’d never dream of replacing Lance at this point, not now that he and Blue were bonded. She didn’t even think Lance been paying attention. He and Keith had been bickering. But Lance heard her. He pretended he hadn’t and finished his meal in silence.

 But later that night, he couldn’t push the words out of his head. He couldn’t shake the feeling that she was right. Matt was better than him in every way. Matt had passed piloting exams and simulations so that he could go on the Kerberos Mission. After so much experience extracting ice samples, his precision was unmatched. Since escaping the Galra, he’d become an excellent fighter. Plus, he got along well with everyone on the team. It would be much easier for the paladins to form Voltron with Matt piloting Blue.

Worst of all, Blue loved him too. Shortly after arriving to the castle, Matt had asked to meet all of the lions. And upon seeing Matt, Blue lit up just like she did for Lance.

So Lance decides to leave. Matt will pilot Blue. Voltron will be stronger, and they’ll defeat the Galra sooner. Peace will be returned to the universe. Besides, maybe he’ll be able to find his way home. After all, that’s where he really wants to be—safe on earth with his family. A few days later, after looking over all the maps he could find and storing away enough food and water for a few weeks, he packs up his few belongings and makes his way to the escape pods. He passes through the silent halls of the castle unnoticed and makes his departure.

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anonymous asked:

How would the rfa and Saeran react to MC being an irl princess of some foreign country? Like... honest to goodness royalty? Thanks!

A/N: I hope this was everything you wanted! I don’t really know much about royalty so I just kinda rolled with it.. If it’s not good I’m sorry! Anyway, if there are parts that don’t make sense i’M SO SORRY I HAVE A FEVER but i’m using this time to write requests because my bby followers deserve it. Sorry for being gone for so long! Thank you all for the support you give us, 404 and I are working hard on requests right now <3 ~ 626


  • this poor boy had no idea, he doesn’t pay much attention to pop culture like that
  • one day you invite him over to play games at your house because you have a super huge tv and you knew he’d love that!
  • when he’s at the gates of your mansion house, he calls you because there’s no way this can be your house???
    • “MC, are you pranking me??? It was bad enough last time when you put toothpaste in my oreos!”
    • “Just come in, you dork”
  • when he hears the gate buzz, he finally realizes that you’re rich as hell
    • it all makes sense now??? You always take him out to super expensive restaurants and for Christmas you got him an amazing gaming computer???
  • he’s about to faint oh my god yOU’RE SO RICH
  • when he’s roaming around the hallways of your mansion looking for your room (he refused the butler’s help, he could do it himself), hE SEES A PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR PARENTS AND YOU’RE ALL WEARING CROWNS???
    • nah, no, there’s no way you’re royalty, you guys probably did a photo shoot, there’s no way this is possible
    • wait is that an entire row of pictures where your dad is meeting important people
    • is that Barack Obama? Is that the pRIME MINSTER OF SOUTH KOREA???
  • he faints
  • when he wakes up, he finds himself in a huge bed and you’re sitting next to him playing a game
    • “You’re finally awake! I’ve told you that you need to take care of yourself, did you even eat today?”
    • “No, but I will be in the future”
    • Aaand he faints again
  • Once he finally gets used to the idea of you being a princess, it makes so much more sense to him!
  • You’ve always sounded really polite and elegant when you speak, and you handle the RFA fundraisers so easily, no matter what crisis comes???
  • He loves seeing you all dressed up, you’re so cute and beautiful!!! <3
    • You’re his Princess Zelda


  • He thought your name sounded familiar when you introduced yourself in the chat, but he didn’t really think about it
  • But when he finally gets to meet you, he’s in so much denial???
    • It can’t be, a princess fell in love with him
    • If you thought his ego was big before, it’s the size of the Titanic now
    • It’s even bigger when you tell him you watched his movies before you talked to him on the app
  • It never really hits him until you go shopping with him one day and you buy him a Louis Vuitton suitcase aS IF IT’S NOTHING???
    • Like yeah he makes decent money from acting, but holy hell you’re rich
  • He honestly loves this so much though
    • You two are an amazingly dressed power couple!
    • You’ll take over the political world and he’ll take over the pop culture world <3
  • You end up giving him “prince” lessons
    • You teach him how to deal with the pressure of the public and how to speak politely but firmly
    • You make him walk with books on his head and record him even though that’s something you never had to do
    • You get him to quit smoking by telling him a true prince would never do such a thing
    • He almost cries
    • “it’s your half birthday”
    • “it’s national best friend’s day”
    • zen pls no
  • He wears his future crown at home when no one is around
  • He’s really happy that you’re a public figure so he can flaunt you when you guys go out <3


  • She knew the second you introduced yourself in the chatroom!
  • She’s honestly dazzled, a real life princess??? What is this???
    • But she kept herself in check, she realized you probably have a lot of people who hound you on a regular basis, she didn’t wanna be one of them
  • But she honestly loves talking to about your country’s political system
  • With your leadership skills and Jaehee’s organizational skills, you both work together to implement programs for underprivileged children
    • You two are a power couple omg, literally unstoppable, you two even consider starting clean water projects in other countries???
    • Unstoppable
  • Jaehee considers opening a coffeeshop chain in your country
  • She loves seeing you dress up!!! You’re so adorable and beautiful in all the elegant clothing <3
    • She totally doesn’t take pictures of you when you aren’t looking, there’s no way she has an album of 300 pictures of you
  • She’s really afraid of how the world will react when they find out you two are actually together???
    • Dumbass tabloids think you two are “gal pals”
    • But you don’t care, even if you have to step down, you don’t care
    • “Listen Jaehee, I love you. You’re my best friend and I would not trade that for the world. If my country wants me to step down because I have a girlfriend, I will. I’ll find a life with you because I cannot imagine a life without you.”
  • Jaehee  highkey lowkey uses you to meet famous people (but she loves you, es okay)
    • You don’t really mind though, it makes her happy
    • So you take her to as many events as you can, you want to make her smile as much as you can
  • You love this precious little bean and you are going to give her the world


  • Of course he knew who you were, he wasn’t an uneducated idiot
  • And while it was nice to know that you weren’t with him for the money
    • He was kinda disappointed???
  • You’re a princess, you have the entire world at your feet
    • He wanted to spoil you, but you??? Have??? Everything you want or need???
    • But with the help of Zen but with his brilliant mind, he was able to come up with stuff he knew you never got!
  • He started making food for you <3
    • And yes it tastes terrible at first but it got better after awhile!
    • At the beginning he was the type to just put the entire egg with the shell in cake mix
  • He takes knitting classes???
    • He knits you everything he possibly can, a sweater, scarf, gloves, beanies
    • He totally doesn’t knit a baby blanket and baby hat for your future kids
  • He supports your decision not become queen because you decided you wanted to do other than things than run a country
    • Like be his totally hot secretary
  • You eventually move into his place and he lowkey feels ashamed bc it’s so much smaller than what you’re used to
    • But you assure him that you prefer his place because smaller places feel so much more homey than mansions
  • You’re actually much busier than Jumin when it comes to work so he’s always home before you and he spoils you so much
    • When you come home, you can always expect a shoulder/back massage
    • There’s always a warm meal that he makes because he’s not letting someone else do something for you that he can
    • When you have really bad days at work, he runs a nice, hot bubble bath couple with candles and rose petals
    • He’s pretty much ur house spouse, who knew Jumin could take on such a domestic role???
  • But he’s still senpai in the sheets


  • Ofc he found out when he did a background search on you
  • And he’s so fascinated by you???
    • You help run a country??? You do so many good things
  • He’ll never understand though
    • How did someone as great as you fall for someone as terrible as him
  • Everything you do is so great and he’s stuck in a field of work that could get him killed
    • But with your power, you’re able to get him out of his job
    • And he’s so, so thankful to you
    • He doesn’t really let himself be vulnerable in front of you but when you told him you could help him, he cried for hours
  • What did he do to get someone as amazing you???
    • He doesn’t know it but you totally got someone to assassinate his dad
  • You actually help him get a job as an engineer <3
    • He hates using you for your connections but he knows he deserves the job, he’s not going to deny his talent and ability
    • He’s so thankful for you
  • And he becomes your right-hand man??? Anytime you need to make a difficult decision about your country, he’s there for you!!!
  • He gets a pet monkey so he can compare himself to Aladdin
    • “Listen children,,, you don’t know how hard life was for me,,, I was a beggar,,, always stealing food to survive,,,”
    • “Saeyoung, stop lying to the children and actually teach them, I wanted you to get the kids interested in computers”
    • “I was nothing but a boy with a monkey and a magic carpet,,,”
  • You two come up with a plan to get kids more interested in computers and he’s in charge <3
    • He loves teaching all the children! They’re all silly and goofy like him
  • He has no idea where he would be without you and he’s so glad he met you


  • This boy has no idea, like none at all
  • Rika chose you to retrieve the phone, and he was just supposed to follow you
    • And he knows like nothing about pop culture “It’s useless information that’ll take up space in my brain” so he didn’t know who you were
  • He finds out one day when he sees an article about you helping open up a school in a third world country???
    • Like he thought you were amazing before
    • You were the one who helped him through his therapy, through all the nightmares that plagued his nights, through all the bad thoughts that overwhelmed him
    • In his head, you’d always been his queen
    • But it turns out you’re actually a princess?!?!
  • And you help so much around the world
    • He could deal with you being a princess if it weren’t for the fact that you were a huge philanthropist
    • You educated women in India about reproductive health??? You helped teach disabled children in China??? yOU DONATED 25 MILLION DOLLARS TO A HOSPITAL IN SEOUL???
  • He actually killed someone and you helped people live longer and better
  • He actually avoids you for a few weeks after he finds out
    • He’s just having a hard time coming to terms with it? You’re a goddess and he’s the devil, why are you with him?
  • But you weren’t having any of it, you literally kicked his door down, you gave him his space and now you were going to talk
    • He ends up crying in your lap
  • But you manage to talk it out with him and you make it very clear that you aren’t going anywhere
    • “I love you, okay? You don’t have to understand why I do, but you need to know that I do. I don’t care if you think I deserve better because I choose you, Saeran. I will always choose you.”
  • He eventually decides he wants to help people with you
    • Yes, he made a huge mistake in the past, one that he is so sorry for, and he will spend the rest of his life trying to make up for that
    • He’s no V, he’ll never be an angel, but he’s sure as hell gonna make the world a less crappy place
  • He comes up with so many great ideas!
    • Music programs for underprivileged children! Reading classes for uneducated adults! Programs that help teenagers get work experience!
  • He creates so many outreach programs and he’s so happy that you gave him the chance to do that
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here


  • This boy is as clueless as Saeran
  • Between photography and Rika and being a dumbass, he doesn’t pay much attention to the world
  • ·      He ends up finding out through Jumin??
    • “Oh by the way MC’s father is going to be visiting my father, we’re going to talk about having MC model for one of our products”
    • “wHAT”
  • He’s honestly so happy though
    • You’re such a fantastic person who else could put up with him pining after Rika for so long and you deserve everything
    • You deserve all the praise and attention you get
  • He totally doesn’t fantasize about becoming a prince
    • And he so doesn’t go around singing Disney songs
    • “what was that honey?”
    • “Thinking about the top 10 things a blind person will never say”
  • This boy is such a saint, you two implement a program to help disabled children
    • And not only does he help implement the program, but he actually participates in it???
    • Crying cause V deserves the world
  • He becomes your family’s official photographer!
    • This happens because he was lowkey salty when you hired someone else for an event
    • “Oh you need my help getting something from the high shelf??? Why don’t you ask that photographer?”
    • V pls shut up
  • But you do drag him to one of your photoshoots and after that he’s as addicted as Zen
    • You two make such a beautiful couple, how could he not be addicted???
    • He has pictures of you everywhere in his house
    • And he knows how much you love him, he can always feel it, but he absolutely adores the expression on your face when you’re looking at him and seeing it from an outside perspective makes him want to cry
  • He loves you so much, you’re his goddess <3
imagine CEO kim seokjin.

Originally posted by eatjin

  • you have the most handsome boss in all of creation, good luck.
  • first things first, kim seokjin is heir to one of the great business empires on his side of the planet.
  • for the moment though he’s just managing a few of the smaller branches as well as all the charities and his passion project, a moderately successful chain of restaurants.
  • you find work in one of these aforementioned branches, filling in as his secretary when his PA needs time off to care for their sick mother.
  • and he’s so stressed and busy he doesn’t even notice until around lunchtime when he bursts out of his office in a frenzy.
  • “assistant choi! you’re not assistant choi. where’s assistant choi?”
  • you remind him and he’s like “oops, i thought that was next week.”
  • because he can manage twelve charities and two businesses at once, he can clothe and feed himself because he’s a big boy, but he can’t organise anything. that’s what he needs you for.
  • also he can’t tie a tie properly.
  • he probably went to harvard business school, but he can’t tie a tie for shit. it’s always askew or crumpled or something, so you look knots up online because you’re just itching to fix it for him.
  • but you don’t actually approach him with the offer for a while, that would be inappropriate. instead you wait for him to tie it himself and ultimately fail, before you offer your help.
  • he accepts gratefully, and watches you concentrate in the agitating piece of cloth as if an angel just descended to save him from drowning.
  • later he admits that was when he knew he would fall in love with you.
  • and after that, whenever he has an important meeting to attend, you gotta fix his tie for him. it’s like ur lil ritual, and it helps him calm down and prepare.
  • sometimes he neglects to eat though. 
  • like when he’s trying to stay on top of events and important paperwork and running back and forth between meetings and you start to wonder if you should be organising meals for him as well.
  • he works so hard you end up feeling like you can’t just leave him alone in his office even if the work day is technically over, so you sit around answering emails as you wait for him to dismiss you.
  • eventually you just Go For It and order a bunch of food in, not knowing what he likes, because you’re hungry too dangit.
  • so at like 7pm you knock softly and ask him is it okay if you bring him something to eat.
  • kim seokjin could cry at that moment, but also he’s like “wait, you’re still here? why are you still here?”
  • you recite him his dinner options and by the end he’s almost visibly drooling.
  • “that sound amazing, do i have to choose?”
  • “well, one of them was for me.”
  • “which one?”
  • “whichever you didn’t want.”
  • “can’t we just share all of it?”
  • and so you and your new boss end up sitting across from one another on his plush expensive carpet, and have a virtual take-out feast.
  • and you’re both exhausted so you know he’s killing it with the dad jokes and his windshield wiping laughter just makes everything ten times funnier. lbr you probably peed yourself a little.
  • it’s late when you finally leave, so he drives you home.
  • the drive is nice and quiet and before you know it you’ve fallen asleep.
  • also you don’t know this but he was parked outside your house for like ten minutes before he mustered up the courage to wake you, like “ok we’re here!!!! hahahaha,,ha,,,ha,,,,, ah”
  • weeks pass, and jin’s dad is constantly piling more responsibility on him, which means more branches, which means jin has to travel more, and he takes you with him because he’s useless without you.
  • and you two are just so comfortable around each other from the start ??
  • but more importantly you really enjoy one another’s company and are constantly drawn together.
  • so eventually, always eating room service together turns into always spending time in the same room, which turns into eventually only booking one room with separate beds.
  • because more money saved is more money to charity. 
  • right? 
  • right ????
  • and guess what. 
  • eventually the hotel fucks up, but everything is so hectic you don’t even notice until it’s too late and you come back from a conference at night to find you only have one bed.
  • whoopsie daisy~
  • honestly though you’re both so exhausted because you flew in early that morning, jin falls asleep with all his clothes on and you don’t even care and pass out beside him like two minutes later.
  • when you wake however, he has shrugged out of his blazer and you’re snuggled up to him, head tucked beneath his chin, cheek pressed against his chest. 
  • to save you the embarrassment he pretends he’s still asleep while you untangle yourself. but breakfast is still awkward as heck to say the least, and he lowkey won’t stop smiling to himself the entire time.
  • and every time you attend a charity event with him everyone assumes you’re dating because you’re always laughing together and they’re used to seeing him with assistant choi. 
  • and one time he mishears someone asking if you’re his date and he says yes so you run with it and link your arm through his and call him pet names and he goes sO red and stutters and it’s worth all the death glares he sends you the rest of the night.
  • after that he’s kinda tense and weird and you end up apologising for your behaviour because that was very unprofessional of you and you crossed a line and you really need this job please don’t fire me.
  • and as you arrive back at the hotel he’s like “yeah, it’s cool, whatever, i need a drink.”
  • and you’re like “idk about you but there’s a minibar in my room.”
  • and he just stares at you until you realise what you’ve said and when you die of embarrassment he’s like “now we’re even. goodnight.”
  • eventually, one fateful evening back at the office, jin completely buckles under the weight of it all and you find him with his head in his hands, papers all over the floor.
  • he confesses to you how it’s all too much and he doesn’t know how he’s supposed to keep everything together, especially as his responsibilities keep growing and without assistant choi around to help him out.
  • you spin his chair around to face you and sink down to his level, take his face in your hands and tell him firmly that he’s got this. it’s okay to doubt yourself and to crack under the pressure, but he’s got you and he’s got this and together you’re gonna kick this thing in the ass.
  • and he laughs and hold your hand, leans in a fraction but hesitates until you tell him he can also kiss you if he wants. 
  • and he does. 
  • he kisses you over and over and over until you have expensive carpet burns, wink wonk if you know what i mean.
  • anyway, nsfw under the cut.

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This was from my 18th birthday ‘month’ My Mom was in a coma and was in the hospital for my 17th birthday and she didn’t even know who I was when she woke up.. So a year later for my birthday she surprised me with Spider-Man and my whole birthday party was Spider-Man including my cupcakes c: (she was going through speech therapy so don’t make fun of how she talks in the video , she could barely form sentences)
This is my favorite video because it’s proof that miracles happen and my mom is still alive.. Spider-Man is the epitome of love, his hand gesture means I love you in Sign Language and besides fighting crime he spreads love around wherever he swings.. That’s why I’ve loved him since I was a kid… My dad who I call Iron Man calls me his little Spiderling ❤️🕷💙
@tomholland2013 you probably won’t see this but just know I love you more for playing such an amazing character who means everything to me.. You’re the perfect role for Spider-Man and I know you hear that a lot but you truly are..

Top 10 British Sitcoms! (In my personal opinion)

1) Father Ted (1995 - 1998)

What’s funnier than a bunch of bizarre priests and their clumsy housekeeper who loves tea? Well, barely anything. Hence why this is my number one.

Father Ted is one of those comedy shows that always seems to be on a channel somewhere, and no matter the episode, I’ll end up roaring with laughter. I adore this show on a magical level, and it’s definitely hard to top.

2) Blackadder (1983 - 1989)

Rowan Atkinson at his finest. Don’t get me wrong, I adore Mr Bean, but Blackadder is just spectacular. Fast paced, sarcastic and hilarious, it’s another show that I can always just pick up and burst out laughing at. One of the most interest aspects of the show though is the different era per series, however keeping the same amazing cast. Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie and Tony Robinson’s characters also having a special place in my heart due to the antics and hilarity. 

3) Fawlty Towers (1975 - 1979)

The quintessential British comedy sitcom. I don’t want to say too much about this, because if you have never seen it, shame on you.

4) Black Books (2000 - 2004)

Quite simply one of the greatest, but shortest, sitcoms ever created. Anyone who has actually seen this show has regarded it as one of their favourites of all time for good reason. Black Books follows the character of Bernard Black, the owner of a shoddy and sticky bookshop, and lacks all regard or care for people. The majority of the comedy is derived from Bernard’s two ‘friends’ who attempt to make his lifestyle more socially acceptable, much to his despair. I truly recommend checking out this show, but be prepared to be annoyed that there isn’t more!  

5) Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em (1973 - 1978)

Probably one of the favourite comedy shows I watch with my Grandfather. Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em follows the character of Frank, a childish, often moronic and insanely clumsy individual who only wants best for his family, although all he does is infuriate and anger people. A show with amazing catchphrases and hilarious situations, I simply adore this show.

6) Dads Army (1968 - 1977)

An amazing comedy focused on the Home Guard during the Second World War, the Home Guard were the volunteer army of those deemed ineligible for military service, usually due to age. The majority of the comedy derives from the pure uselessness of the group, and their lack of contribution to the war effort. The humour is often subtle and hilarious, I’d recommend it to anyone, I love it.

7) Porridge (1974 - 1977)

Ronnie Barker was one of the penultimate lords of comedy, that is all.

Porridge follows the goings on in the prison HMP Slade, following the character of Fletcher and his cellmate, an inmate serving his first sentence who Fletcher takes under his wing. The characters are strong and well written, as well as having amazing comedic timing and execution. The majority of the comedy comes from the interactions between the prisoners, as well as their relationships to the guards. It’s a show with a lot of heart and a lot of fun. 

8) Red Dwarf (1988 - ?)

Sci-Fi and sitcom, a bizarre genre hybrid that was an amazing gamble, but alas paid off incredibly well for Red Dwarf. The show follows the interesting cast of characters aboard the ‘Red Dwarf’ ship, all of whom are odd and interesting in their own ways. Unfortunately, I would not do the show justice if I were to attempt to describe the plot, so I shall urge you to check it out yourself. Trust me when I say this is an amazing show though.

9) Only Fools And Horses (1981 - 2003)

One of the longest running and most popular sitcoms in Britain, for good reason might I add. The show primarily follows the family of Del-Boy, Rodney and their Granddad (who is later replaced by Uncle Albert due to the unfortunate passing of the actor). The show is set in Peckham, a district in the south east of London, known for it’s working class citizens, the comedy mainly deriving from the vast array of occurring characters, as well as Del-Boy’s constant attempts of quick-rich schemes, with his main catchphrase being, “this time next year, we’ll be millionaires”. The show is a lot of fun, and the characters are all well written and performed and it has truly earned its cemented place as being one of the best in British history. 

10) Outnumbered (2007 - 2014)

Literally the most hilarious ‘family’ in Britain. Holy crap, I adore this show. The show is centred around a middle-class family who live in West London, the parents of whom, are ‘outnumbered’ by their 3 children. Jake, the typical teen, Ben, the hyperactive and strange child, and Karen, the oddly sarcastic child with a lot of questions, and a lot of answers. 
In essence, it’s a great show with hilarious situations, Karen and Ben being the funniest and most interesting parts of the show in all honesty. Even though it’s number 10 in my list, it’s amazing and I think everyone should attempt to watch this show.

And that comes to the end of my list, have I missed anything? What are your top 10 British Sitcoms?


I love these people. The core cast. No shade to the newer actors (they’re just as spectacular), but these were the people that set the example. In the very first season, they were the ones made us fall in love with Teen Wolf and they convinced us to want more of it.

In the pilot, Scott and Stiles were long term bench warmers on the lacrosse team, and Lydia and Jackson were honestly dicks. Allison was just Scott’s helpless love interest, while Chris was the scary hunter getting in the way of young love. Derek was questionable at best, and Peter was a murderous monster. Somewhere within 100 episodes, Scott and Stiles made first line. Lydia grew up, and she’s strong and she’s loyal. Jackson is probably still a dick, but he’s in England; fine, he can be a dick all the way over there. Allison became powerful and independent, and she wasn’t just someone’s girlfriend- she was a protector and a true fighter. Chris became a better man, an enlightened man. And… Peter’s dad status and humor almost makes us forget that he tried to kill Scott so many times.

These guys have been amazing from the start, even if they aren’t all still here. Wishing the best to these wonderful people, and sending them love always as Teen Wolf begins to end.

Infatuation - Part 2

Originally posted by creepygenitals


Summary: You are now a Pre-K teacher and you meet Jaebum, a single dad. 

Genre: Romance, teacher, single dad

Warnings: smut in later chapters, swearing

Definition of Pre-K: teacher for children at the age of 4

Authors Note: A lot of unanswered questions in today’s chapter! I am trying to make this fic interesting. I apologize for the grammar! Again, this is my first fic. I am trying my best! I started off with 4 followers, but now I have 113 after part 1! Also, Part 1 has 283 notes! I am really happy! Thank you so much for reading! Please message me or ask me if you have any questions about this fic! 


It was the weekend and that meant partying. Although you were a teacher and you had to maintain your professional aura, everyone deserves some fun right? You went out with your best friend from college, Ashley. She always encouraged you to have a bit more fun, out of your comfort zone, but sometimes she had some shitty suggestions. 

You guys went to your favorite club, and as per usual,  Ashley got drunk after like one drink.

“Hey Y/N, I dare you to sleep with someone tonight and then tell them you have a boyfriend to freak them out. Tell them that your boyfriend will kill them, tell them he’s in the mafia!"  she giggled drunkenly to you.

"What the hell is wrong with you Ashley? You have bad ideas.” you playfully hit her.

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Baby Sparrow

Summary: The reader is on the run from the police because she is the daughter of a pirate.  What happens when she hides on the Black Pearl.

Warnings: Mention of character death, and maybe some blood, and kidnapping, that’s it…..I think

A/n: AT the begging of the story you are 15 or 16 years old. Might make this into a series  

Word Count: 3,608 words



Redcoats were chasing after you for a very good reason.  You were the daughter of a pirate.  Your mother had a one night stand with some drunk at a bar, nine months later in the middle of the ocean you were born.  Recently your mother was caught and hung and you were crying internally, but you had to run to escape the same fate. 

You ran past coaches and climbed ladders but you couldn’t shake them.  Now salty air began to fill your nose.  ‘The Docks!’  Developing a plan to hide in a ship could either go amazing or get you in worse trouble.  It was that or swim out to see.  Ships it was.

As you ran on the wooden planks, your eyes scanned the area.  Mostly trade ships and military boats.  That's when a massive ship falls into your line of sight.  It was black as the night sky and no one was on deck. “BINGO!" 

Urging your legs to carry you faster caused you to bump into sailors, one of them caught your attention.  His black hair was in dreads, a red cloth tied above his forehead, at his side was a sword and a pistol, to top it of a hat of a captain.  'Pirate’ ran through your head as you realized why he dressed like that.  As you rushed past him, you kicked a table of spices over which sent powder into the air making a colorful cloud of exotic smells and colors.

The threat falling behind only edged you on.  As you approached the ship you leaped over objects and skipped onto the plank of wood that let you on.  Once on board, you hid in a bushel of barrels which smelled of rum.  Now you needed to wait.

An hour had passed before you dozed off.  You dreamt of adventures you had gone on with your mother.  Looting from trade ships, pillaging small towns, and one time robbing a governor.  Each left a smile on your face. Until you were awoken.  

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Pack Mother - Derek Hale - Part 7

Characters: Derek Hale, Lydia Martin, Scott McCall, Werewolf!Stiles, Peter Hale, PackMom!Reader.

Yo sorry to keep jumping time but I kinda need to??? Also I should’ve just named this part baby food

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Max is seven months old. He’s trying to walk and it’s been incredible for you. On the other hand, no one has seen or spoken to Stiles in months. Things have improved with Derek immensely but you still deep down blame him for Stiles.

You put Max in the bouncer and sat down on the porch. You eventually found a house and now everyone has their own room. There’s even extra rooms. You were sitting in the porch swing Derek installed when your phone rang. “Hey.” You breathed out.

“I f- n-…pa-..-you…now.”

“You’re cutting out..I have absolutely no idea what you’re saying.”


“Yelling it at me doesn’t help.”

“rk-..need you.”

“The park?”


You hang up the phone and grab Max. You put him in the car seat and head to the park. You spot Derek sitting on the swings with someone. You grab Max and walk towards him.

“Stiles!?” You run the rest of the way, handing Max to Derek. You hug Stiles tightly. “Where have you been? I’ve missed you! Are you okay?”

“I know what I did was sucky and terrible but yeah. I was in San Diego and I’m fine.”

You kiss his cheek and sigh. “Thank God you’re back.” Max babbles and you look over at him, his dark curls spilling over his eyes and his brown eyes making your heart swell. He grins, his dimples showing.

“God, is that Max?” You nod and Stiles hold his hands out to him. Derek hands Max to him and Max giggles.

Derek pulls you to the side. “I was buying baby food and he just..showed up? I have no clue when he got here and I don’t have any details.”

“….well did you get the baby food?” You look up at him.

“No, I didn’t get the baby food. What’s wrong with you?”

You shrug, “I dunno, I sent you out for baby food.”

Derek looks at you oddly. You look back to Stiles and watch him interact with Max.

“This baby’s freaking amazing.” He laughs as Max makes little sounds.

“Thanks. Look I know you probably don’t want to talk about it but we will eventually have to address you going missing…and you need to talk to your dad.”

“Oh my dad knew where I was.”

“What?” You crossed your arms.

“Yeah, I told him.”

“Why don’t you come back to the house and we can talk.”


You arrive at the house, the pack waiting outside. Stiles gets out and everyone hugs him. You get Max out and follow him up to the porch.

“Where’s Derek?” Scott asks.

“Getting baby food.” You smile.

Everyone goes inside and catches up with Stiles. You leave them with Max so you can cook dinner. You hear Derek pull up and you smile. He walks in, an older man behind him. Your smile falls when you see him with no bags.

“Did you not get baby food?”

“Jesus Christ, Y/N. My life is in shambles before your eyes and you want baby food?”

“Our kid needs to eat.” You say innocently.

“You’re such a dork.” He sighs. You glance into the living room and everyone is staring at you. “Y/N…this is my uncle Peter.” Your heart drops to your feet and a cold chill runs down your spine when he smiles at you.

He shakes your hand. “So you’re the famous Y/N. I wondered who was willing to raise a kid with this one. You must have low standards, as beautiful as you are.”

Derek throws a dirty look at Peter and you look at Lydia. She looks annoyed. She flips him off from behind him and you smile while giving her a stern look.

“Where is the little guy?” Derek gestures into the living room and Peter wanders into the room.

“What the hell?” You whisper.

Derek gives you a ‘what could I do’ gesture. “There I was..in the baby food section…again and he just showed up.

You just stare at him.

“I’m going to have to go back again aren’t I?” You nod and he groans.

“Why is everything mysterious happening to us today? Also why am I the only one alarmed that Stiles just wandered off to San Diego and no one noticed?“

“I think everyone’s just shocked that he even came back.”

“Yeah..I just have a weird feeling.”

Derek crosses his arms and turns to look at Stiles. “Why?”

“Is Stiles ever this nice?”

Derek nods. “You’re right..let’s keep an eye on him.”

That night you were climbing into bed when Derek walked in. He had on sweatpants and an old high school t-shirt.

“Wanna watch a movie?”

You quirk an eyebrow. “Is this code for..?”

He chuckles, “No not this time. I just wanted to hang out with you.”

You pull the sheets back. “Come on then.”

He gets in the bed and wraps his arms around you.

“You’re spooning me. This is not movie watching.” You laugh.

He presses his lips to yours. “It’s hanging out though.”

You smile “I think Peter has something to do with Stiles..not to ruin the adorable mood or anything.”

“Let’s worry about that tomorrow.” He sighs and kisses your forehead.

“Only if you kiss me again.” You smirk.

He smiles. “I think I can do that.”

Chanyeol as Older Brother Headcanon
  1. He’d hide his ears from you because he knows you’d probably bite them
  2. Tall big bro that will scare all the boys that try to talk with you
  3. “Let’s go out, I’m bored, I need food. Please!!!”
  4. A very hyperactive brother.
  5. You’d probably end up having a really good taste in music thanks to him
  6. “How am I supposed to help you with boys? I live with complete dorks.. I refuse to think you like dorks like them!”
  7. He’d probably call mom or dad every now and then just to check how you are doing
  8. Amazing surprises all the time
  9. “Yes you can have my room, I don’t mind… just don’t tell mom if you find something weird in there. Send it to me”
  10. Even if he’s busy, he’d make time for his little baby
  11. Definitely worst love advice (probably does it on purpose)
  12. He’d probably buy matching PJs because “That’s how cool we Parks are”
  13. You’d probably end up giving him love advice xD
  14. Races all the time, silly games, playfights and loud conversations
  16. Probably will try to match you up with the boys because he knows them and trusts them and won’t let you be with anyone he doesn’t approve xD
  17. Sometimes he’d be worse than a dad, he just wants the best for you
  18. And sometimes he’d be like a little kid who needs to be spoiled
  19. He’d show up at your school, just to make sure everyone is treating you nicely
  20. “I saw a guy staring at you today… I don’t like it. You should change schools”
So there’s this “What paladin are you?” test on the Voltron site..

That seems to give you some info about the characters.. And I found some of the stuff very interesting, so I’m just gonna share my thoughts here. (answers colored according to the paladin)

What I love about this is that Keith maybe isn’t very passionate about flying even, and is still like the best pilot of their generation. While Lance probably loves it so much but just sucks at it. 

I think we all can identify with Lance there haha.

(Keith is that artist with no formal education that draws freaking awesome art and is like “meh just a lil doodle I did in 2 minutes” and makes everyone go “Holy shit that’s amazing!” while Lance is there sweating, practicing day and night, spends 4 years in art school, reads all the tutorials online, and it still takes him 6 hours to draw a stick figure and he’s so proud of it and he goes to show it off to everyone and everyone just go “wow, you suck Lance.” haha. Hang in there Lance, we believe in you!!! You’re gonna be great one day!)

Probably my favorite part about this whole quiz.

Shiro’s fear is regret huh.. This connects to what he said to Pidge when he quoted her dad “If you get too worried about what could go wrong, you might miss a chance to do something great”. 

I wonder if Shiro did something or didn’t do something that made him feel regretful in the past. This is very interesting actually, cause it makes it seem like Shiro is the kind of person who just goes “YOLO” at things haha, or maybe someone who’s really afraid of making mistakes and has to force himself to go “YOLO” at things. (I just wanna see Shiro going YOLO at everything haha)

Pidge’s fear is failure. Not sure if it’s just related to finding her family or something deeper.

Hunk is.. well not much to say about that.

Lance! Losing... So like, a self confidence problem? My guess, and you can see it very clearly in the show I think, he probably doesn’t think much of himself despite how he acts and talks.

Keith, wow, I… I dunno where to even start on that one. Just gonna say, buckle up! Cause we’re probably in for a very emotional ride there with Keith. 

That boy is gonna feel so much. 

I wonder though, is he scared of feelings because maybe he considers them a weakness? Maybe because as a freedom seeking person he’s scared of attachments? Is it because he experienced something very painful that made him not wanna feel anything ever again?

Also ok, we definitely see something that looks like feelings there atleast when it comes to Shiro… (Not that much with the rest yet. yet.) like you know, the kind that I think Keith is afraid of.. So now I’m even more curious about what the hell that’s about, and I really wanna see how it’s gonna develop.

Well not much to say here..

So, why I haven’t seen any fan art of the paladins with their official animal yet? Where it’s hiding?

Jackson as a Dad

Originally posted by jackseunie

  • Jackson as a dad
  • He’d be hyper
  • very playful
  • Whatever his kid wanted, DONE
  • would play dress up anytime
  • probs more excited about dress up than the child
  • He would want his child to be athletic
  • But if they weren’t, he wouldn’t care
  • Very loving
  • He would try and play games with them and then fail
  • When his baby was brought home, he would dote on you and the child
  • Mainly the child
  • He would be afraid that the baby would break
  • Would panic if the baby started to cry, but eventually do something that would stop the crying
  • Very funny
  • He’d be chill with either gender
  • He would go trick or treating with his kids
  • He would NOT be awkward with the talk. 
  • Our puppy would straight up say what happens and is done.
  • Would probably be more childish than his own children.
  • The Wang house would be where everyone would hang
  • If someone hurts his kids, they’re dead.
  • Straight up dead
  • He wouldn’t want his kids to grow up, but would accept it
  • He would be really supportive of his kids and love them unconditionally.
  • He’d know when to be stern
  • If his children did something wrong, he would scold them.
  • But later make up for it with candy and cuddles ^^

Can I just say that I started watching skam because I wanted to see how they would portray a Muslim girl in the media and I instantly fell in love with the show. I began to come home everyday and tell my dad about Yousef and his struggle with Islam. When I showed my dad the scene with Sana and Yousef talking about religion or his lack of it, he told me how much he admired the director and how much he adores the characters. My dad, an Imam(religious scholar), literally comes home everyday to see what’s happening with Sana and watches every update with me. He was devastated when she unfriended Yousef, ecstatic when he saw the way she portrayed Islam and religion as something that centers and focuses her, and has consistently put up with me randomly sobbing over the beauty that is Yousana. Not only has this show helped us to discuss various issues regarding religion,homosexuality, atheism and some of the hypocrisy in Islam, it’s been an amazing bonding experience sharing this with my dad. I’m so here for the next few episodes.

Brian Headcanons 1/3!

-Brian loves barbeques. Him and Joseph take turns grilling. He sometimes grills up some fresh fish he caught.

-Brian loves to dress Maxwell up in little dog clothes

-Socks and sandals? Do you mean crocs and sandals? He owns lime green crocs which he wears socks with. [Credit @gardevoila]

-Listens to country, rock (especially the older stuff), and 80’s music.

-Loves to embarass Daisy with his puns/dad jokes/typical dad stuff.

-Robert whittled him a bass ornament for his birthday. He put it in his car.

-Him and Robert are actually pretty close friends, even though they have very different personalities/interests.

-Tried to go geocaching with Craig once, got lost and spent hours hiking back to their vehicle. He got back just before dark to find Craig and some park rangers talking. Apparently, Craig thought he got injured and was stranded and they were gonna send out a search crew.

-He and Daisy bake brownies and eat ice cream with sprinkles on it. It’s their special daddy/daughter treat.

-Daisy painted Maxwell’s claws pink and made him a tiara out of dandelions when she was around 5. Brian thought it was the cutest thing and took a photo of her and the dog together and keeps it in his wallet.

-Brian snores really loudly.

-He loves football and throws parties at his house when his team is playing. Joseph or him barbeques, Robert brings beer, Hugo and Mat bake items, Craig brings over a ball and plays with the kids, and Damien brings beverages and toys/treats for Maxwell.

-He loves talking with Damien about gardening and they share tips with one another.

-He’s really into culinary and loves baking the other dads things.

-If you mess up his yard in anyway, he will hunt you down and force you to fix it.

-Loves women’s shampoo/conditioner. He believes it makes his hair softer and smells better than most men’s stuff.

-He uses conditioner in his beard and it’s soft and amazing.

-He does not understand memes at all and struggles with using computers. But give that man a hammer, some wood, and nails and he’ll build you a deck.

-His arms and shoulders are really hard and muscular but his tummy is soft and squishy.

-Could lift any dad with ease.

-Could probably lift two tbh.

-Do not challenge him to an arm wrestling contest. He will win.

-Likes singing in the shower and it’s always offkey and loud.

-Likes lounging in his underwear when he’s at home.


This is just the SFW stuff, I have one about S/Os and another about NSFW on the way!

-Mod Robert

anonymous asked:

reaction to the boys finding out ur pregnant!! love your writings

Aww thank you so much!! And thanks for this request too haha. I’m gonna assume that the boys and you were trying to get pregnant, because I feel like writing some fluffy shiz right now… I hope you like it :)

BTS Reaction to their s/o telling them they’re pregnant

Seokjin would start to tear up at the news and would immediately go to you, pulling you in for a tight hug. His hand would unconsciously go to your stomach and he’d simply hold you, crying and laughing at the same time.

“I’m gonna be a parent. Again.”

Originally posted by jminies

Yoongi would stare at you for a second, completely shocked, but then he’d break down, reaching for your hand and gripping it tightly as the tears flow. It would be one of those rare moments where he would cry as if he couldn’t even control it, but he’d just be so damn happy that he wouldn’t even care.

“Finally, a child I can teach to become a swag master.”

Originally posted by shittyoongi

Hoseok wouldn’t believe you at first. He’d be in absolute disbelief as if it was impossible that he had actually impregnated you with a tiny being. But when he finally took it in he would freak out, and the two of you could jump around in excitement together, happy tears streaming down both of your faces.


Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Rap Monster:
Namjoon might have to lean against the wall or something to stop himself from falling over from the shock of it. He’d be over the moon about it, of course, but it would bring a lot of worries to the surface for him since he would want to be the best father ever for this child he would call his own.

“This is really happening? Oh god.”

Originally posted by ultranicolet

Having a baby that is his own son or daughter would be a dream come true for Chim, so when you would finally break the news to him he would be absolutely amazed. He wouldn’t be at all ashamed of all the tears he would shed - he’d simply try to enjoy this incredible moment with you.

“A person smaller than I am? Finally.”

Originally posted by cookimiki

Taehyung would light up as soon as you tell him, asking over and over if you were serious. He’d ask for confirmation all the time just to make sure it wasn’t a joke. Just to make sure he really was going to be a dad. He’d be so excited for this and would probably ask you heaps of questions, like what you’ll think it’ll look like etc.

“There’s really gonna be a little “us” running around?” *amazed*

Originally posted by bangtan-feels

When you first broke the news Kook would just be extremely shook, staring at you as if he couldn’t even understand the words you were saying. But soon enough a wide grin would break on his face and would practically run over to you, picking you up and spinning you around in his crazy excitement.

“There is an actual fetus inside of you!! Not me - an actual fetus.”

Originally posted by cleolux



17/07/1996 i’ve marked this date as the best day in history because the loml (jeon wonwoo) was born h o l y m o l y
i mean it’s not like he’s going to see this but if he can’t know how much he means to me then everyone else should :,))

so to celebrate his birthday i’m going to make a big list of reasons why i love wonwoo and why he’s the sweetest person ever
* his laugh
* his nose crinkle
* his little clap when he thinks things are extremely funny
* he sometimes doesn’t even make sound when he laughs he just crinkles his nose and claps
* his smile
* literally it’s my favorite thing about him
* his love for books
* something i can relate to and also it just makes me so happy when he talks about his favorite books like i just love it
* i mean remember that time he swung for hoshi bcs he threw one of his books
* his love for plushies
* omg it makes me so soft :’)
* when a fan gives him a plushy at fanmeets he’s so happy and smiles a genuine smile bcs they make him happy
* his hands
* they’re so fragile and small
* like they’re not small in size but like you get what i mean hopefully
* his sense of humor omg
* i get that people make fun of his dad jokes but like i genuinely find his jokes funny
* probably one of the reasons he’s my ult tbh
* and he finds himself funny and it’s so cute man ah
* his rapping
* like the fact this this fluffy cute guy that loves reading and plushies can literally spit fire amazes me
* and his lyrics woah r i p
* his singing
* you can tell he loves singing like he gets so happy when he sings and it’s the purest thing ever
* and when he sings everyone else is happy bcs he is happy
* his dancing
* i can’t even he’s so talented and underrated like this boy can dance
* his dorkiness
* he’s literally the definition of dork
* especially if you put him with soonyoung they’re like partners in crime i-
* the fact that his favorite fruit is pomegranate
* i love pomegranate.
* his love for his fellow members
* and i don’t mean like omg i ship them all together xx my OTP are my world!1!2
* i mean that he rlly does love those boys and it’s so genuine and cute
* the fact that he holds his microphone differently depending on if he’s singing or rapping
* that’s not even a rare thing i just love it
* i also just love him like all of him everything about him i love
* he’s just
* amazing and i honestly this is so cheesy aah but i’m so grateful to have him as my ult rlly

ok y'all have been sorting pjo characters into hogwarts houses which would be nice if you were doing it right

it’s great that you’re trying and all but the thing is, I find a lot of them following the same pattern:

All the demigods are automatically in Gryffindor, because they’re super brave. Octavian and Ethan Nakamura and Clarisse and all sorts of people the fandom doesn’t like are obviously in Slytherin because, you know, Slytherin is hella evil. Then we’ve got the stuck-ups in Ravenclaw and the background characters in Hufflepuff, ‘cause apparently it’s the potato House.

Since all this is hella stereotypical and not at all correct, I was like, well, what would I do? Well hERE IS THE ANSWER ASSHATS

*bill nye voice* please…cOnSiDeR tHe FoLLoWiNg

Percy is a hella Hufflepuff, no denying it, not one bit. He doesn’t care about a position or nothing, he is just a pure Hufflepuff inside and out.

Let’s talk about some major Hufflepuff qualities here:

• Dedication (yo my boy percy is pretty dedicated to the camp and to staying alive am i right i mean he was literally not at all tempted to join kronos’ army like ever soo yeah. also. consider a thing. have u even read the books. if they are a smol bean and he has met them at least 15 mins ago u bet ur lil ass he’s dedicated)

• Patience (percy has not decapitated a SINGLE god on purpose and they all keep coming back, i mean it’s bound to happen someday but CMON YOU GOTTA ADMIRE HIM FOR THAT. literally so patient. even by ADHD standards and its ok u can ask me i have ADHD but that’s beside the point back to percy now)

• Loyalty (it’s his freaking fatal flaw wtf else do you want from him??? to jump into tartarus out of loyalty to his girlfriend??? you do one wrong thing to percy’s friend and he will mESS UP YOUR SHIT LIKE A TRUE HUFFLEPUFF DON’T EVEN PRETEND HE WON’T. remember nancy? I THOUGHT SO. FIRST FEW PAGES OF THE SERIES. AND IT ONLY GETS BETTER)



Don’t try to tell me my girl Annabeth is a Ravenclaw because she ain’t no Ravenclaw get outta my face and let me lay down some FACTS here


• Cunning (we all know what this means so lemme just throw down some hella rad SYNONYMS because those are just the bOMB DIGGITY: we got crafting, scheming, designing, and calculating rn. YOU KNOW WHO IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS? MY GIRL ANNIE. FIGHT ME. I GOT ANNABETH ON MY TEAM AND SHE WILL SLAY YOU WITH HER CLEVERNESS AND DECEIT BEFORE SHE EVEN TAKES OUT HER DAGGER. SHE TRICKED ARACHNE INTO WEAVING HER OWN DEATH TRAP FOR ZEUS’ SAKE)

• Resourcefulness (lil bby annabeth ran away from home in SAN FRANCISCO when she was SEVEN and met luke and thalia in RICHMOND which is in VIRGINIA. SHE WAS SEVEN AND SOMEHOW WENT FROM THE WEST COAST TO THE EAST COAST. GOTTA BE RESOURCEFUL FOR THAT. also remember that time when she broke her ankle, scolded it, then made a cast out of bUBBLE WRAP? BECAUSE I DO. AND THEN THE WHOLE WEAVING A BRIDGE THING. DANG GIRL.)

• Ambition (don’t deny it this girl’s fatal flaw is pride and those two things are connected aS SHIT. SHE’S SO INTENT ON BEING AN ARCHITECT THAT SHE GOT THE GODS TO GIVE HER A JOB REDESIGNING MOUNT OLYMPUS AND THATS A BIG ASS THING IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. reminder that this girl had the chance to get away from a sphinx but she challenged it instead because it was sorta insulting?? who else do we know is like this?? oh yeah fUCKIGN SLYTHERINS)




• Wisdom (yeah annabeth’s mom may be the goddess of wisdom but if jason wasn’t wise then how the heckity heck would he have survived long enough to be made a freaking PRAETOR. also you know what fight me. jason is the equivalent of a giant dog that is a floofer and goes boof and loves small children but that has nothing to do with wisdom anyway he is one of the smartest out of the seven)

• Individuality (yeah that’s a thing go ask my girl JK. if jason isn’t so Original™ then explain to me please how he restored the Fifth Cohort to awesomeness?? he was a total badass who didn’t take any shit and turned it around for the whole cohort that’s how. this lil boi is an individual yis. one might ask how can one be a badass but also be a fluffball? well jason did it so stop asking ok)

• Acceptance (we are talking about the official mom friend and the founder of the nico di angelo protection squad what else do you want him to do, hug mother earth??? he wrote the song you’ve got a friend in me because he loves everyone)



Consider yourself a thing. Consider all of the Gryffindor Piper things. JUST CONSIDER THEM.

• Recklessness (subtle reminder that Piper used her charmspeak to fuckign steal stuff even though she knew she would get caught. also consider yourself some other things. remember when she anNIHILATED A FRICKIN GODDESS WITH HER IMPULSIVENESS BECAUSE YES. remember when she and anniebell had to do the thing with the stuff that was all about feelings and shit but lil orphan annie over there was totally lost and all like “this is hella illogical” and pipes was just all “we just gotta dO THE THING ANNABETH” and it was total badassery bc it’s the reason i live)

• Bravery (this girl went on her first quest like a week after she found out she was a demigod and would probably die a painful death bUT DID SHE STUTTER?? nah. REMEMBER WHEN SHE SCREAMED AT A CROWD OF ANGRY ROMAN CHILDREN WHO WANTED MURDER BECAUSE JASON GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK AND SHE HAD TO PROTECT HIM??? BRAVE. went on her first quest knowing that her dad was probably gonna die and did all the things to make the giants angry and plan a rescue??? BRAVE AF.)

• Chivalry (HELLA amazing friend because she’s just sO GENUINE AND KIND and you know that if someone hurts you she will CUT THEM WITH HER SUPER BADASS KNIFE THAT GIVES PEOPLE NIGHTMARES. stands by jason ALL THE TIME especially when he needs her and actually everyone can count on her for all of the things.)



On the subject of Leo: This child is a Ravenclaw through and through no evidence needed but jUST IN CASE I WILL TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE STUFF.

• Creativity (we are talking about a smol bean who makes tiny helicopters and stuff that actually works WHEN HE IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT WHAT HE IS DOING OR PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO IT. remember how this child saw a terrifying bronze dragon that everyone had tried and failed to tame and just went “sweet, imma grab that so we can ride off into the Canadian sunset”??? yeahp. remember when apollo needed a thing so he just casually freaking iNVENTED A BRAND NEW INSTRUMENT LIKE IT WAS NBD??? I DO. BADASS)

• Originality (leo practically becomes famous for his abilities to come up with plans that are so ridiculously original that nobody figures out what’s happening before it’s too late and if that’s not good enough for you then idk what is. allow me to raise you the cyclops incident, right next to the robot eidolons thing plus that whole fiasco where he fuckign died, also did i mention the valdezinator or the fact that he was the only person to ever figure out how to return to ogygia?? this kid is a mechanical engineer already and he’s 16 im pretty sure baby eight year old leo sat through calculus classes at a local college and got the best grades tbh)

• Wit (leo is the master of comebacks and rash two-minute ideas that actually end up working like damn son this is a purebred Ravenclaw right here lemme just appreciate this. also hey remember that time where he got launched off of a flying ship and was hurtling downwards at a very alarming rate because you know that’s what happens when you fall and he literally actually built himself a working helicopter so that he wouldn’t die all while free falling from probably at least a few thousand feet in the air like damn son)


Conclusion: Leo and Jason share the diadem. Leo gets it on mondays, wednesdays and fridays and Jason gets to wear it on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays and on sundays they surrender it to the marble bust of Rowena Ravenclaw in the Ravenclaw Tower who says that LEO DESERVES TO BE IN RAVENCLAW EVEN MORE SO THAN YOUR AVERAGE STUDENT COME AT ME BRO

ok well hazel is somehow both my child and my mom so I’m not exactly sure how that works but anyway hERE ARE ALL THE REASONS THAT HAZEL IS A BEAUTIFUL, BADASS SLYTHERIN.

• Cunning (hey y'all remember that time with the cliff and the turtle and the feet?? terrifying huh?? yeah girl slay!! hazel will trick you and manipulate you and you won’t have any idea it’s happening until you’re being gobbled up by your own gargantuan pet sea turtle. Slytherins are also known for achieving their ends in any and all ways and all i could think of was how my child actually literally fuckign died so that she could stop the rise of acelonywhatever and the whole time she was 13 and staring death and gaea right in the frickin face and she didn’t give any shits at all)

• Resourcefulness (let’s talk about that time when hazel was “captured” by the amazons and basically had nothing so she did the only logical thing which was drown them in massive piles of jewelry from the warehouse and make them beg for mercy, also there was this horse thing that nobody could touch and she just casually goes “oh just a sec lemme summon a giant gold nugget that was probably at least a mile into the dirt because how else would it be this big” and he loves her and she rides him into victory. did i mention that hazel is my mom?? this is just one (1) of the sUPER RAD RESOURCEFUL THINGS that hazel manages to pull off)

• Ambition (hazel both believes and knows for a fact that she can literally do all of the things and she never once doubts herself like at all because she is AMAZEBALLS LIKE THAT. SHE WAS 13 AND THE AMAZONS WERE ALL LIKE “DANG GIRL WE WANT YOU ON OUR TEAM” and she was like “i got this huge to-do list but nbd i’ll get her done” like she is pURE CONFIDENCE AND. YES)



Not gonna deny that my lil noob Frankie’s a tRUE PURE-HEARTED GRYFFINDOR. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD AGREE WITH ME.

• Chivalry (WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A CHILD WHO WILL TRIP OVER HIS OWN FEET AND PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE FACE IF IT MEANS HE’S SHOWING RESPECT TO YOU. my dude doesn’t care who you are, he will literally always show you respect until he’s given a reason not to. everything he eVER DOES is because he’s PROTECTING SOMEONE or he’s GETTING A LIL BIT OF PAYBACK and if that’s noT A GRYFFINDOR THING THEN DAMN SON YOU SHOULD REALLY SORT OUT YOUR PRIORITIES)

• Bravery (if you’re going to come into mY HOUSE and tell me that FRANK ZHANG ISN’T BRAVE then feel free to hit yourself in the face with a hammer because guess what losers?? this kid loses his mom and then his gma just goes “oh by the way you’re half god and you have a gift that you need to figure out for yourself and also here’s this piece of wood, don’t burn it or else you will actually die, now go with this pack of fuckign wolves to camp so that monsters won’t attack you and you won’t die, plus when you get there you have to beg forgiveness for this thing that your great grandfather did or else they might literally murder you. have fun” and frankie just rOLLS WITH IT AND KICKS ASS WHILE BEING A CUTE LIL CHUBBY BUNNY. LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT HOW HE COMPLETELY OBLITERATED A WHOLE CITY’S WORTH OF MONSTERS to appease a stupid ass god and save nico and hazel from being forever plants and he gets back and trippy is absolutely terrified of him because omg he’s glowing red and he actually did the thing and oh also he kind of scared me so much that i sort of forgot i was a god and had power over him)

• Nerve (let me repeat how FRANK ENOUGH NERVE TO THREATEN A GOD WITHOUT EVEN THINKING OF THE CONSEQUENCES. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS. THIS IS MY SHIT THANKS. PLS APPRECIATE FRANKIE YOURE ALL BREAKING MY HEART. Also remember how he entrusted his real actual lifeline to somebody who wasn’t him like daaang boi that is so pure)




anonymous asked:

Hi how many kids do you think the captains and vice captains want?

Okay, I mainly focused on the really popular teams. I know I have a character limit but I figured the answers would be small per character so it could be stretched a little - also, I always feel like my answers are going to be shorter than they actually are….?

And, I mean, I love thinking about these boys as fathers! Like seriously, they will all make amazing dads!

Hope you enjoy!

P.s. Finished Moana and now I’m going to rematch Trolls for the umpteenth time!

Sawamura Daichi: I feel like this boy only wanted things to be simple. One boy and one girl, that’s it. But the world has other plans for him! I can see this boy having a large family! Like, he probably kept having only boys and then his significant other kept being like “we’ll get a girl this time.” I mean, they do get one, just after four boys or something like that, lol!

Sugawara Koushi: This boy totally wants a big family, the more the merrier! But then when it comes down to it, two is just too freaking much! Him and his significant other are resigning themselves to the ones they have; which, coincidentally, are a single boy and girl which Daichi always silently resents him for.

Kuroo Tetsurou: This guy is totally all talk when he talks about how many kids he wants because his instant response is all of them. But when the conversation instantly becomes serious, he gets a little startled, because oh god can he even really take care of kids? So, him and his significant other probably end up with around two and a half kids - ones baking - all girls! Dudes outnumbered and he loves it!

Nobuyuki Kai: Aw, this sweet boy and his significant other probably only planned on having one - a boy. But then they were in this moment where they weren’t trying for one while at the same time they weren’t trying to stop it from happening and they end up with a second one, this time a girl. They’re a happy little family, both children look almost identical to him, lol!

Oikawa Tooru: This boy has specific plans about his future babies. He wants three. A boy first and then twin girls (dude, I suddenly don’t know if I thought of this myself or from the request I got not too long ago?) But I feel like this boy actually ends up with what he planned with by some miracle, lol. And he’s so incredibly happy with his precious children!

Iwaizumi Haijime: Okay, I feel like this sweet boy and his significant other actually have trouble with having/adopting children. But they keep trying and they finally end up with a beautiful baby girl and this child instantly becomes his life. They try for a second, but it becomes too hard for them emotionally, despite such he’s so incredibly happy that he has his little girl in his life.

Bokuto Koutarou: Omg, this precious boy wants a whole volleyball team with his family. And that would be, like, a lot of kids. I think it’s his significant other that lays down the law when they reach four kids - three girls and a boy - that they’re NOT having anymore. But despite it, they manage to have a second boy a couple years later, lol! He’s so close to a team!

Akaashi Keiji: Oh, I feel like this boy and his significant other end up with a girl when they first get together, probably before either of them are really ready for a child. And they remain that way for many years - like 12? - before they make the conscious decision to have another and they have a beautiful little boy! It’s the perfect little family.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Kids were something Ushiwaka always wanted and it wouldn’t surprise me at all if only after a year of being with his significant other (married or outside of it really) that they decide to start their own family. And it would take quite a few tries, but they would totally end up with just a bunch of girls. Like, girls everywhere. Lol, I just love the thought of this big man with tons of daughters.

(okay, so the Vice Captain of Shiratorizawa is a character named Jin Soekawa, but it literally has NOTHING on this boy, which makes me sad because I want to know about him. But because of this I decided to do the last one on Tendour because him and Ushijima are best friends and you can’t stop me!)

Tendou Satori: Dude, legit, I think this boy wouldn’t want to have any kids. I think his fear would be that they would get his genes of being a ‘monster’ like he was teased about being for so many years. But I think he could be swayed if his significant other really wanted them, because deep down he DOES want kids, but anxiety keeps him from thinking about it. In the end, they have a single boy and he’s the best decision this tender salami ever made to have.

littlemissnerd23  asked:

How Dads react if Dadsona fallen angel??? Just something cool and supernatural.

Author’s note: I took some religious themes and mashed up a whole lot of pop culture portrayals to come up with this depiction of a fallen angel, so hopefully this is okay. For the purposes of this imagine MC realized he would rather help mortals on Earth than play far away guardian as God intended. When God found out about this you were given the option between atoning for this digression or leaving heaven and you choose the latter option. God took away your invisibility and wings so that you could blend in with humans, but you’ve retained the rest of your angelic powers. You’re a strong empath, you can sense bad events before they happen, and you have healing powers.

Brian: He’d be the most shocked out of all the dads. You’d be met with a lot of disbelief even when he’d clearly just seen you fix a bird’s broken wings. He’d probably treat it like a joke and ask how you were pulling it off. He’d start challenging you to do it on random animals and become more and more confused when you kept being able to do increasingly impossible things. Finally when you found out he had a work injury you’d insist on healing him, and after feeling the instant relief he’d fall into a stunned silence. After a few minutes he’d wrap you in a huge hug and apologize for not believing you, but he’d never considered the idea that magic or angels could be real. He’d sit you down for a long talk about boundaries and what that meant for your relationship. The most important thing to him is that you trust him and that you two love each other.

Craig: He’d be shocked by the fact that angels are real, but the more you explain everything to him the more he understands you. You always had a reputation in your friend group for being an amazing listener that seemed to always know what people needed, some of your friends had joked you were psychic because you’d try to get people to stay in or change the date of trips before accidents or natural disasters ended up occurring, and you had next level first aid skills that seemed like magic– or well really were magic. He’d have quite a few questions about why you choose to live like a normal human, but he’d also make it very clear that he’s grateful you did. He’d joke that you’re a real blessing, and probably start telling the girls that they’ll be alright because they’ve got their dad and a guardian angel looking over them (they just think he’s being corny but oh you know.)

Damien: He would have the calmest initial reaction because when you told him he assumed it was some sort of otherkin or roleplay thing. He wouldn’t recognize the reality until you went to the animal shelter with him and healed all of the sick and injured animals. He’d be amazed and also feel embarrassed for not realizing you meant you were literally an angel. He’d apologize a lot for misunderstanding you, and obviously have some questions. He’d focus on what you were able to do, and take care not to push you or say anything to make you uncomfortable. He’d love how much good you do and everything you gave up to be able to do it. It’s just something else he loves about you.

Hugo: Hugo was raised Catholic, and he still believes in God and angels but he never thought he’d meet one. After staring at you in stunned silence for a little bit he’d have a thousand questions. He’d want to know about what abilities you had and how they worked, what things were like in heaven, why you decided to come down to earth, how common that was, and while you’d do your best to answer every question every answer seemed to prompt a dozen new questions. After a few long conversations he’d realize that he was probably overwhelming you and apologize a lot. He’d explain that he still loved you for your personality and that he knew there was more to you, but that angels were something it wasn’t easy to learn about in any other way. Not that that stops him from going out and buying every book he can on angels; he annotates them all and asks you questions to try and tease out myths from the truth.

Joseph: Joseph would have the hardest time accepting this part of you. He already believes in supernatural forces, so the fact that you have powers isn’t too earth shattering, but the idea you could be an angel who isn’t following God’s exact will but is still good? That’s a possibility he never even considered. He’d even bring out scripture to argue that true angels on Earth have to be guardian angels or something of the sort or they’re actually demons who were cast down from heaven and now work for Satan. You’d spend a long time explaining your situation to him especially because he has a lot of questions to try and make sense of what your telling him in terms of his faith. After a few hours he assures you that he loves and trusts you, and believes that you can be a good fallen angel like you say you are.

Mat: You’d never seen Mat speechless until the day you healed a stray cat in front of him. He’d barely be able to answer anything you said to him for half an hour or so in which his vocabulary shrunk to “uh, uh-huh, nuh-huh.” After giving him some space he’d walk up to you, and cautiously ask if you could talk before launching into a rambling tangent about how he didn’t know what to think and this was a lot to absorb and did you still love him or had someone sent you. After you explained that you were on Earth of your own volition and you were with him because you genuinely enjoy his company he would become a lot more relaxed. He’d still be really thrown off the first few times he saw you use your powers, but otherwise your relationship wouldn’t change.

Robert: He’d be fascinated by your powers, and as soon as he understands your history and abilities his first comment is ‘we have to go cryptid hunting.’ He’d treat you like an expert on all things supernatural– which to be fair as someone who’s spent centuries in heaven and knows what creatures truly exist you kind of are, but you’re still not able to answer every single one of Robert’s questions. He’d still really appreciate all the knowledge you are able to share. It would take some time for him to want to talk about anything besides the supernatural when it comes to your angelic nature, but one day he would eventually ask why an angel would want to be around a bad person like him. Knowing that a being built of light and good doesn’t see him as awful would do a lot for his self esteem, and he’d really value the different way you made him look at himself and the world around him.