he will never have a gf meme

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Today there are five signs you have never heard of in the astrology posts. You must have missed something, but you’d feel awkward asking someone to explain. You reblog the post. This has always been your sign. Outside your window, the stars are strange.

He is an outlier and should not have been counted. He should never have been counted, I tell you! The fools, they wouldn’t listen, and now it cannot be undone! Lightning flashes. Screams rend the air. 

tfw no gf. tfw no notes. tfw no followers. tfw no wifi. tfw scream throat raw. tfw - you wake drenched in sweat and grasp blindly for your phone. You have been tagged in a post about a dog, and you laugh. You laugh, in your bed at 3am. You laugh. You are never alone. Does that comfort you? Does it?  

You have the perfect reaction gif for that post. You remember saving it, though it seems so long ago now. Perhaps this subfolder will be the one. Yes. Soon. You’re so close now. Why is your family crying, when you are on the cusp of greatness? You cannot trust them. You know what you must do.

You wake up in the woods, covered in text posts. It’s happening again.

poet: hoe don’t do it
raven: nevermore
poet: oh my god

You stare into the camera like you’re on the office. Nobody knows where the film crew came from, or what they want, only that they are cruel and pitiless, their smiles like knives. Keep staring, for all our sakes.

There is smudged writing on your hand. It is your own name.


Free him. Free him. The chant haunts your dreams. Free him. Only the faithful will be spared his wrath. The ritual calls for blood. You do not know how much longer you can resist.

“put a symbol in my ask!” The symbol in the anonymous message was not on the list, but it feels …. familiar. You watch your hands as if in a dream. The answer they type is poorly punctuated and grotesquely personal. Three people unfollow you.

Grant Wood reblogs your regional gothic post. He tags it #and now the weather. You delete your blog.

BTS React to gf being too busy to hang out Pt. 3

Taehyung:

He is exasperated with never getting to see you anymore. He decides to take matters into his own hands.

You have to study bc of finals, so he’ll just come to you. He brings some fast food so you two can at least have a meal together. “I’m glad I came. I missed you.”

He hugs you tightly.

P.S. He quizzes you on your flash cards with two French fries stuck up his nose.

Originally posted by rapnamu

lilysflowershop  asked:

MTMTE Rodimus, Whirl, Tailgate, Cyclonus, Swerve and Drift. It's all my favorites in one ask, except for Ratchet. XD

This one is hard!  Lol!  XD

  • Push off a cliff: Whirl (again, homeboy can fly XD)
  • Kiss:  Drift  (heart eyes <3)
  • Marry: Cyclonus.  (Have I mentioned how freaking devoted this boy is lately??)
  • Set on Fire: Rodimus (he already does that himself so…)
  • Wrap a Blanket around:  Swerve!  Give this boy all the cuddles!
  • Be Roommates with:  Tailgate, but I get the bunk by the window  ;)
BTS reaction to their GF doing PPAP

i live for this like wow i adore PPAP i have been singing it for days now lmaooo my brother is about to kill me. Thanks to Anon who requested this, this was hELLA FUN TO DO OMG ~Admin Hedgehog


Jin/Seokjin: Jin would think this is the cutest most adorable weird thing to ever come out of ur mouth, and he wouldn’t join in mostly bc he’d be laughing so hard and doing his traffic dance to your crazy PPAP singing.

Suga/Yoongi: would not join in not even if his life depended on it, but would totally film you so that if he was away on tour and missing you, he could just watch you laughing together and his cute big gummy smile would come out, and he would watch it over and over again, texting an “i love you” to you after.

J-Hope/Hoseok: would be the one to actually show you PPAP and after that nobody was safe from the two of you singing PPAP together like it is banned from the dorm and the practice room and the recording studio but you two would sing it at the dorm when the other boys were gone. If you were hanging out with BTS as a whole all you would have to do to make Hobi start crying laughing would go “uGH~” and he would be holding his ribs dyin in .2 seconds

Rap Monster/Namjoon: of course this nerd would know about PPAP, he would pretend like he doesn’t really care about it but one day when he’s away on tour he would send u a video Taehyung took of him wearing a big fuzzy coat and a pimp hat and he would be doing PPAP and it was the most hysterical thing you’ve ever seen and up begged him to put it on twitter and on youtube as a BTS bomb and currently it has more views then Blood Sweat and Tears which makes yoongi mad

V/Taehyung: another avid PPAP lover, was the one to introduce it to you! y'all would be chilling on the couch when suddenly he starts howling with laughter and he can’t even show you what’s playing on his phone bc he’s got tears in his eyes so you grab his phone and sit on his chest as he tries to stop laughing but as you replay the video again and again he’s singing it as he’s choking thru his laughter and his watery eyes and you guys are singing it and making terribly ugly faces at each other and its a sWEET AND FLUFFY MOMENT OKAY I DONT TOUCH ME

Jimin: omg darliinnngg~~ he would have seen it from tae or jungkook and would be gigging over it but little did he know that you had made ur own dumb PPAP video and it was getting more views on your instagram then one of BTS Bombs and he was low key like where the fuck did this weird person come from but he shared it on BTS Twitter anyways bc his GF is literally the funniest person ever~~ even when she’s being dumb she’s so pretty~~ (he never lets jungkok show u any videos every again)

Jungkook: my MEME CHILD RISES he sent the video to u while u were at work and u thought it was funny but you go to the studio and all of BTS is there filming a video and taehyung is shirtless and has a pineapple on his head and jungkook is wearing swim trunks and goggles and Rapmon has a pimp hat and yoongi is filming and Hobi is hanging from the ceiling with angel wings and Jin is wearing a princess peach costume with an apple in his mouth what the fuck is going on and PPAP is blasting from the speakers and u nope the fuck out of there and JUngkook texts u later like I can explain and ur like no need i have no desire to understand what u were doing 

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gf meme: 1 season

Season Two:  “If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It’s not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it’s a myth. But if you’re curious, don’t wait. Take a trip. Find it. It’s out there somewhere in the woods, waiting.

anonymous asked:

Air Bud, the coolest dog in the universe, and MVP of not only the Washington State Timberwolves' basketball team, but their football, baseball, soccer, and volleyball teams, did not have a gf until the third film in the franchise. And arguably, he was much better without an SO because that led to his wife having a litter of useless, talentless Buddies who will never live up to the Air Bud name. So maybe tfw no gf is better than tfw Buddies. Chin up meme dude!

I literally love this message and I want to share it with everyone