he wears a suit well

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How beautiful Youngjae can be ? He needs to wear pink more often bc it suits him so well

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I went through all the times Dark made an appearance in yesterday’s videos again, including the old ones (don’t blink, don’t move and relax). Here are my thoughts (this turned out way longer than planned, and it’s not even all, yay for way to much theorizing?):

If you’ve found the Exit video, you know that after you go through the door, you see Dark smiling at you and you get put back into prison. Dark made the loop. Like @caustic-synishade​ pointed out here (and Mark “confirmed”): he wants you to get stuck in the game. Now I was thinking, why the prison? Mark even said at the beginning that he’s seen us before, so that would make more sense right? But consider this: the only way you can get Mark killed in the game, without Dark making a clear appearance, is by choosing to split up. That event only occurs when you escape the prison again, Dark wants you to find this other option. This way, you make it easier for him to take over. He doesn’t even have to go through all of the trouble of killing Mark, you took care of that. (More on Dark taking over later)

Originally posted by septicpotato

So, Dark makes a clear appearance when you choose the Horror play in the theatre. There are some (okay, way too many) things that caught my attention regarding his powers. First, Mark disappears. Dark appears on the stage, your vision gets stretched and weird. Next thing you know, you’re somewhere else, with Dark in front of you. This, suddenly appearing somewhere else, happens a lot in the videos with and without Dark. The ones with Dark are more sudden, unlike the other ones, where Mark hugs you, puts his hands before your eyes, etc. I think he also did this during the Exit video, like I pointed out before, when you are suddenly put back in the prison. This makes me think that Dark is capable of some serious telekinesis (I have so much more to say about this! So I’ll probably do a different post on what I think Dark’s powers are, with more detail and research).

His behaviour is also very interesting (during the Horror, Freedom and Left videos)! Like @http-jack​ says in this post (thank you for putting my thoughts together so well!), Dark is serious business. He wears a suit, makes sure he speaks clearly, puts his hands behind his back and has good posture. This guy is bursting of self-confidence and he doesn’t play around. But that doesn’t mean he never loses his temper. Every single time he raises his voice, you can see that he didn’t mean that to happen. He fixes his tie and jacket, sighs and continues his speech. If we say that the options Dark gives you at the end of Horror are the “canon” times he made an appearance, then he’s been around since June 2012. More than enough time to get seriously pissed off.

Originally posted by markfangirl

Not only his behaviour, but also the things he says lead me to believe that Dark is anything but happy with Mark.I’ve been pushed aside. Replaced. Mocked. And then, he had the gall to not invite me to his little adventure with you. No more. Never again. It’s my turn now.
He’s angry with Mark’s arrogance and ignorance towards him. He’s waited long enough, giving Mark the change to do this willingly, but if Mark won’t let him in, he’ll do it himself. He’s jealous of all of the attention Mark’s been getting, while he was humiliated and forgot. He’s desperate to show off how stupid Mark was for ignoring him. “Take your pick, anything of four different choices. More than he could’ve ever given you. (…) If dinner is what you want, then I can provide. And I can take you wherever you’d like to go. (…) I can give you anything! (…) There’s nothing you, or he, can do to stop me!” He shows off how strong he is and how weak Mark is beside him. He straight up says he can give you so much more than Mark, you just have to let him in, it’s as simple as that.

Dark’s loving all the attention he’s finally getting. He’s putting up one hell of a show. He shows off his powers, mocks Mark and he pretends he gives you a choice (with the loop the choice at the end of Horror). Even though Mark puts up a fight, I don’t think Dark ever really leaves or gave any of us a choice:

I’ll talk more about the difference in the speech of Mark and Dark in the Right and Left videos in the powers post, but at the end of both videos, it’s clear Dark is still there. When you “accidentally” kill Mark, it’s clear Dark’s still here and here to stay. “But now we’re going to be together, forever.”
If you actually shoot Dark, he’s not gone. In the Right video, your vision is still somewhat distorted, but the actual Mark is there. Dark never left and he didn’t actually give you a choice, he took control. It’s his turn now.

Now, I was thinking, why is Dark so obsessed with getting a connection between you and him? “I’ve been waiting a long time to get some, personal time between us. (…) So, now that we are here together, we can really get know each other.”
Consider this: he needs us. He can take over Mark, but Mark’s able to push him out. But we’re not. Mark’s there in his physical form, we’re not. He knows that Mark cares a lot about us, so what does he do? Make us suffer. He loves to see Mark suffer (in don’t blink and relax, Mark’s hurt in some way), and he knows he can hurt him by hurting us.

Originally posted by markfangirl

If you read the whole thing, thank you! I’d love to hear your thoughts on this. I’ll do way more theorizing on things like: Is Dark there the entire time? What are his powers? What even is he? How far does this rabbit hole even go? Who knows Dark, who knows.

Clothes change throughout each KBTBB season

Do you notice that everytime kbtbb has a new season, Eisuke is the only one who got a different suit as well? It’s like he needs to wear differently for each of his hotel and cruise lol. For example:

Season 1:

Season 2:

Season 3:

Season 4:

The maid uniform for the cruise in season 4 is different from the one in the hotel throughout season 1 - 3 as well.

Season 1 -3:

Season 4:

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS. @samcybercat and i had an idea, where Rei and Nagisa split up after a fight and meet up with each other 3 years later AND THIS IS HOW THEY BOTH TURNED OUT. Wild

She’s sort of drunk. This is the only time she does this. Left, left, left. She takes another drink from her beer, one of the ones that Poe buys and leaves in the fridge. Ew, left, once again. Just because she wants to get laid and is drunk, no, buzzed, enough to open up Tinder does not mean she’s desperate for whoever is within a five mile radius and is currently awake.

 

The next profile comes up and Rey almost chokes on her beer.

 

It’s him. The guy who stalks into Cantina Coffee every weekday morning at quarter to eight on the nose and orders a 20oz almond milk latte, with an extra shot, and a vegan blueberry lemon muffin, and puts $2 in the tip jar when most people just throw in their change or a straw wrapper.

 

Kylo R., the profile states. 31, Coruscant, Designer. Designer of what, she thinks, that’s fucking vague. But he is attractive. Gorgeous, actually. He’s polite enough when they interact in the mornings, and she had always assumed he’s rushing off to work, some office in a high rise downtown, judging by the well-tailored suit he wears and the fancy shoes.

 

Oh, fuck it. She swipes right without even bothering to flip through his pictures or read his About Me, then throws her iPhone into the couch cushions.

 

She gets up to go into the kitchen, grabs another beer and a party sized bag of Doritos, and hears her phone chime. Probably Poe checking up on me, she thinks.

 

Chips in hand, she plops back down on the couch, ready to watch some How Its Made reruns, text Poe that really, she’s fine, and have yet another nice night in, when she picks up her phone and unlocks it.


A Tinder notification pops up.


Fucking hell. This cannot be real. I just matched with Kylo.

RFA Wedding HCs: Jumin

Oh I’ve been waiting to do this one

• the wedding is SO classy
• The wedding was so big it was probably a national holiday tbh
• like Jumin is so bougie
• he spared no expense
• half the guest list is people MC doesn’t even know
• Juju wants everything to be perfect for MC
• they’re like as long as you’re there it’ll be perfect
• Jumin hired a fancy ass French wedding planner
• MC and Jumin agreed with most of the stuff they were suggesting
• but MC disagreed with the food choices
• the wedding planner was tryna serve crab cakes and caviar
• Mc was like

• the wedding was probably in a palace or something
• like there are those weddings where you’re scared to touch anything or pocket everything because it’s all so beautiful
• that was Jumin and MC’s wedding
• TIME FOR VISUUUAAALLLSSS!!!
• the colour scheme was so nice it was like rose gold ,dark purple, blood orange and black
• Jumin was wearing the classic black tux
• he looked finnneee as fuck
• Well I mean he wears suits like everyday but shhhh
• the wedding venue was super fancy
• like Palace of Versailles fancy
• ornate ceilings, statues, fountains, the works
it even had its own hedge maze
• the ceremony was in some big ass cathedral
• when the thing actually started Jumin was eerily calm
• on the inside he was freaking out rip Jumin
• then MC entered looking like a goddess
• dress trailing behind, hair on fleek, tiara poised on head, holding the biggest bouquet known to man
• They were looking finnneee 2.0
• like Juju and MC looked so classy together
• Instagram was blowing up with pictures from the wedding
• Chairman Han was blubbering
• his son is finally becoming a man about time
• MC was also shedding some tears
• Jumin had the widest grin on his face the whole day it was co cute

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Request: Can I request a civil war!Bucky oneshot where Reader comes home to Bucky (in his little apartment) to find him and Steve staring at eachother and like Steve points a gun and asks who’s she and then Bucky gets all protective and they both escape the black panther together and fluff (sorry for long request 😂) love your writing!❤️

A/N: Are there any classes for naming your work because I feel like I need some… Anyways, this is basically just the chasing scene from Civil War only it’s described by me. Of course I left some parts out and also there are some parts with the reader that I’ve changed to fit the story but… yeah. I literally watched the scene while writing this, pausing it every few seconds to be as accurate as possible. I realize I could have just come up with something myself but… gotta stay true to Marvel. I don’t know if that bothers some of you but I’m sorry if it does.
It’s messy, probably not easy to understand but if you’ve seen Civil War (which I’m sure you have at this point) you might know what I’m talking about. It’s not very fluffy, sorry about that. It’s hard to mix action and fluff. Hope you’ll like it either way!
ALSO, I keep referring to T'Challa as the ‘guy with the cat suit’ or armor or whatever bc the reader nor Bucky knows who it is and i mean, he wears a scary cat suit okay idk

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Warning(s): well… fighting, gunfire… that’s it??


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WE DO knot ALWAYS LOVE YOU Part 13 Full translation.

Marriage Registration

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pages 138-148

6th sector - Kuchiki clan mansion.

On the morning of the day they were to head to the Kinin Noble Assembly, Renji passed through the Kuchiki clan’s huge main gate with a nervous expression. As he advanced on the stone pavement that had been swept clean, he was greeted by an old man with white hair wearing a pair of round spectacles - Seike Nobutsune, an attendant attached to Byakuya.

“Abarai sama, we have been expecting you”

Calmly bowing, he opened the door of the (genkan) entryway, “please come inside”

“Nah, I’ll meet her in front of the entrance……”

“I have been informed to tell you that you are to join Byakuya sama for breakfast”

“With the captain!? U-understood”

Renji became increasingly nervous, moving awkwardly, he followed behind Seike.

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Byron: Unhinged

Did anyone else enjoy how petulant Byron was in his Princess Crisis event story?

He’s usually just there being completely perfect, even impassive at times.

But here, we see a different side to him. We get to experience him as he normally isn’t: worried, fearful, ecstatic– a whole different range of emotions.

I mean, he’s throwing curve balls straight out the gate. We learn that he never once had a vacation that he enjoyed:

Wait, what?

Someone slap the king with first class tickets to the tropics! Fetch the sun tan lotion! Get this man a Mai Tai! He’s fading fast!

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guys…..kaz is such a mcfreakin nerd…you know what i just considered??? he wears a well tailored suit, gloves, and a top hat. you know who else does?? i mean idk how they’d look in the grishaverse but magicians. MAGICIANS. you know, like the one that fascinated kaz as a kid…in six of crows inej says all the barrel bosses wear flashy patterns and such, but kaz keeps it simple (i dare you to google magicians. they’re all in black and white with red accents. i.e. simple) and when she calls him out or whatever he says “i’m a business man”. i bet he said it because i’m a magician would sound a lot less cool, but think about it…. a thief with a gift for unlikely escapes. “i’m going to invent a new trick”. the way he runs his cons and uses sleight of hand tricks….that nerd probably considers himself a magician anyway.

A little romance never hurt anyone

Pairing: Sami Zayn/You

Summary: You’re boyfriend Sami isn’t as romantic as people assume. This bothers you a little. Maybe that’ll change ?

Tags: @the-geekgoddes

Everyone you’ve ever come into contact with assumes that Sami is a romantic. That dating him must be like living in a romantic comedy all the time, that he must take you on the most picture perfect dates the world has ever seen. Even you’re close friends assume that Sami must romance you on a regular basis but in actual fact ? Sami doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body.

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pintrestgirl2003  asked:

Thank you for the Oliver drawing! If you mind me asking,are Henry and Gordon or James and Edward ever going to get married. It's fine if they aren't ready or don't want to. But if they do can Percy be the flower boy he would look so cute in a dress or suit. ( Whichever he prefers) :)

You’re welcome!! And they don’t know it yet but yes, they are going to get married eventually :-) I don’t know if it’ll ever get to that point in the blog’s canon timeline, it’ll probably always be ‘future stuff’ but hey..if I keep the blog up long enough…

Also Percy would wear a tux because he’s a handsome little man…

dramaqueenofhell  asked:

Anything with '' What do you mean you lost the rings?!''

(sorry i made it: what do you mean you lost the ring?!“ - hope you like it anway :D - also “short” stories)

“Hey darling you look so wonderful.” says Peter when Tony opens his door. Tony blushes against his will, but Peter is always so sweet with him.

“You don’t look so bad yourself.” answers Tony when he sees the dark blue suit Peter wears. Normally he hates suits, but sometimes he wears them for Tony.

“Well i hope so! Are you ready?” Peter says when he kisses Tony on the cheek. They are together for over a year and Peter is still such a gentleman.

Sometimes Tony can’t believe this is real.

“Ready for what?” answers Tony but takes his jacket from the closet. Peter shakes his head but smiles fondly at him.

“I’m not telling you! You know its a surprise.” says Peter and Tony nods.

“You know that i hate surprises.” sighs Tony and Peter smiles again.

“Nope. You don’t. You are only afraid that you’ll don’t like them and then have to smile anyway and i will see its a fake smile and then you are sad that you disappointed me.” sums Peter it up and Tony laughs.

“God i hate you, too!” he says because Peter knows him so well.

“I don’t believe you mister.” answers Peter and he takes Tonys hand in his.

At first Tony didn’t know how to react to that. Nobody wanted to hold his hand before. But he loves it. Peter takes such a good care of him.

“Not even a hint?” Tony asks and Peter squeezes his hand.

“Alright. We are not leaving the building tonight.” says Peter and Tony knocks his shoulder against Peters.

“What? Then why do i look so good?” asks Tony and he rolls his eyes. Peter looks at him.

“You know that you always look wonderful, starlight.” says Peter and his eyes are so dark. Tony could get lost in them.

“You know what i mean. Why did i have to doll up?” he asks again and Peter takes them up the stairs. Luckily Tonys apartment is on the top so its only one staircase.

“Because i love to look at you, when you dress like that. Can’t take my eyes of the prettiest man in the world.” Peter says and shrugs. As if that were nothing. Tony blushes again. Why is it so hot in here.

They step out on the roof and Tony sees a little table with two chairs in he middle of it.

“Oh.” he breathes and Peter smiles.

“Take a seat.” says Peter then and he even helps Tony on his chair. Gentleman. He had said it.

“So why do i deserve this?” says Tony and makes a gesture at the stars and their surroundings. Peter takes his hand again in his and kisses his knuckles.

“I love you.” is all Peter says and Tony nods.

“I love you, too.” he whispers back and Peters smiles is even brighter then the stars.

They sit like that for a few minutes and then Drax comes out. He wears a cute little apron and Tony laughs at that.

“What can i get you?” he asks grumpily and Peter smiles.

“Just water for me and Tony. Also i take the fish with vegetables and Tony takes his barbecued steak. Medium.” Peter says and Drax writes it down. Tony has to smile even more. Peter knows him so well.

“What did you agreed to, that he would do that?” asks Tony when Drax leaves them.

“Oh you know. Things. Gamora even cooks for us.” Peter says and Tony whistles. Gamora is the best cook he knows!

“Gentleman.” a new voice says and then Tony sees Rocket with a bass guitare. He salutes to them and stars playing. Right behind him is Yondu on a piano (Tony didn’t know that he could play) and Groot sits on top of it.

They play a slow song and Tony looks back to Peter.

But Peter doesn’t sit on his chair anymore. He stands right on Tonys other side and smiles so nervous. What …

And then Peter goes down to one knee. Tony can’t breathe.

“I’m sorry. I wanted to wait and ask you after the dinner but you look so beautiful and i couldn’t resist.” starts Peter and Tony can already feel tears in his eyes.

Is this real?

“Anthony Edward Stark. You are the most insane person i know and you make me laugh like nobody else does. You are always there for me and no matter what i do, you are beside me. We are together for 14 months now and there isn’t a day where i get tired of seeing you smile. I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life. So will you…”

Tony is already crying. He can’t help it. The tears stream down his face but at the same time his smile is so bright.

“Shit.” says Peter then when he grabs in his pocket.

“What?” whispers Tony and Peters face goes a dark shade of red.

“I lost the ring.” says Peter.

The music stops at that and Peter searches in his other pocket.

“What do you mean you lost the ring?” yells Yondu now and Peter is nearly hysterical, when he searches the pockets of his jacket. Still no ring.

“Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.” Peter takes his jacket off and fumbles in the pocket again.

“Hey Peter!” says Tony and takes Peter cheeks in both of his hands.

“I can’t find the ring.” says Peter again and he sounds so close to crying now.

Ask me.” whispers Tony a new tear streams down his cheek.

“Anthony will you marry me?” Peter asks and Tony nods so hard, that it hurts.

“Yes!” Tony says and then kisses Peter. He is still crying but he doesn’t care.

“I’ll get you a new ring. I promise.” mumbles Peter between kisses but Tony doesn’t care about that, too. He is going to marry Peter!  

“And that is my son. Loosing the goddamn ring.” mutters Yondu in the back but nobody listens to him.

Peter and Tony are lost in their own world.

Roommate || Part 2

Hey guys! Sorry to leave you hanging, I’ve just been busy with school and work :( I know I haven’t been taking in requests lately but feel free to leave requests and I’ll do my best to write them:) here’s part 2 to roommate, if you haven’t read part 1 please do!

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*continuation*

**THE NEXT MORNING**

It was around 8 am on a Sunday morning. You decided to make breakfast before heading to work. You let out a yawn as you mix the pancake batter.

You didn’t get much sleep last night considering there was security guarding your entire house. You knew security was suppose to make you feel safe but in the contrary it made you even more terrified.

You flip the pancakes that were already on the pan, humming a few tunes.

“Mmm something smells good.” You hear Justin say as he enters the room. You turn around smiling.
“Yeah it’s-”
You immediately get cut off as you watch Justin pick up your plate before taking a bite out of a pancake.
“My breakfast…” you say slowly continuing your sentence. You glare at him as he takes another but out of the pancake. Who does this guy think he is? You thought to yourself. You take a deep breath before closing your eyes.

Justin takes a few more bites, savouring every bite. “Thanks. It’s really good!” He says finishing ‘your’ breakfast. You roll your eyes, before taking another deep breath.

This whole breath thing wasn’t working. It was not relaxing at all.

“Look Justin I know we agreed for you to stay here for the night but that doesn’t mean you can go eating my breakfast!” You say raising your voice a little, before crossing your arms.

Justin places the plate on the counter before chuckling. “Someone’s a little grumpy this morning.” He says before pouring himself a glass of orange juice.

You glare at him. “I’m sorry, I didn’t get much sleep because one, you barged into my house in the middle of the night, second, I was too busy thinking on how I’m going to explain this to Selena?!” You say panicked, as you begin to think of her reaction.

“Chill…” He says calmly, and you swore you were losing your patience every second. “You worry too much.” He says before taking a sip of his orange juice. How was he so calm through all of this?! You thought to yourself.

You knew if Selena found out you were leeting her 'ex-boyfriend’ stay at your place she would take it the wrong way. You didn’t have time to explain things to her, you just wanted Justin out of the house before the situation got worse.

“I will fucking strangle you.” You say pretending to throw your hands around his neck. Justin chuckles once again before placing his dishes in the sink. He turns towards you but you turn away from him irritated.

Justin sighs. “Look Y/N, I’m sorry, but I’m serious you shouldn’t worry, we’re not doing anything wrong… are we?” He asks, leaving you to wonder the same thing. He did have a point. We weren’t doing anything wrong.

“No, but-”

“Then it’s all good.” He says flashing you a smile, cutting you off. You look at him with a slight smile before shaking your head.

Deep down, you wanted to scream.

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It’s been two days since Justin has been staying here and it’s been driving you insane.

He doesn’t clean up after himself, he always leaves the toilet seat up, his crew and security barge in all the damn time, and he’s been eating all the food. While Prince Charming here has been living the life, you’ve been living a nightmare.

You search frantically around the kitchen not being able to find your all time favourite ice cream. You knew it sounded ridiculous but with all this stress going on, it was the only thing you needed.

After a few minutes of desperate searching, you forgot you weren’t the only one living here.

“Justin where the hell is my ice cream?!?!” You yell, a few seconds later, “What are you talking about?” Justin yells back, before walking downstairs. He enters the kitchen confused.

You turn to look at him, and your mouth immediately drops. Justin was well dressed, he was wearing a fancy suit and everything. Damn did he look good.

Justin winks as he catches you staring at him. You cough awkwardly, snapping out of your thoughts.
“My ice cream. Where is it?” You say calmly, trying to play it cool as possible. Justin chuckles and you felt your cheeks go red from embarassement.

“Oh that. I ate it on my way to my shoot”. He says before grabbing his keys from the counter.

“You’re unbelievable” you groan, before running your hands through your hair. You were beginning to lose your patience and you didn’t know how long you could keep it together. Justin chuckles turning to leave, but he suddenly turns around. You look up, he sighs for a moment before looking at you.

“Look I know I’ve been a burden to you, but you’re doing a real big favour for me and I don’t know how I can repay you…” he says sincerely.

“Oh I can name a few things…” you say sarcastically before taking a seat on one of your counter high chairs.

“Name it. Just please let me stay here for the week, please?” He asks desperately.

“Justin this will look really bad for the both of us…” you say feeling hesitant. You knew what the aftermath would look like and you didn’t know if you were able to handle all the risks.

“I know…” he says slowly, looking down. For a moment you felt sympathy for him, but you shook it off and stood by your desicion.

“I’m surprised this hasn’t made it to the headlines yet…” you say which was true. With him being a celebrity you expected this to be all over the news.

“Trust me. No one will find out, I’ve been very careful lately, and security has been tight.” He says befor epointing to all the men that were outside.

You still felt hesitant, but just as you were about to decline his request, Justin looks at you with puppy eyes. You roll your eyes before crossing your arms. “You do know that doesn’t actually work.” Justin doesn’t listen as he begins to pout, quivering his lopes . You look at him disgusted with his attempt to win you over. Justin then suddenly goes down on his knees and begins to beg. “Okay! Fine whatever.” You say embarrassed before quickly helping him get up.

“Yes!” He yells happily before jumping into the air, cheering.

“On one condition..” you say sternly, Justin immediately stops celebrating.

“What?” He says confused before looking at you.

“My house, my rules, understand?” You say in a serious tone which catches Justin’s full attention.

Justin groans before looking at you. “Aw man, when did you become so strict?” He pouts, as you try not to laugh at his reaction.

“Ever since you ate my ice cream…” you say smirking.

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To be continued….

One Piece 858 thoughts

Finally I find the time/mood to make another review! And couldn’t be a chapter for it. 

My wifi hates me, so not many images today. Let’s start with the wonderful, glorious, cover - The first one, because we even have two. To all the people who said Luffy shouldn’t forgive Sanji, the rest of the crew is still angry with him… here’s your answer. The crew has many different characters and responses on all kinds of situations, but this doesn’t change: they have the utmost respect for their captain and will follow his judgement. 

This is actually something that evolved after the timeskip: Luffy is now clearly more mature. The death of Ace had him forcefully realize that adventure and friendship  is all good and so on, but at some point you must stop and think. Luffy before timeskip was about to tell Usopp to leave the crew and lose Zoro’s respect. Luffy, now, asks questions - to Sanji - and listens to answers - that he thankfully understands as lies. 

As for the second one… well. 

You lost because you didn’t win

English-speaking people must have a difficult time realizing how it feels to learn a bit of English in middle school and starting to write random cool phrases that mean eveything but als kinda notjing worth saying like “I love you” or “Be yourself xoxo” on each other’s diaries. It’s a teenage thing - or maybe not, since I still write poems on my walls -, it’s a phase, it passes. Apparently Oda- sensei isn’t out of it yet. And likes tautologies. 

By the way I lpve this cover because it literally supports every ship possible with Nami: Sanami, Zonami, Lunami… but in particular SANAMI BECAUSE THE FRICKING NUMBER ON HER SHIRT IS A 73. Whatever. Leave me alone. Other than that, as per @sanjiafsincedayone‘s posts we know that 73 and 32 rapresents Sanji and Nami. So I guess the other numbers have some meaning as well. 

I don’t really get the point of this page… to show that the wedding is approaching - as per the clock…? - nor the point of this new character. Oda generally gives everything a meaning, but sometimes he doesn’t… I think. 

Pekoms is being held prisoner back by Jinbei’s crew not to let him spill a word of the plan to Big Mom - this dude is way too loyal, that witch doesn’t deserve him. I like seeing some strange races every now and then and I just looove Praline’s design, I’d let her step on me - something she couldn’t do, given the fact she has no legs lol - but every time I see her, I fricking wonder: HOW DID BIG MOM GIVE BIRTH TO A MERMAID. To be more specific: HOW DID SHE CONCEIVE HER

But One Piece is kids-friendly so I guess we’ll never know, uh…

Big Mom leaves her  underlings quite a bit of freedom, letting Bege even have his own castle. Vito the evil fanboy - in contrast to Bartolomeo the good fanboy - meets them and tells them to have a bath. And Luffy’s the one staying focused on the most urgent matters, can you believe it??? But Sanji and Luffy look at each other and agree they do quite stink LOL

The boys get some fanservice and we get some hints and recap. For us hardcore fans of One Piece this is quite useless, but since all the friends I have that don’t read OP say it’s because it’s too long and there’s too much stuff to remember …I guess it makes sense. And with what Carrot says here, I’m more and more convinced she’ll join the crew - or at the very least be with them for a while longer. 

Lola’s was asked in marriage by the the Giants’ prince, Loki - named after the Northern Mythology god of deceit Loki, but this is tumblr and Tom Hiddleston exists, I don’t really need to tell you right? -, here goes the double gag, cause

A. She was asked in marriage - because of her personality I guess, but jokes aside, she was really a good girl

B. They still understood Lola=/=Chiffon, I don’t know how.

And by the way for the Sanami shippers here, Nami is impressed at the mention of a prince

So my theory of Mama needing Ceasar’s help because of her hatred towards giants was partially correct. She wanted their army and now wants to get the Vinsmokes’. Also, she’s an abusive parent, but nothing new here. 

Here’s just how big Sanji’s heart his. Personally, I would side with Chiffon, I don’t think she’s cruel or anything, many would side with her, and I can tell because so many thought not only Sanji would let his family die, but even kill them himself. And instead…

They beat him. Verbally and emotionally abused him. His own father tried to kill him, and now are using him… and even so…

Getting to the gag stuff - which, as always, I love - Brook did in fact have a fierce battle, Luffy! And yet again, how is the level-headed one… I’d never thought I’d put “Luffy” and “level-headed” in the same sentence ….

What the hell is up with your bodies!

We all ‘ve been wondering hon. W’all ‘ve been wondering. 

Next up, the Mafia runaway! I love how they look, so 20′s … but why didn’t they give Sanji a suit as well? I know it’s what he wears all the time, but he’ll end up looking unelegant in comparison, and I cannot have that. Carrot’s so adorable with her hat, but Pedro just feels terribly uneasy, you can tell, and not because Ceasar’s sitting right next to him. 

Ahhhh he’s wearing shorts! He couldn’t be that elegant I guess. Pity. 

So…

For once!

And 

Is no-one going to say anything at Luffy wearing two hats? Okay…

And then the mess happens. Poor Jinbei. He’s astonished. 

Yup.  We all wonder. 

substition bride with Nami please? 

I am finally keeping my promise, hours later @mitsouparker~


Tendou thought he was a genius as he struggle to open the locker in front of him, tongue poking out between dry lips. The locker didn’t belong to him, but that was all part of the fun.

Tendou was a prankster, you see, and he was engaging in one of those many pranks currently. He was practically itching with excitement, burning through his veins and making him want to explode.

“What’re you doing?” Semi’s voice came from behind him, slightly amused and annoyed at the same time.

“God’s work, Eita-kun.” Tendou said finally managed to get the locker open. Semi watched him for a moment. Then he decided that what Tendou was doing was harmless, mostly, and he left without a single word.

Tendou let out a giggle as he made the swap and then slammed the locker shut. He couldn’t wait for practice that afternoon.


Abort mission. Abort mission. ABORT MISSION.

Tendou wasn’t the only one staring. This was supposed to be funny. But he didn’t expect Shirabu, the unfortunate victim of this prank, to actually go through with it.

Tendou had swapped his gym shorts for a pair of small, tight booty shorts. They were a size too small for Shirabu but he was wearing them. Tendou couldn’t even laugh because they suited him so well. The rest of the team thought so as well.

“I thought this was supposed to be funny.” Semi hissed to him as they watched Shirabu talk to Kawanishi. Kawanishi was kind of red in the face and wasn’t looking directly at Shirabu, but somewhere over his head. Shirabu was in an over-sized shirt that covered most of the shorts but throughout practice when he had to jump to set, it would show off the shorts perfectly.

“It was.” Tendou said, dejectedly. “He wasn’t supposed to look good in them!”

Semi glared at him. “He’s literally making some of us discover our sexualities… again.”

As if on cue Shirabu looked over at them and glared right at Tendou. He knew, of course he knew but there was nothing he could do about it. He knew Washijou would have his head if he didn’t come to practice and he did technically have the shorts.

“Wakatoshi-kun!” Tendou grabbed onto Ushijima’s sleeve and yanked him back so he was next to him. He grinned. He was going to make this funny again.

“Yes?” Ushijima asked, looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

“You should go tell Kenjirou-kun how great his shorts look.” Tendou motioned to the setter, who was placing his water bottle down and getting ready to go back on the court.

Ushijima followed his hand and then looked at Tendou. “I have already given him my shirt to cover up.”

Tendou’s mouth fell open. “You what?!”

He looked uncomfortable in his shorts so I gave him my shirt to cover up.” Ushijima explained. When Tendou didn’t respond he walked away to join Shirabu on the court. Tendou’s jaw looked unhinged as he stared at the duo.

Semi sighed. “This is ridiculous.”

“I know!” Tendou whined. They were forced to practice again after that and most of the team was distracted once again by Shirabu. Goshiki missed his spikes and turned red when he was caught staring at Shirabu’s legs and ass. He would stammer out apologies and couldn’t look Shirabu in the eye. Yamagata missed received, Semi’s sets were off on the opposite side and Reon wasn’t even mad because he was also taken by Shirabu. Both Tendou and Kawanishi’s blocks were off, as they were always next to or across from Shirabu.

Ushijima was the only one who didn’t seem too affected, but the blush that was high on his cheeks said otherwise whenever he would compliment a set.

Tendou guessed it wasn’t too bad, since he was effective in distracting his teammates. But he hadn’t planned on being distracted himself. 

After practice Shirabu just seemed to be torturing them at that point, pulling Ushijima’s shirt off and prancing around in the shorts for all to see. He handed it back to Ushijima with a bow and everybody behind him thanked their lucky stars that they were able to be greeted with that sight. Everybody but Goshiki was able to compose themselves as Shirabu turned back around.

So, maybe it wasn’t a successful prank, but it sure as hell was a blessing.