he was such a goofy guy


Bane is basically if Doc Savage was evil and a Batman villain, so it should come as no surprise that on the occasions we’ve seen Bane with his mask off, he looks just like Doc Savage. Really, an “evil Doc Savage” is an inspired choice: Doc’s personality traits of being stoic and emotionless and a cold tactical thinker, when combined with his physical intimidation, is a scary combo.

Although that makes it funnier that Bane has such a goofy voice in the recent movie. Doc Savage’s voice was described as hypnotic and melodic, and he could modulate the tone to calm people down.

Bane’s creator, Chuck Dixon, is a big pulp and Doc Savage fan (and if you can, read his The ‘Nam and Punisher War Journal, great books about Vietnam from a guy who was a vet). 

anonymous asked:

B,G,L,N for Jack & Con?

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For Jack, his favourite body part of yours is most definitely your breasts, he loves watching them bounce up and down when you’re riding him. 

For Conor, his favourite body part of yours is most definitely your arse. He loves having something to hold onto and squeeze when you guys are going at it.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

This is going to be the same for both of them; they’re such goofballs during sex. They can’t resist cracking a joke at any time of the day, and sex is no different. It’s not at all uncommon for him to make a stupid comment right in the middle of things.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Conor’s favourite place is hands down in the living room of the flat, on the couch that you two literally argued for hours about in IKEA. The L Section couch is perfect for a variety of positions and he can move you guys around more than he would normally.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jack would never let you tie him up, he hates the feeling of not being in control and dominant during sex. However, he has no probably with using handcuffs and rope on you.

these are off the NSFW Alphabet, so if you want to see more than just leave a letter and a boy in my inbox!

anonymous asked:

Thank you for answering and the link set up. Strait comes across thoughtful in his answers and comments. Makes him utterly likeable.

Any time, anon! 

Honestly I love listening to Steven in interviews because not only is he pretty goofy but he’s also super intelligent and, as you say, thoughtful. He answered one of my questions in The Churn and honestly I was just kinda blown away with it. He has a lot of interesting ideas that we don’t hear because he’s not a social media man like the rest of the cast. In The Churn I think Ty said they once got drunk and had a discussion about philosophy at 3 AM. Drunk philosophy. This man just sounds so interesting.

But yeah, he seems disgustingly likeable. That cute dork. 

lmfao this guy came in today and gave me and the person i was working with some business cards and i was kinda looking at him like hmm…there’s something about this dude…and then he turned around to leave and went “aloha! oh, my name’s kimo by the way.” and literally i sprang up and was like YOOOOOO MY DUDE YOU FROM HAWAII BRAH??? WHERE YOU FROM?

and i laughed so fucking hard bc this guy dropped into his pigeon accent so fast and was like “KAILUA BRAH WHERE U FROM” and i told him and then i ripped open my jacket and was like “I’M WEARING MY KAMEHAMEHA SHIRT TODAY” and he was like “OH YOU WENT KAM SCHOOL HUH…YOU SMART LIDDAT”

and it literally cleansed my entire fucking soul, i shook that dudes hand and talked to him for like five minutes while the person i was working with handled the line by themselves lmfao. i didn’t know talking to another local would feel so good but it seriously energized me for the rest of the day :’^D

i would be entirely fine with mon-el just showing up every episode saying a few goofy lines, never kissing kara, and switching jobs every day 

just like “hey guys, i’m a delivery man today” “mon-el what happened to your job at the bank?” and they all have a good laugh about whatever stupid thing he did 

Also, cause I’m feeling nostalgic now, here are some Iconic™ asoue movie quotes from Olaf to consider:

- “Mr. Poe, I will raise these children as if they were actually wanted.”
- “My dear…” *looks at smudged writing on hand* “…Violet.”
- “The little udders are, uh, hard to locate…”
- “Puttanesca.” “What did you call me?
- “Children are, uh, strange and foreign to me. I never really was one.”
- “Hello. I am going on a perfectly innocent ride through the country with my kids. Whom I love.”
- “Beef, yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.”
- “I am Stephano. I am an Italian man.”
- “Who is this incredibly handsome Count Olaf I keep hearing about?”

Newt Scamander is my ideal boyfriend because:

-he loves animals, real or unreal. for a girl who’s always wanted to be a cryptozoologist, he’s my soulmate. 
-he’s awkward, goofy, shy and that makes him sexy unlike the guys who look great and tend to come with a great ego problem as well
-he knows SO MUCH about magical creatures and he’s neither arrogant nor a show-off.
-he has trouble expressing what he feels which means he won’t rush things in a relationship.
-but when he loves, he loves truly, madly, deeply- he still carries his ex’s picture with him & thinks about her even though it wasn’t a healthy relationship. 
-his heart is in the right place, no matter what
-he has this inherent goodness and he knows most people aren’t like that. he knows humans are the most vicious creatures on the planet and yet he doesn’t let that faze him. he’ll do his own bit to make this world a better place.
-in many ways, he’s kinda like a child who needs some hugs and cuddles.
-he’s his own person and literally lives out of a suitcase. he’ll never be too dependent or too possessive. he’ll invest his heart and soul in a relationship but he knows when his partner needs space.
-he’ll never forget a kind word or deed. fiercely loyal, with a heart of gold, he’ll always repay a kindness in his own way. he’ll never take anyone for granted.
-sweet merlin, his hair. who wouldn’t want to run their fingers through it?

that’s it. I want Newt Scamander for Christmas. Period.
(btw I’m open to mood board and fanfic requests!)

anonymous asked:

What are your favorite Auston and Mitch moments?

good question, anon. let’s begin:

I’ll add more as we go along with their adventures

Gravity Falls Episodes In One Sentence
  • Tourist Trapped: We barely know who these people are but we are in love.
  • Legend of the Gobblewonker: What a harmless old man that will never be important again ever.
  • Headhunters: Dipper hits Nixon in the crotch and that's all we need to say.
  • The Hand That Rocks the Mabel: Mabel encounters the worst creature of all - the Nice Guy.
  • The Inconveniencing: The episode where we realise that this show might be a bit disturbing you know?
  • Dipper VS Manliness: I AM A MAN *punch* *fail*
  • Double Dipper: He's up all night to get Wendy.
  • Irrational Treasure: 10/10 best potus
  • The Time Traveller's Pig: A nice goofy episode containing a pig and SOME MASSIVE FORESHADOWING
  • Fight Fighters: Take me to the Soviet Union!
  • Little Dipper: The Nice Guy returns and Dipper feels inadequate about his size not in that way
  • Summerween: We need to do a Halloween episode but the series takes place in June.
  • Boss Mabel: Mabel cosplays Margaret Thatcher.
  • Bottomless Pit: Treehouse of Horror but not a shriveled corpse like the rest of modern Simpsons.
  • The Deep End: Mabel saves Strong Bad from a pool while the fandom lusts for the red bikini.
  • Boyz Crazy: Darn beautiful men always going through my trash
  • The Land Before Swine: *tragic memories of littlefoot's mum*
  • Gideon Rises: Gids digs giant robots and WHAT WHERE DID THAT PORTAL COME FROM
  • Scary-oke: As we all knew all along, karaoke will save us all.
  • Into the Bunker: Wendy is best character
  • The Golf War: Mini-golf is evil and Pacifica is slightly sympathetic.
  • Sock Opera: You'd be surprised how much comedy you can have out of hurting children.
  • Soos and the Real World: Giffany is one of the most disturbing characters but also has like the most Rule 34.
  • Little Gift Shop of Horrors: Stan makes sh*t up then mugs a guy.
  • Society of the Blind Eye: Oh McGucket *cries*
  • Blendin's Game: Come for Blendin Blandin, stay for Soos' backstory!
  • The Love God: I EAT KIDS
  • Northwest Mansion Mystery: Pacifica becomes amazing overnight and I want to bodily harm Nathan Fillion.
  • Not What He Seems: Everything you know is wrong.
  • A Tale of Two Stans: In a story about two brothers falling apart, the fandom heaps all of the blame on just one of them.
  • Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons: The mysterious Author turns out to be a nerdy goof and I love it.
  • The Stanchurian Candidate: I'd vote for him.
  • The Last Mabelcorn: Things Ford Probably Could Have Avoided If He'd Just Talked To Somebody
  • Roadside Attraction: A spider seduces Grunkle Stan.
  • Dipper and Mabel VS The Future: Bill violates Blendin's temple and begins to destroy the world while Ford accidentally the twins is that bad
  • Weirdmageddon Part I: Wendy is queen of the apocalypse.
  • Weirdmaggedon Part II Escape from Reality: Dippy Fresh is my nemesis.
  • Weirdmageddon Part III Take Back the Falls: what is this wet stuff in my eyes


Originally posted by noctis-ouji

Just dating Prompto Argentum things:

  • You are oh so lucky to have sunshine incarnate as your boyfriend, Prompto Argentum. He’s just so… Fresh. Outwardly, he’s funny, goofy, sweet and chipper, but its not like he’s some dumb blonde. Prompto also has depth, street smarts and understands the true value of smile during tough times. Anyone should be so lucky to have Prompto in their lives and you have him as your partner. Ohh I’m so jealous!

  • So before you date, there’s a point where the guys get really frustrated at Prompto for mentioning your name. He just wants to talk about you so much. All the time. Every day. The blond worries about what you think of him because he’s not cool like Noctis, he’s not super intelligent like Ignis and he’s not buff and charismatic like Gladio. What if you prefer any of them over him? Like, he can’t match up to that. His feelings for you bring out a lot of insecurities and it’s not until you’re actually dating that these negative feelings ease off a little bit. Remember to reassure him that you love him for being himself. You don’t want someone like Noctis or Ignis or Gladiolus. You want Prompto and only him! It makes the blonde really happy to hear it.

  • Oh boy, I hope you like getting your photos taken because Prompto will be very hard to stop. If you’re insistent he won’t show anyone else the photos, but he totally wants to take them for himself. Maybe just let him indulge in his photography of you. Let’s be real, they’re the best looking photos that you’ve seen of yourself. Your boyfriend is an amazing photographer and somehow manages to capture the best sides of you at the best moments. “I dunno, I guess I just want people to see you how I see you…” He sheepishly tries to explain one day. God, he’s so cute. He needs to be punched in the mouth with your mouth immediately.

  • Speaking of photos, so many selfies. So many! The ones with you and Prompto are really cute, but some of the best ones are honestly the ones where the boys are photobombing you with silly faces and poses. There are two that Prompto ends up giving you to carry around, one with just you and him at sunset in Lestallum and another where the guys are photobombing you with chocobos in the background. It’s the only photo you’ve see where Noctis is pulling a cross-eyed face. It’s fantastic.

  • Dates involving chocobos. Enough said. Don’t love the chocobo more than you’re boyfriend though. He’ll get a bit jealous! One memorable date involves going to the farm, meeting Wiz and allll the cute fat baby chocobos. You spend the day looking after them with Prompto. It’s absolutely adorable watching your boyfriend with the hatchlings.
    “Check it out, I’m such a chick magnet!” The blond snickers with an armful of fluffy yellow chicks. Maybe one is nestled in his hair on top of his head. Hhhhhhhhhhh so cute, another punch in the mouth with your mouth is very much required. 

  • So Prompto will definitely try to show off. He can’t warp like Noctis can, he’s not super strong like Gladio and he can’t come up with perfect strats like Ignis, but honey, you will not find a better sharpshooter around. Prompto can execute the most amazing shots during battle at amazing speed and incredible accuracy. It’s kind of terrifying and all kinds of impressive! Be sure to praise Prompto over his skills, he’ll loooooove it. It gives him so much confidence and he kind of melts when you gush over anything he does. Prompto is also really good at singing? I mean sure he just whistles or jokingly hums and sings tunes on the road, but sometimes you’ll catch him actually singing and holy shit if it doesn’t get you giddy at least a little bit, you are lying through your damned teeth.

  • He’ll confess to you eventually that sometimes he doesn’t feel like he belongs. For some reason, Prompto never quite tells you the whole story until he’s ready, but seeing the blond so down is heart wrenching. Be sure to let him know that despite how he feels, no matter what, he will always have a place with you.
    “I’ll be your home, Prompto. You don’t have to worry.”
    He can’t really believe it at first, but you can tell he’s grateful as he gathers you up in his arms and gives you a tight hug and a gentle kiss.

I’m sorry guys for posting to many of these.
But can we talk about this photoshoot for a second.
Like my god do they look goooood. Chanwoo bby is glow up central tbh 😍💦
Yunhyeong just being a ball of sunshine 😩☀☀
Bobby’s first kind of sexy photo and them being the goofy bunny he always is 😍
Bin werking the camera 😏😏😏
Dong is just being his sexy ass self 😩❤
Jun rocking that swimsuit 💦💦💦
And Jinhwan being a cute little cinnamon roll 😍❤
And all of the abbs 😍😩❤


I know this is a terrible political climate and that, even if it might have been a totally harmless comment in less tumultuous times, I should have erred on the side of sensitivity.

He did seem like a goofy guy whose goofiness was also expressed in the photos he took, like the ones above.