he was so squishy and cool

4

Mark is happy where he is and enjoys what he likes best: rapping!

[FANACCT] 170611 KNK “해달별" Fansign Experience at 제일라아트홀 (Fanboy)

Hi again! 

I’m here with my fanaccount for KNK’s fansign during their “해달별" promotions.

This was a notably important fansign for me because I’m pretty sure this is my last fansign event before I leave Korea on the 22nd…

I’m so sad. ㅠㅠ

Anyway, it was a really awesome event and I’m glad I got to see my favorite group up close and personal again.

I did a video about their fansign before during “U” era too.

Without further ado, let’s get started!

KNK’s fansigns are getting more competitive nowadays, with fans buying more than 10 albums to have a chance to get in. I originally bought 9 albums, but after seeing a fan next to me at the CD store buy 10, I bought 3 more, totaling up to 12 albums overall. And I got in!

On the day of the fansign, I found the building where it was held and headed to the B2 floor. Some fans were waiting to get in, but the staircase and entrance was rather narrow. I showed my Alien Registration Card to verify my identification (though a passport works just as well) and the staff told me to pick a card that was on the table. The assorted cards were all face-down, and this was to determine my seat number. I got number 63. 

I took my seat, but the rows of chairs were all close together and narrow too, not allowing much room. This was a noticeable inconvenience when fans had to squeeze past each other in the rows. I spent a huge amount of time before coming to prepare a fanletter for my bias Seungjun, so I had to write down all the post-its for the members that I would put in my album.

Soon the members appeared and the fansign went underway. They looked so handsome as always, but they look especially good with the suits in this era aghhhh. 

Sorry that my picture’s quality isn’t too good, but this is how the fansign was conducted. The order was: Jihun→Inseong→Seungjun→Youjin→Heejun

MEMBER INTERACTIONS (with pictures and gifs!)

I’ll fast-forward to the interactions I had with each member. I’m sorry that I forgot some things that happened, but in the thick of the moment, it’s hard to process and take in everything that happened (for me). Luckily, I met someone at the fansign that was kind enough to take a video of me when I went through this great experience. I was really nervous again, because they’re my favorite group and this was my last time, so I was even more anxious. 

JIHUN

So leader Jihun was first this time around~ Actually he was rather quiet today as well; when I met him at a fansign last year, he was rather soft-spoken too. But it’s not necessarily a bad thing. I pointed to the questions I had brought for him on the post-its and told him I was a part of an international KNK fan group on Facebook, and I gathered some questions other Tinkerbells wanted to know about KNK. He was listening and then all of a sudden, said, “Ah. International,” in English. THAT WAS FREAKING CUTE AHH. He was really handsome up-close, though. He looked mature and cool when he was in thinking mode, but then he lapsed into squishy mode when he smiled and it was just adorable.

He really thought deeply about the questions I wrote. I guess he had to think a lot about how to answer them. But another factor was that time was really limited and the staff members were quite strict so they moved our albums to the next member by force, cutting our time short. 

Blue post-it note:
Q: Which member is really the closest to Jihun-hyung…?
A: I’m close with all but umm… Heejun?!
Jihun had some trouble answering this question but dang, I didn’t expect him to think so seriously about it. ㅠㅠ I’m sorry if I had to make you pick a favorite! I know you all love each other LOL. 

Yellow post-it note:
Q: Where do you draw the inspiration when you make the choreography (for KNK)?
A: There’s just times when suddenly… Ttak! 
I forgot what other little things we said after he answered those, but I had to move on. I gave him high-fives as a farewell and moved over to… Inseong!

INSEONG

Next was my second bias, Inseong. I greeted him by saying, “Inseonggie hyung~” hahaha because he’s just a fun, cool guy. He grinned and asked, “Hyung?” I SWEAR THIS WAS SO REMINISCENT WHEN I FIRST MET HIM in person when he asked me, “Am I hyung?” LOL. But he is just killing the visual game nowadays. He looked especially handsome today. He asked me where I’m from and I told him America, more specifically Hawaii. 

Bottom post-it note:
Q: Is there a place you really want to visit (vacation-wise)?
A: Hawaii

That’s probably why he cleverly wrote his answer as “Hawaii” for my question, but I’m not complaining! Inseong is really easy to talk to. 
I told him that his hairstyle for this concept suits him very well and that he looks really handsome. He was really happy to hear a compliment and ahhh he was just an excited hamster. I assured him that he was already handsome but now, even more. I basically complimented him a lot because he deserves more love and attention!!

Top post-it note:
Q: The most difficult point of this promotion…?

A: Live…!?

He explained that singing live was one of the toughest parts of promotions. I asked why, and he said it’s because he has to sing rather high. I understand him because him singing the chorus in “해달별" while dancing pretty vigorously looked really tiring… But he pulled it off! I told him he was really good and that he’s doing well. I feel like he was insecure a little about his performance as a vocalist and how well he does and I wanted to reassure him. It was time to move on so I told him bye~ Inseong really does have a warm heart and he’s such a nice person please give him lots of affection and reassurance

SEUNGJUN *BIAS ALERT*

*sigh* I really can’t express how great and caring Seungjun is. I can tell he truly loves and adores his fans, and it shows from the way he treats them. He said my name like, “Junior?” in a cute tone and I said cutely too, “Seungjunnie-hyung~” AHAHAHAHA. He immediately looked at my questions and more antics ensued.

Blue post-it note:
Q: POKEMON or DIGIMON, you can only choose one
A: *marks Pokemon* but went the extra mile to show his UNCONDITIONAL PREFERENCE FOR DIGIMON LIKE WHAT THE NOOOOOOO

Yellow post-it note:
Q: Is there a member you want to live with for the rest of your life?
A: Inseong Jihun

At first, he took a look at the blue note and I reiterated, “You can only choose one!” Without hesitation, he answered, “Digimon!” I was like WHAT THE HECK, NO YOU CAN’T CHOOSE DIGIMON OVER POKEMON OMGG.

He was so firm, he was like, “Digimon~” in a cute tone and I told him, “Why??” He seemed a bit sympathetic and marked Pokemon, but said, “Digimon~” again and decorated a box around the word Digimon. DANG IT SEUNGJUN. I was like OTL because I came dressed in a Squirtle hoodie because I thought he loved Pokemon more but that happened. I mockingly complained, “I came dressed like this too…” Seungjun chuckled and then proceeded to gently grab my arm and draw a little heart on the Squirtle patch design on my hoodie!!!

SJ: *in a Korean accent* Hearteu~
I internally died at this cute action like I AM NEVER WASHING THIS HOODIE AGAIN LOL

I also made sure to give him the letter I worked on. He then looked at my second post-it, which he thought about for a moment. At first, Seungjun wrote Inseong, so I asked him why. He said because Inseong is funny. BUT THEN LAST MINUTE Seungjun scratches out Inseong’s name and writes Jihun AND HE DIDN’T EVEN GIVE A REASON WHY LOL. So that made think like HMMMMM this ship really sails itself huh… Now I had to tell him that this was pretty much my last chance to see them…

Me: Actually, on the 22nd, I’m leaving Korea, so this is my last chance to see you guys. I’m really glad I got to see you guys often while I was here.
SJ: *in a cute pleading voice* Don’t go~ (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Me: I don’t wanna leave either!

And then this happened.


OMG I was so flustered when he asked when I’ll be back with that cheeky smile that I accidentally lapsed into English hahahaha. He probably didn’t understand what I said, but I had to move on ㅠㅠ!! Wait for me Seungjun, I’ll be back!! I really want to cry now… Hahahaha. And it ended cutely because I kept shaking his hand, and then…

Thank goodness. He is the best and he’s always so sweet!!

YOUJIN

Okay I’m going to start off my account of Youjin because right when I got to him, he asked me, “Are you a fan of Seungjun?” BWAHAHAHA he called me out!! I told him that I liked all the members but yeah, Seungjun was my fave… If he noticed that, then wow… 

And then it was like another round of deja vu because I told him I was from Hawaii and that he should come, and he replied, “I want to go too!” LIKE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE SAID LAST YEAR AT THE FIRST FANSIGN LOL.

He looked over my questions and I told him they were from other international fans. He got super excited over the Overwatch question and his inner fanboy came out. 

Yellow post-it note:
Q: Which heroes (do you use) when you play Overwatch?
A: Roadhog, Reinhardt, and… the last part was a bit illegible but I think he wrote the name of a Korean Overwatch player named 후아유. [If anyone wants to help me out with deciphering that, it’d be much appreciated~]

He was so happy when talking about his mains for OW, but I had to tell him that I actually didn’t know the game at all loooool. I wish I could’ve nerded out with him but idk ㅋㅋㅋ He even asked me, “Isn’t Overwatch quite popular in America?” lmaooo which is true but yeah, I’m clueless.

Blue post-it note:
Q: What are you most afraid of??
A: Bugs! 1인칭 horror game.

So Youjin seems to be the least fearful in the group so I also wanted to know what scares him. He wrote “bugs” and I couldn’t believe like this guy didn’t flinch for the ghost prank or a VR zombie slashing him but he’s afraid of insects??

I’m not judging tho but dang.AND OKAY I SEARCHED UP THE HORROR GAME HE TALKED ABOUT AND THAT SHIZ IS NO JOKE.

OH HELLLLLL NOOOOO YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT OF THIS GAME CUZ SHIZ I WOULD PISS MYSELF DURING THIS VR EXPERIENCE

But Youjin is a cool chill guy who loves gaming so hit him up yo

HEEJUN

Heejun, Heejun, Heejun. You never know how he’ll be like. I heard from a friend that he’s different every time which is kinda true. The first time I met him, he was comical but on the quiet side, and we were kinda awkward… BUT THIS TIME WAS JUST OMG LOL.
He spoke some English to me even though I was talking to him in Korean which was cute. He said things like, “Where are you from?” and “Really?” Soooo silly. I complimented him on his English pronunciation and I DIDN’T NOTICE THIS UNTIL MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THE FOOTAGE SHE TOOK AND-

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Heejun’s also quite chill but he’s so funny agh.

Yellow post-it note: 
Q: Is there a concept you want to try?
A: BTS’ Blood, Sweat, Tears 
hOLY SHIZ IS IT WEIRD THAT I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE HEEJUN IN THAT KIND OF CONCEPT? he already bares his chest sometimes like omfg and I can totally see him pulling it off like shiz I AM READY

Blue post-it note:
Q: Heejun-ah~ Please write down your favorite color!!
A: Black, gray
Heejun forgot because he even asked himself out loud, “Which colors do I like?” I told him, “Why don’t you know??” HAHAHA. 

I told him I was l was leaving soon and he just replied, “When will you be back?” LOL. IDK, I wish I knew, then I wouldn’t have to leave y’all ㅠㅠ I told him bye and he was like, “bye bye!!!” 

Later on, the members picked random seat numbers from a box and the chosen fans could take a selca with them. SO LUCKYY. I WASN’T CHOSEN BUT UGH IT’S OKKK. 

Then they played 공기, which is a Korean bean game similar to Jacks. Jihun got really competitive and he almost kicked the stage LMAOOOO. Seungjun was really bad at it and he ended up last. Youjin was first, followed by Inseong, Heejun and finally Jihun secured a place by a hair. Seungjun’s punishment was dancing to their title track with aegyo LOOOOOL he tried his best but he looked so awkward omg

And that was it.
My last fansign with them.

I love them so much, because they’re all so wholesome and show their personalities unabashedly. All of them are SO DIFFERENT and the dynamics are just so interesting and charming. 

SORRY I cut it a little at the end but I have to go to class ㅠㅠ I’ll tweak this a bit later maybe but I hope y’all enjoyed this!!!!

anonymous asked:

He could have been the cute round dad.. Just a pure squishy dad... but then... They fave us this.. This.. MASTERPIECE OF A MAN?! Like when I first saw him I was al "aww he's round and I wanna hug him" now im all "!!!! He's too ATTRACTIVE and I'm gonna scream~<3333"

hhhHHH– I KNOW HE SHOULDN’T BE THIS HOT– FROM ONE PANEL TOO GVFSHDGDJWXF Horikoshi sensei plZ

lemme just….squish him down back to the cute–  
//cries

What he does when you’re mentioned in an interview

Michael:

Originally posted by stateofirrelevancy

*intense blushing and trying his hardest to hide it under his cute sweater paws*

“AWW HE’S BLUSHING”

“I’m punk rock! I don’t blush! WhAT IS BluSHING?!”

Calum:

Originally posted by calumthoodies

*So HAPPY the moment your name is mentioned*

Ashton:

Originally posted by fadeinto-thenight

“What about Y/N…?” *tries to play it cool but fails as he cutely giggles*

Luke:

Originally posted by unapologeticallyiridescent

*SQUISHY LUCAS WITH A TOOTHY SMILE*

EXO reaction to you cuddling them in your sleep.

Xiumin:

When you cuddled up next to him nice and close, he opened his eyes and was immediately in awe at how beautiful you were, even when you weren’t trying and had bedhead. He would take in how adorable you were before holding you close and taking your hands in his with his arms around your waist, your back to his chest.

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher

Luhan:

He would wake up in the morning with his arm around your waist, your legs tangled together and your head slightly on his shoulder. You looked so blissfully unaware of the rest of the world, so he would just lie back, run his hand through his hair and take in this perfect moment with you.

Originally posted by wooyoung

Kris:

Kris may sometimes seem a little cold but he really loved you so when you cuddled him in your sleep, it was like a silent way of knowing you loved him too. He would place his head on your shoulder with your back on his chest and run his hands up and down your arms. After all, you were the only cuddle buddy that could possibly replace his stuffed animals.

Originally posted by zeore

Suho:

Suho woke up the next morning with a (not so) little problem in his pants having cuddled with you in a very *ahem* difficult position last night but he just didn’t have the heart to wake you up. So, when he woke to hear you downstairs already, he did everything he could to try and cover up his ‘problem’.

Originally posted by wintershower

Lay:

You had snuggled up to Lay last night and purely out of instinct he’d wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you close, his head nuzzling the back of your neck. The next morning you carefully separated the clasp he had on your waist to get up, careful not to wake him but he never stirred. You thought by noon you should probably wake him up though.

Originally posted by shannoony-kpop

Baekhyun:

While you two had been watching a movie on the couch, you had fallen asleep with your head on Baekhyun’s lap. His hands played with your hair gently, knowing how much he loved it when you did that to him and he brushed loose strands from your face. This was his face when the boys got back to the dorm to see you two curled up together:

Originally posted by parkchny

Chen:

When you fell asleep on Chen’s shoulder, he’d rest his head on yours and rest his eyes, letting himself drift off as he took in the scent of your shampoo. He’d just want to hold you close and treasure this rare quiet moment where neither of you were running around playing pranks and making jokes, as much as he loved that. (You’re the pillow).

Originally posted by daenso

Chanyeol:

When you fell asleep on Chanyeol’s shoulder after a long car journey with the boys, at first he wouldn’t really know what to do. But after looking up at the boys and getting a thumbs up and a few eyebrow wiggles, he would feel on top of the world barely able to contain a smile, happy you felt safe enough to fall asleep on him.

Originally posted by sugutie

Kyungsoo:

You had fallen asleep in the boys dorm after watching dramas with Kyungsoo. He was careful not to wake you, your hand in his on his knee, his fingers running over your knuckes. The boys came back and he quickly hushed them, not wanting this time with you to end.

Originally posted by kaisoh

Tao:

Tao would feel you fall asleep and cuddle up to him with your head on his shoulder. He would just smile a little, surprised at how something so small could cause so many butterflies to erupt in his stomach. He would try and keep his cool but inside, he’d be bursting with pride.

Originally posted by shinylightblue

Kai:

Kai would become a squishy puppy, snuggling up to you and burying his face in your back and wrapping his arms around you, you were his teddy bear. He would want you to feel as loved and safe as possible and so would use every part of his body to connect with you somehow.

Originally posted by ohbaekhyuns

Sehun:

Sehun would wake up with you facing him, fast asleep and lost in a dream. He looked at you in awe, wondering what you could possibly be dreaming about. As for him? Everything he could possibly dream of was right in front of him, he tucked your hair behind your ear and stroked your cheek tenderly, not wanting to wake you.

Originally posted by laygion


A/N: Sorry if this was a little repetitive in places, I tried my best to make all 12 as different as possible though so I hope you like it! 

EXO Reaction to their toddler son trying to be like them

Well I found some time today so… I hope y’all like it! Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

“Come here Chanyeol Jr! One day you’ll be my height… but for now on you are more like the squishy Kyungsoo”

Kris:

*Tutorial: How to be like Kris* “You want my advise son? If you want to be cool like me… you have to play hard… be unique.. be…. Galaxy~”

Sehun:

*Observing* “That boy… he looks like his father.. he’s going places… like his handsome father…” *Sassy*

Tao:

“There’s just one missing thing here son… some Gucci accessories… maybe we’ll find some little clothes for you” *All supporting*

Kai:

*Watching his son’s festival* “Woah! He moves like me! when did he learn that choreography! He’s definitely my son!”

Xiumin:

*Overwhelmed* “Oh my sweet boy… you want to be Superman like you father? You are so sweet… of course I’m your hero and one day you’ll be a better version of me!”

Baekhyun:

*Daddy is proud* “Oh who’s there, who’s there! That’s right! It’s my boy! Sweet Bacon Jr is following his daddy’s steps!”

Luhan:

“Listen son.. you probably won’t understand this now but… remember. To be like LuHan… you have to be a man! Understood? Very very manly…but pretty and perfect” *Sassy Lu is always hidden somewhere*

Chen:

“You know what should help us to look more alike? Matching clothes! Let’s get some, you’ll be mini-me!”

Kyungsoo:

*Like all proud parent* “I can’t help it… he’s the center of my world… my little boy… following his father’s steps!” *Will always be there to see the great man he will become*

Lay:

“Rule number one to be like dad: always give love to the ones who surround you. That’s everything you need, now give me a Lay-like-hug” *Dad Goals*

Suho:

*Fab* “That’s my son! So young and so fabulous just like his father! Making me so proud this kid…!” *Never loses style*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

EXO WOLF: Reaction to meeting you during mating season

Xiumin: *Squishy baozi wolf who? Sorry, you met someone completely different from what you heard. Once he sees you, he starts doing the best he can to attract you to him.*

“Oh, she’s so mine.”

Originally posted by icallhimbangjamesbang


Luhan: *Once he sees you in a huge crowd, his eyes are locked onto you and only you, casually checking you out. After the time is right, he would walk up to you and make his move.*

“Well hello there”

Originally posted by fyeahluhan


Kris: *This cold city wolf will be acting super cool and trying to woo you with his coolness idek if thats a word rip*

“So, whatsup?”

Originally posted by vvu-yi-fan


Suho: *Our amazing leader would subtly flirt with you*

*gif*

Originally posted by exoplathot


Lay: *Being sweet is his way around to get to know you*

“You’re very pretty”

Originally posted by mauloveskpop


Baekhyun: *This flirty wolf would be making so many moves, you won’t know what hit you.*

 “Hi there, I’m Baekhyun!”

Originally posted by exoturnback


Chen: *After successfully asking you out, he starts playing w your heart even before the two of you are together*

*gif*

Originally posted by rxxbinc


Chanyeol: *lowkey stalks you from a distance and waits for the perfect time to make a move because to him, you are that important.*

“Come on Chanyeol, you can do this. She’s literally right there.”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi


D.O: *This wolf would be way too shy to make the first move. So instead, he secretly prays that you’re the one and hopes that you approach him first. Once his prayers were answered, he thanks the wolf gods and proceeds with trying to get closer to you and become your mate*

*gasp* “She’s coming my way! Okay okay, act natural”

Originally posted by dokyunggie


Tao: *He waits until he catches your attention, then he starts to make his move*

“Wow, she’s so pretty.”


Originally posted by pockysooo


Kai: *It wouldn’t be difficult for this wolf to get your attention. With just a few small, flirtatious gestures, you were already head over heels (or paws)*

*gif*

Originally posted by starlightkai


Sehun: *Being already really good looking, he easily catches your eye and has you interested. It’s just a matter of time until you are his mate*

“Found my future mate already.”

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo



-Celina

wanna one!kid au

HENLO I PROMISED THIS AT 8PM BUT IT’S NOW 1AM THE NEXT DAY IM SORRY

before i start just a big big big big big big big big big huge ass thank you to @exojjanggg and @wendyson for helping me w/ this!!! i wouldnt have been able to write it without them lmao

disclaimer: all of them are like 4-11 years old respectively and u act as their babysitter in this !!!!


daniel

  • probably holds their poor pet cat everywhere he goes and the poor lil kitty just lets him 
  • nervously sweats when he has to choose between holding seungwoo’s hand or the cat
  • buddies up with seungwoo whenever he goes anywhere
  • DONT SEPARATE THEM PLEASE
  • IF YOU DO DANIEL WILL CRY
    • “y/n i need 2 go to the washroom !!!” 
    • “ok- wait why are u taking seungwoo with u?” 
    • “ಥ_ಥ” 
    • “oKOK YOU CAN TAKE HIM PLEASE DONT CRY”
  • the type of kid to search blindly for your hand when he’s nervous
  • also giggles when he’s nervous
  • and giggles when he’s not nervous
  • just giggles all the time
  • probably loves u more than he loves his brothers sdfvhbafsd
  • IF HE’S NOT SMILING SOMETHING IS WRONG IN THE UNIVERSE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO D I E
  • you thought he was gonna be a kid that was really hard to please but really all u needed to do was smile and he melted into the ground
  • doesnt know what to do when people start crying so he just plops his cat in front of them
  • colours so hard he breaks the crayon
  • the first time you babysat for them, he hugged u when u had to leave and thanked u for taking care of them ಥ_ಥ
  • the smollest bunny, likes being picked up but will never admit it bc he’s a ‘big boy’ now

daehwi

  • a ball of !!!! SUNSHINE
  • the first time he met you, he jumped on you and wouldn’t let go of you
  • he’s on your back 24/7 unless it’s nap time ??
  • during snack time u just gotta feed him while he’s on your back
  • always hums a cute song from one of those kiddie shows he watches 
  • vvv well behaved !!!!! just wants to make u happy
  • if he’s not hugging you, he’s hugging jihoon or jisung or anyone really
  • every time u leave he always kisses ur cheek and says goodbye a million times im !!!! crying
  • GRABBY HANDS WHEN HE WANTS TO BE PICKED UP
  • dolphin screams when he’s scared
  • is really bad with names
    • thought your name was brownie for a solid 2 weeks bc u brought all the kids cosmic brownies on ur first day
  • has to hold your hand at all times or else
  • so now u have sidekick daehwi and sidekick daniel + sidesidekick seungwoo 
  • always has money but u never know where he gets it from
  • asks u not to tell anyone
  • you’re too scared to
  • has 0 money sense tho
  • thinks a penny is worth more than paper bills bc they ‘look cooler’
  • slips u a nickel and whispers “4 ur hardwork”
  • crabwalks everywhere

jisung

  • helps u parent the kids even tho he’s like 2 ????
  • sometimes woojin will try to fight jaehwan bc he hate his chocolate and jisung will just sit there and watch them
  • he has his juice box ready with cookies being stuffed into his face and crumbs are falling all over the floor but biNCH !!!! THIS IS S P I C Y
    • daehwi’s probably sweeping the crumbs into his lil hands and dumping it into the trash can
  • he’ll break up every fight unless it’s over some spicy drama™️
  • does a head count 4 u every time u guys go outside
  • but you don’t trust his counting so you count again anyways and he gets all pouty
  • will stop pouting for ice cream
  • ok but 99.9% of the time he’s really responsible 
  • but sometimes he snaps and just
  • slides down the stair railings and into miNHYUN’S ARMS
  • cries when things go wrong
  • competitive as fuck, eomma jisung goes down the fuckin drain as soon as a prize is mentioned
  • pretends to know karate, doesnt know karate 
    • still threatens the kids with karate when they misbehave
  • gets salty when daniel, guanlin, seungwoo, or minhyun stand beside him bc he has to be the tallest one or he’ll >:((((( scream
  • has ur number memorized so sometimes when you’re not babysitting, he’ll call u up and ask if u can take them to the park

jihoon

  • the !!! ACTUAL CUTEST BABY WITH A HEART OF GOLD
  • gives half of his snack away to jinyoung always
  • always hands juice boxes out to everyone else before he gives himself one !!! just !!!! LOVE HIM FOREVER
  • makes sure guanlin doesn’t get lost
  • doesn’t really like being the centre of attention but ends up being it anyway so his brothers have 2 protect him ??
  • like bodyguards but with cute glares and puffing of chests even tho it doesn’t do anything but make them uncomfortable and tired 
  • was rlly shy around u the first time u babysat but probably slyly flirts with u now
  • slips u a piece of his chocolate bar when youre not looking and runs away
  • if u confront him he’ll be all innocent and stuff liKE BOI
    • “jihoon are u flirting with me?”
    • “no !!! ,,, but is it working? will u marry me now?”
  • pouts until he gets what he wants and makes those “hmph!” noises dramatically while crossing his arms over his chest
  • asks you for homework help but ends up asking u for all the answers
  • during nap time he’ll fall off his bed bc he’s That™️ deep of a sleeper and doesnt even stir
  • if jisung is your backup then jihoon is your backup backup
  • if any little thing is wrong he’ll know immediately
  • it’s just those Little Kid Instincts™️
  • actually gets dressed in the dark
  • daniel pretends not to know him in public

seungwoo

  • the coolest™️ kid in school
  • too embarrassed to invite any of his lil friends over for a playdate bc the house is so crowded with 11 kids
  • know everything abt everyone 
  • blackmails them
    • “jisung can i have ur cookie?”
    • “what the heck no !!”
    • “i know u broke mom’s vase”
    • “*nervous sweating* take it”
  • if yall dont have that drinkable yogurt shit he aint gon fuck with u
  • really hardworking and is quiet most of the time until daniel bursts into the room with a foam sword and a paper hat challenging him to a ‘duel’
  • jealous aS HECK WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO HIS BEST FRIENDS
  • if anybody even looks at his brothers or u ? theyre dead give him a pair of kiddy scissors 
  • sips tea from his sippy cup and roasts his brothers with his mom’s big sunglasses
  • can u say tsundere ?
  • pouts when he can’t express his feelings
  • steals food from his brother’s plates
  • refuses to sleep unless daniel is beside him
  • probably eats raw spaghetti noodles 
  • just takes a handful of them and walks around the house eating them
  • likes watching videos w/ u bc that means he can rest his head on your shoulder :’))
  • always slides in front for group pictures and has a permanent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face with the occasional ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – or even the ( ͡°⊖ ͡°)

jaehwan

  • laughs at anything and everything
  • you could trip on the carpet and he’d collapse on the floor laughing
  • no one knows if he blinks or not
  • stares into your soul
  • u thought he was dead the first time u saw him
  • an actual sunshine when he warms up to u !!!
  • threatens to never stop singing until he gets food
  • his one true love,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • challenges daehwi to see who can scream the highest
  • but not before daehwi supplies everyone with earplugs (again, where the actual heck does he get these things ?? no one knows)
  • jaehwan pretends everyone sucks but in reality, loves everyone
  • can u say aNothEr tsundere ??
  • looks like he wants to kill something 24/7
  • squish his cheeks 
  • whenever he’s sad, someone can just pinch his lil cheeks and he’ll start giggling
  • has one heck of a lung capacity 
    • screams so loud people in canada can hear his voice
  • if you ever wanna bake something for everyone don’t ask him for help
  • all he’ll do is throw flour around and place the blame on sungwoon 
  • would trade his brothers over for half a tangerine
  • he doesn’t even like tangerines 
  • sly as hell knows how to get what he wants 
  • THE CUTEST GRINS, HIS EYES JUST CLOSE INTO CRESCENTS AND HIS CHEEKS BECOME 100000% MORE SQUISHY HOW IS THIS KID REAL 
  • listens to all ur gossip
    • “so this girl at school bumped into me and made me drop all my books and she didn’t even apologize!”
    • “:OOOOO WHAT A MEANIE”
    • “RIGHT ????? JAEHWAN U UNDERSTAND ME SO WELL”

woojin

  • scared the fuck out of u the first time u heard him speak
  • u asked for his name and in the deepest voice u’ve ever heard a kid possess, he says “hi im woojin!”
  • squishy cheek squad member #2
  • tries to be cool™️ and tough™️ but looks like a baby who has just come out of the womb
  • when u guys watch ‘scary’ movies, he tries to ‘protect’ u by covering your eyes when the movie starts 
    • ends up getting scared himself and having 2 hold back those tears >:(((( so he can be >:(((( A MAN 4 U
  • gets whatever he wants by bustin out those puppy eyes
    • like !!! who allowed his eyes 2 be so cute nd shiny ????? sue him
  • slaps a hand over jaehwan’s mouth when he starts to sing 
  • looks like he’s tired all the time but could jump someone if u asked
  • the definition of extra
  • sprawls across the floor dramatically only to ask “yo have u seen my teddy bear”
  • one time he got scolded by his teacher for scaring a classmate but really it was just because his aura is just like that and u best believe u roasted that teacher the next day 
  • when y’all walk in public and he sees a doggo he starts vibrating and poking u without taking his eyes off the dog 
    • “y/n-”
    • “give me a sec woojin i have to help sungwoon”
    • “y/n-”
    • “woojin just-”
    • “Y/N THERE’S A DOGGO”
  • eats angrily like the food hurt his family or smth 
  • drinks angrily too 
  • can probably down a caprisun in 0.001 seconds 
  • pretends not to like the kitty but you’ve caught him cuddling it and he begged u not to tell
  • says well known sayings wrong but no one wants to correct him
  • says the most ridiculous things with the straightest face
    • “y/n if i eat this old cracker do u think i’ll get superpowers”
    • “y/n daniel said that if i run really fast into the wall i’ll get superspeed do u think i should try it”

guanlin

  • THE SHYEST BABY
  • instead of holding onto your hand he’ll hold onto your shirt and let u drag him everywhere 
  • bites his nails when he’s nervous
  • so like all the time
  • istg this boi probably thinks aliens are out to get him
  • before nap time u always have to reassure him that no, aliens indeed are not going to abduct him in his sleep
  • if yall run out of banana milk be sure to catch urselves at guanlin’s funeral bc he’ll cry so hard he turns into a prune
  • THE ACTUAL SWEETEST BABY
  • for school he had an assignment where he had to draw a picture of someone he admired and one day he plopped down in front of u and was like “y/n can i draw u for school !!” and uR HEART JUST COLLAPSED
  • smol laughs that make his brothers go “!!! OH MY GOD HE’S A L I V E”
  • gives u all the spiciest™️ tea
    • “hey y/n,,,, did u hear,,,,,,,,,,,”
    • “hear what?”
    • “jisung broke mom’s vase but :|||| u didnt hear it from me,,,,,,,,”
  • snitches get stitches but not guanlin bc no one ever suspects guanlin
  • has 2 help his bros reach tol shelves for the good™️ candy
  • gets to sit in big bro jinyoung’s lap even tho like,,,,,,, jinyoung cant see anything except guanlin’s back
  • he’s the only kid out of everyone that thinks logically but is so easily persuaded because he’s smol and looks up to his big bros a lot :(((
    • “GUANLIN LET’S JUMP OFF THE COUCH AND FLY”
    • “jihoon, i dont think that’s possible-”
    • “SUPERMAN CAN FLY WHY CAN’T WE”
    • “,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OK LET’S DO IT”
  • he probably has a crush on u let’s be real
    • fights jihoon 4 ur love but very subtly 
    • probably picked u a flower for valentine’s day 
  • confused most of the time
    • doesnt know what’s going on but gummy smiles nervously
  • he has a closet full of hats with those plastic propellers on top u know what i’m talking abt

minhyun

  • asks u to listen to him sing oH MY GOSH
  • when you guys go the park he always asks u to make a flower crown for him out of flowers he’s picked
  • one time he made a paper crown 4 u and was all like: “bc ur such a princess and princesses deserve crowns”
  • fights jisung for the mom position
  • acts like he hates when u hug him but secretly screams inside and explodes
  • complains when sungwoon holds his hand but never lets him go
  • loves helping u in the kitchen when u make them snacks !!!! does anything he can with his tiny lil hands 2 help !!!!!
  • most likely just grabs as many ingredients as he can and brings them to u
  • KEEPS BANDAIDS IN HIS POCKETS AT ALL TIMES JUST IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS ONE
  • enforces the ‘buddy system’ more than u do tbh
  • loves pokemon more than he loves his brothers 
    • hisses at u if u disrupt his pokemon catching session 
  • makes signs for his brothers when they have competitions or smth and screams the loudest 4 them
  • gets roasted often 
  • goes into (。・_・。) mode when left alone
  • please don’t leave him alone
  • actually the clingiest being alive, has to hold your hand until he falls asleep or else he’ll die
  • nags his bros to clean up 4 themselves and gets roasted >:(((
  • one time u took the kids to an amusement park (big mistake btw) and minhyun had to get a pic with every mascot and hug the life out of them 
  • just wants 2 have a good day and not be attacked™️ by his family
  • remembers everything u tell him which is a gift and a curse
    • he buys ur favourite snacks when he’s at the grocery store with his parents :’))
    • but he also remembers the time u promised to take them out to eat after u forgot him at the park
    • never forgets never forgives

jinyoung

  • has a biting issue 
    • bites people when he’s nervous 
    • or just for fun
    • one time u caught him biting jihoon and jihoon just looked u dead in the eye and said “this is normal”
  • really shy, pls praise him
  • just tell him he’s a smart boi or that his singing voice is nice and he’ll be happy for the next year
  • LOOKS UP 2 U A LOT BC U ALWAYS HELP HIM WITH HOMEWORK
  • unsure abt everything don’t ask him what ice cream flavour he wants, just get him what jihoon gets
  • always trails behind jihoon like a lil puppy
  • almost trips over their cat 28 times a day
  • questions if he really exists and if anything matters and makes u go “woah dude ur like 2”
  • nibbles on his food instead of properly eating it
  • he’s like the kids in horror movies that stare off behind you like something’s about to attack u
    • but really he just stared at the wall behind you for so long his vision blurred and he thought that was cool smh
  • convinces u to give him extra food during snack time just by smiling at u
  • is the referee for daniel vs seungwoo battles, has a whistle and everything 
    • jinyoung: *blows whistle*
    • ogniel: ??? what’s up yo
    • jinyoung: daniel wouldnt share his ice cream with me the other day so seungwoo automatically wins good job hyung (✿◠‿◠)
  • people think he’s really nice but in reality he’s too shy to say no akshakjs
  • classmate: can i have ur milk
    • jinyoung: *nervously sweats* uh,,,,
    • woojin: NO U CANNOT HAVE HIS MILK LEAVE HIM ALONE
  • everybody is apart of the protect jinyoung club™

sungwoon

  • easily excited 
  • show him something new and watch him screech
  • gets jealous easily and gets all >:/// 
  • sharing ?? what’s that sorry not in sungwoon’s vocabulary 
  • one time he mumbled “it’s high noon” in his sleep and u highkey considered quitting the job
  • cries the hardest when an animal dies in a movie 
  • has a sad face as his resting face so ur always concerned 
    • “sungwoon are u ok ??”
    • “ya i’m just thinking abt what we’re having for dinner tonight :))”
    • “,,,,,,,,”
  • sings his words 
    • says it’s for ‘vocal practice’
  • eats anything u give to him
  • fell in love with u on your first day when u gave them all brownies
  • demands 2 be carried so now u have to worry abt daehwi AND sungwoon falling off ur back/out of ur arms
  • eats everything with a fork
  • like he probably eats pizza with a fork
  • has a fidget spinner, u can’t look him in the eye when he has it with him
  • can always be found with his face smushed up against someone’s shoulder
  • wears bucket hats 
  • i’m just putting that out there 
  • whenever u babysit you either never see him at all or he’s always in your sight
  • hides in the same exact place every time y'all play hide and seek and he wonders how he’s always caught first 
  • u can always tell when he’s tired when he walks into a wall bc his eyes were half-closed

wanna one (as a whole)

  • their parents told them they were really musically gifted and that they all liked singing and rapping and stuff like that so u expected them to always be doing so
  • but no
  • all they do is scream and do girl group dance moves around the house
  • daehwi and jisung have fights over who does the moves better
    • “hyung they don’t dance like that!”
    • “yes they do!”
    • “no ur ugly!”
    • “UR UGLY”
  • daily dance offs to fight for who gets what 
    • “I WANT THE MILK U GOT IT LAST TIME”
    • “DANCE BATTLE ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW U- U- JERK !!”
    • “:OOOOO”
  • guanlin just sits down next to u with banana milk and watches the entire fiesta unfold
  • when yall go to the playground u best believe theyre all gonna ask u to push them on the swings
  • except jihoon and jinyoung who attempt to fucking climb the tallest slide from the side bars
  • u run out of money immediately when the ice cream truck comes
  • they all buy the most expensive things but u cant resist them bc theyre just so cute
  • the younger ones always ask u to read them bedtime stories im :’))
  • all of them try to play with your hair at the same time and i dont know abt u but i dont think having 11 kids trying to braid ur hair is a good idea??
  • THEYRE ALL SO SHADY WITH EACH OTHER
  • when it’s ur birthday they INSIST that they bake smth for u
    • which ends in all the eggs being broken and the cat covered in cake batter 
    • but it’s the effort that counts :’)))
    • in the end they settle for banana milk and a cookie that they had to ask guanlin to get bc it was on the top shelf
  • all these kids are art hoes
    • asks if they can stay at the park a lil longer so they can see the sunset dsfvhsbjh
  • uncalled forehead/wrist flicking that end in battles to the death 
  • constant sibling rivalry BUT in the end, they all love each other to death and will always have each other’s backs ಥ⌣ಥ
In Which Johnny Tries to Talk to Max, But Then Panics Because of His Crush on Him

EDIT: ive put this on AO3 (FINALLY)

Johnny was on a mission, he was going to talk to the mvp about just who Johnny was. And Max was going to accept that this was the Johnny to Johnny, he wasnt going to stop being this Johnny and start be someone who wasnt Johnny anymore just to impress max. No, if this was going to work, if Johnny was going have Max respect him and junk too, it had to be because he was true to HIS heart, just like he true to his True Hearts Foreverboys.

So Johnny ran through the school, searching for max. He was determined to tell him exactly what he was thinking and how he was feeling. he wasnt going to back down from this, hes Johnny, the roughest, toughest, BUFFEST kid in the school!!! The thought of Max not like Johnny for how Johnny he is doesnt scare him!!!! He aint scared of nothing!!!! Hes JOHNNY JHONNY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! And just when Johnnys hunt for the boy he junks seemed fruitless, he turned the corner and saw max, the currently-not-levitating boy, searching through his locker.

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nct dream as [my] teachers
  • mark: music teacher that everyone makes fun of but talented af
  • renjun: strict teacher that always silences the class as soon as he enters [really cool(?) once you're out of the classroom]once treated me and my friends to kfc
  • jeno: my computer teacher that is pretty much friends with everyone but is a massive pushover
  • donghyuck: the only teacher that swears during lectures. funny but really scary when angered. also very sarcastic when a student talks back. but his students get sort of decent grades
  • jaemin: says he won't accept late submissions. gave my portfolio a 90 even if i passed it 2 weeks late [this is real y'all]
  • chenle: my short af english teacher that is so squishy
  • jisung: assistant teacher that the students thought was the actual teacher. they literally followed him around the whole time. manages to get a job as an actual teacher in the same school. those students became his advisory class lmao

anonymous asked:

MX reaction to their s/o is the famous utuber please ?? :3 Love ur blog ❤❤❤

THANKS LOVE YA TOO <3<3<3

-Xiro

GIFs aren’t mine~

Originally posted by garisanee

SHOWNU

Hyunwoo would be very supportive of your job, but he’d be super confused by it as well. He’d probably ask you a lot of questions, asking things like how’d you come up with your content, what you do on a day to day basis, etc. Even if you explained to him a thousand times, he would still not quite wrap his head around it.

“Oh okay, I sorta get it now…”

“Do you actually?”

“…Uhm yeah…”

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

WONHO

Hoseok would probably steal your camera and would go vlogging around and would post it on your channel as “Boyfriend Goes Vlogging Adventures”. At first you scolded him for it, but as time went on and how often he did the same thing, you’ve decided to let it be a weekly series on your channel, which your subcribers really enjoy.

“Hello it’s Wonho here and I’m–”

“Hoseok what are you doing?”

“I’m filming here, can’t you tell?”

Originally posted by wonhobe

MINHYUK

Minhyuk loves popping in and out of your videos at the most random times. You weren’t really bothered by it since it made your videos a lot more fun and your viewers seem to like it a lot. he’d probably pop up whilst your doing something that requires full attention as well, which annoyed you so you’d kick him in the but to leave your studio. But that wouldn’t stop him anytime soon, of course.

“Ya! I was so close to finishing this up but you distracted me!”

*giggles* “Oops! My bad~”

“bOI GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE BEFORE I WHACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU”

“hehehehe”

Originally posted by kihqun

KIHYUN

When he first found out about this, he’d definitely be really interested in your occupation. Kihyun would be helping you out a lot, setting up your camera and would probably be the one filming as well, especially if you’re filming outside. He’s super supportive of you and he wants you to know it very clearly, since you were a little embarrassed about it at first.

“Move to the right a bit Y/N. The exposure was bad there.”

“Like this?”

“Yup. That’s good, jagi.”

Originally posted by yixseok

HYUNGWON

Hyungwon wouldn’t really want to bother you with whatever you’re filming, so he’d just sit quietly and observe whatever it is you were up to, a small smile on his face. After you were done, this squishy boy would shyly ask what you were filming on.

“So, what’s the video going to be about?”

“Just some cool life hacks I came up with^^”

Originally posted by gihyeoni

JOOHEON

Your viewers would go ballistic every time swaggy Jooheon comes in. The comments section would be flooded with video requests of just the two of you. You honestly didn’t mind it and neither did he, so you got him to record a scary gameplay with you, which changed your whole viewers’ perspective on this boy. Regardless of that, they still love him though, especially since his reversal charms captured their hearts even more.

“Yo wassup it’s your boy Joohoney~”

Originally posted by gifsmonstax

I.M

He would be in almost all of your videos since you’ve started dating, since you both enjoyed sharing your weird personalities to the world. You honestly felt more comfortable filming with him around, and he’s definitely having fun fooling around with you. Changkyun would think that you being a youtuber is honestly one of the best things he loves about your.

“OMFG CHANGKYUN DID YOU JUST STICK A PEN IN YOUR NOSE?”

“PFFT WHAT? NOO”


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anonymous asked:

Do you think we'll see Dean and Jody discuss Cas? Does Jody even know Cas exists? They told her s8 angels exits and she was claire but still i thibk textually they never mentioned his name around her? Im guessing they are gonna discuss Deans feeling about Mary since Jody knew her but Cas?

I don’t know, which I know I say to like basically all questions about speculation but this one is something I don’t really have a clue about and I’m not even sitting on my thumbs pretending not to have an opinion because I’d rather not say anything on the record until I know I’m right or not… I really, genuinely, to the best of my ability to sound it all out and guess from the available information, don’t know :P 

It depends how they handle Cas being gone overall, whether Dean’s openly, loudly mourning him all the time every episode constantly, which is a detail where I’d only be able to offer you a confident speculation on the eve of this episode anyway after seeing the first 2. If Dean goes stoic and jaw-twitchy but quiet about it then probably not but that’s just like… super obvious and short term.

In the mean time, please assume the tin foil hat position you’d take to listen to a conversation that sounds like this:

There’s quite a lot to pack in with meeting Patience, and getting our guys some good face to face time with Jody for any emotional support they need to sponge off her. Sam doesn’t seem to be around so he may be off with Jack, but if he wasn’t, he’d probably want to learn how to be a mom to him from Jody, for all we know :P Thematically it might sort of be that way anyhow - if Patience doesn’t come in direct contact with Sam it seems ridiculously unlikely she’s not going to be thematically connected to him and therefore Jack through an extremely easy join the dots between 13x03 and 1x09. (Sam already kinda went one round with this sort of thing in 12x04 so in a way he’s got his booster shot of dealing with it directly so it can just be storytelling mirrors for him :P)

Certainly Jody is more connected to Mary symbolically and in general the Wayward Sisters stuff has been more about parenting and those dynamics recently, with 11x12 looking at how Jody copes and teasing us with hindsight for Mary’s return with Dean talking to her about wishing his mom had been around, and in 12x06 and 12x22 she and Mary sort of bounce off each other as moms directly in a continuation of that - in 12x16 she’s not around except on the other end of phonecalls but Dean’s carrying on parenting Claire as a hunter a lil bit. 

Of all of those, 11x12 was the only one to make a nod to Cas with Claire holding grumpy cat in one of her scenes, but the show has decided to treat him a lot as just the inciting incident to get her onto the road hunting by dragging her into the life, while Dean does the thing he does around feisty wayward teenagers, and probably was mostly responsible for switching Claire’s amateur detective attempt onto a hunting thing in 10x20. I don’t want to make Claire cringe but I think she thought he was actually kinda cool and inspired her or something, because she had not had any interest in the supernatural side of things before that episode… 

Despite all her connections to Cas I think Dean sort of birthed hunter!Claire, so the story sort of wanders that direction and leaves Cas behind because he’s more like Azazel in Claire’s story than anything, even if a very sad soft squishy Azazel who gave her a stuffed toy for her birthday :P Still they played it like her forgiving and hugging Cas was about the same as Dean finally getting to shoot Azazel, in both case freeing them to go do their job with the angsty backstory resolved…

In any case, I think Cas is probably an emergency contact Jody has for Claire-related stuff, although whether they told her to or not, she’d probably always call Sam and Dean first because she knows and understands them (and has met them), and I think the story is asking us to believe that with this symbolism of Claire getting past what Cas did to her family, she’s in a new stage of life he’s not a part of in the same way even if she does cling onto grumpy cat, and Cas is still family to people who consider Jody as family, who she considers family. Sort of shunting him from awkward dad no. 3 of 4 as per 10x20′s recap and symbolism to a weird uncle or something. (Although if Jody has mom symbolism to both Claire and Dean, that makes them siblings and Cas her brother in law… this found family stuff is really difficult :P)

So there’s all that shaping my expectations - Claire’s not in the episode and she’s our connection between Cas and Jody. Previous episodes have made it clear that Sam and Dean really hate calling even beloved friends with their shit and don’t tell Jody alarmingly huge things like that Mary came back from death. She’s been offering a shoulder to Dean personally while he’s been going through all his stuff, and in 9x08 I think Sam did open up to Jody more than Dean even when they were all in the same room, never mind in that and 7x12 they got split up from Dean and actually bonded (And I think this is also a quote from Kim Rhodes but also just something fairly obvious, that because Sam was the one connected to her more in her intro episode and ended up shooting her zombie son for her, they’ve always had a closer emotional bond via shared trauma). 

I don’t think it’s showing that Sam and Jody aren’t as close now to have her switch focus to Dean but that Jody is determined to get Dean to open up to her *too*. In 12x06 they have really different attitudes about her when Sam makes the comment about Dean’s “animated Japanese erotica” which show how they’ve grown in different directions with Jody. So I think Sam’s closeness to her is fairly accepted fact and now Dean’s the tough nut to crack for her :P Anyway she’s made the offer two or three times now that she’s there to talk if Dean in particular needs her (definitely 10x08 and 12x06… Can’t remember if she said as much in 11x12 although they did also have an actual personal conversation in that episode, so one point to Jody there). I think 12x06 made it clear there’s still an owed conversation of greater than that opening up and spilling the beans on what’s making him emo right now, so there’s that.

And Cas and Mary have been connected all through season 12, in their arcs, in the subtext, in basically everything, and Dean textually named that in 12x22 that in the start of the season he’d “got Cas back, got Mom back” and in 12x23 of course he loses both, again, in a highly inter-connected way, and so again they’re going to be parallel lines to him, though again I think showing how he feels differently about one and the other and hopefully we get to unpack what those individual losses mean by the way of having both at once (and Crowley, who often in these cases is included to put a finger on the scale :P). 

One of the things confusing me right now is of last night’s behind the scenes set peeking which revealed a Turducken Slammer relaunch from the ever-hopeful Biggerson’s, which is not letting frequent murder and mayhem and dodgy meat recalls on its premises stop it from trying. Even if it’s as overall irrelevant to the story in the sense of being mentioned or actually explored as the Mystery Spot sign in 12x01, it’s still telling us something and making connections. I mean yeah it can just be worldbuilding continuity but it’s always picked for a reason and they know what all these signs mean and how to connect them, which is why we have the beer language for example. 

And Jody is pretty deeply connected to season 7 and Dean’s arc. And this connection was obliquely referenced in 12x06 in that moment I already mentioned, where Sam outs Dean’s porn habits to Jody. It was a nod from Yockey that he’d watched past Jody episodes because in every way it was a season 12 style rehash of Sam’s “strictly into Dick” comment, which was from a Jody episode. And… look, maybe this is the best way to explain how I felt the season 12 references were kind of out of this world in their scope and intelligence :P 

For starters, that comment was not just a run of the mill Dick joke, that was a Robbie level Dick joke, which collected up a hilarious character thing for Sam (his fucked up moment when he should have made the barb, his determination to hang onto the Best Zinger Of His Life until Dean next gave him an opportunity and bless Sam’s cotton socks he delivered it like a pro :P) and Dean’s spiralling obsession with Dick as a Dick or Anime thing. Dean’s anime-watching was from 7x01, when he was waiting for Godstiel to blow up the planet in despair, and was at just about the lowest point we’ve ever seen him. In 7x02 Bobby gives him the “You just lost your best friend” pep talk, which is a role of comforting parental figure Dean then went and lost that season when Bobby died. And in the end of 7x02 Dean reveals how Not Fine he is to Bobby’s answerphone, which is important that it’s never commented on again but I think affects how Bobby treats him and in the subtext of 7x09 you have to know all that happened. 

In 7x09 Bobby’s on his farewell tour of comforting advice to his adopted sons, in the last great set of retconning episodes to embed him permanently into their backstory as having always been there for them, to make it hurt juuust that much more than it already does. Towards the end of the episode he has another talk with Dean that mirrors advice Dean will get from Frank and Ness in 7x11 and 7x12, and *that* is opened up by Dean getting drugged by the turducken slammer and going on about how he doesn’t care about how he doesn’t care, and that he feels great for the first time since Cas and the black goo. Like, wow, his depression and hurt and betrayal didn’t go anywhere just because he said he was fine, who knew :P 

And that’s the backstory to Dean’s obsession over killing Dick, who has taken everything from him by this point in season 7, told through the medium of anime and sandwiches and somehow always ending up about Cas and Dean’s feelings for him. The anime was an attempt to not care and not think about it that the slammer actually inflicted on Dean, and was used to get Dean to tell us how he really felt. By 7x12 it’s a joke for Sam to make implying Dean’s into lowercase dick, with one of those false binaries the show loves making. And like in season 13 Dean’s lost a love interest and a parental figure, and now things are really blurry about which one hurts more in this short run of episodes before they both reappear in the narrative and make it confusing. 7x11 makes the hurt most about Bobby. 7x12 subtextually tells us rather a lot about Cas, especially by making a Bobby figure to contrast in the background with the lady in the shop who literally calls Dean an idjit at some point, I think, or some other Bobby-ism, to make it clear that Ness is definitely not standing in for that and all those Cas parallels are probably where it’s at while Dean fangirls over him :P 

And nope I’m not even done unpacking the Yockey Robbie Edlund turducken because of course JODY is all tied up in this completely. She’s incidentally in 7x02 as a useful local beloved character who can get menaced by Dr Sexy and let them know there’s leviathan nearby, and so she’s pretty embedded in the early Leviathan worldbuilding. Of course Edlund being Edlund, while the lil girl leviathan is channel surfing for ideas, there’s a Biggerson’s advert, I think the same one that plays in 7x03 or 7x22 about their pie salad bar (it’s like a salad bar, but pie!) and in the end she lands on wanting to be a Dr Sexy when she grows up. 

(Stop me when you think this might somehow subtextually be about Dean :P)

The Dr Sexy leviathan has an amusingly childlike view on being a surgeon as a result of forming its opinions on that job while being a little girl, and apparently not listening to the memories of the poor guy it ate except to get a frightening knowledge of anatomy. It very much acts the part of being a doctor on TV who can just wheel patients off to perform unnecessary surgery, as per the malpractice of our favourite sexy doctor on TV - and there’s a thing to contemplate about “I’m not a doctor, I just play one one TV” but that’s digressing :P But it goes and menaces Jody and Bobby goes and saves her, and Robbie brings her back 2 more times in season 7, once in 7x06 to thank Bobby for saving her, and to link them romantically so she can even more handily take over the parental role by being romantically linked to their adopted father, which is just a sort of easy association to help. And in 7x12 of course she’s just there and helping and mourning Bobby a lil bit with Sam (since Dean was the one in the focus for mourning Bobby in 7x11), drinking his dubiously won scotch from 11x16 (… Rufus didn’t have to let him have that one, Bobby WAS insisting it was a ghost :P I think he just wanted Bobby to have a win after seeing how down he was.) But that IS a Jody episode so it would have been on Yockey’s list for homework for 12x06 and it contained the anime/Dick thing. 

And, if he’d watched the deleted scene, at the end of the episode Dean makes it clear that he’s not sitting alone in the dark watching anime, he is strictly into Dick, and goes and reads an article on Dick “erecting” a tower.

(I hope it is clear how much I love the Dick references in season 7 by now and I’m not sorry, they started it :P)

So yeah. Jody is already intrinsically linked into a ridiculous chunk of the Dean/Cas subtext from season 7, the absolute wild nonsense that Edlund and Robbie were messing around with with pie and turducken and Dr Sexy and anime and Dick, to create the absolutely most ridiculous, like… no one part of it on its own in isolation doesn’t make you cry laughing, bit of storytelling (that, of course, added up into a full picture, just makes you cry a lot in earnest for poor Dean right then).

To me this is the picture of Dean mourning Cas in season 7, and the unique elements to season 7 are the anime (already referenced in season 12 just as an aside and I don’t think as anything more than a witty reference to past canon except that Dean was “kinda bummed” about Cas being gone (and don’t worry, I’m getting to Berens :P)) and the turducken, and Jody as one of the key characters wandering through all this picking up the emotional baton from Bobby, which she has been attempting to use on them ever since season 9, when they got back in contact with her after neglecting her all of season 8. 

(And, oh gosh, I stared out the window to try and collect my thoughts for the next paragraph and washed up on thinking about Sam going and crashing out on Jody over the Dean in Purgatory period instead of hitting a dog and ending up with Amelia, like Dean with Lisa except by the time Dean gets back Sam’s probably been whipped into shape and is wandering around Sioux Falls in a deputy uniform…)

Anyway yeah, to go back to 13x03 finally… If the Turducken sign isn’t portentous of anything, I’m still seeing the Gas n Sip sign, in the maroon colours rather than blue one, but still, in a Berens episode. And if you can’t get mourning Cas in season 7 via Jody and a turducken related things to stick, you can totally shortcut through the fairly simple steps of Berens + Gas n Sip = 9x06 and assume whatever personal feelings stuff Dean and Jody talk about, this is a great way to cram Cas into the background via the enormous glowing yellow sun that has come to represent him. (And, of course, it was Berens who had the “morning, Sunshine” line for us in 12x03.)

So I think the set stuff and character stuff all have some fairly good slap to the back of the head things for Dean to maybe open up to Jody or at the very least for whatever he says to her to be heavily subtextually about Cas even if Jody asks about Mary. Because Dean’s wearing weirdly Cas-coded clothes, and Jody is wearing the family unity red n blue plaid colours. The maroon Gas n Sip seems to be more about family and even Wayward Sisters, since it was prominently used behind Claire in 12x16 and maroon has been a lot about family because of the infamous red hoodie that Kevin, Charlie and Cas all wore, and that Mary was put in maroon within an episode of getting back (and Chuck tried to cash in on it in 11x21 to make himself look harmless and cute and relatable in the same hoodie). But even in 12x16 having the Gas n Sip sun looking over Claire, with her connections to Cas, made it seem like he was watching over her too. The colours change the meaning in some ways but the overall message is the same. I think in 13x03 we have to remember it’s also going to be about the Wayward Sisters so whether Jody and Dean are having a personal conversation or not, the sun might be about Cas but the overall thing might be a more neutral family building thing for the main arc stuff. If it was a blue Gas n Sip I’d immediately think it was all about Cas and oozing tragic subtext *everywhere* and completely unavoidably.

(it might also just be that they’re maroon because Biggerson’s are and maybe there’s some sort of corporate alliance of Gas n Sips connected to Biggerson’s, because, after all, Dick Roman ended up owning both franchises and by 7x23 you can see that both are involved in his masterplan, which is part of why I love so much Cas is then intimately connected to both later while still in a gloomy penance mood about the whole thing and everything he’s ever done since…)

… So to actually answer your question, I can see some really really convoluted reasons in the history of the show that if Dean and Jody have their big important “seriously how are you” talk in this exact location while hanging out and hugging in front of all these signs, that they might either not mention Cas at all because he’s not a part of the openly stated story going on between Dean and Jody and all this family stuff and Wayward Sisters and everything absorbed into the entire chunk of the show about parental relationships, of which Jody has been a part since 7x06 thanks to Robbie. Or it’s a part of the emotional backstory to Dean losing Cas which Edlund kicked into high gear in 7x02 while dibsing all the important Dean and Bobby conversations which shine a light on Dean’s loss and Cas, also dragging Jody into a ridiculous web of Dr Sexy and stuff that Robbie and then much much later Yockey were playing around with.

Either way,

BTS Reaction | Their “cool” s/o doing aegyo for the first time

Sure! Thank you for the request! ^-^


Jin: Jin would think it’s so cute. I think he’d be one of those members that would really like it if his s/o did aegyo or just generally acted in a cute way, but it wouldn’t bother him if you weren’t all that into it. So when you were dared to do it, he’d be pretty excited and happy to see you doing it. And he’d tell you how cute it was for the next few weeks.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Yoongi: To be honest, at first he’d cringe a little bit. Not because it was you doing it, but just because it was aegyo in general and Yoongi’s cringed before when the other members were doing it. But since usually refused to do it when asked because you were “too cool” for it, he’d probably end up teasing you about it for ages afterwards saying about how cute you were.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Hobi: Hoseok would actually love it. He does a lot of aegyo himself and is completely extra so he’d probably have tried to get you to do it before (which you would’ve refused to do). So when you finally did it he would end up doing his loud screaming in excitement (because he’d J-Hope), and he’d probably even join in with you when your dare was over to try and get you to do it again (which you wouldn’t).

Originally posted by poosi-entusiast

Namjoon: I think he would actually find it pretty cute. Although he’s usually shown as being the intelligent, and responsible (yet very clumsy), Namjoon can be really cute. So I think he’d just think you were adorable. He might not bug you to do it again like Hoseok, but he would definitely like it and find it just as cute if you did it again in the future.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin: He would find it cute, but his reaction wouldn’t be too over the top like Hobi. But one thing Jimin would do is tease you about it. Like other people, you’d probably tease him a lot about being so cute and squishy, so he’d end up doing the same to you as a joke since you usually tried to keep a cooler image. He would keep bringing it up and telling you how cute you were for a long time afterwards.

Originally posted by kths

Taehyung: Like Hobi, he’d just find it adorable. He’d love it and would definitely want you to do it again possibly even joining in (like JHope). Taehyung would probably even end up recording your aegyo just so he could run around showing other people so he could tease you if you ever tried to say you were “too cool for aegyo” ever again.

Originally posted by eatjin

Jungkook: A bit like Yoongi, he might cringe a little bit at first. When other members have done aegyo or acted cutely on shows they’ve been on, he’s cringed a little bit, so I think he probably would if you did it too. Then again, he’d still low-key find it pretty cute, and he would definitely keep bringing it up and teasing you about it for ages afterwards.

Originally posted by sugutie

Dating Jeno would be like...

  • Dating Jeno means taking naps in random places
  • With you snuggled on his lap, both of you on a couch somewhere
  • Mark is lowkey freaking out bc he cant find either of you aND WOW SUSPICIOUS
  • HE KNOWS YALL WONT DO ANYTHING 👀👀👀 BUT STILLL
  • then Renjun sends him a picture of both of you sleeping and Mark is just like
  • “…i suspected as much…”
  • Lots of handholding!!! All the time!!! He likes how your hand fits in his perfectly!!! So much!!!
  • Him buying you cute little necklaces or bracelets just because ^_^
  • Piggyback rides!!!
  • At first he goes waaay out of the way to do things bc he wants to impress you
  • And the rest of Dream is facepalming but tbh u find it adorable
  • he really really REALLY hates letting you down for anything and telling you he has to reschedule ur date bc practice is going overtime
  • like the one time u had been waiting for like an hour near tears bc wow u feel like crap
  • and suddenly you happen to look up to find him LITERALLY SPRINTING over
  • “im sorry im sorry imsroyy akjsjkdfsjkdfs” *practically collapses bc he just sprinted the whole way*
  • “??”
  • “practice went overtime iM SO SORRY” 
  • hes practically in tears himself and feels twice as bad as u do
  • “its okie ^^’”
  • he still feels absolutely horrible and takes the whole next day off to make it up to you
  • Going to the park in the evening just to chill
  • Yall sit on the swings and talk about everything and nothing
  • Then finally yall have to get up bc its getting late and Doyoung is freaking out bc he went to the dorm and you two werent there
  • And Jeno is stuck in the swing seat help
  • Texts you at two in the morning about literally nothing bc he misses you
  • ‘Babe im literally just down the hall why are you messaging me’
  • ‘I miss u 😞 ’
  • Cooking things in the kitchen which sometimes ends up with amazing food and sometimes not so much
  • There never fails to be a mess tho
  • Has all these cute nicknames for you but never uses them when everyone else is around bc he will be mercilessly teased by Haechan and Chenle
  • He lOVES holding u but not when everyone is around
  • See reason above
  • So skinship is mostly holding hands or an arm around u
  • Really really likes to lay his head in your lap!!!
  • loVES it when u run your fingers through his hair he melts into a puddle
  • Listening to music really loudly and jamming to it
  • E s k i m o  k i s s e s
  • going to an amusement park with the gang and splitting off so u two can have fun together and somehow getting hopelessly lost
  • “I thought you knew how to read this map???”
  • “…well, the thing is, I kinda just wanted to seem cool sooo…”
  • “ffs Lee Jeno >>”
  • “soRRY OKAY”
  • at least yall got to share a drink together and it was cute
  • taeyong wasn’t happy hIS CHILDREN ARE DISAPPEARING
  • in the rare downtime he plays his guitar and its so soothing bless
  • A squishy smol pls protect
first kiss with seventeen!! pt.2

this is the vocal unit version since someone requested it. this one is more scenario based i guess?? i didn’t even realise how i was writing it or that it was different until later omg but i really hope you all enjoy it. i now need to go sob into my pillow because of how soft vocal unit are and how emotional they make me.


jeonghan:

Your first kiss with Hannie would be the cutest!!! thing!!! ever!!! You’d be eating takeout together and feeding each other all that cutesy stuff but you’d be eating your food so fast though because you’re starving and you’d be shoving it in your mouth so fast and Jeonghan would keep telling you to eat slower and you’d apologise but after 10 seconds you’d just go right back to it and you’d eat up getting some sauce on the side of your mouth and Jeonghan would just shake his head and tut at you as he’d tell you how silly you are and to hold still and he’d wipe his finger along the sauce slowly and he’d stop as he notices your lips. He’d start to just stare at them, noticing the shape and colour of them and he’d softly bite his lip as he realises how badly he really wants you kiss you right now. You’d ask him what he’s doing and he’d just wipe the rest of the sauce off and lick it off his finger and then he’d kiss you so slowly and it would be so passionate and loving, even though it came from nowhere it would be quite a long one. You’d pull your lips away for a second to breathe only to reattach them again and then you’d pull away and just smile so sweetly at each other and go back to eating, this time you’d actually start eating slow as you just keep smiling and giggling at Hannie and he’d be giggling too and telling you that you’re so cute, that cute little giggle he does and wow as if you weren’t already so in love with each other already now you’re so much more in love it’s ridiculous.

jisoo:

Whilst Jisoo is definitely the most romantic boy ever and would take you out on heaps of extravagant dates, I can see the kiss happening in a more tone downed setting. It’s just you two sitting on the couch in the dorm and he’s playing his guitar and you’d just be leaning on your arm against the couch watching him, focusing on the strings as he plays a soothing melody. He’d turn to see you admiring him and as you what you were staring at, you’d blink as if you were coming out of a trance and smile and tell him that he just looks so beautiful right now and he’d smirk and go back to playing. Then you’d here a familiar melody as you realise it’s your favourite song and you’d gasp so excitedly and he’d smile so big at your reaction and keep playing and you’d watch so happily and sway and sing along as he just watched you in complete amazement thinking about how cute you are and then when he finished he just keep looking at you and you’d ask him how he knows that song and he’d say he learnt it because he remembered you telling him it was your favourite song (cheesy i know) and you’d cover your mouth and wiggle in excitement and tell him he’s so sweet and jump into his arms and wrap your legs and arms around him and hug him and nuzzle your head into his neck. You’d bring your face back to face his and just stare at him and smile and squish his face and tell him how cute he is and then you’d notice how cute his lips look all squished and puckered up and you’d give him a quick kiss and then you’d both giggle and you’d let go of his face and wrap your arms around his neck as you give him a proper kiss and god it would feel so good because his lips are so soft and plump and please help me i’m dying of softness.

jihoon:

This kiss would 100% happen when you’re both in the studio, basically it would be the cutest kiss ever. He’d be showing you all of his unreleased songs and you’d be loving all of them and he’d be loving watching your face as you listen to them and listening to you go ‘wow’ every 2 seconds. When they finish you’d tell him how amazing he is and he’d deny it and say he’s not that amazing and he’d blush and do that smile (you know that one when he’s embarrassed and flustered) and then you’d tell him that no, you think he really is so amazing and that these songs are so beautiful and then he’d it he’d just look into your eyes and smile so so cutely and say 'i think you’re beautiful’ and then you’d smile in a way that says omg you’re so cheesy and giggle a little. Your faces would be close together and then next thing you know you’re both leaning in even closer to each other without you even realising it or processing it until you feel his lips against yours and oh my god they’re so soft and it would only last for 2 seconds but it would feel like it lasted a lifetime and when you pull away jihoon would just widen his eyes and clear his throat and look back at his computer and you’d giggle and hold his free hand and he’d be acting cool when he’s actually screaming inside and he’d slowing intertwine his fingers with yours but he can’t look at you because he’ll turn bright red and he can’t let you see that he’s actually the most adorable squishy boy on the whole entire planet.

seokmin:

With Seokmin, I can see it happening whilst you’re doing something silly and just playing around like kids. He’d start tickling you and you’d scream and wriggle out of his grip and run away and it would just turn into this game with you running around and hiding and him trying to find you. You’d be hiding behind the bed or something and he’d sneak up behind you and try to run away but he’d pin you on the bed and you’d both be giggling and you’d be trying to wriggle away until he grabbed your face and kissed you, you’d be in so much shock that you can’t move. He’d pull away and see you laying there with your eyes wide and mouth open and would laugh and you’d pout and he’d just kiss you again and you’d give in and kiss back, grabbing his face. You’d pull away for a second to call him an asshole and he’d just laugh again and kiss you even deeper and it would just get so steamy and probably drift off onto more than just kissing if you catch my drift ;)

seungkwan:

Kwannie would be so funny oh my goodness, he’d be acting all cocky about it telling the boys that 'today’s gonna be the day i kiss her’. He’d put on so much deodorant, put like 5 breathe mints in his mouth and brush his teeth after the tiniest snack. Then when he actually sees you he’d cower, thinking 'oh god oh god oh god oh god what if i screw it up, what if i’m not even a good kisser, what if my breathe smells bad’ and his fake confidence will just crumble. He’d be acting so restless, wanting to kiss you so bad but just feeling held back by his worried and he’d be so frustrated by this because wtf he was so confident before and now that’s all gone. You’d both be cuddling but he’d be shaking his leg or twiddling his thumbs and you’d ask him what was wrong and he’d just blurt out 'CAN I KISS YOU?!’ and you’d look at him confused like 'kwannie… you don’t have to ask’ and he’d just sigh and frown with a quiet 'sorry…’ you’d shake your head and say 'silly kwannie’ and then lean in and give him the softest kiss ever and his eyes would be so wide but then he’d relax and realise that this is the most amazing feeling and he’d pull you close and kiss you back and wtf was he so worried about he’s the greatest kisser ever (this was so cute i’m sobbing onto my laptop)

Wake Up Call with a Side of Revenge, Please | Namjoon (m)

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Prompt: You decide that it’s your turn to have some fun and you want to get your revenge on Namjoon, but it doesn’t go exactly as you planned.

Warnings: daddy kink, mild asphyxiation


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BTS Reaction - Meeting You At A Fan Sign And It’s Love At First Sight

J-Hope - *He can’t contain himself and bombards you with so much aegyo when you let slip that he’s your bias, you die laughing* Hey cute ARMY! 


Rap Monster - *He gets really awkward and makes you laugh in a good way when he does something really weird and makes you laugh even more when he tells Jimin he ain’t no jams* shit….sorry…..ummm

Suga - *He grins at you, and while signing an album of yours he slips money into your album case and when you tell him he’s your bias, he can’t help but grin all day afterwards*

Jimin - *He makes sure he gets to see you after the fan signing and when he does, he is really cute and shy about it and after 5 minutes, he falls even more for you and that’s when you realized your being crushed on by an idol*

Jin - *He gets lost in your eyes and compliments you, making you blush and he smiles at you sweetly and shyly* You’re….really…pretty

Jungkook - *He’s shy around every girl and when it’s your turn, his heart flutters and he turns into a puddle of squishiness and shyness and tries to play off the acting cool card when you mention that he’s your ultimate bias* So…I’m your bias? that’s really cute, like you 

V - *Becomes full of cuteness and can’t stop giggling to himself, your beauty distracts him from everything and when you give him a voucher for his favourite food place, he holds your hands and kisses them* I love you, I really do, be mine?

~

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What’s Crackin’ — College!AU w/ Wanna One Hyungs

requested by anon!

genre: comedy??

purely random things I’ve had written down at 2 in the morning. im sorry


“Hey, what’s nine plus ten?”
“I will kimchi slap your face if you answer that question.”
“TwEnTy OnEeEEEE”


  • On a very bright and sunny day, you were walking around with your best friend with the same major, Jisung. Passing by the quad, you distinctly hear music playing and what sounds like someone screaming. Dragging Jisung with fORCE, you two went to check it out (Y/NNN, sROP DRAFGING MEEERE)
  • Reaching the quad you see a boy under a giant tree playing on his guitar ‘is hE DYING?? Why does he sound like a dying sEAL??’ once again, im sorry i love you, pls don’t hate mE
  • Let the skyf-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH-LL,
  • When it crumbles,
  • We will st-AAAHHH-nd t-AAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA-LLpls help me
  • “JISUNG MY EAR HURTS, WHY IS MY EAR HURTING??!?! WHY IS THAT BOY SCREECHING??”
  • “Oh! Wait, I forgot. I want to introduce you to my friends. C’mon, lEt’s go.”
  • TIME SKIP
  • “Yo, GeeGeeSung, you sure this is the right place?? Looks dangeRoUS.”
  • “Not sure, my friends picked this place.”
  • “You must have some sketchy friends then.”
  • Walking into the cafe, you noticed the inside looked way and i mean waaaayyyy better than the outside. Looking around in awe, you accidentally bumped into someone, thinking you’d fall over you prepared yourself. BUT someone caught you, oho. 
  • Just kidding, you did fall, but not backwards-
  • You fell forWARDS tbh me, looking up you see a guy with a cute face and three moles forming a constellation on his left cheek.
  • “HeY YOU, WHY DIDN’T YOU CATCH ME?!?11”
  • “Because I wanted you to fall for me, and it obviously worked. Seeing as you’re on the floor right now.” smirk smirk, wink wonk
  • Harrumphing, you walk away towards the cash register to order a cool drink to cool down. You see aNOTHER cute looking boy, ‘He looks so squishYYY’
  • “Hello! My name is–”
  • SQUISHY BEANyou did not just say that
  • “Squishy Bean, what can I do for you to- Wait, wha-” oh my god, you did.
  • “Hi! Sorry I was uh talking about the marshmallows behind you-”
  • “But there are no marshmallows behind me??”
  • “You know what, I’ll just take an iced lemonade, thanks. Here -hands him the money- keep the change.” you walk away so embarrassed.
  • You find Jisung, sitting with two other boys (one of them you bumped into a while ago), laughing at you at the table especially close to the cash register, ‘ah dang it, he heard everything.
  • “Okay! Let’s meet my friends, two of them are on their way here, but let’s just start!”
  • Right when he gets ready to speak, squishy appears with your iced lemonade, and your faces starts to burn (it) up again. Oh hey, guess what? Squishy is Jisung’s friend and his name is actually Sungwoon. He points at the other guy at the table and says he’s Minhyun. Then he points at the guy you bumped into, says his name is;
  • “CONSTELLATION MAN!!!11!”
  • “No, Y/N. No. His name is Seongwoo, nOT constellation man. Who would even have that kind of name??? hELLO???”
  • Just then two other guys appear, 
  • “IT’S PEACH AND SCREECH!!1!” im sorry i love you jaehwan jfjsd your voice is amazinG
  • …..insert awkward silence…..
  • “Who the heck is Peach and Screech??!? I’m Daniel and he’s Jaehwan, we’re Minhyun’s friends.”
  • Oh, ohh Daniel. “DAAAMNNN DANIELL!”
  • Minhyun speaks up for the first time, “Hey, Y/N. Do you like Wanna One or Wanna Two?” reference to Guanlin jfbjsskk
  • “Wait, wait. Why did you call me screech?!!??” screeches exclaims Jaehwan.
  • “Because you were screeching when I saw you at the quad???”
  • “I WAS SINGINGG?? WHAT-”
  • “Oh, ok suuree, ‘singing’.” Sounded more like a mating call to me
  • Ongniel decided it’d be fun to start acting like teenagers do; yk the
  • “WATCH ME WHIP, NOW WATCH ME NAE(NAY??) NAE”
  • Minhyun and Sungwoon didn’t agree to it. You found out Minhyun works at the library, maybe this is why he’s so quiet. And Sungwoon…he just doesn’t want to get fired man-
  • Jaehwan decides joining in with Ongniel was fun; they make Ongnielhwan - the beagles.
  • Jisung just non-stopped(?) chatted with Minhyun, Sungwoon escaping with the excuse of having to go back to work.
  • Minhyun getting tired left at the last straw;
  • Daniel: “Hey hey, Jaehwan”
  • Ong: “What’s nine plus ten?”
  • Minhyun: “If you guys say what I think you’re going to say, I will kimchi slap you so hard, you’d hate seeing, eating, and thinking about kimchi for the rest of your ding-dang liFEE.”
  • Jaehwan: “Uhh, nineteen??”
  • Ongniel: “No, its.. “TwENTy onEeEee.”
  • Minhyun slams his hands on his table; “THAT’S IT, I’M DONE.”You: Stop being a party pooper Emperor Hwang.”“YOU KNOW WHAT. CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAH.” and does his signature hip wiggle dance out the door.
  • im sorry i failed at making this funny

i wanted to try bullet point form and i tried too hard im sorry;;;

ahhhh, i didnt know how to be funny on text???

like this is just bullet points full of word vomit and the crazy thoughts that go through my head-

but anyways, i hope you like my cancerous humor;; ^^ ♡