Seventeen in a Group Chat
S.Coups: gets mad when someone swears. Always says “good morning” and “good night”. The one who keeps the conversation going. Partakes in roasting Seungkwan.
Jeonghan: sends lots of cat videos. Makes the boys compliment his selfies. Always has juicy gossip about everybody. Always talking shit. Xoxo Gossip Girl
Joshua: the one that always makes plans but one actually turns up. Complains about it through a fricken Word document. Lives for Jeonghan’s selfies.
Jun: accidentally sends nudes. Responds in 0.2 seconds or doesn’t respond at all. Has sO manY reCeiptS
Hoshi: constantly says he’s hungry. Always complaining about something. Hyperactive as heck. Sends incoherent sentences nobody understands.
Wonwoo: never replies. When he does, it’s to tell Mingyu to shut up because he’s trying to read. Says “fight me” a lot for a person who doesn’t like conflict. Doesn’t give a shit most of the time.
Secretly saves Jun’s nudes to blackmail him with later. Doesn’t bother reading the messages. No one notices him leave the group chat because Mingyu’s always sending 20 messages in a row.
DK: sends memes all the time. Nobody reads the 600 word paragraphs he sends. Spams. A lot. Has cute nicknames for everyone.
Mingyu: quadruple texts. CAPS LOCK. Spams the group chat when everyone’s asleep.
The8: doesn’t know what the heck is going on. Whenever he opens his phone he has like 452 unread messages. Basically a ghost.
Seungkwan: is always left on read. Has a sarcastic reply for evERYTHINGGG. Threatens to leave the chat because he keeps getting roasted. Ends up getting kicked out by Jeonghan before he can actually leave.
Vernon: takes 500 years to reply but when he does, it’s usually a “kk”. Shares really good memes. Nobody likes his jokes or puns.
Dino: only replies in emojis. Is never on the same topic as the others. Changes the chat name to “Dino is the best” and leaves.