he was off his face


There’s a great mammal in the ocean known as the 52-hertz whale. All year, he practices his love song for the female. Travels thousands of miles to find her. But when he finally gets the chance to serenade her, she doesn’t give him a call back. Why? His love ballad is sung at 52 hertz, a sonic signature one note higher than the lowest sound of a tuba. The average female hears at 10 to 15 hertz. So she never hears his song.


so I commissioned @astroboyillustration to draw Lance from my big ol’ fic The Lion’s Den and lemme tell ya they did a FANTASTIC JOB. I am so happy!!!! They even gave me the extra drawing on the bottom because they’re so nice like that <3 please go check them out and commission them too if you can!!


some things NEVER change

scars add up - rips pull at thread - three organizations … SAME ATTITUDE


Definitely hugely inspired by @segadores-y-soldados and @coelasquid. THANK YOU to both of you for your AMAZING ideas and for sharing them!

read the tags

Luna: “…But yes, he’s my boyfriend too”

Nyx: U dead


Peter Cushing + That sexy neck thing he always does after getting choked out


nº 1 Mark Lee’s fan: Kim Doyoung  ♡ (he has Mark’s poster above his bed)

Jeongguk seems to be in such a good mood!! He must be really happy and relieved to be finally graduating and leave school and fully concentrate on his career now :’) its a once in a lifetime thing so I hope he enjoys his graduation with a big smile on his face and leaves that place with only good memories ;; ♡


Hayyyy I made the bby a Twitter so like if you have an account feel free to follow him if you wantttt <3333


“You have Resting Bitch Face and I constantly worry that everyone secretly hates me so this is bound to be an interesting relationship..”

No I wont give him a chance

“Give him a chance’ I’ve read some of you say. 



Because he isn’t some fresh faced College student off to his first internship. He’s 70 something years old taking on the most crucial job in the United States, arguably most important job in the western hemisphere. He’s had a life time to prove himself. And he’s proven to us that he is a slime.