he was like woah o o

in light of recent events

here’s my great comet experience from 6/15/17
GREAT COMET NOTES (this is like a month after I saw it and I didn’t know it when I saw it so I prolly missed everything)

•the outside of the theatre before you go in looks like a war bunker there’s torn up posters and everything!!!
•we technically had the worst seats in the house and we got no interactions but it’s ok
•I think sumayya has our section but I’m not sure?
•no pierogis I was depressed
•they were playing korobeiniki it was lit
•gelsey was walking around pre show what a bean
•I forgot who came up to us for the safety announcement but whoever you are I love you!!
•"keep all things out of the aisles! bags, programs, children, i don’t know"
•"repeat offenders shall be sent to Siberia"
•THE FUCKING R A I D SIRENS TO START THE SHOW I HAD A HEART ATTACK
•you can’t rlly see pierre @ the beginning from my seats he’s blocked by the chandeliers
•speaking of lighting the lights on the end tables brighten and dim with the music it’s great
•during prologue everyone has a pose that’s usually “raise hand dramatically and take a shot” but dolokhov’s was fist pumping???
-azudi was in for nick and he was so good but very different from what I’ve seen of nick
-his voice lowkey reminds me of taye diggs tbh
•Josh’s pierre? Wow. you can see his facial expressions from the rear mezz legit
•the end aaaaaAAAAAAAAA at pierre? art
•grace McLean has SUCH stage presence
-she’s like lowkey mean to sonya????
•denee was a lil bit quiet but it was prolly a mic problem
•I forgot that sonya and natasha were cousins and proceeded to lowkey ship them for the majority of the show ngl
•ok bolkonsky is literally terrifying sorry guys
•people enjoy me though got laughs (he awkwardly stares at part of the banquettes it’s very weird i love it)
•the where are my glasses bit I almost had a fuckin panic attack
•also Paul pinto is bolkonskys servant here and it’s hilarious but also.
-when he’s singing he’s fuckin bent in half with like a serving tray in hand/on his back how does he do that
•like i feel u Mary your dad is legit SCARY
•"natasha is young… an WorthleSS and DUMB.“
•natasha and bolkonsky was lowkey funny tho
•HEllo. HEllo
•they grab chairs and sit around a table with some audience members and there’s an awkward 10 seconds of them shuffling around and making room for themselves
•CONSTRAAAAAAINED AND STRAAAAAINED
•says the mean old man in his underthings
•so I LOVE no one else!
•the fake snow!!!
•the light bulbs coming down to look like stars???!
-my entire aesthetic TBH
•the opera feels like a drug trip honestly
•THE OPERA THE OPERAAAAA
•Paul in a top hat(?)
•the opera singers
•just all of the opera
•the glitter falling down
•andrey(?) getting ‘killed’ and the way they do the ribbons. wow
•azudi has such prescense like damn
-like, wow. i was like. damn. he's… he’s fedya
•HELENE???? wow.
•helene and dolokhov arm in arm?more like helene and dolokhov tongue in mouth
•"no I am enjoying myself at home this evening” he says, sitting in the pit while reading a book
•ANATOLES ENTRANCE MMMMMMM FUCK
•like the comes in with the lights blaring, he lowkey looks like he’s been surrounded by paparazzi and he just snaps his fuckin head around by 90 degrees like “make sure to get my good angles oh wait they’re all good”
•like I love him but also me, a hardcore theatre person was pissed because WHO WALKS IN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE ACT
•also this boy literally checked himself out every time he passed a mirror. without fail.
•BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVOOOOOOOOOOOOAH !!
•natasha and anatole
•anatole fuckin peacocks up to the top of the stage where natasha is and leans against the balcony and very deliberately sticks out his ass
•the “you ought to come, please come"s are so adorable!!!! like wow Lucas despite being anatole the pompous asshole he doesn’t forget to remind people that anatole’s a child. he’s a literal child.
•the way denee says enraptured
•kiss me on the neck part is like OOOoooOoo
•on “give me this flower as a pledge” he takes Natasha’s flower from her hair and natasha gets a lil mad like ‘wtf did I say you cld do that”
•THE DUEL IS SO LIT
•anatole walks down to where Pierre is sitting and he looks so miffed
•there’s this little shoulder thing that Lucas does during “were off to the club!” And it is so adorable like again what I said about him being a child
•lend me fifty rubles?
•I don’t know if azudi did the weird nick choksi dance I didn’t check TBH
•the fuckin strobe lights wtf
•how do they move around
•there are light up shoes
•I don’t know if there was “oh yeah show me what you got girl” rip
•also during the really cool electric part right after the “feather in my hat” thing they did this awesome thing with the lights where they synced it up so that a spotlight hit for each note and idk how to explain it but they went along like little footsteps kinda?
•I believe josh downs a glass after “pouring several glasses.”
•I think dolokhov fills helenes drink but idk
•Paul pinto’s voice is so distorted during his part the duel bc the bass is So Much the entire theatre is Vibrating
•they advance slowly towards each other and when josh fires they both look so shocked
•pierre stands right at the barrier with his arms outstretched waiting for dolokhov to shoot him
•meanwhile dolokhov is only shooting with one arm bc his other arm is propping up the shooting arm which pierre just fucking shot
•the shot goes off
•there’s like 5 seconds of silence
•and then he just, looks up, pats himself over, and is just like “wait shit,,,, I’m ok????”
•anatole carries dolokhov off
•what can I say, it’s a Gift
•honestly what can I say about dust and ashes that hasn’t already been said
-like there is such a good energy build in that song dave malloy man what a genius
•the part with the mirror is lowkey adorable
-they do the candle thing. Natasha’s like “I see my face” and sonya just gives her a look like “you know that’s not what I meant”
•also correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t anatole stand so that natasha sees him in the mirror
•also grace just fuckin yelling “sUNDAY MORNING TIME FOR C H U R CH”
•CHARMING W O W
•Helene just walks in on natasha in her underwear and she’s like sup girl
•she swishes her dress so much it’s beautiful
•definitely got some Gay Vibes from that
•natasha starts to swish her dress too !!
•she then like epically changes into another dress
•Helene takes off Natasha’s necklace and replaces it with her own
•the transition from charming to the ball is effortless i love it
•I don’t remember much about the ball tbh
•except for:
-thinking “dang I’d go with him too if he spoke to me like that”
-the kiss!!!!!!! wow
-the silent but collective 'oh shit’ after it happened was real
-like you just feel everything natasha is feeling just through the music WOW
-the HARMONIES!!!
-the I WILL LOVE YOU ANATOOOOOOLEs wow I had a heart attack
-I’ll do anythiiing for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu


***INTERMISSION***

ACT 2:
•MORE RAID SIRENS JFC
•SO letters is legit such a bop
•(didn’t get a letter tho rip me)
•FOR I V E BEEN STUDYING THE CABAL (I think this is the park where he slaps the book and dust flies out but I’m not sure)
•A LETTER WHICH *I* COMPOSED
•A LOVE LETTER A LOVE LETTER A LOVE LETTER A LOVE LETTER
•nATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
•also when the chorus joins in for the “NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE"s the lights sync up w them so they brighten when it happens it’s so COOL
•I WILL COME AND STEAL YOU
AAY EAL
TEAL W ST
aWWWWAY S YOU A

UT OF THE D
YOU OU A A
A
A
ARK
•the way he did the “just say yes"s was really funny for some reason?
-he gets down on his knees or at least crouched down so he’s shorter then denee
-he looks up with the puppy dog eyes of a practiced privileged white kid
-just say yeeeeeeeeessssssssss
-*pauses and awaits for natasha to respond. she does not*
-just saaaaaay yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss
-*another pause. no response from natasha. audience laughs*

YEEEEEEEEEEEESS
-……… just saayyyyyyy
-when Natasha’s like "yes! yes!” Lucas dashed over to Helene hand he’s all smiley and he gives her fake punches like “!!! i did it!!!! i really did it!!!!!!”
•ps i love the irony of natasha and pierre and mary all saying “so alone in here” at the same time
•so sonya and natasha
•sonya, friend Protector extraordinaire
•Natasha’s “I HAAAAATE YOU SONYA"s were so convincing it hurt my heart
•Brittain legit started sobbing wow
•sonya alone
•oh my god
•OH MY GOD
•so as much as i love dust and ashes sonya alone is my absolute favorite solo
-she just stands alone on stage with a single lightbulb over her head
-and has this beautiful soliloquy
-i was crying. brittain was crying. everyone was crying
-the "and if i never sleep again” part is just so beautiful and heartbreaking ugh
•preparations was so good but it was like a lil bit weird to hear azudi bc he doesn’t sound At All like nick which isn’t a bad thing at all I’m just used to having a Very Clearly Midwestern 19th Century Russian Dolokhov™
•so in the beginning anatole comes up to pierre and he’s holding a bag and The Green Coat
•also shaving cream
-on the “lend me fifty rubles” Pierre gets out his wallet and takes out the money and holds it out for anatole to take and instead of taking the money anatole just takes his whole fuckin wallet
•azudi’s voice was just a lot more musical theatre-y i guess? idk
•but he still did amazing he did not miss a beat like Wow
•BALAGA
•sadly did not get a shaker rip
•but the whole theatre was so lit during this song
•the Green Coat in all its glory
•just as squishy and majestic in person
•Paul pintos energy was off the charts!!!!
•idk what happened with danatole ugh I wasn’t lookin
•they were all dancing it was so beautiful and chaotic
•when josh goes “wOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH” they pause for a few secs to catch their breath it’s real funny
•here's…… to……HAPPINESSFREEDOMANDLIFE
•anatole does these fun hand motions when the ensemble joins in for the next “WOAH OOAH
OOO O O OAH
O O
kinda like he’s conducting them
•The Abduction is possibly my new fav group number
•lucas’ wOAAAAAAAAAAAAH’ lasted forever oh geez
•THE VIOLIN HOLY SHIT GUYS
•he was finessing every man, woman, and nonbinary person in the fuckin room with that violin
•güd shit
•"smash your glasses on the floor” is the 19th century russian equivalent of “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”
•and then there’s a whole bunch of dancing
•and then The shut The door part
•i was a lil miffed bc you couldn’t see what he was doing to the person next to him from my seat but everyone laughed so /:
•azudi in the Abduction aka slay my life
•he looks legit so concerned for anatole
•but also he’s like take the cloak you stupid fuck
•i think he takes the cloak off of pearl but if not sure
•gelsey as the maidservant!!!!
•she fuckin slayed those high notes
•they were slewn
•MARYA MY GIRL JUST BURSTING IN LIKE HAH YOU THOUGHT BITCH
•in my house is a song of pure unfiltered RAGE
•props to grace because it’s very hard sometimes to like a character as aggressive as mama marya but she’s one of the best characters in the show honestly
•the part where the music which had been so chaotic and energetic for like half an hour almost starts to mellow out and marya does the whole “I covered her with two quilts” thing is the auditory version of a liminal space
•the last lyrics of in my house sung by natasha are pretty haunting not gonna lie
•I don’t remember anything from a call to pierre TBH except for marya tracking pierre down and all of pierre’s “whAAAt"s getting more and more loud and honestly that’s all I needed to remember
•also grace being terrifying but what’s new
•I feel like this is weird but I really love find anatole
•like Lucas and josh have a really fun chemistry I don’t know
•josh laps the entire stage "looking” for anatole
•he literally seizes Lucas by the collar and at the bash your head in line he picks up what I originally thought was a bottle but Is actually a bear paperweight and legit looks like he wants to murder him
•also at the part where it sounds like a computers breaking down that’s when natasha poisons herself
•i personally didn’t realize this bc i was too focused on Lucas ngl
•like he looks so terrified
•pierre rather unsubtly gestures to anatole’s crotch during the “besides your pleasure” bit
•when anatole goes “you could at least take back your words, eh?” pierre just. glares at him. he’s like “are you… are you fucking kidding me”
•"PETERSBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURG!“
•he held that note forever i swear
•there was a long bit of applause after that
•anatole’s exit is just as dramatic as his entrance honestly
•natasha very ill is just so… sobering? like it’s been nonstop energy and anger and panic and manic energy for like half and hour and then the whole thing just slows down
•I don’t remember much of pierre + andrey but people usually read it as andrey being sarcastic but he seemed genuinely worried about natasha to me i don’t know tho
•pierre and natasha just. wow
•denee comes in in her dressing gown and braided hair and she’s just stripped raw it’s so beautiful and impactful
•and the way denee leans on the handrails for support, she was just so so good w o w
•Josh’s "if i were not myself” monologue is done I believe as Natasha’s about to leave, then as he starts talking she just stops and listens and at the end you see her physically regain some of her innocence •and when she touches his face!!!!!!! wowwwww
•like when I see any musical, i didn’t pay much attention to the last song because oH NO THE SHOW IS ALMOST OVER WHAT NO IT CANT BE OVER
•josh has the voice of an angel wow
•the strings at the end are very anxiety inducing
•as they get higher and higher the comet glows brighter and brighter it’s really mesmerizing
•just. wow.
THE BOWS!!!!
•i love the bows music wow it’s so amazing
•there was a standing o
•also so much applause for lucas and denee and josh

STAGE DOOR
•i don’t remember half of the people that came out in sorry
•here’s what i do remember
-we came out of the wrong side of the theatre and had to fucking bolt to the other side
-josh canfield came out for sure he was so nice!
-azudi came out and he saw the great comet hat i just bought and he was jokingly like “no way i have one just like it!”
-2 girls in all purple clothing and wigs i don’t remember who they were im sorry
-gelsey came out i was crying a little bit!!!
-josh came out but he didn’t go down as far as i was (the barricades didn’t stretch that far rip)
-I had a full conversation to pearl rhein about how she looks like lulu @melchixr and she was like! “no way! my name is pearl and lulu in swahili means pearl!” she was so nice
-cathryn wake addressed my playbill to me she was so lovely wow
-lucas came out last and he was wearing a pastel green baseball cap i was living
-i asked him for a picture he was literally so nice?????? w o w
-so the line was stretching way back like past the barricades and paul god bless him was trying to exit out of the doors in the back like the one with denee’s face on it
-little did he know the line stretched back so far that the end of the line was just around said door
-he opened the door and accidentally fuckin decked the person standing in front of it
-he apologized profusely and just kinda scampered off god love him
-when i left i stopped for a sec and lucas was walking out and he patted me on the back i absolutely started crying
-side note: andy mientus was at the show and i didn’t know and when i got home and found out i was like “wHAT? DID HE GO BACKSTAGE? COULD I HAVE S E EN HIM IF I WAS CLOSER UP??”

in summary, great comet was the single most amazing and unique theatre experience I’ve ever had and i would do almost anything to get to experience again

IT’S JUST YIXING

♤ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY XIAO MIAN YANG YIXING 
♤ XING DAY
♤ MY YIXING’S BIRTHDAY
♤ S CR EAMIN G
♤ what has the world done to be blessed with this angel
♤ literal angel
♤ type of kid to stop walking, take his waterbottle, and water a public tree
♤ like “the tree’s thirsty” he’s holy
♤ also constantly helps the staff n crew like ily
♤ we should all be an yixing

Originally posted by ygyixing

♤ loves buttocks
♤ has a weird idea of greetings
♤ but since it’s yixing we’ll accept it
♤ he’s always looking spaced out which is v cute
♤ but sometimes u gotta wonder is he okay lol
♤ also scared of birds
♤ WOAH PLEASE NO
♤ P LEASE N O HUANG BO GE GE
♤ WO HEN PA CE (i’m so scared of birds :))
♤ p rec i o us

Originally posted by sjabe

♤ but lay is a different story
♤ b ad ass boy
♤ doesn’t give a shit
♤ DANCER 
♤ hip thrusts to no end
♤ which is slightly concerning
♤ likes to give sexy glares
♤ resting sad face
♤ either that or he’s tired probably the latter
♤ see twO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

Originally posted by smolsejun

♤ AIYOWEI
♤ to no end
♤ guys hint if anything goes wrong just aiyowei
♤ everything will be fine
♤ basically an exclamatory particle okay
♤ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY
♤ yixing is a tree
♤ TA XIAO WO !!! (he’s laughing at me!!)
♤ stop interrupting yixing’s singing gOD
♤ where can i order an yixing christmas tree?? no, i’m not asking for a “friend”

Originally posted by pinksuho

♤ LAYHAN ISN’T DEAD
♤ IT ISN’T DEAD
♤ THEY’RE SILLY BROTHERS
♤ SM FIGHT ME FOR YIXING’S FREEDOM TO BE FRIENDS W LUHAN
♤ OR ANYONE LET HIM LIVE THE WAY HE WANTS TO
♤ also to the agent who didn’t pay yixing’s tickets fUCK YOU
♤ also antis y’ALL BETTER LEAVE MY BOY ALONE WHAT HAS HE DONE
♤ honestly i will fight sm let my boy be a boy
♤ who’s half dumb bc he’s either tired or on too many drugs
♤ either way protect this sexy fluffy boy

Originally posted by yixingcanbeagif2

♤ xiao zhu stop harassing yixing on go fighting
♤ i feel like yixing on go fighting shows a whole cuter side of him
♤ cough cough a naked yixing
♤ triple cough cough cough an yixing taking a piss mm
♤ constantly looks so so so so cute and precious and his bros are the best
♤ except honglei stop stealing his gold okay i won’t forgive u yet
♤ also when he fell in the water and u could see his “koko bop” hahaha
♤ his hair on go fighting for some reason always looks cute
♤ yixing x go fighting = B IN GE
♤ someone save him

Originally posted by yakirei

♤ have i mentioned yixing’s vocals are
♤ just
♤ heavenly
♤ that’s an understatement but fight me
♤ how is he that gifted
♤ like little yixing singing is cute
♤ now yixing singing is cutER AH
♤ and his dancing is no JOKE MAN 
♤ DON’T THINK THIS IS A JOKE DUDE IT’S SERIOUS TOPIC
♤ YIXING IS LEGIT EVERYTHING NOT KIDDING

Originally posted by baekshitbyun

♤ every ship yixing is in is canon okay
♤ it’s just a fact at this point
♤ with all that butt touching how could you deny it
♤ like um ???????
♤ THERE’S NO DENYING
♤ THAT THE BOY
♤ IS ACTUALLY A 
♤ beautiful member of the numerous exo ships which date back to 2012.
♤ like look at the gif above how could you not believe me
♤ AN ANGEL

Originally posted by luharem

♤ what a silly boy
♤ cute lil child that just
♤ melts your heart
♤ constantly
♤ do you know how hard it is being an yixing stan
♤ INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT
♤ see us xingmi don’t just think of yixing but have many resources to stare
♤ such as go fighting which is literally the death of all yixing stans
♤ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR FOR SEASON 4
♤ fuck off i need to see yixing wet his pants again on a regular basis stfu

Originally posted by zhangyixings

♤ honestly this boy is my ult bias for a reason bc he’s just so silly
♤ and he’s so caring i wanna be as pure and loving as him help me
♤ like an actual inspiration i love him so much
♤ he had such a big impact on my life and i thank him for that :’)
♤ THIS LITTLE LAMB I SWEAR 
♤ he’s the sun literally
♤ sometimes he’s a bit silly (stupid) i know but still
♤ YOU CAN’T DENY THE LOVE FOR HIM
♤ EVERY EXO STAN HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR OUR LIL YIXING
♤ and if u don’t you haven’t noticed it yet

My Mom’s reaction to BTS performing at the AMAs

a/n: Basically I was showing my mom the video of BTS performing and this was her reaction to it.

My mom will be in bold and i’ll be in italics. :)


 Woah wait this is what you were freaking out over last night

…Yes mom.


Originally posted by bwichim

*during V’s part*

Woah woah they all look so good.  He looks cute

 Mom he’s half your age

I can dream okay. He’s way better looking than your father

MOm

What? It’s true *does a shrug*

Originally posted by bwichim

Woah woah woah how do they do that?

Do what?

The- *wiggles* the thingy

T-The what?

THE ARM WIGGLE GODDAMMIT STOP LAUGHING AT ME- *sees Ansel Elgort filming*woah he must like them a lot

Yeah they’re close friends

He’s one lucky son-of-a-bitch

*sighs* I know.

Originally posted by itsbangtanposts

*sees jungkook*

Awe he looks like a tiny bean :)

He’s like the same age as Mo(my brother)

…He’s a tiny bean :))) with some big thighs.

…I mean you aren’t wrong

*Performance ends*

Amazing, Beautiful, Phenomenal, we need to see them live.

But we have before-

*blink blink blink*…What? We have?

...Back in 2015 in SF

….o H THAT WAS THEM?? THEY LOOKED SO…SO…SMALL

M o M they tower over us. Even the shortest one, Jimin, is taller than you and I.

Well looks like you found your perfect match-

MOM YOU KNOW I LOVE SEOKJIN

…The..oldest,right?

Yes yes. 

…So you into older men like me-

MOM STOP IT.

Okay okay fine. But next time they’re close to us, Even if it’s in LA, we gonna go see them. because I NEED TO MEET THAT ONE WITH THE NICE DEEP VOICE HE’S AMAZING

You mean Taehyung?

Oooo even his name sounds amazing

What did you think of the performance?

Way better than anyone else out here? Like does anyone really dance anymore? I think the fuck not. 

Mom-

They were serving looks and moves I tell ya, Maria at work will love to see these boys once I tell her about them

Mother-

I swear to goodness if anyone hates on them i’ll be ready to box them out of existence

Mom can you get out of my room now please?

Oh yeah sure but remember don’t die from a heart attack from…uhm…world handsome dude.

Jin

Yes yes Jinnie boy…man…whichever he is.

-END-

a/n: My mother’s reaction to the AMAs performance. You’re welcome. she’s very extra like me.

anonymous asked:

ahhh i love your small aus so much!! i was in a super sad mood but the aus helped me cheer up!! ♡ may i request a small au for taeyong? tysm ♡♡♡♡

thank u!!! im sorry you’re in a bad mood, feel better quick!!!~~

  • tech support!taeyong 
  • wears his name tag around his neck with his id and on the back of it he keeps a photo of him and his sister because he’s a soft sweetheart 
  • and he is always really helpful and good at explaining
  • and everyone in the office hits on him because,,,,,like have you seen his face 
  • and it makes him super embarrassed 
  • so he’ll be like “you can switch the capable here or-” 
  • someone: you can switch my cables ;)
  • taeyong: “or-o - o r- o r,,,, o r,,,,,,,um,,,,,excuse me i need,,,to just ,,,, bathroom,,,,,excuse me,,,”
  • he’s basically an awkward mess ,,,, but it’s really adorable and he just wants to fix computers and fix bugs,,,,,let him live
  • and you keep calling tech support on your computer because, yes you admit it, taeyong is really sweet and has a face carved from stone and his voice is like,,,,,,woah he’s just The Whole Package
  • and did you “accidentally” spill all this soda on your keyboard. yes. you “accidentally” did
  • but with you taeyong,,,,secretly really likes helping you because unlike the other people who make him uncomfortable and are just straightforwardly flirting
  • you ask him about his day and if he’s had lunch and it’s nice to be treated like a normal person instead of just ogled at for his looks
  • and taeyong is fixing your keyboard, telling you about this museum he’s going to after work and you’re like !!!!! oh that’s my favorite one in the city their exhibit on egyptian art is my favorite!!!
  • and taeyong perks up and he’s like “i love it too! im a member there, so tickets are free for me on this day!!” and you’re like WOah im jealous
  • and he’s like “you can come with me,,,,,,,if you’re free,,,,”
  • and you’re like OH,,,,,woah,,,,,he never asks anyone from work to hangout omg
  • and you’re like i,,,id love to
  • and you two do it, meeting up to take the train and talking more and it’s totally a first date because when you come back to the office and taeyong shyly waves at you, biting back his lip as he walks past your desk
  • the whole office turns to you and is like: you lucky son of a gun 
Feminine Who? - Taehyung (BTS)

If I didn’t understand Jimin looking feminine then I really do not understand how someone sees Taehyung as “feminine”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

see what the fuck! how does he look feminine???? 2+2= 129182238???

Originally posted by taedamn

i swear some people are so blind..he is so sexy

Originally posted by qweentae

f e m i n i n e w h e r e m y d u d e ?

Originally posted by kpopkdramamemes

someone needs to get their MANZ

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

shsskjskdskjs feminine whooo?? wheree????

Originally posted by nanagyeomie

feminine how? seriously..how, explain to me how

Originally posted by thehouseofkpop

woah woah woah. are y’all seeing this? rude ass flirt?

Originally posted by girlmeetsyoongismixtape

FEMININE WHEN?? can someone scream it louder for the people in the back… FEMININE W H O?

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

well damn, slap my ass and call me sally..

Originally posted by junglecork

he’s not even trying and he looks like a greek G O D

Originally posted by marikit257

I just don’t understand..maybe some people just can’t see properly? maybe they have a semi scratched cornea? I don’t know anymore, but I really don’t see it

-Admin Lia

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I bought watercolours today and decided to try them out! Bill is my first victim ♥

anonymous asked:

How about the SDR2 guys reacting to their s/o dancing and singing to "candy store" from Heathers? I'm heathers trash rip :')

Anon, that is an excellent song I must say, I totally don’t listen to it like.. All the time along with Meant to be Yours >_>

For those who are not sure what the song is, here you go!

SDR2 Boys reacting to their S/O dancing and singing to Candy Store from Heathers

Hajime Hinata:

- It was just a normal afternoon, he was just lazily sitting on the sofa until you slid into the room

- “Are we gonna have a problem?”

Huh?

- “You got a bone to pick?”

What are you talking about? 

- “You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

What the f-

- “I’d normally slap your face off”

“S/O what are you on ab-”

“And everyone here could watch!”

“S/O we’re alone in here.”

-  You lean towards him

“But I’m feeling nice, here’s some advice, listen up biotch!”

You then do that dance move they do in the actual musical and that’s when he notices, you have earphones in

Is this that Goddamn musical again?

You point to him “I like!”

He sighs before pointing back to you and half mutters, half sings “Lookin’ hot, buyin’ stuff they cannot”

Kazuichi Soda:

- He’s in his workshop as usual but you just jump in with a “I like!”

- “Woah! H-”

- “Drinkin’ hard, maxin’ Dad’s credit card!”

Wait what? This took a sudden turn

“I like!”

Wait again?

“Skippin’ gym” You take out a picture of Saionji “Scaring her” You then point to Soda “Screwing him”

Uh? Thanks? Wait why are you singing and dancing?!

- “I like!”

He’s just kind of staring at you really confused

“Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!”

You then do a little kick and he quickly moves out of the way

- “Hey! S/O! St-”

- You point to him again “If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack (woah)”

Wait did you just offend him? What is happening?!

Nagito Komaeda:

- You’re hoovering the room whilst he’s just reading on the sofa

- You suddenly turn to him with the hoover

- “Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke” 

He closes his book and looks at you

- “In my Porsha with the quarterback!”

He instantly knows what you’re singing so he just smiles and sings a “Woah, woah, woah”

He then stands up and the two of you begin to dance together and take turns singing

- “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for?”

- “Welcome to my candy store!”

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore,”

And then together the two of you sing “Then step into my candy store!”

Nekomaru Nidai:

- He’s just at the gym getting some valuable TRAINING when all of a sudden you just stand in front of him and sing to him

- “Guys fall, at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat”

- Cheat? Guys falling?! Checks?! What?!

- “All you, have to do”

- You point to him

- “Say goodbye to Shamoo.”

- Who the hell is Shamoo?! Is that a new nickname for someone?!

- “That freak’s not your friend I can tell in the end”

- Wait what? Who are you talking about?!

- “If she, had your shot, she would leave you to rot!”

- “S/O I AM REALLY CONFUSED WHO IS THIS SHAMOO?! IS IT OWARI OR SOMETHING?!”

Gundham Tanaka:

- He was just feeding his Four Dark Devas when he heard the door unlock

- “Ah, S/O, you’re b-”

- “’Course if you don’t care, fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on! (Woah)” You do a little dance as he watches you

- “Or forget that creep” Are you talking about Soda “And get in my Jeep, let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! (Woah woah woah!)”

- Tear up someone’s lawn?! Are you suggesting vandalism or something?!

- You tug at his scarf and kinda force him to dance/sway with you “Honey whatchu’ waitin’ for? Welcome to my candy store!”

- Huh? There’s no s-

- “You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore”

- Y-You fiend! You offended him right now didn’t you?!

- You can clearly see he has no idea what is happening so you take out one earphone and put it in his ear instead

- “Then step into my candy store”

- Oh… You were.. Singing… Oh that’s embarrassing… 

- He just pulls his scarf a bit higher up his face

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:

- He was busy lately but you managed to spend some time with Peko so of course you made her watch the whole musical

- You even convinced her to do a duet with you!

- Peko: “You can join the team,”

- You: “Or you can bitch and moan”

- Peko: “You can live the dream,”

- You: “Or you could die alone!”

- Peko: “You can fly with eagles or if you prefer,”

- You: “Keep on testing me, and end up like her!”

- It is then that the pair of you notice Kuzuryuu standing in the doorway with a shocked but kinda impressed expression

- “What the fuck did I just see.”

- “Um… A musical…”

- “Gotta say that was pretty impressive, you two have nice singing voices”

- He walks off and both you and Peko start blushing

Byakuya Twogami (Imposter):

- He hears muttering from your room so he decides to investigate

- “Veronica look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he’s been thinking about me!”

- You then step to the right and change your facial expression slightly

- “Colour me stoked”

- You then step to the left and resume your previous expression

- “I’m so happy!”

- You then begin to dance slightly “Woah! Honey whatchu’ waiting for-”

- You then turn towards the door “SHUT UP HEATHER!”

- It’s at that moment you notice Twogami staring at you

- … “How long have y-”

- “If you’re trying to impersonate people, you’re doing an awful job”

- He then shakes his head and leaves

- That’s going to need a bit of explaining…

Teruteru Hanamura:

- He’s just cooking when he sees you happily dancing your way towards him

- “Ah S/O - san!”

- “Step into my candy store!”

- Huh? Candy store? Is that some sort of innuendo?

- “Time for you to prove you’re not a lame ass anymore!”

- Huh? Lame ass? Is that directed at him?

- You point to him “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store, it’s my candy”

- “It’s my candy store”

- “It’s my candy stooore!” You then lift your hands above your head like you just did the greatest performance ever, he notices you’re holding your phone

- Oh so you were listening to music, but he’s not going to let this chance slide by

- “Hm~ S/O - san do you still want me to step into your candy store?” ;)

- Hanamura no

Male s/o (Batboys headcanon)

Requested: Yes
Request: Hey I just wanted to stop by and say that your doing a flipping fantastic job! Also I wanted to ask if I could request h/c of the bat boys with a male S/O? 
Tag: @pinkwitch21

Dick:

  • You thought he was joking when he asked you out
  • BITCH he wasn’t
  • He likes you like…a lot
  • He’s such a sweetheart
  • Someone harassing or even judging you?
  • They better be ready to catch these hands
  • But let’s be honest, this boy as BI as they come
  • …I recognize my own kind
  • He’s always reassuring you that you’re the one he loves
  • so affectionate
  • so loving
  • Most PDA out of all the boys

Jason:

  • You were shook when he asks you out
  • Like woah :O this hunk is into me
  • Very protective
  • If you might catch hands with Dick…you’ll catch fists with Jason
  • Really proud to be with someone like you 
  • Tells you how hot you are…all the damn time
  • Like bitch…shut up plz

Tim:

  • He’s really tim-id…get it :D
  • So you probably had to ask him out
  • Such a lil cutie tho
  • Very loving
  • Doesn’t have much tme tho
  • No PDA really
  • But really cute when it’s just the two of you

Damian:

  • Love is love
  • doesn’t know why it’s any different to love a man or a woman
  • Loves you unconditionally 
  • Very protective
  • But really proud of you
  • You’re often seen in his arms during balls and galas
  • Not much PDA
  • but just a lil bit
  • “Beloved”

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please don't say you love me | bellamy blake (the 100)

prompt: 25- “i told you not to fall in love with me” & 35- “go on tell me. tell me you don’t love me”

Originally posted by prettylitteteengirl

it was yet another unity day spent on earth and this year monty had fixed his moonshine up, it was hard tasted worse but definitely hardened.

i may or may not have had one to many cups of this concoction leading me to where i am now, dancing through the crowd with raven letting our hair down and getting unbelievably drunk.

♫ all I wanna do is what I do well, ain’t a gambler but honey I’d put money on myself. all I wanna do is bottle it to sell, ‘cause my brand does vainglorious much better for your health ♫

we link arms belting out the lyrics dancing with each other as a group of boys watch over us swinging our hips and heads from side to side.

♫ woah oh oh, i can’t get enough, all they’ve said it’s true. i can’t get enough of myself.. woah oh oh, I can’t get enough, I don’t know about you but I can’t get enough of myself♫

“woahhh oh oh” i slur moving my body to the beat feeling a little buzzed rocking on my feet as my vision seems to rock.

i spot the tall handsome brunette from a mile away, his was the camp leader and i seemed to be the only girl in this god damn camp that flirted with the poor boy.

i skip over to my best friend “bells” i giggle tripping but bellamy quick to scoop me up holding me upright with a hand secure to my waist “you good princess?” i giggle taking a swig from my cup.

“im fantastic” i chirp snuggle into the boy, he chuckles and wraps his other arm around me “let’s get you to bed?” i shake my head and push my hands against his chest getting out of his grip.

“noooooo” i whine turning and headed back toward the crowd, i fill up my cup taking a long sip. i spin on my heels and smash into bellamy chest causing the liquid to splash up all over my shirt

“bellll” i whine drinking the rest of whatever was left in my cup “now igotaa get another one-” i slur “ill get it for you” he takes the cup and whispers something nmonty before he pulls up what looks like a bottle of water.

“no no water” i complain falling at his feet, he lifts me back up supporting my weight, “it’s um-” “it’s not water it’s vodka i promise” i stop and stare at him causing him to laugh

i take the cup from him and sip it, not really tasting anything at all “i got my eyes on you blake” i step back and attempt to walk away my feet seem to give way.

“yeah lets go” he lifts me up and carries me toward his tent, i complain the whole way telling him that I was fine but he wasn’t buying a bar of it.

he sits me on his bed rummaging through his clothes and pulling out one of his t-shirts, he removes my soaked shirt and then slipped his clean one over my chest. “stand up”.

he removes my jeans and shoes before settling me into his bed in screwing s water bottle and bringing it my lips “please drink” i give in and let him tip the water into my mouth

he places a bucket next to the bed undressing himself and changing before sitting down next to me, i move closer to him my hands sliding up his bare chest

“thank you baby” i mumble glancing at his lips “(y/n)-” i cut him off by pressing my lips to his deepening the kiss as i feel his hands on my hips. i bet he could taste the alcohol on my lips.

“i love you, bell” i confess before flopping back down on the pillow sleeping pulling me in deep.

i toss in the bed opening my eyes slightly to see the tent lit up brightly stinging my eyes “jesus who turned the lights on” i moan pulling the covers over my face. i hear a chuckle and I turn squinting to see bellamy sitting on the edge of the bed shirtless with his back facing me

i sit up and my head spins “woah” i grasp my head and bellamy turns around placing a comforting hand on my shoulder, “here” he handing me a bottle of water and i take it grateful taking long sips

“god sorry i was probably a drunken mess last night” i apologise embarrassed, i remember everything and i was worried id ruined everything. I kissed my best friend & told him the truth about how i feel, thank you tequila.

“nah you were fine, id rather me help you then have some creep doing it-” he looks at me nervously, “so how are you feeling? do you remember much?” i bring my bottom lip between my teeth.

i decide to lie, “it’s all honestly a little hazy. did i do anything stupid?” he looks the floor mumbling “so you don’t remember?” he pesters “remember what exactly?” i match his annoyed tone.

“forget it” he mumbles standing and slipping on his boots and shirt

“are you serious?” i complain standing and slipping on my jeans from last night. he turns to me as i shove my feet into my boots “here take my jacket it’s cold out” he drops it on the bed and turns moving out of the tent.

i grab his jacket and slip it on before following him out deviating from his path to head toward the mess hall where i spot raven and octavia sitting at one of the tables. i trudge over and slide myself into my usual seat.

“woah what’s up with you sunshine?” octavia jokes “like your one to talk O” i retort rolling my eyes at the brunette.

she narrows her eyes at me sitting up straighter “okay what the hell happened?” i move my hands across my face before folding them across my chest “nothing- nothing” i finish catching bellamy’s gaze as he heads over to us.

“brilliant” i mutters as he reahes are table i refuse to make eye contact with him that caused the two girls to grow awfully suspicious at my behaviour “O can we talk?” he asks his little sister and she ignores him focusing on me.

“so this is what’s bothering you?” she laughs aloud “my idiotic brother, what’s yous do kiss or something” she jokes biting into his apple.

“something like that” i mumble leaving my plate of food and giving bellamy a glance as he realises I know what happened, what i said.

i move out of my seat and storm away from the group feeling stupid and desperate, you make it as far as the camp gates before i hear heavy footsteps and the familiar voice of someone falling my name.

i quicken my pace but it doesn’t seem to help because soon enough there’s a hand in mine pulling me back “leave me alone bellamy” i complain pulling my hand free of his

“(y/n/n) please just hear me out, we need to talk-” i turn around o face him “look okay i get it- we kissed okay we were drunk but what i told you bellamy- that was the truth. i was terrified to admit it but im not anymore”.

“i love you bell-” he cuts me off “no” he yells im taken back by the tone

“i told you!” he yells frustrated “i told you not to fall in love with me- i told you!” he continues to rage pulling his hair at the roots

i step forward and place my hands on his chest “bellamy-” he shakes his head at me stepping back and sliding himself down the trunk of a tree “im sorry” he mumbles, “I can’t tell you what you want to hear” he breathes eyes stinging with tears

i shake my head in disbelief “no” i choke on my tears “you cannot sit there and tell me that” he hangs his head between his legs shamefully.

“go on tell me you don’t love me” i spit tears streaming down my face, he lifts his head tears on his own cheeks “tell me!” i yell frustrated

he chokes on his words trying to look me in the eyes “i can’t- i can’t”

“then why is it such a problem I don’t understand you bell?!” i cry kneeling infront of him

“of course you don’t understand!” he tries to reason but it comes out like venom “help me understand then!” i argue my heart breaking “i can’t” i feel my chest grow heavy

i lean forward and press my lips to his hoping for him to change his mind, i break way and look into his brown eyes begging for another chance.

“i love you bellamy blake, i choose you and i want you to choose me too” i cry but he’s eyes remain fixed on the ground"

“fine” i choke standing and brushing the dirt off my jeans walking away from the camp

“where will you go?” he calls to me standing from his spot on the ground “anywhere but here” i cry turning and walking away from my bestfriend.

id fallen for my bestfriend, bellamy blake but he was too afraid of what he might do to me, i should’ve listen to him the first time. please don’t fall in love with me.

Dating Connie Would Include... 💓

PSA: CONNIE DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND CHERISHED. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HAS A SPECIAL SPOT IN HELL FOR THEM. THAT IS ALL.

Originally posted by snk-universe

+ This relationship is filled with laughs and fun and it’s literally the best thing ever.
+ He’s very passionate when it comes to you.
+ When you’re upset he always makes you feel better by making you laugh.
+ He uses pickup lines on his s/o 24/7. Most of them are terrible though, but its the thought that counts, right?
+ “Hey. babe. You wanna see my 15 meter class titan?”
+ “Are you the colossal titan? Because you’re hot and steamy.”
+ Prank central. No one is safe, not even you. There’s an ongoing prank war going on between You, Sasha and Connie vs. Eren, Armin and Mikasa.
+ He’s actually an amazing kisser??? like woah
+ His lips are so s o f t
+ Being very protective over him.
+ One time Reiner was roughhousing with Connie, little to your knowledge you didn’t know they were playing around.  You just seen Reiner putting your boyfriend in a headlock. So, walked over to Reiner and socked him right in the jaw.
+ “Babe! We were playing around!”
+ “Oh my gosh! Reiner, I’m so sorry!”
+ “It’s alright… you pack a punch for someone so small.”
+ You’re taller than Connie, but nothing too crazy.
+ When you two hug his head his buried into your chest.
+ He doesn’t mind at all.
+ His arm is always your waist.
+ HIM WANTING TO KISS YOU AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT TIMES.
+ He loves your booty. Like he’s always grabbing it.
+ “Fight me!”
+ Followed by him tackling you and starting a tickle fight.
+ he’s just such a cutie and he loves and cherishes you.
+ bless

Originally posted by sensualkisses

heartcrystal08  asked:

Hello 💙 What would the turtles reaction be if they realized that they want to marry their s/o ?

Oooohhh this is so cute!!


Leo would probably feel a little scared at first. Like, woah, he actually found someone he wants to spend THE REST OF HIS LIFE with. That’s a huge decision. At first he distances himself from his S/O a bit and think if he really wanted this. After a while of thinking he would feel 100% sure and he would set out to look for a ring that night. Since he had distanced himself a bit from his lady she starts to think that Leo wants to break up but is instead pleasantly surprised when Leo starts to get out on one knee…and you know what happens next. ;)


Raph would feel surprised. He never even expected himself to find anyone as wonderful as he beautiful S/O…he never expected for anyone to fall for someone like him at all. So he was very surprised when he found himself thinking, “I’m gonna marry that girl…” to himself. He would jump a little bit and shake his head and look at his S/O again before smiling wide. “Oh yeah, I’m definitely gonna marry her.”


Donnie would feel…confused..but excited! Confused mainly because he never saw himself as the marrying type. He never really pictured being with anyone and just dedicating his life to his machines and the martial arts. But here he was, head deep in a steaming pool of love with a beautiful girl - no! A beautiful young woman. Then excited because…a beautiful young woman loved him and he actually wanted to spend the rest of his life with her! …And maybe she would want to spend the rest of her life with him too. 


Mikey would be feeling a million things. Excitement, happiness, the feeling that he might actually puke because of how nervous he was about asking his S/O to marry him. He didn’t have a single doubt about marrying his S/O and he knew that she didn’t have any either. 

RFA (+V and Saeran) and their first kiss with MC <3

I know that so many people did this already but I wanted to soooo badly >_< also in this HC let´s pretend they didn´t kiss okay?

_Yoosung_

° he invited you over for a round of LOLOL

° you were together for over a month now and it pissed you off that all you ever did was playing games 。゜(`Д´)゜。

° sure, you loved playing together with him but….

° all in all it felt more like a good friendship than a romantic relationship

° and you didn´t like that (;¬_¬)

° so you made up a plan and today would be the day

° the day of your first kiss with your boyfreind Yoosung

° that meant you had to be extra pretty tonight o(^▽^)o

° when he opened the door for you he was shocked

° but of course in a good way XD

° “Woah, MC you look so pretty. Is something important Happening today?”

° oh you sweet, clueless boy……

° here MC´s masterplan began

° “Does that mean I´m usual not pretty?”

° yeah, it was this exact strategy

° “No you always look pretty MC!”

° “So you want to say I look as always? Yoosung you treat me as a friend and not a girlfriend. I sometimes think you don´t even love me!”

° you took acting lessons from Zen so you even managed to cry a little

° “But MC of course I love you !!! I just don´t want  to rush things.”

° now he cried too…

° “No, you don´t. You didn´t even kissed me yet.”\|  ̄ヘ ̄|/

° so that was the reaseon you were so unhappy …..

° no Yooosung u serious??? what a brain..

° he never knew that you felt this way and he was ashamed

° so he did as asked, kinda….

° it was mostly crushing his nose against yours

° soooo embarassing (*゚ー゚)ゞ

° but hey, you had reached your Goal (he kissing you first) and now you kissed him

° but the right way, as often as you could <3</p>


_Jaehee_

° we don´t have to pretend much here…only that they´re together

° you were frustrated

° why woulden´t she kiss you ??

° you always brushed your teeth, didn´t look that bad and never ate garlic when you met with her..

° so why?

° you then did the last thing you could think of…..

° asking the one person who knew everything……….Seven (ノ^∇^)ノ゚

° you spoke with him over the phone and agreed to meet up

° his house was messy as always and there were Ph. Pepper cans all over the floor ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)⁽

° “Hey Seven, thanks for helping me out.”

° “No Problem MC, you helped the RFA so much why shoulden´t I help you?”

° something was fishy with how he spoke but he was alwys a bit weird

° “So MC, you told me there was something you can´t tell her directly regarding your relationship.”

° you didn´t told him everything, in case Jaehee came back or was eavesdropping

° what she would never do

° “That´s right. You know I really appreciate waht she does for me and she´s alws nice and stuff but-”

° you heard something, or someone fall over and hit the floor

° your first thought was that Saeran tripped beacuse who else should be at Seven´s house?? (・_・ヾ

° but nooo, it was Jaehee ????「(°ヘ°)

° “Jaehee, what are you doing here??!”

° “Seven tolde me you wanted to talk with him about me. And I thought you were going to break up!”

° now you were confused, why would she think that?

° you loved her with all your heart so why would want to break up?

° “ Jaehee why would I want to break up?”

° “You know MC, it really sounded a bit like that..”

° thank you very much Seven

° then she kissed you, out of the blue

° “MC don´t break up with me I love you!!”

° “Jaehee, I won´t break up with you. I just wanted to ask Seven why you woulden´t kiss me. I thought you wanted to break up.”

° and then there was a super cute confessing-scene which almost landed online thanks to Seven

° but Saeran nicely convinced him otherwise… ( ° ʖ °)


_Zen_

° this one will be quick XD

° we all know he will get to the thing as soon as he can ( ° ʖ °)

° but you were a little shy regarding this matter

° since Zen´s praying that all men are beasts he understands and protects you from the beast

° but every patience comes to an end, even Zen´s

° so he worked out a masterplan, as he called it

° doing stuff a couple would do in the publich was off-limit for you

° you didn´t want for Zen to be in a scandal or hurt his carreer

° and Jaehee would probably kill you

° so it had to be at home, where no one saw what you did and you had all the privacy you wanted (ノ^∇^)

° he only could hold back so long because you agreed to move in with him

° moving in without even kissing MC??? SRLY???

° you were away Shopping and he had one of his rare free days

° meaning it was the perfect chance for him to fullfil said plan

°  when you came back home you didn´t expect to see Zen in the livingroom

° a livingroom full of roses and chocolate

° “Zen, what happend to the living room ?”

° don´t get me wrong, you loved what you saw and were really happy but you didn´t quite undertstand why he did that..

° and then you sneezed, loud and then again and again

° allergies suck, right?

° “Zen I-achoo!, really appreciate what you did but plea-achoo, please put them out I have allergies.” 

° okay, maybe his plan didn´t go that well

° he hurried and put all of the flowers away, so his last hope was the chocolate

° “I´m sorry MC, I didn´t knew that. But I also have some chocolate for you.”      (。♥‿♥。)

° felt bad for Zen so you took a bite

° buuuuut it had nuts in there…..

° did I mention how allergies suck?

° it ended with Zen calling the ambulance because of your allergies

° guess the masterplan wasn´t that much of a succes?

° “I´m so sorry princess. I guess you wanna break up now?”

° “No. why should I? It´s been a long time since someone did sucha nice thing for me. But why did you do that in the first place?”

° “Just forget it MC. Nothing important in the end.” sigh

° poor Zenny

° “Well, whatever, I still think your the sweetest boyfriend walking on earth.” <3

° and because the best boyfriend only deserved the best, you kissed him

° RIP Zen ( ≧Д≦)

° no, srly you almost had to call the doctor because of the bloodloss through his nose XD

° maybe the plan failed but in the end he got what he wanted now hide yourself from the beast MC


_Jumin_

° I don´t count the kiss infront of Sarah as a real couple-kiss

° so after you moved in with him permanently he still was a bit hesistant

° he already forced himself on you and didn´t want to do it again

° after all he was raised to be a gentelman XD

° you could kind of sense that but in return you didn´t want to push him and express his Feelings

° you knew it was all new and a bit difficult for him

°  but the result was that you both were Holding back for each others sake

° that means both of you were frustrated

° and when Jumin Han was frustrated he got pissed…. like really pissed

° and that means more work for poor Jaehee (⌣_⌣”)

° so she called you to ask if everything is alright betwee you two

° “MC, Mr. Han is very…. tense for a while now. Do you have any idea why that is so?”

° you did, kind of..

° “I think I have an idea why, I will talk to him today, I´m sorry if he caused you trouble.”

° you knew you had to do the second-first-step

° it shouldn´t be that hard right?

° hahaha

° this evening he came home even later than usual

° you made dinner for yuo two and played some nice music in the background

° “Hi Jumin,, Jaehee said you´re stressed lately. Is something wrong?”

° “No, what should be wrong?”

° whenever he was bound short he was stressed or annoyed

° “But you´re bringing home more work than usual these days.”

° “MC, please. I am just busier than normally. It has nothing to do with anything.”

° so he was stressed

° “Hey Juimin, I know what to do when you´re stressed and worn out.”

° he looked up, probably to hear what you had to say or say something himself

° but you were a lot quicker

° you gave him a kiss

° “MC, I think you Need to take responsibility for what you have done.”

° he got up and walked towards you, till you hit the door leading to the bedroom

° I think you can guees what happend next ( ° ʖ °)


_Saeyoung/Seven_

° after you became a couple he mostly spend his time at the Hospital with Saeran

° so no time for you :(

° but you understood, if it was your brother you´d likely do the same

° but nevertheless it hurt that he left you alone like that

° he started to build his walls again and left you out

° nooo, don´t go back there  (;へ:)

° you treid you best to help and do all the cleaning Vanderwood once did

° but it didn´t help much

° you decided it was the best to go back to your house for now

° so when Seven came back home he expected you to be on the Couch or wherever in the house

° and you were somewhere, but not somewhere in the house

° so he checked the security cameras, maybe you went Shopping?

° you did leave, but together with all of your belongings

° he panicked

° why did you leave?

° was it because he was busy with ihs brother? Because you had to clean all the time?

° but the most important question: were you planning to come back?

° who knows?

° he wanted you to come back

° being in panik-mode he did the first thing that came to his mind

° hacking into your landlord´s computer andthrowing you out of your flat

° nice ting to do Seven….

° and then, he waited

° the phone rang

° “Hi MC, whats up?”

° “Hey Saeyoung, my landlord threw me out. I don´t know why and I don´t know what to do.” 

° you were crying

° “Keep calm. First you catch your stuff and come back here. I´ll make something to eat and then we can discuss what to do next.”

° “Thanks Seven you´re the best. See you in 10.”

° did he overdo it? probably…

° you arrived at his house and when you stepped inside you could already smellsomething burnt

° “Seven, is your house in fire??”

° “Nah, it´s just the pancake.”

° he looked like he was in a dough-explosion ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ

° you laughed, he looked a bit hurt

° “You always know how to cheer me up. I love you Saeyoung!” (。♥‿♥。)

° you kissed him and he decided to spin you around after picking you up

° so cuuuuteeeeee

° it was the best time of your life……until he told you about what he did XD


_V_

° it clearly didn´t lack any intention from his side…

° the first time he “wanted to see which eye colour you have”

° but instead of letting him get Close to your face you told him

° MC, please read the mood, would you?

° the second time he accedantly bumped his forhead against yours

° but you told him it was okay and went into the kitchen

° the third time he became desperate he grabbed you by your shoulders and stared at you (he wanted your ok at least)

° but you started to feel embarássed and excused youself to the bathroom

° it wasn´t like you don´t want him to kiss you

° it was more like you being to shy and afraid you were not good enough

°  you saw that he was sad whenever you rejected him like that

° so you made up your mind and decided to not back away next time

° unfortunately that time didn´t come (︶︹︺)

° he was sad, yes, but he respected you and your privacy, so he stopped tryind to push you

° that meant that you had to take the step, next time there was a chance

° that time came around on your next date

° you went to the aquarium and then fetched some dinner in an italian restaurant

° why? because why not!?

°  when he had a piece of pizza left on the corner of his mouth, you saw your chance

° “You have something on your face, mind if I wipe it away?”

° “Yes, that would be very nice of you.”

° imagine the shocked look on his face when you wiped it awya with your tounge XD

° but before he could say anything you shut him up with your lips on his <3

° what a lovely date (♥ω♥*)


_Saeran_

° he wasn´t that good with emotions

° still you showerd him with affection

° it took him almost a month to get used to hugging, so kissing was a far away dream to you

° it made you sad but hey, you still had the rest of your life right?

° Saeran often wondered how he deserved you…

° he was afraid of loosing you

° especially after his idiot brother told him that you would if he didn´t kiss you

° shock of his life ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

° “MC, do you want to leave me?”

° “No, why should I?”

° you were confused, did Seven tell him some bullshit again?

° he did that nonstop so it wouldn´t suprise you

° “Saeyoung said you would if I don´t kiss you.”

° you spitted out your drink  (`〇Д〇)

° “He said what!!?”

° yes, you could take this chance and force him to kiss you

° but where was the point in that ?

° “Don´t listen to him. I won´t leave because of that and we can kiss if you fel you can manage it, okay?”

° you were just to nice to him

° he knew you only meant it good but he also saw the sadness in your eyes

° so he went to his last backup-plan

° “Saeyoung, I need your help. I want to kiss MC but I don´t know how to do it.” 

° “If you want I can practise with you.”

° “Ok, bye.”(҂⌣̀_⌣́)

° “NOOOO!! Wait!”

° then things happend that I don´t want to explain

° “Hey Saeran do you know wher I left my-”

° you walked in as Seven kissed his brother, Saeran tried to punch him but failed

° “Ooookay… I´m comming back later then.”¯\_(ツ)_/¯

° “No, MC WAIT!!”

° he punched his brother so satisfying and ran after you

° of course you weren´t mad at him if you were then at Seven

° “MC, please don´t be angry at me, it was his fault.”

° he sounded like a kid who´s ice cream got eaten by his brother XD

° I think if someone would do that he would be dead in 3 seconds

° “Saeran, I´m not mad at you that you kissed your brother before me.”

° yes, you were playing with him feeling guilty

° he was afraid

° “No, MC don´t leave me, I´ll do anything …”

° by anything he was referring to kissing and that he did

° result: he felt good kissing you so he didn´t stop you know what follows XD

° but still you punched Seven for kissing your boyfriend


Why did this turn out so long? I have no idea….¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sorry for taking so long though, exams kept me busy so I had not too much time on my Hand

Anyway, I hope you liked it and if you did, leave a like, comment or a repost, which would make me very happy (*^▽^*)

Also if you have any requests or questions just send them nad I´ll do my best    ( ゚▽゚)/

anonymous asked:

C-could you maybe do some headcanons on pennywise playing with readers boobs? O//3//o *COUGHS*

Oml Ye

-he’s a fucking idiot and he squeezes them and goes “hONK H O N k”

-he likes using them as a pillow

-he just fuckin pokes u in the boob sometimes and laughs

-he really likes leaving kisses 👀

-is actually fascinated that you can just store stuff in between them?? You pull a pen out of your bra one day and he’s just like “WOAH WHAT??”

-asks you to hold his stuff too,, you end up doing it because who could say no to the dopey faced idiot

anonymous asked:

UT and UF Skelebros visiting the parent(s) of the s/o and the s/o asking if they'd like to stay for dinner while the parent in the back asks if they'd like to stay forever.

UT Sans: Woah. He knew he probably had some charm, somewhere, maybe, but he didn’t think your parents would like him. And definitly not that fast. Your parents will be humoured by different puns and jokes for the rest of the day, and will like him even more after that.

UT Papyrus: Very flattered. He new he was a handsome, amazing skeleton and your parents would just love him. Well ok, he had some doubt…no, he is he great Papyrus, he never has any doubt. But he is still glad your parents like him that much. He is inviting them over to dinner himself. Please help him cook if you want anything edible to be served on tat day.

UF Sans: He has still his trust issues, so when you parent asks him to stay forever, his mind wanders into the completly wrong direstion. Do they want to keep him here against his own will? Your embarresed groan and smile calm him down fast though, oh, they….they like him? He didn’t expected that.

UF Papyrus: Oh no. that just boosted his enormous ego into the stratosphere. He will be a cocky bastard for the rest of the day. “SEE DATERFRIEND? THIS IS HOW YOU LET YOUR CHARM DO YOUR WORK!”

ksakura48  asked:

Boom! Us Papyrus, Ut sans, and UF skelebros suddenly switch species with their human S/O. (Example: skelebro is now human and S/O is now a skeleton monster) what are their reactions?

Warning: Will and can get nsfw, but mostly PG-13

Btw, this ask reminds me of this fic. You should give it a read! Quick warning though, it’s explicit. 

Undertale

Sans

Woah…this is weird. There’s so much…skin??? Before he goes to test out his new body, Sans clumsily stumbles over to you to make sure you’re okay and……woah. You’re hot. Like seriously fucking hot. You’re flustered and shy about your new body, but all Sans wants to do is jump your bones, and he does. Afterwards, he takes you to Alphys to figure something out. But he’s in no rush, you’re absolutely breathtaking, plus he likes to explore his new body, though to be honest, he prefers being a skeleton. You humans have so much….meat, how do you even deal. After that though, you two are totally boning. 

Underswap

Papyrus

Shit, now that he has lungs, he can’t smoke to ease the edge off this whole situation. Well…maybe one won’t kill him. Just as he is about to light it, you walk in the room, completely naked and panicked, and his cigar just drops. Holy shit. You’re hot. You’re really hot, how is he supposed to handle this? But he pulls himself back together, while making flirtatious jokes and puns, and helps you get dressed. Once you’re presentable, Stretch tries to teleport to Undyne, before realizing that he can’t use magic anymore and gets the car with a pout. After the examination, Papy will spend hours memorizing every single one of your skeletal features. 

Underfell

Sans

…..Huh. Yeah, okay you’re panicking, but maybe you can get your human body back if he bones you. A lot. Multiple times. In many different positions. Please. Then again, you’re a skeleton now and might now know how to use magic to form the genitals, but if your skeletal body is anything like his, he can still figure something out. Please smack him in the head to return him to his senses. Red doesn’t want to ask Alphys for any favors, so he tries to figure out what’s going on himself and tries to fix it. It might take a while, but he thinks he can do it. It might help if you get in bed with him though~ You smack him again. 

Papyrus

Fell is utterly, devotedly in love….with himself. I mean, check out his hot bod! Yeah he was hot as a skeleton before, but DAMN he’s still hot as a human, you’re going to need a fire extinguisher. Fell doesn’t barely spares a glance at you (yeah you’re beautiful my love, but have you seen my abs? I have abs!) He’s not sure if he wants to change back, but when he discovers the, ahem, bowel movement, and all the maintenance needed to keep a human body, Fell picks you up, rushes to Alphys, and demands her to fix him. It takes a while, but when she does, Fell is glad to have his old body back. 

anonymous asked:

Important question: how would the bois react waking up to giving/receiving head?

EVAN WOULD D I E IF HE WOKE UP TO HEAD

LIKE HE WOULD TURN STRAIGHT UP RED AND HE’D BE SO CONFUSED AND AROUSED BUT ALSO JUST A STAMMERING MESS OF

‘w-what’s happening, oh my god, holy– woah okay, oh my god, fuck okay..’


Connor would be s o   i n t o   i t

like he’d watch you through hooded eyelids and just Y E S he would find it so fucking sexy like,,, he’d stay pretty silent besides like occasional groans but he would just love the sight honestly


jared would be jared,,, like,,, he’d just

‘god damn, already? good morning to you too, then’

similar to connor he would definitely watch, but like he’d make comments now and then

‘does this mean i have to return the favor? ugh’

‘did you like, cheat on me and this is your apology’

but like throughout the whole thing he’s trying really hard to act chill and not like moan your name because god damn 


OKAY ANON I HOPE THIS WAS WHAT YOU WANTED LMFAO

anonymous asked:

Hey! Hope you feel better soon! Would it be alright to request Samon a super affectionate girlfriend who is THE mom friend? Like she freaking loves to spoil him with affection and gestures (lunchbox, anyone?), but she occasionally sends lunchboxes to Building 5 because she knows how much they mean to him pls?

Aww tysm nonnie, and yes this is soo cute! Since you didn’t specify type I hope you don’t mind my writing 

Samon

  • Samon fucking loveees his s/o’s lunch boxes, like just imagine Samon half dead at work but magically revives once he receives s/o’s lunchbox
  • He looks forward to the lunch boxes so much that he literally memorized what approx. time the lunch box is delivered 
  • he doesn’t mind the cutesy letters his s/o sends with his lunch boxes because his s/o put EFFORT into making somethig for HIM and he’s just satisfied with the lunch box that the letter is the cherry on top
  • he keeps a stash of said letters in his drawers that he reads whenever he’s overworked and needs a break
  • Samon actually asked his s/o “why go through so much trouble to make me lunch?” 
  • when s/o says it was because of how much they mean to him, he’s like WOAH THEY KNEW???
  • generally is incredibly stunned and pulls his s/o into a big hug and litters them with kisses
  • After that he actually started making lunch on his days off for his s/o, to exchange the lovely favor

Thats it from me nonnie. Sorry its a bit short! I hope you enjoy though! Thanks for the request!

anonymous asked:

The champions reation to seeing their (seperate) s/o in the gerudo outfit? *V*

S/o in Gerudo outfit (Champions)

Urbosa

  • The one who put them in the outfit in the first place.
  • Adores it on them.
  • The color, the cut- it suits them to a T.
  • Takes them with her into Gerudo City, almost (pft what almost?) as if she was parading them and showing them off.
  • Insists that they keep it on for that night’s activities ~
  • “Hm… consider it a gift to you… and to me…”

Mipha

  • wow.
  • Wow wow wow wow WOW
  • “Sister are you alright??”
    • Mipha.exe has crashed
  • Would be a stuttering mess, barely able to make a word out for a while
  • Once she’s adjusted to this very sudden change, she’ll give a good compliment.
  • Is genuinely red to see them dressed like that in public
    • Because it takes so much confidence to pull that look off when there are some of her bite marks on their midriff
  • “You…y-you… it looks very nice on you.”
    • May or may not ask urbosa for a similar outfit to surprise them

Daruk

  • “Hello (name)!”
  • This dense mf-er
  • He doesn’t get fashion or why its…tempting
  • It’s his s/o. if they decide to change their style, it’s their choice. So long as they still like him all the same
  • If they explain it to him, he’ll suddenly blush and laugh happily because awww his s/o wanted to surprise him!
  • “Thanks for the surprise! But I kinda prefer you without them~”

Revali

  • “woah ho HO! For me?”
  • His mind is not the cleanest place, so he may be having some…. diffrent thoughts at the moment.
  • As in, he’s already eyeing them up and down.
  • Wolf whistles, he is very satisfied.
  • HOWEVER, unlike the others, he’d rather only he gets to see this lovely ensemble
    • His s/o, not the others
  • Very appreciative

Link

  • Dead
  • Can’t look them in the eye
    • Face is twenty different shades of red
  • Gives them a shaky thumbs up, but the second they’re gone
    • He’s WHEEZING
  • Someone give him air, he was no prepared.
  • His mind isn’t even dirty, he’s just dying because
    • DAMN they’re really pretty in that
invitation

 I JUST WOKE UP AND LISTENED TO INVITATION AND IT IS SO GOOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IM DEAD

CORBYN OPENING THE SONG HAD ME SHOOK TO THE CORE I WAS NOT PREPARED WHATSOEVER. CORBYN AND JACKS VOICES GO SO WELL TOGETHER LIKE IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS. AND THEN JACK COMES IN SINGING THINGS LIKE “HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP AT 9?” AND “I CAN SEE THE STARS, BABY, IN YOUR EYES” LIKE FUCK ME UP YEAH YOU CAN PICK ME UP AT 9 AND TELL ME YOU CAN SEE THE STARS IN MY EYES WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT JACK?!

AND THEN WE HAVE ZACH WHO SWOOPS IN WITH THE CHORUS AND LITERALLY PULLS THE GROUND AWAY FROM UNDER ME HOLY COW, WHAT CAN’T THE KID DO??  LIKE WOW HE’S KILLING IT  LIKE LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE HE’S SO TALENTED I’M ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY WOW 

AS IF ALL OF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH FOR ME TO DIG MY OWN GRAVE AND GO SOB IN A CORNER ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM,

 DANIEL COMES IN PLAYING WIHT MY HEART LIKE WOW LISTEN TO HIM i CAN’T EVEN EXPLAING HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS VOICE FRICK AND THEN HE AND JONAH SING THE “CAUSE BABY, I GOT THE KEYS FOR US” LINE AND I GO WEAK IN THE KNEES WOWIE. THEN LAST BUT NOT LEAST JOHNAH SWOOPS IN AND ACTUALLY FUCKING PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE WITH HIS PART LIKE HE DOES THIS THING WHILE SINGING HIS PART AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT I KNOW YOU DO LIKE FUCK HIS VOICE IS SO HOT 

AND THEN TO TOP IT OFF THE OUTRO FUCKED ME UP REAL  G O  O D 

LIKE ALL OF THEM SINGING “BABY, I LIKE IT, OH WOAH . bABY, I NEED IT, AND YOU WANT ME TO” HELL YEAH I WANT YOU TO FRICK 

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS THO LIKE SIGN ME THE FUCK UP IM READY TO DIE HOLY SHIT IT’S GONNA BE SO GOOD I CAN ALREADY TELL. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE EP LIKE YOU KNOW WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE IT

ANYWAY IN CONCLUSION MY WEAVE IS SNATCHED, sHE’S GONE, I’M ACTUALLY SCALPED LIKE YA GIRL IS FRICKING BALD.  

actual footage of me losing my weave: 

Originally posted by mulatto-brujo

anonymous asked:

Undertale s/o is extrememly tall like taller than papyrus but when they meet their parents they are little people and under swap is that s/o is shorter than sans and their parents are extremely tall I am making is a true swap.

UT Papyrus: WOah! You are so tall Datemate. So tall and so amazing. So cool. He is so proud of how tall you are, and he secretly loves the way you can wrap around him, or just pick him up.

But when he sees your parents, he is confused. For monsters, the children look like a mix of the mother and father, more like a clone of both, 50% of one, 50% of the other. So he is a bit confused how you can look so different from your parents. Somebody has to explain genetics to this skeleton. 

US Sans: He adores you. You are so small, he loves to cuddles you as the big spoon, he loves how cute you look, he loves how amazing it feels when you bury yourself in his chest, just disappearing in his hold.

But then he meets your parents and, wowie. they are so tall! He heard something about genetics from one of Papyrus info dumps about biology-related topics, and now he is really interested. he has to ask Papyrus about more.