he was just 18

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Heath Andrew Ledger
4 April 1979 - 22 January 2008

Heath will be remembered for his daughter Matilda, his quiet support for the arts, his loyalty and generosity to his family and friends, his offbeat sense of humour – and he could be so funny – and the energy he put into everything he did, his unassuming but incandescent character, and his incredible talent.

But Heath’s legacy has been captured on celluloid, and he will be best remembered for his brilliant acting. He said that once the film was over, he walked away:

“I kind of save the living for the time between action and cut.”

- Heath’s father Kim Ledger

‘comedy has to be offensive to be funny’

in 1999 homer j simpson wanted to be more respected so he changed his name to ‘max power’ after seeing it as a setting on a hairdryer. he went on to become almost-famous. 18 years later, just seeing the words ‘max power’ on my own hairdyer makes me laugh

maybe you just need to write better jokes rather than resorting to shock humour

Context: We’re all playing for the first time at our local game store, and one of the players is playing a Wizard, who believes it is wrong to use magic to hurt people.

Wizard: ‘Alright, and I’m gonna cast Web at the two pirates in front of me.’
DM: ‘Okay and they… *roll* both fail their reflex saves. They’re entangled in sticky web.’

*the rest of the round plays out.

Wizard: 'Mmkay, I pull out my greatclub and approach the pirate nearest me.
DM: 'I’m sorry you pull out your what???’
Wizard: 'My greatclub. My beatin’ stick.’
Me: 'I thought your character was a pacifist!’
Wizard: 'No, that’s not what I said. He thinks its wrong to use magic to hurt people. He does NOT think it’s wrong to use magic to hold people down while he beats them to death with a big stick.’

We all look at his character sheet, see the 18 strength score and see that he just wrote down 'The Mageinator’ as his character’s name. He had the most confirmed kills for that campaign.

R.A.B.

There are a million thoughts racing through his head on that final night.

00:52 - Is this locket even believable? Will He know right away that it’s fake?

01:12 - Are there more horcruxes? Will it even matter if I can destroy this one?

01:29 - Am I walking into a trap? Will everyone I love suffer for my actions?

01:41 - Will my brother ever know what I’ve done? Will he ever forgive me?

02:03 - Is this even going to work? Or has He already won?

He has none of the answers, but still he goes. Disappearing quietly into the night. Knowing that these moments are his last. Foolishly, desperately wishing to leave behind a sliver of hope for the wizarding world.

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to our park chamsae, our seoul person, our sebaohla: happy birthday! we are so proud of everything you’ve done. thank you for chasing your dreams. thank you for always working so hard. thank you for always making us happy. always stay happy and healthy, okay? we love you more than words could ever describe. happy birthday, park woojin!

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“Oh no, he’s hot.” - Ruby Rose

Thanks to @miraculouscorazone for pitching this idea to me.

Anyone other than me noticed how thin Chuuya is, compared to the other three…

SG Writers: *Introduces Jack Spheer as Lena’s ex-flame.* Alright look! Calm down! SuperCorp can’t be canon because Jack is a guy and he dated Lena therefore Lena is straight and not in love with Kara. Got it?

Me: But, now you come to me, and you say: “Lena is straight. Got it?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day Kara and Lena are to be married, and you ask me to believe this shit?

Can we talk about the fact he’s doing the casual arm lean while driving like a maniac and screaming at the top of his lungs? I love him?

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More about Yukhei~

  • Yukhei Wong
  • January 25, 1999
  • from Hong Kong
  • can speak Thai (his mother is Thai)
  • 181cm 
  • has a younger brother
  • In 2015 he auditioned for SM in Hong Kong 
  • He entered SM at the end of 2015
  • likes to play computer games
  • good at sports ©smallpotatolikeme
1. I’m lonely so I do lonely things
2. Loving you was like going to war; I never came back the same.
3. You hate women, just like your father and his father, so it runs in your blood.
4. I was wandering the derelict car park of your heart looking for a ride home.
5. You’re a ghost town I’m too patriotic to leave.
6. I stay because you’re the beginning of the dream I want to remember.
7. I didn’t call him back because he likes his girls voiceless.
8. It’s not that he wants to be a liar; it’s just that he doesn’t know the truth.
9. I couldn’t love you, you were a small war.
10. We covered the smell of loss with jokes.
11. I didn’t want to fail at love like our parents.
12. You made the nomad in me build a house and stay.
13. I’m not a dog.
14. We were trying to prove our blood wrong.
15. I was still lonely so I did even lonelier things.
16. Yes, I’m insecure, but so was my mother and her mother.
17. No, he loves me he just makes me cry a lot.
18. He knows all of my secrets and still wants to kiss me.
19. You were too cruel to love for a long time.
20. It just didn’t work out.
21. My dad walked out one afternoon and never came back.
22. I can’t sleep because I can still taste him in my mouth.
23. I cut him out at the root, he was my favorite tree, rotting, threatening the foundations of my home.
24. The women in my family die waiting.
25. Because I didn’t want to die waiting for you.
26. I had to leave, I felt lonely when he held me.
27. You’re the song I rewind until I know all the words and I feel sick.
28. He sent me a text that said “I love you so bad.”
29. His heart wasn’t as beautiful as his smile
30. We emotionally manipulated one another until we thought it was love.
31. Forgive me, I was lonely so I chose you.
32. I’m a lover without a lover.
33. I’m lovely and lonely.
34. I belong deeply to myself .
—  Warsan Shire, Excuses For Why We Failed At Love