he was even saying it was

malec fics I’ll probably never write but someone definitely should and also tag me so I can read them:

inspired by this post by @otppurefuckingmagic

  • Alec Lightwood has a job interview that could change his future, finally help him free himself from his parents’ hold on his life. So, obviously, he is freaking out. What better way to relax than to go have a drink the night before? At least, that’s what Izzy and Jace say when they drag him to Pandemonium, the new club that opened a few blocks away. Alec might be prone to believe them after a while, especially when he finds himself on his way to have the night of his life with the hottest guy he’s ever seen a few hours later. Magnus - or Sex on Legs as Alec has decided to call him in his head - even is sweet enough to cook him breakfast the next morning before they part with each other’s number but the knowledge that neither of them was looking for anything more. They just don’t have time for a real relationship and they’ve made it clear. Alec is convinced he will never see him again. That is until he gets to his job interview and Magnus is sitting there with a grave expression, a suit that makes him look annoyingly appealing and a raging bruise on his neck.
  • Joining the New York Philharmonic orchestra has always been Alec’s dream and he made it come true through years of hard work and lost sleep. Now he finally has a chance to become First Chair, but a newcomer threatens to steal his well-deserved place as leader. Magnus Bane is a prodigy and if his technique is flawless, it is the passion that transpires from his every motion when he plays the violin that grabs anyone’s - and Alec’s - attention. Alec wants to hate him, he really does, but it doesn’t help that in addition to being so frustratingly talented, Magnus Bane is also sweet and patient and utterly charming. And he refuses to make the run for First Chair feel like the competition it actually is. Alec might be screwed.
  • Magnus and Alec babysitting Clary and Jace’s child, but the child has a huge crush on Magnus and spends the whole night pulling pranks on Alec whenever they start acting like the married couple they are. Alec loves the kid. He does, but he is slowly starting to lose his mind and if that little demon prevents him from kissing his husband one more time, he might lose it. Magnus just thinks it’s hilarious - and adorable - to have two children - one of them being a 6′2 shadowhunter - fighting for him.
  • Magnus is a Robin Hood-esque character and he particularly likes to steal from the Lightwood family.
  • A Beauty and the Beast AU with Magnus as Belle and Alec as the Beast. Also featuring Jace the candlestick, Izzy the clock, Maryse the teapot and Max the teacup. Luke, Magnus’ adoptive father, gets lost in the forest while trying to help a injured wolf he found on the road on his way back from the city and he comes across the Beast’s castle, and gets captured. After they learn the news, Magnus goes to the castle and offers to take Luke’s place, despite Luke’s objection… We all know how that story ends. Sebastian as Gaston? I guess?
  • Magnus goes to his favorite coffee shop and the place is crowded so he ends up sharing a table with a stranger who also turns out to be the epitome of Tall, Dark and Handsome. They start talking because Alec is reading a book by Magnus’ favorite writer, Gideon Archer, and Alec keeps dragging the guy and hating on his books and Magnus just can’t have that. They argue for hours about it and regularly meet afterwards to talk about literature and books, and after a few meetings, book talks turn into anything and everything talks. When Alec realizes he is in love with Magnus, it’s probably already too late to tell him that he is, in fact, Gideon Archer.
  • Izzy and Jace get Alec and his son Max a cruise for Christmas because he hasn’t taken a vacation for ages. On the ship, they meet Magnus and his son Raphael, who are on a well-deserved vacation themselves. Max and Raphael hit it off as soon as they meet and decide they will spend every minute possible together. If they use that time to make up an intricate plan to get their dads together, well… what they don’t know can’t hurt them.
  • Alec and Magnus are both professors at NYU but they work in different departments and have never stumbled into each other. That is until one evening, Alec sees a stranger standing under the pouring rain and offers to share his umbrella with him and walk him home. He just doesn’t want him to get sick. This has nothing to do with that guy being the hottest piece of ass he has ever seen. He’s just being a nice person.
  • The Proposal AU. (seriously, why hasn’t this been done yet?)
  • Victorian AU. I have no plot for this one but I need it like I need air.

i can’t stop thinking about how, when robert starts saying his vows, aaron starts to laugh and kind of teases him about it, because they’re sitting in a garage and robert is using full names and it’s ridiculous really, isn’t it? yes it was his idea, but it’s completely absurd - 

- but then robert says the word “husband” and aaron’s entire demeanour changes. it’s like a shock to his system - the idea that this, these vows, this moment, is so very, very real. it’s a wedding. their wedding. and suddenly aaron sobers up entirely, really starts to listen to what robert is saying, becomes utterly serious and sincere. 

even later when he’s at a loss for words and kind of nervously pulling faces, he pulls himself together so quickly - because this is important to him and it’s important to robert and they’re getting married and he just… doesn’t want to ruin it.

I recently watched Beauty and the Beast again and here’s some notes

1) This movie is really weird?!

2) Belle and Beast still real cute. But what if….Gaston and Beast? ey? ey? Cmon

3) BEAST IS REALLY FUNNY AND I TOTALLY FORGOT?!

4) Even my sister who doesn’t delve too deep into movies thinks that a: Belle is a chismosa b:Beast is better looking as Beast.

5) HOW THE HELL DOES CHIP EXIST? Did everyone stop aging when the curse happened? They say that 10 years have passed and he’s a certain age. So either Beast is 10 and ages and everyone else doesn’t. Or Mrs Potts was a pregnant teacup???? LOOK I KNOW I’M THINKING TOO HARD ON THIS BUT HOW THIS TEACUP EXIST?

6) Did they turn into furniture or did they inhabit the bodies of pre existing furniture? What happened to the furniture in Beast’s room? Are those corpses? When they all changed back did they have to bury the bodies of a few people ol’ angry Beast killed!?

7)Gaston was a try hard. And he really didn’t need to be because those triplets were down to clown. 

anonymous asked:

Viktor and Yurio's reactions to Yuuri having a twin(twin au)

((You didn’t state what ‘kind’ of twin, so I’m going with twin sister who looks similar to him and I’m calling her Yuuki (courage!)))

-When they first see her, they’re like ‘wtf did Yuuri turn into a girl’

-But when she says ‘nah, I’m just his twin sis’

-It’s even more of a ‘wHOAH’

-They definitely both adore her

-And Yuri always goes to her for advice

-Since she’s like a big sis he never had

-Meanwhile, Viktor is slowly starting to fall for her

-When he realises it, he’s like ‘oh shit’

-Not exactly what he had planned when he came to Japan, but it’s not bad either

-Like her brother, Yuuki wears glasses and has bangs

-And it’s the most adorable thing ever

-But when she accompanies Yuuri to the banquet, she takes them off

-And pushes her bangs back

-And hot damn does she look good

-All the men there are smitten

-And she gets drunk

-Thankfully, she’s not as bad as her bro when she’s drunk

-She just becomes slightly more daring

-And Viktor’s her next victim!

-Poor Vitya

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Caleb chuckles quietly and nudges her shoulder gently. “You weren’t being moody. Now, take all the time your need. I’m here and I’ll listen whenever you feel ready to tell me what’s been bugging you.”

With the tiniest hint of a smile on her lips, Samantha simply looks at Caleb as she gathers the confidence to speak up. The way he looks at her like he genuinely cares ensures her that she’s definitely not making a mistake in telling him. With a deep breath, she prepares herself to say the words out loud. Even though she’d talked to Dr. Anderson about the pregnancy, saying the words ‘I’m pregnant’ still feels foreign to her.

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Blindspot/Jeller Future AU

Ava loves when it’s just her and daddy for the evening because it means she can get away with almost anything. He cannot say no to her and she knows it. And this means she can ask for whatever she wants; and that usually is ice cream for dinner. And she gets it.

Until mommy gets home, that is, and they both get lectured on what constitutes and what does not constitute a proper dinner. That is when the ice cream goes back to the freezer and daddy has to cook dinner.

Eventually, after they have their approved healthy dinner, they end up on the couch, Ava cuddled in between her parents, with the ice cream tub in her lap and three spoons battling for dominancy.

I can’t bury another friend.”
“You won’t.”
“If anything ever happened to you, Rowan -”
“Don’t,” he breathed. “Don’t even say it. We dealt with that enough the other night.”
He lifted a hand - hesitated, and then brushed back a strand of hair that had fallen across her face. His callused fingers scraped against her cheekbone, then caressed the shell of her ear.
It was foolish to even start down this road, when every other man she’d let in had left some wound, in one way or another, accidentally or not.
There was nothing soft or tender on his face. Only a predator’s glittering gaze. “When we get back,” he said, “remind me to prove you wrong about every thought that just went through your head.”
She lifted an eyebrow. “Oh?”
He gave her a sly smile that made thinking impossible. Exactly what he wanted - to distract her from the horrors of tomorrow. “I’ll even let you decide how I tell you: with words”- his eyes flicked once to her mouth - “or with my teeth and tongue.
—  Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas

anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm a mommy and just recently my little one is very sad and won't answer me when I ask what's wrong... all he says is sorry and I'm so worried. We've been really close for the past 4-5 months and now even when I call he just says sorry and I've tried to sing him his favorite songs and tried saying "who's my little one", hoping he'd say "me" but he just says sorry even if I say I love you he still says sorry and I'm so worried and I'm not sure what to fo

Honestly I know what it’s like nd we like to hear that stuff, even if it may not seem like it, it’s true. We do. Even if you’re just there for him, it’ll help

Chapter 15 #1

Warning ! If you haven’t red the chapter, I advice you to stop here !

In this chapter, we know a part of the past of Vanitas. But firtsable before theorising anything, I want to say that it reminds me Noé’s one.

Indeed, there is a kind of a parallel between them:

- Both were lonely children, since we know their past, at least. Noé is an orphan, I doubt that Vanitas is too.

- Both are victims of experiences and are used. Noé is adopted as an “archivist survivor”, he has to search the Vanitas’ book, and Vanitas as the “kin of the Blue Moon” while he has to destroy vampires. The story of the Blue Moon Vampire was told to both, and Vanitas has even kinda grew with him, since Vanitas knows Jeanne’s past because of him.

- No one of them as a real name. Noé is called with a nickname by his professor, and surely because he is an orphan his original name is “lost”. Vanitas was named with a number and then he borrows Vanitas’ name.


I won’t say that it necessary means that Noé and Vanitas know each other since a long time, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t a hasard.

Great, my doctor has sent me a mail saying that he’s gotten the results of my tests and there is absolutely nothing wrong with them.

Not that I really expected anything different, still. Doctors are going to be even more convinced that I’m making my sickness up so I don’t have to graduate and get a job

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Victuuri Week - Day 4 - Free for all (Cooking!)

Yuuri makes the cutest bentos and Viktor spends the whole lunch hour taking a million pictures of them for instagram (after he wakes up from the initial passing out from the power of love)

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Whose bad end is this again?

aka thoughts that keep me up at 2am if we had his ROUTE

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There is a sacred bond between those who watch volleyball together…