he wants to find a p e r f e c t r o s e

fish keeper problems

•people ask ‘what’s that smell?’ It’s you. You smell like fish tank. No matter how much perfume/cologne/scented body wash you use. Fish Tank.

• sobbing as you look at your tank “where did this duckweed c o m e f r o m”

•when you see a betta/goldfish 'bowl’

•"hey wanna go out to eat" “sorry can’t. Gotta buy some brine shrimp from the store across town”

•you look at a fish. Your wallet screams in agony. You buy the fish

•"I have room for another fish tank if I just get rid of my bed"

•sleeves constantly damp. Always.

•who are you going to find to take care of your fish when your on vacation. They’re not going to remember the right foods for each fish, and what chemicals and how much to dose, they’re not going to know what plants have to be trimmed. What about the live food. Conclusion: you can never go on vacation

•where is my fish. Oh no he’s d e a d. Oh never mind, he was just doing his best imitation of a floating plant. Asshole.

•missing a water change=anxiety

•spilling the pellets all over the floor

•-spends 2376.98 dollars on fish stuff without batting an eye- oh no, I can’t go to McDonald’s. That’s too expensive.

•fish: varied diet, lots of enrichment you: top ramen you found in the back of your cabinet from approximately 12 years ago, Binge watching Netflix for a straight month

•yeah, I have a betta fish in a ten gallon tank “oh sweaty.. :)) you can keep them in bowls!! What a waste of space!!! Put an -insert completely incompatible species- in there :))))))”

•I have five goldfish in a 125 gallon tank “lol, I have seven in a ten gallon, and one in a vase”

•the urge to punch every chain store retail worker who says that “gold fish are good starter pets!!1!!11! Put it in this 0.2 gallon tank!! Hell! Put it in half a cup of water!!!”

•people who brag that they kept a betta fish alive for “a whole month!”

•algae. Where did all this algae come from??

•your floor is terribly warped from all the water dripping onto it. Your landlord is horrified

•crying for an hour because you spilled an e n t i r e bottle of Flourish

•Prime. Just… Just don’t smell it. Ever.

•getting your friends to smell Prime

•"I want a planted tank!!“ "ALL MY PLANTS ARE DYING”

•you bought twelve shrimp. You never see them again.

•p o n d s n a i l s

•being too sensitive to cull baby snails, getting them their own tank instead

•eating a fish flake. Just once. You just wanted to know what it tasted like

•you will never be satisfied with your tank. Ever.

•retirement fund? More like retimeformorefishtanks fund

•loving each individual fish like your first born child

•you know the difference between all fifty of your neon tetras

•water changes with sand

•-buys adorable chili rasboras- -betta eats them- that was the most expensive snack you’ve ever eaten you idiot

Feel free to add your own

Soulmates AU; Jungkook

Originally posted by bangtan

Summary; You and your s/o are connected by a red line tied at your pinky. Even though the line is invisible, there is a small red line on your pinky. It’s your decision to go out and find your s/o. There is no time limit and no countdown. 

a/n; kinda based it off Your Name promo photos!! I just finished that movie last night because of the thunder and it was so sweet!!

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-you loved your red line

-you loved it

-ever since you were little you’ve always known it was there

-and you were told at a young age that it was for your best boi to find you 

-so you just accepted it and just waited for them to come to you

-like a princess waiting for their prince 

-aNNYEONG NANEUN URI JIBUI PRINCESS

-sorry i love pristin suppORT MY CHILDREN 

-so yeah

-like the song

-you were kind of the princess of your home

-you were protected at all costs

-you weren’t allowed to leave the house without a guardian 

-and you were always their little princess no matter where you went 

-when you got a little older

-like when you were 13

-you were confused about the string again since you never noticed it was there

-so you asked your parents again

-and your mum sat you down

-and told you the same thing that she said when you were younger

-and you asked her to explain it again

-meanwhile on the other end

-Jeon Jungkook 12 year old who is having a crisis about who it on the other side of this line that’s attached to him

-you were also worried about who was on the other side

-you hoped they were sweet 

-kind 

-and amazing

-again

-you asked her what it meant 

-you knew it had something to do with someone on the other side

-but you asked just to be sure

-your mum gave up with the ‘treasured little princess’ gig and sat you down for a proper talk about the red line

-”let me explain to you what that red line means….you have your soulmate on the other end of that line.”

-”do I know them?”

-”you don’t know who they are…but you know they’re the one for you just because of this line. Everyone has this invisible line attached to them and their soulmate.”

-”ok…..why is it on my pinky though?”

-”it’s like a promise to find them, that’s why it’s on your pinky…like a pinky promise.”

-”well i’m keeping that promise to find them!”

-”you’ve kept that promise ever since you were born….”

-”i have? so my soulmate and i have been connected for a long time now….”

-you had asked your mum to go find them straight away 

-but she asked you to wait a while just to find them

-so that you’re ready and that they’re ready too

-so you waited

-and waited

-and waited 

-and waited

-ok so maybe you waited a little longer than you hoped you would

-you waited for 5 years

-wow

-you had enough of waiting

-so one morning

-that one special morning

-you woke up

-and decided to find them that day

-you wanted to see them

-and to know them

-and

-to maybe fall in love with them

-so you got up

-got your nicest clothes on

-and just had breakfast

-it was 8 in the morning

-your mum had never seen you up so early in the morning before

-it was crazy to see you up at this time

-”y/n?? what are you doing up so early…? are you getting a job or something??”

-”i’m going to find my soulmate i’ve waited so long for this”

-”hey y/n are you sure about this?”

-”of course”

-”really?”

-”why? do you not want me to?”

-”….my mum told me that when i went to find my soulmate….it meant that i was growing up…i just want to make sure that you’re ready to grow up to be with this person…”

-”i am mum. don’t worry. im ready for this. besides…i’m always dad’s and your little princess.”

-”that’s all i needed to hear. now, go and find this boy and fall in love with him.”

-”got it mum!”

-as soon as you finished getting ready 

-you were out the door

-and you were already following the red line

-every corner that you went around the red line would still be around that corner

-so you ran down the road following it

-seeing that it disappeared behind you

-you were on the right track 

-so getting on the train downtown

-you found that the red line came out at a station you were familiar with

-it was the station you would get off to go into the middle of the city 

-you followed it up to the exit

-and it seemed to become stiff and off the ground

-like when you pull a string it become stiff and sturdy

-not sturdy but it became strong 

-he was close 

-it also…

-kind of felt like 

-you were being pulled closer to him

-so you just followed it

-and were lead to the centre of the city’s shopping district

-you were kind of thirsty so you stopped off for a drink while you read a book

-meanwhile on the other end

-Jungkook was close to seeing you and finding out who is soulmate was

-but……..

-just as he passed a coffee shop

-you found that the red string

-was attached to him 

-you looked up and packed up your bag

-you also quickly finished your drink too

-yeah fun try downing a whole fruit cooler in 10 minutes

-if you do

-you’re going to have a bad time

-so walking out the shop

-the red string became tight

-and it was like someone was pulling you towards the other end

-scratch that

-you were actually being pulled to the other end

-you kept on being pulled

-until you came to a bumpy stop

-as in you bumped into someone

-he was tall as heck

-and he was…..

-pretty good looking

-he turned around and just saw you

-but noticed that the red string was shorter than before

-it was actually as short as the distance between your hands

-oh it was like a fairytale drama–

-wait

-you were stuck in a day dream

-wait again

-this tall good looking cute guy was your soulmate?! 

-h o l d     o n     a m     i    o n     p u n k ’ d    i  s     a s h t o n    k u t c h e r     g o n n a   c o m e      o u t    o f     t h a t    l u s h    s t o r e 

-you were shoooooooooooook

-but you snapped out of your daydream or being punk’d by ashton kutcher to see that the person was apologising a lot

-”are you okay??”

-”i’m fine don’t worry”

-you went to move some hair out of your face

-but when you did

-you forgot that the string was pretty tight and kind of pulled you or him along if either one of you pulled the string

-and you did that

-and he was accidentally pulled closer to you

-that wasn’t your intention

-but you didn’t mind

-the blush on your face agreed

-”i’m guess you’re my soulmate??”

-”well that does the string say?”

-”the string says–”

-the boy looked down

-and the string was vanishing

-and he started to panic a little

-”WHERE IS IT GOING”

-”don’t worry!! it means that you found me…hi i’m y/n”

-he looked back to you and there was just a huge smile on his face wow

-him smiling made you smile

-”I’m jungkook….well…i found you…what next?”

-”how about getting something to eat?”

-”sure.”

-and in that moment he just grabbed your hand and held it tight

-while eating

-you found out that your soulmate is the cutest bunny person ever

-but….

-he’s also a massive meme 

-god fuckin dammit


“y/n….oh my god…”

“what? what is–”

“goofy is the only disney character to fuck……he has an actual son…not a nephew or anything……he wasn’t adopting either….”

“jungkook why are you thinking about–”

“just imagine…in the middle of the night…he’s boning someone ”

“jungkook what the fuck–”

“and you just hear”

“jeon jungkook don’t you–”

“GA-HYUK”

“JEON JUNGKOOK WHAT THE FUCK”

anonymous asked:

i wanna hear all about the cursed child when you finish it haha i've only seen spoilers so far but oh boy lol

ALL THE SPOILERS ARE TRUE AND JUST AS ABJECTLY RIDICULOUS IN CONTEXT AS THEY SOUND OUT OF CONTEXT, H O W E V E R, ALL THE SPOILERS NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT: 

a) everything Scorpius Malfoy says and does will make you want to strap on armour and charge into battle for love of him, 

b) one of Scorpius’s first lines is ‘I’ve always regarded the Pepper Imp as the king of the confectionary bag’, which renders the whole Everyone Thinks Scorpius Is Voldemort’s Son subplot/mystery UTTERLY UNNECESSARY because OF COURSE THIS RIDICULOUS CHILD IS THE FRUIT OF DRACO MALFOY’S LOINS, 

c) Draco gets some weighty shit to say/is just Redemption Arc AF all the way through, so 

d) HAZ AND DRAZ MAKE FRIENDS and 

e) Draco gets to join The Gang for World-Saving Hijinks, which means 

f) some scenes are DRARRY AF AS FUCK, but mainly 

g) everything about this play will make you Team Malfoy Forever, holy shit, like, wtf, 

h) at one point Harry and Draco are duelling and Draco goes ‘Keep up, old man’ and Harry’s like ‘WE’RE THE SAME AGE, DRACO’ which made me laugh so hard I had to put the book down for a good five minutes, 

i) it also bears mentioning that RON AND HERMIONE ARE IN LOVE IN EVERY TIMELINE, god bless @whoever the hell wrote this thing, 

j) speaking of whoever wrote this thing, they took the whole ‘Harry couldn’t really hear the commentary during the first Triwizard Task very well from his position in the Champions’ Tent’ and handed us Ludo Bagman yelling DOG DIGGITY, CEDRIC DIGGORY, YOU ARE A DOGGY DYNAMO! which I will be forever thankful for, 

k) Albus and Scorpius make their great escape off the Hogwarts Express while it’s in motion and the trolley witch turns into a terrifying Immortal Guardian of the Train and hurls explosive pasties at them, while casually dropping into the admittedly weird conversation that Fred’n’George and the Marauders all tried to get off the train while it was moving, EMPHASIS ON ‘TRIED’, 

l) turns out my SCORP LAD WOT LAD “joke” was completely inaccurate as, world-ending and illegal shenanigans aside, Scorpius and Albus are BORING NERDS, but 

m) their entire relationship is a personification of the ‘I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining’ text post, and 

n) I am 100% positive that by the time they turn 16 they will be Experimenting and Laughing It Off while also Staring Wistfully At Each Other While The Other One’s Not Paying Attention, because oh my god, they are completely smitten with each other, LITERALLY, 

o) when plot things happen and Harry won’t let them see each other anymore, there’s an ENTIRE MONTAGE of them being DESOLATE AND DISTRAUGHT, the word “heartbroken” is used about both of them, Draco bursts into Harry and Ginny’s house like ‘MY SON IS IN TEARS POTTER, WTF’, it’s all very Fraught and Forbidden Romance-y, and when they’re allowed to be friends again they’re like ‘you’re… the best person I know… you… make me stronger…’ ‘…!! … that’s so nice… I didn’t like my life without you in it… !!!’ and then Albus tells Scorpius he’s kind from the depths of his belly to the tips of his fingers which is the most ROMANTIC SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, ALBUS POTTER GOT GAME SON, but anyway, they’re in love, fight me, WHAT ELSE? 

p) Harry does all the cooking, 

q) Draco gets excited about a farmer’s market, 

r) Ron is the fucking best person on planet earth, probably, 

s) Harry and Draco burst into Slytherin and try to get up to the dormitory to find Albus and Scorpius and this one kid is yelling at them like ‘PARENTS AREN’T ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE COMMON ROOMS WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF-’ and McGonagall just appears and says ‘Please don’t be tiresome, Craig’ and honestly if I was Craig I’d never show my face again, 

t) I forgot to mention that in the weird Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU Scorpius gets to talk to Snape and blah blah blah plot Snape is giving him a pep talk like ‘Think about Albus. You’re giving up your kingdom for Albus, right? One person. All it takes is one person.’ which is just… indescribably romo, and 

u) in the Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU dark Draco Malfoy is still better at dadding than regular timeline Harry Potter, which I don’t think any of us saw coming, 

v) Harry asks Draco what he wanted to do as a grown-up when he was a kid and Draco says ‘Quidditch. But I wasn’t good enough. Mainly I wanted to be happy.’ which is honestly just fucking savage and I can’t believe I lived through it, ALSO I had to read the line ‘It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy’ with my own eyes, so I’m taking tomorrow off work, 

w) this incredibly soul-baring and candid convo comes on the heels of HARRY COMING FOR DUMBLEDORE(’S PORTRAIT) ABOUT HOW DUMBLEDORE TREATED HARRY AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. he yells at Dumbledore until Dumbledore is LITERALLY WEEPING. I don’t even want to tell you what he says because you all need to experience that moment of cleansing rightness in your lives, 

x) despite all the batshit plot things, the play actually deals with all the characters’ traumas FAR BETTER than the series ever did. we get actual GINNY and TOM RIDDLE shit in this play guys! it gets talked about! how it affected Ginny gets talked about! Harry has nightmares! Harry vents his feelings! Draco tells Harry about how alone he felt and how that sent him to such a bad place! Draco, Ginny and Harry understand each other and bond over shared trauma! who the fuck expected this! not fucking me! 

y) I was emotional as hell throughout because I’m nothing if not dramatic but there’s a bit towards the very end involving HAGRID, THE BEST DUDE, that legit made me sob my little heart out from the agony of two decades’ worth of accumulated feelings about this series, 

 z) so yeah. Harry has to watch his parents die because Albus is a rebellious little emo gobshite who got a crush on a live-action DeviantArt OC from 2005 called Delphi who has silvery-blue hair and is secretly Voldemort and Bellatrix’s lovechild, BUT WHO CARES, I FUCKING LOVE HARRY POTTER AND I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE READING THIS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED CRACKFIC, 10/10, WOULD EXPERIENCE PURE JOY AGAIN!!!!!

Th1rteen R3asons Why

You wanna know what PISSES me off C L A Y W A S T H E O N L Y O N E O N T H E T A P E S T H A T C A R E D Clay took time to listen to the tapes because it was too hard to difficult to hear not only the person he loved, but someone who he cared for deeply talk about why. Clay couldn’t find out why he was there it made him feel horrible…BECAUSE HE JUST WANTED HER TO BE HAPPY AND HE NEVER TRIED TO HURT HER. Clay already lost somebody JEFF and that was for the most part and accident AND it hurt him BUT HANNAH FUCKING DESTROYED HIM CLAY WOULD’VE DONE WHAT EVER HE COULD’VE IF HE KNEW BUT BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SCARED OF HIS FEELINGS AND DIDN’T WANT TO HURT HANNAH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. HE LEFT…BECAUSE…SHE SAID TO. AND IT’S SOO FUCKING SAD NOT HER FIRST KISS NOT HER FIRST NEW FRIEND NOT HER FIRST NEW GUY FRIEND NOT THE GIRL SHE KISSED NOT THE BOY WHO WANTED HER NOT THE GIRL WHO SAID SHE WOULD CALL NOT THE BOY WHO FUCKING STALKED HER OUT OF L O V E NOT THE GUY WHO SAID I DIDNT HEAR NO NOT THE TEACHER WHO COULD’VE STOPPED IT NOT THE BOY WHO DIDN’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO TREAT HER NOT THE BOY SHE TOLD EVERYTHING TO NOT ANYBODY THEY LISTENED MORE THAN ONCE MAYBE IN A NIGHT BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T CARE THEY JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY THEY WERE THERE AND WHO ELSE WOULD KNOW THEY DIDN’T CARE THAT T H E Y F U C K I N G K I L L E D H E R

Originally posted by pennytlr

little things on the great comet obcr

• the looooong accordion part
• hélène is a SLUT
• uNeXpEcTeDLy ViLe
• I STIIIIIILLLLL WANT TO DOOOO SOMETHIIIIING
• mosc-OH instead of mosc-OW
• WEEEEEELCOME, WELCOME TO MOSCOW
• cOuNtEsS nAtALyA (sOfiA aLeXaNdRoVnA)
• i blush…. happily…..
• IVE AGED SO VEEERRRRRY MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
• nicholas belton in all of private and intimate life
• eVeRyOnE hAs aLwAyS LiKeD mE
• NATASHA IS YOUNG, AND WORTHLESS AND DUMB
• may i present countess natALYA ROSTOOOOVA
• natasha’s SALTINESS in natasha & bolkonskys
• S A Y S T H E M E A N O L D M A N I N H I S U N D E R T H I N G S
• deneé being an angel in no one else
• sTOP MOONING AND MOANING, WE’LL MISS THE CURTAIN
• the actual opera in “the opera”
• but now, i liiiike it, verrrry much indeed
• the ensemble echoing “corpulence” after pierre
• the air of a cONnOsEuR. I WILLL MAAAAKE LOOOVE TO HER. bEtTer nOt, mOnSiEuR
• well, sweet sister, yOu cErTaInLy bRiNg oUt tHe bEaSt iN mEn. what can i say? it’s a g i f t
• sleep it off, and be happy we liiiived to love another day
• LIFE AND LOVE I DON’T DESERVE
• all of dust and ashes
• oh sonya WHY IS HE LYING DOWN?
• sUUUUUNDAY MORNING, T I M E F A C H U R C H
• that high note in charming
• the new instrumental in the ball
• WAAAAAITING AT THE DOOR, WAAAAITING AT THE DOOR, WAAAAITING
• the chorus joining her in “i will love you, anatole”
• the new end part
• SIX HUNDRED THREE SCORE AND SIX
• cauuught in the waaaave of history
• that gravelly sexy A LOOOOVE LETTER
• YES!!! YES!!! I LOVE HIM
• perhaps all is over between me and bolkonsky, would you think so badly of me?
• I HAAAAATE YOU SONYA
• ive been unable to wriiiiite all morning
• WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TO BE LIKE HIM
• a what a what a dont dont
• balaga shouting “THATS MY SONG!”
• EVERYONE RAISE A GLASS, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *holds note for eternity*
• the dance break in the abduction
• the actual glass breaking
• WOOOOOOOOOOAH! HERES TO…. HAPPINESS, FREEDOM, AND LIFE
• waIT WAIIIIT WAAAAAAIIIIIIT… SHUT THE DOORS
• NOW YOU L I S T E N T O M E W H E N I S P E A K T O Y O U I N M Y H O U S E I N M Y H O U S E D O Y O U HE A R WH AT IM SA YING OR N OT
• dONT TOUCH ME
• whaaaaaaaaat? what can they want with me?
• NATASHA AND A N A T O L E K U R A G I N!!!!! what??? excuse me bitch??
• ANATOLE, FIND ANATOLE
• i dOnT bELiEvE yOu. hE cAnT bE mArRiEd!!!!!
• BE QUIET. I WILL NOT GREET YOU.
• what what? dont dont!
• fine i take them back, i take them back, and i ask you to forgive me.
• nATASHA VERY ILL *sobs*
• nicholas belton in pierre & andrey
• THERES A WAAAAAR GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN
• dOnT cALL hiM bAd, but i don’t know. i don’t know at all
• if i were not….. myself… but the…. brightest…. handsomest…. best… man… on earth….. and….. if i were…. free…. i would…. get down…. on my knees…. THIS MINUTE…. and ask you… for your hand…. and…. for your love….
• SHIIIIIIIIINES THE GREEEEEEAT COMET OF 1812
• into a new LIFE….

S E V E N T E E N

All texts, imagines, scenarios and reactions. Marked with Angst, Fluff, Humor or more than one.

By Member:

S.Coups / Seungcheol↠

Casual Texts- {One} {Two

Big Brother!Seungcheol {Comedy}- He doesn’t seem to understand why you feel the need to hang out with his members.

Jeonghan↠

Giraffe {Fluff}- 

Pretend {Angst}- His love for you was only pretend.

Joshua↠

Casual Texts- {One} {Two}

Resent you no more {Angst/Fluff} An argument leaves you questioning everything.

Jun↠

Dance With Me {Fluff}- You try and convince Jun to leave the studio for once.

Picnic Date {Fluff}- It’s mid summer and staying home is not an option for you two.

I’m Not Okay- Pt.1  Pt.2

Hoshi / Soonyoung↠

Leave {Angst}- You’re not really sure if you want him to leave or not.

10:10 {Angst}- He wasn’t happy with the way his eyes looked, and you tried to make him see them differently.

Wonwoo↠

Casual Texts- {One}

Woozi / Jihoon↠

Casual Texts- {One}

This Right Here {Angst and Fluff} Woozi often wonders why you’re still with him.

Dk / Seokmin↠

NOTHING YET

Mingyu↠

Acceptance {Slight Angst and Fluff} Mingyu’s having a hard time finding himself.

Casual Texts- {One} {Two}

The8 / Minghao↠

Just Us Right Here {Fluff}- A lazy day with Minghao.

Seungkwan↠

NOTHING YET

Vernon / Hansol↠

Casual Texts- {One} {Two}

Angst Texts- {One}

Surprise {Fluff}- You surprise him for his birthday.

Half and Half {Angst, Fluff}- He’s always been an optimistic person. He sees the best in each situation, but you don’t. He can’t compare the amount of racial things he went through to what you go through now.

Dino / Chan↠

Yandere Texts- {One}

By Unit:

V O C A L ↠

H I P H O P↠

Everyday Texts- {1} {1.5}

P E R F O R M A N C E↠

Being Prince!Jin’s Guard

I can’t actually believe I’m about to type this out but thank you all so fucking much for 4,900 followers !!! How why what thank you I wanna give you all big hugs you’re all so sweet and wonderful to me and I appreciate it so so much and I can’t thank you enough so thank you thank you thank you !!! Okay so this was requested so long ago but I just I ne e d it in my life, I’ve been loving prince!BTS so much lately like I just keep wanting to write it and this sounded like a great way to do it, my first ever series was guard!BTS so this is like a lil nod to that, to start us off as he always does is the amazing, ever-so-loving first member of the hyung line who is looking sup e r c ute as always, Kim Seokjin aka Jin

  • For the reverse situation (Jin as the guard) click here, part two is here
  • In the first guard AU, I left it up to the reader to decide whether the love was strictly platonic, whether it was like a family type of thing or whether it was romantic (part two of the guard series was written in a romantic light so if you wanna see that, the link is up there as well) so I’ll be doing the same thing here
  • Okay so I just wanna do a visual aspect to this bc I don’t think I did a visual bit with prince!BTS and that’s really just a shame I lo v e visuals so much bc I feel like they help me picture the entire beyond the scene
  • Realistically speaking here, any version of Jin is automatically a prince bc have you seen that man he holds himself tall, he’s got charm, he’s got those pretty puppy dog brown eyes that I love so fucking much I’m getting !!! just thinking about how much I love this man
  • You could literally picture this whole AU with any hair color he’s had and it’d work
  • Blonde?? oh hell yeah
  • Shaggy War of Hormone hair??? F o r s u r e
  • The greenish brown from I need you??? Y U P
  • For the sake of choosing just one color, I’m gonna use the pink hair bc that was just a beautiful look that can make a comeback any fucking time he wants it to and in the Wings jacket photo shoot, he looked like a prince I will fight for this concept
  • Okay but this look i s prince!Jin entirely, the white shirt, the black pants, it all fits so well
  • Jin as a prince is overall very kind, very down to earth, he know that he’s the future king so he spends a lot of time with everyone in his city/village/town whatever you wanna call it and gets a really good grasp on what they actually want and need so that when it’s his turn to rule, he can help them
  • Like he has a lil journal that he keeps secret and every time he visits his people and gets a feel of what they want, he writes it down in his journal along with a couple of ideas on how to fix the problem
  • You catch him writing in it one day and if your heart wasn’t already his, it definitely is now bc he genuinely doesn’t have to do all of that, he could just stick to what he wants to city to look like, what he wants to do as a king but instead, he focuses on making sure his people are well taken care of and that they’re happy and content with life
  • Being his guard is actually really fun bc he doesn’t make it feel like a job at all
  • He’s one of those people that are s o welcoming like I feel like he could sit next to a stranger and just become best friends with them bc he’s so funny, he’s outgoing, he’s s w e e t as can be, he’s the whole package he’s such a good best friend
  • He makes it really easy to forget that you’re supposed to be guarding him bc you spend so much time just joking around and being friends
  • He’s so down to earth, even though he’s quite literally got a crown on his head and he’s so playful like he keeps you laughing a l l d a y l o n g
  • You’re still smiling when you walk back to your room bc he’s just such a ball of sunshine and jokes and you two have so many inside jokes with each other and his la uGH is so cute you gotta laugh along with him
  • You have to go through a shit ton of training just to become a guard and then even more training to become the prince’s (and in the future, king’s) guard so it takes a wh il e to get to the point where you can guard him alone without any of the other guards with you
  • So at first, you have to take the job really really seriously and you have to pay attention to everything his old guard tells you, you have to know Jin’s schedule at all times, you have to know where’s he at and who he’s with, you have to be ready to protect him if anything goes wrong
  • It’s a lot of stress at first bc it’s all so new but tbh, once you get to know Jin and see how amazing he is, you don’t mind it bc he deserves the protection, he’s worth being busy all day and night
  • It gets a l o t easier once you find your rhythm and figure out a schedule for yourself and get used to all of it
  • Like every night before bed, you double check his schedule for the next day and make sure everything is lining up okay, you check to see if he’s meeting up with anyone
  • Jin also makes it so much better, he’s really really good at distracting you from the stress
  • Like you thought, after all of the training from the royal guards, that the job was gonna be su p e r stressful and that you wouldn’t last long at all before you had to quit but here you are, a couple years later, still going strong
  • The thing that really brings you two closer is this one night where he comforts you and you open up to him and he opens up to you
  • There’s this one day where Jin gets really really close to getting possibly crushed by a statue after someone bumps into it and he moves them out of the way and tries to shield them but thankfully the statue misses the both of them by a couple of inches
  • You’re so ?? bc it all happens so quickly and you have zero time to actually protect him, which is your job and he could’ve been seriously injured
  • He sees you crying that night and of course, Jin just being Jin, he can’t walk away once he hears you sniffling so he sits down with you and you two start talking
  • He’s got his arm over your shoulders (which is technically a no no but he doesn’t really care) so he can keep you close and make you feel safe, even though you’re supposed to be the one making him feel safe
  • You two start talking about the stress of your jobs, his as a prince and yours as his guard of course, and you realize he’s under a lot of pressure too?? like he’s got an entire kingdom to run in just a couple months and he has to worry about laws, etiquette, marriage, making sure he can be both stern and giving
  • You promise each other to help each other through it all and that’s the day where you two form this really close bond and it kinda re-energizes you and makes you wanna work even harder to help him out as much as you can, not just as a guard but also as a friend
  • His hugs become something you look forward to bc you just feel so safe when you’re in his arms and you know he feels the same
  • It’s really hard not to love being around him bc he’s so amazing and so so sweet and thoughtful
  • He gives you a lot of days off even though technically guards don’t really have “days off” they have shifts where like one guard will watch over him during the day or for a couple of hours and then the next guard will come in but since you’re his personal guard, your shifts are a bit longer and you’re kinda the boss of the team of guards for him so you have to be on site at all times just in case of any emergencies
  • But he still bends all of those rules and sends you out to places on “official castle duty” even though the reality is he’s just telling you to go into town and enjoy your day, go to the park if you want to, get some ice cream, hang out with friends or family or go see some animals, anything you want to do
  • You two are just really really close and you’d do everything you possibly could to keep him safe

so this is basically entirely inspired by my favourite dessert dish Kreme Brulee’s fic Drop Dead Gorgeous (found here http://archiveofourown.org/works/10379340/chapters/22922466 ) but basically my take on ghostcree meeting hanners is an AU where lawyer Hanzo is part of a firm that just moved to a new office, absolutely lovely old building that nonetheless for some reason nobody’s wanted for a very very long time (think decades and decades) and after they settle in weord shit starts happening, nothing harmful but like. Little pranks and jumpscares. Then someone digs up the history of the building and it turns out it’s supposedly haunted and Hanzo thinks that’s just a load of bullshit but one day this really shady asshole shows up at the firm to basically like start yelling at one of the lawyers and making threats (probably getting sued by one of the firm’s clients) and Hanzo is in the process of calling the cops when suddenly the lights start flickering and there’s this sudden chill in the air and WHAM

Every fucking door in the entire office slams, at the exact same time

Dead silence throughout the entire office, the shady asshole nearly had a heart attack and just kinda wheezes “the fuck was that!?” and he makes a couple more weak threats but hightails it pretty quick after that

Next day Lena shows up with a fucking Ouija board and a determination to make contact with their ghost

Turns out his name is jesse mccree

“Are you the same ghost who’s been haubting the building for fifty years!?”

1 5 0 A C T U A L Y

“… *giggling* uh, sorry, you missed an L.”

F U C K Y O U

more serious questions include why he’s haunting the building/how he died but mccree isn’t really keen in talking about that

E X C U S E Y O U T H A T S P E R S O N A L

things are rather interesting around the office after that

Morrison: Were you the one who put pins on my office chair?

Y E P

Morrison: Why!?

T H O U G H T T H E Y D G O W I T H T H E S T I C K U P Y O U R A S S

lena has to stop jack from calling a priest to exorcise the building

“I mean, he seems pretty harmless so far, don’t you think?”

They all agree that as long as mccree doesn’t seem dangerous they’re just gonna cohabitate, Lena asks if there’s anything McCree would like and he mentions he misses mariachi music and likes modern country too so lena leaves a quiet radio on a country station and buys some mariachi CDs for Jesse to listen to and they keep the ouija board around in case they need to talk to jesse

This is all very surreal to Hanzo who’s just like “how the fuck is this my life now” amd is probably feeling more emotions but i need to figure out more of japanese ghostlore to figure out exactly how hanzo might be feeling

Later tho Hanzo finds put Lena’s been taking the ouija board into her office and just been having a lot of conversations with mccree when she’s on her break etc and she’s been learning a lot about him

“He’s a cowboy and he’s originally from Sante Fe, New Mexico! He won’t really say how he wound up here of all places, except that he travelled a lot in his life, but can you imagine Hanzo? A cowboy from a hundred and fifty years ago?” cue SPARKLING EYES OF EXCITEMENT

Now mind you ever since they first moved into the office Jesse McCree the ‘Friendly Ghost’ has been messing with Hanzo in a bery particular way. Namely, any time he leaves his office (Jesse is usually polite enough not to bother people in their offices while they’re working unless he’s incredibly bored) Jesse has a knack for knocking things off counters around Hanzo and making him pick them up. Pens, empty cups, etc. So after a bit of this Hanzo finally gets the courage to take the ouija board into his office and just ask “Alright, why do you keep knocking my things to the floor?”

And for a long while there’s just silence

“…McCree? Are you there?” as Hanzo’s starting to feel foolish doing this

Y E S

“…Well? Did I offend you somehow?”

N O N O T H I N G L I K E T H A T

starting to get slightly annoyed “Well, what is it then?”

Another long silence, then finally: I M S O R R Y I J U S T L I K E L O O K I N G A T Y O U R A S S W H E N Y O U B E N D O V E R

Hanzo feels a piece of his soul dying as he turns absolutely brick red

After a minute or so of continued silence Jesse continues I W O N T D O I T A N Y M O R E

hanzo still doesn’t react

P L E A S E D O N T E X O R C I S E M E

“…..just. Do not let it happen again.”

hanzo will never tell anyone at the office about this for as long as he lives

Where My Demons Hide

Hey! Here’s a Darkiplier story for y’all! I actually wrote this like six hours ago but I finished it just in time to go to worka nd I didn’ thave time to post it here. So, here’s a last-minute story for Halloween. Enjoy. :)

This story is also available on AO3 here.


           “Hey guys, what’s up? Happy Halloween!”

           Mark was facing the camera with a grin on his face. Tyler sat across the table from him. They had some candles lit between them, but they didn’t offer enough light to illuminate the entire capture, so they’d set up some stage lights behind the tripod. The bright glow of the lightbulbs seared his vision. He tried not to squint.

           “So today, Tyler over here came up with the wonderful idea to use a spirit board on camera,” Mark announced, “because why the fuck not, apparently.”

           Tyler laughed, the picture of ease. Mark envied his confidence.

           “What are you, chicken?” he jeered, his elbows resting comfortably on the table. “These things are total crap anyway, you know that.”

           “Well, I mean….”

           Tyler raised his eyebrows, and his smile widened. “Do you actually believe in these things, dude?”

           Mark shrugged, his eyes darting to the Ouija board with a spark of unease. “Well, I…I’m not saying I don’t believe in them.”

           “We got this from a fucking toy store, dude.”

           “Yeah, I know! I’m just saying anything could happen.”

           He looked at Tyler, whose stare clearly begged the question Are you just hamming this shit up for the video?

           Mark wished he were. He’d felt uncomfortable with the situation ever since Tyler had brought the game home from Target. Sure, it was probably a piece of junk, but still…what if?

           It was a stupid fear to have, and Mark knew it. So he plastered a smile onto his face and rolled his eyes, as if to say, Yes, duh. I’m not a pussy.

           “Anyway,” he continued, addressing the camera once more, “we’re gonna try this thing out and see if we can find any spooky scary spirits in my house.”

           Tyler chuckled. “Dude, this is either gonna be really dumb or really bad.”

           Yeah, no fucking joke.

           Tyler fished the planchette out of the box while Mark explained how to use a Ouija board to the camera. They knew the stupid basics: don’t play alone, don’t let go of the planchette until you’re done playing, blah blah blah.

           “We may not even upload this video, depending on if anything interesting actually happens,” he finished up while Tyler prepared the setup. “So if anyone’s watching this, I guess something at least vaguely spooky is gonna happen.”

           “Yeah, so be warned,” Tyler added on. “And don’t go looking in the comments for jumpscare warnings. That’s cheating.”

           Mark’s heart skipped a beat. Swallowing, he turned back to the board and placed his fingertips on the planchette. Tyler copied him. They looked at each other for a moment.

           “Uh…are you gonna start it?” Mark asked him.

           “Why do I have to start it? This is your channel.”

           “Well this was your bullshit idea, so you get to carry it out.”

           Tyler shrugged and began swirling the planchette around. Mark was pretty sure that wasn’t how you used it, but he didn’t correct him.

           “Uh…O Spirit Realm, my name is Tyler and this is my friend Mark. Do you have any ghosts that wanna say hi?”

           Mark was still nervous, but he couldn’t help giggling. “That was the stupidest thing you’ve ever said, dude.”

           They stopped moving the planchette and stared at it for a moment. It sat as still as a stone.

           “Guess that’s a no,” Tyler said with a laugh.

           “C’mon, let’s try again,” Mark urged. Even if they had to fake it, he at least wanted to get one interesting shot out of this video. “Hey! Dark and evil spirits! Anyone wanna tussle with the likes of us?!”

           He waited. Tyler was clearly trying not to laugh. Then, slowly but surely, the planchette drifted over and covered the word yes.

           Mark and Tyler stared at each other, each daring the other to admit they’d moved it. Tyler shrugged.

           “Uh…who’re we talking to?” Tyler asked the universe, an amused smile playing at his lips.

           The planchette didn’t hesitate. It drifted across the letters quickly, so quickly that Mark barely had time to read the message aloud to the audience.

           C-A-L-L M-E D-A-R-K

           “…‘Call me Dark?’” he echoed with a frown. “The fuck kinda name is that?”

           The planchette leapt into action with much more fervor than before. It moved with speed that Tyler clearly wasn’t putting behind it with his barely-touching fingertips.

           W-A-T-C-H Y-O-U-R T-O-N-E

           Tyler glanced up at Mark confusedly. “Dude, are you fucking with me right now?”

           Mark didn’t answer. The planchette sat still, a sleeping predator waiting for the next moment to act.

           “I, uh…well who are you, Dark?” he asked aloud, not knowing what to believe.

           The planchette moved methodically, as if a third hand were guiding it across the board.

           A-N O-L-D F-R-I-E-N-D O-F Y-O-U-R-S

           Mark’s frown deepened. “Tyler, if you’re kidding with me, it’s not funny,” he said seriously.

           “Shut up, dude. I know you’re doing it.”

           Mark had a few dead loved ones, but none of them would say things like this to him if they were still alive. He stared at Tyler hard, searching for a lie. Tyler looked somewhere between confused and a little entertained, as if he still believed this was a joke.

           “I don’t know anyone named Dark,” Mark announced.

           I H-A-V-E B-E-E-N W-A-T-C-H-I-N-G Y-O-U

           “Tyler, cut it the fuck out.”

           “I’m not doing anything, dude!” Tyler sounded pretty defensive. Mark’s heart began to pound.

           The planchette began moving again. Tyler crossed his arms over his chest, seeming fed up with the nonsense.

           I K-N-O-W W-H-O Y-O-U A-R-E

           The room around Mark seemed to spin. He looked up and around. His surroundings were distorting. Tyler stared back at him, his form fuzzy and elongated like a funhouse mirror reflection.

           “Mark, what are you doing?” His voice sounded like it was coming from underwater.

           I K-N-O-W W-H-A-T Y-O-U F-E-E-L

           Mark couldn’t see the Ouija board anymore, though he could still feel the planchette under his fingers. The words were being spoken aloud now, somewhere between a whisper and a growl. Mark swung his head wildly, searching for the source.

           I H-A-V-E K-N-O-W-N Y-O-U A-L-L Y-O-U-R L-I-F-E

           Behind Tyler, amidst the warped image that used to be Mark’s office space, a shape began to congeal. It was tall and gangly, with arms that hung almost all the way down to its ankles, and fingers that ended in sharp, knifelike points.

           I H-A-V-E W-A-I-T-E-D F-O-R T-H-I-S D-A-Y F-O-R A L-O-N-G T-I-M-E

           Mark gulped hard. He wanted to ask what day he’d been waiting for, but when he opened his mouth he found that his voice was gone. The shadowy shape firmed up into a pitch-black form with a hollow smile. It didn’t move its lips to speak.

           I H-A-V-E A-L-W-A-Y-S W-A-N-T-E-D T-O S-P-E-A-K W-I-T-H Y-O-U

           Why? Mark thought, feeling faint. Either he was hallucinating so much that he was going to pass out, or the world was actually ending and he was about to die.

           B-E-C-A-U-S-E Y-O-U-R B-O-D-Y I-S S-O B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

           The creature strode forward, passing through the blob that used to be Tyler and the table, and two spider-like hands gripped Mark’s shoulders and forced him backwards, tumbling through time and space and not hitting the floor.

           Mark closed his eyes, turning end over end, but when he opened him he was right back in the same chair he’d always been in, his fingertips still lightly touching the planchette. Tyler was staring at him in what looked like annoyance.

           “Look dude, if you didn’t wanna do this you should’ve just said something,” he snapped. “Your joke isn’t funny.”

           Mark’s head felt fuzzy and strange. “But I didn’t….”

           “Forget it. I’ll shut the camera off. Just find some stupid horror game to play. If you didn’t want my help, you shouldn’t have asked for it.” Grumbling, Tyler stood up, flicked the camera off, and strode out the door without another word.

           “But didn’t you…see any of that?” Mark asked aloud, even though Tyler was already gone. He stood up and backed away from the Ouija board slowly, his skin still crawling. It must’ve all been…a dream? A hallucination? Had someone slipped him something?

           He backed into the wall. He was covered in goosebumps from head to toe, and he was covered in gross, sticky sweat. He bunched up the bottom of his T-shirt in his hands and wiped his forehead with it.

           When he lowered his T-shirt and opened his eyes, he was standing eye-to-eye with himself. For half a second he thought he was looking in a mirror, but then the copy smiled, and Mark realized that its eyes were some swirling mixture of red and black, and its smile was cracked jaggedly into its cheeks on both sides like a broken doll’s.

           Mark practically threw up. He tried to back away, but the imposter grabbed him by the back of the neck and held him firmly in place, eyeballing him up and down with a kind of sadistic hunger, like a jungle cat playing with its prey.

           T-H-A-N-K-S F-O-R T-H-E B-O-D-Y, it intoned, its mouth frozen in an unmoving grin. I N-E-V-E-R C-O-U-L-D H-A-V-E R-E-P-L-I-C-A-T-E-D O-N-E W-I-T-H-O-U-T A H-O-S-T.

           “Wh…what the fuck?” Mark stammered, his voice airy and weak with fear.

           Y-O-U A-R-E S-P-E-E-C-H-L-E-S-S. It grew somehow more condescending. I K-N-O-W I-T I-S N-O-T P-E-R-F-E-C-T, B-U-T C-O-M-E N-O-W. I D-I-D M-Y B-E-S-T C-R-E-A-T-I-N-G I-T. H-A-V-E S-O-M-E M-A-N-N-E-R-S.

           “What are you?” Mark demanded. “Are you a demon?”

           The smile vanished, and the creature angrily dug its talons further into Mark’s neck, closing his throat. Black dots danced in Mark’s vision as he felt his knees buckle.

           T-O-O M-A-N-Y Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N-S, it growled as Mark sank to the floor in a dead faint. I A-M N-E-I-T-H-E-R D-E-M-O-N N-O-R A-N-G-E-L.

           J-U-S-T C-A-L-L M-E D-A-R-K.

anonymous asked:

How would RFA + V+ Saeran + Vanderwood react to finding out that MC is an assassin? Or that she has a dangerous profession where she is constantly in danger and possibly could never return from work one day.

Jumin

- MC i want you to quit

- I can’t stand stressing about you everyday thinking that you’ll never come home

- Will force you to quit no matter how much you love it

Zen

- Amazed but worried

- “Come back home safe, okay?” 

- Long kisses every day before you leave

- Is always crying when you come home late

Jaehee

- Supports you

- Mother mode activated 

- If someone comes in and tries to hurt MC she goes judo on them

- DOn’t mess with her MC basically

Yoosung

- S H O O K

- Asks you a bunch of questions 

- is like a child when you tell him stories

- Is always there to bandage you up when you’re home

- Studies the human body so he can be a doctor for you

Saeyoung

- Feels you

- Is proud of you

- Always worried

- Packs you lunches that have cat shaped sandwiches 

V

- Is always worried

- Scared that someone will take his new sunshine

- Cries a lot

- supports you though

Saeran

- No

- Stop arguing

- Hacks into the system and deletes all of your stuff so you can’t do your job anymore

- Don’t get him wrong, he just can’t lose another important person

Vanderwood

- Joins you on missions

- supports and has your back 

- Basically shoots anyone who comes near you

- P R O T E C T I V E  B O Y F R I E N D 

Clary and Alec BROTP

Okay

Episode 5

Can we jUST?!
Here’s the story of how I died:Alec actually caring about Clary’s Valentine issue, and wanting to help
Clary being pleasantly surprised
But Alec realizing he’s supposed to be a boss-ass-bitch and becoming super dominant and in-charge
Alec calling Clary emotional (GURL YOU SHOULD TALK)
Clary being SUPER subtle at STABBING ALEC IN THE FRICKING HEART DAMN SHE REALLY DOES KNOW HOW TO HURT A GUY
Alec stealing Clary’s necklace and running away liKE A CHILD
Their fricking height difference when she’s yelling at him
HOW CLOSE THEIR FACES GET
Her reaction to how Maryse speaks to him and Izzy
ALEC BEING TOTALLY USED TO THIS TREATMENT
Alec being obedient to Maryse because reasons

“You have every right to be mad at me”

ALEC BELIEVING HE DESERVES TO BE HATED BY THE PERSON HE LOVES MOST
Jace Parabatai-zoning him
Clary offering herself as tribute for an ass-whupping
Clary attempting to sympathize about Maryse, and Alec totally not having it?!?!

Clary being surprisingly good at fighting

Alec CORRECTING HER TECHNIQUE CAUSE WHY NOT

ALEC HELPING CLARY UP LIKE A GENTLEMAN AFTER HE BEATS HER ASS

“I deserve to be punished; I’m the one in charge.“

ALEC BELIEVING HE DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED?! 

Clary running away while Alec is distracted by a hot guy and Alec runNING ALL OVER THE INSTITUTE TO FIND HER

Clary reminiscing like a sad little munchkin
Alec sneaking up behind her and criticizing her stealth
Alec actually being WORRIED ABOUT HER WELL-BEING 
Clary shutting Alec up cause she’s talking to Simon 
Simon not being comforted by Alec’s presence loll
Clary pulling an Izzy and trying to get Alec to talk about his feelings

“Alec, just say it, you’ll feel better.  You’re in love with Jace.”
“YOU’RE in love with Jace!”
“The middle school comeback, nice!”

CLARY AND ALEC BEING FRICKING CHILDISH
Alec refusing to be her partner in crime
Alec being a total pushover
CLARY AND ALEC BOTH BEING FAR TOO UNCONCERNED BY SIMON’S SUDDEN SUPERPOWERS
Alec waiting for Clary and Simon to climb up safely first, before he does 
Alec being very unimpressed with the fire escape

Alec pretending not to give a shit about Simon and Clary’s childhood love affair but secretly giving a shit

Simon being the Hulk
Simon being Sherlock Holmes
SIMON PUSHING ALEC OUT OF THE WAY WTF
THEN ALEC PUSHING SIMON OUT OF THE WAY WTF
Clary actually listening to Alec explain tracking
ALEC GRABBING SIMON’S SHOULDER AND STEPPING IN FRONT TO PROTECT HIS BABIES
Alec being an idiot and leaving his two babies alone

Alec RUNNING AND CARING AND WORRYING AND RAKING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR

Alec looking only mildly annoyed that they’ve been kidnapped, like “Oh no. I lost them.  Drat.”

SIMON BEING HIT ON BY THE PACK LEADER

Poor bby Clary flipping OUT when they took Simon
ALEC TEXTING JACE
JACE YELLING AT HIM
ALEC DEFENDING HIMSELF AND SAYING HE PROTECTED CLARY (which he did!!)
Jace accusing Alec of not conCenTrATING
Alec trying to help….sassily

Clary setting a RUNE on FIRE?!?!?!

Luke hoisting Clary like a sack of potatoes lollll
The squad barreling into Luke
JACE AND ALEC KNOCKING OUT LUKE TOGETHER OMFG
Alec caTcHING CLARY AS SHE FALLS OFF OF LUKE’S SHOULDER

A L E C    C A R R Y I N G     C L A R Y    B R I D A L - S T Y L E    
f o r    a     s p l i t    s e c o n d

CLARY HOLDING ONTO ALEC’S ARM
JACE, IZZY, AND ALEC ALL PULLING SIMON AND CLARY BEHIND THEM
CLARY PATTING ALEC’S ARM 
Alec wanting to help Luke but ruining it with rules and regulations
IZZY ASKING ALEC IF HIM AND JACE ARE OKAY
“I don’t know”
Clary giving Alec a sympathetic look

THEM JUST GENERALLY BEING BROS

 

I’m so done

Divergent!5SOS AU

idk I liked doing these lil AUs okay. check out my Demigod!5SOS AU

~creds to gif owners~

REQUEST / FEEDBACK

masterlist

- ABNEGATION - The  S E L F L E S S -

- AMITY - The  P E A C E F U L -

- CANDOR - The  H O N E S T -

- DAUNTLESS - The  B R A V E -

- ERUDITE - The  I N T E L L I G E N T -

A C C E S S  T O  ‘Rebel Organization Files’  G R A N T E D

Hood, Calum: Born Dauntless, Transferred Candor

STATUS: Divergent, Factionless

IMMINENT THREAT - TERMINATE ON SIGHT

Born into the rough life of Dauntless, Calum had experienced the harsh ways of living from the off. He was average in all aspects of Dauntless life and never succeeded in reaching his full potential. Often being scolded for speaking out about issues in the lifestyle of his faction, Calum decided he had to transfer at the Choosing Ceremony. His Aptitude Test results were inconclusive, rendering him terrified to tell anyone, after being advised against it by an equally afraid Leader. He chose Candor at the Ceremony, betting on his strongest quality, honesty. He settled into Candor quickly, although still found himself in trouble repeatedly; for fighting with other transfers and protesting against scholars. His Dauntless traits influenced him to nose around in offices of highers. He discovered their plans to overthrow Abnegation in government and told other transfers immediately, hoping they’d feel as disgusted as he did. He was wrong, his faction became brutal towards him and Abnegation and after two months he found himself ejected from Candor, left factionless and labelled Divergent. Accomplice to Clifford, Michael.

Clifford, Michael: Born Candor, Transferred Dauntless

STATUS: Divergent, Factionless

IMMINENT THREAT - TERMINATE ON SIGHT

Michael detested his childhood, growing up under strict regimes and surrounded by people who told the truth, whether he liked it or not. Criticized for his inability to be ruthlessly honest, Michael grew tired of the ways of Candor and was determined to transfer at the Choosing Ceremony. Excited and nervous for his Aptitude Test, he went in confident, but his results did not turn out as expected - indefinite. Bustled out of the room fast, he was left confused and scared as to which faction to move to. He chose on a whim, siding for the seemingly carefree life of a Dauntless. He soon found that it was anything but. He kept up with rigorous activity and regimes for the first few weeks, but was let down in fighting, his technique lacking. Slipping below the line he wound up on the streets, factionless and found his true identity as Divergent.

Being homeless he soon befriended aforementioned Hood, Calum. Confiding secrets in each other, they discovered they were both Divergent. Having nothing to lose, they founded a group of rebels to spy and take down the plans Candor had to take over. Inside knowledge from Candor residents led them to find that serum injected into people separated a Divergent from a particular faction. Rescuing Divergent born led them to forming a larger group of freedom fighters to save the factions from blindly following Candor. They are now plotting to kidnap government officials and hijack public broadcasting, although details remain unknown.

Irwin, Ashton: Born Abnegation, Transferred Amity

STATUS: Divergent, Factionless

THREAT - WANTED ALIVE

Ashton grew up in Abnegation. Although a natural at helping others, Ashton despised the way his faction was run. He was a people pleaser and whilst he knew assisting the factionless was the right thing to do, he felt as if he wasn’t the happiest he could be living under the strict rules of Abnegation. He was planning to use the results of his Aptitude Test to influence his decision, but the results were undetermined. Eventually he chose to move to Amity. The boy suffered in the first week of transfer as he missed routine and his family, but he was quick to adjust and found himself much more content in the Amity farms than he ever was in Abnegation. A month into the transfer he started having problems with other people in his faction. He found that despite their cheerful disposition he clashed with Leaders of his faction. After a few months Ashton managed to control himself and keep his head down. Soon after his initiation he found that every night his faction would be controlled as a unit, except he was not - the sign of a Divergent. He managed to play along for a week before being caught by a Leader. Recovered by Hood, Calum. Now part of the Divergent rebel group.

Hemmings, Luke: Born Amity, Transferred Erudite

STATUS: Erudite, Ex-Official

THREAT - WANTED ALIVE

Luke lived peacefully with his family in his faction, but somehow felt as if he never really belonged. His older brothers had stayed in Amity after given the choice to leave, and he was expected to do the same. Pressure weighed heavily on him as he knew he viewed things differently to the rest of his faction. He was fascinated with the plants he grew and his mind constantly babbled with theories, Luke went into the Aptitude Test petrified to see the outcome. It pointed to Erudite, faction for the intelligent. The boy was shaking with nerves at the Choosing Ceremony, scared as to what his relatives would think of him after he switched, especially since he would never see them again. After a few days at Erudite he knew he had made the correct decision. Excelling in experiments and debates he became a respected transfer, and eventually a Leader. His ways were fair and smart, but he was approachable, his Amity qualities shining through. Soon into his reign he was educated about the ways a special serum would control his faction, unbeknownst to them. He was sickened at this and made it clear to other Leaders he felt that way. Luke was hurriedly rejected and left factionless, despite being a true Erudite. Rescued by Clifford, Michael and Hood, Calum. Now joined the rebellion organization.

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Hi Mod Team! I was the Anon that asked whether it was okay to send some nsfw headcanons. I tried to share my views about what the RFA gang may be into along the BDSM spectrum. I tried to keep these as gender neutral as possible when referring to the reader/MC. I also included a bonus possible scenario for each one! (And if anyone finds them a good prompt for a fic feel free to write it! I would be so happy to inspire someone). Thanks for allowing me to send this, and hope you enjoy it ^^ - Head C. Anon

ey yo, i fucking love these. queueing them ain’t cheating, even if they aren’t one of ours… enjoy, y’all - this anon got some talent -b


Yoosung: At first, everything was so cute and innocent. You guys were just figuring each other out, slowly learning about how does this and that exactly work and idk, I guess Cosmo is the place to look at for sex tips??? Until that blessed (or dreadful) day, when Yoosung remembered how he can just n e v e r settle. He will try ALL the things. Positions? He keeps a checklist of 100+ ítems. Toys? You have to drag him by the hoodie before he spends all his money at the sex shop and you are forced to live off instant noodles for the rest of the month. He won’t even log on to LOLOL anymore! Maybe you did need  to get that lube from the store, since you’re both starting to feel quite sore.

Most likely to: Ever since a fellow member from his guild told them he had gotten oral performed on while gaming, he can’t help but wonder if you could do that too. Also, he won’t fall asleep unless his hand is grabbing your butt. At first it was kinda weird, but that giddy smile he gets is just worth it.

707: Totally a switch. Depending on the day and mood, he can go from a docile and playful sub, to bratty (“is that all you can do, Master?”) to the most mischievous dom you’ve ever run into. He’s into incorporating costumes and roleplay into the bedroom, as well as orgasm denial and other forms of trolling you while domming. Some nights he might be too tired from work and just resort to some vanilla sex before you both doze off cuddling.

Most likely to: Customize sex toys, especially remotely controlled ones so he can still get you off while work is keeping him away. He will literally hack his way into your underwear.

Jaehee: She hasn’t probably experimented much, but the thought of submission is something she can’t entirely shake off. She is sure that is must be wonderful to just close her eyes and leave her entire self in the hands of her loving partner, slipping into a safe space where nothing exists beyond their bed for a while. She keeps a cheap pair of plush handcuffs from a bachelorette party in her nightstand drawer, and would be willing to put them on after an especially stressful day.

Most likely to: Be a collector. Jaehee owns an impressive amount of fine lingerie to motivate her underneath the drab, bland clothes Jumin forces her to wear.

Jumin: Jumin is all about perfection. Everything about him is always on point, and of course so will you. Diagonals may make him anxious, but boy doesn’t that row of box ties look pretty, binding your arms together so neatly. Jumin is a total b o s s with rope, and despite the fact that he knows you won’t run away even if he doesn’t tie you down, he still likes to do that from time to time. You both have come up with a secret code that can be used in public, and he loves to command the things you will do for your Master later that evening in front of the chat, while everyone else brushes it off as yet another of his unfunny jokes. You better obey, tho.

Most likely to: invite you to join the Mile High Club. Sleeping on the plane sucks anyway.

Zen: So, the Beast. What’s with that. Isn’t he the lovely Zen? The perfect gentleman? The knight in shining armor for his beautiful princess, the one he would gladly slay the monster and protect his love with his life if given the chance? The Beast doesn’t quite fit in this narrative. The cravings, the violence, the countless images of you as prey to be chased and pinned down. Ravaged. But the dragons were always undeserving of the lady, so he can’t be that if he wants you to stay by his side.

I see Zen as someone who hasn’t figured out his identity as a dom yet, and tries to push those desires back with questionable success. He can’t seem to wrap his head around why he wants to be so rough to someone he loves and admires so much, and resents those who can confidently act out on their desires; so he labels them as one-dimensional and incapable of true love (the way he treats Jumin is a p e r f e c t example of that). If only he managed to figure that out, you’d be in for the wildest, unrestrained nights in history.

Most likely to: Take you from behind while facing a full length mirror, pounding away while whispering into your ear how that face you’re making is his absolute favorite and how beautiful he finds your body. Your gorgeous reflection is the one thing that never leaves his mind.

making fancy tags!

          disclaimer: all the tags included in this post were inspired by other role players but thrown together by myself; anything matching anyone else’s tags is entirely coincidental.  that being said, feel free to copy mine if you want!

          there are a lot of big pros and cons to having fancy tags.  the biggest upside, obviously, is that they’re really pretty!  they can add a lot of aesthetic flair to your posts, but they can also be a pain in the butt.  special characters and long quotes mean you have to either save them to a text document or do frequent tag-dumps so they’ll show up in your suggested tags.  you should also be sure to include a link to a page of your tags, especially if you want people to be able to easily search through your memes and open starters!

          i have a few blogs that utilize very simple tags, and some that have more complicated tags, and they usually reflect the character’s personality.  quotes can be fun, if you want to put the time and effort into finding them.  lyrics are a good way to start, or taking things that your character likes (books, movies, poetry), and if your character is part of a fandom, grabbing quotes from their books/movies is also a really good way to keep with the aesthetic feel of the character and their universe.

          examples below the cut!

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nightpool  asked:

Absent Gods: the day that Rose gets taken

You See your death on a Sunday evening, getting ready for bed. One moment you’re kicking off your slippers, the next your pupils spasm -you See.

Two men in tuxedos. A secluded alley. Throbbing circles on naked concrete. A black tongue licking the blood from the very tip of your finger. It will hurt. Tomorrow.

The solution seems simple.

Just avoid that alley at all costs. Which should be remarkably easy, as your mother always brings and picks you up from school. Always. She’s a crafty woman. For all the grandstanding and psychological stratagems the both of you waltz through on a daily basis, she’s well aware of your magical capacity. Plus, well, she’s your mother. Admitting you know very well she loves you is a sour apple between the teeth after such a long time pretending otherwise. Little use in that charade now. She will protect you.

Therein lies the problem. She absolutely can’t.

You always See true.

You tried so hard to save Dave. You told him. Screamed at him, threatened him and berated him and ridiculed him —and when he still failed to grasp your urgency, you told his Bro.

As a result, both are dead.

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Favorite songs + plot bunnies

;;  D E A R   F U T U R E   H U S B A N D 

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady

Even when I’m acting crazy

Tell me everything’s alright

Muse A and Muse B are engaded since they were kids and didn’t even know each other but only now that they are in their 20s they find out about it. A is a OCD-ish with her relationships and doesn’t believe in true love, but decides to give B a chance. B is the complete opposite, he falls in love easily and always dreamed of the house, two kids and a dog. 

;; A L L   M Y   L O V I N G

And then while I’m away, 

I’ll write home everyday

and I’ll send all my loving to you

Muse A and Muse B got married after 8 years of relationship. Three months have passed and WWII has started, so B gets recruited by the British Army. They end up communicating only via letters, they write a letter every single day of the week, although mail service is really slow and they know the significant other will probably read all the letters at once. Bonus drama: A is pregnant. 

;; D E A R   P R U D E N C E 

The sun is up

The sky is blue, it’s beautiful

and so are you

Muse A wants to feel like he is part of something and Muse B is worried about him, she’s afraid that he could fall into depression or worse. Everything she wants is his happiness, so she starts some sort of “scavenger hunt to happiness” and does everything to help him live his life and find what he’s looking for. Bonus points if what he’s looking for is her. 

;; B L A C K B I R D 

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

take these broken wings and learn to fly

All your life

you were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Muse A is going through a very hard time because his parents died in 9/11 and B, his best friend, is always there to comfort him. After months of grief and tired of the same old city, a decides to leave and move to L. A. 

;; A L I B I 

No warning sign, no alibi

we faded faster than the speed of light

Muse A and Muse B meet at a bar and after a few drinks and laughs, they go to B’s apartment and have a little one night stand. A wakes up earlier and leaves a note saying “This shouldn’t have happened, sorry” and leaves. B tracks her down wanting to ask her why and he ends up finding out she had a car accident whe she left his apartment and she’s in a comma. 

;; S T O C K H O L M   S Y N D R O M E 

Baby look what you’ve done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I’ll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Muse A runs out of her house because she feels like it’s a living hell. After weeks living in the streets, she finds a job and shares room with Muse B, who is a Princeton student. A’s parents think she has been kidnapped, so they start looking for her, when they find her, the police arrests B and begin to ask questions. They make her believe she has Stockhom syndrome and she gets into a psychiatric hospital. When the doctors find out that she’s not mad, they try to communicate her with B in jail. 

;; S L E E P I N G   W I T H   A   F R I E N D 

And why mess up a good thing, baby?

It’s a risk to even fall in love

So, when you give that look to me

I better look back carefully

Muse A and Muse B are best friends, but B always felt a little bit of physical attraction towards A. B doesn’t want to screw up the friendship, so he tries not to show his feelings, but he has a very hard time doing it, because A is his weakness. 

;; A M   I   W R O N G ?

Am I wrong

for thinking that we could something for real?

Now am I wrong

for trying to reach the things that I can’t see?

Muse A and Muse B break up after she finds out he was cheating on her. B is really sorry about it but A refuses to forgive him, they fight a lot about it until she really says “enough” and tells him how she really feels about his cheating. 

;; A N I M A L 

Here we go again

I kind of want to be more than friends

So, take it easy on me

I’m afraid you’re never satisfied.

Muse A is new to school and B is the typical “I’m the sexiest man alive plus captain of the football team” kind of guy. A decides to join the cheerleaders and that’s when they first meet. She is not interested in him, but he does everything to have at least a one night stand with her. 

Feel 100% free to send me a message if you like one of these lovely things. 

I usually don’t write my thoughts but I’m too overwhelmed with feels after YOI episode 10 so I just wanted to get them out my system: 

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