he used to look like a dinosaur

We’ve somewhat come to the consensus that Viktor is probably the bad driver in the relationship, and Yuuri is the careful one. I would posit that Yuuri isn’t necessarily the most careful driver, but compared to Viktor he looks like the Poster Child for Defensive Driving.

HOWEVER, can I also suggest that where Viktor is the one who yells things like you concussed fucking antelope out of his window at drivers who cut him off, Yuuri is much more deadpan–and much more acerbic. 

“Viktor,” says Yuuri, completely calm but clearly out-of-his-mind annoyed with the woman going twenty-five kilometers under the speed limit in front of them, “Can you roll down your window and ask the woman in front of us if she remembers the extinction of the dinosaurs, or if she was still in hybernation at that point?”  and Viktor laughs so hard that he almost chokes.

“No, please, tell me more about your micropenis,” says Yuuri, as a driver in a very large four-door pickup with a license plate reading something like “SCKMYTRK” roars past him going seventy in a forty. Viktor’s coffee dribbles down his chin as he tries not to inhale it.

“How does it feel to know you’ve never sexually satisfied another person?” Yuuri mutters under his breath, as an SUV tailgates him on the expressway. Viktor’s mouth drops open in awe. 

“I love you,” Viktor whispers, reverently.

Yuuri flashes him a smile and then, as the SUV passes him, drops into one of those patented Katsuki-Death-Glares. It’s beautiful in the same way that erupting volcanoes are.

Viktor has never loved him more.

The Gnome who is a Dwarf

Dude who kidnapped us: Look, all I know is that I have to collect and deliver the necromancer with the dinosaur, the witch with the panda, the elven rogue, and the gnome magus.

Gnome: I’m not a gnome! I’m a dwarf!!

Everyone else: wait, what?! I swear you said you were a gnome!

Gnome: oh wait shoot I am. I forgot. Can I, um, roll for bluff? *rolls 19+8 bluff*

GM: Okay he’s pretty darn confused and he thinks you’re a dwarf and he has the wrong guy. He’s not totally convinced cause you look like a gnome but he believes you so much he doesn’t trust himself

T’Challa’s Abilities

Just a few things he can do, nothing much really. A pretty lowkey king.

  • Super-Genius Intelligence: 
    • Polymath genius
    • Eidetic memory
    • One of the 8 smartest people on Earth
    • Has a PhD in physics from Oxford University (possibly more)
    • Combined alchemy w/ science to create a new scientific field called Shadow Physics
      • allows him to track vibranium on a quantum level, craft weapons that are effective against vibranium
      • created a teleportation device which at the time ripped apart anyone using it w/ great healing ability
  • Master Martial Artist: 
    • Master of all martial arts including African an unknown forms
    • Master of stealth, disguise, etc.
    • Considered one of the best martial artists to have ever walked the Earth
  • Weapons Master: 
    •  Has mastered all known weapons
  • Master Acrobat: 
    • Rigorously trained gymnast and acrobat
  • Expert Marksman: 
    • Master marksman adept with hunting knives, firearms, and other projectile weaponry
  • Master Tactician: 
    • Genius tactician, strategist, and leader who is practically peerless 
    • Was taught tactics and strategies in his youth by his father who encouraged him to always think two steps ahead of his enemies and three steps ahead of his friends
    • Able to out think and out maneuver individuals such as Tony Stark, and other geniuses
  • Expert Tracker & Hunter: 
    • Even without his superhuman senses, he is a master tracker and hunter. Can pick up a prey’s scent and memorize tens of thousands of individual ones.
  • Multilingual:
    • Can fluently speak his native language, English, and other various languages.
  • Master Inventor: 
    • Can invent various devices with special properties when needed
    • Can duplicate practically any other technology after learning how they work or by glancing at the designs
  • Superhuman Strength:
    • Demonstrated exceptional feats of strength like wrestling down a Rhino and breaking its neck, knocking out a Polar Bear, stopping a Elephant’s charge, sending Namor flying with a kick despite his opponent’s superhuman durability, destroying a water mill by bracing himself on the ground and flexing his muscles, even killing a T-Rex dinosaur while using a palm tree as a catapult while in a weakened state
    • Classed at the peak of human potential
    • Marvel handbooks class him strong enough to lift 800 lbs
    • Superhumanly acute senses (like heat vision), enhanced strength, speed, agility, stamina, durability, healing, and reflexes
  • Diplomatic Immunity
  • Insanely Rich
The plot behind Jurassic Park combines everything that I love in an infinite spiral of euphoria. The folly of man? Check. Dinosaur rampages? Check. Jeff Goldblum? A check written in my own blood. As Ian Malcolm, Goldblum practically Goldblums his way out of the screen. He reaches peak Goldblum. And then you have the sequel, The Lost World, which does the character a disservice by answering the question “What if we wrote Jeff Goldblum as Bruce Willis?” He’s not even in the third one, or World, and you can feel his absence. During Jurassic World, I was like a little kid lost in the mall, looking for Jeff Goldblum.

Andrew and Aaron pretending to be eachother for @sirandking


“Wear this.”

Aaron stares blankly at the clothes that have been thrust into his chest, then up at his brother. “Why the fuck would I wear that? Not all of us have to dress like we’re stuck in our ‘rawr means I love you in dinosaur’ stage.”

Andrew’s perpetual smile twitches, his only sign of anger. “Just fucking wear it. I’m going to pick up the runner today instead of you.”

Aaron glares, but Andrew always wins any staring contest between the two of them. “Fine,” he bites out finally. “But don’t make this a habit, okay?”

“No promises,” Andrew says, and leaves Aaron to change in peace.”


“Take my German test for me.”

Andrew doesn’t look away from the TV and the re-run of some stupid sit-com playing on it. “Why?”

Aaron frowns. “You’re better than I am. All that practice with your boyfriend.” He spits the word out, hoping to garner a reaction, but Andrew doesn’t even blink.

“No.”

Aaron grits his teeth, takes a breath. “Please.”

Andrew flicks a cool look in his direction. “What did you just say?”

“I said please.” The repetition keeps Andrew’s eyes on him, although his expression is more murderous than agreeable. “Andrew, I’m going to fail this class if I don’t do well on this test.”

“Why are you doing so badly? Skipping class to meet up with Katelyn?” Andrew, too, spits the word out.

Aaron says nothing.

Andrew turns his gaze back to the TV. “No.”

Frustrated, Aaron storms off.

The day of the test, his hoodie is missing. Aaron smiles to himself. He gets a B+ on the test, which is worse than Andrew could have gotten, but better than Aaron could have. He takes it.


Talking to Bee helps, supposedly. Aaron isn’t sure; sometimes when he looks at Andrew he still feels pointless anger simmering beneath his skin, a frustration he can never scratch out. But maybe it helps, because when Andrew shows up on the day the freshman are supposed to arrive with a matching outfit for Aaron, he takes it wordlessly.

It is, he admits, if only to himself, kind of fun to mess with people at his brother’s side.

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BITCH YOU BRARGE INTO MY DATE WITH MY CUTE SERVANT AND THEN PROCEED TO INSULT HER LIKE THIS, ON THIS DAY, IN THIS TOWN, DURING SILS WEDDING WITH HIS WAIFU?! IM ABOUT TO USE ALL 3 OF MY COMMAND SEALS TO TRIPE BUSTER NP YOUR SORRY LV 5 2k HEALTH YETI WANNA BE LOOKING LIKE HES BIGFOOTS REDNECK COUSIN THAT JUST GOT KICKED OUTTA HIS TRAILER HOME BY SCOOTERS FUCKING SISTER HAVING ASS SO FAR BACK INTO THE STONE AGE THAT THE FUCKING DINOSAURS WILL SEE YOUR CRIPPLED BODY AND WILL BE SO BUSY LAUGHING AT YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE THAT THEYLL MISS THE METEORITE THAT WHIPES THEM FROM EXISTENCE.

BABY HARRY ok..

im just gonna jump right in so enjoy and try not to cry

hIS EYES ARE SO BIG AND BRIGHT 

LOOK AT THAT SMILE CAN YOU BELIEVEE 

‘be nonchalant, styles. just play it cool’

THE HAT AND THE SWEATER WITH THE BUTTON UP UNDERNEATH HOW DAPPER

this one is precious and such good quality (look at his teeth i acanf)

lil goofy pjs ask me if im alright (i,m not)

WITH FRIENDS plus the little girl. does his shirt say school idk but its cute

OK THIS ONE„ THERE IS A GIANT TARANTULA ON HIS HAND AND HE IS SO CHILL SO HAPPY LIKE HEY THERE FUZZY CREATURE LETS TAKE A PIC TOGETHER!!!

he is cheesing so hard…he still does this smile im upset

LOOK HOW HANDSOME WITH HIS LIL SHINY RAINBOW TIE AND HIS LIGHT GREEN BUTTON UP

AHHH SAME HANDSOMELY DRESSED DAY (rainbow tie) BUT NOW WITH DOG

so animated so cute rocking that c cup

speedo and goofy ears, he should have been walking the runway (the goofy ears are even pierced and for some reason that just makes the whole thing better)

HE WAS DRESSED AS A DALMATIAN AND H E IS LOVING IT

back in his blonde days (AND MICKEY SHIRT!!!)

HIS CREW NECK THE DOG HIS SHINY SHOES (tell me he was dressed for school tell me he had a disney themed lunch box tell me his mom cut his sandwich into little shapes like butterflies and dinosaurs TELL ME)

THE PACIFIER I CANT THE DIAPER HE WAS SO SMALL LOOK AT THE TINY SNEAKERS 

well he doesn’t look very impressed by class picture day

just not impressed at all

u got it dude!!!!!! plus STRIPED SHORTS YEA (and his hand on the girls thigh like here little girl let me use your leg to help get off of this bench, much love .xx)

THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE LIKE WHAT IS HE DOING? IS HE WAVING? IS IT SOME SORT OF SALUTE? IS HE PREPARING FOR A HIGH FIVE? MAYBE PRACTICING HIS BEAUTY PAGEANT WAVE? (probably the last option) BUT WHATEVER IT IS ITS CUTE

playing with the older kids ;( lil blue shorts

once again who knows what hes doing with his hands…..but still adorable

LOOK AT HIM UP THERE HIS SMILE IS A CROSS BETWEEN HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE AND TOTALLY TERRIFIED 

thrusting his fist in the air he cant contain the excitement ‘YES GOLF CART RIDES!!!!!!!’

ah good old family photos

he sleeps with his mouth open :( look at his tiny fist :(

LITTLE RED HAT

just casually straddling that fence like a pro (the other boy is no where near as comfortable up there that is evident)

enjoying story time and rocking that vest he has been a little fashionista since day one (do they make baby sized glitter boots? if so, he owned them)

LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY

kisseskissesskd (quirky ears before he even had the curls to make them so)

nice family beach day when harry breaks out the ninja moves

everybody was kung fu fighting!!!

working that camera! owning those angles!

just too damn cute 

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Researchers discover Moabosaurus in Utah’s ‘gold mine’

Move over, honeybee and seagull: it’s time to meet Moabosaurus utahensis, Utah’s newly discovered dinosaur, whose past reveals even more about the state’s long-term history.

The Moabosaurus discovery was published this week by the University of Michigan’s Contributions from the Museum of Paleontology. The paper, authored by three Brigham Young University researchers and a BYU graduate at Auburn University, profiles Moabosaurus, a 125-million-year-old dinosaur whose skeleton was assembled using bones extracted from the Dalton Wells Quarry, near Arches National Park.

BYU geology professor and lead author Brooks Britt explained that in analyzing dinosaur bones, he and colleagues rely on constant comparisons with other related specimens. If there are enough distinguishing features to make it unique, it’s new.

“It’s like looking at a piece of a car,” Britt said. “You can look at it and say it belongs to a Ford sedan, but it’s not exactly a Focus or a Fusion or a Fiesta. We do the same with dinosaurs.”

Moabosaurus belongs to a group of herbivorous dinosaurs known as sauropods, which includes giants such as Brontosaurus and Brachiosaurus, who had long necks and pillar-like legs. Moabosaurus is most closely related to species found in Spain and Tanzania, which tells researchers that during its time, there were still intermittent physical connections between Europe, Africa and North America.

Moabosaurus lived in Utah before it resembled the desert we know – when it was filled with large trees, plentiful streams, lakes and dinosaurs.

“We always think of Moab in terms of tourism and outdoor activities, but a paleontologist thinks of Moab as a gold mine for dinosaur bones,” Britt said.

In naming the species, Britt and his team, which included BYU Museum of Paleontology curator Rod Scheetz and biology professor Michael Whiting, decided to pay tribute to that gold mine. “We’re honoring the city of Moab and the State of Utah because they were so supportive of our excavation efforts over the decades it’s taken us to pull the animal out of the ground,” Britt said, referencing the digs that began when he was a BYU geology student in the late '70s.

A previous study indicates that a large number of Moabosaurus and other dinosaurs died in a severe drought. Survivors trampled their fallen companions’ bodies, crushing their bones. After the drought ended, streams eroded the land, and transported the bones a short distance, where they were again trampled. Meanwhile, insects in the soils fed on the bones, leaving behind tell-tale burrow marks.

“We’re lucky to get anything out of this site,” Britt said. “Most bones we find are fragmentary, so only a small percentage of them are usable. And that’s why it took so long to get this animal put together: we had to collect huge numbers of bones in order to get enough that were complete.”

BYU has a legacy of collecting dinosaurs that started in the early 1960s, and Britt and colleagues are continuing their excavation efforts in eastern Utah. Moabosaurus now joins a range of other findings currently on display at BYU’s Museum of Paleontology – though, until its placard is updated, it’s identified as “Not yet named” (pronunciation: NOT-yet-NAIM-ed).

“Sure, we could find bones at other places in the world, but we find so many right here in Utah,” Britt said. “You don’t have to travel the world to discover new animals.”

Cinema

Summary: Peter and reader spend a night together at the movies

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Warnings: just fluff xx

A/N: it’s literally 4 am and i didn’t proofread so i’m sorry if this is bad // i did actual research about Godzilla for this bye // if any of you are wondering about how my Laundry Room part 2 is going i’m really stuck right now and i’m trying to get it done so i’m really sorry to everybody that has been wanting it i’ll try to get it up asap 

Words: 1766


A giggle escaped Y/N’s throat as she crunched down on another potato chip and scrolled through her Instagram feed. Her head rested on her pillow lazily, a vibration shaking her phone.

A text had popped up at the top of her screen sent by her best friend.

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Mommy Says

Pairing: Philip Hamilton x reader
Word Count: 4,153ish (I did not expect that)
T/W: Fluff!
A/N: For Adorable Anon’s request: “Philip x reader where they’re married and have two daughters and Philip insists on the reader taking a day to herself while he watches the kids and it’s just a disaster lmao but it’s a cute disaster.”
Hahah, poor Philip! This is so cute! Also, yes, the kids call him daddy. I can’t see a 5 year old calling her father: father, or dad so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) (Mia is 5 and Riley is 7)
Tags: @justfangirlingaround@applesislife@iworshipmusicals


“Wake up, wake up, wake up!” 

Philip felt as if he was in a waterbed with the way your two little girls, Mia and Riley were bouncing on the bed. He rolled onto his back as they continued to beckon him to well…wake up. Squinting when one of the girls pulled the curtain open to reveal the bright and shining sun outside. The other jumped up, landing on Philip, he didn’t even respond, her tiny body didn’t make much of a difference, even when falling on him. He placed his hands over his eyes, groaning a little after glancing at the clock. It was only 8:30. 

“Wake up!” Riley giggled, poking his bicep from the side of the bed as Mia shoved at his chest, over and over again.

Walking past the bedroom you saw what they were up to. Sighing, you entered the room. Pulling the curtains back, Philip hummed, as you fixed the situation. You gently moved Riley out of the way, sending her the direction of the door. Next, you picked up Mia, taking her off of Philip’s chest, telling her she is not Tarzan, nor is he. Setting her down you bent down to talk to them by the doorway. 

“Come on, girls, what did I say?” you asked in a gentle, but stern tone.

“Today’s daddy’s day off…,” they told you, looking at the floor. 

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thealicehuntt  asked:

Unusual inheritance prompts; #1? (and as a side note can I just say your work is amazing? Like I wish I could use my words better to describe how much I love your writing)

UchihaSakura

Sakura was really good with kids, like, it was somewhat unusual how skilled she was at worming her way into their hearts and gaining their trust. It was one of the things she was know among the older crowds for.

Still…that wasn’t a good enough excuse for what Tajima pulled with this, ‘I leave all my children in the caring hands of my sister at heart, Haruno Sakura.’ Yeah, it was cute he called her his sister at heart, because they were best buds, but really? Her? Mother children?

“I’m still allowed to drink, right?” Sakura asked, looking sideways at her friend who was already one kid in. Ino smirked.

“As long as you’re not cooking anything in the oven, drinking is a necessary evil. I don’t know how Sai does it.”

Sakura moaned, grabbing at her face and turning back on her heel, away from the front gates to the Uchiha estate. “There are so many other Uchiha he could have asked, though. An-and Madara is like, sixteen. They don’t need me.”

“You really want another Uchiha raising those Uchiha boys? They’re emotionally neglected enough as it is. They didn’t even seem phased at the funeral.”

Sakura remembered back to the funeral she had attended only a handful of days ago, and how upset she had been. Just because the boys weren’t bawling into their tissues didn’t mean they weren’t grieving in their own way. He was their dad!

“I don’t know how to do this,” Sakura admitted, even as she rang the bell and stepped back.

Beside her, Ino smiled to herself. Even if she was scared, Sakura never stepped away from doing the right thing.

A maid led both girls in and took their coats. A manservant came up and introduced himself as the head caretaker of the house. He would be taking care of the needs to the manor, which would go to Madara as soon as he turned eighteen along with a bulk of the properties.

Sakura didn’t get to see any of that, but a stipulation of the will provided that she be given shelter for as long as she asked in any of the properties. Failure to accommodate her request would result in the loss of that property. This didn’t sit well with a few of the other Uchiha who inherited property, but Sakura wasn’t planning on mooching off anyone or staying anywhere she wasn’t welcomed.

“The boys will see you now.”

Sakura looked behind her to Ino, eyes wide with fear. Ino just waved goodbye and let herself out. Sakura would be on her own from that point forward.

Tajima had two natural sons, but had taken in three other boys before passing. Madara was the oldest at sixteen, his brother Izuna was fifteen, then there was Kagami, Shisui, and little Obito. From what she heard the two oldest were very traditional while the two in the middle were uncharacteristically energetic and loud, leaving Obito too little to see how he turned out.

The doors to the library opened and Sakura caught her breath, bracing for the first impression.

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Hera probably somehow manipulated the Mist so that it ended up implanting some extremely un-Jason like memories about Jason in Piper and Leo’s heads.....just to get revenge on her husband’s Roman form, Jupiter.

Just imagine: 

One day when the three were lazing around in Jason’s cabin, Piper suddenly said, “you know Jason I still cannot believe you actually ran around NAKED, screaming that cows were the best animals in the world…”

Jason froze. “I did what??”

Leo nodded, “hmm yes..even I wouldn’t do that. And why cows man?”

Jason sighed. “Sorry to disappoint you…but I think it’s another one of Hera’s memories”

Piper frowned, “gods Fake Jason looked so convincing when he told us this. He told us that that was why he got kicked out of his old school”

“Oh….well at least I can tell people that I know the guy who walked around in a dinosaur suit all day….”, Leo muttered from the bed. 

“"Leo…”, Jason shook his head. Leo just looked plain defeated. “That too? Oh man. Next you’re going to tell me that you don’t really like eating chocolate with garlic” 

Piper kicked Leo slightly with her foot and tells him that in fact that was also one of Hera’s ideas. She patted Jason’s arm, “I’m glad that’s fake though. That could be a deal breaker right there”, she said, pretending to shudder. He smiled up at her. 

“I wonder what else Fake Jason told us that we still remember now”, Leo wondered aloud. “I’m guessing the time you dressed up as a mermaid to pretend to flirt with someone was also a fake memory?”

Jason winced while Piper looked appalled, amused and very very curious all at once. Jason looked down, his ears going red, “"Percy talking me into it!! He said he needed me to distract this minor water demon while he stole something from it….”

@bananannabeth if I drew fan art you would just end up feeling even worse than earlier so…..here’s this instead!

Yes Mr. Grady

OWEN GRADY x READER

Anon Prompt: Hey, a imagine where the reader works with Owen in the Jurassic World (she is his assistant and has a big crush on him), but she always ignore him, trying to sneak every time he calls her and looking for something to occupy. When Owen notes that, he calls her in his office and she treats him with much formality, calling him “Mr. Grady” and all that stuff, which leaves Owen angry. The rest you can decide (if is not too much, VERY SMUT, please). Thank you!

A/N: I can never express how much I adore Owen Grady, especially Owen Grady Smut

Warning: SMUT SMUT SWEARING SMUT

Originally posted by owengrady-imagines

You have worked at Jurassic World for 1 year, 4 weeks, 2 days, 3 hours and 12 minutes. 

You have had a crush on Owen Grady 1 year, 4 weeks, 2 days, 3 hours and 10 minutes.

He was your boss and you were his secretary: how cliche could you get?

Everyday was a struggle as the more you got to know the raptor trainer, the more your feelings grew. He was a strong-willed, serious man who could also be kind and sensitive (his girls were his world). It also didn’t hurt that he was fine as hell.

Many nights were spent thinking about his green-blue eyes, reliving memories of seeing his muscles straining as he lifts the girls` snack bucket up the steps to the platform.

The only problem was your job status, you did not want to be the stereotypical slutty secretary that had a sordid affair with her boss, so you ignored him. Every time he approached you, you greeted him with the upmost professional manner, “Yes Mr. Grady” you would politely smile when he asked you to file some papers or email Claire.

“Y/N, you can`t ignore him forever” Barry chuckled as you scurried away from Owen after your morning schedule run-down.

“Yes I can” you stuck your tongue out at the Frenchman.

He shook his head and smirked as he saw Owen frown at you from his spot on the platform.

Around lunchtime, the emails were swarming in from Claire:

“Y/N, get Owen to write up a report ASAP”

“Y/N, I requested that inventory checklist two hours ago”

The woman was a demanding machine and you were struggling to keep up.

“Hey, everything okay in here?” Owen leaned against your doorway.

“Oh yes, Mr. Grady” you replied, looking down at your desk and pretending to shuffle papers.

He looked especially delicious today, his button down clinging to his biceps and his scruffy beard that was slightly ginger.

“Did we get that report to Claire?” he asked.

“Yes, I just sent it over Mr. Grady” you avoided looking at him.

He nodded and sighed before he walked out of the doorway.

“Oh thank god” you were relieved, you survived another encounter.

About 30 seconds passed before Owen marched back into your office.

“Why do you call me Mr. Grady?” he leaned on your desk, resting on his hands.

“Ex-excuse me?” you stuttered.

“Why do you call me Mr. Grady? You are always so formal” he stood up and rubbed his face with his hand in confusion.

“I don`t know what you mean” you pretended to be oblivious.

“You know Miss Y/L/N, I`m sick of you avoiding me and being so professional” he shook his head.

“Mr. Grady-” you started.

“No more Mr. Grady. Please call me Owen and explain why you won`t be around me for more than 30 seconds. Am I that horrible?” he was beyond frustrated.

“You. It`s not that- I don`t know” you stumbled over your words- how could you tell him how you felt?

“Because if I am that terrible, maybe you should consider transferring” he was pacing a bit.

“No-” you tried to interrupt.

“I would hate for you to go but if you are really that unhappy, it would be for the best” he was still pacing.

“I-” you were getting annoyed by his ramblings.

“Y/N, I think you are great, more than great but I need you to be comfortable-”

“What do you want me to say Owen? That I can`t be around you because I want you so much? Because it is wrong for me as your secretary to think about you all the time? Tell me Owen that this is wrong and that I can`t be with you” you almost shouted at him from the other side of the desk.

“What?” Owen was frozen.

“I am so sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything and I know I am being unprofessional and I understand if you want to fire me” you were panicking now, breathing quickly as you soldiered through your words.

Owen was standing, his mouth slightly open and before you knew it, he was in front of you.

“You want me?” his eyes burned into yours as he tilted his head down towards yours.

“That`s all you got from that?” you laughed a little.

“Yes, but only because I want you too” he smiled and your heart skipped a beat.

“You do?” you were surprised, you had barely interacted with him.

“Yes. Do you wanna have dinner with me?” he looked at little nervous.

“What about the secretary/boss dinner rules?” you didn’t want to get fired.

“Last time I checked, a dinosaur theme park doesn`t have many rules” he smirked.

“Well in that case, pick me up at 7″ you were giddy.

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anonymous asked:

Hey just wanted to say you're doing a great job and this is like my favourite blog !! I was also wondering if you could do some head canons on Jason's childhood? Like before Bruce found him?? If you've already done them no worries and thank you for all your work !!

-Jason would watch classic holiday movies with his mom when she wasn’t too drugged up and they would eat some microwave popcorn and drink cocoa in the winter

-He used to have dinosaur print sheets and glow in the dark stars on his ceiling (he still has glow in the dark stars on his ceiling now as an adult but they make him kind of sad but happy too)

-He used to get night terrors and they got worse when he lived on the streets to the point that he just wouldn’t go to sleep and then basically just collapse from exhaustion (luckily there were usually some conscious sober adults in the alleys with him that would make sure he didn’t get hurt or anything)

-He would go to the local soup kitchen occasionally and he made friends with the servers very easily so they always tried to help him out (like giving him coats and blankets in the winter, trying to help him feed some of the other kids)

-Jason was a leader among the other homeless kids and even though he seemed really brooding and tough, he deeply cared for all of them and would give up his food so that they could eat even if it meant he would go hungry until the next time he could find something

-He tried not to steal because he felt that it was wrong even if it was to help others so if he stole something he would try to scrounge up enough money to pay back what he owed for the stolen goods

anonymous asked:

I JUST GOT INTO KNK !!! IS THERE A MASTERPOST WITH THE BEST VIDEOS N INFO TO START WITH?? 💕

First of all, welcome to our little family/fandom

Originally posted by knkeunakeun

I don’t necessarily have a specific master post but I will create one right now. Since I don’t want this to cover up people’s dash, just click read more because I’ll try to go through everything as simply as I can :’) (Edit: REALLY sorry y’all for some reason this doesn’t work on mobile app so I’m removing the ‘read more’ thing)

First of all, the basics: there are 5 members. Although they may look cool in their music videos, they’re just a bunch of dorks.. Don’t be fooled.

Let’s briefly start with Kim Youjin: ‘93 liner, the eldest member, basically the dad (and the mum) of the group, looks like a dinosaur when he sings, hates skin ship (he literally cringes), had the cutest red nose after removing his mask when he was on king of masked singer (idk why I think this is important to know), nothing scares this guy, usually quiet but he is just as weird as the rest of the members once he gets comfortable.

Originally posted by knkingjay

Park Seungjun: also a ‘93, the tallest member, a big softie, gave us the name tinkerbell (how cute), calls cartoon and game characters his ‘sunbaenim’, likes talking about Jihun’s butt (I always mention this but oh gOD), loves skin ship and will find any excuse to have skin ship, his laugh..is special, self-proclaimed as ‘best in english’ in knk, drinks a lot of pumpkin juice.

Originally posted by chaoticcassidy

Next is Jeong Inseong: ‘94 liner, basically a bunny, has the cutest laugh, usually the loudest (screams when something shocks him but it is cute), also loves skin ship (well they all do minus Youjin), hits them high notes so smoothly and makes it look easy, he watched his own performance 50 times because who wouldn’t, likes to show tinkerbells love.

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Then we have Kim Jihun: ‘95 liner, a.k.a Kimchi or Kimchihun, the leader, funniest laugh, he turned blonde and ruined half of tinkerbells’ lives (because he looked so good), assumed to be Seungjun’s boyfriend (those two..), he choreographed two of KNK’s dances and ruined everyone’s life with his performance of Troublemaker with Hani from EXID.

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Lastly, Oh Heejun: ‘96 liner, maknae, in 95% of their broadcasts you will find him on the floor, his reactions are so extra, easily the one who gets scared the most, is Youjin’s weakness, he is everyone’s weakness tbh, I believe he is the funniest member (idk how many people have him as their bias wrecker or bias but you can’t not love him!), smol bean.

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As for other things I could recommend, I recommend going through their vlive broadcasts and their My KNK TV episodes (you can find these on youtube-I’ll link my favourites with the rest of the videos down there). 

Here is a list of things you could watch (not sure if all their content has English subs though, turn on CC) :

My KNK TV (only posting some, you can find more on that youtube channel with english subs (bless them), or you can find them on their vapp channel)

ep. 33 (a personal favourite-warning: jumpscares)

ep. 42  (part 1) 43 (part 2)

ep. 51 (part 1) 52 (part 2) -Halloween special

KNK on KSTYLE TV: kcon immigration

KNK on Weekly Idol: 1  2  3  4

KNK (Seungjun & Inseong) on Doni’s hitmaker

KNK on ASC 1 | 2 (honestly don’t remember if I watched the second time they were on there but I heard a lot of mixed reviews)

KNK doing ASMR live version of U

KNK on Men Who Top The Charts (also go on this youtube channel they post KNK videos with subs)

There are so many things but for now this is what I thought off from the top of my head :’) Enjoy!

i don’t wanna say that i’ve loved you forever but i have

After the Stampede was over and they’d wasted a lot of time in the city, Jeff took Kent to the Tyrell Dinosaur museum. It was a light-hearted and fun place to visit, and it gave them some road trip time to relax and talk about Kent’s visit with his mother. They had turned up to the museum on the same day as a few group trips, it seemed, but neither Kent nor Jeff really cared. They could tag along on a tour with kids or explore alone.

“That’s Kent Parson and Jeff Troy!” An excited woman’s voice filtered into Jeff’s hearing. He smiled a little. Was she trying to whisper? It wasn’t working.

Mom!” hissed her son. “No! Don’t! They’re like, on vacation!”

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Babysitter

 Warnings: Too much cuteness

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When you arrived at home you could see Brendon’s jacked on the couch. Fortunately he was there, so he wouldn’t be surprised to see a little kid running around the house and touching everything that was on his way. You would have to talk with him first anyways.

“Listen, Jake. I’ll go to talk with uncle Bren for a moment, okay? Try not to break anything.”

“I won’t. I promise.”

You laughed and pushed your nephew gently. One of the advantages of having brothers much older than you was that you became an aunt at a young age, so that’s why your nephew treated you more like a friend instead of an aunt. And you were delighted by that. You couldn’t wait to have your own children.  However young you were.

While walking upstairs you could hear the noise of water running down. So the first place that you got in was the bathroom. You saw Brendon’s naked body through a cloud of steam, he’d just got out of the shower.

“Babe!” he suddenly shouted. “God, you scared me! Why are you standing there without saying anything?”

“I’ve just arrived here! Don’t be so dramatic, Urie.”

He shook his head trying to hide a smile. You got closer to him and took a sit on the sink. Brendon was drying his hair with a towel while you looked at him completely enchanted by his anatomy. Basically, you two always drooled when seeing each other’s body.

“Have you been here long?” you asked, trying to stop thinking about that. “I’ve just arrived.”

“No, I got here a half hour ago. It was strange that you weren’t here.”

“I know. I stopped at my sister’s house. She’s going out tonight.” Brendon looked at your eyes. He’d just realised what was happening. “And we have to take care of Jake.”

“This is a setup, isn’t it?”

“Of course it’s not!” you jumped out of the sink. “But you know the rules when Jake is here. No swearing, no smoking and no walking half naked all around the house while he’s awake.”

“Can I drink beer at least?”

“For sure. I’m not your mother, I’m not forbidding you anything.”

Brendon smiled and kissed you. “Now get your ass out of here if you don’t want me to do anything unholy.”

Before leaving the bathroom you winked at him. It was going to be a difficult night to him, but you would use that as a training, so when you two had kids he could know what it’s like being a responsible dad. Even though it didn’t mean that he wouldn’t be a great daddy.

Jake was sitting on the couch while quietly playing with his toy dinosaurs. What impressed you a lot, that kid was the most hyperactive person living on planet earth. Probably he was really tired, there was no other obvious explanation.

You took a sit next to him and looked how the T-Rex won the battle against the Velociraptor. You knew all dinosaurs’ names as well as you knew all Marvel and DC heroes’ names. All because of spending so many time with Jake. And it was cool, you two never got bored togheter. Although it was obvious that your little nephew preferred being with uncle Brendon when he was near. It didn’t bother you at all, you loved their strong relationship.

“How was school today? Your mom told me that your grades are being amazing lately.” you asked while tickling his belly. “Especially your grades at music class.”

“And maths.”

“Oh, true. Don’t forget about maths.” he smiled at you and left his toys on the floor. “You’re a really smart kid. And you know it.”

“Yeah. He is so smart. Even more than me.”

Jake raised his head everything he could. When he saw Brendon standing right behind the couch, he jumped into his arms while shouting with excitement. Your boyfriend hugged the little kid so tenderly that he captured your heart once again. Your eyes and Brendon’s met for a second. You smiled at him.

“I’ve missed you, uncle Bren!” Jake exclaimed while still hugging Brendon.

“I’ve missed you too, munchkin. Next time you’ll come with me on tour. What do you say?”

“Yes!”

“It’ll be better if you don’t put ideas in his head, Beebo.”

Both, Brendon and Jake looked at you at the same time. Then your boyfriend said at Jake’s ear: “Your aunt is a bore.” Suddendly the little kid started laughing.

“I can hear you!” you exclaimed trying to look offended, but the laugh ratted you out. “Try not be really bad with me. This it’s two against one.”

“Team boys will win!” Brendon gave Jake a high-five. “And aunt (Y/N) will obviously lose. Sorry babe.”

You smiled with mischievously. “We’ll see.”


The two childs on the house were sit in front of the piano while you looked at them. Brendon was trying to teach Jake how to play it, but for a kid of his age it was kinda difficult.

“You’re so good. Think I’ll ever be as good as you, uncle Bren?”

He laughed and stroked Jake’s hair. “I’m sure that you will. Trust me.”

Suddenly, your nephew standed up, shouted that he needed to pee and runned into the closest bathroom. You chuckled at the same time as Brendon.

“He’s such a mess. How can a five-year old kid be like that?”

“Considering that you’re like a children, everybody looks more mature than you. Even Jake.”

Brendon opened his mouth but closed it quickly. He got up and started to walk towards you without saying any word. You couldn’t do anything because in less than a second you felt all his weight all over you. His fingers started tickling you while he kissed your neck.

“No! Not now, Brendon!” you shouted laughing and crying at the same time. “I hate tickles! Please stop!”

It was obvious that he wasn’t going to stop. “Take back what you said and I’ll leave you.”

“You’ll have to kill me first.” he bit your earlobe. “Not in that way.”

You saw Jake running across the living room. When he realised that Brendon was on top of you he started to run towards you two.

“Sandwich!”

“Oh my God!” Brendon exclaimed when he felt Jake falling on his back. “This is the worst sandwich ever. Why I’m the middle of it?”

“Aunt (Y/N) is a bread, and I’m the other one.”

“And what am I?”

“You’re the turkey.” you said laughing. 

“Nope, I don’t like this. Let’s change our positions.”

When you felt free, you started to run over the couch. “Last one who gets into the kitchen it’s a fool!”

Immediately, Brendon and Jake started running. You arrived first, then Jake and the last one was Brendon.

“Then what am I now? A turkey or a fool?”

“Both.” you and Jake said with one voice. 

“Alright. I’ll go crying in a corner.”


After a food fight, two Marvel films and a war in the bathroom, Jake finally fell asleep. Brendon carried him to bed and he came back with you. You were falling asleep while watching a love film. He dropped down next to you and put his arm around your body. You put your head over his chest.

“I’m so damn tired.” he muttered. “This will be our life when we have kids?”

“I don’t know. If our kids are as nervous as Jake, yeah probably. We’ll figure that out when the time comes.”

“And when will that end?”

“Trust me. When we least expect it.”

“Well, the fact is that I wouldn’t mind if we start trying to…”

“Brendon, I’m too tired to start arguing with you now. Try again tomorrow.”

“I’ll do. That’s for sure.”

  • fun fact: Natasha hacks into any official document that says “captain america” and puts in “grandpa frisbee” instead
  • On more than one occasion, Steve has woken up in the morning to find himself behind the glass in an exhibit of the smithsonian Museum of Natural History, and looked over to see Nat laughing on the other side.
  • Nat makes a very official-looking sign for Steve’s fridge that says, “ICE MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO SUPERSOLDIERS”
  • Nat buys Steve LifeAlert
  • Whenever Steve says something about patriotism, America, or freedom, Nat plays the national anthem on her phone 
  • Nat has a huge poster of george washington on a dinosaur printed out and puts it on the ceiling above Steve’s bed
  • when Steve is trying really hard to concentrate on something, Nat comes behind him and pops bubble gum right next to his ear
  • Nat gets steve a shirt that says “specimen”  on it
  • Natasha uses Steve to open jars 
  • Sometimes Natasha asks Steve if he wants to go to the gym with her partially because she likes seeing the looks on the other buff guys working out there who Steve makes look bad
  • When the avengers go hang out at the beach, Steve nods to Nat in her bikini and says, “hey. you look terrible,” with a grin, and Nat smiles back.
Time For Us (Zach Mitchell x Reader) Part II

Zach cast you another look as you flashed him your encouraging smile, urging for him to stay in the line to go on the ride with Gray. You were waiting in line with them for the gyrospheres, and as newly found soulmates, you both were a bit reluctant in leaving each other.

Already, with your guidance they had seen the T-Rex, the mosasaur (which soaked you all, but was still exciting every time!) and had chances for exclusive hands on experience with some dinosaurs. Gray was super excited to check out everything and learn as much as he could, while Zach was glued by your side trying to learn as much as he could about you. To you, both of them were really sweet.

You could feel Gray tug your arm, as you turned to look at him. “You know usually by now, Zach’s staring a group of girls. I think this shows how close you two are going to be!” His face scrunched up for a moment as he thought. “Maybe we could go on something else, I feel bad for split you two up…”

“Don’t be silly,” you exclaimed, ruffling his hair. “Coming to Jurassic World with exclusive VIP wristbands is hard to come by, I want you and Zach to enjoy every single part of it to the best this place can offer.” 

“I want to spend more time together,” Zach said, reaching over and grabbing your hand. Your eyes were immediately drawn to your intertwined fingers before meeting his irresistible brown eyes. “We just started to get to know each other.”

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