he tweeted something before they did

He released this song for US, his fans. He went to the label and said “I want my fans to hear this song before the album comes out, even if it’s not a single.” And he did it a couple of times (according to his tweets).  

It’s his favorite song on the album and “sums him up.” 

And it’s all about how how human he is, how much he hates the headlines and how most people only get half the story. 

He wanted people to hear that NOW, not later whenever his album comes out. Right now.

I think that, in and of itself, means something, too.

Is old Panic! getting together again?

This is a theory not actual facts just speculation do not get ur hopes up and do not attack them and ask questions because that is rude.

This is a theory I’ve been seeing on my dash, but let’s begin with it.

So Brendon is due for a new album since it’s been almost 2 years since DOAB and in March, 10 years since Pretty. Odd. (Last album old panic made together before split)

So, people think they are getting together again.

Why?

This tweet for one. If you didn’t know, ptsd means post traumatic stress disorder. So, you can conclude that this may mean that Jon is getting memories of patd, or a sign of something bigger..?

Okay next clue, Spencer Smith!

Okay, the panic! store is in his bio. Maybe he is just promoting his friend, or he’s apart of Panic! Once again. Who knows it’s a theory.

We also have Brendon, he was saying that his new album is “really weird”. I’m too lazy to link it, but Jon and Spencer did an interview long ago on the new album at the time, Pretty. Odd.

In the interview, Spencer and Jon were saying that the new album was “Pretty Odd” Maybe the new album will be called “Really Weird” a special tenth anniversary for Pretty. Odd.

Lastly, there have been photos of Ryan Ross around. He’s been working on some new music. In this photo:

Now you may think, it’s just a photo, but Ryan BARELY goes on social media. He posts this, which can lead speculation.

Also, Ryan changed his IG photo from this, the last thing from the Pretty. Odd. Era:

To this, a new photo from Halloween-ish of 2017:

I cried when this happened, it was truly the last thing of the Pretty. Odd era.

So this is all the proof for now. If anything comes out, I’ll add to this

@crankthatfrank @ryanrossmadepanichappen @testosteroneboysharlequingirls

I almost fucking forgot. They released old merch again! It was in September so idk if that means anything but hey, it was old merch from afycso and p.o. and every other era

rael74  asked:

You and Australet have made valiant efforts to reassure a disconcerted fandom after Running with Scissors. You've confronted some troubling prospects and rationalized them pretty well, at least in the context of a silly cartoon that shouldn't be taken TOO seriously. That said, I've not seen a response adressing one particular point that has bothered me: Marco's apparent thoughlessness and selfishness in abandoning his life to hunt down Heckapoo. (1/2)

You’ve characterized Marco’s decision to remain in Heckapoo’s dimension(s) as a step in his journey of maturation, as a way of gaining self-confidence. Yet I see it as incredibly thoughtless of him to leave his parents, possible gf, and best friend behind without any consideration for how they would deal with his absence. In 16 years, did he never feel a pang of guilt, wonder how Star had reacted to his abrupt exit from her life? All for a pair of scissors and feelings of self-confidence? (2/2)

Thank you! You should all read Australet’s post, here. Adam even answered to it on Twitter. Doesn’t mean that it’s canon, but it’s still something.

About the other part of your Ask, you’re absoluetely right: while the implications of Marco being older than he looks can actually be explained (and/or rationalized) rather well, as in the post above, his initial decision to spend 16 years in Hekapoo’s dimension is… hard to digest. Even more when he has experienced first hand the pain of having (very temporarily) lost Star in Mewberty

and when the segment paired with Running With Scissors, Baby, had the theme of “Star may have to go home”, featuring a concerned Marco.

How could Marco do something like that, leaving his loved one without saying anything? I have no explanation, and we might never have one. I can only offer some observations and ideas, to lessen the pain:

- Marco is a very determined person. This is a good quality. Hoewever, this also often stray to being stubborn, almost obsessed. We’ve seen a positive example of this in Red Belt, with Marco being ready to do anything to achieve his goal, and a negative one in Fetch, where Marco is focused for a day and a half on trying to pierce open a juice box.

In this episode, there are two layers to Marco’s unhealthy determination, getting back the scissors Star borrowed him, and proving his worth to Hekapoo -and himself.

As usual, it’s hard to tell if Adam’s tweets are just about his personal opinion, or about things Daron/the directors told him while explaining the script. But right now any official source is good to give us comfort.



- Marco refused to go home when Hekapoo offered him to. Maybe he didn’t get any other chances, after that. Maybe once the trial to earn the scissors starts, the only way out is to succeed, getting your own pair. In this case, Marco might have been at fault for refusing to give up, but after that, going on with his quest was the only way out.
Cue to Marco crying himself to sleep for months thinking about the life he lost before finally focusing all of himself on the mission.



- Hekapoo’s words make it sound like earning the scissors is no easy feat, something that can take “lifetimes”. This, plus the dimension unique timeline, that leaves no lasting effects once exited, could mean that spending years to get the scissors is standard fare around the Multiverse. Not really that comforting, but at least it’d mean that this is “normal”.



- As before, hard to tell how canon it is, but a couple of Adam’s tweets make it sound like… Marco didn’t notice the time passing. It… doesn’t make much sense. Maybe. I don’t know. Might have something to do with the dimension’s unique nature.

While not enough to ease our souls, this is kind of shown in the episode: as soon as Star gets there, Marco immediatly rushes to hug her, and to excitedly tell her about the incredible things he did. While the surface level of the episode obviously made anyone wonder WHAT THE FUCK went through Marco’s mind, I think that the impression we are supposed to take home is that Marco basically stayed away for “some time”, not for a lifetime. A vacation abroad, as an experience to reinvent himself, before being back to real life, ultimately valuing his loved ones over living a fantasy.



In conclusion, it’s normal and fair to talk about this, and it’s normal to see it as a stain on a greatly written character. But knowing that this is a cartoon that often uses over the top plot devices (even though this time it’s TOO over the top not to have an impact on us fans), we should’t give more importance to what happened off-screen over what happened on screen. Adult!Marco was ready, after barely a moment of hesitation, to leave the fantasy life he built for himself to go back to the less fulfilled, but potentially more fulfilling, real life with those he loves.

And it looks like it didn’t take him long at all to welcome it back as if he had never left.


Signed: Somone who is waaaay too emotionally invested in the characters in this show.

mewsicalmiss  asked:

I double dog dare you to write something cute with Little Logan, if you can rise from the grave I accidentally put you in. 😂💙

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//for anyone that has not seen the post this is based around, click here it’s super adorable and i love it and it killed me

None of them knew exactly how it happened, all they knew was that this was 100% Roman’s fault.  Now they had a child Logan on their hands, and he apparently was even more of a handful than normal Logan.  

The sides took shifts in watching him, and it was Patton’s turn.  The moral side had been cooing and obsessing over how adorable Logan was since Roman brought him inside, and strangely enough Logan was OK with this.  He expected Logan to act like a child, to bounce around happy and excited, ready to take on the world.  What he didn’t expect was this being just a slightly more innocent and sweet Logan.

“What’cha up to, kiddo?” Patton asked as he crouched down beside the logical side, who currently laid on his stomach on the floor.

“Lookit,” Logan whispered, pointing to an inch worm on the floor.

“That’s neat!” Patton said.  He didn’t understand quite what was so enthralling about an inch worm that Logan hadn’t moved for almost an hour.  “Would you like to read?  Or play with some blocks?”

“Nuh-uh,” Logan dragged himself closer, and oh my goodness he did not.

He inched.  Like an inch worm.  It took absolutely everything Patton had in him to not freak out, dear God, that was too much for his heart.  

Was this how Logan normally observed?  Had adult Logan done something so silly before?  Patton hoped so, because was too adorable.

Then, a tweet outside the window caught the child’s attention.  He jerked his up and faced the window, a grin breaking out across Logan’s face. 

“What was that, Lo?”

“Bird!” Logan screeched, hopping to his feet and running for the window.  Sure enough, outside on a branch sat a - “Is a sparrow!”  Well, now he had to be acting cute on purpose.  Logan bounced in place and giggled happily before pressing his face against the window.  “I want it.”

Patton snickered and came over, stooping down so he was eye level with the little tyke.  “I don’t think you need a sparrow, kiddo.”

“Yes I do.”

“N-no, I don’t think so.”

“Why?”

Oh no.  “Because the sparrow probably wouldn’t like to come inside!”

“Why?”

Please, no, not his sweet and adorable Logan.  “Because sparrows don’t like houses.”

“Why?”

“Would you want to live in a tree?” Patton asked, hoping the point would get across.  Surely Logic would understand.

“Yes.”  

Apparently not.  “Kiddo…”  Here it came, he had to lay down the law.  He had to…he had to say “no” to Logan.  “You can’t have the sparrow.”

Logan’s eyes quickly filled with tears and his lip started to quiver.  “B-but!”

“Nononono, I’m so sorry!” Patton scooped him up into a bear-hug, his own tears spilling out.  “Don’t be mad, I love you!”

“Pat-Pat…”

“We can get you stuffed sparrow!  It’ll be just as good!  And it’ll let you pet it; does that sound good?”  

“Uh-huh!”  Logan just wanted Patton to stop crying!  He was supposed to be the emotionally unstable toddler here!

“Good, now let’s go get you some ice cream and I’ll read you a book!” Patton picked Logan up and settled him on his shoulders, grinning when Logan giggled and clapped his hands.  “What’cha want me to read, sport?”

“Goosebumps!”  Patton wasn’t sure if that was a good idea, but at this point he loved his precious and adorable son and he wanted to give him the entire world, so he would read the hecky-heck out of some Goosebumps.

anonymous asked:

do you,, have any lance hcs

lemme see what i have in my drafts:

  • lance is naturally a very friendly person and when he realizes he can get on a conversation with someone, he will immediately start gushing about how awesome his friends are, even if no one asked. he’s the kind of guy that associateS something to a memory with someone he cares about
  • he’s never told this to the others but keeps a picture of his family in the pockets of his jacket, and looks at it at night before going to sleep (if he manages to)
  • back on earth, he always used to celebrate his birthday twice. one just with his family, one with his friends.
  • he learned how to surf at a very young age and has told them the team that once they go back to earth he wants to teach that to all of them
  • liked to watch hunk experiment with his cooking and everytime he did something peculiar he’d try to convince him to tweet gordon ramsey and show him his creation
  • keith: *argues with him* lance: *starts singing hot n cold*
  • likes to have talks with blue everytime he feels down. he knows she will listen.
  • very jealous of his jacket except that one time he and keith were on a mission and he had the idea to swap jackets. “this should work as a disguise” “do you really….think this is gonna help…..?” “trust me no one will recognize us” (lowkey thinks he loos good in it too)
  • lance coming up with puns connected to his lion(s) (if we count red now too) “hey i’m the blue paladin it’s very n-ice to meet you” “you know what you’re fire-d”
  • this is not exactly about lance but i keep imaging lance’s little siblings fangirling over voltron once they get to see it and i cannot get lance proud smile while he sees them being so happy out of my sight
  • lance writes letters for his family everyday when he’s free from training. He knows he can’t send them, but he hopes one day they will be read. 

Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, tweeted about my music, so I got in touch and said thank you. We just got in touch and it got to a point where we’d done a music video for “A Team,” we’d done a music video for “You Need Me,” and it came to “Lego House” and they were like, “We need a cool concept, we need something no one has ever done before.” I was like, I’ve always wanted to get Rupert Grint to play me in a video, so shall we just get him?” They were like, “No it’ll be too expensive and he won’t have the time.” So I reached out to Tom Felton and asked if Rupert wanted to do it. He was, and he did it for free, and found the date. It was wicked.   Ed Sheeran

mr309k  asked:

I just thought of something. If Harry started writing the album a couple weeks after his birthday, wouldn't that land around Valentine's Day? And what did he write first? Sweet Creature. He was thinking about love and wrote about his sweet creature. This sappy little fucker. I can't.

That’s not the worst part.

Here’s Harry’s tweet shading Taylor on his birthday:

Two posts from RBB/SBB’s twitter account, just before it shut down:

Remember how RBB/SBB changed their Twitter icon to Grace Jones, at the moment she said, “This has gone on long enough?”

So we know that RBB/SBB, i.e. Harry and Louis, were protesting against BG, because BG was a hell that had been insanely drawn out and was killing both of them. 

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

What's this thing about jikook and special days in Korea? I've seen it mentioned but I've never seen it explained. If you've posted it before I'm sorry, I didn't see it. I'd be super grateful if you would link it. Thank you for all the answers!

Hey there! I think I’ve never done any in-depth explanation on this, nor have i seen anyone explain.Honestly speaking, I think I’m in no position to talk, as I’m not familiar w Korean culture, so I’ll try to link all the interactions between them on these days instead of explaining in details what these days are all about. Prob just a brief one. ^^

/cracks knuckles/ Here we go.

From what I read, apart from public holidays in Korea, there’s also a special day on the 14th of every month for couples/singles to celebrate. E.g there’s Pepero Day, Valentine’s Day, Diary Day etc.For some inexplicable reason, Jimin and Jungkook were together on these days, and I’m not saying this without a concrete basis, because it’s mostly proven by Jimin n Jungkook’s Twitter uploads,as though they wanted to scream to the world “look at us”

Let’s start from January.

January 14th- Diary Day where couples give diaries as gifts

Note that in this video, there’s only the two of them, or maybe another member, who didn’t want to be included, which is pretty unlikely since Jimin always includes others, even if its for 0.00001 sec. So my bet is, they’re the only ones in the car (apart from the manager/driver). Date? 14th January, at approximately 11:51 pm KST. Coincidence? Maybe, but that’s not all.

(Important: Today was when Seoul Music Awards took place. Let me give you a hint… Orange hair + blue suits + backhug + whisper in the ear…got it? Yep! Jungkook gave Jimin a back hug on stage in front of hundreds of ppl on this day. Amazing, right?)

February 14th- Valentine’s Day

The video was uploaded today at 9:06 pm, but they had gone out two days ago, on the 12th. My question is, why on the 14th? Notice that Jimin was filming Jungkook initially, before he panned out and included Jin? (his caption was bout Jin tho) If you were here, you would’ve prob seen some posts on Jin being the chaperone in Jikook’s dates.Some time later after this “date” Namjoon revealed that he once went to Han River with Jikook. Putting two and two together, doesn’t it make more sense?

March 14th-White Day where guys give gifts to their girls

This time around, Jeon Jungkook was the one who uploaded the video, 2 MINUTES before White Day ended (11;58 pm) Please, please look at the caption “Jiminie hyung is sleepy, somebody please tuck him in” and please appreciate the precious time he took just to edit this video. He’s obviously in love with his hyung  

Later, Jimin left two comments saying “It’s really shocking Jungkook-ah I told you not to upload it right #JIMIN“ and “This hyung will go back home real quick. Be aware #JIMIN “

Either he took it himself and sent it to jungkook or Jungkook recorded it and they’re together, both of which are completely fine with me.

May 5th-Children’s Day

On this day, Jimin posted not one but three videos, in which jungkook was included in TWO of them. I can’t link any more vid so here’s the tweets

JiminxJungkook 1

JiminxJungkook 2

May 14th–Yellow Day/Rose Day

No video from both of them, but they still had quite a no of moments today.They were all over each other, from Music Core (where Jungkook became the MC) to their fanmeeting. Jimin did tweet something about Jungkook mc-ing and ofc he had to include the two hashtags #jimin and #kkuk. No twitter update but still, what a wonderful day for both of them.

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September 14th- A Day before Chuseok and Photo Day

I really truly find this mindblowing. Jimin posted a funny video and again, like many other times, Kook was in it. The caption was basically “Happy Korean Thanksgiving everyone” but wow…Photo day landed on the very same day. Now…coincidence again? I’m gonna be trash and say no, this thing has occurred too many times for it to be claimed a coincidental event.

Here’s the Chuseok Video

//Jimin’s birthday October 13th//

Not related to anything but it’s still considered special, right? Especially for Jikook. Today, Jimin posted a video of him and Kook. Like always, no one else besides Kook. Also, we got to witness this

a very very special day for jimin AND Jungkook indeed.

That’s all i think. Id like to apologize if I make any mistake in this post. Oh and before I forget there’s also April’s Fools Day where Jikook dedicated the whole twitter to themselves (and Yoon/seok too). What do you say about Jikook and special days? Suspicious? Fishy?intentional? Coincidence? I’ll leave it for you to conclude bc I believe you’d have known my respond to this by now ^^

I would like to wish you a Happy Happy New Year in advance! May 2017 be filled with positivity, happiness, success, and more Jikook!!!! <3<3<3

8 Favourite (Colin Morgan enthused) Observations from “Gloria”

Yes. I have seen/will have seen Gloria eight whole times by the end of its current run at Hampstead Theatre. Geez, Becca, what do you want? A friggin’ medal? Shut up already.

Just before I do that though (hooray)… lets put this fangirl moment to rest, at last, with a bloody good list of good things… 

These are my eight favourite (Colin Morgan related and enthused) observations so far (two shows to go, so CAUTION… there may have to be additions);

Trying not to give away too many spoilers and to those who’ve not read the play it might seem a little vague but it doesn’t matter… nobody’s reading this lol.

In no particular order;

1) This Charming Man - I have utterly convinced myself that Colin Morgan is a Smiths and Stone Roses fan, based on the fact they feature on “Dean’s” desk, right next to a poster for “Beetlejuice”. Coincidence, I think not. I suspected he might be a man of good taste and this pretty much confirms it.

2) Always the professional - One night, when I can only assume the entire cast were high on something because the energy was crazy, a slight mishap occurred. Colin/Dean was at the desk, he slammed it or something and the partition fell, he genuinely just shouted “Fuck”… keeping calm and moving on he made up some line and continued as usual. There was one tiny brief moment where I was pretty sure they were all going to crack up laughing but not Colin. No way. He was still Dean. Still pissed off and trying to do some work. Love it.

3) “I always liked your Twitter” rant - The first two times I saw “Gloria” were before press night and I must confess I much preferred the Twitter rant from those versions. After press night the “tweet tweet tweet” and repeat rant was a little more playful and relaxed even. Or at least, from what I saw after press night. Before press night there was a slight echo of the Dean that was to come with the Twitter rant. It was slightly more unhinged, for one he was standing and would follow Kendra, invading the old personal space ploy. 

I seem to recall the second time he absolutely belted the last “Tweet” and that, for me, was a very effective warning that something angrier is lurking inside of Dean that was going to reach a particularly intense conclusion later on.

4) I see what you did there - This one is more retrospective because I didn’t quite realise it at the time. I was in the front row and next to me some fool decided to get her phone out to take a photograph or two. I’m thinking should I just punch her in the face and get this over with? (I’m not really that aggressive but it was bloody annoying). I didn’t need to do anything though because Colin had it under control. Like a boss. It was this scene, as pictured above, not by her I should point out.

She raised the phone, got him into shot and guess who did something he’s never done before or since? Colin turned and walked back towards his desk, ruining her shot, only to turn back and stand there by Ani’s desk again. At this point she’s given up because she can’t predict his movements and it’s hilarious. I’ve not seen him do that before or since so, as I realised a bit later, he did that on purpose. It gives me great pleasure to announce the winner of Colin Morgan vs Disrespectful photo taker… is… Colin Morgan!

5) American Psycho - The first time I watched “Gloria” I was convinced Colin Morgan sounded exactly like Christian Bale in (that excellent film) American Psycho. Since then it’s bordering more Jesse Eisenberg and someone else whom I can’t quite figure out. One day it’ll come to me. On this note, can I just point out for a man with a thick accent of his own, I think it’s incredible that not even ONCE has his accent slipped. Not even for a second have I heard Colin… it’s just been Dean and Devin the whole time. 

6) Calling China - I think the first joke in the play that convinced me I was bloody in love with it was Dean’s “Calling China” line. A line that actually I’ve heard delivered differently and after reading the play… is somewhat different. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard Dean say several times “You called China FOR something” and on a few other times I’ve heard “You called China OR something”. The latter is how it’s written in the play text. Personally I think “FOR” works better, it suits Dean to assume Kendra’s definitely on the phone to China rather than allow room for interpretation with the “OR” something. Only a writer would deliberate for twenty solid minutes about the differences of one word of dialogue.

7) Be cool Becca… okay fine… just be a twat then - The first Saturday night of the run me and my friend were enjoying a drink outside the theatre when the man himself randomly turned the corner. There he was, totally hiding underneath a hat, he had “please don’t recognise me” written all over his face. So I let him walk by but rather shamefully couldn’t do that without watching his every step as he walked by. In retrospect that was properly uncool and though he probably couldn’t care less if he was here, I’d say… I’m sorry Colin, I didn’t mean to be uncool and it’s nice that you didn’t stop to say “Yo bitch, you wanna stop staring at me? I’m not on the stage right now!”  

8) That’s gonna leave a mark - I’m going to finish with the general observation that I’m stunned Colin has not sustained a serious injury from this play. I’d tell him break a leg but he might do that. There’s the obvious moment of potential injuries during the climatic events of the end of the first half. Where I’ve seen Colin smash into the partition and fall onto the floor right on his back. If it didn’t hurt him it certainly hurt me just watching. Not just this moment though. A few times, right at the very beginning, I’ve seen Colin crash into the desk, the chair base and the pedestal. And yet, the only time the set really defeated him was the time he randomly cut his finger. It’s all that paper everywhere… deadly. 

I suspect they had to up their insurance after that.

Until the next time Mr Colin Morgan… thanks for the lols, the tears and the feels. Not literal feels, that would be slightly misleading. I meant feelings, as in emotions yeah. Just clarifying. 

So hooray, you thought it would never end but here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The End.

I was going to try and keep my mouth shut (for the most part anyways) about this whole situation, but then I woke up after the third night of barely sleeping and saw that Sam liked a tweet from this thread about a fan being so exhausted because of fans like the above, and now I’m just pretty angry.

It is really rich and easy for Sam to like something from a thread like this - he’s done it before. He did it on his Facebook page last summer and he got called out on it and tried to act like he didn’t know what we were talking about at first. The second time something blew up on twitter with Shatner and fans and Sam hid from social media for a couple days, when he came back online he passive aggressively thanked the Sam only fans who were tweeting him #hugsforheughan because he was dared to be called out again across the board by fans who were upset.

I am not a “psycho” because I’m a shipper. I’m also not a baboon, troll, cockroach, slag, terrible mother, fucking idiot, fruitcake, “mean girl,” etc. that I’ve been called because I dare to ship and align myself with this part of the online fandom that they BOTH (Sam and Cait together) need.

I’m not such a psycho when I’m paying to watch their cable network show. I’m not a psycho when I’m buying the products they endorse. I’m not a psycho when I’m retweeting their charities to bring awareness to their causes or giving my own hard earned money to support those same charities. I’m not a psycho when I vote in their online polls. Not so psycho when we donate money to Kickstarter campaigns they end up not participating in. Not psycho when other OL cast members ask for money for their own Kickstarter campaigns and shippers donate. Shippers aren’t psycho when they join MPC and follow the program and tweet about it.

I’m not going to do any of that anymore because I am so sick of this. Sam AND Cait could have ended this when they did the IFH if they had aligned their actions with their words. Don’t turn around a few months later and like a tweet about getting excited to see shipper tweets when Sam comes online. Don’t like tweets about how beautiful your wifey is in Cannes. Don’t like tweets about being lured in with pictures of Caitriona after you bring your girlfriend to the BAFTAs and sit at the table with her looking like your beloved dog just died. Don’t continue to interact with three of the “craziest” known shippers on twitter when it suits you because you know you still need or want those fans if we’re so damn crazy. Acknowledge your boyfriend at the BAFTAs in your acceptance speech. Don’t completely ignore him when you’re on the red carpet with Sam like he’s not even there at all.

I know a lot of people won’t believe this, but I truly wouldn’t have cared that they weren’t together if all of this hadn’t been handled the way it was for so long. We didn’t get here on our own. Both of them sat back for whatever reason while the same select group of fans was bullied and harassed CONSTANTLY and now I’m supposed to turn around and form a violin group for Sam’s girlfriend because she’s spent the last year posting pictures of innuendo and matching locations while leaving comments up from trolls that are nasty and derogatory towards her, Sam, Caitriona and other fans? They tend to come from the same accounts too so why didn’t she block these people? Disable comments from time to time? Why only delete stuff comparing her to Caitriona or talking about how she’s unemployed?

I in NO WAY condone what has happened on her IG, but I love how many of us have had to go private, lock, mute, block, delete, and report, but that doesn’t extend to people who are Sam adjacent. Now after a year of refusing to publicly claim her, her bestie gets to come onto her IG account and say the shit show is because of shippers and Sam is gonna agree? NOPE.

This fandom is known as a toxic dumpster fire of epic proportions and I don’t blame Sam or Cait if they secretly hate all of us because I know the crap that has gone on and it’s awful. But they have dipped their toes into it too many times and exacerbated the situation and it sucks. Their teams suck. Whoever is advising them is giving them piss poor advice. At the very least, if the two of them want people to stop talking about their private lives, then start talking about your own show and engage your fans beyond the times you need them for their money. ✌🏼

2:38 am // Harry Holland Blurb

/okay, I don’t know what this is. It’s 11 pm and I’m tired, but I wanted to write. So this is probably the messiest blurb ever./


You parked your car outside the front of the house and grabbed your bottle of coke, phone and car keys as you exited the car. The time on your phone read 02:38 am, and you weren’t expecting anyone to be awake inside.

You just got back home from a party that you’d been to with some of your friends. They had all been drinking since 10pm and you had made sure all of them got home safely after the long night. You’re not really a big drinker yourself. The taste of alcohol never appealed to you, and that’s okay. You still manage to go to parities and have a good time with your friends.It comes with advantages too. Now you know every single stupid thing they did, and they won’t remember any of it.

When you stood outside the front door, you pulled out your keys and unlocked the door before stepping inside, kicking of your shoes next to the door. As you entered the living room, you saw the most adorable thing you’ve seen in ages. The television was on, a movie playing, shining light on the four boys that were cuddled up in the two couches.

Tom was spread out on one of the sofas, with his legs wrapped around Sam’s waist, who were seated in an upraised position with his head thrown backwards.

Harrison and Harry was wrapped under the same blanket, cuddling up close.

You had to take a picture, or fifty. You turned the lights on slightly, not too much so that they would wake up, but enough to get an alright picture. You made sure to get pictures with both of the sofas in, and close ups of the boys.

There’s no doubt you’re tweeting the picture of Harrison cuddling with your boyfriend the next time they have a Twitter feud or something like that.

You dimmed the lights again before pulling your phone back into your pocket. Seeing Harry sleeping was one of the most adorable things ever. He looked so peaceful and his curls fell in his face. You felt bad for what you did next, but did it anyways.

“Harry.” You whispered as you shook your boyfriend lightly, trying your best not to shake him too much and wake Harrison as well. “Babe.”

He let out a small grumble before moving his hand up form under the cover and pushing some hair out of his face. He blinked a couple of times before focusing on you.

A tired smile grew on his face.

“Hi, baby. How was the party?” He questioned you in a whisper, while rubbing his eyes.

You smiled back at your tired boyfriend. “Good, it was alright. Could you help me move Sam into a more comfy position? And then after that, maybe you’d like to come cuddle me upstairs? I get if you don’t want to, you looked so comfortable here with Harrison.”

He sat up and gave you a quiet fake laugh, before standing up.

The two of you carefully moved Sam to lay down, so that his neck wouldn’t be too bad in the morning. The two of you managed to move him successfully without waking the freckled boy up from his sleep.

After you brushed your teeth, you laid down next to Harry in your bed on the second floor.

“So,” Harry trailed of while brushing his hand through your hair, “was there any cute guys at this party?”

You let out a chuckle, before looking up into his eyes with a smile on your face. “I don’t know, where you there? Most the people there were totally wasted before 1 am. I left at 1:30, that was when people starting throwing up everywhere.”

“Well, I’m glad you’re here with me now.”

Found a whole goddamn notebook in the dumpster this time

no idea whose handwriting this is or why they’d write it or who it’s supposed to be about but it’s fun isn’t it? happy ficlet fantasy friday!


Drifting up from a warm, dozy sleep, she feels the bed shifting under her, and the weight of an arm draped across her. She smiles, keeping her eyes closed, snuggling against him. He keeps moving, though, instead of settling in, and she mumbles, “What’re you doin?”

He’s propped himself up on one elbow behind her, the arm over her doing something complicated.

“Taking a bed selfie.”

“Huh?” She still hasn’t opened her eyes. What the fuck time is it, anyway?

“A bed selfie.” 

Like that explains it.

One eye, then the other, slides reluctantly open, and she can make out his iPhone a few inches away in the dimness. They’re both in the frame, grainy and low-res; her hair is spilled out over the pillow, her bare shoulder exposed, his muscled arm disappearing into the corner where his hand is holding the phone. His thumb touches the button.

“It’s gonna be a week till we see each other again — I need a souvenir for when I get lonely,” he says.

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Happy Anniversary Babe (Sebastian Stan x Reader)

Hello darlings! Thank you all for the follows and thank you for continuing to read my stuff. Right now you have no idea how much that means. So thank you for being such sweet little darlings xx I adore you all to pieces

Okay, so you weren’t technically supposed to be in your boyfriend’s dressing room with him but he pulled you in. The Late Late show was having him tonight to talk about one of his movies. You were unbelievably happy to hear he was going to be on a talk show once again. You loved hearing your boyfriend talk about his filming experiences and more. However, he was currently hovering above you on the couch. Pressing kisses along your neck and teasing you softly.

   “Seb..” You whine softly.

   “Shh prinţesă.” He murmurs against your skin. Only causing you to shiver under his touch. Grabbing a handful of his hair, and thank god he still had some length left. A small growl comes from him as he nips at your skin.
   
   “You are going to get us in trouble Sebastian.” You speak softly.

   “Not if you are quiet my love.” He chuckles and claims your lips. Lowering himself down on you carefully as you wrap your leg around his waist. The kissing was becoming heated when there was a knock on the door. You gasp and push at Sebastian and he kisses you again. Standing up quick, he winks at you and heads for the door. A soft giggle comes from you and you motion at his hair. He flings the door open slightly and sticks his head out.

   “How are you?” The camera guy asks.

   “I’m.. Great.” He admits as he runs a hand through his hair. You bite back your giggles as you lay breathless on the couch. Sebastian was always causing some kind of trouble with you.

   “We are ready for you.” The guy states. Sebastian nods and then comes back into the room quick. Closing the door and striding over to you. Claiming your lips once more.

   “Be good prinţesă.” He murmurs and heads out the door. You bite on your swollen lips and move to watch the tv back here. Sebastian was joking and talking on the tv, when another knock on the door catches your attention.

   “So Sebastian, we hear you are in a relationship. Is that so?”

   “Uh, yeah. Yes I do.” He nods, wondering if they had gone to get you yet.

   “How long now?”

   “Well, it’s been about five years now.” His smile widens. Going on six as of today, but Sebastian didn’t want to mention that just yet.

You on the other hand were being led out to the stage. Clearly unsure of why this was happening. Sebastian never said a word to you about coming out here. However, you were taken by shock when you heard your name and were being helped over to Sebastian. Who ultimately had the brightest smile on his cute little face. It melted your heart and made you smile shy. Once you were seated beside your boyfriend, that’s when the questions came up. Millions. Fans tweeting in, people from the crowd. It was amazing and crazy at the same time. When the commercial came, you were given some water and you tossed a glance at Sebastian. He was talking quietly with the tv host. You were honestly still in shock, your family was going to explode when they found out you were on tv. As the night continues, the questions continue, but before the end of the show, they did a skit with you in it and just when you thought the show was coming to an end.

Sebastian had something else completely in mind. You were distracted by one of the young actors they brought on for the skit when they stepped from view and turned you to face Sebastian. He was down on one knee with a ring in his hand. Blinking a few times, you stood there speechless. He took your hand and began his sweet little speech. Adding a few words in Romanian that made tears fill in your eyes. Trying to blink them back you continue listening to him as he stumbles over a couple of the words. The entire audience was quiet, hanging on every word as Sebastian spoke those last words.

   “So.. what do you say prinţesă, will you marry me?” Sebastian asks gentle. By now the tears had fallen down your cheeks as you found the ability to nod. You are down in his arms, practically taking him to the floor. A laugh coming from him.

   “Yes.. yes I’ll marry you Seb.” You laugh soft. Sniffling slightly you pull him up and he kisses you. The audience screams and claps. This entire proposal caught on tv, in front of the entire world. But you could care less and so could Sebastian. Because right now? He was engaged to the most angelic woman he had ever met.

anonymous asked:

stop using "he's been here for 7 seasons!1!1" as an example for how he's a good sctor lol. They've tried to get rid of him before.

But he has! 8 years and going! And did they really tried to get rid of him?? No they didn’t, you guys made the “I Hate Misha Collins Day” and demanded that CW fired him! Oh and look, I found some tweets about it  that Jim wrote that are gold 

So you see ‘dork’, even the supernatural cast doesn’t like you. Grow up, go do something productive instead of sitting behind a computer and sending hate.

Either you like it or not, Misha is still on Supernatural and it won’t be you that will take him out of there.

anonymous asked:

I like your optimism but Louis could find ways to show support. He doesn't. It's okay. He doesn't have to. But he's never really outspoken about anything. Vegas? Nope. Election? Nope. Tragedies / Nature catastrophes? Nope. Charities? It has been years. He just is not the poor silenced victim you all believe in. But I guess using management as an excuse is easy and lets people sleep better? :)

You know what’s easy? Supporting people who are free to be themselves. And that’s okay, you do you. 

Btw, Louis was part of the charity single for the victims of the Grenfell Tower. Just recently his team made sure he would meet a little girl who used her Wish to go to Disneyland instead of meeting him, because she wanted to meet to spend the day with her family. Louis does things all the time. Some of them we see, some of them we don’t. He has tweeted stuff before and here’s the thing, he doesn’t have to prove he’s a good person every single time. It would be amazing if he tweeted, it would be even more amazing if he donated. You don’t know if he did something or not. A charitable person is not turning bad and indifferent all of a sudden. 

Going back to the rainbows. I’m sorry, but you are so ignorant. If it’s not safe for him to show support, because then he’d have to do something stunt related or have his actions being twisted to a homophobic, ignorant piece of shit of a tweet, then I prefer him to be silent. His safety is more important than your ugly opinion.  

Just so you know, Louis has done more than I’ve ever did in my whole life for my community and for fellow humans. He’s probably done more than you’ve ever done. 

Last but not least. I’m not optimistic. And I don’t believe Louis is a martyr or whatever. You have no idea how many times I’ve been mad at Louis himself (and Harry, and Liam, and Niall, and Zayn). I don’t believe he’s perfect. But I do believe he’s in an position he’s not free to show his true self. That’s my opinion, and if it’s not yours then go ahead and hate him and call him names, it shows your character, not his. 

But don’t ever, FUCKING EVER, come back here to try to take away my safe space and my strength. That’s Louis for me, the member who wore the first rainbows when Rainbow Direction didn’t have representation for one of the concerts. Louis with the triangle tattoo. Proud Louis who loves his lgbt+ fans more than anything. Louis who wrote Home for us. Those things aren’t erased because it’s been a long time. If anything, those acts of defiance are more important, because he did them against his image and not in support of it. 

Something Just Like This

Felicity Smoak has had a mini crush on a man she’s never met for years and one day he walks into her office for help.

This is my entry for the Olicity Hiatus Fic-a-Thon prompt - Malfunction.  

No beta so all mistakes are mine. I hope you like! Also available on AO3.


Felicity was terminally single. At least that’s what her mother told her. Donna Smoak meant well but comments like that - well, they didn’t help.


Honestly, Felicity was pretty happy with her single life and it would take a pretty amazing guy to make her change that. It would take someone like Oliver Queen, the local celebrity due to his stint on The Bachelor.  


She laughed herself she had harboured a secret crush on the infamous Oliver Queen since the first time she saw him. He, on the other hand, didn’t know she existed so progress in that situation was never going to happen.

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Blog (Michael)

Rating: R

Pairing: Michael x Y/N

Summery: Michael finds Y/N’s old 5SOS Tumblr smut blog and she tries to find a way to get him to shut up about it.

A/N: I like can’t find any good smut accounts. Plz hit me up with some suggestions. 

“And he roughly grabbed my breasts as he fucked me from behind. I was his dirty girl.” Michael giggles, holding my old phone in one hand. My eyes widen as I realize what he’s found. You see, before Michael and I started dating or even met, I was the biggest 5SOS fangirl you could find. I actually ran a 5sos smut blog that was pretty popular. I would write smut or reblog it. Sometimes I even had audios. The second Michael asked me to be his girlfriend I forgot it. But the pages are still up there. 

“Fuck! Mikey give me that!” I lunge for my old phone but Michael’s 6 foot stature towers over me. 

“You ran a porn blog? About me and the guys?” Michael chuckles. 

“Yes. Now give me the damn phone.” I state, attempting to grab it from him.

“The bio says ‘You can call me Y/N 18 Cal’s Girl’. I wasn’t your favorite before we met?” Michael chuckles, continuing to scroll through my teenage dreams.

“Michael give me the phone!” I whine, stomping my foot. 

“Dear god, I gotta show the guys this.” Michael laughs. I  attempt to jump on Michael’s arm to get the phone. I hang on Michael’s back for a brief second before falling off. 

“Michael, I swear to god if you tell anyone about this I will never blow you again!” I state firmly. 

“Calm down, kitten. It’s funny!” Mikey laughs. “Oh! I found a blurb about me that you wrote.”

“Mikey stop it. This is evil.” I groan, giving up on my attempt to get the phone back.

“I feel like Michael would be really kinky in bed and call you names like ‘kitten’ and ‘sweetheart’. He’d be like really into foreplay and have like a minor daddy kink. I feel like he’d leave a bunch of hickeys on your neck that you’d have to hide from everyone.” Michael burst out laughing. “Well you’re not that far off, Kitten. I have to show the boys this.”

I angrily squatted to my knees and started to undo Michael’s pants. Michael looked down at me, confused by my actions but not stopping me. I stroked him through his boxers and looked up at him through hooded eyes. 

“What are you doing, kitten?” Micheal asked, biting his lip as he stared down at me.

“Give me the phone and I’ll give you head.” I state, slowing the pace of my hand. 

“Y/N, it’s really funny. Come on, laugh at it.” Michael strains to speak. I pulled my hands away.

“Mikey, I was really proud of that when I ran it. Please it’s something I want to keep in the past.” I cross my arms.

“It’s just funny that you had these fantasies before we even met. Plus, they’re kind of hot.” 

“How did you even find it anyways?” 

“A fan tweeted me saying that you ran a 5SOS fan page before you met me and I thought you might have it on your old phone.” Michael shrugged. “If I give you the phone can I still get head cause I am painfully hard from reading your old smut.”

“Yes.” I yanked down Michael’s boxers to be met with his erection. I bit my lip and smirked before kitten licking the tip. 

“Y/N, don’t tease I gave you what you wanted. Please..” Michael groans in frustration. I quickly take him in, deep throating him. My nose meets his pelvic bone. I then hollow my cheeks and bob my head up and down his length.

“FUCK! Maybe writing smut made you so good at this.” Michael moan/laughs. I pull off of his cock and kitten lick the tip. “S-sorry princess. Please I really need this.”

I press a kiss to his head before bobbing my head up and down his length. I take a hand and run my fingers over the creases of his legs. Michael is a moaning mess above me as I continue to bring him closer to his climax. I feel him twitch in my mouth, indicating he is about to cum. I relax my throat as Michael takes my hair in his hand and face fucks me. 

“FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” Michael curses as he cums. His legs shake as he reaches his peak. Michael releases into my mouth and sinks down onto the floor with me. I swallow before pressing a kiss to his lips. “Have any more secret blogs that I should know about?”

“Shut up.”

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Note: I’d like to give @adothoe / @gwash4prez a huge thanks because she helped me write the ending to this (I had major writer’s block).

Word Count: 2162

Pairing: Daveed Diggs x Reader

Warnings: none. light angst, but it ends in super fluff

Summary: The reader finds out that Daveed is leaving the show and gets extremely mad because he never told her.

Originally posted by evennstars

Daveed Diggs Is Leaving ‘Hamilton’ After This Week.

Your eyes scanned over the title of the Huffington Post article that you had pulled up on your phone. As you read through the article in disbelief, your thoughts were battling against each other. The hopeful part of you was telling that the article was fake, and the practical part of you was telling you that it was real. You let the hopeful part win over the other temporarily.

There was no way this article was true. If it was, Daveed would have definitely told you before he made his final decision to leave the show. You both had talked about it a couple of weeks prior when Lin, Leslie, Pippa, and Ari announced their leave.

Because you and Daveed had become such close friends throughout your time on the show, you were used to telling each other everything. Well, everything except for your profound love for each other.

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Round Two (S.M.)

Title: Round Two
Fandom: Shawn Mendes
Word Count: 1,146
Requested? YES! MY FIRST REQUEST!!
“So it’s for Shawn, so you’re interviewing him and he’s had a bad day so he’s a little rude and she joking calls him out and the fans get mad about o it on Twitter the enst day and start being rude so he defends her” @jonahmaraisgirl

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ENJOY! It may not seem like it but every reblog helps me get my work out there!!

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The second he walked in, you could tell something was up. You didn’t know if it was the way he was walking or the look on his face, but Shawn was very obviously not in the mood for an interview. You weren’t going to let that get in the way of doing your job, however, so you smiled at him and stood up when he came in, offering your hand for him to shake.

“I’m Y/N; it’s so nice to meet you,” you greeted, still smiling widely.

He gently took your hand, shaking it briefly and forcing a smile at you before sitting across from you and crossing his arms across his chest.

The interview went about as smoothly as you could have expected, given the foul mood the boy was clearly in – most of his responses were curt and direct and quite frankly a little on the rude side. As you were finishing up, you reached out to shake his hand once more, saying “Thank you so much for your time; it’s only too bad I couldn’t catch you in a bit of a better mood.”

He stared at you as if it just hit him that he hadn’t been hiding his mood as well as he must have thought, before blushing and apologizing sincerely, explaining that he’d had a long day of plane rides and repetitive interviews. “But that’s no excuse. I really should have been better to you and I really am sorry for that. Please, don’t get the wrong impression of me.”

You laughed softly, shaking your head. “Don’t worry, I figured that’s what had happened, I’m definitely not holding it against you. It took me a few years myself to get through a whole day of interviewing person after person without letting myself get like that, too.”

He nodded with a small smile, thankful for your understanding of the situation. He left the room and you returned to your chair, awaiting the next interviewee of the day. Pre-award show press days were the absolute worst, but they were a good amount of extra cash so you took them with a smile.

A few days later, you checked your phone for the first time in hours and noticed your twitter was blowing up. Mention upon mention flooded your notifications like never before.

“@ (your twitter handle) is such a horrible person. He was obviously having a bad day, how dare you treat @ ShawnMendes like that?!”

“I cannot believe what @ (your twitter handle) said to @ ShawnMendes after their interview. #Rude #FireThem”

“Super disappointed in @ (your twitter handle) this time around”


Everything was full of hate directed at you. You knew this was bound to happen eventually and you thought you were prepared, but something was different about this. You had absolutely no idea why everyone hated you.

You let the negative thoughts fester inside of you for a few hours until your lunch break came around, and when it finally did, you ran to your car. You opened YouTube and loaded up the video of your interview with Shawn, watching it in its entirety. Everything seemed fine until you reached the very end. Whoever edited the video had cut it off after your comment about his bad mood, so the world had never seen his apology or your forgiveness. You were made out to be a total bitch. And the whole world had seen it.

Quickly you drafted and sent a tweet out directed at those who had been sending you hate:
“I promise that you havent seen everything between myself & @ ShawnMendes. All was resolved. Everything you see isnt everything that happened.”

Immediately, more hate flooded your notifications. Overwhelmed by emotion at the sudden outpouring of threats and pure meanness, you emailed your boss that you had left early, suddenly feeling unwell, and that you were sure you would feel better by tomorrow.

You did not.

When you woke up the next day, everything was ten times worse. Shawn had yet to address the situation himself, his fans were continuing to spread the word about how terrible you are, and 4 hashtags about what a shit person you are had gone trending worldwide. You called out sick again.

This cycle continued for the rest of the work week and you knew your boss had caught on by the second day, but you didn’t care. There was nothing anyone could do to fix this situation. Even your editor had tweeted an apology with the full video clip attached showing that the situation was not as previously presented but still, you were villainized to no end.

Just when it seemed like the world had stopped spinning and your only option was to quit your dream job, the hate tweets stopped. Trending hashtags were no longer related to you. Your mentions were filled with nothing but love, and apologies, and sincerity. You hesitated, scrolling through your notifications slowly, not wanting to question the sudden change of heart in fear it would awaken you from a dream and the harsh reality would set in. But it never did.

Tweet after tweet apologizing and forgiving was sent to you and you couldn’t help but wonder what had happened. Finally, the thought hit you to check if Shawn had done something to help the situation and it turned out he had. The most recent series of tweets sent out by him read,
“Please stop with sending all this hate to @ (your twitter handle). The conversation we had did not end where the video shows it to. The comment made about my mood was well-intended and well-placed. We both apologized for our respective rudeness towards each other and the situation was resolved before either of us left the room. Beyond that, I cannot believe that my fans would partake in this kind of behavior, warranted or not. I cannot condone nor support the tweets you have all been sending the past week and am honestly ashamed to call you my fans. If you don’t know the whole story, you should not be making assumptions, let alone judgements. If anyone was at fault here, it was myself.”

You smiled to yourself, thankful that Shawn had finally stepped in and let the truth be known. Though it had taken him a few days, you were glad that all the hate had finally stopped as you were not sure how much more of it you could handle before breaking. Quickly, you sent a tweet directed at Shawn that read,
“@ ShawnMendes Thanks for clearing that up. And perfect timing with it, too. Also, glad to see you’re in a better mood these days ;)”.

You took your time getting ready for work that day, and as you were locking the door on your way out, your phone buzzed with a reply tweet from Shawn: “Round two?”

“Harry’s little fling.”

If you’ve ever asked yourself “why does Louis dislike the idea of Taylor and Harry so much, even after all these years?” let’s talk about Louis and Caroline.

So we all know the (uncomfortable) interview where Caroline interviewed One Direction after their performance on the X Factor in November 2011.  20 seconds into the actual interview and Louis, who was sitting the furthest away from Harry and Caroline, began to tease Harry about being nervous around Caroline. Olly asks “Which girl would you fancy the most, Harry?” And Louis says “Caroline.” This escalated until Harry pointedly asked Louis if he was done with the teasing. 

Let’s not forget the nearly 5 months of set up the Harry/Caroline thing took, with more participation from Louis than from Harry in the beginning. 

So we’re supposed to think Louis 1) played a hand in encouraging Harry to pursue this relationship with Caroline and 2) was publicly more friendly with Caroline than Harry in the beginning and 3) was totally fine with everything about this relationship.

Cut to April 2012. It had been nearly 3 months since Harry and Caroline broke up and Harry announced it publicly on Twitter as they boarded a plan for their American/Australian promo tour in 2012. Harry had been teased about liking Taylor Swift just days before this, and, in fact, was pictured kissing Emma Ostilly  just 5 days after this interview, so WHY WAS LOUIS STILL SO PISSY ABOUT THIS? 

In an interview with the Matt & Jo Show on 16 April 2012, Louis and Liam played a game where they were given a buzzer and told to “buzz” the hosts if they’d been asked a question in a previous interview. Louis was in charge of the buzzer. If he sounded it, they could skip the question, but Louis had to explain when and where they were asked the question before in order to skip it. Richard Griffiths was behind the hosts watching the interview. Jo asks “How old is too old for you?” meaning “At what age is a woman too old for you to date?” 

Jo: How old is too old for you? 

Louis: You know what, we have been asked that before. I’ll buzz it…but I think we should still answer it, because it’s a good question. 

Liam: [stares at Louis like he can’t wait for this to go down]

Matt: Who asked you first? Who asked you?

Louis: I think we’ve been asked…probably…[has an epiphany mid-sentence and turns to Liam who senses the danger]

Louis: I think it was around the time………..

Liam: [who knows exactly what Louis is talking about] Yeah, around THE TIME.

Louis: Yeah…………

Jo: Of what?????

Liam: [begins to say Caroline’s actual name] Of Caro-

Louis: [cuts Liam off to say] Of Harry’s little fling.

Hosts: [completely caught off guard] ????????

Jo: Yes, she was….

Liam: Around the time of Haroline.

Jo: [fumbling her words] Yes, she was…………she was……..how old she was…

Louis: I can’t remember…uh….exactly… [she was 32 at the time]

Liam: [stares into the void]

Louis: [tries to regain control of the interview] BUT IN PARTICULAR, how old is too old? I have…always been quite…sure about this. We’re young lads. And the idea of…you can date older women when you’re older…but when you’re older, you can’t really get away with-

Liam: [notices someone off camera and begins to giggle]

Louis: [continues] -the 18, 19…

Liam: [tries to get Louis’ attention] Look at Marco. Oh, you missed him.

Louis: Forget Marco for a second…bloody ‘ell!

Jo: So you’re saying then, at this age, you think you should stick to around your age.

Matt: Give us a number.

Louis: For me? [thinks a second]

Liam: [immediately answers] Under 25.

Louis: Yeah…for me, probably like…23, 24.

Matt: Liam, you’re saying under 25, giving yourself an extra year.

Liam: Yeah.

Jo: Well, these are reasonable answers…well done.

Liam: [high fives Louis]

Significant points:

  • Louis did not have to answer that question. In fact, he buzzed, saying they’d been asked before, but then said he would still answer it, like he needed to make a point about something. I WONDER WHAT!
  • Louis would not say Caroline’s name. This woman he tweeted with in a very friendly way and had met in person several times at least. Louis didn’t just not say her name. He called Caroline “a little fling” when the relationship, according to the very public press about it, said it lasted 3-4 months at least, and Louis very publicly supported it via Twitter and interviews. Remind you of someone else who won’t say a particular name out loud?
  • I’m not sure they were supposed to be talking about Caroline at all since the Emma Ostilly thing was so close? The hosts were startled Louis and Liam brought it up. 
  • Louis flat out said Caroline was too old for Harry to be dating and Liam implied it, which is kind of yikes, if it was real. It’s entirely possible Louis just took the opportunity to call Caroline too old to be dating or fake dating 17 year-olds, because that’s definitely what it comes off as.